THE BICYCLE OF SPRINGS
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- Опубликовано: 4 сен 2024
- You know when you have an idea, buy some stuff, start putting it all together then stand back and think WTF am I doing, well thats "The Bicycle of Springs" haha. This has just been a laugh as with no purpose or real understanding of what I was trying to achieve everyone who has witnessed this has just laughed.
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Just want to thank Ashfield springs for actually making the springs as the first company I went to were a bunch of nobs and refused to make them as they thought it was silly........NOT VERY BRITISH I SAID
[Graham Chapman voice]: Silly?!
Silly, you? Never.
But where's the fun otherwise
colinfurze awesome work! I have to ask. Why/how are you always so happy/excited? It's the one thing you do/have that I can't quite begin to emulate/create for myself... Regards and best wishes.
Sillier the project, the better! I love the sillyness
Silly? Maybe, but didn't they realize they were talking to someone with near 6 million subscribers? Sounds like someone needs to train their marketing department a bit better ;) Fortunately Ashfield at least didn't think silly was a bad thing....and now they got their name mentioned ;)
Mountain bikers :full suspension is best
No hard tails are better
Collin: hold my wrench
And then he asks for it back because he needs it for the bike
Yes
Hahaha
Walden Bart you talking about the super caliber
I used to own a mountain bike which didn't have any amortization.
Now I have a bike with front oil shocks and I want to swap them for steel pipes. More fun.
It's so beautiful that Colin's channel is growing, and he is insisting on keeping it the way it was. This video is really like the good old Colin videos wayyyyyy back in the day. In an environment where RUclips has changed so much you are one of the oldschool channels who keeps a firm grip on its original recipe, how it all started. And you grow, and grow. Thanks Colin. Love u dude.
TReXcuRRy ok
Simp
@@fx_playz8865 troll
@@fx_playz8865 fuck off
Mountain biker: “Yeah my bike frame is fully carbon, how about you?”
Colin:”Yeeeeeeeah... It’s sorta complicated.”
Lol😂😂
Same
Do you mountain bike?
@@magdaszwed yeah why
*It's a trainer designed to get athletes to direct all their energy into the forward vector.*
'Look, just stop asking why alright. Just go with it'.
You just summed up your channel in one phrase...
Pingu McPing because SCIENCE!!
Was the BMX park in deeping
Peter White.
Colin Furze is a certified loony, or if he's not certified he should be, and this world needs many more loonies just like him!
Btw, I think this guy is awesome. I subscribe and everything. Sorry if it looked like u was dissing him
Peter White.
Nah mate, what are ya sorry about? It didn't look like you were dissing him, it was a very appropriate comment. Cheers.
"It rides like a normal bike, it just does weird things..."
That’s where I lost it😂😂😂
just like my ex
KJ Riddle me too, had to comment! Haha
@@rouuuk hahaha
'CAUSE IT'S A BICYCLE OF SPRINGS!
“Yeah I ride full suspension”
suspicions*
What
Suspension**
@@Anonymizur fbrgrgrnajjaxfbgeb*********
I have a hard tail
"Daaaaad, my bike broke again!"
"Just grab mine out the shed."
"I'll walk..."
You wouldn't wanna slip off the seat and catch your knackers in that big spring🤣
Holy s***.... Ow......
oof
David Daniels Craftsman 😂
Thats why ya wear jeans and not basketball shorts. Could save you a few kids, either way.
@@FinkPloyd504 it doesn't matter which type you wear their is no difference
So would this be considered a hardtail still?
Seth's Bike Hacks this is what a true full suspension bike looks like
Lage03 indeed
Somehow I knew you would get to this video, seth.
This is the definition of a ‘full’ suspension
Big fan
“Does your bike have suspicions”
“It’s made out of suspension “
I'm guessing autocorrect? Haha
Suspicious suspension
I dont trust my bike its very suspicious
@@BlackMeowgic That's the whole point of it..?
BEUZAK TSéMANIE r/woooooosh
"do you ride front suspension or full suspension?"
*"yes"*
Hard tail or full suspension
„i ride suspension”
Nathan Witowski basically everyone does
@@1-jake-113 not bmx
Nathan Witowski that’s not a mountain bike 🤔
such a weird bike but quite cool to lol, so is there anyone out there who could try n backflip this crazy beast, get in touch as that would be a challenge. Not sure what accent I was doing on the phone but the top guess is Angolan haha. subscribe if you like weird unpredictable videos.
this is genius
colinfurze second
colinfurze Colin my name is Akash is am yours biggest fan please reply me
0:34 u r crazy inventor ...u r Mr.lol ...I like what u do.... 😁😁😁😁
Hello I would like to order ...funny
this is like a classic colin furze video, I love it colin, its a nice laid back break from the super crazy mega sponsored vids
1970: In 2018 we will have flying cars!
2018: Let's make a bicycle out of springs!
102 likes and no replies?
1970: In 2015 we will have flying cars!
2018: Will 10,000 condoms stop a bullet?
Even better
I control the spice this meme died then Elon launched his Tesla
2:35 -
Colin: "If this thing is even remotely rideable in about an hour, I will be shocked."
Bike: "If I am even remotely rideable in about an hour, I will be shocks."
under-rated comment
Umm no just no
This guy is literally every cartoon mad scientist that has absurd ideas.
Definitely pherb from phineas and pherb.
@@branchvine dude you mean ferb???
But cartoons are safe because they didn't really happen. This guy's physical. He's crossed into reality and that's really unnerving.
The only true full suspension mountain bike
Ayoub Elghani true
Screw down hill bikes we go SPRING BIKES
mtbers unite!!
You think you cool cause you got an enduro bike
Bruh I can't hear you over my SPRING BIKE
I was going to write that 😉👍🏻
* Buys a bike for 10 bucks *
* "Repairs" it with super expensive springs *
Techtastisch | Experimente und Lifehacks du hier?
Wtf du bist einfach hier🤣
„Repairs“
Tach
Techtastisch | Experimente und Lifehacks Im still shocked used bike are so cheap in UK. I bought mine for 50 euro and lowest one online was 30 euro.
Now to organise a collab with Danny MacAskill and get him to put this thing through its paces.
I really hope these sorts of videos are profitable, as they're so much more fun than the more recent ones!
Ok, but the car hot tub, that was cool, and hilarious. :)
And more fun than most of "entertaining" youtube channels
If you ever feel useless remember the 3rd spring, under the saddle.
“Some youtubers buy Lamborghini’s. I just chuck all of my income... into springs!”
Just as I was in that part of the video I read your comment lol completely synced
One of these days, Colin will be laughing - because the spring market is going to bounce back!
(Nope, not even slightly sorry. Yes I'm sure I should be ashamed but somehow I'm not.)
Its so satisfiyng when you read a comment at the exact same time when the phrase is said in the video
*There will be flying cars in 2018*
2018:*Spring Bicycle*
2019:lenny face
Better tbh
I must correct .... 2014!.
I think it was 2015 nov 30 that we would have flying cars
hy asad Nadeem , my name is umer nadeem 😂
0:20
obviously - according to 6 year old me - it would be the best bike
because it has more springs than all the others - so it's better
i mean.. thats how it works though.. is it not?
@@impv1se yis
Spring provider: How stiff do you want them?
Colin: Yes.
Title of the video sounds like a Coldplay album 😂😂😂
it does not
Gustavo W Why don't you get a job?
It sounds like part of a noel fielding joke
KR Sabers omg 😂😂
LOL
That actually looks really fun to ride!
Now what if you could replace the spokes with bungees...
the Hacksmith Yeah i think thats an nicer idea
I say, replace the steer and axles with elastics
The Hacksmith I dare you to Make a Spiderman Web shooter
the Hacksmith i think you guys should collab
the Hacksmith why am I not surprised to see you here
"I think I'll put it in the same box as the Cake-O-Matic and Bin Stomper..."
So we'll be seeing a combination of these three together then? A self-pedalling bicycle of springs that distributes cake. Nice.
A Mechanacal Antoinette, that lets them (forces them to) eat cake? :)
this needs to go to the top right now so colin can see it
THIS COMMENT NEEDS TO BE READ BY COLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope
sounds like something so ridiculous and hillarious that it might just be made by some badass madman with a youtube channel(obvious refferance is obvious lol)...
*talks on unplugged phone like maniac*
*Throws springs through mail slot*
*Proceedes to fall further into insanity*
This is the kind of shit I live for
Austin Massey the start was some how to basic shit lol
That is *T H I C C*
*does things barely relevant to the video to hit the 10 minute mark for ad revenue*
Austin Massey i
If you think this guy is normal your seriously in the wrong place lol
Weld the head tube so you can only turn by twisting the frame... that way you can make it even worse :)
Martin Fisker the dark souls of bikes
PLEASE DO THIS, it would like a spring articulated bike, I'd love to see how it would handle
no, the dark souls of bikes is this ruclips.net/video/wDmVHQVZfTc/видео.html
Great idea
ruclips.net/video/RaOEya2w61g/видео.html
“On what is one my more stupid ideas”
-Gets 17 million views*
Scott Whitley thats why its one of my fav videos
Согласен:)
Views are hardly a currency of success. Colin isn't a genious because of views, just out of talent.
Wkwkwkwk...but Its a genius idea i think... wkwkwkwk
It's definitely paid for the springs!
Spring maker: how stif do u wand it
Colin: yes
(Sorry for my bad inglish)im dutch
First watchable Furze video in a LONG time!! So much better than those corporate shit builds that had no soul. This was like the originals. For the hell of it. For fun. Because no one else did it. No one to please or disappoint other than yourself. Good on you! Thank you!
Adam Ingle Total agreement here.
well said sir, I love these absolutely mad videos, creativity at it's finest!
yes, hulkbuster had 'no soul'.
I was just going to say back to the old Colin!! Not the one full of himself and trying to get the videos out every week etc.
Fucking absolutely!
It's ironic that now that it's made of springs, it's almost impossible to bounce with it.
Because this springs absorbs energy
Well at least you we're able to spring into action for this opportunity
Now all you need to do is attach a pulse jet onto the back!! 😂
DO IT COLIN
A pulse jet......... made out OF SPRINGS
you really shouldn't give this man any ideas, he might hurt himself XD
calamari party
He can’t, he has a safety tie👍
Love colin...
youtube recommended this today...
*SO IM BACK, 2 YEARS LATER WATCHING COLIN*
❤❤❤❤
A project that turns into a money pit.
_Looks around at the incomplete projects in my bedroom that have become too expensive to continue with_
2:33 "If this thing is even remotely ride-able in about an hour, I would be shocked" I see what you did there, Colin.
ok but now I wanna see what it would be like with shocks inside the springs...
Hahaha hahaha I've been 'bouncing' around laughing at this
Good safety rating when you crash it...just springs back to how it was.
Brilliant!
is this the first time Colin made something safer in a way?
You fall off bike
Bike falls to the ground springs upward and hits you in the face
Split10 lol
T h e S k y L o r d 7 *A T T A C C B I K E*
I love this sort of stuff. Caught myself smiling for ten minutes straight because the idea is so idiotic, but also so great!
All fun and games until you pinch your nuts on the top spring. Lol
TheRobb573 just what I was thinking
Lol is that what you guys think about
Man instincts: Can't go on that I have to preserve my eye burning babies or face chance of indescribable pain!
TheRobb573 see my post
Maddie Sails well yeah we kinda do. It would be probably the most pain a man would experience in his life.
It's a very simple deduction. Think of how bad metal pinching skin feels, now imagine if that skin is the most sensitive skin on your body.
I couldn't imagine the pain one would have to go through if one's nut was to get trapped in those springs
dude... why would you even think that, now im in pain just thinking about it
Yikes!
From a nut to a washer in one yelp.
We got a bleeder
Is that the Frank or beans
Watching a man rapidly descend into insanity
*Slow claps
spice dragon I was going to
Like this but I saw it had 69 likes and I couldn’t
spice dragon
*
Oh this isn't even his craziest thing! He's done WAY worse! 😀
spice dragon that’s some top notch entertainment these days
the end when he smacks in the wall cracked me up! 🤣
i cant stop laughing! 🤣🤣🤣
Seller: how stiff do you want your springs?
Colin**yes*
Bonn Production I don’t want to change the like number (69) so I’m going to just say, 👍
Sad, this is now most overplayed comment format
@@bobwarpath2395 Still funny though.
Colin: thats what she said
This bike doesn't even turn you just have to wiggle your way around lol
it goes where it wants until you get used to it
colinfurze lol
Do you actually need the steering? What would happen if you welded it solid?
steer like a motorbike, using the wheels to turn.
except on a motorbike the you still need to steer the wheels
Sometimes you have an idea but then you think "maybe it's a stupid idea, I'd better not put too much energy in that".
And then comes this guy like "I have a pretty stupid idea, let's put a shitload of effort to make it a very stupid reality".
You're the man I want to become.
cicalinarrot chasing stupid ideas, have fun stupid!
„How much Suspension do you want?“ „Yes“
Cool, it's a *BOUNCYCLE* that you made during the season known as Spring :) .
CNCmachiningisfun lol
“How much travel does it have in the front and the rear?”
...”all of it”
Nani
This is truly the Pinnacle of human achievement
'Does your bike have full suspension?'
'It has that, and more.'
'What?'
that gives new meaning to the term full suspension bicycle
Cool Springcycle Colin.
Sounds like a name
god damn it you beat me to it
The most flexible bike on Earth.
electronicsNmore how does this comment have 60 likes?
Daniel harman That's nothing, I have many channel comments in the hundreds to thousands of likes
"I smell a little bit of success!" Colin said. me be like... "he's so high that he can smell success!"
Now ride the wall of death on it!
Yeeaah boi
he burned it down.
with a pulse jet!
Rip the wall
RIP the wall of death☹️
I like this for its sheer pointless stupidity. 10/10 would watch bike-of-springs video again.
When you can't afford a Fox suspension...
*yes*
S D just get an even more expensive spring bike
😂
TO BAD, I HAVE A FULL FOX FACTORY SETUP (trying to flex)
@Oliver Stevens their just fox performance elite
9:08 "It just does weird things" laughed so hard at this🤣🤣
That scene reminded me of a dog being hurt and it’s limping 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Please send this excellent piece of entertainment to Seth's bike hacks for a proper review.
Ryan Murphy yes pls
Pls do send it to him
Or Fabio wibmer
9:09 best part of bicycle
I dont know why, but I couldn't stop rewinding and laughing at this part.
I feel like this is a project back to the channel's roots!
How much travel does your bike have?
This guy :
2:33 if this thing is even remotely rideable in about an hour, I will be "SHOCKED" lol the dad jokes
It makes me so nervous how he always wears a tie around power tools 😂
Owen Spitfire it’s a safety tie
@@griffengaine367 A clip-on one? I really hope so :-)
We would get a sharp whack across the buttocks with a three-foot steel rule by our metalwork teacher if we went near any machine tools with our ties not tucked in.
(prior to the PC brigade preventing teacher's abuse of their charges)
when i think of a bike. this doesn't really spring to mind
Zulfburht oh ffs
Zulfburht - Your not being very flexible in your definition of a bike are you?...
no not really
It's okay, once you have had some time, you'll bounce back.
lol
sounds like he's on 70 cans of redbull.
Just how i like my youtubers
9:10 that’s an ABS
Schnappsglaskolben Mtb/Moped what’s an ABS
@@AliAli-li1yo ABS stands for anti-lock braking system which is used for efficient stopping of a vehicle.
MSF gaming and tech thanks
@@AliAli-li1yo : )
MSF gaming and tech *anti-lock brakes
This is a good idea that you should make: ("HAND-CRANKED SPRING-POWERED VEHICLE"). --a vehicle that has several large springs on the back that can be individually wound up by a hand crank (or pedals, or something like that). The springs get geared down and run the wheels. While you're winding up one spring, you'll be driving off another. If you apply the brakes, or coast down a hill, you shift it into a different gear and it winds up the springs that way as well. A large flywheel keeps it going when it's stopped -------please like this so colinfurze sees it
hand cranked spring powered vehicle good idea
0:08 something's not right about that hand..
LEGOSAURUS good catch! :D
Because it's a left hand?
you're all wrong. that's obviously a walrus.
LEGOSAURUS it's a foot
I think something is definitely afoot lol.
I dont think I have ever laughed so hard before at any RUclips clip before.
Put a spring to hold the seat up XD
So happy Colin's gone back to being his weird mental self, the sponsored stuff is great but I do miss the random stuff he makes. And his joy in this video is contagious
YES!!!!! The FURZ is at it again. Please more of the classic builds. Simple. Insane. And just a blast to watch. More please
Colin has made some of the most amazing things but this is the video I always come back to as it is the perfect Furze video. It has no point, Colin laughs the whole time at the absurdity of it all. Only he could have run so far with this that he actually made it work... sort of.
Have no idea who this guy is or what his channel is about, but I like him immediately. Very entertaining mate!
I have lots of fun waching him 😀😀😀
Justin The Spaceman Pope "a whole bunch of stupid shit" : - collin furze
This is J-roc from trailer park boys
Justin The Spaceman Pope hallo introduce our music from indonesia ruclips.net/video/Jv10ArHbc18/видео.html
Jake Lewis The idea is ridiculous (obviously), but he himself is entertaining.
This project had me laughing all the way through. So damn funny. One day you gotta come back and upgrade this. Maybe supports inside the springs on other parts of the frame.
"Science isn't about why, it's about why not!" -_Cave Johnson_
I quote that everyday.
Bike: oh thank heavens, some bloke bought me from the scrapyard, not getting slagged today... wait... wait no, what are you doing?
Seems pretty good at handling impacts, you might be on to something here Colin
now if only that concept could be effectively transfered to cars
DZK312 already been done, my dude
Holy shit good idea, someone get that patented
I prefer this sooo much more than his big projects
Okay, so I think that by default this is already the world's fastest bicycle made of springs. However I'd love to see how fast you could get it going if you whacked an electric motor on the back.
No, it should be a pulse jet.
Electric motor? No. Pulse jet.
Alexander Roderick ruclips.net/video/1SoxkMPQSt8/видео.html
"If this thing is remotely rideable, I'll be shocked"
Nice one lol
I don't know how it works, really, but I turned off AdBlock and refreshed quite a few times to hopefully make up for a minuscule amount of the budget lost.
Wholesome
And don't worry, with 3 million views and 6 million subs, he makes more than his budget every minute.
Not Andrew My problem with this is, I originally though when a person has tons o' views, it means they're making a lot of money. Yes, a lot of the times it is the situation, but about half of the people using a Chrome or whichever browser, has AdBlock installed. I'm not sure whether they get money based specifically off of ads, or amount of views, or both, but I just want to make sure the effort he put in was well worth his time. So far, it seems so.
They get money off the ads and more people are watching on mobile so they see ads, and even without ads the views help to get sponsorship from companies and make the video rank better so he will get more viewers.
What are you doing with your life? You're doing your job, your job is to do interesting things, and be interesting, and that's exactly what your doing, this video is awesome, and if I'd never seen another one of your videos before and never heard of you, this would make me want to go watch more, and that's how you know your doing it right.
My only regret having watched almost every video on his channel is that there's almost nothing left.
TennoHack, I'm the guy you're talking about! Never heard of colinfurze, until today. 5.9M subs, says a lot. The Bin Stompper looks greeeeeat!
Cj noice
Cj same
I've once watched his videos until 4am... I've always watch myth busters in awe at how they can build things, same goes to this guy with a bit more character which is fun.
HAHNN I was watching them until way later the night I added that comment
Now THIS is original shit of crazy content I subscribed to. Love the video Colin
Colin has never slipped off his pedals and knacked himself on the cross bar... the horse bite from these springs would be horrendous
Oh yeah... that bike is kinda scary... even just a chain falling off could be disastrous...
"Does weird things" *Rides down slope* - *Pissed mysef*
If someone gave him a military contact, they’d probably end up getting a gundam
I think its a 40 / 60 on getting a gundam vs getting a hollowed out not so armored Tank full of water that shoots fireworks
Christopher OBrien he would end up costing the military triple their bugdet and thats saying something
SupaDanteX lol
Ggg
Christopher OBriekn
9:10 He basically built a bike with a mechanical ABS system
-„do you ride full suspension?”
-„i ride suspension”
What a weird skateboard you got there
Stop following me
Justin Y. Far out dude
Lmao.
you are freaking EVERYWHERE
Please leave us alone.
*colinfurze* I don't think I am the only one that thinks this is a genius idea, all my bikes will soon be spring bikes! Thank you for all the amazing projects.
unless you have 0 bikes, I'm not so sure that's a good idea xD
Send it to "Seth's Bike Hacks"!!!
'It seems to have a anti-bunny hop system on it' 🤣🤣🤣
Even if it’s not super practical, it looks cool!
Etan Chamare It looks coil!
*Exactly*
Colin is at his best when he's just having a bit of fun.
I would not want to have my junk that close to a heavy spring. It's like a mouth full of metal pincers
Keegz does that mean you ride a bike naked?
GAMER JOHhNY you don't?
Keegz no
But that's what safety ties are for.
Beat me by nine hours :p exactly my thoughts when i saw this :p one hell of a nutcracker xD
Brilliant and absolutely bonkers! If you need any springs for future Furze videos, get in touch - it'd be great if our springs could get involved 👍🏻
"If this thing isn't remotely ridable in about an hour, I'll be *_shocked_* "