mowing a Lawn like it's the year 3000

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @rudde7251
    @rudde7251 3 месяца назад +3472

    One of the most underappreciated features of a regular lawnmower is that the spinning blades isn't just a big knife spinning around. It is also a propeller sucking the grass up into it, exactly to combat the problem with the lawnmower chassis pushing the grass down under the spinning blades.

    • @WastedDad
      @WastedDad 3 месяца назад +222

      So if he adds a suction device at the top, he might get a better cut?

    • @brendandor
      @brendandor 3 месяца назад +87

      @@WastedDad Yup.

    • @TimnParks
      @TimnParks 3 месяца назад +38

      @@WastedDad I thought he was making the top bigger to add some suction to the top. Big ol' Box fan for something to shoot that grass confetti after it's been freed from it's earthly ties.

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 3 месяца назад +72

      @@WastedDad The major problem with that is you're basically fanning the flames though, so if any spark gets started you're in BIG trouble

    • @paradiselost9946
      @paradiselost9946 3 месяца назад +3

      *gets sucked in by the reel mower*
      hang on...
      sigh... out with the "allen scythe", commonly known as the "dog trimmer"...

  • @stickmandaninacan
    @stickmandaninacan 3 месяца назад +3909

    Ending the video with a simple single laser setup that works for the purpose intended after seeing Allen's all out brute force megawatts of lasers attempt to make "lawn mower but blade = laser" was brilliant. Never stop being you Allen

    • @error.418
      @error.418 3 месяца назад +86

      having already seen the simple one back when it first came out (rctestflight's rotating laser), this was a romp with that in the back of my mind

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 3 месяца назад +29

      i saw that other video when it came out and i was like "waith a second, i saw someone do this before! I wonder how the allen solution will work out 🤣🤣"

    • @TheBiggestBirrd
      @TheBiggestBirrd 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@error.418 you mean the lazer fly swatter?

    • @nonAehT
      @nonAehT 3 месяца назад +6

      6*30W =/= several Megawatts

    • @tristanbulluss9386
      @tristanbulluss9386 3 месяца назад

      I have a picture of a ghost on a tv.

  • @__-pl3jg
    @__-pl3jg 3 месяца назад +165

    I'VE GOT IT!.....Spinny lasers that pop out of the yard like sprinkler heads. Cut the whole yard all at once on an automated schedule 1mm at a time. Of course you'll have to have little barriers around each section of grass.

    • @Drewcardello
      @Drewcardello 2 месяца назад +5

      upvoted.

    • @MATEITHEBOY
      @MATEITHEBOY 2 месяца назад +19

      "Don't walk on the grass at 2:30 10:30, and 18:30. You will get sluced!"

    • @keith_5584
      @keith_5584 2 месяца назад +7

      Amazon Package Thieves!!!!!!

    • @_d--
      @_d-- 2 месяца назад +1

      That's how supervillains start

    • @Big_blue952
      @Big_blue952 Месяц назад +1

      Yes

  • @hacksmith
    @hacksmith 3 месяца назад +524

    LAZER RAZOR

  • @finneusredacted5689
    @finneusredacted5689 3 месяца назад +5636

    Who keeps letting this man have dangerous lasers? This is how we get supervillains people

    • @NotGabe001
      @NotGabe001 3 месяца назад +125

      I don't know but I sure don't want to stop him

    • @scuzzjumper
      @scuzzjumper 3 месяца назад +80

      It's also how we get superheroes.

    • @alexm.6148
      @alexm.6148 3 месяца назад +25

      How bad could a laser supervillain be really, or at least this guy as a laser supervillain

    • @ZelphTheWebmancer
      @ZelphTheWebmancer 3 месяца назад +14

      Allen Pan is Laser Man

    • @Pyroteknikid
      @Pyroteknikid 3 месяца назад +19

      Let him cook.
      (with LASERs)

  • @doziergames
    @doziergames 3 месяца назад +144

    You won't be mowing yards in the year 3000, we will all be living underwater. And your great great great granddaughter, is doing fine.

  • @Oscaragious
    @Oscaragious 3 месяца назад +1229

    "Something bad and obvious happened," The grass catches on fire.
    Yeah, I've been waiting for that.

    • @hawkshalfback
      @hawkshalfback 3 месяца назад +24

      I'm surprised it took that long

    • @Jamlord2061
      @Jamlord2061 3 месяца назад +3

      THAT GRASS HAS BEEN COOKED

    • @Jamlord2061
      @Jamlord2061 3 месяца назад +2

      I DID IT I FULFILLED THE PROPHECY

    • @tortilla1137
      @tortilla1137 3 месяца назад +13

      Yeah, when he mentioned California mower restrictions and lasers, I immediately thought, "And they'd also ban laser mowers as a fire hazard if they'd thought anyone would attempt them."

    • @TheGoIsWin21
      @TheGoIsWin21 3 месяца назад +2

      Honestly I clicked on the video saying to myself "there's no way that doesn't just set the gras on fire, right?" 😂

  • @demolisherman1763
    @demolisherman1763 3 месяца назад +1644

    I think the stationary lawnmower idea has merit.
    What you need to do is set up a grid across the perimeter of your entire lawn. That way you can just turn it on and let it run instead of moving around a small grid for hours.
    Bonus points because you can use it to maim trespassers.

    • @SasquatchsCousin33
      @SasquatchsCousin33 3 месяца назад +87

      I can see where Allen's head was at though, his lasers are "contained"

    • @SamanthaLaurier
      @SamanthaLaurier 3 месяца назад +109

      Reminds me of the laser security system from Over The Hedge

    • @brianblank9921
      @brianblank9921 3 месяца назад

      Man, the lawsuit from that booby trap would bankrupt Canada.

    • @error.418
      @error.418 3 месяца назад +34

      gotta level your lawn or the setup gets real wacky real fast

    • @orijimi
      @orijimi 3 месяца назад +27

      I think Allen should try making an autonomous scythe machine. A Scythe Roomba, if you will. I bet it could be more effective than a mower.

  • @Omie334
    @Omie334 3 месяца назад +58

    Lawn mowers have 2 specific elements to it. 1st is that it cuts the grass but the other part is the blades spinning create a vacuum effect to pull the grass straight. Try adding a leaf blower to suck the air upwards. it might also catch the grass on fire lol

    • @chloekaftan
      @chloekaftan 2 месяца назад

      unless the grass is really dry theres almost no chance of it catching
      fire from a laser, so just mow your loan with it after the drought is over.

  • @MichaelSuperbacker
    @MichaelSuperbacker 3 месяца назад +1010

    Allen Pan does it again!!!!!! 😮

    • @ryanpenrod1859
      @ryanpenrod1859 3 месяца назад +63

      Look everybody it's the guy!

    • @diogo9416
      @diogo9416 3 месяца назад +38

      the legend himself

    • @RavenLovesArt
      @RavenLovesArt 3 месяца назад +38

      Here i was looking for a comment mentioning Allen's michael superbacker shirt just to instead find michael superbacker himself

    • @sebastienharens
      @sebastienharens 3 месяца назад +14

      @MichaelSuperbacker Have you got your Air Umbrella yet ?

    • @lincolnsiebelink6628
      @lincolnsiebelink6628 3 месяца назад +8

      ITS THE UMBRELLA GUY

  • @LennyHirsch
    @LennyHirsch 3 месяца назад +213

    Working with a 30-40W laser and knowing the power those things have, watching this almost gave me a brain aneurysm.

    • @AXharoth
      @AXharoth 3 месяца назад

      so fukking unsafe and irresponsible

    • @nicknack125
      @nicknack125 3 месяца назад +33

      Yep, I work in the optics & photonics industry and we take laser safety VERY seriously (as you should when they can bore a hole in your head) and this stressed me out SO much

    • @sunnydays4966
      @sunnydays4966 3 месяца назад +2

      Need a 20,000 watt

    • @soflossy6447
      @soflossy6447 3 месяца назад +2

      I run a 2500 watt so this just reminds me of a toy lol

    • @LennyHirsch
      @LennyHirsch 3 месяца назад +5

      @@soflossy6447 That's the additional danger of high-power lasers: stuff that could easily fry your eyes to a cinder suddenly doesn't seem that serious hahaha

  • @eunositsme2769
    @eunositsme2769 3 месяца назад +3

    it’s honestly pretty crazy how many hours or work and time was put into the video, countless hours behind the scenes, programming, and creating to make this into a 10 minute video. it’s honestly amazing.

  • @purple-47
    @purple-47 3 месяца назад +405

    0:34 imaginary technique: purple

    • @lemongrass1191
      @lemongrass1191 3 месяца назад +30

      Gomen amanai...

    • @Igami_No_Io
      @Igami_No_Io 3 месяца назад +16

      Right now, It just feels right

    • @akfaster2418
      @akfaster2418 3 месяца назад +9

      Hollow purple

    • @RoyalTfrii
      @RoyalTfrii 3 месяца назад +29

      Throughout the lawn and his workshop, allen pan is the mowing one

    • @Emo-boy69
      @Emo-boy69 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@RoyalTfrii You God Damn Genius

  • @Morgannin
    @Morgannin 3 месяца назад +250

    I think the solution here is to set up a bunch of pop-out lasers that mow your lawn, the same way that you'd lay out an automatic sprinkler system. I think that would be a terrific idea, although dogs or delivery people might not agree if they happen to be walking on the lawn at the wrong time.

    • @jordyv.703
      @jordyv.703 3 месяца назад +33

      Or when you're done with the lawn you casually start cutting the fence

    • @SubjectDelta20
      @SubjectDelta20 3 месяца назад +8

      *(flashbacks of the Resident Evil laser room scene)*

    • @konisama6874
      @konisama6874 3 месяца назад +5

      Or something goes wrong and u blinded a bystander or something. Lawsuit waiting to happen

    • @rezlongboards3918
      @rezlongboards3918 3 месяца назад +6

      Just engineer grass seeds that yield programmable grass length. Probably already exist just a matter of time for rules and regulations.

    • @Morgannin
      @Morgannin 3 месяца назад +15

      @@rezlongboards3918 Maybe play emo music until the grass cuts itself

  • @thedude3005
    @thedude3005 Месяц назад +5

    0:53 the delivery here is just so good

  • @cargo_vroom9729
    @cargo_vroom9729 3 месяца назад +191

    Alan holding a laser pointed at a single blade of grass and watching it slowly burn through in a couple seconds: "This cuts better than a knife [it does not], lets put it in a spinning contraption so the laser only touches each blade for a fraction of a second....oh no it doesn't work."

  • @joltz..2042
    @joltz..2042 3 месяца назад +79

    The most universal thing ever is
    Person 1 - " Will this actually work? "
    Person 2 - " Uhhh.. "
    *cut to next shot*

    • @DorkkonicOTM
      @DorkkonicOTM 3 месяца назад

      "ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?"
      "I HAVE NO IDEA!"

  • @asdf9890
    @asdf9890 2 месяца назад +11

    When I mowed lawns in my younger years, I would have those weird thoughts like sprinkler head lasers that pop up and cut your whole lawn in seconds 😅. The possibilities of carnage 😂

  • @trixxyw2201
    @trixxyw2201 3 месяца назад +279

    it's so cool you gave the shoutout to Rctestflight, he's got a ton of cool projects, including a solar powered boat he rode around in Seattle waters

    • @cbpe1234
      @cbpe1234 3 месяца назад +6

      I was also just thinking about how that would be a better solution it probably still wouldn't work for a whole lawn but would be sick if you had a laser to cut your lawn. talk about flat lawns.

    • @Johnyknowhow
      @Johnyknowhow 3 месяца назад +8

      Rather funnily, Daniel was actually at Open Sauce this year so there's a very high chance that Allen met Daniel and then still shouted out his channel as if he stumbled across it lol

    • @mrlithium69
      @mrlithium69 3 месяца назад +1

      i love that channel. collab soon!

  • @CountGremlin
    @CountGremlin 3 месяца назад +152

    Can't wait to see Styro Pyro's upgraded reply to this video 😂

    • @wonderbread6100
      @wonderbread6100 3 месяца назад +10

      Ya shoulda shipped styro down and he would have allan workin in no time.

    • @Yash-c3v
      @Yash-c3v 3 месяца назад

      Do it!

    • @burgundyknight6826
      @burgundyknight6826 3 месяца назад +2

      A Lazer that removed all your grass

    • @AGI-Bingo
      @AGI-Bingo 3 месяца назад

      ​@@burgundyknight6826same thing they use for crop circles 🌀😋

  • @aussiegruber86
    @aussiegruber86 3 месяца назад +4

    I actually brought a ryobi battery mower three years ago and happily glad to say I am never buying an ice mower again. So simple and easy to use, super powerful as well.

    • @PrebleStreetRecords
      @PrebleStreetRecords 2 месяца назад +2

      The downside is you end up spending a couple mortgage payments in batteries if you want to cut anything more than a tenth of an acre.
      I’ll stick with a tractor.

    • @Tmate4444
      @Tmate4444 2 месяца назад +2

      @@PrebleStreetRecords If you need a tractor you should just get a ruminant

    • @PrebleStreetRecords
      @PrebleStreetRecords 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Tmate4444 That’s on the list but I have to build an additional barn first.

  • @sinformant
    @sinformant 3 месяца назад +124

    You need one of those pulsed laser rust removers. You can use a wide beam and they are so powerful it would instantly cut through a patch of grass in a fraction of a second

    • @jangschoen1019
      @jangschoen1019 3 месяца назад +30

      He could borrow Kevin's.

    • @sinformant
      @sinformant 3 месяца назад +3

      @@jangschoen1019 yep! That's what made me think of it

    • @nemesiswes426
      @nemesiswes426 3 месяца назад +10

      That is what I was thinking the whole video. Only problem then is half the mower is batteries and it only works for 10 seconds, lol.

    • @itsnotthat_
      @itsnotthat_ 3 месяца назад +6

      video title will either be "blinding an entire city in less than 5 seconds" or "accidentally blinding myself and my whole family for wacky content lol" depending on how far he makes it into the experiment.

    • @paradiselost9946
      @paradiselost9946 3 месяца назад +1

      when removing rust, the surface is dry. the materials are good at absorbing energy and heating up.
      water has to absorb latent heat, and it takes a LOT of energy to take it from liquid to gas... and until its removed, you are stuck at 100C.
      and its only being heated by the absorption of the "solid" matter around it, conducting heat to it. the laser cant heat the water itself, directly.

  • @Halo2965_buh
    @Halo2965_buh 3 месяца назад +134

    0:27 Allen: Combining the cursed technique Lazer Razor and cursed technique reversal Grassen fields, I can create the ultimate technique.
    Imaginary Technique: Mower of Light

    • @edgeribble
      @edgeribble 3 месяца назад +6

      Throughout the Lawns and the Fields, I alone am the Honoured One

    • @Trainguy.5771
      @Trainguy.5771 3 месяца назад +4

      “Apple shaped grass”

  • @Entity_BlackRed777
    @Entity_BlackRed777 2 месяца назад +2

    Man, YOU'RE A GENIOUS!! THIS is what lawn mower should have these days, NOT the electric mowers we got currently!!!

  • @Murpler
    @Murpler 3 месяца назад +249

    THE FUTURE IS NOW 🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @oBuLLzEyEo1013
      @oBuLLzEyEo1013 3 месяца назад +11

      OLD MAN...

    • @josephjoestar953
      @josephjoestar953 3 месяца назад +8

      Thanks to science!

    • @cjsomething4995
      @cjsomething4995 3 месяца назад

      A bunch of failures?

    • @oBuLLzEyEo1013
      @oBuLLzEyEo1013 3 месяца назад +1

      @@cjsomething4995 One of those people who if you don't get it right away you give up. A cave-man with Cheeto dust fingers. Sad...

    • @Super_ATI
      @Super_ATI 3 месяца назад

      The Future is here fuckers!

  • @PeterMcKeon
    @PeterMcKeon 3 месяца назад +14

    I'm pretty sure the reason it wasn't cutting is the high moisture content of the grass being very effective at dissipating the heat from the laser, it would probably work better on a drier medium.

    • @RoundShades
      @RoundShades 3 месяца назад

      That would cause fires though, unless cut and then moistened. I would be a fan of that, until the sprinkler is out without warning.

    • @paradiselost9946
      @paradiselost9946 3 месяца назад

      not just dissipating, but absorbing... and it takes far more energy to evaporate that water, turn it to a gas, than it does to merely heat it. and until it IS dry, you arent going to exceed 100C...

  • @CarnotaurusEnjoyer
    @CarnotaurusEnjoyer 2 месяца назад +14

    0:32 I alone am the honoured one

  • @davienyang3121
    @davienyang3121 3 месяца назад +68

    Bro always finds the most scuffed ways to do things in the most genius way possible I love this lmao

  • @chspotato4774
    @chspotato4774 3 месяца назад +24

    I love how all the engineering RUclipsrs shout eachother out, such a great community!

    • @WJCTechyman
      @WJCTechyman 3 месяца назад

      Are they actually engineers though? Because both my physics teacher in high school and when I went for engineering school both said on the first day, "follow Occam's Razor" or the more blunt way, "Keep it simple, stupid!" This video did the opposite. There's a reason why we still use physical blades to cut a lot of things. They are the fastest more effective way to cut than laser. Granted, we do use lasers and plasma gas to cut metal but often seeing the process in person is much slower than using a mower.

    • @realcupojoe
      @realcupojoe 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@WJCTechyman Their purposes are different. The things they engineer are supposed to be eye-catching, over the top, and just generally fun. The process they follow and the obstacles they overcome are engineering staples and just because their projects don't match practical industry standards doesn't mean they aren't engineers.

  • @AJ-em2rb
    @AJ-em2rb 3 месяца назад +2

    i love when people publish "failed" experiments. not only does it drive discourse towards a possible solution but also teaches so much along the way. thanks for this video. it made my day.

  • @xMegaVideos
    @xMegaVideos 3 месяца назад +42

    The world: you can direct laser beams with mirrors!
    Allen: NOOOO SPIN THE LASERS!

    • @theosparrow9508
      @theosparrow9508 3 месяца назад +2

      shouldve had them in like a thing with several lasers and also mirrors to expand the area and then have that entire thing spin, the whole grid would be going around the grass it would probably work incredibly well compared to not moving

    • @paradiselost9946
      @paradiselost9946 3 месяца назад +1

      insertion and reflection losses.
      100W laser, 99% reflective mirror... the mirror is absorbing 1W.
      any dirt ... 10W...
      the lenses... absorbing power...
      every surface that beam has to bounce off of, or transmit through, is absorbing a certain portion of the energy, and if they arent made to deal with the energy, to radiate it away somehow, they quickly fail.
      and the power falls rapidly, compounding with the number of surfaces in the path... a single lens will outperform a triple lens but the single lens will have a harder time focussing...
      its all a trade-off, a set of compromises....

    • @44R0Ndin
      @44R0Ndin 3 месяца назад

      Spin the mirror instead?

    • @44R0Ndin
      @44R0Ndin 3 месяца назад

      @@paradiselost9946
      Front surface mirrors using Gold as the reflective material are probably not as hard to make as you think.
      Just get a flat and polished piece of aluminum for one electrode of an electroplating cell, some shredded gold foil as the other electrode, get the polarity right, and pick the right electrode that facilitates motion of gold ions from the foil electrode to the polished aluminum electrode and that should gold plate the polished aluminum piece.
      Gold doesn't oxidize readily in clear air, and when Aluminum oxidizes, it creates a strongly adhered layer of Sapphire, so you can even skip the gold part if you can make your laser beam's wavelength bounce off a layer of Sapphire.
      And with the right grit, and the right lapping plate, you can polish sapphire to an incredibly reflective surface.
      Or you know, this kind of thing might be cheaply available online off like AliBaba or Ebay or Amazon, I haven't searched for it.
      But if you do this, you can probably cut that 1% loss on the clean mirror down to like 0.01%.

  • @PhatPazzo
    @PhatPazzo 3 месяца назад +78

    The tall answer isn’t to go futuristic, it’s to go back to the past. A good scythe (there is a very wide range in quality) is actually a better replacement than you’d think, with a significantly longer lifetime than most things you buy today.

    • @maple6124
      @maple6124 3 месяца назад +21

      don't forget the black hooded cloak. can't truly wield a scythe without one

    • @TheLukio
      @TheLukio 3 месяца назад +8

      Not even necessary to go back so far. A regular push cylinder mower will allow a very nice and even lawn cut.

    • @romanticmonkey
      @romanticmonkey 3 месяца назад +4

      Y'all don't mow large properties or for a living. Do y'all? Your suggestions are ludicrous. California policies are a disgrace and the reason people are leaving that state

    • @SpaghettiEnterprises
      @SpaghettiEnterprises 3 месяца назад +7

      Ok so laser scythe then?

    • @umanoomgombi3842
      @umanoomgombi3842 3 месяца назад +2

      Yeah we ain't amish, that's some hard work

  • @wedding4413
    @wedding4413 3 месяца назад +13

    Had this idea 20 years ago, glad someone built it

  • @herosvicentegonzalez7872
    @herosvicentegonzalez7872 3 месяца назад +192

    Oh no, not again

    • @mondchan49
      @mondchan49 3 месяца назад +1

      Oh chip we a go again

    • @gilflannigan3910
      @gilflannigan3910 3 месяца назад

      Nig a gets out of China 🇨🇳 😳 😐

    • @loungeking77
      @loungeking77 3 месяца назад

      hi bowl of petunias.
      how goes the infinite series of reincarnations where you are always killed by some British tosser?

  • @daniellee4807
    @daniellee4807 3 месяца назад +87

    Michael Reeves- King of Tasers
    Allen Pan- King of Lazers

  • @sabaubogdan6997
    @sabaubogdan6997 2 месяца назад +8

    2:10 'hello there!' we have general grievous at home

  • @jonahkolell
    @jonahkolell 3 месяца назад +28

    I work with industrial lazers. We used a "multifaceted mirror" (think of an octagon with mirrors on the sides) to effectively swipe a laser across surfaces. Now we just use a prism to split the beem

    • @xenibyte5898
      @xenibyte5898 3 месяца назад +1

      This is what I was thinking. Those scanners at supermarket checkouts use a single laser and a concave mirror spinning on a motor. If you had 4 of those 30w lasers focusing into a spinning mirror or a prism that could spread it out a bit then it would be much more effective. Even having the lasers created something like a bridge across the front of mower instead of the centre.

    • @WJCTechyman
      @WJCTechyman 3 месяца назад +2

      @@xenibyte5898 It would still be slow, look at laser cutters. The same goes for a plasma cutter as well. It's very slow. Also what you reference here has been obsolete in xerographic printers for a long time. They now use an array of individual focused LEDs. To both you and @jonahkolell, please refer to Occam's Razor, also known as the KISS rule, something that engineers learn early on in science as well as engineering, unless it's Germany, then, throw it out the window to put complex features into everything they make.

  • @kallusive8986
    @kallusive8986 3 месяца назад +31

    9:41 I love how the guy with the exposed toes/heel is the one stomping out the fire hahaha!

  • @BrandonWalterAshburn
    @BrandonWalterAshburn 3 месяца назад

    To actually see someone build and engineer a project I've been dreaming about since I was 9 or 10 years old is absolutely inspirational. I feel so validated knowing I'm not the only person who thought of the idea of using lasers to cut grass.

  • @adiel6336
    @adiel6336 3 месяца назад +159

    hi
    Allen still having the Michael superbacker shirt is legendary lol

    • @MichaelSuperbacker
      @MichaelSuperbacker 3 месяца назад +63

      I agree! 😮

    • @adiel6336
      @adiel6336 3 месяца назад +17

      I'm honored to have the man himself reply to my comment lol

    • @PAYDAY505
      @PAYDAY505 3 месяца назад +1

      w nazuna pfp

  • @CopperCreekCuts
    @CopperCreekCuts 3 месяца назад +23

    That poor grass experienced war crimes.

  • @justlooking6898
    @justlooking6898 2 месяца назад +1

    Absolutely hilarious and I'm glad someone is working a homemade edition.
    End comment was a real 'capper', lol---😂😂🤩🤩😁😁

  • @Champion919Games
    @Champion919Games 3 месяца назад +47

    0:30 “I’m sorry Amanai…this lawn has to get cut somehow…” - Gojo, the landscaping one

    • @VijayKumar-fj6zu
      @VijayKumar-fj6zu 3 месяца назад

      Cursed technique amplification blue cursed technique reversal red imaginary technique hollow purple

    • @Champion919Games
      @Champion919Games 3 месяца назад +1

      @@VijayKumar-fj6zu "Mowing Technique, Purple" - Gojo, the landscaping one

  • @jakeuff
    @jakeuff 3 месяца назад +5

    Allen, I’m not sure if you’ll see this but I just wanted to say that I absolutely LOVE these fun videos. I love to see these absolutely crazy ideas come to life, even if they don’t work out how you hoped from the beginning. I hope you continue to have fun reimagining these mundane household items.

  • @npsit1
    @npsit1 3 месяца назад +21

    1:17 I feel like a rotating mirror would be a better solution than turning the entire laser emitter. But also, a mower blade lifts the grass to perk it up while cutting but also expel it from the cutting area - assuming you have a discharge of some type. Potentially if you have a combiner reflector to focus all lasers into a single beam, it could cut the grass much more quickly

  • @ヤモです
    @ヤモです 3 месяца назад +156

    0:14 did you fart here

  • @dancarusone
    @dancarusone 3 месяца назад

    I love the concept, as well as the tinkering that this dude is doing. That's how engineers and inventors get started.
    That said, thankfully for you Californians a Lowe's electric lawn mower (I believe the brand is called kobalt) is somewhere in the 300.00 range. If you add a couple of extra batteries, that puts it closer to the $500 range but, I recommend it if you're going to go electric because then you just swap out the batteries when your lawn mower quits halfway through the job.
    So far that's worked very well for me.
    By the way, it wasn't my intention to go electric, I just did it because I wanted the batteries for an extended chainsaw.

  • @judgegroovyman
    @judgegroovyman 3 месяца назад +7

    3:40 "It gave the grass a mohawk?" A Mow-Hawk 🤓

  • @graefx
    @graefx 3 месяца назад +62

    That 10:01 walrus was innocent

    • @MagnusJarngrimrson
      @MagnusJarngrimrson 3 месяца назад

      That poor walrus didn't deserve his fate 😢

    • @DoctorNemmo
      @DoctorNemmo 3 месяца назад

      They killed Jamie !

    • @LonewolfOfSD
      @LonewolfOfSD 3 месяца назад

      @@MagnusJarngrimrson That might have been a court mandated culling.

    • @graefx
      @graefx 3 месяца назад +1

      @@DoctorNemmo HIS NAME WAS BUSTY 😭 I could have saved him if I was stronger.

  • @justdoingitjim7095
    @justdoingitjim7095 Месяц назад

    Right now the robot autonomous mowers are king of the electrics. They're just like a robot room vacuum, but for your yard. But, these mow in a grid pattern that they "learn" and can learn to avoid obstacles. When the battery starts getting low or it's through mowing, it returns to it's station outside to recharge and wait for it's next scheduled mowing session. No garage needed, but a small cover over top of it's charging station will help keep it from getting "weathered!"

  • @zacharyvian4484
    @zacharyvian4484 3 месяца назад +47

    10:08 not the walrus

  • @JoelIvoryJohnson
    @JoelIvoryJohnson 3 месяца назад +25

    8:50 - I feel like there is risk of a lawn fire in dry season.

    • @JoelIvoryJohnson
      @JoelIvoryJohnson 3 месяца назад +6

      9:40 - I should have watched the entire video before commenting.

    • @JustPassinThru-s5y
      @JustPassinThru-s5y 3 месяца назад

      If it was dry then it would work 😂

    • @OutdoorsPNW
      @OutdoorsPNW 2 месяца назад

      Why would you mow the lawn in dry season?

  • @1AngryDonkeyRoper
    @1AngryDonkeyRoper 3 месяца назад

    Good on you for finding a more cost-effective mower then electric. You could also move.... or converting your lawn into a giant stone driveway. Its nice to turn your entire property into vehicle storage.

  • @anthonyhazel8391
    @anthonyhazel8391 3 месяца назад +92

    0:58 What the Fu-

    • @knighthavok4161
      @knighthavok4161 3 месяца назад +3

      -ck, are you crazy?
      ...yes

    • @wisdomvisionf.
      @wisdomvisionf. 3 месяца назад +2

      We're breaking the time continuum or the paradox here.

    • @gargolgaming8101
      @gargolgaming8101 3 месяца назад

      i had the same reaction he did

  • @flyer617
    @flyer617 3 месяца назад +5

    Use a much higher powered pulse laser. This vaporizes rather than heats. You will still need to suck up the cuttings so they don't waste energy getting cut even more.

  • @FixtIt
    @FixtIt 3 месяца назад

    I commend you for posting this despite the failure. It was very interesting and the concept has potential.

  • @reed6514
    @reed6514 3 месяца назад +21

    9:23 "really good" lol

  • @lukasdavidson4469
    @lukasdavidson4469 3 месяца назад +6

    'Backdoor scientist' had me gigglin hard. Love you, Kevin

  • @adamduncan5371
    @adamduncan5371 2 месяца назад

    KiwiCo is a good gift for my nephew who likes learning tech from projects like i did as a kid! I used to have a 160-in-1 electronic project board with manual. Super cool lawnmower and environmentally friendly 😎

  • @jpotter2086
    @jpotter2086 3 месяца назад +16

    Around 8:23 mark, fingers within inches of the laser grid .... yikes. 30W is more than enough to make you sorry!
    SOURCE: Me, having VERY briefly taken ~45W to a thumb once. Like touching an old school electric cig lighter. (Why do I do these things???)

  • @DaxSudo
    @DaxSudo 3 месяца назад +13

    1:34 y not just put the lasers on the outside and point them at a spinning mirror like how every modern radar works?

  • @Ohyeah199
    @Ohyeah199 Месяц назад +1

    Alright, here’s an idea i had a while ago but I don’t exactly have the ability to make it, i call it the “mega pizza cutter”. So first you get a sawblade and attach it to a handle like a pizza cutter, but this could only be really dangerous if it was spinning, so because motors need batteries you attach a tiny gear to the blade. And a big gear to a ball bearing , then put the ball bearing on the handle plus a handle for cranking the big gear which cranks the little gear really fast which cranks the blade really fast, and then chain it to one of those armored padded gloves and put the glove on. Sorry if that was too much to read

  • @whatislife7363
    @whatislife7363 3 месяца назад +169

    why is no one talking about how California banned regular lawnmowers?

    • @jesseromo7646
      @jesseromo7646 3 месяца назад +51

      California unfortunately banned all new small engines rated 25 horsepower or less. This includes two stroke and 4 stroke engines. This new law was put into effect as of 2024 but was signed into effect about 2020ish (thanks Newsome).
      People can still buy gas powered equipment if it's old stock or technically if the engine was made 2023 or older. But most stores are too scared to restock new old stuff. Or if you know where to look and buy you still can get new stuff.
      Also if you've owned gas powered equipment prior to the ban you are safe to still own and operate it. It's just the new stuff.

    • @Tekel-Upharsin
      @Tekel-Upharsin 3 месяца назад

      California keeps voting in Democrats. They can get what they vote for. ID10Ts, none-the-less.

    • @mrorangejuice9682
      @mrorangejuice9682 3 месяца назад

      Ngl it sounds dumb asf 😂

    • @SomeDude-gs7om
      @SomeDude-gs7om 3 месяца назад

      People aren't surprised by California banning stuff anymore.

    • @markasiala6355
      @markasiala6355 3 месяца назад +21

      @@jesseromo7646 Time to LS swap the lawnmower!

  • @airconman1
    @airconman1 3 месяца назад +6

    that was dangerous 8:26

  • @odintillgren3212
    @odintillgren3212 18 дней назад +1

    This state has banned gas mowers because of the potential combustion hazards in dry wildfire prone areas. Clearly the answer is a mower that burns grass in order to cut it.

  • @starflows6276
    @starflows6276 3 месяца назад +6

    Just watched the whole video within 30 seconds. Love it. Keep it up man.

  • @bale7297
    @bale7297 3 месяца назад +22

    Papa Allen's back with the milk hell yeah

  • @Augufgufg
    @Augufgufg 2 месяца назад +2

    0:57 favorite part of video ngl

  • @benjaminfrohns
    @benjaminfrohns 3 месяца назад +5

    Honey, did you mow the grass yet? Yes, don't you see the fire?
    I love it.

    • @DemePoole
      @DemePoole 3 месяца назад

      The name of the video should be: How to set your lawn on fire with this ONE WEIRD TRICK

  • @looktheregoesmybrains1867
    @looktheregoesmybrains1867 3 месяца назад +7

    The double Allen scenes 😂😂😂 they had me in stitches

  • @thkyou85
    @thkyou85 3 месяца назад

    Agreed not only could a fan of some sort help raise the grass similar to the blade of a standard lawn mower but it could also assist in cooling the lasers and assist with the discharge of clippings. The trick would be keeping the grass still enough to be cut. Maybe back to the drawing board. 😊

  • @Moj94
    @Moj94 3 месяца назад +4

    Well the title seems accurate. At this pace, You'll be done mowing the lawn by 3000.

  • @fofer5586
    @fofer5586 3 месяца назад +5

    3:48 "it gave the grass a mow-hawk"

  • @brendachavez3966
    @brendachavez3966 2 месяца назад +4

    0:58 that’s what I was thinking

  • @Mr_Toodles
    @Mr_Toodles 3 месяца назад +10

    thank you california for making us reinvent the lawn mower with even less efficient means lol

    • @Onlyawesome95
      @Onlyawesome95 2 месяца назад +2

      Another solution : move out of california

  • @LegosAreFood
    @LegosAreFood 3 месяца назад +8

    9:55 man our brains delete stuff. I’ve seen that video 😂

  • @justlooking6898
    @justlooking6898 2 месяца назад +1

    1. Add a wetted rear roller to it as a fire extinguisher, lol. 2. Go faster. 😏

  • @deadbody408
    @deadbody408 3 месяца назад +9

    2:55 I'm in too deep now

    • @1_of_4
      @1_of_4 3 месяца назад

      Me too!! Let’s do it together!!

    • @RDStuffage
      @RDStuffage 3 месяца назад

      What the fuck that comment came on the screen exactly at fucking 2:55 wish I could post a picture with it to this comment

    • @KrepsyK
      @KrepsyK 3 месяца назад

      My exact thought at the exact time.

  • @darioferretti3758
    @darioferretti3758 3 месяца назад +4

    Quite sure rctestflight also made an automated laser mower.. that only took a couple weeks to mow the lawn

  • @danman2070
    @danman2070 2 месяца назад

    Thousands of dollars, one grass fire, and a laser mower that barely cuts.. Thanks for showing us this.. When laser lawn mowers come out on the market I'll revert back to the petrol version. LOL. Great video! Thanks!

  • @SirNobleIZH
    @SirNobleIZH 3 месяца назад +14

    0:55
    OH NO
    PALLEN ANN

  • @idk-b4p
    @idk-b4p 3 месяца назад +6

    GET THIS MAN ON SHARK TANK 🗣🗣🗣

  • @matthewmathis62
    @matthewmathis62 3 месяца назад +1

    1:26
    [Here enters dependable engineer consultant]
    "And he told me use tape to stick the batteries to the spinny part."
    I actually laughed out loud at this.
    Funny! :P

  • @Zeyek1
    @Zeyek1 3 месяца назад +7

    6:52 that reminds me of that movie Resident Evil on that one scene when the lasers cut through the humans

  • @ftgwynn
    @ftgwynn 3 месяца назад +10

    Dangit. Now I have 24 hours to mow my lawn

  • @megagreatgodlywhiteshark2929
    @megagreatgodlywhiteshark2929 2 месяца назад +1

    Add another pair of lasers but with more watt power and have them be cross over and under each other laser boxes ect

  • @FriedMonkey362
    @FriedMonkey362 3 месяца назад +13

    0:40 is that gojo's song
    "Gomen amanai"

  • @Burrito-Kitten57455
    @Burrito-Kitten57455 2 месяца назад +4

    Question for kiwi co. Can I make a full farm with it???? 5:33

  • @mitchelldalton7405
    @mitchelldalton7405 2 месяца назад

    Put a vacuum hood on the middle circle of the lazermower, the vacuum pressure will straighten the grass, remove cut grass and also cool the lazers

  • @thegamercanine5127
    @thegamercanine5127 3 месяца назад +7

    I remember being super fixated on the idea of a lazer lawnmower as a kid, I'm glad you did it so I could see that it doesn't really work all that well

  • @ProSureString
    @ProSureString 3 месяца назад +11

    fire

  • @Leaf_Raker
    @Leaf_Raker 3 месяца назад

    One of the big issues is that each laser is spending the vast majority of its time doing nothing and not burning anything. My opinion, mirrors are your best friend here. Even one laser at full mirror efficiency would be extremely effective. But you could use several lasers at very very slightly different elevations, all utilizing the same round mirror array, which would cut grass ridiculously efficiently and will likely come close to a real mower. Would love to see a version 2

  • @lowiq888
    @lowiq888 3 месяца назад +7

    Grass is really hard to burn. I have a giant pile of grass and if you throw some on red hot coals it will barely burn, and put out the fire. The other problem with a laser mower is that you would likely cause a grass fire if it works. Grass that is standing up and dry seems to burn very easily. Crab grass if what I got. I got about 500 pounds of cut Crab Grass and herbs and it won't burn. It would probably take 20 gallons of gas to burn it.

  • @ABean56
    @ABean56 3 месяца назад +4

    Finally been waiting for this

  • @ytjessaie
    @ytjessaie 3 месяца назад

    This is why hair trimmers have a comb directing and extending the hair right befroe the blade. You could also alternatively have a shop vac pulling it up and freeing the cut grass from the way right above the line.

  • @Evanski
    @Evanski 3 месяца назад +9

    6:06 the game was rigged from the start

  • @Palizoid
    @Palizoid 3 месяца назад +4

    Can't have a gas lawn mower, but billionaires can have multiple houses the size of a suburb that require a small power station to run? Right got it

  • @tardigrademicro
    @tardigrademicro 3 месяца назад +1

    I have an idea/challenge
    Make the regular boring lawnmower blades auto-stabilize over the bumpy terrain

  • @Tai2Talented_Official
    @Tai2Talented_Official 3 месяца назад +7

    Clicked as fast as i got the notification 😂

  • @zixvirzjghamn737
    @zixvirzjghamn737 3 месяца назад +8

    4:00 homestuck