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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @carterstevenson6009
    @carterstevenson6009 4 года назад +7105

    Bob’s character casually and silently jumping off of a skyscraper and Mark’s half-caring yell is one of the best things to come out of this series.

    • @corvus1970
      @corvus1970 4 года назад +108

      It's taken me around 4 minutes to stop laughing at that. SO funny!

    • @RC-nt6fo
      @RC-nt6fo 4 года назад +105

      @@corvus1970 it was so out of left field but the way bob never gave it a second thought

    • @chiragchilap07
      @chiragchilap07 4 года назад +32

      the haiyeah was the killer

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 4 года назад +14

      @@corvus1970 I can't stop laughing....help!

    • @therealsharkguy
      @therealsharkguy 4 года назад +16

      AHHH I'M FALLINN-nnng I'm okay

  • @Barbara-sh1so
    @Barbara-sh1so 4 года назад +3438

    “Don’t fall off”
    Oh don’t worry he won’t fall,, he’ll *j u m p*

    • @directorsky9782
      @directorsky9782 4 года назад +8

      Lmaooo

    • @gagefulmer6375
      @gagefulmer6375 4 года назад +26

      This is all Barbras fault

    • @timemaster1329
      @timemaster1329 4 года назад +23

      This is fucking Barbara's fault

    • @ramby3405
      @ramby3405 4 года назад +13

      BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRBARRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! WHY HAVE YOU COME HERE YOU DEMON SPAWN OF SATAN!?!?!??!

    • @A.J.Torres
      @A.J.Torres 4 года назад +11

      Everybody gangsta till Barbara enters the chat.

  • @AkaneCelesHiko
    @AkaneCelesHiko 4 года назад +2303

    "Is Wade with you????"
    Wade: *gargling and choking on water*

    • @knowltonic
      @knowltonic 2 года назад +4

      Whats the time stamp

    • @AkaneCelesHiko
      @AkaneCelesHiko 2 года назад +4

      @@knowltonic lol I don't even know anymore, this was like a year ago.

    • @zarabailey2960
      @zarabailey2960 2 года назад +5

      @@knowltonic 14:51

  • @annikadillon7328
    @annikadillon7328 4 года назад +929

    Anybody else remember when raft was this small game with no islands and like thirty items?

  • @laurenmorris5538
    @laurenmorris5538 4 года назад +5105

    “Don’t fall off-“
    *proceeds to jump off*

    • @bonnietelocole6777
      @bonnietelocole6777 4 года назад +14

      Lol, right?

    • @leifhim
      @leifhim 4 года назад +69

      At least he didn’t fall

    • @cloudyrae04
      @cloudyrae04 4 года назад +10

      @@leifhim baahaa. lol.

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ 4 года назад +5

      that's normal 😆🤣

    • @kuriboy9572
      @kuriboy9572 4 года назад +3

      @@leifhim i hate you..... I really do... But i loved the joke 😂

  • @anchovybushwack472
    @anchovybushwack472 4 года назад +2991

    Now all I can see in my brain is Mickey Mouse frantically screaming " *W A T E R M E L O N S* "

    • @moose8332
      @moose8332 4 года назад +40

      Someone needs to animate it

    • @alapundriya1304
      @alapundriya1304 4 года назад +13

      Cocomelons?

    • @inkinugget
      @inkinugget 4 года назад +30

      What's funny is that in the ducktales reboot, in one episode Mickey mouse was literally a melon

    • @brok56
      @brok56 4 года назад +2

      Now all i can see, is just another lemon tree

    • @6ideonlol
      @6ideonlol 4 года назад +1

      Me too

  • @Kiterpuss
    @Kiterpuss 4 года назад +3777

    The Mark-Lixian interactions will never stop being adorable and wholesome, especially because they've never met in person before.

    • @ciindyylouwho
      @ciindyylouwho 4 года назад +313

      WHAT. They haven’t met in person???

    • @gloomy_nightflower7007
      @gloomy_nightflower7007 4 года назад +140

      Wait- they've never met? w o w

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 4 года назад +115

      @@swand3587 bots don't have parents. Just report 😄

    • @ni__wolf143
      @ni__wolf143 4 года назад +16

      @@judestarbabypup Yeah their parents are dead in a fire caused by RUclips users ^w^

    • @Kiterpuss
      @Kiterpuss 4 года назад +356

      @@ciindyylouwho Nope, Lixian is in Portugal and Mark is in the US. Their entire relationship is built on Lixian's amazing animations and editing skills that Mark noticed. During the UA deathstream they talked about it too.

  • @rlharveson
    @rlharveson 4 года назад +528

    23:08
    Mark: *Discovers a barber*
    Mark's hair: *Intense sweating*

  • @jamieingram7541
    @jamieingram7541 4 года назад +2220

    I’m so glad it only took 2 days for him to be out of the hospital. LOVE YOU MARK

    • @Diren_7
      @Diren_7 4 года назад +53

      @Ì Ãm ĶēvîñBB omg just go away. Your achieving nothing from your life from doing this.

    • @Freddy_fazbear_real_trust_me
      @Freddy_fazbear_real_trust_me 4 года назад +8

      Yeah

    • @jamieingram7541
      @jamieingram7541 4 года назад +22

      @Ì Ãm ĶēvîñBB get tf out of here

    • @teenytinykittycat5702
      @teenytinykittycat5702 4 года назад +31

      To be fair they were probably trying to rush him out to open up more beds for Covid patients

    • @Sonic-Batman
      @Sonic-Batman 4 года назад +8

      THE RETURN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

  • @samcotey6519
    @samcotey6519 4 года назад +981

    Im laughing just imagining Bob and Wade turning around after two seconds of being in the dome and Mark is being chased by a mini robot

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 4 года назад +1907

    Mark: "I don't wanna make my editor edit too much"
    Lixian: "That's why *timelapse* exists"

    • @jennyneedsmeds
      @jennyneedsmeds 4 года назад +14

      we saw the video too, thanks

    • @kenzieclark3990
      @kenzieclark3990 4 года назад +38

      I appreciate the comment most of the time I'm multitasking and miss the lixian pop ups or when they talk to quietly. So thank you

    • @hardfugoo1
      @hardfugoo1 4 года назад +6

      @@kenzieclark3990 but you have time to read random comments?

    • @vladwake5176
      @vladwake5176 4 года назад +4

      Mark: Let's fight racism by funding those that burn, loot and shoot innocent civilians! Remember we are making this world into a better place.
      Audience: (Applauds and hands over their own money.)

  • @ZoeAfton101
    @ZoeAfton101 3 года назад +587

    Mark: “Why are you guys bullying me when Wade is such an easy target?”
    That made me laugh so hard for some reason.

  • @YellowPeej
    @YellowPeej 4 года назад +3702

    ‘are we safe?’
    Marks digestive system: *no*

    • @nihilistweeb7185
      @nihilistweeb7185 4 года назад +52

      f for mark from a few days ago

    • @ddstar8470
      @ddstar8470 4 года назад +5

      my channel is the best

    • @noahglau6897
      @noahglau6897 4 года назад +21

      @@ddstar8470 it isn’t

    • @paigeeee4983
      @paigeeee4983 4 года назад +8

      Dang pop tarts😤

    • @lastlifejumbo
      @lastlifejumbo 4 года назад +4

      @F Ù C Ķ • М E ! ! ! • I WĀNT ŞEX • OPÉN MY ĆANÁL ! Tomato, candle

  • @justaviewer8328
    @justaviewer8328 4 года назад +3254

    “I have a full bottle of water and some *enhale and sneeze* WaTeRmElOnS”

    • @notapseudonym678
      @notapseudonym678 4 года назад +29

      That played right as i read this

    • @ddstar8470
      @ddstar8470 4 года назад +1

      my channel is the best

    • @justaviewer8328
      @justaviewer8328 4 года назад +24

      @@ddstar8470 do not promote your channel on my comment, but best of luck to you

    • @chr0nicdepression747
      @chr0nicdepression747 4 года назад +12

      @@ddstar8470 fix your thumbnails and maybe some people would consider dude.

    • @eming376
      @eming376 4 года назад +3

      Bless you

  • @blazenagluskova6634
    @blazenagluskova6634 4 года назад +2910

    Bob and Wade: get double bottles
    Mark: I got a full bottle of water and some * I N H A L E S * WaHtErMeLoNs 3:02
    Also bless you Mark-

    • @sleepless_Fizz9
      @sleepless_Fizz9 4 года назад +31

      Also Bless you markiplier markiplier:*WATERMELONS*
      Also mark: Mickey mouse impression.
      Bob copys also Mark's impression of Mickey mouse: WaTeRmElOn uhuh

    • @yahyamusseb
      @yahyamusseb 4 года назад +13

      I heard it like this: ONE HUNDRED OVENS!

    • @sleepless_Fizz9
      @sleepless_Fizz9 3 года назад

      yEs wat MeLoNs.
      .... haha

    • @flamewing8072
      @flamewing8072 3 года назад +11

      I was eating and choked on my burger, and then after my bf slapped me on the back a few times I had this like choking wheeze come out before I started hysterically laughing 😅😂

    • @blazenagluskova6634
      @blazenagluskova6634 3 года назад +2

      @@flamewing8072 XDDDD

  • @heino5711
    @heino5711 4 года назад +2675

    Mark: *Talks about RNA and stuff*
    Me, who's just finished a 20-page assignment on biological molecules and metabolic pathways, including DNA/RNA: *_Please, no - not again... The horror._*

    • @heino5711
      @heino5711 3 года назад +71

      @ARIAHNA STEPHENS It appears you are correct, as I am replying to you whilst in the middle of two other assignments (one philosophy, the other biochemistry).
      _The prophecy is true..._

    • @leviticus2001
      @leviticus2001 3 года назад +20

      @@heino5711 The more important question is... why are you doing three courses?

    • @heino5711
      @heino5711 3 года назад +33

      @@leviticus2001 Because I live in the UK and A-levels/BTECs are a thing over here that ye do when you're in sixth form/college. Basically, you pick 3-4 options and ye spend 2 years doing them before going to university.
      _Sidenote:_ Just to clear things up, nursery is like preschool/kindergarten, primary school (after nursery) is between the ages 4-11, high/secondary school (after primary) is 11-16, sixth form/college (after high/secondary) is 16-18, and post-18 education is basically university or apprenticeships.

    • @leviticus2001
      @leviticus2001 3 года назад +8

      @@heino5711 Ah, yeah, I'm just trying to get a diploma in business, pretty expensive in Australia apparently.

    • @heino5711
      @heino5711 3 года назад +10

      @@leviticus2001 Funnily enough, I think one of my cousins (also in Australia) is tryna get a uni degree in business or some such related course (might be broadcasting/media though, cannae remember exactly). Then me other one (their sister, also in Australia) is trying to get one in fashion design. Don't know how much it costs but I don't doubt it's not cheap. Ain't much cheaper in the UK either, which sucks.

  • @parkerglidewell7886
    @parkerglidewell7886 4 года назад +2277

    “Don’t worry we’re not in it when it blows up”
    “Is it us?”

  • @registeredloser1092
    @registeredloser1092 4 года назад +2489

    Teachers: "why haven't you been doing so well in my class lately?"
    Me: "Sorry, I've been suffering from *existential disappointment* "

    • @lavender9531
      @lavender9531 4 года назад +63

      Me:"Sorry I'm just suffering from this thing called depression and it's to the point where I'm not living for myself anymore and just living for the people who need me so ⓎⒺⒶⒽ Dats fun"

    • @echoalexxx
      @echoalexxx 4 года назад +13

      @@lavender9531 soo relatable

    • @caseyhall2320
      @caseyhall2320 4 года назад +19

      @@lavender9531 ahh, my entire childhood school life. Such....well I was gonna say they were loving memories but FUCK that would be a dirty ass lie. Such memories.

    • @darkwolf4049
      @darkwolf4049 4 года назад +11

      Are y'all okay..?

    • @darkwolf4049
      @darkwolf4049 4 года назад +12

      Do you need a hug?

  • @reaper2753
    @reaper2753 4 года назад +2875

    Is the intro just mark saying “previously on raft” into his hands?
    Idk if Mark reads these and I doubt he’ll see this but if he does, please tell us if this is true in the replies. Never tried to directly speak to a creator like this, kind of feels pointless.
    Also, apparently I’ve been asked to edit this to give a shout-out to this guy (don’t hate on him for asking, I don’t mind):
    @am i Mr RUclipsr

    • @emberin3416
      @emberin3416 4 года назад +134

      Sounds like it lol

    • @akpuroks
      @akpuroks 4 года назад +101

      i can see him doing that omg

    • @dadams106
      @dadams106 4 года назад +86

      WHAT, NOOOO. it was a professional doing what he does best

    • @winterwindle1160
      @winterwindle1160 4 года назад +63

      definitely. this dork thought he sounded mysterious.

    • @hotdog210
      @hotdog210 4 года назад +9

      69 likes

  • @edd17sp74
    @edd17sp74 4 года назад +239

    This “Raft” series is the most epic adventure these guys have ever gone on, and it’s so funny, too. I hope it never ends!

    • @daybreak4103
      @daybreak4103 3 года назад +8

      They have another series called The Forest

    • @cocopops7945
      @cocopops7945 3 года назад +6

      @@daybreak4103 Thanks for telling me this! I am so sad that there is an end! Hopefully The Forest is just as good! These guys should play together more often it is hilarious I literally cried of laughter!

  • @stagnantfox3027
    @stagnantfox3027 4 года назад +1810

    Mark: *pays his editors*
    Also mark: "I dont wanna make my editor have to have to edit too much."
    Oh Mark you sweet bean.
    Edit: this comment wasn't a ''you get paid so you should be doing all the work, slave'' type of comment. I'm merely just pointing out that Mark is a respectable human who doesn't treat his employees unfairly. Low pay or unfair treatments are a that happens to be a common problem on youtube with animators/editors and their employers.

    • @ddstar8470
      @ddstar8470 4 года назад +2

      my channel is the best

    • @tekashimaahshiha647
      @tekashimaahshiha647 4 года назад +33

      @@ddstar8470 ?

    • @NickTQ101
      @NickTQ101 4 года назад +45

      @@ddstar8470 nope

    • @fixedkarm8348
      @fixedkarm8348 4 года назад +30

      Well he also has to make sure he does his daily upload so keeping the workload fair is good for both mark and whoever edits.

    • @claytong2069
      @claytong2069 4 года назад +8

      @@ddstar8470 stop

  • @erinjoyce9658
    @erinjoyce9658 4 года назад +814

    Other people: Immediately eat strawberries
    Mark: Hold strawberries in front of body for a long period of time

    • @1zzyy.___
      @1zzyy.___ 4 года назад +20

      I inhale my strawberries

    • @americanskylines2789
      @americanskylines2789 4 года назад +25

      I shove my strawberries up my a-

    • @topramen5884
      @topramen5884 4 года назад +8

      His Immune System is a Strawberry

    • @topramen5884
      @topramen5884 4 года назад +12

      I Visually Devour My Strawberries

    • @bonnietelocole6777
      @bonnietelocole6777 4 года назад +13

      Wouldn't you want to save them incase you can plant them?

  • @Spiracle
    @Spiracle 4 года назад +670

    To answer the title, the group consists of Bob, Wade and Mark.
    No-one is ever safe when the triforce of chaos combines.

  • @a.t.fa.t.f7031
    @a.t.fa.t.f7031 4 года назад +2169

    Mark: talks about God being like the father of all races
    Humans: Dad went out to get milk

    • @PrinceLeviathan
      @PrinceLeviathan 3 года назад +97

      He owes ALOT of child support

    • @praazlwurm
      @praazlwurm 3 года назад +64

      Dad's on a hunting trip.... hasn't been back in a while....

    • @god2593
      @god2593 3 года назад +11

      Um....

    • @a.t.fa.t.f7031
      @a.t.fa.t.f7031 3 года назад +15

      I just realised, I put this comment 3 months ago and never actually liked it myself... Unbelievable

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 3 года назад +12

      @@praazlwurm I came here to comment that exact same thing😂 Looks like the SPN Fandom had it covered 😌😎

  • @earthworm9163
    @earthworm9163 4 года назад +2061

    “humanity’s ain’t puttin anything on gods fridge”
    my favorite take on religion

    • @Zantler
      @Zantler 4 года назад +26

      Some people come here for gameplay, I come here to be educated in religion :D

    • @iloveyouacetrappola
      @iloveyouacetrappola 4 года назад

      @Peyton Robinson
      what..?

    • @GoldenSkull-wn2ff
      @GoldenSkull-wn2ff 4 года назад +5

      @@iloveyouacetrappola he was replying to the spam bot that it in here a little while ago

    • @Taiyama2
      @Taiyama2 4 года назад +15

      In all seriousness I think we're doing pretty good. Trouble is we don't have anyone else to compare ourselves to except some idealized vision of ourselves which we'll ALWAYS fail against. If you look at history, most societies either stagnate (Ancient China, Ancient Japan, etc.) or go through boom-bust cycles of growth and collapse (Rome, Mayans, etc.). It's rare that we've managed to escape the poverty trap and industrialize. So I think that'd go on the fridge.

    • @Dudeimdew
      @Dudeimdew 4 года назад +1

      oh 666 well that's not good

  • @LEGNDARYHUNT3R
    @LEGNDARYHUNT3R 4 года назад +651

    Mark: "Should I get a metal detector?"
    Ship: *Is made of metal.*

    • @Foreststrike
      @Foreststrike 4 года назад +13

      Pull these sheets off, WE NEED THE METAL FOR OUR MACHETE'S.

    • @terryneal5495
      @terryneal5495 4 года назад

      420th like!

  • @TheCabalOnMars
    @TheCabalOnMars 4 года назад +877

    "Bear biting a man's penis nose" is not an image I wanted in my head today. Thank you, anyways.

    • @sauce7029
      @sauce7029 4 года назад +17

      i googled it and, oh god i wish i hadnt

    • @slaynosaurus9430
      @slaynosaurus9430 4 года назад +39

      @@sauce7029 I googled it and nothing came up at all 😔😔
      *edit*
      I have now finished watching the video and have seen the painting, I can now rest happy 😌

    • @purejackiez
      @purejackiez 4 года назад +4

      Does anyone have the link to the image?

    • @sauce7029
      @sauce7029 4 года назад +5

      @@purejackiez it shows up in the video!

    • @purejackiez
      @purejackiez 4 года назад +12

      @@sauce7029 oh wait nvm! Yeah i decided to keep watching and I didnt realize he mentioned it again at the end of the video haha thank u!

  • @caleblee6831
    @caleblee6831 2 года назад +138

    I love how Wade's story at 29:45 about the mechanics programming the robots to kill the rich people is basically the story of Scrap Mechanic, which is made by the same developers

    • @corvespid4925
      @corvespid4925 2 года назад +8

      From what I can tell, Redbeet Interactive is the developer of Raft. Axolot is the publisher of Raft. Scrap Mechanic is developed and published by Axolot, with no involvement by Redbeet. Nonetheless an interesting observation with the stories.

    • @river559
      @river559 2 года назад +4

      @@corvespid4925 There's already ingame correlations to Scrap Mechanic (collectibles and other easter eggs in the lore), so it is plausible. Many game devs do that with their IPs regardless of who publishes them.

    • @bim8950
      @bim8950 Год назад +1

      @@river559 correct, but they were saying the games were developed by different developers. the publishers are the same, the devs are different, so it is a little weird to have the lore correlate like that

  • @thepainthasdried83
    @thepainthasdried83 4 года назад +311

    19:12i don’t know what’s funnier: Mark saying whoa or Mark holding the strawberries while saying WHOA and spinning

    • @micahlazo8011
      @micahlazo8011 4 года назад +3

      Definitely my favorite moment because he said it while holding strawberries as if it's the most exciting item in the game

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 4 года назад +4746

    You're one of the most hardworking RUclips creators on the platform. Please recover well bro.

    • @appol2584
      @appol2584 4 года назад +79

      jesus christ your active
      you are like active af ill give ya that

    • @sialmeckerjr
      @sialmeckerjr 4 года назад +15

      *_hello_*

    • @politecat3217
      @politecat3217 4 года назад +16

      YEAH , HE IS FINE IN THE GRACE OF GOD 😁

    • @appol2584
      @appol2584 4 года назад +7

      @@sialmeckerjr dat name ikr

    • @adambloom7499
      @adambloom7499 4 года назад +17

      I see you everywhere on youtube..

  • @alijahlogan8554
    @alijahlogan8554 4 года назад +298

    Wade and Bob reading the notes while Mark is being chased by a robot in the back is the most cartoon like thing I've ever seen 😂

    • @Jaketheaxman
      @Jaketheaxman 4 года назад +8

      I guarantee somebody is gonna make a markiplier animated clip out of that lol

    • @parinoia8789
      @parinoia8789 4 года назад

      Timestamp?

  • @danalang9953
    @danalang9953 4 года назад +303

    For some reason wade saying “pot” just SENT me

    • @lankylizard7318
      @lankylizard7318 3 года назад +4

      Me too lmaooo

    • @xalat6277
      @xalat6277 3 года назад +13

      Timestamp?
      Ah found it, yeah its pretty funny
      35:16

  • @glPryce
    @glPryce 4 года назад +530

    Lixian: That’s why time lapse exist.
    Yeah you would know a lot about time lapses after Minecraft Lixian...

    • @ddstar8470
      @ddstar8470 4 года назад +1

      my channel is the best

    • @pixelparasite829
      @pixelparasite829 4 года назад +14

      "Go... timelapse... go..."
      😂😂😂

    • @claytong2069
      @claytong2069 4 года назад +8

      @@ddstar8470 same with you kids shouldn't be on RUclips

    • @shadeling6717
      @shadeling6717 4 года назад +9

      I wouldn't say no to Markiplier playing Factorio or Satisfactory more

    • @space_in_ace
      @space_in_ace 4 года назад +2

      @@ddstar8470 lol I actually watched a video, it sucks man

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 года назад +1078

    The title: "Are we safe...?"
    I think the greatest danger to these three is themselves/each other, so by default, no.

    • @Foible
      @Foible 4 года назад +7

      True dat

    • @vladwake5176
      @vladwake5176 4 года назад +6

      What did you expect coming from a celebrity who embraces people that burn, loot and shoot innocent civilians for the sake of anti racism.

    • @ni__wolf143
      @ni__wolf143 4 года назад +8

      @@vladwake5176 what?

    • @miloshiloh3243
      @miloshiloh3243 4 года назад

      agreed

    • @siremestir
      @siremestir 4 года назад +10

      @@ni__wolf143 Vlad is big mad that Mark supports BLM lol

  • @futurecollegedropouts423
    @futurecollegedropouts423 4 года назад +476

    It's actually so cute how much Mark looks out for his editors

  • @gabestew262
    @gabestew262 4 года назад +398

    mark: says he's taking a break
    also mark: goes to the hospital, comes back
    also also mark: uploads more for some reason

  • @franciscopalmabeltran3257
    @franciscopalmabeltran3257 4 года назад +972

    Imagine Lixian editing a little "A" when the shark comes to say hi.

  • @octiveon2968
    @octiveon2968 4 года назад +153

    Seagull finally goes on nest
    Mark casually slaughters it

    • @carterstevenson6009
      @carterstevenson6009 4 года назад +6

      Yeah I saw that and was just kinda lost at the thought process lol

  • @joehrisaac
    @joehrisaac 4 года назад +312

    For the curious guys about the "bear eating man's nose", the pic is on the bathroom wall at 31:29

    • @orochi_08
      @orochi_08 4 года назад +14

      32:32

    • @joehrisaac
      @joehrisaac 3 года назад +5

      @🌼miranda🌸 Yea I saw that only after I commented it. Lol

    • @taylorturner5988
      @taylorturner5988 3 года назад +1

      THANK YOU

  • @somedoginaparka
    @somedoginaparka 3 года назад +179

    mark: *walks into room*
    rat thing: squeak
    mark: *immediately walks back out of room*

  • @_ichiroshima_550
    @_ichiroshima_550 4 года назад +445

    "The Cafetria..."
    - Markiplier 2020

  • @feather6742
    @feather6742 4 года назад +237

    “THAT REMINDS ME OF MY BALD HEAD”
    -Wade 2020

    • @ddstar8470
      @ddstar8470 4 года назад +1

      new video on my channel

    • @observingeye9579
      @observingeye9579 4 года назад +8

      @@ddstar8470 no one likes people who go comment to comment advertising their channels, go get a life.

    • @katielamborghini3551
      @katielamborghini3551 4 года назад

      Lmao

  • @mulchgulper
    @mulchgulper 4 года назад +260

    Arnold Schwarzenegger after seeing Wade's impression of him:
    *I'll be back*

  • @Ms_T3ddy
    @Ms_T3ddy Год назад +44

    32:19
    Okay this is gonna sound pathetic.
    I FINALLY KNOW THE DUCKING ORIGIN OF THAT MEME 😭😭
    I clearly haven’t been here long enough 💀

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 4 года назад +349

    Mark : "I enjoy building stuff!"
    Also Mark : "Look man, building stuff was never my job to begin with"

  • @Lone_Zer0
    @Lone_Zer0 4 года назад +739

    “Are we safe?...”
    Game: *Safe was never an option*

  • @BowPennykettle
    @BowPennykettle 4 года назад +932

    "Do we have sponsors?"
    "No."
    "AND WE'RE BACK"

  • @Flash4ML
    @Flash4ML 4 года назад +280

    “I like just taking more time, I think its more fun.”
    Also Mark in Minecraft: “iT’s a WiZarD’s ToWeR”

  • @authorlacey
    @authorlacey 4 года назад +368

    Bob: What if we just--
    *jumps off building*
    Me: Die is the word you are looking for

    • @satan69
      @satan69 4 года назад

      @I WANT Š•È•X !!! I'm RITA !!! OPÉN MY CANÁL ! Čau

    • @revbats
      @revbats 4 года назад +2

      Time stamp?

    • @kimberlygbart
      @kimberlygbart 4 года назад +3

      @@revbats 35:32

  • @MrSkullVA
    @MrSkullVA 4 года назад +176

    "What if you-" YEEET
    [the end]

  • @ValensBellator
    @ValensBellator 3 года назад +90

    12:10 I love the visual of Mark just sitting up there alone, bored, and depressed while sadly munching on a radish as he listens to them talking about how awesome everything is down there 😂

    • @NateSchulte
      @NateSchulte Год назад +4

      I want an animation of this moment now

  • @alphaone2548
    @alphaone2548 4 года назад +197

    Mark: "I knew I could do it but I just didn't want to-o-o."
    ...yeah same

  • @jjaydazo6791
    @jjaydazo6791 4 года назад +525

    Okay I need to stop browsing I need to start doing my homewor-
    *Markiplier posted a new video*
    Homework can wait.

    • @henriettabacteria8459
      @henriettabacteria8459 4 года назад +5

      It's 11pm for me and I haven't started homework... whoops, couldn't help myself 😅

    • @donovant1819
      @donovant1819 4 года назад +6

      I was literally doing the same thing

    • @stormsergeant6517
      @stormsergeant6517 4 года назад +1

      Oh my god

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming 4 года назад +6

      Imagine giving students weekend homework

    • @anym_mov
      @anym_mov 4 года назад +4

      I have a major test in 2 hours and I’m here 😅

  • @AzaStark
    @AzaStark 4 года назад +64

    35:35
    I legit just died
    Bob just yeeted himself off the side and was so calm meanwhile Mark; _"BOB -_ *_NOOOOOOO!"_*

    • @dylangreen192
      @dylangreen192 4 года назад +8

      There's something about Bob's rigid, unmoving body rapidly getting further away while mark screams "Bob nooOOOO" that makes it hilarious

  • @thenoobsfriend7053
    @thenoobsfriend7053 3 года назад +98

    Mark "I like making really nice things" Also Mark "Pan of feather"

    • @samkohlo9158
      @samkohlo9158 2 года назад +6

      No no no that was Bob, Mark made "Rock of cloth"

  • @kleinace8242
    @kleinace8242 4 года назад +203

    Why do i feel like mark takes a empty toilet roll and says "previously on raft" at the start

  • @flatgrimace
    @flatgrimace 4 года назад +174

    I was just watching him play Stardew Valley A peaceful game, now he’s playing a game about the ocean, tense and scary

    • @Josh28574
      @Josh28574 4 года назад +3

      @Ì Ãm ĶēvîñBB stfu

    • @chi11rex47
      @chi11rex47 4 года назад +4

      tense and scary would be subnautica

    • @xerilaun
      @xerilaun 4 года назад +2

      @@chi11rex47 true

    • @seanp25
      @seanp25 4 года назад

      @@Josh28574 you’re hilarious

    • @ddstar8470
      @ddstar8470 4 года назад

      my channel is the best

  • @MagTheMercenary
    @MagTheMercenary 4 года назад +90

    18:04 for anyone else who wants to repeatedly hear Wade getting electrocuted with Lixian's wonderful editing 😂

  • @jedi_cat_l4976
    @jedi_cat_l4976 2 года назад +77

    19:45 just uh... just a lil timestamp so i can easily return to this amazing scene.
    Mark: _sees robot_
    Mark: _intriguedly investigates robot_
    Robot: _"PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION!"_
    Robot: _starts chasing Mark_
    Mark: _runs away screaming_
    Bob: _casually and obliviously reading note_
    Wade: _laughing at Mark and the bot_
    Mark: _hides behind bush_
    Mark: "LOOK OUT! BOB!"
    Wade: _backs away slowly_
    Robot: _cant find Mark so attacks Bob instead_
    Bob: _stops reading note_
    Bob (in the most casual manner ever): "owe. Sh*t."
    Bob: _starts fending off robot_
    Bob (still very casual): "hey I'm dying to a robot, can you all help me?"
    Mark (still hiding): _"no."_
    Wade: _comes to help Bob_
    Mark: _gives into peer pressure and also helps Bob_
    Robot: _dies_
    And scene.

  • @epicbuilds5793
    @epicbuilds5793 4 года назад +622

    Yesterday: Talks about his hospital issues
    Today: Let’s get back to the raft

  • @Lord_Azazel_Official
    @Lord_Azazel_Official 4 года назад +143

    Mark: What is that!?!
    Me: that looks like a Bird Cage...
    John Hammond behind me: Welcome to Jurassic Park!

    • @briethewitch
      @briethewitch 4 года назад +3

      this is funnier than it should be lmao

    • @ddstar8470
      @ddstar8470 4 года назад

      my channel is the best

    • @bonnietelocole6777
      @bonnietelocole6777 4 года назад +3

      I miss the times of your pfp. Those were simpler times 😔

    • @lastlifejumbo
      @lastlifejumbo 4 года назад +2

      @F Ù C Ķ • М E ! ! ! • I WĀNT ŞEX • OPÉN MY ĆANÁL ! Shirt, shirt

  • @Triohero
    @Triohero 4 года назад +89

    Wade: “have you ever heard that joke before? Have I ever said that to you?”
    Mark: noOooOoo :D

  • @y0uax0l0tlquesti0nz
    @y0uax0l0tlquesti0nz 4 года назад +273

    Mark: I got a full bottle of water and fsfss ( *about to sneeze* )
    " *WaTeRmAtErMeLoNs* "
    Time stamp: 3:02

  • @skylarschilffarth1421
    @skylarschilffarth1421 4 года назад +97

    I love how Bob is like Dora? “Do you see the secret place? Wade you found it, ur a smarty pants”

  • @brycecaplan3231
    @brycecaplan3231 4 года назад +60

    Hey Mark,
    I just wanted to let you, Ethan, and Amy know how much your work touched the lives of some lurkers on RUclips. At the end of Unus Annus, I proposed to my now fiancee. We had watched from the first day and were there at the last moments. I took to heart the meaning of making every moment count, and every moment does when I'm with her. I made a twitter just to get the video up and it would mean the world to us just for you guys to see it. I'm @BryceCaplan. I also uploaded it to my youtube channel. Whichever works best for you.

    • @xambien6023
      @xambien6023 4 года назад +1

      Everybody needs to like this for Mark to see this, that is so wholesome and I love it

    • @gloomy_nightflower7007
      @gloomy_nightflower7007 4 года назад

      w h o l e s o m e

    • @vladwake5176
      @vladwake5176 4 года назад +3

      I also want to give my gratitude... You know we as the audience took the time to fund the people that shoot, burn and murder our fellow Americans just so that we can fight racism and I want to thank Markiplier for telling us to do this, it really opened our eyes. You know he truly means a lot to us because we know he's trying to make the world into a better place.

  • @valentinus7776
    @valentinus7776 4 года назад +818

    Mark: "are we safe...?"
    Viewers: "Is the sky red?"

  • @herby97
    @herby97 3 года назад +43

    Wade: Explains his entire theory of the lore of the game
    Mark: Alright cool

  • @themurc6391
    @themurc6391 4 года назад +613

    **episode spoilers**
    I can’t wait to see next episode when Bob only needs a five second nap to recover from taking a header off a skyscraper.

    • @legendaryplayer4243
      @legendaryplayer4243 4 года назад

      The raft is so dead they didnt upgrade it so the shark wont eat it

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 4 года назад

      @PuppyCity really? I could have sworn one of the RUclipsrs I watch left the raft and was on the other side of a big island and when he came back almost all of his animals were gone because almost all of them were on one block and the shark ate the block but maybe I'm misremembering

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 3 года назад

      @PuppyCity I can't remember I just have a memory of that happening, I think it was captainsauce

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 3 года назад

      @PuppyCity i also could have just been dreaming and I'm just mistaking dream for reality

  • @gachawowstudios1289
    @gachawowstudios1289 4 года назад +799

    Am I the only one towards the end that heard "Did beans give you water?" Just my bad hearing- probably- yep okay-

  • @AnimeToonist
    @AnimeToonist 4 года назад +40

    18:25 -- Okay, whenever Wade gets flustered and makes random-ish noises and Lixian tries to subtitle it with actual(-ish) words, that kills me every time. X'D

  • @tinabean4278
    @tinabean4278 4 года назад +35

    24:29 Wade is onto something there. This whole conversation was hilarious

  • @jackieisnotdead3952
    @jackieisnotdead3952 4 года назад +110

    Bob: *dramatically reading the note*
    Mark in the background: aaaAAAHHHHHHH
    Wade: *laughing at mark being chased by a robot*

  • @worldstraveler9171
    @worldstraveler9171 4 года назад +198

    “Are we safe?”
    *They were not safe*

    • @fifid1624
      @fifid1624 4 года назад +1

      *safe was never an option*

  • @someone7481
    @someone7481 4 года назад +87

    Mark: "mute-brof"
    Jack: "spedicey"

  • @kristenthorsten4053
    @kristenthorsten4053 2 года назад +35

    Bob trying to find the line of Markiplier's family friendly zone. 32:12

  • @madelineloyd7905
    @madelineloyd7905 4 года назад +156

    I love when he does the voice for “previously, on raft” because he tries to sound like a robot and it doesn’t work

    • @phizzy_peach6531
      @phizzy_peach6531 4 года назад +12

      maybe I'm an idiot but he fooled me like first 3 episodes

    • @sadsalamander6854
      @sadsalamander6854 4 года назад +7

      I've been fooled up until now

    • @madelineloyd7905
      @madelineloyd7905 4 года назад +5

      @@phizzy_peach6531 I didn’t know until I read the comments the first time lmao

    • @Unwisergull
      @Unwisergull 4 года назад

      @I Am KevinBB x2 How are gonna make us, we’re on the internet not real life

    • @lexsombersunrise
      @lexsombersunrise 4 года назад +1

      @@Unwisergull Report the bots

  • @timothconnor6498
    @timothconnor6498 4 года назад +64

    "Maybe if we can get a running start"
    "BOB NOOOO"
    TO BE CONTINUED
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @mandysmiles5222
    @mandysmiles5222 4 года назад +39

    30:41 I actually know what Wade is talking about. The charecter's name is Ignis and he's from Final Fantasy 15

    • @darkwolf4049
      @darkwolf4049 4 года назад +4

      Fun fact ignis is also latin for fire

    • @toniowu7051
      @toniowu7051 4 года назад +2

      i was looking for someone in the comment who got the reference!! omg i love Iggy

  • @mya1207
    @mya1207 4 года назад +87

    Bob: I’m gonna try not to spoil anything
    Also Bob: *Tells everything he knows*

    • @jackboynton7376
      @jackboynton7376 Год назад +1

      Yea, Bob cheating on them with the other group kinda kills the vibe of the rest if the series for me

  • @dondonz464
    @dondonz464 4 года назад +33

    i love how as soon as Mark gets out of hospital he posts a video- this just goes to show how much he loves his fans

    • @dondonz464
      @dondonz464 4 года назад

      @Ì Ãm ĶēvîñBB BRO WHY DO I SEE YOU ON LIKE- EVERY VIDEO I WATCH
      YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO COMMENT LOL 😂

    • @itsyaboi.1645
      @itsyaboi.1645 4 года назад +1

      Woah a bot very rare you *never* see those

    • @dondonz464
      @dondonz464 4 года назад

      @@itsyaboi.1645 i was joking smh

    • @DD-gi4rq
      @DD-gi4rq 4 года назад +1

      He streamed this right before he went to the hospital.

  • @emptycanvas8609
    @emptycanvas8609 4 года назад +44

    I think this is the best cliffhanger so far, laughed way to hard xD

  • @u1timatezer040
    @u1timatezer040 4 года назад +53

    I don't know why but I lost it when Wade just said.. ”Pot” at 35:17

  • @FlameWing-fi1tx
    @FlameWing-fi1tx 4 года назад +41

    *"who's zazu?"*
    ....
    *You're not my friend.*
    I'm 'bout a drag this man all the way back to The Lion King

  • @wispdoesart
    @wispdoesart 4 года назад +112

    Mark, sneezing: *watERMELONS*

    • @ddstar8470
      @ddstar8470 4 года назад

      my channel is the best

    • @mabmab4468
      @mabmab4468 4 года назад

      @@ddstar8470 your channel has such good content keep it up

  • @futurecollegedropouts423
    @futurecollegedropouts423 4 года назад +106

    how to climb a ladder: "you should really try to touch the ladder, if you can"

  • @emilykensky3087
    @emilykensky3087 4 года назад +29

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Bob: "what if you like... hyah" *jumps off several story building*
    Mark: BOB NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @aishukidaisuki
    @aishukidaisuki 3 года назад +87

    mark: "this is the way"
    Mandalorian fans: *THIS IS THE WAY*

  • @anchovybushwack472
    @anchovybushwack472 4 года назад +49

    " *W A T E R M E L O N S* "
    - Mark E. Fischbach, 2020

  • @taral.7128
    @taral.7128 4 года назад +21

    I legitimately love this series so much, I don’t want it to ever end lol

  • @baron3604
    @baron3604 4 года назад +332

    Our saviour has returned from his poopening

    • @goddessoflesbians1153
      @goddessoflesbians1153 4 года назад +7

      Lol. Glad he's ok

    • @chaos_opossum
      @chaos_opossum 4 года назад +13

      This is the funniest shit

    • @user-wc3kn7he2l
      @user-wc3kn7he2l 4 года назад +3

      THE POOPENING

    • @jroxpone
      @jroxpone 4 года назад +2

      This was recorded a while ago and cut down for episodes later on. He does hours streams

    • @baron3604
      @baron3604 4 года назад +3

      @@jroxpone I know. I watch the streams too. It's just that it's the first gaming vid on his youtube channel since his bowels died

  • @steamqueen1611
    @steamqueen1611 4 года назад +9

    Just Bob completely whiffing that jump and seeing his character model just fall without and change in the archer stance slayed me

  • @ryuudrazyl4588
    @ryuudrazyl4588 4 года назад +32

    Bob: Flesh is flesh. Just eat it.
    Me: *Falling Skies flashbacks* You first Bob. You first.

  • @cici3147
    @cici3147 4 года назад +226

    "these people sure were modern!"
    The art: Literally inspired by Art Deco, popular in the 1920s 🤣

    • @jennyneedsmeds
      @jennyneedsmeds 4 года назад +17

      yes, because you can't possibly be modern if you like art that isn't also modern.

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 4 года назад +11

      Beyond the Art: Surrounded by a crazy futuristic dome, with electric signs indicating locations, solid steel watertight corridors, all situated in the center of an impossibly massive ocean.
      I think I may have found your logic's central flaw.

    • @NyokouChannel
      @NyokouChannel 4 года назад +2

      Reminds me of Bioshock

    • @MoonAndMidnight
      @MoonAndMidnight 4 года назад +3

      art deco is technically speaking a Modern art style, similarly to cubism, futurism, and dada. Yep, they call those modern, where most people think contemporary stuff is modern

    • @cici3147
      @cici3147 4 года назад

      @@jennyneedsmeds when I say 'art', I mean the whole atmosphere, not just what's hanging on the wall. Like, the bookcases n all

  • @BenOConnerVA
    @BenOConnerVA 4 года назад +202

    Markiplier: *posts*
    Bots: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

  • @simpingarts701
    @simpingarts701 3 года назад +68

    32:12
    Bob: "Son of a-"
    Mark: "Watch your language..."

  • @curator3539
    @curator3539 4 года назад +39

    The robots with 'Help?" on their faces make me think of evil Wall-E.

  • @airy_tea
    @airy_tea 4 года назад +17

    Mark: *says they probably can't jump across the building*
    Bob: *proceeds to jump off said building to see if he could jump across*

  • @ronisawyer5371
    @ronisawyer5371 4 года назад +24

    I finally finished the whole playlist today and I was so ready for another episode.
    My wish has been granted!
    Now all I need is a Hippopotamus and my two front teeth.

    • @bloiboppin8923
      @bloiboppin8923 4 года назад +3

      I simultaneously love and am in excruciating pain from that joke

    • @ronisawyer5371
      @ronisawyer5371 4 года назад

      @@bloiboppin8923 Ha ha thank you I came up with it on the spot while I was writing the first part of this comment. I hadn't meant to cause pain, though haha.

    • @itsyaboi.1645
      @itsyaboi.1645 4 года назад +1

      Damn i just got elementary school flashbacks holy heck. What have you done

    • @pixelparasite829
      @pixelparasite829 4 года назад +1

      @@bloiboppin8923 same 😂😂😂

  • @zanderc.7942
    @zanderc.7942 4 года назад +26

    The Annus flower bouquet is in the back of his cam that’s from the final livestream.

  • @mikabellstarfall7584
    @mikabellstarfall7584 4 года назад +15

    Something about how calm Bob was at 35:35 and seeing his character fall made me laugh very hard.