i'm back... | Raft
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- Опубликовано: 11 июл 2022
- Raft is fully released... and i'm back in the ocean...
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the raft series at this point is basically distractible but there's a shark
edit: fixed a typo, also ty for the likes lmaoooo
That is about right
Yup
It's going to be the replacement for me since distractible is no longer on youtube lol
Jaws
@@Fontan_ it is tho
Previous Raft: "Welcome to the Brother Raft, Sister Cousin Husband!"
Current Raft: J A C K A S S
Happy Gilmore vibes
@Kavetion
Congratulations
The go suck in the beginning reminded me of the reverb YOU SUCK that happened a while ago
Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and Welcome to JACKASS with Bob and Wade
@@loki4807 your pfp is chad :>
It's so weird seeing them on a tiny raft after binge watching them build up to a giant, five-story ship of a raft
fr
I’m pissed they didn’t keep going, but sadly I’m glued
@@Dom-mt7pw Mark says at the beginning their files were corrupted due to the update
@@Dom-mt7pw nah I’m happier cause I love seeing them start again. I’ve watched the series from the beginning at least 6 times now I love it so much
Ikr
mark: turns his back
bob and wade: *go from completely fine to dying of literally everything in half a second*
It’s their special talent XD
“When I turned around…”
@@original_t-roox245 *this is the best reply on this comment everyone else go home*
Mark is the father, Bob and Wade are toddlers left unattended
Meanwhile mark was busy filling his entire inventory with flower seeds for no reason
Glad to see Bingus, Wingus, and Mingus back together again.
Underrated comment
@@crocadillius6418 agreed
yeahh the BMW crew-
Would green boy be Jingus or Singus?
@@daniharkness00 singus probably
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "Distraftable", with your hosts Mark, Bob, and Wade.
This is the perfect comment on this video.
more like disdraftable
With your hosts, Mer-Mark, Buoyant Bob, and Wavy Wade. This week, the calamitous crew carve courageously through ocean currents. Yes, it's time for, "i'm back... | Raft". Please prepare thy life vests, and enjoy the show.
@@amygh1420 I'm sorry everyone, but this comment is oficially the best.
@@amygh1420 Genuinely Amazing, absolutely astonishing
_Good evening GentleListener and welcome to Raft! A WoodElf Production! With your hosts: Buoyant Bob, Woeful Wade, and Misguided Mark. This week, the thick headed 3 some will now throw their thorough thoughts on this aquatic thurlough. Yees. It’s time for: Rafting with _*_friends?_*_ Time to grab thy shark bait and enjoy the _*_show!_*
I legitimately heard this in the narrators voice lol good job my friend
@@SallySue9725 *Podcast! **_OUT!_*
Expertly done
@@cwosaunt8072 my pleasure :3
It’s too bad they won’t be able to go off from the original save I’m disappointed
Mark consistently forgetting to eat stuff and then just suddenly starving is exactly what having adhd feels like
Yes! This happens to me all the time! I suddenly realize in the late afternoon that I haven’t eaten anything since the day before.
oh my god you’re right, that’s literally me
Aw man, all the time bro. Literally the last thing on my mind is "did I eat yet?" and the moment I think that it's like the ungodliest hours of the night lol
Or an eating disorder lmao
As another adhd, I am the opposite, im always looking for things to consume as my appetite is insatiable
Everyone: "We need more wood"
The 40 planks sitting in Mark's hotbar for most of the episode:
I know, I was screaming in my mind for Mark to drop them.
Fr lmao
“Baby I’m not even here,I’m a hallucination”
@@thelingeringartist 60*
I am the best RUclipsr ever I am a god. All RUclipsrs bow. not a bit btw
The real reason they started over was because Mark actually tore everything down in another fit of rage.
No.. he didn't. He broke one engine and a couple of pieces of the raft which they fixed. They finished that series as far as the game had content.
@@UnfazedPhoenix chill
@@UnfazedPhoenix I think it was more so a joke than an actual fact considering it's funnier to think Mark singlehandedly tore down the raft over an outburst causing everyone to start over, over corrupted files
@@UnfazedPhoenix r/woooosh
@@adaddylicious1748 TURKEY FUCKING SANDWICH!!!!
these 3 are pretty funny, if only there was a podcast featuring these 3 where they come up with various topics and make a foolish attempt to win the topic!
Ah that's such a great idea, if only...
Really sucks, it would be such an interesting thing and their dynamic of *distraction* would really fit
@@justsomeeggsinapot1784 yes, they seem like quite the *Distractable* kind of people
You could say they are easily distractable
a podcast with these three would distract the whole world
"Generalize until we specialize"
Really sums up multiplayer raft
Sums up most of rpg games actually.
Kinda sums up life tbh
Sums up my life, too. So wise ❤
I use this quote at work constantly
I’m so mad they didn’t call it “disraftible”
That’s such a Wade level pun… and I love it
Total missed opportunity
@Kavetion cool man aight
@@an_iguana4306 it's a bot
@Kavetion away bot, away!
This is roughly the same start they had last time. Bob died already, Mark was jumpscared by the shark, and Wade is Wade.
With any luck, Wade will find his cocine that he hid in his bear mask to twich like crazy 🤪
"...And Wade is Wade."
Yes.
Ahh yes. Wade is Wade unlike that one time when Wade was not Wade.
Wade just wode
@@alexchoi5612 Wade was almost gone after spending an hour with someone named *B a r b a r a* that one time
26:50
Mark's constant, increasing "whoa" at everything they learn had me dying
And screaming the loudest at clay bowl lmao
I believe he was trying to speak whale.
Imagine if they brought Jack into this, Pure Chaos
Jack would at some point yell "EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP I HAVE A ROCK!"
@@datguymiller 🤣
“EVERYONE SHUT UP I HAVE A SPEAR” * begins to stab wade *
EVERYONE SHUT UP I HAVE A JAR OF DIRT
*bu bu jack!*
THATS CAPTAIN JACK TO YOU!!!!!
please dont
I want to see Mark get gaslighted again and start destroying the raft like last time lol
good times, good times
Lol
Why do you think they're starting over... 🤔😁
@Kavetion literally all you have is a gacha video making fun of Jack's dead dad
@Kavetion kids always didn't listen to parents
@Kavetion probably true, but Mark's got more content
Everyone: We need more wood!
Mark: Secretly has 60 planks
hog rider
hog ridaaaaaa
HOOOG RIIDAAAAAAA
hog rider chain
Hoggggg rider
"You only lose 2/3 of your inventory when you die, is that different than it used to be?"
Mark: "I don't know" *proceeds to jump off the island*
17:02
Everyone else on the raft: “SHARK, SHARKKKK-“
mark in the back: “research 😄👍”
sceince 🙂👍
Bob and Wade: Starving for planks, kindly sharing with one another, jumping into the ocean to get the planks they need.
Mark: Sitting on a pile of *60 ENTIRE PLANKS* in his inventory and not telling anyone
So like last time they played Raft 😂
Watching it from Bob's perspective made it seem like they were a well-oiled group with all the cooperation and sharing.
Then I watch Mark's and find that he should be on an episode of Hoarders. Lmao.
mark whispering: yea i got some planks
Lol, the hoarder of the group ig
@@LycanFerret Exactly 😂
I am dying of laughter at Wade, failing to find words upon seeing the whale swimming near the raft and frantically screaming "BIG!"
Where is that bit I'm trying to find it again but can't
@@lizziesakamaki2533 It starts around 11:53
To be fair, I had the same reaction playing Maneater
channeling the spirit of Wug
One of the coolest things to happen and Mark doesn't even look XD
Everytime Lixian adds the “!” Sound effect i smile. Its so perfect
It’s the alert sound from metal gear solid
❗️
@@syna6622 i think they know that.. why else would they refer to as "!"
Did nobody catch the “ok!.. jackass” reference I’m actually crying 💀💀
❗️
the way that bob is the first guy being incapacitated at the start of both games is just....nostalgic
wade not having a spear and just desperately yelling “stop! please!” at the shark is so funny to me for some reason
I feel a lot of people don't appreciate how absolutely hilarious Wade is 😂
It's the same energy as the lady begging the bear to not destroy her Kayak after pepper spraying it.
hhhmm mmhhmm hhmmm...
🤣
1:43
Mark: "You guys are okay. I say with full confidence."
Bob: "I'M DROWNING"
Wade: Dying of lack of water, food, and breathing.
died due to lack of breathing
@Kavetion i disagree
@@weler1 don't worry we all do
Wade: “The shark’s dead!”
Mark: *KILL IT*
i love how they are literally diving into to danger for plank and 2 plastic when mark has 40 planks and 20 plastic
this is the comment i was looking for
@@camellope4498same
Finally he’s back to raft, cannot wait until this becomes a full series again and him leaving it instantly.
Dont worry mark is not coryxkenshin
@@MbitaChizi sthu
yep
Yea same I’m glad he’s coming back to raft I hope the forest is next would love to see them 3 play it again
to be honest the game didn't have an ending then. now it does
"We generalize until we specialize." - Mark.
Good quote.
Guide to any colony management/survival game. (How do you spell it?)
@@humancrafter1325 Unless you've played it before and understand the meta.
21:19 HOW DID EVERYONE MISS THE "I don't have a package :(" "thats.... tough to admit man!"
The one thing Mark remembered from the last playthrough was the bees so he's collecting flower seeds way too early game.
Mark - "Lixian! Shut their ears!"
Lixian - *visible confusion*
Oh let me get my keys
Timestamp?
this went exactly as the first time they played, bob died instantly, mark is getting jumpscared, and wade is getting closer to bob's fate
Stolen.
@@Rachel98246 ????????
@@Rachel98246 *refuses to elaborate*
I love watching bob and wade need everything and mark secretly having 50 of everything and saying nothing
Years later and the shark still jumpscares Mark
"Go suck."
"I would never!"
Remember the microphone eating incident, Mark? That begs to differ
The opposing siblings
What incident?
@go to my home page! No
@@MbitaChizi no
" I was smarter now, than before I ever was now.... this doesn't make any sense!" - markimoo.
"And with 14 points... *I* am captain."
And what we learn here is that it doesn't matter what our seafaring survivalist trio does, Markiplier will somehow always end up as captain.
"This is MY! SHIP!"
The RUclips channel where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter 😂
I think Bob is too passive to care and Wade proves himself inferior often, so that just leaves Mark to say "Listen to ME"
In space with markiplier vibes
Bob was captain last time wasn't he?
28:39 I love how Bob's weird noises matched perfectly with the 'X' button icon on the button of screen xD
I didn’t notice that, that’s freakin funny!
Bob: Researches better items
Mark: Excited monke noises
INTERESTING FACT: Bob was also the first one to die when visiting the first island in the previous series, and so is he the first one to day in this one, They bot die while diving under water due to shark attack
Wade was the one to remove the anchor in both series
Interesting
Every episode of raft is the same theory
Oroborous of Raft episodes
@Kavetion quit lying to yourself
History truly repeats itself
Small tip: There is now a "unstuck" button, meaning if any of you get lost from the raft and die in about 2 minutes you should be able to teleport back to the raft!
The Unstuck button has always been there, just didn't have the same function back then i guess
Or dumber, bot.
@Kavetion who are you again?
@Kavetion i dont even know who you are.
Says thanos the mad titan
@@7hepenguinMan it’s a bot just report it for spam
"We're tied! And equally not captain because Mark is winning." It's my favorite line so far
The fact that Mark’s inventory is full of flowers and flower seeds at the start and he struggles with inventory space because of it, is infuriating. That being said… I absolutely love when they play raft. Lol.
This is exactly how I would be playing Raft. I need to get everything. I might need it eventually
and at one point throws out a mango instead of maybe a flower that he could grow if he hung onto the seeds😭
Wade and Bob: “Oh my god theirs a shark.”
Markiplier: Coco nuts
"Thars"
@@sideofguac1871 "kars"
@@baranguvenakturk3570 "ars"
@Kavetion Do you have better coco nuts
@@whispersguppies its a bot don't interact
Love how they basically just took the concept of the “Anything Goes” Distractible episode and combined it with basic Raft to help differentiate it from their previous playthroughs of the game
I just listened to that episode today, so it's like it just kept going.
every game they play together now just turns into a distractible like episode : )
0:06 I had no idea about this! I can't believe this game is finally complete. It came from such humble beginnings and to see it where it is now is truly something.
mark: watches shark approach the raft
also mark: screams in shock when the shark bites the raft
Someone said that raft is basically distractible with a shark added in, and I honestly could not think of anything better to describe it. These dudes (and the guy who made the comment) are awesome.
Distractible was just Raft with the shark removed...
hey! that's me! LOL
catloof, and his comment is right above yours lol
Disraftible
saw this before their comment lol
Now that they're starting over, Mark can have another mental breakdown over an organizational system again! :D
I am here for this and only this.
And it'll all be Wade's fault.
Bob will most likely die every episode.
And Mark will fall deeper and deeper into madness until an episode will start and Wade and Bob will be gone and Mark will have a throne made of bones and chewing on a large, cooked leg.
the first one was funny as it was
the first one was funny was it was a second one would perfect
I reeeeaaalllly appreciate the fact that marks face cam gets moved so that we can see the crafting
"Raft: a choppy start, leads to a compelling survival experience"
-Christopher livingston
Can't wait to see their reactions to the new islands 😅
I'm so glad the brother sister cousin husband wives are back together on raft.
Yes
I love how Bob is just frantically trying to assign roles to everyone for the entire episode
I really hope they'll play the forest again soon. They missed so much caves and story.
And farming simulator lol
And heave ho!
I want them to play Sons of The Forest
6:03 this splash edit was so clean I love it
Everyone: “I don’t have enough wood!”
Meanwhile mark with over 40 planks
capitalism at its finest
@@didionc5329 yes
Bob: I am going in the water to find 2 planks
Mark with 30 planks: He is so brave
It's probably been like...8 years since I last watched a Mark video and it's so good to see he's still hanging out with Bob and Wade.
That captaincy point system bit was even more painful than Mark holding tons of useless and common flowers in his inventory the whole video
Bob and wade: “we need materials!”
Mark with stacks of every material on the game
lol fr
“Wade don’t look behind you, you’ll get so scared”
*sips water*
“huh, i’m not scared of anything”
wOOoOOOAh
I read this comment at the exact moment they were saying it!🤣🤣
the title of the next episode: exists.
me watching this episode: i wonder if marks gonna be captain next episode.
"you winnin' son?" "Nope."
Mark's just like me!
Edit: timestamp - 3:46
I love how these videos are just distractable but with video game's, the sheer chemistry between these three is insane
Same, I love Mark on his own but good lord the three of them make such beautiful chaos together
If you look over on Mark's twitch and go back a bit, they have a long series of this. Three peens 🤩
Or you could say distractible is this video without video games🤣
Honestly, the other way around. It completely encapsulates the chemistry they’ve always had, and I love it! Watching ANY series (old or new) is always an enjoyable time ☺️
I love how Bob breaks out into a song whenever his life is in danger.
I do that when I'm frustrated. It's a great way to relive sudden emotion to keep you from getting too angry.
@@Deas-Mhumhna What I’m getting from this is that we should treat life like one big musical and honestly?? Love that
I'm freaking laughing because I was catching up on some of the Markiplier videos I missed, including this one, but only made it part way before having to go to work. I'm back and I go to resume the video, which I paused at like 10:10, and near the first thing I hear is "welcome back to raft" like the message was especially for me 😂
Not gonna lie that first shark attack when Mark was diving near the island got me, I jumped straight out of my skin 😳🫣😅
Fun fact: Sharks are one of the most curious animals in the ocean, second to octopus, and they love exploring stuff so when they bite boats it isn’t with the intent to hurt you (actually 99% of the time sharks are very friendly towards humans) they’re just curious as to what that floating thing in the water is and after while they will just leave you alone.
Was this typed by a shark
If they weren't so damn scary, I'd be less inclined to get stabby when they get nosey
Yeah, always made me a bit sad about the way sharks are portrayed in raft but it is what it is
@@nicole4352 pretty much in any entertainment media not just raft
Oh really, I thought they attacked things that looked like seals so that’s why I was less scared but now I just wanna chill with a shark now
Wade: "And now we can see our incompetence in HD"
I'm so happy this series is back 😭
i waited for 2 years
@@Altair2786 Me too 💀 hopefully we'll see the actual end of this series 😂
Mark really gotta make me drop my phone with that shark jumpscare
28:47 I like how as he drowns. he makes the sound just as the "remove" button shows up and leaves. it was on time
@doliio volay lol
I love that Mark is the last perspective to come out… and the only actual proof that the Wheel of Captain is in fact a reality
Mark: *plays raft for 5 seconds*
Also Mark: "I've seen enough, I'm satisfied"
Man that first shark attack under the water at 3:40 scared me so much I almost fell out my seat
The fact that mark gets so many resources and says nothing when his friends need them will never not be funny
Never thought I’d see the day when they’d play raft again… but I’m kinda glad I am
I knew it’d happen with the newest update.
@go to my home page! same with you
"Kinda"?
I thought they might pick up raft again, but I didn’t think that Mark was gonna upload it, because Bob had already uploaded this recording session on his channel a couple days ago. And part two is already out on bob’s channel if you want to go to watch it!
@@HumMoff I like seeing all the different perspectives and I hope all three of them upload theirs on their respective channels.
I love how everyone was so excited that Mark came back to Raft, that this video is already #1 on trending
18:41 I just love the way wade walked in front of mark like that 😂
😂
what i find most entertaining about these RAFT videos is the group as yet to learn that sleeping makes night time go away so they dont have to play in the dark lol. glad RAFT is back hahaha
Just like how there’s a lone raft floating out in the infinite expanse of the ocean. The Invincible 2 floats out in the infinite expanse of space to find a home for the colonist on board. Will you bring the colonist to their new home? Or will you bring about the destruction of the universe? Find out in the RUclips original series In Space With Markiplier.
More like in Water With Markiplier
Fix it from the outside!
Now with 50% less wormholes!
just pop er in reverse
can't wait for:
Wade's comedic genius
A full series
Mark framing Wade for every mistake he makes
Bob's laugh
Lixian's subtitles
Other editors not getting enough credit
and Mark destroying the raft lmao
all the best things
GOD i love raft. I would watch all of their streams when they were playing, im glad theyre getting back into it!
Rewatching this series for I think is like the fifth time. I play Raft while watching it, but I just got jumpscared so hard at 3:40... my heart omg. The sound was perfectly timed too!
Fun fact for my fellow raft players: while in your inventory, click and hold a stack of items then scroll up to split a larger amount of it instead of splitting the stack one by one. Like so everyone can see.
Also, love the videos Mark! I'm excited to see you get back into raft
I will take this into consideration next time I want to play it, thanks!
You can split a stack in half with middle mouse button
I love how the entire time bob and wade are saying they need wood, mark is sitting there holding on over 40 planks, doesn't use them and SAYS NOTHING. Lol.
“I need two more planks” as mark casually has like 53 planks in his inventory
I get the impression this is one of the games Mark and his friends genuinely like to play just for themselves.
I love how bob asks for planks 7 times while mark is just sitting there with 40
Mark is me whenever I play any coop game. My dnd party hates me because I hoard gold
Me in co-op 🤣 noo sorry bud I'm all out! (Has spent the last hour hoarding)
@@andromeda7758 honestly I do the same because I either don't feel like giving them it or I actually forget
I love the fact that when everyone’s talking at once, Lixian puts subtitles on Wade but only sometimes, like sometimes what Wade says is irrelevant so he doesn’t even bother 😂😂
@@SpicyPunkRockerOfficial That's great sweaty... Is this all you ever comment?
@@LaurenT3G you make me feel tickly 😋
@@LaurenT3G sweety*
@@LaurenT3G what they say
@@idioticed4379 guessing it was a bit
It's cool that this game is finally released. I'd still call it broken as single player, but at least it looks like fun if you can get some friends to jump on with you.
MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED WHOOOO
this series is my ultimate comfort watch, i'm so glad y'all are playing it again ^^
I really loved it when mark nearly had two full stacks of planks and didn’t say anything about them when Bob and Wade were going “Ah we need some more planks yeah”
Wade's "now we have an outie" bit gave me a *core memory unlocked* moment with Mark's "and this is the
P R O B O S C I S" from the balloon animals video, and I'm not totally sure why
"This is the proboscis."
*Points to the bow of the boat.*
These 3 work so well together, despite how they may talk to one another. That's how friends naturally treat each other lol.
Is anyone gonna talk about how at 5:41 Mark said, "Bob why did you die, do we have to start over again," implying that they goofed around too much so they had to start over at least once before this
"I too would to see meyou try"
god why does little shit like that always make me giggle like a buffoon, just that immediate self correction with perfect flow and no acknowledgement from anyone
Also I think Captain Points should be given out based on the individuals contribution to the raft and her crew as a whole, so Mark would probably get a few points for his efforts in making the first paddle, whoever made the bed, the grill and the water purifier should get, like, 5 points for each of those things, and whoever expanded the raft the most would get 1 point for each extra square they made
Mark's specialty is saying stuff that makes no sense and that's why we love him
Anybody: "I need [resource]"
[Resource] in Mark's inventory:
ew this guy gave a youtuber money
@@neo-filthyfrank1347 ew this person is alive
@@AnwarAli-yr1en Don't give money to youtubers, be smarter with your money.
@@neo-filthyfrank1347it’s not your business what they do with their money. Go away
@@AlbedoCipher Yes heaven forbid you tell people doing something stupid that they're doing something stupid.
"OMG you have no right!!! ;_;"
Peak leftism.
I used to see mark on player select and I finally came back to check on him after all these years of seeing people talk and talk about how much nostalgia they have when they see mark. Good to know he's doing alright.
I relate to Mark holding all the flowers and seeds. I struggle to resist the urge to hold onto items I know I'll need later, even while knowing they will clog my inventory for hours and hours
Also, Mark not using adblock?????