Markiplier in the past: **sees threat** “AAAAAAA NO! FAAK UUUU!!” Markiplier now: **sees a threat** “hi... how are you? Good to see you. Are you okay?”
You want to make it really scary? Don't use Jumpscare sound effects, just make the scares happen subtly. Make the monster silently walk in front of the players vision, or silent appear behind them with maybe a slight glitch effect. Use creepy music to build up the atmosphere but don't use any loud scare noises.
Don’t use glitch effects ^ they make no sense. Unless the story explains why that happens, why is my eye messing up bc something happened? Make it TENSE. You could not even SHOW a monster or any kind of spooky scary entity or person and it could still be terrifying. I’ve seen games that didn’t have any kind of monster or scary thing come into view for the entire game and it was still actually terrifying. Then there’s the “real life” route. Something that can actually happen and/or does happen is always infinitely scarier than some weird monster someone drew up with some background. Some kidnapper stalking me and I kind of know it? Genuinely terrifying and awful. But you do whatever YOU feel is right and works. I wish you nothing but the best on ur adventure, good luck !! 🖤
I'm sorry but I hate it, I miss out on Mark's humor now with his editing. That's the whole reason I like his videos but nows he's getting lazy and outsourcing.
Mark, you don't get it. Grandma isn't the ghost in the rocking chair. The rocking chair IS the ghost. You can tell it's a ghost because it warps space and phases through matter. Trust me. I didn't study at UCLA for 8 years and rack up a couple million in student loan debts for nothing. -Your friendly neighborhood veteran rocking chair scientist.
Y’all have some weird senses of humor lol. That was the opposite of funny but I can appreciate the time and effort it took to edit/animate it. But weird how it’s hilarious to some people lol. I’m just messed up…the internet just messed me up man lol
Mark: "Oh, I remember! I don't actually have a grandma. It's weird. My family tree is more like a family shurb." Me: *chokes on water, trying not to die of laughter!*
Olena Strizhak it’s not like the other two need Minecraft either they’re just playing because they genuinely fell in love and are enjoying themselves as well as their viewers
I wouldn’t be surprised if they use some of the same assets. The cabin did for some reason strike me as very Phasmophobia like too! I wanted to comment it but I thought I was the only one who felt it.
@@steorithyiaportilantia8091 wait he said that? Um well it wasn't, I didn't even realize that he said that um maybe you could tell me what video he said it in- if that was a video he said it in
WOW YOU'RE SO RIGHT HOLY CRAP. It looks a whole lot like the corpse sludge. Similar movement/color. Wouldn't be surprised if the game's sludge was made from corpses, especially with all the eyes that accompanied it.
In Albion there is a Knife at the beginning and with it you can Destroy those eyes and some of the Doors are open! Also it's inspired by HP Lovecraft if you didn't already notice
I felt it was inspired by (or possibly ripped off) KittyHorrorShow’s “Leechbowl”. Its a VERY similar setting of monotone buildings with bright red blood. Though admittedly Kitty’s version is much creepier with its perverted lust towards blood.
@@HomicidalRubberducky Probably nothing but if remember correctly in the game there's notes about dreams/visions which are pretty much the core device in Lovecraft's stories
Agreed, it's gleaming with Lovecraft: I immediately got Innsmouth vibes off of the desolate secluded working-class town location - inhabitants shutting off from the world, missing person, shunned outsiders. Also the black and white ambience gives to the red a strong otherwordly quality: they did that in Die Farbe, a 2010 "Color from outer space" movie adaptation.
First Mark makes a live stream "I'm the Absolute Worst" where he talks about an upcoming project he's making, then an Ice Cream video in a dark/murder-y manner, now he adds Darkipler effects to this video. Not to mention the Darkiplier hair cut! Are you seeing what I'm seeing? Edit: He is _the heart and soul of this channel_ after all...
0:38 Okay, you can't tell me there's not gonna be Darkiplier and others in the big project Mark planned... I mean there are so many Darkiplier effects on the latest Videos it's kinda suspicious.. Edit: could we also talk about 25:38 I mean, bOi that's Mr. Edgelord Dark right there. You can't tell me that's not Dark.
I live in a duplex, and behind me is my neighbor's kitchen where he is loudly trying to make something, so I am inclined to say yes. Always less scary until he either goes eery quiet or screams. Hopefully, he doesn't burn his popcorn again during this vid.
@@Roadent1241 While emotions may go on to stay, expressions, especially minor expressions such as fear tend to happen in brief milliseconds. So yeah, Mark may be acting sometimes, though I would say it doesn't make his videos boring at all.
25:49 You can see the handle pulled down XD I'm just imagining Mark in a dark room slowly pulling back a door and its making me laugh and I dont know why
The handle has to move for the door to open. Of course you can see it being pulled down. Otherwise, the door would need to already be slightly open to begin with. Though, that mental image of Mark is a bit funny.
I'm not sure "person running on gymnasium floor" is the sound effect you should be using in a log cabin.
dont worry grandma is a pro basketball player
I laughed when I heard that sound tbh, just imagining someone practicing on the rooftop court not realizing the rest of the house is haunted
phasmophobia is based around this game Hmm
I think they just use the same assets, none of them are inspired. I think.
@@tatumfowler3603 grandma's balling
"I heard the second set of footprints"
Mark has a very special ability to not only hear footsteps, but footprints too.
I don't know how to feel about your profile picture tbh
Tsuyu hentai, oh no
It's because of fnaf 4 the sound cues there are QUIET!!
my waifu
@@GOMD_ Hell yeah
Markiplier in the past: **sees threat** “AAAAAAA NO! FAAK UUUU!!”
Markiplier now: **sees a threat** “hi... how are you? Good to see you. Are you okay?”
Every Pokémon has its evolution
Markimoo > Markiplier > Darkiplier
Present mark: *Screams
Past mark: **Screams louder*
The funny part is.... That's so true
Past: Socially Awkward Markimoo
Present: C H A D
Lol
Markiplier: “You're really gonna get me with classic jumpscare sound effects 3?”
Me, a starting horror game dev: *sweating profusely*
It's a year later, how's the dev goin?
U still doin gud?
You want to make it really scary? Don't use Jumpscare sound effects, just make the scares happen subtly. Make the monster silently walk in front of the players vision, or silent appear behind them with maybe a slight glitch effect. Use creepy music to build up the atmosphere but don't use any loud scare noises.
Jordan Peele Sweating Meme
Don’t use glitch effects ^ they make no sense. Unless the story explains why that happens, why is my eye messing up bc something happened?
Make it TENSE. You could not even SHOW a monster or any kind of spooky scary entity or person and it could still be terrifying. I’ve seen games that didn’t have any kind of monster or scary thing come into view for the entire game and it was still actually terrifying. Then there’s the “real life” route. Something that can actually happen and/or does happen is always infinitely scarier than some weird monster someone drew up with some background. Some kidnapper stalking me and I kind of know it? Genuinely terrifying and awful.
But you do whatever YOU feel is right and works. I wish you nothing but the best on ur adventure, good luck !! 🖤
Who else LOVES Lixian as mark’s editor???
everybody
Same i love the editing its so funny
What happened to subtitles though?
well, Lixian has been Marks' editor for years, but i definitely agree with you
I'm sorry but I hate it, I miss out on Mark's humor now with his editing. That's the whole reason I like his videos but nows he's getting lazy and outsourcing.
“Hello Dark Scary Woods!”
*Deep violin sounds*
“Ooooooh.......”
RubiAmethyst hahahaha
Lol
Ravi Verma ;]!!! noice
imagine being markipliers neighbor and just hearing in the middle of the night "GRANDMAMA!!" "GRANDMAMAMA!!"
8:50 * dabs intensely *
25:44 Darkiplier
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This. THIS! Is too good
Other people when playing this game : "AHHHH ITS A GHOST!"
Markiplier : Oh, hey grandma!
Granymammy is her name XD
me:*gets scared*
also me:grumpy?what are you doing in the game? (hes my dead grandpa)
Don’t be scared Mark, you have the tactical shovel to protect you.
*insert Captain America "I understood that reference" meme*
Becky shall protect
I'm scream
Joy Lolly lol
The best part is that you can also use that also use the shovel to bury your victims (Whoever tries to kill you.) body.
Game #1 : good looking graphi-
Hand with flashlight : im gonna stop you right there.
I think we can all say the second game has the better graphics...
and intro sound effects.
*_You really gonna get me with "Classic Jumpscare Sound Effect #3"?_*
“Whoever is in here... needs to stop this nonsense because it is nonsense.”
~Markiplier 2019
It’s 2020 Dude -_-
@@renroda1 You might want to check timestamps : D
@@renroda1 she can't change her comment every time a year passes
@@renroda1 It doesn't matter, because he still said it in 2019
@@cooliostarstache5474 thats what I meant western fool
Game: *has rocking chair phasing through the wall*
Me: *doesnt bat an eye*
Game: *makes mark tall*
Me: ...unrealistic
I don't get it
@@tiredadmiral6758 - mark is anything but tall-
@@tiredadmiral6758 Mark is like 5'9 or 5'10
Soo Bae he claims 4’6
Mark, you don't get it. Grandma isn't the ghost in the rocking chair. The rocking chair IS the ghost. You can tell it's a ghost because it warps space and phases through matter. Trust me. I didn't study at UCLA for 8 years and rack up a couple million in student loan debts for nothing.
-Your friendly neighborhood veteran rocking chair scientist.
Seems legit.
thank you for your service
@@lexi7728 My pleasure.
GeneralKipicus UCLA is lit so many hotties there
Hey I would like to choose the same career path as you
8:50 Is it just me or does grandma look like she's dabbing at lightspeed?
I was thinking the same! She dabbed so fast and hard her head could not handle it so it cracked back at every dab!
*M E G A D A B B I N G I N T E N S I F I E S*
i regret reading that sentence
I saw it too I'm fucking dying lmfao
Finally, grandma learned how to dab, you’re 3 years too late.
5:19 this killed me. Lixian we love you and your edits
Agreed
4:43 it’s the small things that count
I find it hilarious
Y’all have some weird senses of humor lol. That was the opposite of funny but I can appreciate the time and effort it took to edit/animate it. But weird how it’s hilarious to some people lol. I’m just messed up…the internet just messed me up man lol
"You got to stop this nonsense because it is nonsense."
-Markiplier, 2019
Ain't that the truth 😂
That's Mark trying not to swear at children.
Mmmmmm... yes the floor here seems to be made out of floor
@@FirecodeCaster I KNOW THAT REFERENCE!!!!
Ah un français
It WOULD be fun seeing Mark play "Cry of Fear" in this day and age, a phenomenal horror game that many people don't know about.
ik that would be amazing seeing him play that game lol
Uh he played that years ago buddy
+1000
@@alejandromomota6934 oh, I was only a markiplier fan for a few months so I wouldn't know that
Defintely!
Everyone: *plays Minecraft*
Markiplier: *"It's Horror Game Time!"*
He forgot the Try Not To Play Minecraft challenge ended
Tbh, its the best thing rn
To his credit his old mine craft let's play is still up
MuningNing the Minecrafter Jr. both are great
I hope he doesnt start. Seriously tired of seeing and hearing that game everywhere.
6:50-7:25- *Markiplier: Doesn’t use flashlight while it’s dark*
7:27-*Also Mark: immediately turns on flashlight in lit room...*
WYSI
*Mark’s door opens slowly*
Me in my head: *It’s free real estate*
i loved this
*sees mark dissappear and the door opens for no reason*
Me: *grabs newspaper and baps Darkiplier* NO!.....NONE OF THAT, MISTER! BAD DARKIMOO!
This comment is gold😂
SinfulHeartz I just laughed so hard at this comment😂
Did it really open?
Dark room: doesn't use flashlight
lit stairway: time to sHINE
Exactlyyyyy what I was gonna say 😂
Big Brain XD
Big brain
Omg this drove me crazy lol
@Jesus Pabon wish I can draw...
"You're really gonna get me with classic jumpscare sound effect #3?" The amount of *sass*
Mark: "Oh, I remember! I don't actually have a grandma. It's weird. My family tree is more like a family shurb."
Me: *chokes on water, trying not to die of laughter!*
Fetch us a family *_S H R U B B E R Y !_*
yes, family shurb
@@subzeroelectronics3022 We are the knights who say *E*
His family reproduces through budding. No grandmas needed.
Possible if both your parents were orphans, I suppose. You'd still have a grandma, but you wouldn't have a grandma.
Man, I'm in love with Lixian's editing skills.
Yes. *_Y e s_*
Same; as much as I get the long twitch format, I live for the editing/effects humor.
I did NOT expect grandma to start headbanging and I choked on my soup.
She was listening to Chop Suey
She was also dabbing to assert dominance
I started to die of laughter when her head starting spinning unnaturally. Actual tears.
Lmfaoo
She was also dabbing so fucking hard, like her life depended on it
Mark:”Cooking pro”?Yes,that’s about me.
Me:*remembers every single Markiplier Makes episode*Yes,Mark,for sure...
*drinking tea* don’t disrespect the patriotic glory hole lmao
Apparently he can cook a little bit such as chicken and dumplings.
That chef-iplier vid. . .
Scary staircase game appears markiplier: do you have the time to chat about our lord and savior 087
1. trending for gaming: Pewdiepie
2. trending for gaming: Jack
3. trending for gaming: Markimoo
*Nice*
noice
holy trinity
Olena Strizhak it’s not like the other two need Minecraft either they’re just playing because they genuinely fell in love and are enjoying themselves as well as their viewers
Ah yes, all is right in the trending universe
PewDiePie is trash
"My family tree is more like a...family shrub. Very wide but not tall. No grandparents."
-Mark Fischbach 2019
Howdy🤠
I never knew my grandparents so...
"It's really bizarre"
Me: Oh ho, Yare yare...
@@drantigon F
I was the 666 like on ur comment
5:36 apparently this cabin has a Gymnasium built into the upper floor where you can hear the kids playing basketball
Lol was thinking the same thing
so fun
sorry made my own comment before reading yours basically I said something similar to what you said sorry again
Exactly
@@mkboy89 well I mean his comments at the top of the string it wouldn't be hard to miss and you could just delete ur comment
Mark: Is there something behind YOU?
Me: Yes... it's called a wall.
hahahahahahahhahahahaha hahaha hahaha wowwie that was a good one man haha phew
Saaaaaaame!!! 😂😂😂
Mark: “When I heard the second set of footprints”
Me: “You can hear footprints?”
*in a movie narrator voice* MARK, the one man in the world who can hear footprints, and he plays video games! Coming to a theater near you
Gonna be that guy and say he probably meant footsteps, but I like your comment
Well of course! Can't you?
Who cant hear footprints
You clearly underestimate the power of the Markimoo.
"You need to stop this nonsense because it is... nonsense..."
-MarkiMoo 2019
"Yeah, this is big brain time"
wiseman mark
8:43 grandma just went into the future and saw all possible outcomes of her fight with thanos
She saw like 1 million 400 outcomes and she only won one
xD
Omg 😆
Seeing grandma might the funniest thing i seen lol
She had to dab x5 times faster than usual Leopard
if you pay close attention to the first game, there are a lot of elements that you can find in phasmophobia, like some portraits are the exact same
I wouldn’t be surprised if they use some of the same assets. The cabin did for some reason strike me as very Phasmophobia like too! I wanted to comment it but I thought I was the only one who felt it.
That whole house is literally one of the houses from Phasmo I think.
2:09
Mark :"*you need to stop this nonsense cuz this is nonsense*"
Me: "yes this floor is made out of floor"
Hmm yes
The nonsense is nonsense
is that a DA Games reference? if so, nice.
@@steorithyiaportilantia8091 wait he said that? Um well it wasn't, I didn't even realize that he said that um maybe you could tell me what video he said it in- if that was a video he said it in
@@steorithyiaportilantia8091 wait were you even talking to me, PHONE YOU ARE ALREADY CRACKED AT THE BACK DONT MAKE ME DESTROY YOU
@@orange-corpse9438 I dunno which Video exactly, I saw it in his liquified Will compilation. and I'm talking to everyone in general.
26:46 the door opens and closes behind him...
ACircus85 I’ve noticed that too like wait 🤔
Seems like he did that on purpose due to the way he moves his body a lot
I knew it!!!!!
Plot twist: dark is actually scared for Mark's sanity and is checking on him
Oh good lord- 😰
So apparently in the stairs game you were not meant to survive that long
But you’re markiplier so i shouldve expected that
The second games demon thing reminded me an awful lot like the Stranger Thing’s corpse sludge
WOW YOU'RE SO RIGHT HOLY CRAP. It looks a whole lot like the corpse sludge. Similar movement/color. Wouldn't be surprised if the game's sludge was made from corpses, especially with all the eyes that accompanied it.
1:15
Mark: “hey I’m tall by the way, I’m real tall”
Me: well yes, but actually no
How is that even remotely funny?
@@BoBeRtK19 ask the 304+ people that liked it
@@wubblebubbleball5433 I'm really having a hard time understanding the comment sections these days. Literally obnoxious
Dukatelo Maybe that’s a you problem
Everyone can't think the same thing being funny, some people thought so and you guys didn't.
Horror game logic: run from da scary thing
Mark: Well yes, but actually no
Mark: no, I don't know think I will
Also Mark : THE POWER OF BEER COMPELS YOU !
If you had yelled "GRANDMA I'M HUNGRY!" from the start she would had come instantly with cookies
Mark: "I'm hungry!"
Grandma: "Pegopa?"
Omg yes
420 likes
noice.
Mark: *pokes tv*
Grandma: *WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TOUCHING MY TV*
Who is binge watching Mark's three scary games 🤣
8 months after your comment, but I am 👋👋
one year after your comment but yes
Yes
Me in 2023
i have been for the past like- 2 months it may or may not be a new special interest of mine
playable character in a game: **is tall**
mark: i'm tALL!!!! LOOK AT HOW TALL I AM!!!!!! I'M SOOOO TALL!!!!!!!!
OMG XD
Lol
"When I heard the second set of footprints..." -Markiplier 2019
Took me a few seconds to realize what's wrong with this
KeterLordFR. Explain plz
@@kamronmathews4797 footprints are tracks on the ground
@@kamronmathews4797 Mark probably meant "footsteps", not "footprints" as you can't hear footprints
I wish I could hear footprints
0:39
Darkiplier has been making a lot of appearances lately.
-community theorists intensifys-
Well it is less than 100 days till Halloween!
co-incidence, I THINK NOT
apparently anti has also made appearances but idk..
*stop it now plz*
marks door: opens
Everyone disliked that.
@FandomKween13❎wat
At the end? Because you see it open for like half a second at the end when Mark moves.
Markiplier:Hello dark scary woods
Dark woods:Hello Mark...
Markiplier: OH SHHIIIII-
Lol XD me: BYYYYYYY!
5:35 did anybody else think of Nikes hitting a gym floor when you play basketball XD I just imagine the grandma running around with Nikes on XD
Yes
Grandma be balling upstairs
Haha yes my first thought when I heard those squeaks!
I thought it sounded like that elvis video with no sound :)
Lmao grandma ballin
Mark: Hey I'm tall by the way, I'm real tall
Me: Press X to doubt
X
ECKS
X
X
X
Markiplier: OH MATT HONSTIN?!
Lixan: *puts Matt"s face on*]
Me: *chokes on water*
19:59
"You need to stop this nonsense because it is nonsense!"
-Markiplier 2019
Ooogabooòga jumpscare and scary sound affects is all mark needs to be spooked ooòooòg
No not now never no not now not never
Mark
August 13 2019
I was going to like this comment but i decided to leave it at 321
Very Extraordinary Gamer lol when I read this I heard him say it 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Mark; hey, I’m really tall, by the way!!
Me; **not even looking at the screen** that must be a new thing for you, Markiplier.
That explains the smile at 17:50
Hahahahaha
6:47
Goes to dark room, not using the flashlight...
==Then==
7:26
Goes to bright room, use the flashlight...
That’s just common logic really
I'm so glad I'm not the only one that is questioning that logic 😂
Marke boi tactical
Yeah this is big brain time
“I’m not a rocking chair scientist...” 😂
"WHY DID THAT DOOR OPEN!?"
*Because this is a horror game, Mark.*
Ha lol, that's so true
@@DragunityDemonTDD no u
What my mom asks when I open the door to the snacks
@@Pikachu-er5lt what?
L
My family tree, it's more like a- uh, a family shrub. Just really wide, but *not very tall.*
Well, nothing new on that last bit.
could also be described as a tree chode
Its a family bush
I read this at the exact time the video was at that part!
Haha insest
Just say it’s a recycling symbol stupid coconut
In Albion there is a Knife at the beginning and with it you can Destroy those eyes and some of the Doors are open!
Also it's inspired by HP Lovecraft if you didn't already notice
Thank you for letting the people know
I felt it was inspired by (or possibly ripped off) KittyHorrorShow’s “Leechbowl”. Its a VERY similar setting of monotone buildings with bright red blood. Though admittedly Kitty’s version is much creepier with its perverted lust towards blood.
Uuuh, which story is it based on? Or just the general mythos?
@@HomicidalRubberducky Probably nothing but if remember correctly in the game there's notes about dreams/visions which are pretty much the core device in Lovecraft's stories
Agreed, it's gleaming with Lovecraft: I immediately got Innsmouth vibes off of the desolate secluded working-class town location - inhabitants shutting off from the world, missing person, shunned outsiders. Also the black and white ambience gives to the red a strong otherwordly quality: they did that in Die Farbe, a 2010 "Color from outer space" movie adaptation.
So no one is gonna talk about the door opening by itself in the end of the video?! 26:44
Supreme Trash I NOTICED THAT TOO! Like..the hell??
Me too
Supreme Trash I saw it too
I did too! And it didn't just open, it also shut most of the way!!
How did I not catch that at first?! Looks like something's ALWAYS been up with that door...
Mark: Cooking Pro. I’m the Cooking Pro.
Me: Is it because Mark is a man with SEVEN OVENS?
You right.
I thought he only had five ovens. That's what I remember from Markiplier makes: crème brulee
Wait, he has *SEVEN* now??
@سم تي POYZN nor do i
@سم تي POYZN Watch Markiplier makes Creme brulee
11:50 "Is there something behind you? IS THERE SOMETHING BEHIND _YOU?!"_
No, because I'm laying flat on my back!
dont forget to look under the floorboards
Sloth SAME
Me2
@@ssssolarr3721 ive invited the cops in for tea he'll have to wait
Sitting against my wall so
Hmm yes this wall here is made out of wall
“Lixian is a good editor...”
*Understatement of the year*
Lixian is a WONDERFUL editor :)
Lilium • still an understatement
I do home Mark is paying him rather handsomely.
Lixian is an immaculately penised editor
8:43-8:53
I honestly died laughing during this part because she looks like a giant cooked *chicken* just sliding towards the player, I can't-
First Mark makes a live stream "I'm the Absolute Worst" where he talks about an upcoming project he's making, then an Ice Cream video in a dark/murder-y manner, now he adds Darkipler effects to this video. Not to mention the Darkiplier hair cut!
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
Edit: He is _the heart and soul of this channel_ after all...
THIS IS SO TRUE
can't forget the whole "2016 markiplier is reborn" thing that video is such a Mess
dude trueeee
Wait where can i find the live stream? Or was it deleted?
Anyone else think it's a wee bit dark under his eyes, like he had eye liner there and wiped it off but there's still some there?
0:38 Okay, you can't tell me there's not gonna be Darkiplier and others in the big project Mark planned...
I mean there are so many Darkiplier effects on the latest Videos it's kinda suspicious..
Edit: could we also talk about 25:38 I mean, bOi that's Mr. Edgelord Dark right there.
You can't tell me that's not Dark.
Ye. Mostly on his Three scary games videos
*grabs popcorn and Coke Zero sugar now with a hint of added vanilla*
IM READY!!
He's probably gearing up for a Halloween thing
I think you're onto something
I've noticed Mark "uping the spook" in the face cam too. He's up to something
"hello everybody my name is welcome-"
Good times, good times.
Good times with scar
@@Gavient
Get your sorry ass back over to the Hermit's channels.
0:56 the rocking chair is going through the floor and the side of the house XD
😁
Hey Mark, there is NEW "Bad Dream" game, it's called "Bad Dream: Fever"!
*Like so he sees*
no one like it it's at 69 likes-
Yaas 69 likes.
Seriously?? I love those games!!!
MARK PLAY THIS!!!!!!!!
Mr.GauntLet I wish;’;
8:44 Grandma was dabbing at the speed of light
SHUT UP i hate how i laughed at this
that would be the parkinsons
xD
Me: get triggered trillion times
I, as a rocking chair scientist myself, will agree that there is something wrong with that particular chair.
I second this
Can I just say the candle going rogue gave me the biggest jumpscare while watching. Anyone else?
"We are all brown on the inside"
-Mark 2019
*That thumbnail is scarier than anything you’ve played on this channel.*
11:53
Mark: "Is there something bEhInD yOu?"
Me, sitting against a wall: "Unless it's locked in the garage, I'm inclined to say no"
I live in a duplex, and behind me is my neighbor's kitchen where he is loudly trying to make something, so I am inclined to say yes. Always less scary until he either goes eery quiet or screams. Hopefully, he doesn't burn his popcorn again during this vid.
*11:49 😛
I jumped when he said "WHIPPIN'" with the loud sound effect. That game has some tense atmosphere. Literally.
when mark yelled is there something behind you i turned around and my cat was there i screamed so loud
Chaerii Chu I bet you said after you screamed “Phew! It’s just the cat...”
*mew*
Cat: feed me or die by my hand
lol
*Nice to see the sour patch kids review channel spicing things up a lil with content variety*
takes deep breath
*YOU'RE REALLY GONNA SCARE ME WITH CLASSICJUMPSCAREEFFECT3?*
zedelk And people call him fake, that was a good reaction and cover reaction XD
@@Roadent1241 While emotions may go on to stay, expressions, especially minor expressions such as fear tend to happen in brief milliseconds. So yeah, Mark may be acting sometimes, though I would say it doesn't make his videos boring at all.
Yes we are and *it seems to have worked*
@@-Anemr- Microexpressions, they're called, and they're great for telling what someone's feeling in that moment even if they cover up.
Roadent1241 cool, now I know what the times when I make weird noises are called
10:10
Mark: "Ahhh, how are you gonna get food!?"
Me: **laughs in quarantine**
Markiplier: "i remember, i actually don't have a grandma."
also Mark: *proceeds to look for grandma*
BIG BRAIn
BIG BRAIn
Yes this is big brain time
*BIG BRAIN INTESIFIES*
pewd: hold my diamonds
....Kubz Scouts? 😂
Joker
Grandma was hardcore dabbing at you Mark.
Yup
"We are all brown on the inside"
Mark, you just ended racism.
Edit: I'm glad we hit 2k, but what are these replies lmao
WHY CAN'T WE BE WHITE ON THE INSIDE!? NATURE'S RACIST!!
Me: " ActuallY, we're alll *red on the inside* "
@@laurenbear4670 actually we're pinkish, yellow, and gray on the inside. Fat is yellow, most things are within a pink range, and some stuff is gray.
Lyra Saruman actually we’re all dead on the inside
We're all pink, bloody and delicious on the inside.
8:49 - what the shredded cheese in my fridge sees at 3 a.m.
0:39
DARKIPLIER HAS RETURNED!!!!
Edit: Also I love how Lixian edits!!! Its so funny
Mark: *Turns lights off*
Me: *Turning my brightness up* nO.
Edit:
10:51 - 11:01 is a mood when my friend doesn't make sense.
A *bright* decision I say.
Quite *enlightened* arnt ya
Why are people doing puns! 😂
@@masonbb3247 😂
@@pekachu2260 😂
Mark: “Now, I’m not a rocking chair scientist...”
Rocking chair: **clips through wall**
Mark: “I think there’s something wrong with rocking chair.”
That part was hilarious, wasn't it?
Scientist*
• Violett • Shut up.
This is not Patrick nah
• Violett • Why not
Lixian is by far the greatest editor ever, lets all just take a minute to appreciate his editing skills👏🏻👏🏻
6:40
Mark: Hmm guess I don’t need a
flashlight in here huh grandma.
*lights turn off*
Grandma: YES YOU DO
Me: 3am and i'm all alone! Let's not watch anything scary!
*MARKIPLIER 3 SCARY GAMES*
Also me: Yes, this is big brain time.
Mark about literally any horror game ever: “reminds me of cry of fear”
That is like whenever people heard the new Slipknot albums and relate it to classic old school Metallica.
He never fucking says that though
@@Defensive_Wounds Ew don't mention those overrated bands
Don't mind the above 2 comments. Someone just thirsty for an argument.
The way Mark said "I'm so glad you came" made me review my life choices.
*mark unlocks room with key*
Game: *shoe/walking noises*
Mark:
Me: "Gwamma playing basketball on the roof?"
" Your really gonna get me with classic jumpscare sound effects 3???"
- markimoo
You’re*
Your comment is on 666 likes, which I find ironic. I will be back to like later, if ever someone ruins the meme.
Is “markimoo” some joke that older viewers get? Or did you just call a grown man markimoo???
@@pjesmile since when was Satan a meme
@@embadly its a joke that I think he made.
Mark: I'm tall by the way. I'm real tall
Me: Poor Mark. games are the only way he can escape from being short
I literally just read this while listen him saying this
“I was a B I G baby”
-mark
He isn’t even short hes just baby
What makes us all the same... is the fact we are full of shit.
-Markiplier 2019
“We are all brown and poopy inside.” ~Wise Words of Markiplier, 2019
Edit: Runner-up quote, “Jiggle my jiblits ;)).”
We love a good quote of year the
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Some people are green or orange. Sweet and soured chicken.
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25:49 You can see the handle pulled down XD I'm just imagining Mark in a dark room slowly pulling back a door and its making me laugh and I dont know why
You've made me start laughing now
The handle has to move for the door to open. Of course you can see it being pulled down. Otherwise, the door would need to already be slightly open to begin with. Though, that mental image of Mark is a bit funny.
tobe wolf
That was the point of the joke???
Is it bad that the glitchy candelabra made me jump more than anything else in this video?
LOL same
Me too!!
“It’s really wide, but not very tall.”
Yeah, same.
IM GONE BUAHAHAHAHAH