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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
  • I am 100% real doctor I swear!
    Tour Tickets ► www.jackseptic...
    Surgery Games ► • NOT FOR THE WEAK! | No...
    ►Twitter : / jacksepticeye
    ►Instagram: / jacksepticeye
    ►Merchandise: jacksepticeye.f...
    Game Link ► www.surgerysqua...
    Edited by: / @aliceandchill
    Outro animation created by Pixlpit:
    / pixlpit
    Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
    • TeknoAXE's Royalty Fre...

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @nuclear_wizard
    @nuclear_wizard 5 лет назад +272

    15:37 Can you imagine being in the ER and hearing a doctor yell "IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE MAKING THAT NOISE???" at the top of his lungs??? XD

    • @SansDiamond
      @SansDiamond 3 года назад +4

      Welp i guess its time to die

    • @Randomvidsometimes
      @Randomvidsometimes 3 года назад +5

      @@SansDiamond SAY GOODBYE

    • @dreademperor2094
      @dreademperor2094 3 года назад +6

      @@Randomvidsometimes Doctor: don't worry he surprisingly knows what he's doing

  • @ZynPopLLC
    @ZynPopLLC 6 лет назад +2941

    Jack is the RUclips version of Chris Pratt..
    Jack liked it😂

  • @jazlyn3545
    @jazlyn3545 6 лет назад +938

    When you get an Ad on how to avoid medical malpractice 😂😂

  • @slimejim330
    @slimejim330 6 лет назад +1227

    I like how he casually tells jokes during life threatening surgery😂😂😂

    • @darksonic9014
      @darksonic9014 5 лет назад +6

      Do the red lantern oath ps are you razor or a evil red lantern?

    • @colbybrockisawesome5969
      @colbybrockisawesome5969 4 года назад +1

      @@darksonic9014 ???

    • @LunaProtogen
      @LunaProtogen 4 года назад

      Colby Brock Is Awesome He’s talking about Jimmy Charles’ profile picture.

    • @Sigourneybeavers
      @Sigourneybeavers 4 года назад +7

      I would happily have my surgeon make jokes

    • @elizabethcourts2697
      @elizabethcourts2697 4 года назад

      I agree with you slime ball Jacksepticeye makes a funny joke that are funny 😂😁😂

  • @TangleHamain
    @TangleHamain 6 лет назад +975

    GUYS!! THE TITLE CHANGED FROM " 100% REAL DOCTOR" TO " THE DOCTOR IS BACK" !!

  • @somedaysasi
    @somedaysasi 6 лет назад +236

    It's awesome to see the desk from his perspective (Spider Loaf's perch and all this set up!)

    • @BluAravena
      @BluAravena 6 лет назад +3

      Have we had a tour really? I know Jack doesn't want to talk about money but it's kinda stupid really. We know he's loaded, it's an ok thing to do. He does a lot for it and does a lot of good things with it. I WANT TO SEE HIS CRIB YO!!!

    • @laradepauw8507
      @laradepauw8507 6 лет назад +4

      BluAravena He doesn’t really want to do a house tour for privacy reasons mostly.

    • @mastersprogram
      @mastersprogram 6 лет назад +2

      BluAravena you know it's not Nice to call it stupid I Think he just doesn't want to do it

    • @mastersprogram
      @mastersprogram 6 лет назад

      It is pretty cool to see his set up

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 6 лет назад +413

    "You had golden nuggets inside you all along!" So much friendship; she must be Nugget's best friend :P

    • @pedrostormrage
      @pedrostormrage 6 лет назад +1

      CommanderLeo Hi, I wonder if I should change my username now (you're the second person who called me that) :P

    • @jogni
      @jogni 6 лет назад

      Mimir... Thats a good username. USE

    • @Rick-jf2ig
      @Rick-jf2ig 5 лет назад

      Wait, you mean putting golden nuggets up your ass isn’t the social norm?
      I mean, umm, yeah, who would do something like that. Haha that’s discusting

    • @FREEFIRE-ou8id
      @FREEFIRE-ou8id 5 лет назад

      My name is uzer

    • @Rick-jf2ig
      @Rick-jf2ig 5 лет назад

      Uzer Dean hi uzer, I’m dad

  • @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard
    @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard 6 лет назад +1167

    "I'M ze good Doctor!... and zat, is MY chair!..."
    So fraking BADASS!
    Edit: I randomly went back to this video, holy fuck Jack's acting skills have evolved

    • @XurAziX
      @XurAziX 4 года назад +19

      Oohhhh Jack is busted.

    • @zetjet9901
      @zetjet9901 4 года назад +6

      Nadia x Luv busteeeeeeeeeeed

    • @enverturhan2104
      @enverturhan2104 4 года назад +11

      THIS IS WHY I WATCH TO THE VERY END OF THE VID XD

    • @dumbdood3116
      @dumbdood3116 4 года назад +6

      Top 10 anime plot twists

    • @480pcat6
      @480pcat6 4 года назад +5

      DUN DUN DUN

  • @prehistoricfanboy101
    @prehistoricfanboy101 5 лет назад +138

    5:42 Did you just made me PROUD!? Cos I heard you said my second favourite dinosaur’s full scientific name (Spinosaurus Aegyptiacus) without any WRONG FREAKIN PRONUNCIATIONS!! GOOD LORD YOU REALLY MADE ME PROUD!!

  • @just_aussie590
    @just_aussie590 5 лет назад +512

    "WARNING: NOT FOR CHILDREN OR SQUEEMISH ADULTS!!!"
    Jack: *is squeemish*
    Also jack: *plays this game*
    ALSO jack: *has a hard time watching this and playing this, nearly pukes*

  • @Endervulpe
    @Endervulpe 5 лет назад +187

    I saw Jack's other screen. PERSONA 5 HELL YEAH!!! Lol I love this channel already.
    18:57 SCHNEEP :D

    • @Luciel.680
      @Luciel.680 5 лет назад +3

      RainKitsune 96 If you like Persona 5, The Joker and you have smash bros ultimate already, I’d recommend getting the dlc. I haven’t played or bought the dlc but my friends have. They videoed it and sent it to me. They said it’s pretty cool and looking at it, I agree with them. I wanna play persona 5 but I haven’t got it.

    • @Endervulpe
      @Endervulpe 5 лет назад +1

      Ruby Cooper I unfortunately do not have Smash Bros Ultimate. However, I do have a Nintendo Switch but it doesn’t work at the moment. Also, yes, Persona 5 is the best game I have played for a bit.

  • @weezerlover67
    @weezerlover67 6 лет назад +671

    “That’s not a stapler that’s a tiny dinosaur mouth”

  • @robloxcool88
    @robloxcool88 6 лет назад +189

    He seriously just dropped a Schneep-bomb and walked away like it didn't happen. Not even an outro clip.

  • @kadongleongle
    @kadongleongle 6 лет назад +268

    When Schneep is an angry boi...
    *you better get out of his chair*

    • @Justaspacequeen
      @Justaspacequeen 6 лет назад +5

      SepticEmerald DAT IS HIS SPECIAL CHAIR

    • @TangleHamain
      @TangleHamain 6 лет назад

      SepticEmerald XD

    • @iamaconstantmess1690
      @iamaconstantmess1690 6 лет назад +4

      SepticEmerald your damn right you have to get out of his chair! HE'S THE ONLY 100% REAL DOCTER IN MY BOOK!

    • @Tomme_Bear
      @Tomme_Bear 3 года назад

      Engineer gaming 0w0

  • @laurasophie531
    @laurasophie531 6 лет назад +149

    the one thing that scares me the most is that there's no after outro clip.

    • @deanw.3962
      @deanw.3962 6 лет назад +2

      I know right. There wasn't one on his God of War video either.

    • @marleerogers2521
      @marleerogers2521 6 лет назад +8

      The real doctor doesn’t have time for that

    • @alessm2206
      @alessm2206 6 лет назад

      me too

  • @bunniebabyidol08
    @bunniebabyidol08 5 лет назад +133

    *Dr. Jeff: - Mask over her nose and mouth and she'll drift off to dream land*
    *Jack: I wish I was there*
    *Me: Seán... I thought you HATE sleep???!!!* 😂😂😂😆😆😆

    • @Wren_C
      @Wren_C 4 года назад +4

      Baby Doll SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!!!!

    • @amberthebeecat566
      @amberthebeecat566 4 года назад +5

      His dream came true didn't it

  • @thebiggestnerdynerd6250
    @thebiggestnerdynerd6250 6 лет назад +1823

    *OMFG SCHNEEP IS BACK OMFG I WAS JUST ABOUT TO WRITE A COMMENT OF HOW I MISS HIM OMG HE'S FINALLY BACK I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OMFG HE'S NOT DEAD ANTI DIDN'T KILL HIM OMG!!!*

    • @buglikeaslug
      @buglikeaslug 6 лет назад +24

      simina cadar I KEEP SEEING THIS.. WHO IS SCHNEEP

    • @auggie082
      @auggie082 6 лет назад +17

      Miles
      The person in the thumbnail

    • @GuiltyYaBoi7792
      @GuiltyYaBoi7792 6 лет назад +6

      I know thats what i though too

    • @sam-dh7ds
      @sam-dh7ds 6 лет назад +29

      Schneep aka Dr. Schneeplestein is one of Jacks egos

    • @christianlistro3448
      @christianlistro3448 6 лет назад +5

      Chill out bro

  • @rachelsyrup
    @rachelsyrup 6 лет назад +760

    Ah yes. The immense difference between a "chicken egg" and a "hen egg".

    • @voidpriestess8339
      @voidpriestess8339 6 лет назад +4

      Yep.

    • @GuineaPigMania
      @GuineaPigMania 6 лет назад +3

      Same thing bc a hen is a chicken and roosters r chickens but roosters don't lay eggs so a chicken egg is a hen egg

    • @ChrisLErnst
      @ChrisLErnst 6 лет назад +16

      R/Whoosh

    • @idosketch200
      @idosketch200 6 лет назад

      Huge diffrence

    • @idosketch200
      @idosketch200 6 лет назад +5

      Ocean Wave not to be mean but I got a feeling you tried a bit hard to sound smart

  • @CrystalCalico
    @CrystalCalico 6 лет назад +280

    NOO YOU LEFT US ON A CLIFFHANGER

    • @upbeat_editz7133
      @upbeat_editz7133 6 лет назад +6

      Izzabella 496 IKR! Like I swore Dr. Scheeplestein was taken over by Anti! Is that still Anti?

    • @auggie082
      @auggie082 6 лет назад +2

      Myia Johnson
      Idk

    • @mrkrabs7625
      @mrkrabs7625 6 лет назад +2

      youtuber girl0820 No its richtophen!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @nay_bleunuit6708
      @nay_bleunuit6708 6 лет назад +2

      Scherplestein returns

    • @iamaconstantmess1690
      @iamaconstantmess1690 6 лет назад

      Izzabella 496 he did but that's fine it just makes you more alert for the next video that might have shneep in it

  • @f3rn_xx-167
    @f3rn_xx-167 6 лет назад +58

    Watched this two nights before my Edexcel biology exam 2018- THANKYOU JACK U MAY HAVE SAVED MY GRADE!!!

    • @lunamoonlupis8081
      @lunamoonlupis8081 6 лет назад +1

      I had a test in health class and this actually saved my health class grade
      It went from an F to an A+
      I know how you feel 😂😂
      Like thxs jack

  • @amyb1506
    @amyb1506 6 лет назад +445

    Omg he's really back.. Schneep is back..

    • @danielhearn3985
      @danielhearn3985 6 лет назад +2

      Amy Demello not really because look no mask no green hair

    • @Mandate_of_Heaven
      @Mandate_of_Heaven 6 лет назад +5

      Daniel Hearn Dont ruin our fantasy’s.

    • @maj1
      @maj1 6 лет назад

      Amy Demello I'm so incredibly happy!!!

    • @Reiko-Chan09
      @Reiko-Chan09 6 лет назад +5

      he got detained at the border.....GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

    • @auggie082
      @auggie082 6 лет назад

      Rei Mizuho YES!!!

  • @EndlessSummer888
    @EndlessSummer888 6 лет назад +762

    Gags, makes noises like "ugh ahhh" then coughs, then says "i feel like i'm summoning a demon."
    Come on, Jack! I thought you were 100% doctor! Combine that with your POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE and there's no reason that should be going on!

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 6 лет назад +6

      cromusic ibra | Actually, I’d say that’s the reason why they should definitely be summoning a demon.

    • @nosdramallama1251
      @nosdramallama1251 6 лет назад

      cromusic ibra yeah get it together jack YOU DONT SEE OTHER DOCTORS DOING THATT DO YOU lol

  • @PkWolfPKW
    @PkWolfPKW 6 лет назад +338

    I love how just as im wondering "What happen to Dr. Schneaplestine? Did anti really kill him?! lol." He walks in! Thats the best! xD

    • @explotionmurderking531
      @explotionmurderking531 6 лет назад +2

      Big Boss fam it's spelled schneeplstien

    • @sapphiremoon9528
      @sapphiremoon9528 6 лет назад +2

      Big Boss. My thoughts were the exact same!! I was wondering where the good doctor boi was for the entire video X3 then, there he was

    • @shanoubruinsma3408
      @shanoubruinsma3408 6 лет назад +2

      Luz Acevedo you still fucked it up lmao (not to shame y'all or anything, it's fine)

    • @aonesan3072
      @aonesan3072 6 лет назад +5

      It's Dr. Schneeplestein.

    • @explotionmurderking531
      @explotionmurderking531 6 лет назад +3

      I knew I would still fuk it up some how XD that's why I just call him schneep lol

  • @kartikeyaverma9551
    @kartikeyaverma9551 6 лет назад +517

    Dr. Schneeplestein: THAT IS MY CHAIR
    Jack: (turns into anti)
    Dr. Schneeplestein: no you can have it no problem
    After that Dr. Schneeplestein never asked for a chair😢

  • @shanoubruinsma3408
    @shanoubruinsma3408 6 лет назад +197

    I DIDNT THINK SCHNEEP WAS GONNA APPEAR AND JACK WAS JUST TEASING BUT DING DONG GUESS WHAT BICHES HE'S BACK

    • @cocoheti2852
      @cocoheti2852 6 лет назад +1

      Shanou Bruinsma But just for a few seconds. :(

    • @Justaspacequeen
      @Justaspacequeen 6 лет назад +1

      But dat cliff hanger dough

    • @aconstantmess
      @aconstantmess 6 лет назад +1

      Shanou Bruinsma same

    • @trinalps
      @trinalps 6 лет назад +1

      Shanou Bruinsma FINALLY

  • @YoungVinny
    @YoungVinny 6 лет назад +758

    *"HOLD ON THERE DOCTOR...WHAT TYPE OF EGG ARE YE TALKIN' ABOUT LIIKEE!?"*

    • @crow4316
      @crow4316 6 лет назад +3

      Y.V-Young Vinny testicle

    • @that1ghostboy
      @that1ghostboy 6 лет назад +7

      Dez nuts

    • @witchcrafthall1293
      @witchcrafthall1293 6 лет назад +2

      Y.V-Young Vinny or an egg that's inside of a womens ovaries that helps women creat life.

    • @benpokroy528
      @benpokroy528 6 лет назад

      the "i amze stegosares" eg [grammar! :D]

  • @sk_bennett
    @sk_bennett 6 лет назад +409

    Dr. Scheeplstien's back. Haven't seen him since he ........ Wait.
    Uh oh. I have a bad feeling about this

    • @pastoranoemigonzalez2714
      @pastoranoemigonzalez2714 6 лет назад +17

      William Bennett what? Is it because of ....HIM... The demon

    • @0010a0-r
      @0010a0-r 6 лет назад +2

      What's the intro music

    • @Beans-0000
      @Beans-0000 6 лет назад +9

      William Bennett **table flip* OH NOOOOO

    • @auggie082
      @auggie082 6 лет назад +12

      OH NO *smashes hand on table*
      OW! I should really stop doing this to myself

    • @marissaburciaga6483
      @marissaburciaga6483 6 лет назад +2

      William Bennett RIGHT

  • @Lala-zs7xi
    @Lala-zs7xi 4 года назад +33

    "I spent a year in argentina taking pictures of goats. Theyre very photogenic."
    My goats staring at me through the window:
    *;-;*

  • @greygamestv7800
    @greygamestv7800 6 лет назад +250

    Jack's jokes mixed with Robin's on-point editing makes for a funny ass video omg thanks for all the laughs!

    • @ninjanippledog725
      @ninjanippledog725 5 лет назад +1

      Avery Small On point?? Thats a strong word. Its fucking annoying and detracts from anything remotely funny.

    • @bunjamin7749
      @bunjamin7749 5 лет назад +1

      @ the dude with the dog pfp,,,,, it's not,,,,, that serious bro

    • @lynxadink9412
      @lynxadink9412 5 лет назад +2

      Dont u mean thanks for the
      *L A U G H S*

  • @noodlesoupnewt
    @noodlesoupnewt 6 лет назад +137

    Schneep's gonna drop kick Sean out of that chair in the next video

  • @SuperGamingDude
    @SuperGamingDude 6 лет назад +263

    These make my body feel weird after

    • @Z-1991
      @Z-1991 6 лет назад +4

      Actually, i had an emergency surgery due to a appendicitis and when i received the anesthesia, they only applied to my upper body and below, i was awake during the whole process and feeled how the surgeon touched my insides, i feeled no pain but still, really weird.

    • @sammylikestodraw2842
      @sammylikestodraw2842 6 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @swarienn
      @swarienn 6 лет назад +1

      SuperGaming Dude same...

    • @sortasour2964
      @sortasour2964 6 лет назад +1

      SuperGaming Dude
      This made my pp hard after

    • @cathrineajayi5702
      @cathrineajayi5702 6 лет назад

      SuperGaming Dude me two

  • @iNeon-03
    @iNeon-03 4 года назад +25

    0:53 Jack: I am ready
    Guy: starts talking
    Jack: SHUT UP

  • @amittesukku
    @amittesukku 6 лет назад +324

    This Spring...
    From the people who brought you "Instant Chill Pack"...
    *GENERIC HOSPITAL*
    Soon in a cinema near you.

  • @PuentesRE
    @PuentesRE 6 лет назад +83

    Gasp at the end. All the gasps. Not Ghasts, that's a different game.
    Kratos for the win. Again this was super hilarious. Just all the jokes and play acting as the character, I mean Real Doctor Man Dude from prestigious super expensive school place. Yes, tumeric, of course it was. I believe he knew what that was.
    Thank goodness for Dr. Suzi, so much better than that Jeff. Who can work with how funny he is? That guy.

    • @ginac9274
      @ginac9274 6 лет назад

      marksgv "Not Ghasts, that's a different game." 😂 10/10

  • @Tj-oh8qf
    @Tj-oh8qf 6 лет назад +106

    You should do open heart surgery as part of your live tour

  • @noviian3092
    @noviian3092 6 лет назад +25

    1:35 - 2:00 I almost spat out my cereal from laughing

  • @Therese_Dreaming
    @Therese_Dreaming 6 лет назад +134

    Jack: WHOOOO, BOY
    Kratos must be really proud.

  • @mp3.gibson380
    @mp3.gibson380 6 лет назад +287

    Jack: *brings back Dr Schneep *
    Fandom: *watches video*
    Fandom: AGHGHGGHSGSHHGHHGGHH *implodes*
    Anti: wtf guys

    • @lexyshannon9428
      @lexyshannon9428 6 лет назад +9

      Pretty much

    • @auggie082
      @auggie082 6 лет назад +5

      Emily Rose Gibson
      Yep as I fan girl I totally agree 😂😂

    • @sayori9623
      @sayori9623 6 лет назад +8

      It's ok we obviously like anti best cause he is hot right....no just me

    • @jaxmariano2442
      @jaxmariano2442 6 лет назад +1

      That’s the best summary I have ever seen.

    • @youtbuecraert
      @youtbuecraert 6 лет назад +3

      Emily Rose Gibson Anti: Hmph..! You never did this for one of MY videos...

  • @seaservalroyalty
    @seaservalroyalty 6 лет назад +457

    THE ENDING, OMG

  • @controllfreak7505
    @controllfreak7505 4 года назад +19

    Jack: (scrubs in)
    Also jack: (immediately touches his face)

  • @theheadscoper2307
    @theheadscoper2307 6 лет назад +96

    "I am ze goot doctor! And zat is my chair!" lol

  • @vedant8606
    @vedant8606 6 лет назад +60

    Saw ur post on instagram. Dr. Shneeplestein (don't know how to spell it) was back so I thought maybe Anti would come too. Gave me goosebumps.

  • @fooffreja7701
    @fooffreja7701 6 лет назад +161

    Everyone : IT'S SCHNEEP
    Me: Wow. Look at the chandelier!
    Edit: Thx for the 130 likes ya'll

  • @sosopea136
    @sosopea136 6 лет назад +46

    Jack :I think Linkin Park wrote a song about that.
    Me: Why Jack...why did you remind me of this tragic thing😭

  • @amelia9608
    @amelia9608 6 лет назад +63

    for some reason my elementary school made us do these games and I remember there was an option to look at real pictures of the surgery. almost half the class had to go home that day 😂😂😂

  • @ZynPopLLC
    @ZynPopLLC 6 лет назад +520

    Or Ryan Reynolds lol

    • @jaimewastaken
      @jaimewastaken 6 лет назад +13

      he loved both of your comments... u lucky bastard

    • @nomaddjinn79
      @nomaddjinn79 6 лет назад +4

      So does that define Jack as RUclipss perfect idiot? I'm sure Deadpool would agree :D

    • @sorryladiesimbatman
      @sorryladiesimbatman 5 лет назад +2

      Or Keanu Reeves

  • @pancake9621
    @pancake9621 6 лет назад +113

    top 10 most amazing anime plot twists ever.

  • @GollidayInnYT
    @GollidayInnYT 5 лет назад +21

    Why did I laugh so hard when Sean said boy and put kratos's face there

  • @moththegreatest9795
    @moththegreatest9795 6 лет назад +55

    “Would you take your children’s drawing say it’s good and change it, and hang it on the fridge as a blank peice of paper”
    Yes my mother did this to me all through primary school.
    Now I’m fourteen and have trust issues.

    • @sapphiremoon9528
      @sapphiremoon9528 6 лет назад +1

      Bannana girl oh geez. Sorry, man ^-^ but at least now you're at the age where you can draw whatever you want, and keep it in your own room. Maybe you do or will even have friends who you can share them with!

  • @trinitytackett2592
    @trinitytackett2592 6 лет назад +77

    Dr. Schneep!?!?! Who's next... Anti? It feels like it has been so long since I've seen them!

  • @maddieladdie8476
    @maddieladdie8476 6 лет назад +328

    Where... WHERE WAS THE END CLIP???
    SCHNEEPLESTEIN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??!?!?!!?!?!?!?

    • @aiden3627
      @aiden3627 6 лет назад +9

      Jack Is Life twist shneplestien created anti

    • @RisingRose
      @RisingRose 6 лет назад +5

      +LittleWorldOfMine ...even though as far as I'm concerned there's a canon spelling.
      +Katie McCall 1, Theories. Not facts.
      2 - and this goes to all of you - it's Dr. Henrik von Schneeplestein. I'm 99.99999% sure, that that's the canon way to spell it. :)

    • @sadchickennugget4684
      @sadchickennugget4684 6 лет назад +4

      Jack Is Life he surgically removed the end clip

    • @aiden3627
      @aiden3627 6 лет назад

      RisingRose thanks I (obviously) hand no clue how to spell it. And yes it’s a funny theory

  • @crocinsock8439
    @crocinsock8439 6 лет назад +94

    Jack forgot to mention the platypus egg

  • @WhatsMyFandom
    @WhatsMyFandom 6 лет назад +714

    THIS DIDN'T SHOW UP IN MY NOTIFICATIONS!!!!!!!
    "Oh BOY!" That moment killed me! 😂
    Well, no Dr has ever made a horrible joke with me before but I had a Dentist named Dr. Payne...
    DOCTOR SCHNEEPLESTINE!!!!!!!

    • @amandatorian9173
      @amandatorian9173 6 лет назад +2

      Didn't show up in mine either.

    • @SlothBird
      @SlothBird 6 лет назад +8

      didn't show in mine either, maybe it's schneep turning jack's upload notifications for us off :0

    • @gotobed_shof8984
      @gotobed_shof8984 6 лет назад +3

      Doctor Liam Payne

    • @amandarandolph968
      @amandarandolph968 6 лет назад +1

      Your dentist is named Dr. Payne, too?!

    • @lisascarbrough842
      @lisascarbrough842 6 лет назад +1

      Full-Metal-Girl Iii

  • @melwin7379
    @melwin7379 6 лет назад +100

    Robin does 11/10 Editing.

    • @coolestjoke
      @coolestjoke 6 лет назад +1

      Melwin Lewis I second that

  • @grim9885
    @grim9885 6 лет назад +158

    Dr. JackSepticEye?
    EXCUSE ME BUT WHERE IS THE SCHNEEPS?

    • @grim9885
      @grim9885 6 лет назад +10

      Oh wait NVM YES!

    • @iamaconstantmess1690
      @iamaconstantmess1690 6 лет назад +8

      The shneep is at the end of the video ma dude!

    • @GummyDinosaursify
      @GummyDinosaursify 6 лет назад +3

      My dude, you need to wait until the end to post a comment :P

    • @sophialynn5547
      @sophialynn5547 6 лет назад

      GrimTheDemon DUDE DR. SCHNEEPLE WAS SHOWN IN THE END !!

    • @butterflyqueen5666
      @butterflyqueen5666 6 лет назад +1

      GrimTheDemon i thought the same thing until i saw the end

  • @nadiaabu-baker6944
    @nadiaabu-baker6944 6 лет назад +66

    When jack was laughing it sounded like he was dead inside.

  • @oakenshadow6763
    @oakenshadow6763 6 лет назад +119

    a...cliff...hanger... You did NOT just have a cliff hanger. How dare you do this to us?!!!!

    • @WillowMistrider
      @WillowMistrider 6 лет назад +4

      Madeline McAdams he loves to play with us and set us on fire then just watch our reactions 🔥🔥

    • @darkfire3578
      @darkfire3578 6 лет назад +2

      WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?!? JACK WHY?!?!?

    • @RisingRose
      @RisingRose 6 лет назад +2

      AND THEN POST GOD OF WAR AS IF NOTHING HAPPENED Gskggs Sean how dare you

    • @darkfire3578
      @darkfire3578 6 лет назад +1

      WILL WE EVER KNOW?!?

    • @auggie082
      @auggie082 6 лет назад +3

      I wonder if chase Brody will show up next

  • @chelseaedwards61
    @chelseaedwards61 6 лет назад +90

    Schneep: the doc who lived

  • @snowgirloof8197
    @snowgirloof8197 6 лет назад +105

    Antisepticeye doctor: well maybe I feel stabby :accidentally stabs patient:
    Well she's dead

    • @auggie082
      @auggie082 6 лет назад +4

      Hellena Hudson
      Dr. Anti: who's next... youtuber girl0820 your up
      Me: *runs away* I AIN'T HAPPENING WITH THAT S**!

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 6 лет назад +2

      Wouldn't he technically be more like the Master?

    • @victoriaasenjo524
      @victoriaasenjo524 6 лет назад +3

      What do you mean, “accidentally”?

    • @auggie082
      @auggie082 6 лет назад +1

      Victoria Asenjo
      Yeah what do he/her mean by accidentally?

    • @snowgirloof8197
      @snowgirloof8197 6 лет назад +1

      Victoria Asenjo uh idk he just stabbed her

  • @emmetthesubwaybosswhorunso1319
    @emmetthesubwaybosswhorunso1319 4 года назад +13

    Me: Jack is a professional person doctor.
    Jack: pig belly pig belly!!

  • @julesmichelle2386
    @julesmichelle2386 6 лет назад +383

    As someone who’s had a laparoscopic surgery (2yrs ago today actually), yes Jack, they fill you with CO2 and do some pretty sketchy things lol

    • @Numbers225
      @Numbers225 6 лет назад +15

      GemDogg, you’ll attract the inflation fetishists with that talk!!

    • @vegitoda4738
      @vegitoda4738 6 лет назад

      Hey me too !!!!

    • @vegitoda4738
      @vegitoda4738 6 лет назад

      I didn't get a laparoscopic 'surgery' but i had a cyst (kinda like a water blob) in my stomach and they had to remove it by a laparoscope.

    • @cookiepop123
      @cookiepop123 6 лет назад

      I've seen loads of them lol I am so desensitised to surgery now sadly

    • @julesmichelle2386
      @julesmichelle2386 6 лет назад

      Nionzi
      My laparoscopic was for Endometriosis AND ovarian cysts so I totally get what you’re talking about.
      Even cysts removal requires some co2 I believe though, so you understand the annoyance lol

  • @thatguardianangel127
    @thatguardianangel127 6 лет назад +44

    “i am 100% real doctor...real doctor me” - *same Jack same*

  • @nightsong81
    @nightsong81 6 лет назад +259

    "Chicken egg... hen egg..."
    (Nobody tell Sean hens are female chickens... and the only ones that can lay eggs...)

    • @animeluver316
      @animeluver316 6 лет назад +1

      nightsong81 haha yeah! Cuz Jack is the only one who doesn't know that....haha...

    • @Rohan_--
      @Rohan_-- 6 лет назад +1

      Thought hens were the males not females, thought chickens laid eggs not hens

    • @animeluver316
      @animeluver316 6 лет назад

      PandaNinja _ yeah guys! Ugh you people just don't know your animals amirite?

    • @SangosEvilTwin
      @SangosEvilTwin 6 лет назад

      Well, there's also peahens, not as showy as the more famous peacocks . . . and guinea hens (though I think that's a breed of chicken)

    • @oliviaa5006
      @oliviaa5006 6 лет назад

      Serial Snarker Alex guineas are different than chickens! guinea hens are just the females

  • @actually_an_idiot
    @actually_an_idiot 5 лет назад +33

    Jack: talking
    Jack: *sniffs hand*
    Jack: (thought) why does my hand smell like crap

  • @Septicbro9075
    @Septicbro9075 6 лет назад +116

    "might as well get the most out of it" *scratches ass* - jacksepticeye 2018

    • @blubangsalt
      @blubangsalt 6 лет назад +5

      suuuuuure yeah... let’s go with that

    • @than_487
      @than_487 6 лет назад +1

      TrinityDoesStuff 😂😂😂

    • @shanoubruinsma3408
      @shanoubruinsma3408 6 лет назад +1

      so innocent, so pure...

    • @BlueCreatesKun
      @BlueCreatesKun 6 лет назад +3

      Septicbro 9075 I thought he started scratching his ass..

    • @picture-of-grace7727
      @picture-of-grace7727 6 лет назад +2

      Blue’s Animations pretty sure he did, Robin even edited the audio as well lol

  • @miles1560
    @miles1560 6 лет назад +148

    God damn, I dunno how to feel about this. Excited, scared, confused. God damn it Jack

    • @eleganteldritxh
      @eleganteldritxh 6 лет назад +1

      Moist Von Lipwig why not all at once, esp. excited and scared for..reasons owo;
      BUT HUZZAH HE HAS RETURNED-WEVE MISSED YOU!!

    • @0010a0-r
      @0010a0-r 6 лет назад

      What's the intro music

    • @eleganteldritxh
      @eleganteldritxh 6 лет назад

      Cycling Races not too sure, sorry that I can't help! Hoping either someone else in the comments knows or you find out soon ^^

    • @Mandate_of_Heaven
      @Mandate_of_Heaven 6 лет назад

      Allahu Akbar

  • @lucynsuns
    @lucynsuns 6 лет назад +404

    Take a shot everytime he says he's a real doctor

    • @adm1s905
      @adm1s905 6 лет назад +11

      I...I...I...I'm sooo drunk....I..I..cant...I can't *collapses onto floor*

    • @rimependragon
      @rimependragon 6 лет назад +4

      I'd honestly die if I did THAT

    • @lycosanimations2970
      @lycosanimations2970 6 лет назад +6

      Actually take sips.... of beer. God it’s like the Battle Kid episode

    • @PineberryLive
      @PineberryLive 6 лет назад

      Cookie Lover I was out by minute 5

    • @epikgamer78
      @epikgamer78 6 лет назад

      Cookie Lover u would be drunk as balls

  • @tonibettencourt8900
    @tonibettencourt8900 6 лет назад +21

    It's been 6 months since he returned and now he's gone again, where did you go, Schneep?

  • @avecamour3087
    @avecamour3087 6 лет назад +53

    listen here, you know EXACTLY what you've done mister
    tumbler is losing it
    twitters still trying to find it
    and im sitting here trying to find out your motives

  • @phen4896
    @phen4896 6 лет назад +114

    Now I'm confused. Like, the teasers on Tumblr and Jack's Instagram post really indicated for Schneep to be back, and I guess he is! This just seemed like such a sudden ending, does this lead up to something huge? We'll have to rewrite our theories, guys! Maybe I'm just looking too far into it. I mean, Jack's 'The silent movie' video's title was changed again. Practically all the titles of the backstory videos of the egos were changed to show the egos' names in the title. Well this could've been done so you could find their backstorys easily. Anyway, I have no clue. I somebody wants to add anything, feel free to do so.

    • @anonymoususer9973
      @anonymoususer9973 6 лет назад +3

      This comment has been screenshotted and sent to my fanfiction friends.

    • @picture-of-grace7727
      @picture-of-grace7727 6 лет назад

      he renamed the Silent Movie to Jameson Jackson because people had been asking for official confirmation of what JJ stood for and he said he liked Jameson so he renamed it so everyone could see :)

  • @crystalwarrior18
    @crystalwarrior18 6 лет назад +146

    OMG!!! SCHNEEPLESTEIN HAS RETURNED!!!

    • @darkfire3578
      @darkfire3578 6 лет назад +1

      SCHNEEPLESTEIN IT'S BEEN TO LONG!!

    • @lemonpeach5533
      @lemonpeach5533 6 лет назад +4

      "VACATIONZ OVER BITCHEZ! NOW. DR. SCHNEEPLESTIEN IZ IN ZE BIZNESS!!

    • @darkfire3578
      @darkfire3578 6 лет назад +3

      YAY HE IZ BACK IN ZE BIZNESS AGANZ!

    • @DavidAnanas71
      @DavidAnanas71 6 лет назад +6

      How did you get Jack's channel logo in ur name? Da's sorcery

    • @darkfire3578
      @darkfire3578 6 лет назад +1

      Pineapple David
      they are sponcers to jack

  • @Shanetteisgreat
    @Shanetteisgreat 4 года назад +6

    jack: draws masterpiece
    suzi: fixes it "that looks great"

  • @jeromeishere8902
    @jeromeishere8902 6 лет назад +88

    So... If schneep is back, will we see the retern of anti, chase and Marvin?

    • @TangleHamain
      @TangleHamain 6 лет назад +9

      Well, he said he was gonna do a video with them all soon during Pax so yeah maybe ^^

    • @break_the_galaxy
      @break_the_galaxy 6 лет назад +5

      God, I hope so..

    • @TangleHamain
      @TangleHamain 6 лет назад +6

      Chase just came back today ^^

    • @cadenisforeverbored1612
      @cadenisforeverbored1612 6 лет назад +4

      So far we have heard chase so, yeah probably

    • @vshsxvsjz3978
      @vshsxvsjz3978 6 лет назад +2

      he posted a selfie (I think on instagram) with Chase's shirt on and with Marvin's mask in the background😭

  • @duaasiddiqui5844
    @duaasiddiqui5844 6 лет назад +84

    Me: sees the thumbnail
    Also me: SHNEEP!
    Me once again: where is he? ;-;

    • @anonymouslucario285
      @anonymouslucario285 6 лет назад +4

      Did you watch until the end?

    • @duaasiddiqui5844
      @duaasiddiqui5844 6 лет назад +3

      to be honest not really...
      i was helping my sister while watching this so i think i missed it :/
      but thanks for telling me :D

  • @bigmidgetragingwolf8599
    @bigmidgetragingwolf8599 6 лет назад +330

    10/10 never watching without a shirt again...
    *Stomach is still tingling from the turkey basters ;(*

    • @foreverain0613
      @foreverain0613 6 лет назад +1

      Lol I still felt all tingly with a shirt!

    • @kingscastle705
      @kingscastle705 6 лет назад

      Big Midget / Raging Wolf AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      hi I am a purple llama

    • @bonnieaprillollipoptrigger6516
      @bonnieaprillollipoptrigger6516 6 лет назад +1

      Big Midget / Raging Wolf I am watching without T-shirt!🌊

    • @VTuber_Central
      @VTuber_Central 6 лет назад

      just like watching someone hunter cut into testicles of an animal makes your nuts tingly

  • @baggwasmissing2390
    @baggwasmissing2390 6 лет назад +95

    Jack: “Am I a dinosaur?”
    Me: Well.... You sure sound like one :/ In a good way!! :DD

  • @sammsworld2138
    @sammsworld2138 6 лет назад +85

    *Inside cabniet* WHERES OUR DOCTOR?!?! *jumps out of cabniet* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @lilycass1896
      @lilycass1896 6 лет назад +4

      *yes*
      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
      *Pewds would be proud*

    • @sammsworld2138
      @sammsworld2138 6 лет назад

      happy horses101 yes......*yes he would*

    • @Freddie-ld4os
      @Freddie-ld4os 6 лет назад

      RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @AR-pc8rf
    @AR-pc8rf 6 лет назад +763

    MY HEART BEAT FOR SCHNEEP!
    (if you know what video I’m referencing, you’re the best)

    • @sarahwardwell2664
      @sarahwardwell2664 6 лет назад +22

      Lily Baker - Bio Inc. Redemption! One of me favs because my boy Anti is also in it😁❤

    • @AR-pc8rf
      @AR-pc8rf 6 лет назад +15

      Yaaaaas. You know what’s up! *virtual high five*

    • @sarahwardwell2664
      @sarahwardwell2664 6 лет назад +9

      Sweetness! It's very rare for me to get a youtube reference so when I do I jump for joy. High five back girl. :)

    • @bluej6107
      @bluej6107 6 лет назад +5

      Bio inc redemption WItH GLITCHES

    • @munchkinhound96
      @munchkinhound96 6 лет назад +15

      "I AM A TURTLE!"

  • @reaganriggles8526
    @reaganriggles8526 6 лет назад +69

    Doctor Schneeplestein must have gotten word about Doctor Jack
    Doctor Schneeplestein: Nurse! Scrub me I have to talk to Doctor Jack
    Me: Come on guys I mean doctors we all can be in the insta chill pack. I mean Doctor Schneeplestein have saved Chase Brody and Doctor Jack has worked with Dr. Suzi so he has a great doctor teacher

    • @zoevanarsdale246
      @zoevanarsdale246 6 лет назад

      But... Didn't Schneep also fail at saving Jack in that Bio inc Redemption vid with Anti?

  • @thatguy.mp7950
    @thatguy.mp7950 4 года назад +8

    Jack: "The doctor is back!"
    The patients: "Ah shit, tell my kids I hated them."

  • @veenus_exe
    @veenus_exe 6 лет назад +40

    Up next week on: The ER
    The return of SCHNIPPLESTIEN!!!!????

  • @dumbvee4188
    @dumbvee4188 6 лет назад +62

    R.I.P THE FANDOM
    MAY IT REST IN ASHES
    WHY? BECAUSE THE COMMUNITY
    BURNT ALIVE

    • @Justaspacequeen
      @Justaspacequeen 6 лет назад +3

      Sainoy [ GD ;3; ] it's an indide joke everytime sean drops an ego hint the fandom is in choas

  • @Z-1991
    @Z-1991 6 лет назад +97

    All the ones who have accepted Jacksepticeye as our lord and savior, hakon to the call that summons thee.

    • @whatamidoingwithmylife4108
      @whatamidoingwithmylife4108 6 лет назад +1

      Zevastian 1991 you are a sponsor...

    • @elliejelli
      @elliejelli 6 лет назад +1

      CAWWWWW

    • @Z-1991
      @Z-1991 6 лет назад +3

      tbl gaming yes, the all mighty jack came to me one night and spoked me:
      "HEY LADDIE, I WANT YOU AS A SPONSOR"
      Then he drinked some coffee and dissapeared.
      Nahh, just kidding, i became a sponsor because i wanted to help, like many others do :D

    • @crolfe15
      @crolfe15 6 лет назад +1

      Zevastian 1991 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Z-1991
      @Z-1991 6 лет назад

      Infires Army Nation have you accepted Jacksepticeye as your lord and savior?

  • @imme5743
    @imme5743 6 лет назад +31

    8:21 BOY!

  • @155chipmunkz
    @155chipmunkz 6 лет назад +42

    It’s been 84 years...

  • @phonenixgibson5610
    @phonenixgibson5610 6 лет назад +43

    GET 'EM, SCHNEEP!!!! GET THIS POSER!!!

  • @jaysartescape7653
    @jaysartescape7653 6 лет назад +41

    YES! SCHNEEP! MY BOY! YOURE SAFE!
    I was literally JUST about to write a comment about how much I miss schneep when the end scene played.

    • @upbeat_editz7133
      @upbeat_editz7133 6 лет назад

      J BlueWolf Is He Really?

    • @esperreads8716
      @esperreads8716 6 лет назад

      I literally made a post yesterday saying I missed him and here he is. Wow.

    • @upbeat_editz7133
      @upbeat_editz7133 6 лет назад

      Esper Reads I was actually thinking about that. Dr. Scheeplestein comes with attachments and that's Anti

  • @tamaraparseghian9327
    @tamaraparseghian9327 4 года назад +16

    As soon as he said “call me doctor strange... pleas don’t though” an ad about copyright laws cut him of.

  • @Tj-oh8qf
    @Tj-oh8qf 6 лет назад +63

    Boogie is a real trooper for going through this

    • @Lycan_Jedi
      @Lycan_Jedi 6 лет назад +6

      I'm glad he did though. He was at a really dangerous point.

    • @anniesharp6549
      @anniesharp6549 6 лет назад +3

      Thomas Owens Exactly what I was thinking, holy cow this looks painful.

    • @Mandate_of_Heaven
      @Mandate_of_Heaven 6 лет назад

      BOOGIE DOWN CHALLENGE?

    • @RaydeusMX
      @RaydeusMX 6 лет назад

      Yeah, but it also makes me reaaaaally glad I can control what I eat so I don't have to go through this kind of shit.

  • @oli52
    @oli52 6 лет назад +49

    *cries in german* ZE GOOD DOCTAH!

  • @XxDreamlightDemon90xX
    @XxDreamlightDemon90xX 6 лет назад +26

    "a mild sedative are you sure it looks like she's dead" haaaaa

  • @celestedichiaro4033
    @celestedichiaro4033 5 лет назад +5

    11:30 when you're a REAL doctor who already knows EVERYTHING about this, the diagram will still get to you every time. 😂😂

  • @AmberMizUno
    @AmberMizUno 6 лет назад +50

    ZE GOOD DOCTOR IS IN!

  • @kirstenb3845
    @kirstenb3845 6 лет назад +513

    I am not okay, I promise

    • @karastorey2785
      @karastorey2785 6 лет назад +18

      KirstenIsStrange MCR??!?!?!

    • @Beans-0000
      @Beans-0000 6 лет назад +22

      KirstenIsStrange **flips table** MCR

    • @faith9196
      @faith9196 6 лет назад +14

      *screams in emo* MCR!!?!

    • @doereymia
      @doereymia 6 лет назад +15

      WELL IF U WANTED HONESTY THATS ALL U HAD TO SAY

    • @smalldarkfan
      @smalldarkfan 6 лет назад +7

      *smears thick eyeliner on face* MCRRRR

  • @itskuroyt-growtopia7779
    @itskuroyt-growtopia7779 6 лет назад +30

    "Afterwards, our patient will now able to eat apples, plastic, towels, and dumbbells. That's how powerful the surgery is" Jaceksepticeye 2018 Everybody! 100% Real Doctor! (How can I get an appointment?)

  • @youdontneedtoknow3610
    @youdontneedtoknow3610 5 лет назад +7

    “I’m gonna num your areas and I’m gonna do it through poetry” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @eduards5267
    @eduards5267 6 лет назад +46

    Dr. Schneeplestein has returned!

  • @feliciadolan9036
    @feliciadolan9036 6 лет назад +62

    You have to watch 14 seasons of Grey's Anatomy to be a "real doctor"

    • @idilist
      @idilist 6 лет назад

      Felicia Dolan I now know what inter-cranial dysplasia is
      Just kidding pretty sure that's not a thing

    • @raevenarmstrong3272
      @raevenarmstrong3272 6 лет назад +1

      I just started watching Greys Anatomy

  • @bean3041
    @bean3041 5 лет назад +14

    Hey jack! I was just watching the Game Awards with my dad (2018) and I saw u give the Best Narrative Award!!!! Good job!!!!

  • @mianicolerodriguez8223
    @mianicolerodriguez8223 6 лет назад +54

    THE ENDING MADE ME SO HAPPY!!!!!