Real Hydraulic Scissor Lift Shoes

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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @superdaveofendor
    @superdaveofendor 6 лет назад +3756

    Mr. Furze. The answer is not the Shoes... The answer is the SHED! I want to see a hydraulic Shed.

    • @nothanks7752
      @nothanks7752 6 лет назад +146

      "Is this shed getting TALLER!"

    • @BigButtocks967
      @BigButtocks967 6 лет назад +95

      Oh don't say that otherwise he will build one.

    • @Xeridanus
      @Xeridanus 6 лет назад +52

      @@BigButtocks967 That's the idea! :D

    • @tino_moser_999
      @tino_moser_999 6 лет назад +17

      That would be unique (i guess) worldwide

    • @imajoey6594
      @imajoey6594 6 лет назад +21

      The thing is if he gets a good sponsorship that might happen

  • @jacksont94
    @jacksont94 6 лет назад +129

    One of the best channels on RUclips for that pure BRITISH ENERGY

  • @hacksmith
    @hacksmith 6 лет назад +614

    I've always wanted to see this done! I wonder if a more portable version could be done with CO2 cylinders and pneumatics...
    Also I think I have the exact same pump we bought for testing the power loader hydraulics!

    • @IrchaMan
      @IrchaMan 6 лет назад +14

      Sounds like a project for you then? 😉

    • @mbrault1990
      @mbrault1990 6 лет назад +15

      I think everyone who grew up watching things like Inspector Gadget have all wanted to see this done! ....dear God yes! He needs to make a real life go go gadget helicopter hat!!!!

    • @grayzer8777
      @grayzer8777 6 лет назад +4

      Ayy Hacksmith

    • @adynheinley5661
      @adynheinley5661 6 лет назад +2

      Omg i love your videos

    • @human-ui9gy
      @human-ui9gy 5 лет назад +1

      ello :D

  • @angeleaterstudios1004
    @angeleaterstudios1004 5 лет назад +1462

    As a 6' 5" man, I'm scared that no one will need me after these shoes become mass produced.

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 года назад +42

      That'll be a good thing, though. All those old women asking if you can reach the top shelf.

    • @MinnesotaState
      @MinnesotaState 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @CM-xr9oq
      @CM-xr9oq 4 года назад +5

      @@MrNight-dg1ug That's not a good thing. That means no sugar-mama

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 года назад +9

      @@CM-xr9oq ew

    • @fatnonce7042
      @fatnonce7042 4 года назад +5

      AngelEater Studios if you wear them anyway people will still need you so they can get the top shoe in sports direct 😂😂

  • @dandk_
    @dandk_ 6 лет назад +1377

    I love how he put an extra rubber sole on the shoe to prevent damaging the workshop floor yet dragged a 26ft tree around the house carpet lol

    • @hurt06
      @hurt06 6 лет назад +4

      Ikr🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @weeham9647
      @weeham9647 6 лет назад +4

      Martha Meza shut up

    • @weeham9647
      @weeham9647 6 лет назад +2

      Martha Meza ur so disgusting. Just go away

    • @bitai683
      @bitai683 6 лет назад +1

      @Jennifer Jameson bot

    • @weeham9647
      @weeham9647 6 лет назад

      Jennifer Jameson I swear just go away

  • @colinfurze
    @colinfurze  6 лет назад +263

    When you just need that extra 12 inches lol.........I knew having hydraulic power on tap would come in handy. Something changed towards the end of this video, can you guess what?

    • @marvinschmidt4174
      @marvinschmidt4174 6 лет назад +4

      Colin we Love your channel!

    • @zebrathing69
      @zebrathing69 6 лет назад +21

      *You should make a scissor lift arm with boxing glove attached. “Like data from the goonies”*

    • @axtonprice
      @axtonprice 6 лет назад +11

      giggity

    • @stephangosselsberger9861
      @stephangosselsberger9861 6 лет назад +3

      Hydraulic drill press?
      Or hydraulic door opener?

    • @axtonprice
      @axtonprice 6 лет назад

      Your the best colin

  • @lootbox289
    @lootbox289 6 лет назад +481

    Colin Furze: I'm not that tall huh?
    Colin Furze: I'll design the shed to fit my height exactly, it's a shame no one else will fit in here.
    Colin Furze 10 minutes later: I want to be taller and so I will build scissor lift shoes that will make it uncomfortable for me in my shed just like everybody else.

    • @colinfurze
      @colinfurze  6 лет назад +60

      I'm loving these comments

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 6 лет назад +3

      Not everyone eles. He's over 6ft. Most people in Britain will be fine. If he had a Dutch person over it might cause problems.

    • @theasian3641
      @theasian3641 6 лет назад

      @@colinfurze ikr

    • @brianm6337
      @brianm6337 6 лет назад +1

      Warwick Davis has entered the comment section

    • @brianm6337
      @brianm6337 6 лет назад +1

      Chewbacca has left the comments section

  • @zaydpatel7554
    @zaydpatel7554 5 лет назад +611

    Colins nephew: im too small to go on that ride.
    Colin: hold my wrench

  • @shootingstar0312
    @shootingstar0312 5 лет назад +3086

    Obi-wan Kenobi Presents:
    *The portable Highground*

    • @garryghastopulous9722
      @garryghastopulous9722 5 лет назад +27

      nice

    • @gavinmalone8300
      @gavinmalone8300 5 лет назад +78

      Luke (lift going up) wait a minute... aaand ok, NOW I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND.

    • @matthewlafee5165
      @matthewlafee5165 5 лет назад +20

      That is fucking hilarious man

    • @johndoughboy2431
      @johndoughboy2431 5 лет назад +22

      and then luke unplugs his hydraulic cables

    • @rainbowblitzcrank5161
      @rainbowblitzcrank5161 5 лет назад +23

      Anakin: "Don't make me kill you."
      Obi-wan: "It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!"
      Anakin: "W-What? The fight just..."
      *turns around*
      Anakin: "Whaaaaat..."

  • @Daytonafox1
    @Daytonafox1 6 лет назад +121

    End statement was cracking!!!! Awesome!!!!

  • @AZTigerMMA
    @AZTigerMMA 6 лет назад +661

    Walks up to tall chick,… What’s up babe....**Elevator shoes begin to rise

    • @Ethanolamine
      @Ethanolamine 6 лет назад +34

      Could work in a different way for a small chick...IF you know what I mean...

    • @Terminate1783
      @Terminate1783 6 лет назад +8

      @@Ethanolamine
      I see what u did there
      (Insert lennyface here)

    • @ghettogecko2266
      @ghettogecko2266 6 лет назад +4

      @@Terminate1783 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @otis5757
      @otis5757 6 лет назад

      @@ghettogecko2266 thats a bad lenny face

    • @otis5757
      @otis5757 6 лет назад +4

      lol (凸 ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)凸

  • @judahthekid3768
    @judahthekid3768 5 лет назад +246

    Five years ago "I'm not really a metal worker" 2019
    "let's weld this, stud-weld this, plasma cut this, simple"

  • @ifl_kraken1780
    @ifl_kraken1780 6 лет назад +1270

    Everyone subscribe to him he’s a nice man and look how much time he puts into these videos

    • @zkkety8508
      @zkkety8508 6 лет назад +4

      Ok

    • @lb2219
      @lb2219 6 лет назад +13

      i already am subscribed to him since 1k cos hes a good bloke

    • @Beezwax99GB
      @Beezwax99GB 6 лет назад +3

      very wholesome comment... haha

    • @foobar879
      @foobar879 6 лет назад +2

      Also more suscribe mor fireworks :D

    • @theasian3641
      @theasian3641 6 лет назад

      ok

  • @KirbyGamingLive
    @KirbyGamingLive 6 лет назад +538

    Look dorris the weirdo next door is looking over the bush again

    • @rclabbotics5413
      @rclabbotics5413 6 лет назад +11

      There was a shot of him from next door so he must be friendly with Dorris :D or maybe he went and found a random Bush in the country somewhere.

    • @KirbyGamingLive
      @KirbyGamingLive 6 лет назад +7

      @@rclabbotics5413 maybe he built dorris?

    • @KirbyGamingLive
      @KirbyGamingLive 6 лет назад +7

      Or maybe just maybe, he put a camera in next doors garden without asking 😂

    • @DrixFlores
      @DrixFlores 6 лет назад +3

      Maybe he is dorris

    • @thatmonkben2961
      @thatmonkben2961 6 лет назад +1

      Tommy Sabaduquia plot twist

  • @Cheetahprint85
    @Cheetahprint85 6 лет назад +201

    “Not the longest of strokes”....
    *Giggity*

  • @theoshaule
    @theoshaule 4 года назад +125

    Obi-Wan: "I have the high ground!"
    Anakin: *crank lifts* "No I have the high ground"

  • @speedstriker
    @speedstriker 6 лет назад +605

    Don't you just hate it when people keep hanging bags of your favourite chips on strings tied your sunroom's rafters?

  • @natsudragneel2258
    @natsudragneel2258 5 лет назад +72

    I love how much he enjoys the finished product of his creations

  • @Freizeitflugsphaere
    @Freizeitflugsphaere 6 лет назад +284

    Didn't the tie work for hearing protection?🤔

    • @shadowslayer7600
      @shadowslayer7600 6 лет назад +5

      Why do you think he's always yelling

    • @sw3aterCS_
      @sw3aterCS_ 6 лет назад

      Shadow Slayer good point

    • @miketipping1583
      @miketipping1583 6 лет назад

      it handles eye protection when grinding metal too!

  • @danielpascoe7788
    @danielpascoe7788 4 года назад +83

    “I’m going to go off and do a bit of scissoring!”

  • @Hawk013
    @Hawk013 5 лет назад +24

    All I can think is "Why is this random guy on RUclips following better fabrication and machine practices than half of the places I've worked?" You're a good example for the home shop mechanics out there, keep up the good work. And I love seeing all the builds that I would have totally done myself if I had any time or money.

  • @gleb7247
    @gleb7247 6 лет назад +225

    This looks like the beginning of the wallice and gromit leg-suit😂😂😂

    • @Xeridanus
      @Xeridanus 6 лет назад +2

      He should make that!

    • @thomcaffrey4167
      @thomcaffrey4167 6 лет назад +1

      Oh my god yes!!!

    • @galahad6300
      @galahad6300 6 лет назад

      The techno trousers! Or more familiarly known as "The wrong trousers". If Colin makes them, it'll be: The right trousers

    • @dankarn4922
      @dankarn4922 6 лет назад

      Yes, just yes, its right up his alley as well

    • @gleb7247
      @gleb7247 6 лет назад

      He talks a bit like Wallice too

  • @whereeveritgoes
    @whereeveritgoes 5 лет назад +1055

    In my area:
    Explosion: *exists*
    Everyone: Panics.
    In Furze's area:
    Explosion: *exists*
    Everyone: Ahh Mr. Furze is making another video. **sips a cup of tea**

    • @aev5656
      @aev5656 5 лет назад +49

      Awang Budiman I mean, my school bus goes past his house every day so I can say that this is true

    • @georgemcgeough3513
      @georgemcgeough3513 5 лет назад +6

      Awang Budiman underrated comment 😂

    • @phcgamer8733
      @phcgamer8733 5 лет назад +12

      @@aev5656 Lucky! Ever seen anything happening?

    • @jacobhinchliffe6237
      @jacobhinchliffe6237 5 лет назад +2

      The council must be knocking on his door a lot!

    • @Joshuavlogsgames
      @Joshuavlogsgames 5 лет назад

      @poo

  • @Metaman-mo6tt
    @Metaman-mo6tt 5 лет назад +727

    The only person needed to storm Area 51

    • @knexxpert
      @knexxpert 5 лет назад +19

      Him and The Hacksmith!

    • @captainbybbl6835
      @captainbybbl6835 5 лет назад +4

      Yea him and hacksmith

    • @Gemini.308
      @Gemini.308 5 лет назад

      All of you people are psychos. The storming of area 51 didn't even happen on the day it was supposed to be "Stormed". We all knew it was a big joke. We aren't stupid like you people are. Everyone knew that all y'all were just talking shit. You didn't scare nobody with your "threats". Face it, all you people are just still pretty salty just from the fact that you lost the last election when trump was elected. Bunch of crybabies you all are. You didn't see us crying when dumb ass Obama was in office. Yea sure, we didn't like it. But we sure as hell didn't make threats like storming Area 51. You guys are just hurting yourselves. And the whole gun control thing, why do you think Russian is afraid to invade us? Huh? Gee idk maybe its because we are the only country left around that lets the american citizens have the right to own a firearm. THAT, is why nobody fucks with our country! Get a brain people.

    • @bannanrepublic937
      @bannanrepublic937 5 лет назад +2

      @@Gemini.308 it's not the 20th of September yet

    • @user-mf3tm6wb3p
      @user-mf3tm6wb3p 5 лет назад +1

      Also the hacksmith

  • @shanepoth2877
    @shanepoth2877 6 лет назад +360

    Colinfurze logic:
    Perfect size for shed,
    No wait I need to be taller so I can bang my head on some beams.

    • @williamrose3413
      @williamrose3413 6 лет назад +1

      @Thanos The Memelord But only if a sensor has detected that they are too tall

    • @ethanr4707
      @ethanr4707 6 лет назад

      @@williamrose3413 Triggered by a touch sensor on the beam on the door frame?

    • @williamrose3413
      @williamrose3413 6 лет назад +1

      @@ethanr4707 I was thinking an IR beam at the top but that would probably be simpler

    • @sup3rjulius
      @sup3rjulius 6 лет назад +1

      @@williamrose3413 or just have a blade swing out anyway, shorter visitors will not get their heads cut anyway

    • @williamrose3413
      @williamrose3413 6 лет назад +1

      @@sup3rjulius But the suggestion was to cut their feet off, not their heads

  • @darabradley5173
    @darabradley5173 6 лет назад +530

    No4 on trending (above the Fortnite season 8 trailer)
    I’m so proud of this community

    • @jammysardines2455
      @jammysardines2455 6 лет назад +4

      Dara Bradley sorry to break it to u bud but RUclips chooses which videos get on trending and how high up they get

    • @Razakaratekid
      @Razakaratekid 6 лет назад +2

      @@jammysardines2455 True, I recall fortnite was at 9th and 10th was a 5 a side football with only 61k views so yep youtube picks.

    • @Sharpless2
      @Sharpless2 6 лет назад +1

      Agreed.
      Also, EVERYTHING should be over fortnite. But i fear there is another game coming, which will be even worse than fortnite.

    • @hiccupyboi
      @hiccupyboi 6 лет назад +1

      @@Sharpless2 Apex? Or worse? (Not hating on Apex, just not a fan of battle royale games personally)

    • @Sharpless2
      @Sharpless2 6 лет назад

      @@hiccupyboi idk if its apex, and tbh i dont wanna know lmao..

  • @dailydrift9804
    @dailydrift9804 6 лет назад +342

    At the end when he says I’m gonna go do a bit of scissoring! No.. no that’s not right... 😂

    • @Gartral
      @Gartral 6 лет назад +1

      @@kyliecervantes9839I honestly can't tell if that's legit spam, or you poking fun at spammers..

    • @DylanM-he1vi
      @DylanM-he1vi 6 лет назад

      Gartral
      It’s spam

    • @yourboio3636
      @yourboio3636 6 лет назад

      What do you mean when you say that

    • @DylanM-he1vi
      @DylanM-he1vi 6 лет назад +1

      Uni Catz
      What?

    • @poiiihy
      @poiiihy 6 лет назад

      Gartral what are you talking about?

  • @The_Mr_mak
    @The_Mr_mak 3 года назад +17

    “So I’m gonna go off and do a bit of scissoring” -Colin 2019

  • @ДаняКот-н7з
    @ДаняКот-н7з 5 лет назад +555

    "How to break your ankle, detailed instructions"

  • @AGlimpseInside
    @AGlimpseInside 6 лет назад +425

    Should’ve used “Airwalks” Missed opportunity.

    • @marsbase3729
      @marsbase3729 6 лет назад +5

      right, lol, low top Airwalk were my favorite shoes during mid to late '90's

    • @needlermasta
      @needlermasta 6 лет назад +8

      He'd have to be on pneumatics not hydraulics then ahaha

    • @Daddychill945
      @Daddychill945 6 лет назад

      He can still switch it quik

    • @P5YcHoM4N
      @P5YcHoM4N 6 лет назад +6

      @@jameshamaker9321 Yes, being English, we have no idea what this Nike you speak of is, is it just an Americanism for Hike? Because we do go on hikes over here.

    • @fasteddieskustoms
      @fasteddieskustoms 6 лет назад

      @@needlermasta good point

  • @jacobfletcher-mcinerney285
    @jacobfletcher-mcinerney285 6 лет назад +118

    i think you should gift them to Richard Hammond.

  • @KnightoftheSorryFace
    @KnightoftheSorryFace 5 лет назад +32

    Imagine his neighbours just seeing him walking about in these.
    Ah look he's going for a walk like a nor-. What the hell are those.

  • @MercenaryPen
    @MercenaryPen 5 лет назад +219

    Eventually, he'll combine a whole bunch of these projects into a single powered exoskeleton... gives us something to look forward to in 2028, right?

    • @Mephiston
      @Mephiston 5 лет назад +18

      wolverine claws with flamethrowers, extending scissor lift shoes with magnetic soles, portable thermite launcher.. and a giant pulse jet farting at France.

    • @Piromanofeliz
      @Piromanofeliz 5 лет назад +11

      #ColinEndgame#MakeItHappen

    • @elgurkus6885
      @elgurkus6885 5 лет назад +6

      and then he is a walking 500 kilo lump of weaponized steel

    • @jamesmccann5644
      @jamesmccann5644 5 лет назад +1

      @@elgurkus6885 soo, Iron Man?

    • @danielwalker26
      @danielwalker26 5 лет назад +3

      Please do not give him any ideas. He is one accident away from becoming a supervillain.

  • @GeorgTheGr8
    @GeorgTheGr8 6 лет назад +244

    When you're not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster:

    •  6 лет назад +2

      Yespacito i see you literally everywhere, and i like it

    • @emm_4595
      @emm_4595 6 лет назад +1

      Bruh, you're literally becoming the new Justin Y.

  • @Taikamuna
    @Taikamuna 6 лет назад +1430

    Welcome to the hydraulic lift channel

    • @patemathic
      @patemathic 6 лет назад +11

      20th comment I've seen from you dude

    • @yananscunt
      @yananscunt 6 лет назад +18

      This dude comments on every big channel to gain subs and it’s annoying

    • @bryanr9082
      @bryanr9082 6 лет назад +5

      Go through his shitty videos and downvote them to trach him a lesson.

    • @gerasimger15
      @gerasimger15 6 лет назад +1

      Taikamuna 😂

    • @daanvanrijnsoever3621
      @daanvanrijnsoever3621 6 лет назад

      Taikamuna brooooooo where can you not comment

  • @DannySullivanMusic
    @DannySullivanMusic 5 лет назад +51

    Send me a pair of these so I can make it in the NBA

    • @sethbigboy324
      @sethbigboy324 5 лет назад +2

      NOT IF I STEAL THEN FIRST-ow stop-stop hitting me-WHY AND HOW IS HIS DESK HITTING ME?

  • @deadman7224
    @deadman7224 6 лет назад +1729

    Richard Hammond wants to know your location.

    • @TheBeavadelic
      @TheBeavadelic 6 лет назад +16

      Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    • @danilomaric4277
      @danilomaric4277 6 лет назад +7

      Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    • @Jarvalicious
      @Jarvalicious 6 лет назад +5

      Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    • @denniz6316
      @denniz6316 6 лет назад +6

      Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    • @mazdamiata786
      @mazdamiata786 6 лет назад +25

      Not all people understand this joke lol.

  • @alexglover1900
    @alexglover1900 6 лет назад +320

    Like if Colin is the most positive guy in the world

  • @darkmessiah6744
    @darkmessiah6744 6 лет назад +49

    I can't believe it's been 12 years since this channel was created. A lot of good came out of it.

    • @garystinten9339
      @garystinten9339 6 лет назад +1

      Dark Messiah i would love a full blown turkey spinner.
      obviously a home version that does the tatoes and veggies too and cooks the chook or whatever roast..
      don't care for ovens.. they dry out your roast..

    • @darkmessiah6744
      @darkmessiah6744 6 лет назад +1

      @@garystinten9339: true.

  • @rocklofttools
    @rocklofttools 4 года назад +45

    "A size 9 hydraulic ram. Bootiful!"
    Not a wasted pun opportunity.

  • @sportmodel9526
    @sportmodel9526 5 лет назад +257

    "It's not the longest of strokes...giggidy"
    😂

  • @shmilyky586
    @shmilyky586 6 лет назад +365

    *When your trying to make the basketball team*

    • @GOAT_GOATERSON
      @GOAT_GOATERSON 6 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂 this comment deserves more like

    • @thegreenguy8837
      @thegreenguy8837 6 лет назад +5

      Maybe we could turn up the hydraulics and use them as jump Boosters?

    • @colinantink9094
      @colinantink9094 6 лет назад +2

      Fake it till you make it!

    • @thegreenguy8837
      @thegreenguy8837 6 лет назад

      Hell yeah finaly some good funding! xD

  • @binaryorbitals
    @binaryorbitals 5 лет назад +134

    “So How Tall Are You?”
    “The Colin Furze Version 5.3.18 comes in a variable height version that varies from 5’ 10” to 6’ 7””
    “What?”

    • @iamjadon8075
      @iamjadon8075 5 лет назад +3

      Is this a Detroit become human refrence

  • @notahotshot
    @notahotshot 5 лет назад +18

    "You're going to have to use your imagination a bit."
    I don't have any imagination. That's why I watch you.

    • @Aztrani
      @Aztrani 4 года назад +1

      Oh self burns those are rare

  • @MyLittleMagneton
    @MyLittleMagneton 6 лет назад +78

    Dude, Magnetic Scissor lift shoes!
    In case you want to reach something on the floor.

    • @georgefelton3291
      @georgefelton3291 6 лет назад +2

      This needs to be the top comment!! ahahaha

    • @LostDryerSocks
      @LostDryerSocks 6 лет назад +1

      @@georgefelton3291 I second your thought.

    • @fhe468
      @fhe468 6 лет назад

      hahahahahahahahha

  • @thedragonflytapes5727
    @thedragonflytapes5727 6 лет назад +262

    When she says she only dates guys over 6 ft

  • @jonathanlidbetter956
    @jonathanlidbetter956 6 лет назад +171

    Other people bash their heads so obviously Colin needs to be taller

  • @Trickydickysticky
    @Trickydickysticky 4 года назад +9

    Imagine his wife coming home to him trimming that hedge with those shoes hahaha

  • @wuznab5109
    @wuznab5109 6 лет назад +56

    I like your sense of safety.

    • @thedoc.6819
      @thedoc.6819 6 лет назад

      I know you're a bit mad Colin, it's why I like your videos. But safety glasses please! Unless you're planning a bionic eye video sometime soon ...

  • @kazsmaz
    @kazsmaz 6 лет назад +112

    Ankle snapper 5000

    • @jleo8656
      @jleo8656 6 лет назад

      The Virtual Scotsman, thats a good one mate!
      I highly recommend the Hero Or Hatecrime episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia. It's a gas!

  • @dominicpersuitte4194
    @dominicpersuitte4194 6 лет назад +109

    Imagine painting them green and putting them with a green screen

    • @DeXDesTrOyAzZ
      @DeXDesTrOyAzZ 6 лет назад +25

      That'd look like some Bollywood-type SFX, and for that reason alone i think he should do it.

    • @notjoss
      @notjoss 6 лет назад

      *the top... and also: propel this... and also: This needs...

  • @AndreasLindful
    @AndreasLindful 4 года назад +2

    These shoes will make you the slam dunk champion

  • @MashySob
    @MashySob 6 лет назад +94

    Turn the skateboard part into a backpack

    • @ephraimcullen
      @ephraimcullen 6 лет назад +2

      Might be a bit heavy...

    • @Seelenschmiede
      @Seelenschmiede 6 лет назад +12

      Ephraim Cullen simple solution: build an exosceleton suit!

    • @sketchyfabco
      @sketchyfabco 6 лет назад +7

      18650 battery cells would make it light enough for a backpack. Especially if they were distributed down the pack straps as somewhat of a counter-balance.

    • @bsanmoogan
      @bsanmoogan 6 лет назад +1

      If anything he could try to make it into a vest of some sort and get it to wrap around the body, keeping him balanced

  • @Slikx666
    @Slikx666 6 лет назад +161

    Colin walk into a shop for hydraulic fittings, "Hello dear sir could you please make these lines up for me"
    Man in shop "Yes I can sir, may I ask what they're for?"
    "My shoes" says Colin
    From then on the man in the shop decides that life is easy as long as you don't ask any questions.....

    • @user-gj8gs7gg4z
      @user-gj8gs7gg4z 6 лет назад +2

      Slikx666 wtf is that pfp lmao

    • @Slikx666
      @Slikx666 6 лет назад

      @@user-gj8gs7gg4z
      My toe.

    • @waterbender6288
      @waterbender6288 6 лет назад +8

      Slikx666 your toe needs a fucking priest

    • @TheRussell747
      @TheRussell747 6 лет назад

      @@waterbender6288 looks like it's a picture after they had an ingrown toenail removed.

    • @cp-kt9hd
      @cp-kt9hd 6 лет назад

      I couldn't stop laughing 😂

  • @raffi2001
    @raffi2001 6 лет назад +84

    starts mass production of these:
    *concerts will be on another level*

    • @ahmdabdallah2132
      @ahmdabdallah2132 6 лет назад

      Raffi 🔴 What Is Islam? ⚠️
      🔴 Islam is not just another religion.
      🔵 It is the same message preached by Moses, Jesus and Abraham.
      🔴 Islam literally means ‘submission to God’ and it teaches us to have a direct relationship with God.
      🔵 It reminds us that since God created us, no one should be worshipped except God alone.
      🔴 It also teaches that God is nothing like a human being or like anything that we can imagine.
      🌍 The concept of God is summarized in the Quran as:
      📖 { “Say, He is God, the One. God, the Absolute. He does not give birth, nor was He born, and there is nothing like Him.”} (Quran 112:1-4)[4] 📚
      🔴 Becoming a Muslim is not turning your back to Jesus.
      🔵 Rather it’s going back to the original teachings of Jesus and obeying him.

    • @louig845
      @louig845 5 лет назад +5

      @@ahmdabdallah2132 fuckk outta here, if people slam doors in your face why TF would they acknowledge your dumbass comment? When has this worked for you? I'm actually curious

    • @ryanhodgkin7475
      @ryanhodgkin7475 5 лет назад

      Literally lmfa9

    • @KezH1
      @KezH1 5 лет назад +3

      @@ahmdabdallah2132 what are you tryna do your comment isn't related to raffi's comment

    • @raffi2001
      @raffi2001 5 лет назад +1

      @@KezH1 lol the whole chain has nothing to do with mine xF

  • @TheoneStanband
    @TheoneStanband 4 года назад +2

    The coolest pair of shoes ever!

  • @sekiko7183
    @sekiko7183 6 лет назад +75

    Edward Scissor Hands 2: Edward Scissor Shoes

  • @micha5816
    @micha5816 6 лет назад +121

    *Make backpack with this hydraulic equipment.*

    • @davidhemmes2015
      @davidhemmes2015 6 лет назад +1

      yaaaaas

    • @smam741
      @smam741 6 лет назад +3

      Heavy backpack

    • @nova_vista
      @nova_vista 6 лет назад +5

      At this point he may as well build a hydraulic exoskeleton 🤤

    • @nowayitsaj1983
      @nowayitsaj1983 6 лет назад

      @@nova_vista with hydraulic hands to go with the feet

    • @katherinelbowman2871
      @katherinelbowman2871 6 лет назад +1

      who else th1nks it would look like he has bricks strapped to his feet and has concrete in his backpack

  • @bluesfilms7926
    @bluesfilms7926 5 лет назад +112

    He literally just made special shoes so that he could get hit in the head more often. Wtf.

  • @thadsyl3475
    @thadsyl3475 4 года назад +9

    At an event,
    I CANT SEE
    Colin: gradually gets taller to see

  • @deluxe_1337
    @deluxe_1337 6 лет назад +257

    the 800 dislikes are jealous that Colin is taller than them

    • @deluxe_1337
      @deluxe_1337 6 лет назад +1

      @@jameshamaker9321 lol

    • @byron5306
      @byron5306 6 лет назад +1

      Im 6’5” she’ll be right

    • @LK-cq4qq
      @LK-cq4qq 5 лет назад

      Lol

  • @DanteYewToob
    @DanteYewToob 5 лет назад +138

    You wouldn't want to damage that shop floor!
    You might ruin the beautiful patina of oil, petrol, blood, fire, burned rubber, melted ice ( a.k.a. _water_ ), juice, tea, biscuits, salad, toast, assorted holiday cakes, baby wash fluid, christmas tree, milk, hydraulic fluid, gunpowder, shredded mail, ashes, faux grass, and various shavings and shards of copper, brass, aluminium, and other assorted Furze elements.
    That would be an absolute shame...

    • @shh2093
      @shh2093 5 лет назад +1

      Wooooooooooo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0

    • @hmartin1761
      @hmartin1761 4 года назад +2

      I kinda lost you there...

    • @jamieclayton8624
      @jamieclayton8624 4 года назад

      Where did the blood come from

    • @da_gonozal6754
      @da_gonozal6754 4 года назад +2

      @@jamieclayton8624 prolly the knife belt.

  • @themediator11c59
    @themediator11c59 6 лет назад +90

    *OSHA wants to know your location*

  • @charleseichholz6703
    @charleseichholz6703 4 года назад

    Your channel definitely has the best soundtrack and music out of all the channels on RUclips

  • @G4KFOAMY
    @G4KFOAMY 6 лет назад +59

    THE ANKLE BREAKER 9,000 BUY IT NOW FOR ONLY £999.99

    • @nothanks7752
      @nothanks7752 6 лет назад +4

      yea, I'd definitely want a wider base with a spring pivot for side to side stability.

    • @DavidVercettiMovies
      @DavidVercettiMovies 6 лет назад +1

      It's ANKLE BREAKER 9000! Got a pair on ebay :)

  • @seanconniff7835
    @seanconniff7835 6 лет назад +58

    You should make a house roller coaster

    • @oscarpeters5309
      @oscarpeters5309 6 лет назад +2

      Sean Conniff yeah

    • @menacingarc2297
      @menacingarc2297 6 лет назад +1

      When I read this I imagined the entire house as a cart, rather than an actual built in roller coaster. :P

    • @seanconniff7835
      @seanconniff7835 6 лет назад

      Jake Johnson that’s what I meant. He could have some power in it

  • @emmahunter4860
    @emmahunter4860 6 лет назад +17

    I subbed because of this video,
    This guy is basicallyme if I had access to heavy machinery

    • @patrickburns6955
      @patrickburns6955 6 лет назад +3

      He is so much better than you in every way.
      You just like to think you're like that.

    • @JosephHarner
      @JosephHarner 6 лет назад +5

      Go back to some of the early videos, and he really didn't have much in the way of tools. Don't let it stop you, eh?

    • @eidolor
      @eidolor 6 лет назад +1

      Part of his brilliance is how accessible the inventions feel. They’re simple enough to make you think “ah I coulda thought of that,” but completely novel nonetheless.
      You have your own flavor of creativity, let that shit out! Smear it on the walls, aim high and splatter the ceiling, caress it into the nostrils and mouths of passerbys!
      Look around you. What do you want to make? Can you use these things to? See how far you can get. Are there things you still need to do for your thing to happen? Find more accessible alternatives.
      If you google Maker Spaces near you, or something similar, they’ll have various tools for you to use as well as other people with knowledge and experience who’ll probably be more than happy to help.
      You can do it bruh.

  • @cuylerwilkinson4414
    @cuylerwilkinson4414 3 года назад

    Former Semi tractor(lorry) mechanic here and I say these would be perfect for a person to work on the semi engines. I had to crawl up on a tire to add oil, water and anti-freeze. Even when doing a thermostat or head and injector work. These would have been a blessing.

  • @camocreator5542
    @camocreator5542 6 лет назад +63

    Puts hands on plasma cutter

    • @av0-cad03
      @av0-cad03 6 лет назад +4

      Yeah, that made me uncomfortable as well

    • @thatoneweeb4452
      @thatoneweeb4452 6 лет назад

      Ikr

    • @Brandon-dd8xe
      @Brandon-dd8xe 6 лет назад +1

      The second i read that, that part came up

    • @EmongTimothy
      @EmongTimothy 6 лет назад

      Safety tie yooooo

    • @AlphaMachina
      @AlphaMachina 6 лет назад

      Yeah, instead of taking the time to clamp his work down, he instead prefers the quick and dirty way of just holding the steel down with his hand. He too likes to live dangerously.

  • @barnaclehead1894
    @barnaclehead1894 5 лет назад +163

    *GO GO GADGET!*
    *SPRING BOOTS!*
    *_with a nice cup of tea..._*

  • @jasonmemm9994
    @jasonmemm9994 6 лет назад +52

    Video 296: making the hydraulic system 100% wireless!

  • @MrBADestroyer
    @MrBADestroyer 4 года назад +1

    Love your work Colin, you make my day, I smile and laugh watching you do your creativeness! Bang on!

  • @MakeitExtreme
    @MakeitExtreme 6 лет назад +59

    MAKE IT EXTREME!

  • @reecejsymons
    @reecejsymons 6 лет назад +64

    furze worried about the metal messing up his floor 🤣🤣🤣 how many fires and burnouts have happened in the shed

    • @skorpysk
      @skorpysk 6 лет назад +1

      He rebuilt the shed don't u know that ?

  • @CannedSoup602
    @CannedSoup602 5 лет назад +18

    You always ask “can I” and not “why should I”
    *sees hydraulic shoes*
    I take it back

  • @luke_mckay
    @luke_mckay 5 лет назад

    Colin keeps his local hardware store in business. Single handedly.

  • @mrcoeus
    @mrcoeus 6 лет назад +4

    I love the fact you care so much about what you do. It’s inspiring

  • @UnwovenSleeve
    @UnwovenSleeve 6 лет назад +34

    Next project:
    Hydraulic Backpack

  • @TheDuckumz
    @TheDuckumz 6 лет назад +259

    I gain 4 inches with a bit of fiddling too 😉

  • @drestrenge8235
    @drestrenge8235 4 года назад +1

    This is it, Colin is a real life mad scientist. I love this man

  • @kennethanderson3555
    @kennethanderson3555 6 лет назад +38

    You know you're on that youtube money, when your pistachios are from Waitrose!

  • @PRAWNSISNOTAVAILABLE
    @PRAWNSISNOTAVAILABLE 6 лет назад +31

    Waitrose pistachios, we know where that youtube money is going, Colin.

  • @shivankitss8396
    @shivankitss8396 6 лет назад +46

    Furze should be a word in the dictionary that means crazy invention

    • @Nav1g8r1
      @Nav1g8r1 6 лет назад

      Furze means fart in German

    • @AflacMan13
      @AflacMan13 6 лет назад

      Find a wikipedia and page to put it on and make an Urban Dictionary entry. :-P

    • @shivankitss8396
      @shivankitss8396 6 лет назад

      @@Nav1g8r1 😂

    • @shivankitss8396
      @shivankitss8396 6 лет назад

      @@AflacMan13 ooo okie. I'll do it after a month. Cause I have my final exams

  • @MaterialObserver3956
    @MaterialObserver3956 2 года назад +1

    This guy's fulfilling every kid's imagination by making it with machinery. Next thing you know, he'll make shoes that'll stick to any surface or literal xray glasses

  • @pankajpareek4095
    @pankajpareek4095 6 лет назад +275

    Iron man suit just do it already

  • @LoganNumber7
    @LoganNumber7 6 лет назад +52

    "It's not the longest of strokes" Obvious after recording audio edit "Giggity"
    I love your humor xD Ya big ol man child you!
    [1:25]

    • @LoganNumber7
      @LoganNumber7 6 лет назад +2

      @Michael Nilson I completely missed that!!!! XD

    • @trevor.o6047
      @trevor.o6047 6 лет назад

      @@LoganNumber7 same 😂😂

  • @user-fr7if6qi8x
    @user-fr7if6qi8x 6 лет назад +9

    MAKE A FLAMETHROWER OUT OF A FIRE EXTINGUISHER 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @neo-xb1ik
    @neo-xb1ik 5 лет назад

    i literaly love the chaotic aesthetic of your videos

  • @Ryandean1
    @Ryandean1 6 лет назад +85

    True statement, subscribe you never know what's coming next

    • @Nyl.one1
      @Nyl.one1 4 года назад

      I heard you was gay

  • @azwiel
    @azwiel 5 лет назад +20

    Mr. Furze. All my life i was thinking about one project. Is it possible to build a rollerblades with a dynamo inside, which could make every push stronger?

    • @mizterwaffle
      @mizterwaffle 5 лет назад

      It all depends on how you want to do it. It could be possible to have something that pishes while you push, increasing the push stronger.

    • @ctsxhp326
      @ctsxhp326 5 лет назад

      Really? Because I've always thought about making inline skates that have the ability to convert the frame into a flat shoe bottom. I'm not really fond of those skates that are basically a shoe instead of a liner that attaches to it, seems like a solution that sort of kills a lot of power transfer and such.

    • @XDKX101
      @XDKX101 5 лет назад

      Why don't you add an extra line of rollers (per foot) connected to an internal motor that gets its energy from the primary line of rollers that you push? So when you've switched feet the motor takes over to continue acceleration/push on those wheels. Hope it makes sense
      The other option is to make the whole thing electronic like an electric bicycle

  • @lukecpal305
    @lukecpal305 4 года назад +1

    Is Anybody else just skiping to the part when Colin is done and je testes the project?!??

  • @takeotorrey8362
    @takeotorrey8362 5 лет назад +7

    The best Part was his reasoning for the Project
    I need to stand

  • @band1986
    @band1986 6 лет назад +19

    The content is always great but the music on this channel is phenomenal!

    • @SaltySalman
      @SaltySalman 6 лет назад +3

      It's all from small bands . You send him your music and he'll use it as promotion

  • @chaoz_2k185
    @chaoz_2k185 6 лет назад +67

    Hey put the hydraulic system in a backpack and go on the streets.

    • @ikkuranus
      @ikkuranus 6 лет назад +6

      who wants to carry a car battery and all that other shit around?

    • @chaoz_2k185
      @chaoz_2k185 6 лет назад +6

      @@ikkuranus It's for a video (to see peoples reactions) ;D

    • @indieplays3399
      @indieplays3399 6 лет назад +5

      that what i was thinking
      AHHH GET OUT OF MY HEAD

    • @motorbikemadness5773
      @motorbikemadness5773 6 лет назад

      There ya go!

    • @ncrshane1919
      @ncrshane1919 6 лет назад +1

      @@ikkuranus Could use lithium polymer RC batteries, quite a bit lighter than a lead acid car battery.

  • @michaelsullenberger6730
    @michaelsullenberger6730 5 лет назад

    This and the slingshot channel are the best RUclips channels.

  • @apodski
    @apodski 6 лет назад +45

    Use air tanks from a air charged pistol. They could be cordless, bouncy, and way more dangerous if the plumbing fails. Sounds perfect for him.

    • @ferrumignis
      @ferrumignis 6 лет назад +5

      I'm liking the sound of this. A bit more ankle support needed, but it would be a bit like the air spring version of the 'blades' that Oscar "Shooty" Pistorius used.

    • @EddSjo
      @EddSjo 6 лет назад +1

      Using air could cause some trouble, especially if you're trying to walk when not fully extended.

  • @AIAllar
    @AIAllar 6 лет назад +20

    I figured you to be a wise man until i saw you using a Mac laptop. But then again looking back at your videos... Youve been a mad man your whole life! 😁

    • @thevaultdwellerf6691
      @thevaultdwellerf6691 6 лет назад +1

      I'll give him the pass on that Mac Laptop since he's still using the proper engineering software

    • @lilopp5287
      @lilopp5287 6 лет назад

      Allar Aaver 7 mill subs you serious

    • @frederikmolenkamp1850
      @frederikmolenkamp1850 6 лет назад

      TheVaultDweller f yea, im also giving him a pass

    • @DUKEisALIVE
      @DUKEisALIVE 6 лет назад +1

      He is a engineer not a Computer guy so he deserves a pass.

    • @AIAllar
      @AIAllar 6 лет назад

      @@lilopp5287 I guess you are one of those people that doesn't get sarcasm.

  • @Alex-mh6hm
    @Alex-mh6hm 6 лет назад +22

    Yeah Colin with them frequent uploads

    • @LiquidSandwich
      @LiquidSandwich 6 лет назад +2

      Alex, He uploads every -Thursday- Furzeday...

  • @bassedd7620
    @bassedd7620 4 года назад

    This is every Mechanical Engineering student dream🤩

  • @StillNoPickles69
    @StillNoPickles69 6 лет назад +234

    Are these the new Gucci sneakers the kids are talking about these days

    • @ikstrucking3289
      @ikstrucking3289 6 лет назад +6

      They are not Gucci, they are Colucci

    • @oblivion8725
      @oblivion8725 6 лет назад

      Ha

    • @addax4lf
      @addax4lf 6 лет назад +3

      Would explain why they are so expensive

    • @marsbase3729
      @marsbase3729 6 лет назад

      no they are Etnies, good skateboard shoes

    • @mxlwxre8097
      @mxlwxre8097 6 лет назад +1

      Nah these shoes are actually worth money