This is why its cable operated, just thought this would be a fun thing to do haha. So 8million subs special coming up but what will I do eh.............Get your Furze Mugs here btw www.colinfurzeshop.com
You should do a collab with James Bruton to automate it and hook it up to your alarm clock, so when you wake up it starts making the tea and you don't even need to pull the levers
burning newt 🔴 What Is Islam? ⚠️ 🔴 Islam is not just another religion. 🔵 It is the same message preached by Moses, Jesus and Abraham. 🔴 Islam literally means ‘submission to God’ and it teaches us to have a direct relationship with God. 🔵 It reminds us that since God created us, no one should be worshipped except God alone. 🔴 It also teaches that God is nothing like a human being or like anything that we can imagine. 🌍 The concept of God is summarized in the Quran as: 📖 { “Say, He is God, the One. God, the Absolute. He does not give birth, nor was He born, and there is nothing like Him.”} (Quran 112:1-4)[4] 📚 🔴 Becoming a Muslim is not turning your back to Jesus. 🔵 Rather it’s going back to the original teachings of Jesus and obeying him.
@@ahmdabdallah2132 not the time, or place to preach you shit, its just going to turn people away, and alienate them against you, when we want to reach god we will ask, now go away.
@@ahmdabdallah2132 He (Mohammed) seduced the people by promises of carnal pleasure to which the concupiscence of the flesh urges us. His teaching also contained precepts that were in conformity with his promises, and he gave free rein to carnal pleasure. In all this, as is not unexpected; he was obeyed by carnal men. As for proofs of the truth of his doctrine, he brought forward only such as could be grasped by the natural ability of anyone with a very modest wisdom. Indeed, the truths that he taught he mingled with many fables and with doctrines of the greatest falsity. Thomas Aquinas
If you're going the Wallice & Gromit route with the breakfast machines and the ejector bed and whatnot, how about a super quick putting-on-clothes machine?
People saying Colin is like a real life Wallace have clearly forgotten that Gromit always did like 90% of the work. 🤣 If Colin is anyone, it's Gromit. Even has the energy and joy of a pupper.
I'm thinking there's no way he actually still lives at that house by this point. Too many contraptions plus you'd never keep it that tidy with a young kid around.
Colin is one of the best he has loads of subscribers but doesn’t are about ad revenue and the money side of RUclips he just cares about giving good content to his subscribers
@@user-nx1gm1xt3v really gotta appreciate the shit she puts up with lol. Bunker in the garden, staircase treadmill and now cables running through doors all over the house for warm watered down milk.
It would be cool if it had just some simple code to pull it to each spot, engage the levers, and then continue the process along (maybe timed to an alarm clock?) But this probably isn't the right channel for that application.
And self-reloading (only milk and sugar reload ATM, and milk is out of fridge actually). And with actual threads so that it doesn't get stuck and splash hot milk everywhere.
You have to wonder though how many of these inventions is he actually using day to day. The wife would be huffy if he ran that gasoline lamp in the bedroom and I'm not sure his kids appreciate the treadmill staircase they can't go up.
Slowly? I'm working on a theory that Nick Park has an operational time machine, and Colin is part of a weird paradox where he inspired a character that would in turn inspire him.
I LOVE that you used something mechanical like cables instead of a Bluetooth computer set up. Nothing against that, I just like the visuals, update-free, simplistic, reliability of the physical.
Idea of something to build. Hollow out a bowling ball, put some sort of gyroscope or motor on the inside and attach it to a controller. BAM you've got an accurate romote controlled bowling ball!!!
I heard that's the right direction! First milk - than tea (already steeped is best). This prevents the tea from becoming bitter. That's why even HMTQ likes her tea that way. (I also heard that anywhere) In contrast people of North Germany - more accurate Friesland - pure the milk carefully into the tea. That's there called "Wölkchen" (very small and cute cloud).
This is why its cable operated, just thought this would be a fun thing to do haha. So 8million subs special coming up but what will I do eh.............Get your Furze Mugs here btw www.colinfurzeshop.com
Where do I buy this machine?
colin, where's the fish series?
You should do a collab with James Bruton to automate it and hook it up to your alarm clock, so when you wake up it starts making the tea and you don't even need to pull the levers
How about building your own Dishwasher?
Make a 20k watt microwave please!!!
Can we take a moment to appreciate Colin's wife for letting him pretty much turn there house into a jungle gym.
isn't it not their actual house though?
This house is basically a filming set/ studio now. Happened a long time ago. He lives elsewhere.
@@spoonikle - Thanks for that info.. I figured if that's where he really lived, Mrs Furze would have departed for saner pastures long ago..
@@Garryck-1 I thought for sure they had gotten a divorce or they just moved into another place haha
F
I have to say it’s very practical how it blocks your way leaving the room
I can imagine him trying to sell the house
Where are the stairs
Why do you want them
Why are there levers by the bed
To make tea backwards
Prof_ Longbow the property values: OVER 90000!!!0!!!0!!!0!!!0!!!0!!!0!!!0!!!0!!!0!!!0!!!0!!!
This man is literally Wallace from Wallace and Grommit.
HOLY SHIT WHATTUP LORD FARQUAAD
@@somerandombruh3295 how its franz ferdinand
I’m scared of Wallace lol
E
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Someday this man's house will be turned into a museum like the homes of artists who made their homes so weird they couldn't be sold
burning newt 🔴 What Is Islam? ⚠️
🔴 Islam is not just another religion.
🔵 It is the same message preached by Moses, Jesus and Abraham.
🔴 Islam literally means ‘submission to God’ and it teaches us to have a direct relationship with God.
🔵 It reminds us that since God created us, no one should be worshipped except God alone.
🔴 It also teaches that God is nothing like a human being or like anything that we can imagine.
🌍 The concept of God is summarized in the Quran as:
📖 { “Say, He is God, the One. God, the Absolute. He does not give birth, nor was He born, and there is nothing like Him.”} (Quran 112:1-4)[4] 📚
🔴 Becoming a Muslim is not turning your back to Jesus.
🔵 Rather it’s going back to the original teachings of Jesus and obeying him.
@@ahmdabdallah2132 not the time, or place to preach you shit, its just going to turn people away, and alienate them against you, when we want to reach god we will ask, now go away.
Furzintosh
I came for a funny comments not Islam propaganda
@@ahmdabdallah2132
He (Mohammed) seduced the people by promises of carnal pleasure to which the concupiscence of the flesh urges us. His teaching also contained precepts that were in conformity with his promises, and he gave free rein to carnal pleasure. In all this, as is not unexpected; he was obeyed by carnal men. As for proofs of the truth of his doctrine, he brought forward only such as could be grasped by the natural ability of anyone with a very modest wisdom. Indeed, the truths that he taught he mingled with many fables and with doctrines of the greatest falsity.
Thomas Aquinas
Reminds me of Wallace & Gromit and their crazy contraptions I love it!
Jonathon Caldwell wrong their
@@Johnstone-qm3ww fixed it.
Wallace & gromit are from uk too
Ikr
I see you are a man of culture.
I can't decide whether Colin lives in that house or not.
If he does his misses must be a saint
Joel Crane not any more I'd say, it's his workplace now. His wife would never put up with that, the Xmas tree was a turning point!
@@beeftec5862 Yeah there's no way even a moderately insane person like Colin would let their kids live in a house with a treadmill for stairs.
I think he still does, could be wrong.
The treadmill is prob pretty easy to lay over the stairs.
I think the best description is that he survives in this house.
Pulls Levers in Bedroom, Makes -Tea- *_sweet milk-water_* in Kitchen
If you're going the Wallice & Gromit route with the breakfast machines and the ejector bed and whatnot, how about a super quick putting-on-clothes machine?
Because we don't want a repeat of Thomas Midgley.
Lol! I was just thinking that!
Didn’t he do that or am I just awake and not thinking straight because it’s 2 am
too dangerous
@@lollypopdubie4523 but 60mph mobility scorer was fine?
Make a door mat that explodes when you ring the doorbell.
nah just make something that cleans your boots
I made an AK47 Doorbell ruclips.net/video/LuY1gDC-l50/видео.html
@@colinfurze lol
Just hide a land mine under the door mat.
@@colinfurze yes but does it explode?
This is the closest Collin has come to becoming a real life Wallis.
wallace aha
Cheese youtube! Its Wensleydale cheese!
"Science isn't about why, it's about why not!" -_Cave Johnson_
"Why is so much of our science dangerous??"
"Why not marry safe science if you love it so much!"
True
I love portal 2 😂
Whats the line about the asbestos?
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this so so much simpler than just brewing a cup of tea. great job colin!
haha of corse
colinfurze can u make a electric bike
Evin Ruben he already pretty much made one but it was an electric drift trike
He can make electric spaceship if he wanted 😄
Colin is the living inbodyment of Wallace from Wallace and gromit
Bruh moment
Damn, you beat me to commenting this.
inbodyment lool if in doubt spell it how ya hear it
Someone get him a doggo
Embodiment ??
People saying Colin is like a real life Wallace have clearly forgotten that Gromit always did like 90% of the work. 🤣 If Colin is anyone, it's Gromit. Even has the energy and joy of a pupper.
America:we have elon musk
Uk:we have colin furze
They should do a video with each other
Elon is american since 2002. He really is from south afrika.
Ok, you win this round U.K. Well played.
Clearly Superior.
Hahahahaha
I'd like to see a chair that will do anything in it's power for you to not sit on it
So basically mounting the spinning knife belt to a chair?
That sounds amazing, i agree with this
@@WirageVoyage I was thinking about a more peaceful approach
that seems like a michael reeves thing
@@ethan123abcR wanted to say the same hahaha He will hate us for that hahah
When you’re really good with red stone In Minecraft
Toriel X Asriel Dreemurr I was gonna refer to Mumbo but ya got to it before me
Same
Best joke ever!
I am pretty good at redstone.
Or, good at making things in the real world.
Colin: *puts milk in first*
Me: he’s an evil mastermind
Milk doesnt belong to tea..
Rickemann are u low?
No he's correct milk is not for tea
Milk in tea! WTF
You can have milk in tea. Its actually pretty normal, water, milk then sugar if you want or not.
I would love to see an honest interview how colin's wife likes how the house is turning out to be
I'm thinking there's no way he actually still lives at that house by this point. Too many contraptions plus you'd never keep it that tidy with a young kid around.
Most likely a different house to film in cuz this is mental
She already threw his pulse jet powered kettle out of the kitchen after he filmed the video.
Soon Colin will make the chair that everyone sits on in Wall-E.
Michael Reeves and Colin Furze colab now!
Has to be the UK, because Michael will hate it.
The spiffing Brit called,
He wants your entire stock
I'll take your entire stock
Elon Musk: real life iron man
Colin Furze: real life Wallace and grommet
this is the same as an older comment with Gromit spelt wrong
I know right... what an ass munch
Yeeeeeesssss
Pretty much
Virolaxion I did my comment first also home didn’t say anything about Elon musk
Christ Colin, you want some tea with that milk??
We have wireless conections
Colin: i prefere cables
Its analog. He'll be drinking tea in his nuclear bunker when the apocalypse comes.
Colin is one of the best he has loads of subscribers but doesn’t are about ad revenue and the money side of RUclips he just cares about giving good content to his subscribers
This is one of the most British things I have ever seen. 😂
Well apart from the actual cup of tea he ends up with. Which is as anti British as you can get.
Kunal Kaldhari turn back while you still can
this is what happens when you give a engineering degree to a punk with internet access...
@@Matt19matt19 he did the best he could, with a bunch of crappy stuff, what's not british about that?
We take our tea very seriously
Now make the tea come to you, that would be awesome!
That would be indeed awesome, but also a problem solving for problems nobody has, becouse I'd just place it in the bedroom lmao
He's already invented the Tea 2 Me it just needs to be longer lol
@@delimiter2886 that'll be boring, the idea of your tea coming to you from downstairs sounds better lol
That's what wives are for!
Tea-To-Me 2.0
"There's a bit of sugar in there, I can feel it."
I hate to break it to you but there's not
Thankfully
Memzord made my day 😂😂😂
Well maybe a few
First of all there was a small amount of sugar that made it into the mug and secondly he saw the spilled sugar and that's why he said that.
@@fleekwoodmatt4316 Damn i dont understand people who dont get jokes smh
This guy builds all my dream stuff!
Never thought I'd see the day Colin Furze tea bagging... ;-) 🇬🇧
www.amazon.com/Testicle-Tea-Bag/dp/B016E4HHFQ
You should make a museum with all your creations, what You make is amazing
they should just turn his house into a museum when he dies. who knows what it will look like by then
while this is true who would make a museum for only a couple big inventions. nobody would come unless he was there.
Sthrs yer need put dcGilly back in her jack in A box . The novelties worn off!!!!!!
May I ask, is gromit behind the camera?
4:04
Colin: ehhhh let's add a bit more
Completely misses
This dude is the REAL Wallace! Now... where’s Gromit?
Loool
I was about to say this lol
He got scared of wererabbit furze and ran away
He makes a robotic dog
I'd like to think his wife came home, took one look around then said No.
omitv and walked out
@@user-nx1gm1xt3v really gotta appreciate the shit she puts up with lol. Bunker in the garden, staircase treadmill and now cables running through doors all over the house for warm watered down milk.
Make it full automatic pls with motors that u really can use it would be vaaaaary cool
yeah like that its super shitty.
It would be cool if it had just some simple code to pull it to each spot, engage the levers, and then continue the process along (maybe timed to an alarm clock?) But this probably isn't the right channel for that application.
@@haakonhirt670 We need the programming dude from the Hulkbuster video, yes? Yes!
And wireless conection remonte.
And self-reloading (only milk and sugar reload ATM, and milk is out of fridge actually). And with actual threads so that it doesn't get stuck and splash hot milk everywhere.
Apple: we have made a wireless tea machine
Colin: hold my wires
Elon Musk: let's get people to Mars.
Colin furze: let's make tea in bed
Colin and Elon: let's make tea in mars
@@exodusreaper7772 from bed
pro gaming
In the rocket
Yeah, but I also wanted to make tea there.
@@exodusreaper7772 you forgot the in bed part
lets make tea in mars from bed.
0:04 umm... That's not how you wake up Colin, we know your bed throws you out of itself. 0:17
No
It would also throw the nightstand since he bolted it to his bed
he put that bed in his bunker
@@joefranco9812 ohh
@@joefranco9812 that's right
this is becoming the house from wallace and gromit.
You have to wonder though how many of these inventions is he actually using day to day. The wife would be huffy if he ran that gasoline lamp in the bedroom and I'm not sure his kids appreciate the treadmill staircase they can't go up.
His family must hate him
On a positive side, anyone breaking into the house will get strangled by the the cables.
Almost 8 million subscribers? RUclips millionaire. He's probably got a swanky house he actually lives in and this one is for RUclips
Man, This guy reminds me of a modern day Wallace and Gromit... Amazing!
Using the angle grinder in the bedroom was a nice touch !
Me: i wonder if anyone can make a machine with levers
Furze: hold my tea
literally half the machines in the world have levers...
Ha thats funny
nobody :
colin : i add the milk before the sugar and water
everybody : *riots on the streets*
He does that becouse he haven't added a proper mixer ....bruh
Oof
I am dissapointed
05:39 - Colin teabagging 😆
I'm sure Colin is slowly turning into Wallace from Wallace and Gromit
Slowly? I'm working on a theory that Nick Park has an operational time machine, and Colin is part of a weird paradox where he inspired a character that would in turn inspire him.
Does colin have a whole house just for his projects?Sick.
Im starting to think its not his real house
He doesn't live in that house anymore, he uses it as a set. It was mentioned in an article when he had a giant tree through the whole thing
Exactly that!
@@shartThief Oh, I just thought he had a really fucking patient wife.
Colin Furze museum when?
Put the kettle switch before the milk station so the kettle starts boiling as it moves down the line
have it start when the cup starts moving
This house is gonna be a pain to sell
Colin: so this is the .... umm ... this is the upstairs.
**pulls lever in bedroom**
**pet ants recreate Doom 2016**
the colinfurze motto should be "because it sounds cool and i'm bored."
The real-life Wallace. Do you have a dog named Gromit?
Edit: Thanks for the likes. Shout out to the people who were inspired by my comment
Best comment so far!
Ya
@James Cotter YES, he needs to make the Wrong Trousers!
@@nanashivii9237 he made magnet shoes already 😂
A McArthur I just commented basically this exact same thought haha
This guys it’s the answer to my pray for my lazy life 🙏🏼
Some times i stop and wonder
*How much is Colin's electric bill per month?*
Some random videos for Humanity it would be fun if he made his own generator
Creeperboy and friends *UNLIMITED POWER*
He does save a little bit on electricity with his gasoline powered lamp :D
How British is that thought 😂
A normal human being : I should put a few motors on the thing.
Colin Furze : Lets run some cable through the entire house!! It will be BRILLIANT!!
Colin’s Wife: “What did you do today honey?”
Colin: “Well.....”
"The tea machine, dear."
me: builds some cool redstone crap in minecraft
him:
I would "really" like to hear what your Wife has to say about all the inventions that you have added to Her house. It should be interesting 🙄
Your house looks completely unlivable. I bloody LOVE IT!
*I swear, this man is going to build a flying toilet next*
Flite Test beat him to it. Now, if he makes one into an ultralight...
@@thedabblingwarlock
Man, should the avengers have focused on this dude instead of Thanos?
Collin "Hold my tea cup"
@@Antichrist.318 thanos could only kiss half of the universe, Colin could kill the MULTIVERSE
@@kanekikenthewizardghoul4797 True True
All these cables .. it is like the actual train control system in Germany :D
I think slapping a motor and some servos on there and control it with a remote would’ve been easier
True. But then it wouldn't be the Furze way.
He could also use some hydraulics 😂
Wrong channel
Normal person: makes something electronic to activate from the bedroom
Furze: runs cables in the whole house
You mean, “Pull levers...make hot, milky water?” 😜
Reminds me of Snub Pollard's breakfast in "It's a gift".
I LOVE that you used something mechanical like cables instead of a Bluetooth computer set up. Nothing against that, I just like the visuals, update-free, simplistic, reliability of the physical.
please compete in one of those robot battle programs, i'd love to see you DESTROY
Idea of something to build. Hollow out a bowling ball, put some sort of gyroscope or motor on the inside and attach it to a controller. BAM you've got an accurate romote controlled bowling ball!!!
A person walked in while he is welding
They ask what you making
He says wires for a cup of tee
Colin: makes tea machine that puts milk first.
SAS: *blows the door*
Also SAS: put the weapon down!
It's just me toast!
Toast catapult hits SAS*
At this point I’m convinced he has two houses😂
NOW PLEASE MAKE A TURBINE OR SOMETHING ELSE FOR YOUR OWN ELECTRICITY. I'm very excited 😁
Satria Js A TURBINE? First of all, it has to be Wendy.
Next he would need a lot of recourses
And last of all, he would need ALOT of space for it
The Live-Action Wallace and Gromit does feel very different without his faithful hound but the focus on the gadgets is fun.
This guy is the real life Wallace and Gromit!!!
Jeez how many people have to copy the same joke
Make it automatic pls ! ( just press a button and the tea is ready :3 ! )
Victorillo 377 GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!
That would defeat the point. Obviously he could do that and it would be way easier but this is far cooler.
make that the tea be automatically ready at the point when the alarm clock is ringing. Then he has just to run down and drink the tea.
a very overly completed very furze way of making a cup of tea
He must have the most coolest house in the world !!!!😍😍
Genius as always. You crazy bastard. British ingenuity at it's best
So beautifully made. So good looking. So useless. So british. I love it!
When did Colin furze hit 8 million jeez I was watching when he had less than a million
Keurig: now offering tea k-cups
colinfurze: hold my safety tie 👔
Need a engine with it also. Everything better with a engine 😂
I do have a 2 stroke engine lamp ruclips.net/video/ia22wxdDzo0/видео.html
@@colinfurze think a turbo jet will be a nice little upgrade from the kettle. Probably not the safest thing but when is anything you do safe 😂
Yust add a "c" to the name, now you have a 500cc engine powered tea making machine
bluetooth....
My wife says: "He's wife go to holiday, and Colin move from shed to house" :)
Ахаха, я уж думал что начал понимать по-английски, а потом увидел ник 😂.
Colin... you and your ever-so-elaborate hijinx never fail to crack me up! You're a nutter!! Love it!!! =)
I heard that's the right direction! First milk - than tea (already steeped is best). This prevents the tea from becoming bitter.
That's why even HMTQ likes her tea that way. (I also heard that anywhere)
In contrast people of North Germany - more accurate Friesland - pure the milk carefully into the tea. That's there called "Wölkchen" (very small and cute cloud).
are you Wallace from Wallace and Gromit
Ah mate, should have put the kettle switch first so the kettle boiled while you did everything else. Otherwise, cracking job
*trips over the wires*
"Oh, I accidentally made cup of tea"
I reeeeeeallly love these music💞💞💞💞
Three words for your next project. Electric Milkfloat Dragster.
He's such a big kid, I love it!
Dad? lol.
Wallace and Gromit would be so proud.
U remind me of Saturday morning cartoons in the 80’s & 90’s lol
Good stuff
Congrats on hitting eight million subs.
*FIREWORKS TIME*
Yeah but first I'll have to get a stick and cobblestone to craft the lever
@@replaceitem Well, he's going to need at least a repeater on every wire to reach
Literally no-one:
Furze: HERE'S A BEDROOM LEVER OPERATED TEA MAKER YOUREFUCKINGWELCOME
🙏🙏
My thoughts exactly - nutter
True dat
Until now I was not aware that I needed one.
Colin, you are the real life Wallace and Gromit. I love this channel man. Keep up the ingenuity.