Reminds me of how in one of the Grounded playthrough videos all of a sudden when a spider ambushed him he screamed with terror and went "NO NOT LIKE THIS" it was hilarious lmao
This playthrough wouldn’t be complete without wade randomly screaming in the background. He’s like the tape that holds mark and bob in the same train of thought
Mark: “Wade remember the time you broke your hand” Me: Who watched that video where it happened last night at 3am while cramming for exams: “....Wiiittttttccchhhhh!!”
Yes just like when Mark used charity money donations to fund the famous BLM that murdered, burned and looted American families... all this just because Mark wanted to fight racism... Yes He definitely saw out of his own a**.
@@samwarren6008 Since you don't believe me let me list a few people that perished because of your "race friendly BLM organization." Jessica Doty-Whitaker Barry Perkins, David Dorn, Tyler Gerth, Secoriea Turner, Aaron J Danielson, Lee Keltner, And the list goes on. I'm not the one hiding their atrocities....I'm telling you what they have done and you want to report me for it...wow you just want to cover it up.
@@ivakinkredrakul9303 ??? There’s no increased risk of becoming diabetic without a gallbladder. They have nothing to do with each other. Also you usually don’t have a choice when it comes to removing it.
Mark: *Literally went to the hospital on multiple occasions* Bob: *Is incapacitated like 10 minutes into the dome journey* Wade: _I broke my wrist with hEAvY jAzZ hAnDs_
i just imagine wade being like that one guy from spongebob, in that chocolate episode. "i was born with glass bones and paper skin... every morning i break my legs, and every afternoon i break my arms... at night, i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
Yeah he's discovered and then forgotten that he can make a backpack at least twice now 😄 Having long periods of time between playing gets a bit confusing, especially when you're playing a lot of different games with different mechanics in the meantime.
The note: * talks about the sacrifice that a man put himself through, knowing that he would be hated, all for the sake of the greater good of the people around him * Mark: *wHaT aN iDiOt*
@@handles_are_idiotic Hope you are never faced with such a decision. I doubt you could find better solution. The fact that you did not hold your tongue (fingertips) shows the arrogance of your untested morality and your ignorance of the situation the man faced.
Could you imagine if wade had managed to set sail with the ship, but somehow died, leaving Mark and bob to watch it slowly sail away in the wrong direction with no hope of catching it while they slowly died of hunger and thirst... Would fit this series so well I think haha
He did this on Caravan Island as well, I don't know what it is about him, but Mark when he's dying of dehydration is propelled away from any nearby water or aid.
I lost my mother to cancer this year. I know it sounds silly, but your videos help me deal with the grief. At least they serve as a distraction. Thank you so much Mark.
20:20 even Lixian bullies Wade "I am still in inminent danger! guys please wait" Everyone including Lixian: *danger music stops, just go about their day, look back, no big deal*
I've woken up with my wrists dislocated and I don't know how it happened, but eventually they just kinda slipped back in. That was an interesting experience
Mark: Explores, solves all puzzles, fixes everything, finds all the coins, practically beats the game. Bob and Wade: Trying to interpret the art the whole time, and sees two girls kissing and bacon
Markiplier: Let's give charity money donations to fund BLM that Burn, loot and shoot innocent civilians for the sake of anti racism! Everybody: Yeah let's do it! Don't judge BLM for murderous actions, let's judge them for their ideas instead! Jessica Doty-Whitaker: (dead) Secoriea Turner: (dead) David Dorn: (dead) Aaron J Danielson: (dead) Tyler Gerth: (dead) Barry Perkins: (dead) Markiplier: We are successfully making the world into a better place!
Mark: *slowly yet surely draining his hydration with no backup water in inventory* Wade: Can I get your artistic interpretation for a minute Mark: *_-y e s-_*
"Man I stared right at that and didn't read any of the words on it" Now I'm imagining Bob and Mark just staring at that sign incomprehensibly like cute dogs
I’ve spent the last 2 days watching this whole series while feeling horrible both physically and mentally so thank you for that. I’m gonna need some more soon please 😁
Gotta love how these guys play 🤣 Everyone else: packs food and water like a chipmunk preparing for the winter before exploring. These guys: "we'll figure that out later, it's fine" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hope with the next update, you guys return to Raft. I binged this series the last three days and it was such a joy to go from the Loneliness Perch to discovering a domed city. This was awesome! Thank you for it
I love how in this episode and the previous one, Mark and Bob are exploring and fighting and stuff, meanwhile Wade is just observing art and I love it 😂
"You gotta go in from the outside?" Well yes, that's kind of how reality works. If you could get inside from the inside life would be much more different. I say "life would be much more different" because my mind literally can't comprehend going inside from inside.
Bob: *Jumps off building*
Mark: *Does parkour down the side of the building*
Your pic is Akali!
@@iwantsexseemyvideo1512
shut up
You can tell Mark has platformed on Minecraft 😂
@@G4L4XYISIDK wtf that name what did I miss lol
DU DU DU DUU
I just love how animated Wade is with his reactions. it's like "GAAAAH!" out of nowhere and then "i'm okay" or it's dead silent then wade screams.
Reminds me of how in one of the Grounded playthrough videos all of a sudden when a spider ambushed him he screamed with terror and went "NO NOT LIKE THIS"
it was hilarious lmao
@@malif1279 DUUUUDDDEEE yes thats my favorite wade moment of all time lol
If you like that, watch them play human fall flat
Mark: destroys things accidentally
Wade: destroys things purposefully
Bob: Laughing at both
God these damn bots lol
Ah yes, the Triforce of Chaos! 😈😂
I dont see the bots
Wade brought one painting back to the boat. Naturally, it was the bear painting.
Literately when they were just dying from them not too long ago
@@playlol7870 Wade brought it as a warning and a reminder.
Naturally
@@orphancloud1132 dying
i read this in an old man's voice as if they're reading out a bedtime story
"When everyone's special, no one is"
"You know, that Palpatine thing"
*angry Syndrome noises*
j
That's exactly what I was thinking of lol
Okay I know you probably don't care but I just want to say that I was your 1.1k like and this likely won't happen again
Bro IKR!
As soon as he said that I scrolled down and liked your comment
Wade and Bob talking about a painting
Mark: *Parkour mode activated*
*_pipe gang_*
Du du du du
"We did it."
I fail to see what you've accomplished. You still don't own a piano.
Wait is the game done
@@rise5043 its not completed yet lol it said that in the journal
@@gabrialsperka422 ohh good
@@rise5043 TwT
@@ՏԹօօժօԵհ ?
Mark: give me the lofi version
Wade: gives a night core version instead
But, to be fair, I didn't know I needed a nightcore version of Jurassic Park in my life.
i thought it was more of TheFatRat - Unity vibe
Nah that was the swing version
25:14
? Yea
Wade: "It's build your own Ikea piernner"
Mark: I call it an Ikearnner... _Please laugh_
*pity laughs*
*Slow clapping in the distance*
Quite
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (is that good?)
I mentally said "Please laugh" in a different voice and was shocked when he actually said it.
When you see the raw footage, it makes you realize just how much a difference Lixian's editing makes.
yeah, lixian's editing is shit.
@@neatcomrade8537 *everyone disliked that*
@@neatcomrade8537 said no one ever
@@neatcomrade8537 I 100% agree, his editing ruins every video for me
@@manohmanr2466 How btw? His editing most times improves it for me
This playthrough wouldn’t be complete without wade randomly screaming in the background. He’s like the tape that holds mark and bob in the same train of thought
I love'm.
Just.... love.
Yep, and the bug-eyed edits make the joke even better.
he only talks when mark and bob start to lose it
petiton for mark, bob and wade to start playing this again
the devs said the new update is coming this summer, so maybe they’ll play it sometime soon?
@@sparktrigger06
Ooh I hope so
That, maybe also for them and Jackseptieye to play Borderlands 3 together?
Yes
This aged well
“You can play the piano”
Mark: “really?” *leaves*
@F**СК МЕ! СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ lmao that name though
@@isabellatucker4681 It is a bot
The Monokubs cannot
It's legit, brush. SMH my head, Brodsky. These kinds nowdayes. I hahaha.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And left the coin
Walking on the edge of buildings stepping on less than 2 inches of wall... This is a fun city in Raft
LAO AH PEK
In games, developers tend to give an extra step or two of walking room so u won't fall as easily
Why is this musician everywhere.....
🤣😳🤣
Literally standing on a pinky toenail width ledge a hundred feat from the cold concrete ground and moving around at decent speeds with ease
Mark: “Wade remember the time you broke your hand”
Me: Who watched that video where it happened last night at 3am while cramming for exams: “....Wiiittttttccchhhhh!!”
Which video was this? I have no idea what they are talking about XD
Uno
@@cjbaker520 it was an uno video called "WADE LITERALLY BREAKS HIS HAND" or something
yeah, my exams are next week. good luck!
*jazz hands intensify*
Mark: *doing stuff and getting items*
Bob and Wade: *Arguing whether the painting is two girls kissing or someone kissing bacon*
“Give me the LoFi version”
---
“I’m sorry- do you think LoFi means 1920’s jazz?”
timestamp pls?
@@yuh_moms_a-hoe 25:34
@@CagedBrainJr thx
This is art
Does anybody know the name of that song, though?
"How do I stop this thing?"
**Said while driving an unwieldy abomination of a raft right at them**
Bob: “Wait when did you start doing heroine”
Wade:”i have a lot of saliva in my mouth shhfhggsjjg frrrrrrruueeeun”
Hello dude
Your replies are questioning my existence
@Î Àm ĶēvïņBB ??????????????????????????????
😆🤣
The abundance of saliva would suggest he did not take heroin.
@@shadownight5294 just report him he’s another bot
25:13 WADE SINGING THE JURASSIC PARK THEME HAS ME DEAD
I need a Wade Synthesizer
The painting is a woman with maroon wavy hair coving her eye, a triangle nose sideways, lips, and a earring.
That's what it looked like.
Nah, it’s two girls making out and you can’t change my mind.
Yeah that’s what it looked like to me - don’t know how they didn’t see it
Same
YEAH that’s what I thought!
Wade: Mentions the Jazz Hands incident
Me: Remembers the Barbara incidents
There was that time he almost burst his nose when trying to sneeze as Elmo.
Wade: “you see out of your a**”
Mark: “That’s how life works”
Yes just like when Mark used charity money donations to fund the famous BLM that murdered, burned and looted American families... all this just because Mark wanted to fight racism... Yes He definitely saw out of his own a**.
@@samwarren6008
Since you don't believe me let me list a few people that perished because of your "race friendly BLM organization."
Jessica Doty-Whitaker
Barry Perkins,
David Dorn,
Tyler Gerth,
Secoriea Turner,
Aaron J Danielson,
Lee Keltner,
And the list goes on.
I'm not the one hiding their atrocities....I'm telling you what they have done and you want to report me for it...wow you just want to cover it up.
the age old question: will we ever get another episode of raft?
I think they are waiting for an update?
@@lily6503 I hope so, this series was so fun
@@SpadeSherade I hope so too I love this series
@@siccandtwistted i just wanna see them make a raft
No
EDIT: Mevernind!
All of them: "YOOO THERES A PIANO"
No one getting the piano: "Guys, we did it"
every person watching: "YOU FORGOT THE PIANO"
Wade: Yu burr a frckn pioaner? 5:10
Mark: "im dying of thirst, someone bring me water"
Also Mark: * goes exploring while he waits*
*Dying
*bring
*while
English 100
@@viktorstoykov4945 lol
@@viktorstoykov4945 engineer gaming
@@engineergaming3745 lol thank uou, note to self, make sure auto predict on phone is off
Mark: “Aim for their gallbladder, they don’t need that!”
Me who had surgery last week to have mine removed: I mean you’re not wrong lmao
so long as you don't care about the possibility of becoming diabetic, yeah
@@ivakinkredrakul9303 ???
There’s no increased risk of becoming diabetic without a gallbladder. They have nothing to do with each other.
Also you usually don’t have a choice when it comes to removing it.
I had my gallbladder taken out 2 years ago. Only gotta watch fried foods.
@@heathersippel8849 I love watching fried chicken and french fried.
I hope your recovery is going well!
It's been almost a year , please all mighty raft gods bring this series back
your prayer have been answered
Mark: *Literally went to the hospital on multiple occasions*
Bob: *Is incapacitated like 10 minutes into the dome journey*
Wade: _I broke my wrist with hEAvY jAzZ hAnDs_
I need to stop seeing you everywhere
Ȇ̈p̑̈h̑̈ȋ̈ȃ̈l̑̈t̑̈ȇ̈s̑̈ Ninja That’s all you buddy 😂
@@ephialtesninja8443 Surely that means you're everywhere too? 😆
@@ragingoverwatch3052 غد تنغهفهف حك
@@ephialtesninja8443 if you see the person everywhere, then that means you're everywhere too!
“I built the tallest contraption ever conceived of”
DF: are you challenging me?
I see your a person of culture as well
Let's game it out made a pretty ridiculous raft....
@@Kre8-1duH which one the shit ton of wires or the L O N G E R I S B E T T E R
@@mr.spaceaids5379 longer is better lol
Bob: I am the one.
* Jumps off building and falls to his death *
Well.. Not exactly to his death lol
i just imagine wade being like that one guy from spongebob, in that chocolate episode.
"i was born with glass bones and paper skin... every morning i break my legs, and every afternoon i break my arms... at night, i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
me after I do the bare minimum at work
Mark: “It didnt launch, it exploded”
Me: sooo... it launched unsuccesfully?
Anything that moves a distance after a detonation of some kind is still considered a launch in my books. No matter the cost!
Task failed successfully
No, it did what it was supposed to, it was like a rocket launch. They were bassicly ejecting it.
I ADORE the fact that Mark has started saying his "previously on raft" intros lmao
With a deep voice
ikr
Always has been
That happened forever ago
Me too! One of the best parts by far 🤣😂
Here's hoping they pick this back up like they've done with The Forest
4:55 "Is that a *backpack?* "
*State of complete utter shock and amazement*
Yeah he's discovered and then forgotten that he can make a backpack at least twice now 😄 Having long periods of time between playing gets a bit confusing, especially when you're playing a lot of different games with different mechanics in the meantime.
Wade: I'd like to know how they fit a piano in a vending machine.
Mark: Wouldn't you like to know!
Me: Yes, Mark. That's why he asked.
Wouldn't you like to know weather boy
6:55
Ikea
"aim for their gallbladder, they dont need that"
me who was just in the hospital because of it:
classic Bob “what if you just ha-YUH” falls eighty stories
The note: * talks about the sacrifice that a man put himself through, knowing that he would be hated, all for the sake of the greater good of the people around him *
Mark: *wHaT aN iDiOt*
Tbf, Mark isn't wrong.
Played the game myself, dude's an idiot.
The fact you don't see his decision and unpreparation as idiocy, means you'd follow the same path as him which is...... worrying to say the least
@@handles_are_idiotic I'd left.
@@handles_are_idiotic Hope you are never faced with such a decision. I doubt you could find better solution. The fact that you did not hold your tongue (fingertips) shows the arrogance of your untested morality and your ignorance of the situation the man faced.
The thumbnail makes me think that Mark is like: "Oh don't mind me, I'm just a floating corpse, nothing to see here."
Jesus loves you:)
Wade: "Before you go too far, i need to li-"
Mark: "NOPE."
BOB NEEDS ME!!!
Could you imagine if wade had managed to set sail with the ship, but somehow died, leaving Mark and bob to watch it slowly sail away in the wrong direction with no hope of catching it while they slowly died of hunger and thirst...
Would fit this series so well I think haha
Mark: "I'm gonna die of thirst, can someone help me?"
Also Mark: casually meandering further and further away from possible help
XD
He did this on Caravan Island as well, I don't know what it is about him, but Mark when he's dying of dehydration is propelled away from any nearby water or aid.
I lost my mother to cancer this year. I know it sounds silly, but your videos help me deal with the grief. At least they serve as a distraction. Thank you so much Mark.
God bless
Wade: "I was doing Jazz Hands and then I dislocated my hand"
Mark: "We've all been there buddy"
Me: *UNO Flashbacks*
Don't forget he also dislocated his thumb playing Animal Crossing
@@antismo9998 that man is just full of rotten luck
@@Maxine_5674 you mean rotten bones, am I right? * wink *
@@xraystudios3693 yes 🤣
Hopefully Mark, Bob, and Wade play this again since the game is fully released now 🙏.
EDIT: YESSS FINALLY THEY PLAY IT AGAIN
You got what you wanted
they sure did.. but they restarted lol
@@taterloohoo curse corrupted save files
Mark : *hardcore parkour*
Wade : "this painting looks like a purple girl kissing a yellow girl"
Everyone: reads title
Also everyone: yes I’m pretty sure everyone who was maliciously attacked by a shark said that lmfao
@Î Àm ĶēvïņBB stfu bot
This is so ironic since a guy in my area was actually just attacked by a shark.
Don't worry the series isn't dead, they are probably waiting for the game to update. Or maybe they are just busy with something else.
You uh, you talking to us or yourself?
its about to be a year ago... so idk
@@kartikay4011 there hasnt been an update yet, so thats probably why
I mean here we are so idk if the update is every going to come if it hasn't already lol
@@youtubechicken120 There has been like 3 updates what are you talking about?
"I dislocated my wrist doing jazz hands."
That might be the most Wade thing Wade has ever said.
"IKEA pierrner"
well I looked up "piano" in swedish and its just "piano"
Piano Forte. Soft Loud. :)
@@LordTelperion I just wanted to make a funny joke about pianos and IKEA but the name isn't any different. Oh well.
@@one_tricky_boi Indeed. Forte in Swedish is just "forte". ;)
Markiplier: uploads
Everyone: *GOES STRAIGHT TO THE COMMENT SECTION*
I feel seen, but not in a good way
Any RUclipsr: uploads
Everyone: immediately piles into likes
@Î Àm ĶēvïņBB stfu bot
You stole my comment! I was gonna get dislikes from it
Damn it i read this comment after doing the exact same thing
20:20 even Lixian bullies Wade
"I am still in inminent danger! guys please wait"
Everyone including Lixian: *danger music stops, just go about their day, look back, no big deal*
22:54 Mark: Water meter low, and food meter high
Also Mark: “Oh Gosh, I’m starving.”
Me: *Visible Confusion*
"I dislocated my wrist doing jazz hands."
I've woken up with my wrists dislocated and I don't know how it happened, but eventually they just kinda slipped back in. That was an interesting experience
@@alyssanash8230 D:
Alyssa Nash what in the fresh hell
@@alyssanash8230 maybe u jazz hand in ur sleep
Mark: give me the lofi version
Wade: hums the cantina theme
I like that when he says “previously on raft” you can tell that he’s cupping his hand over his mouth
24:04 made me die of laughter.
"Alright Wade... See you around"
* casually dies *
Mark: Explores, solves all puzzles, fixes everything, finds all the coins, practically beats the game.
Bob and Wade: Trying to interpret the art the whole time, and sees two girls kissing and bacon
markiplier: uploads
me: that's enough school for today
Markiplier: Let's give charity money donations to fund BLM that Burn, loot and shoot innocent civilians for the sake of anti racism!
Everybody: Yeah let's do it! Don't judge BLM for murderous actions, let's judge them for their ideas instead!
Jessica Doty-Whitaker: (dead)
Secoriea Turner: (dead)
David Dorn: (dead)
Aaron J Danielson: (dead)
Tyler Gerth: (dead)
Barry Perkins: (dead)
Markiplier: We are successfully making the world into a better place!
me: mom can i have a markiplier raft intro?
mom: we have markiplier raft intro at home
intro at home: *muffled hand noises*
Haha Bruh
Just binge watched all of these again *waits patiently for the next one*
I have rewatched these multiple times every time I get to a part in raft that needs an update I would love it if they continued this series
Fact: When Mark posts a video it makes everyone’s days much better
Yes
This is scientifically proven!
So true
Very true, my friend.
FACT!!!!!
13:05
“Guys, I’m dying of thirst”
Mark proceeds to walk further from immediate help, then leap three stories onto a marble floor. Smart boi.
Mark: *slowly yet surely draining his hydration with no backup water in inventory*
Wade: Can I get your artistic interpretation for a minute
Mark: *_-y e s-_*
Please continue this series. I need to see how high Bob can build the raft, how organized Mark can get, and Wade reunite with his bear self
"Man I stared right at that and didn't read any of the words on it"
Now I'm imagining Bob and Mark just staring at that sign incomprehensibly like cute dogs
A Turtle will be of much help in this game.
You know you have issues when, after hearing Wade's story, you actually TRY to dislocate your own wrist with aggressive jazz hands...
Well did you?
These are the types of series that needs a trailer.
Markiplier plays raft with friends
AGAIN!
(june 21 2022)
I swear when they were doing the Emperor Palpetine voices I remembered “So be it Jedi” as “So do it Jacksepticeye”
I watch to much RUclips
It only reminded me of Arin doing Palpatine's "Dew it" bit in Mario Party.
Memento mori
Palpatine is how it’s spelled
@@Foreststrike How did you do at the softb ball game? THREW IT!
🌚😍💕
Omg, the damn flashback to Wade sceaming about dislocating his wrist xDDD
mark: *gets chased by murderous robot*
also mark: *holds strawberries*
i just want more raft cuz its nice seeing markiplier be himself with his friends not just to see new content tbh
Also cuz he needs to get animals
I dont know why this is my favorite series. raft is such a chill game, and most of it is just... floating. but it's so much fun to watch.
Wade, also known as the most renown art interpreter ever to grace this earth.
Wade's long journey towards becoming a hero is complete.
25:15
"That's gotta be the best pirate I've ever seen"
What’s the name of the music that they’re humming at that time stamp?
@@alexanderoberg8534 its the jurassic park theme I think
So it would seem…
Wade : *turns into demoman for a few seconds*
Bob : "when did you do heroin ?"
Nah he did the drink taunt too much
When is that? ( I want the time stamp)
I binged these for 3 days and now that it is over I have a hole in my heart
same I am on day 2 rn
I binge all theses episodes in a day I know that feel
I’ve spent the last 2 days watching this whole series while feeling horrible both physically and mentally so thank you for that. I’m gonna need some more soon please 😁
I did it in a day 😎
Gotta love how these guys play 🤣
Everyone else: packs food and water like a chipmunk preparing for the winter before exploring.
These guys: "we'll figure that out later, it's fine" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hope with the next update, you guys return to Raft. I binged this series the last three days and it was such a joy to go from the Loneliness Perch to discovering a domed city. This was awesome! Thank you for it
Mark: who needs leather? We need leather!!!
*Nervous Minecraft cow in the distance: “hehe... I’m in danger!!!...”*
Nice Simpsons refrence
25:29 When Wade did his lofi version it was funny but I was also a little impressed .
Love to watch their old videos
I love how in this episode and the previous one, Mark and Bob are exploring and fighting and stuff, meanwhile Wade is just observing art and I love it 😂
8:00 the real quote is “And when everyone is super, no one will be.” Quoted by syndrome in incredibles
"Everyone's special, Dash."
"...which is another way of saying no one is..."
I hope they continue this series. It's one of my favorites
"you need so much metal to make the raft shark-proof"
YOU ARE LITERALLY ON A METAL SHIP WITH BUILDINGS
I love this series and the sheer chaos that it is. I sincerely hope that they might one day continue it.
i’ve never been to one of his episodes so fast
Same
Yay
@Î Àm ĶēvïņBB stfu bot
Its worth it for raft i love this series lol
Same
"You gotta go in from the outside?"
Well yes, that's kind of how reality works. If you could get inside from the inside life would be much more different.
I say "life would be much more different" because my mind literally can't comprehend going inside from inside.
You evil genius.
Go in to the basement from the inside of the house.
This is my 2nd binge watch on the raft series
Hope they update soon!
16:58 now, you actually CAN get into the top without entering, you just have clip in with an item
“A PIANO!” *proceeds to not get said desired piano*
Imagine sailing through the sea and seeing a whole dome of city. Cool.
I hope you guys continue this series soon - has been hilarious so far
I cant lie.
this is my number 1 favourite series in the markiplier channel
fnaf being the second
and uno on third
Water Dome: Exist
My brain: "Where are the giant, oversexualized fanservice mechs with the plantation?"
How... how do you sexualize a mech?... much less *overly?!*
@@matthewyeldig4608 There is an anime called Darling in the FranXX. It is a mecha anime, and there is lots of fanservice, even on the mechs.
@@guts60 *HOW?*
i tried avoid that anime a lot
I was immediately like *I swear this is a DitF reference*
Then opened comments and..huzzah!