Trying to have a conversation with a German Shepherd.

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  • Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024

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  • @WurstHans666
    @WurstHans666 4 года назад +2209

    Human: "You are not allowed to be on furniture"
    German Shepherd: "Keine Ahnung was dieser Mensch von mir will"

    • @boah1668
      @boah1668 4 года назад +48

      Gib mein Geld zurück Mensch!

    • @supercraft2
      @supercraft2 4 года назад +35

      Wo ist meine essen gurken mensch!

    • @UltraHQ
      @UltraHQ 4 года назад +12

      hahaha

    • @parjitkhakh6970
      @parjitkhakh6970 4 года назад +42

      Jajaj(I have no clue what you said)ajajaja

    • @WurstHans666
      @WurstHans666 4 года назад +78

      @@parjitkhakh6970 Funfakt:
      "Jaja!" is a german term which means "leck mich am Arsch" it translates to "lick my ass".
      Example:
      You screw up at work and your boss is yelling at you.
      Boss: "I hope this will never happen again"
      You: "Jaja"
      It means like: "Yes, i got it ... dumbass" or "Yeah, i understand, im sorry, but f*** you"
      So "Jaja" doesn´t mean "Yes Yes"

  • @JollyRogerTheDodger
    @JollyRogerTheDodger 4 года назад +2140

    The dog did raise some pretty valid points.

    • @santana9434
      @santana9434 4 года назад +34

      Every dog vid has this comment

    • @mdasifrezwanshishir742
      @mdasifrezwanshishir742 4 года назад +2

      aiiiii knowwwww...righhtttt?

    • @darrell2322
      @darrell2322 4 года назад +7

      Yes, those are very convincing reasons.

    • @oreocookiethedog3542
      @oreocookiethedog3542 4 года назад +3

      True, like the ball being thrown across the yard hitting the window. But not shattering it.

    • @crushermwp6921
      @crushermwp6921 4 года назад +6

      Did u here his political standpoint on pollution

  • @constantdarkfog49
    @constantdarkfog49 4 года назад +591

    I think he told you very clearly, it's his bed & you got the couch tonight, LOL

  • @bretmoore6828
    @bretmoore6828 4 года назад +544

    My female GSD is the same way; very talkative, even argues with me.

    • @D-M-J
      @D-M-J 4 года назад +3

      lol

    • @erinnorwood6124
      @erinnorwood6124 4 года назад +1

      Are they always loud?

    • @kevinoh7707
      @kevinoh7707 4 года назад +6

      @@erinnorwood6124 not mine lol, my german sheperd actually kinda feels like a cat and a dog at the same time: she doesn't greet anybody she doesn't know that well, infact she doesn't really jump on and play with any of my friends; but with me she's so cute and we play a lot

    • @ganderstein3426
      @ganderstein3426 4 года назад +6

      I've waited years to finally get a couple GSDs. They're so amazing.

    • @tastefullyoffensive2412
      @tastefullyoffensive2412 4 года назад +4

      I have a male and he is such a sassy Susan 😂 he and I will ‘argue’ and agree on things. He is precious, German Shepard’s are some of the best dogs out there.😁

  • @rileyb5727
    @rileyb5727 7 лет назад +767

    When the dog looked at himself in the mirror and smiled he was like...... Dang I look good😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Suki4r
      @Suki4r 4 года назад +15

      Inah Baxter rude

    • @siddharthk9487
      @siddharthk9487 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @medwards1993
      @medwards1993 4 года назад +3

      She*

    • @jumnei5159
      @jumnei5159 4 года назад +1

      Anybody mind if I... take off my pants?

    • @K4K4PTEKA
      @K4K4PTEKA 4 года назад

      dogs don't understand mirrors 🤨

  • @charleskuckel3173
    @charleskuckel3173 4 года назад +94

    THAT doggy KNEW he SHOULDN'T have been on the bed BUT he was trying to charm his way out of the situation. He did a pretty good job honestly!

  • @Joe-gy4sd
    @Joe-gy4sd 4 года назад +90

    This dog has a very well trained human! Although his human could listen a bit better

  • @cynthiagonzales9131
    @cynthiagonzales9131 4 года назад +3

    Makes me cry!😢
    I miss mine so much!! Best 4 GS's ever!!!

  • @ftchico1
    @ftchico1 5 лет назад +239

    That is some sweet German Shephard. So cute

  • @HybridSpektar
    @HybridSpektar 4 года назад +82

    Human: Why are you on my bed?
    Doggo: Excuse me?! Your bed is my bed! That's the agreement when you got me! You feed me, I sleep on your bed! Go ahead! Tell mom! She'll let me!!

  • @shobharoy2033
    @shobharoy2033 7 лет назад +583

    They are loyal and intelligent, better than a spouse in many ways

    • @klugermann5806
      @klugermann5806 4 года назад +36

      Far more loyal than any human.♡♡♡♡♡

    • @JTST1234
      @JTST1234 4 года назад +24

      U dont just have a good spouse

    • @84y87
      @84y87 4 года назад +45

      Jacob Thomas U dont just have a good dogg

    • @MysticalStd
      @MysticalStd 4 года назад +22

      @Dick Kickem calm down my guy

    • @andrewpozenel2931
      @andrewpozenel2931 4 года назад +15

      @Dick Kickem you both got right, but i will go for the animals' point - in my case :
      No animal did me wrong or bad in any way, apart from humans...

  • @sseptembercurse
    @sseptembercurse 4 года назад +210

    Human: "Im tellin' mom"
    German Sheperd: "Scheiße er meint es ernst!"

  • @brucevodka
    @brucevodka 4 года назад +6

    You are so lucky to have this great friend!!

  • @gsdalpha1358
    @gsdalpha1358 7 лет назад +48

    Our GSD has a whole system of different sounds, one for she needs to go out, one for someone's at the door, one for she wants to play, etc. She recently added a new one when a stray cat scaled a 6-foot fence area where HER young cats were (btw, she's house trained the cats - lol!). I didn't hear the beginnings of a cat fight but she did and literally screamed to get back outside. The stray cleared the fence and hasn't been back since. GSD's are the most amazing intelligent, loyal, and loving breed! They also often have a wicked sense of humor :-)

    • @elizabethbottroff1218
      @elizabethbottroff1218 Год назад +1

      Our cats never needed to worry about attacks from strays. Lil' Bro's dog only tolerated the cats that belonged to its pack/family. They had their own personal guard dog. 😊

  • @storyofcory
    @storyofcory 4 года назад +48

    "That's your reflection."
    OMG. I. Died. Laughing.

  • @thewhinjaninja3610
    @thewhinjaninja3610 5 лет назад +61

    A friend for life. Dogs are just awesome :D

  • @laurensouche-gîte
    @laurensouche-gîte 4 года назад +7

    OMG those doggy smiles and that posture. what a delightful girl!! Best. Dogs. Ever.

  • @LaneyandherGermanShepherds
    @LaneyandherGermanShepherds 4 года назад +11

    Beautiful vocal German Shepherd!!

  • @faygodreamin4752
    @faygodreamin4752 4 года назад +11

    Love him or hate him, he speakin straight facts

  • @dougmacdonald3678
    @dougmacdonald3678 4 года назад +67

    When you're that handsome it's probably hard to not look at yourself.

  • @raycope2086
    @raycope2086 4 года назад +8

    Those sounds he makes are music to my ears Tommy.
    Thanks for the grins you gave me Ghost.
    I wish you both rainbows.

  • @crissmullen5528
    @crissmullen5528 4 года назад +3

    A very expressive dog who obviously has an opinion on just about everything

  • @madcapper6
    @madcapper6 6 лет назад +28

    "I didn't say a word. What's the problem?" Well, you just summed up the problem. The fella clearly hates the silent treatment lol

  • @bobkloth57
    @bobkloth57 4 года назад +95

    You don’t own a GSD, the GSD owns you. Lol 😂

    • @misslin1717
      @misslin1717 4 года назад +2

      Truth LOL

    • @abhiverma9294
      @abhiverma9294 4 года назад +1

      Seems like you don't know how to handle a German shepherd, they demand an alpha male otherwise they cam get very out of control.

    • @misslin1717
      @misslin1717 4 года назад +2

      Abhi Verma I handle her fine. She is still a pup, she knows im alpha but shes very spirited & full of herself. lol She’s getting close to her heat cycle & she just has her moments

    • @Jete59
      @Jete59 4 года назад

      We have our third and with the first two I was the boss, my husband traveled all the time. I also had teen age boys who played with them so they knew their place. We no have a beautiful pure breed and he struggle with who was the boss, again I was the disciplinarian and his feeder, I also offer the most comfort when he first came to our home. He was close with my youngest son because he played with him. I went into the hospital for 6 weeks and he and my husband bonded. He is now focused on his training and will not leave my husbands side. We nick named him shadow.

    • @bobkloth57
      @bobkloth57 4 года назад +1

      Joanne Lunsford
      Hey Joanne,
      That is a nice try story. I am sure that your GSD knows who is the boss. I was just joking. I envy you. I would love to have a GSD, but my son is very allergic to dogs. A GSD will lay down its’ life to protect his family, no greater friend.

  • @pattyward710
    @pattyward710 4 года назад +2

    beautiful, I love Sheppards!!❤

  • @terryberry6597
    @terryberry6597 4 года назад +1

    I want to hug that magnificent dog.

  • @cynthiaallen9225
    @cynthiaallen9225 4 года назад +5

    I love it when they talk!

  • @arnaldurrobertsson6899
    @arnaldurrobertsson6899 4 года назад +43

    Hooman: get off the furniture
    Doggo: Ach Scheisse! Jetzt geht es wieder los!

  • @thomasrooney2709
    @thomasrooney2709 4 года назад +3

    Hahahaha this is just like the conversations I have with my lab/husky and my german/anatolian shepherd ALL THE TIME

  • @kitty_1960
    @kitty_1960 4 года назад +2

    I am just dying here, I have his twin LOL. Same sassy mouth, the exact same moves and they even look very similar. Mine is a sassy little Beotch 😂😂😂😂😂❣️

  • @ClonkAndre
    @ClonkAndre 4 года назад +18

    Human: "Get off the bed!"
    German Shepherd: "Jawohl!"

  • @ogrebattle22763
    @ogrebattle22763 4 года назад

    I own a Shepherd they are very clever dogs mine is a year & 2 months old & he learned commands & other things when he was 9 weeks old.... I love this breed....

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 4 года назад +13

    "Why are you on my bed?"
    BECAUSE DOG!

  • @LarryC213
    @LarryC213 7 лет назад +11

    Beautiful dog.

  • @rubbersidedown5620
    @rubbersidedown5620 4 года назад

    Absolutely gorgeous shepherd.

  • @markmccummins8049
    @markmccummins8049 5 лет назад +16

    This had me cracking up. She’s a wonderful GSD! Reminds me of the little guy I had when I was a young boy.

  • @jonbender9110
    @jonbender9110 4 года назад +1

    She has a great personality never a dull moment with her around a very cool dog

  • @nigelfromengland5886
    @nigelfromengland5886 4 года назад +203

    He just mad cuz you're recording vertically.

    • @siddharthbeck6353
      @siddharthbeck6353 4 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Chiz1992
      @Chiz1992 4 года назад +2

      Vertical is better shut yo mouth virgin

    • @batch_2731
      @batch_2731 4 года назад

      You saw this on a Tucker Budzyn video and thought it would do well here didn't you? 😂

  • @missriss316
    @missriss316 4 года назад +2

    So cuuute, so much like my dog Tucker ❤️ He’s a German/Aussie shepherd mix, only 6 months old and he is a trip 😂 He keeps me laughing that’s for sure!

  • @robertjacoby2372
    @robertjacoby2372 3 года назад +2

    I've watched this video about 10 times , Puppy is so " Cute " 😍 I hope he's doing well with your family 👪

  • @Tereselynn
    @Tereselynn 3 года назад

    Oh that's so cute!!! What an adorable big baby! Boy is she smart!

  • @davidjohnson5845
    @davidjohnson5845 4 года назад

    That is a very beautiful German Shepherd

  • @anthonyowsley8286
    @anthonyowsley8286 3 года назад +1

    Beautiful dog! Wow! I've seen some pretty dogs, But that one is SUCH a beautiful dog!

  • @asasmay
    @asasmay 4 года назад +1

    Gorgeous dog

  • @backtotheroots1389
    @backtotheroots1389 4 года назад +1

    He is Beautiful ❤️💎

  • @saikiranhero
    @saikiranhero 4 года назад

    Sooooo cute

  • @christabel4921
    @christabel4921 7 лет назад +21

    extremely intelligent and extremely cute pretty, pretty girl! (: love her!

  • @chickenprepper236
    @chickenprepper236 4 года назад +1

    Oh my goodness !!! Lol. He is just to cute !!! Lol God Bless

  • @Thunderbolt_1000_Siren
    @Thunderbolt_1000_Siren Год назад

    German shedders. Gotta love em

  • @dawnieruns
    @dawnieruns 4 года назад +1

    I love that bedspread 😀

  • @LouLouJ2020J
    @LouLouJ2020J 3 года назад +1

    The pup has a point ! I think the pup is more convincing!

  • @lisajessick4434
    @lisajessick4434 4 года назад

    Great vid! My German Shepherd passed from bone cancer when he was ten yrs old.He would act just like this though! Very intelligent.

  • @CGH250
    @CGH250 4 года назад +1

    That looks just like my GS, Bella!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @josephbrooks9638
    @josephbrooks9638 8 лет назад +49

    From shooting a laptop to talking to dogs.

  • @terrao4971
    @terrao4971 4 года назад +1

    This conversation sounds all too familiar 😆 I showed my GSD and kept getting “the German head tilt” ha!

  • @SebasL10
    @SebasL10 4 года назад +2

    Smart dog 🤣🤣🤣🤣 intelligent as hell

  • @airplanenut89
    @airplanenut89 4 года назад +8

    1:22 She clearly responds with "yeah I do."

  • @R.M.MacFru
    @R.M.MacFru 5 лет назад +3

    She's a cutie! 🥰

  • @frankroberts3596
    @frankroberts3596 4 года назад

    What a beautiful dog

  • @katherineayers3782
    @katherineayers3782 8 лет назад +2

    We deal with the same sassy backtalk here too. Lol the mirror part cracked me up though. Holy crap, I thought mine was a dufus. lol

  • @EphemeralProductions
    @EphemeralProductions 7 лет назад +4

    so cute abs so funny! I do love her! :)

  • @LauraVillasenor-bf8ni
    @LauraVillasenor-bf8ni Год назад

    Such a beautiful dog

  • @joysinner3415
    @joysinner3415 4 года назад

    Best dogs. So human like

  • @randysukhu4903
    @randysukhu4903 4 года назад +11

    I'm telling mom.
    Dog: *instant regret*

  • @fpaschal
    @fpaschal 8 лет назад +7

    Love her!!

  • @rabbit-kan
    @rabbit-kan 8 лет назад +3

    cute, adorable, lovely, oh, whatever the word is, I love your dog!

  • @nshippudennaruto2814
    @nshippudennaruto2814 4 года назад

    Just got my German Shepard puppy and this was super funny something to look forward to!

  • @03dodgepu
    @03dodgepu 3 года назад

    I agree with the dog.....he needs moooooore attention......DAD!!!! 😁😁😁👍👍👍

  • @HEARDIFFERENT
    @HEARDIFFERENT 4 года назад

    God. This is pure bliss.

  • @ls6-ss413
    @ls6-ss413 4 года назад

    What a beautiful dog 😍

  • @narbeha341
    @narbeha341 4 года назад

    I swear they are like that. that cute bark when they beg and hand gesture (that's what she said) when they want something. God's best accomplishment. #LoveGsds

  • @milli7133
    @milli7133 5 лет назад +7

    2:51 that is the truth🤯😂😂

  • @dawnlapka2433
    @dawnlapka2433 4 года назад +1

    The Day in the life of a German Shepherd owner. Yup. I had a Maine Coone Cat much like this. You don't own them. They own you. And you love them for it. You feed them, play with them, give them all they need and they sleep on your furniture instead of theirs...

  • @keithbassett4730
    @keithbassett4730 4 года назад

    This is why I love German Shepherds, they have so much personality to them

  • @coldwynn
    @coldwynn 4 года назад +1

    I used to call my GSD a "bad dog" all of the time in a conversational tone. People would freak out, "oh how could you" and all that. He had no clue what it meant, but I enjoyed the reactions by people. He did know "good boy" though. That's what I repeatedly said while holding his paw as he was put down. Cancer.

  • @bobz2463
    @bobz2463 4 года назад

    What a great dog

  • @freespiritibz1463
    @freespiritibz1463 4 года назад

    How intelligent and adorable she is !

  • @eternalamos365
    @eternalamos365 4 года назад +1

    Reminds me of the huskies throwing tantrums.

  • @maleficent7435
    @maleficent7435 4 года назад

    Niedlich❤️❤️❤️❤️ Gruss aus 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

  • @Richjoker96
    @Richjoker96 8 лет назад +4

    lol when he noticed it was his reflexion "uh yea i knew that...pfft..."

  • @user-kj4dm5cj1s
    @user-kj4dm5cj1s 4 года назад

    I love my german shepherds i dont see how anyone could dislike this video i wonder what was going threw there minds when they did it

  • @christabel4921
    @christabel4921 7 лет назад +4

    what do you mean.. "get off the bed'!! I belong here!!! (: nothing like staring at your self in the mirror and growling! aren't they really something?? gsds I mean! I adore them ! not ashamed to say, I am a fanatic over the breed! the most amazing intelligent , noble and loyal breed! and the best sense of humour, they can be real clowns with a wicked sense of humour, almost human! your girl is very pretty and very adorable. so glad you obviously love her a lot! (:

  • @BestJelq
    @BestJelq 4 года назад +2

    When they stand up an annoy you and bark at you they want to play... so just to let you know. Also if he goes down off the bed praise him like “good boy!”

  • @germankaiser7309
    @germankaiser7309 4 года назад +2

    He says: "Give me Poland or you will never see the bed again"

  • @lopamudraray4571
    @lopamudraray4571 4 года назад

    Adorable.

  • @marildessouza1643
    @marildessouza1643 3 года назад +1

    Muito lindo.

  • @petergerritgroen3157
    @petergerritgroen3157 3 года назад

    GS are very lovely dogs, i have one.
    Greetings from Holland

  • @Yonana529
    @Yonana529 4 года назад

    Beautiful dog 😊

  • @adnanrifai8475
    @adnanrifai8475 4 года назад +1

    They hate when you give them poker face 😂

  • @ruffmansavageveteran1345
    @ruffmansavageveteran1345 4 года назад

    My husky-shepard chewed on my bed but I still love her.

  • @krukhlis
    @krukhlis 4 года назад

    --That's your reflection
    -- Dog smiles :)

  • @stevegant7856
    @stevegant7856 4 года назад +1

    What a big goof, that what I love about GSDs!

  • @rubyred2087
    @rubyred2087 4 года назад +1

    I'm gonna have to agree with doggo here.

  • @bobmcgehee1749
    @bobmcgehee1749 4 года назад

    They are so funny.

  • @candylove6961
    @candylove6961 2 года назад

    The German Shepherd always argue with owners
    It happen to me too with my German Shepherd

  • @wbbils7052
    @wbbils7052 4 года назад +1

    You can see the intelligence in the eyes.

  • @DerekOuellette-qy9xm
    @DerekOuellette-qy9xm 4 года назад +1

    That’s just like my German shepherd. She does the same thing

  • @shauncampbell969
    @shauncampbell969 4 года назад

    He has a nice smile

  • @sharkmanyt4431
    @sharkmanyt4431 7 лет назад +4

    Awwww I love your dog

  • @ramonviera5462
    @ramonviera5462 4 года назад

    So cute is my favorite dog in the world