When Asians ACTUALLY wanna play PIANO

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @pyromania_
    @pyromania_ 2 года назад +49085

    “You sound like how dust tastes”
    That sentence was beyond comprehension

    • @timelordthemaster
      @timelordthemaster 2 года назад +255

      Sugar dust 😜

    • @KikomochiMendoza
      @KikomochiMendoza 2 года назад +693

      Course and dry?

    • @JerGol
      @JerGol 2 года назад +262

      *Emotional damage!*
      I'm crying over here! 🤣

    • @alexcrazy1492
      @alexcrazy1492 2 года назад +33

      Dustys good

    • @priscmoi3382
      @priscmoi3382 2 года назад +235

      That's the kinda insult that'd keep me awake at night weeping ngl

  • @babyoda5
    @babyoda5 2 года назад +108095

    "HE'S AT ROOM TEMPERATURE IQ WHAT THE HAILLL"
    That hit different 😂

    • @gazelkaxd
      @gazelkaxd 2 года назад +2635

      even better when you're in that part of the world that uses celsius xd

    • @triview129
      @triview129 2 года назад +728

      Emotional damage

    • @babyoda5
      @babyoda5 2 года назад +265

      @@gazelkaxd lol haha

    • @Genj84
      @Genj84 2 года назад +151

      That got me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am screaming

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 2 года назад +145

      The Yo-Yo Nah joke was pretty good.

  • @Imnotnotjarrett
    @Imnotnotjarrett 2 года назад +3999

    “He has a better chance of making a comedy sketch of this exact conversation” 💀

  • @benchii9
    @benchii9 Год назад +1643

    "Has nobody told him he ugly?"
    Bro just decided to throw that in there. Didn't even matter if it connected to his piano skills.

    • @ArmyScoutMom
      @ArmyScoutMom Год назад +12

      Wadapak I think that was my favorite line 😂😂😂

    • @artcraftlearninghub9898
      @artcraftlearninghub9898 Год назад +16

      “Has nobody told him he ugly?” like father like son 😂

    • @gammaboost
      @gammaboost Год назад +8

      @@artcraftlearninghub9898BURRRNN

  • @iamrandom7199
    @iamrandom7199 2 года назад +3746

    “He actually think he has talent, has nobody told him he’s ugly!”
    EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

    • @AlexGamerBoy16
      @AlexGamerBoy16 2 года назад +15

      Dam 😔

    • @aliyahnurjanah2742
      @aliyahnurjanah2742 2 года назад +7

      Dammm

    • @mustafademir2116
      @mustafademir2116 2 года назад +12

      Every parent thinks like that about their children but they will not say it.

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 2 года назад +3

      ​@@mustafademir2116 this is ma head every single day of every minute and second about what life is like to exist to begin with. 🤔💭🧮📋📊📝

    • @MoonshardHaver
      @MoonshardHaver 2 года назад +2

      XD

  • @jaredrockwell4811
    @jaredrockwell4811 2 года назад +5685

    “Has nobody told him he ugly” that got me 😂

    • @linol819
      @linol819 2 года назад +7

      Why does this have 606 likes and 1 comment?

    • @Man.Im.Dead.1124
      @Man.Im.Dead.1124 2 года назад +5

      Why does this have 754 likes and 2 comments?

    • @Toni.badilm
      @Toni.badilm 2 года назад +5

      Why does this have 931 likes and 3 comments?

    • @TheImmortalArmy822
      @TheImmortalArmy822 2 года назад +4

      Why does this have 1.6k likes and 4 comments?

    • @loganwebb1171
      @loganwebb1171 2 года назад +4

      Why does this have 1.8K likes and 5 comments?

  • @starkiller6059
    @starkiller6059 2 года назад +12574

    "big mac meal with diet coke please"😂🤣💀

    • @amandas.6500
      @amandas.6500 2 года назад +218

      This was my favorite line!

    • @littleorange6361
      @littleorange6361 2 года назад +63

      I used to work at a food court and I had customers ordering jumbo-sized diet Coke

    • @michaelaboros2084
      @michaelaboros2084 2 года назад +156

      I have a doctorate in piano... worked at Burger King to put myself through school... he is not wrong. 😂

    • @motogeee510
      @motogeee510 2 года назад +18

      I have been officially emotionally damaged too . I be like what size fires Sir !

    • @simonvh7092
      @simonvh7092 2 года назад +2

      👌

  • @ladybossshai
    @ladybossshai Год назад +4139

    Asian parents make sure you know how to play every instrument just to encourage you to be a doctor 😭

    • @aribahossain6234
      @aribahossain6234 Год назад +116

      yeah, they only make u play musical instruments cuz they saw in some site that playing musical instrument increases brain power (I think it does?)

    • @franciscosabino8175
      @franciscosabino8175 Год назад +98

      @@aribahossain6234not rlly brain power but faster thinking, coordination, and a better life style

    • @rdpaik
      @rdpaik Год назад +55

      Also to diversify the college application.

    • @curlyhole8861
      @curlyhole8861 Год назад +12

      im asian and i know how to play piano

    • @beauxr.benoit1374
      @beauxr.benoit1374 Год назад +25

      Eye hand cop good for surgeon, and make hand strong. That why you play, you get hand ready for being Doctor.

  • @official_alexthemetalhead
    @official_alexthemetalhead 2 года назад +4247

    *_"He's got a better chance at becoming a SoundCloud rapper."_*
    Comedy Gold 😭😭😭

    • @Yukiyusitzmeh
      @Yukiyusitzmeh 2 года назад +5

      *HE- HEL- HPEL- HEA- HELP- I'M DYE- DYE- DYEING- 💀*

    • @anormalpenguinfromasia9630
      @anormalpenguinfromasia9630 2 года назад +2

      What colour are you dyeing your hair? Or did you mean like “HELP ME IM DYING I ONLY HAVE -1 SECONDS OF LIF- x.x”

    • @Yukiyusitzmeh
      @Yukiyusitzmeh 2 года назад +3

      @@anormalpenguinfromasia9630 soo I choked on hair dye-

    • @CalvinJary
      @CalvinJary 2 года назад +1

      Asian parents want you to play piano because they have no idea what being successful is, or looks like. So the closest they can imagine is getting some barely transferable skill like piano. They don't know how to start a business, or prepare for a tech job, or be a doctor or lawyer themselves, or anything else. Their knowledge starts and ends with: "obey, study hard, and learn musical instruments"

  • @koxichi
    @koxichi 2 года назад +3929

    “His aspirations is unemployment”
    “Has nobody told him he’s ugly?”
    Those two got me🤣

    • @justacarbuncle
      @justacarbuncle 2 года назад +24

      Has no one told him he’s ugly took me the fuck out

    • @koxichi
      @koxichi 2 года назад +5

      @@justacarbuncle It really did.

    • @whaliewho
      @whaliewho 2 года назад +14

      "has nobody told him he's ugly"
      Me: I see emotional damages right there

    • @rorisang8602
      @rorisang8602 2 года назад +9

      I'll tell you what I tell every aspiring musician.
      One big max and a diet coke
      That literally made me laugh out loud.

    • @Senzawa69
      @Senzawa69 2 года назад +1

      Why no one told me that I have this two talents jeez

  • @FizzyK-45
    @FizzyK-45 2 года назад +3847

    *_"He think he Yo-Yo Ma, more like Yo-Yo Nah!"_* Hilarious! 😂

    • @moonshadowrayla3957
      @moonshadowrayla3957 2 года назад +35

      I wonder how funny it would be if he said No-Yo Nah 😆

    • @PokedigiZ
      @PokedigiZ 2 года назад +13

      Pretty sure it was yo-yo yea not yo-yo ma

    • @thisisntdababy
      @thisisntdababy 2 года назад +57

      ​@@PokedigiZ yo-yo ma is a famous musician

    • @PokedigiZ
      @PokedigiZ 2 года назад +14

      @@thisisntdababy oh shoot I'm srry I didn't know that!

    • @berryjack29
      @berryjack29 2 года назад +2

      Lmao

  • @leonoraradovcic4328
    @leonoraradovcic4328 Год назад +734

    “Yo-Yo-Ma. More like Yo-Yo-Nah.” Had me rolling. Great stuff right there. 😂

    • @nancyvallee59
      @nancyvallee59 Год назад +8

      Dont forget the position he had😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @OceanicPearlz1
      @OceanicPearlz1 Год назад +1

      Lol😂😂😂

    • @melissa-02
      @melissa-02 Год назад +2

      @mockingjay666you got the point-😂

    • @dightonazpeitia4350
      @dightonazpeitia4350 11 месяцев назад +1

      @mockingjay666Look here, Captain Obvious. My favorite superhero. Can I get autograph?

  • @carteo7008
    @carteo7008 2 года назад +3898

    “I tell you what I tell all aspiring musicians ‘Big Mac meal with Diet Coke please’”

    • @m3ll0n_c0llie
      @m3ll0n_c0llie 2 года назад +78

      Damn-

    • @S.V.M.Z
      @S.V.M.Z 2 года назад +50

      *audible sigh*

    • @sarahmeeks3957
      @sarahmeeks3957 2 года назад +64

      He fr called me out 😭

    • @mentalbreak4653
      @mentalbreak4653 2 года назад +50

      That was some of the funniest stuff I’ve ever heard

    • @m3ll0n_c0llie
      @m3ll0n_c0llie 2 года назад +41

      As a singer who is trying to make it, I personally felt attacked-

  • @fluffycorn_0wO
    @fluffycorn_0wO 2 года назад +5589

    TwoSet violin is so talented that Steven’s dad’s high high *high* standards even recognizes it 😌👌✨

    • @martiddy
      @martiddy 2 года назад +138

      Ling Ling would be proud of them

    • @linglingwannabe6732
      @linglingwannabe6732 2 года назад +71

      TwoSetters everywhere❤

    • @ZhannArt
      @ZhannArt 2 года назад +90

      Steven doesn’t practice 40h a day so thats why he has no talent

    • @emmadye115
      @emmadye115 2 года назад +5

      @@ZhannArt was about to comment this 😂😂

    • @moji3812
      @moji3812 2 года назад +2

      Yeah

  • @iampancake7275
    @iampancake7275 2 года назад +2247

    I love how he slipped TwoSet into this, I watch them religiously-

  • @Sanityless
    @Sanityless Год назад +201

    "His asperation is unemployment" -StevensDad

  • @andrewstanley
    @andrewstanley 2 года назад +3006

    “My son is dumb” oh my god that delivery i was not expecting that lmfao oh my goodness

    • @jaredrockwell4811
      @jaredrockwell4811 2 года назад +2

      😂

    • @FBAagent
      @FBAagent 2 года назад +1

      This is so true Asian thou 🤣🤣🤣

    • @beyondespair
      @beyondespair 2 года назад

      Where did he find a recording of my dad scolding me? Seriously

  • @PhantomFlameYT
    @PhantomFlameYT 2 года назад +2803

    "What da haaaaaaaaail?!"
    Words cannot describe how hard I am laughing

  • @StareGuy
    @StareGuy 2 года назад +2970

    “You have 3 Career Paths, Doctor, Lawyer, Homeless”
    Nahh 😂

  • @youknowwhereyouare2175
    @youknowwhereyouare2175 Год назад +128

    “He’s got a better chance at becoming a SoundCloud rapper😭” *top ten most brutal fatalities*

  • @RulerOfArniskad
    @RulerOfArniskad 2 года назад +1850

    "YOU SOUND LIKE WHAT DUST TASTES LIKE" CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD 😭

  • @brysonkuervers2570
    @brysonkuervers2570 2 года назад +1844

    “You have 3 career path: doctor, lawyer, homeless”
    That made me laugh more than it should’ve 😆

    • @sirtetris
      @sirtetris 2 года назад +27

      he forgot engineer

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture6709
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture6709 2 года назад +4

      EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

    • @garukong.
      @garukong. 2 года назад +9

      @@sirtetris back then, for traditional Asians, engineer wasn’t a choice either

    • @tiagodagostini
      @tiagodagostini 2 года назад

      Specially because he left out other careers that are on average better (less peak potential but much higher base floor)

    • @Agilku117
      @Agilku117 2 года назад

      That hits way harder than it should.

  • @Kxkichi.216_
    @Kxkichi.216_ 2 года назад +1721

    THE “but twoset violin is success” “cuz they have talent” IS SO RELATABLE OMG😭

    • @wingyanchan823
      @wingyanchan823 2 года назад +4

      😭😭

    • @aflatminor-40
      @aflatminor-40 5 месяцев назад

      But they’re also rly humble and say they don’t have talent 😭😭 Like fymmmm

  • @SpiritmanProductions
    @SpiritmanProductions Год назад +94

    I thought "he has room-temperature IQ" was funny until he said "you sound like how dust tastes" 💀🤣

    • @Enjyu_666
      @Enjyu_666 5 месяцев назад +3

      I'm literally tearing up from that exact combo 😂😂😂

  • @Bananapip
    @Bananapip 2 года назад +2926

    "When I was your age, I had 3 jobs and started a business on the side." - Literally every Asian parents.

    • @dreydenricalton1483
      @dreydenricalton1483 2 года назад +4

      zero comments and 652 likes im bouta fix that

    • @titussmith2981
      @titussmith2981 2 года назад +2

      Make that two comments

    • @Iluvcoffeeforever
      @Iluvcoffeeforever 2 года назад +3

      As an ASAIN I can confirm this is true

    • @vidarodinson5246
      @vidarodinson5246 2 года назад +2

      Dad are not worker in a office, but he have many business project plus mom' have her own business. And here I'm working with just 1 job and I'm tired of It. Lol.

    • @astupidlylongnamethatstoolong
      @astupidlylongnamethatstoolong 2 года назад +1

      and every job and business they had to travel 10km both ways, up hill and down hill, on one of their leg cuz the other started their business as well

  • @mads10039
    @mads10039 2 года назад +301

    "that's bc Twoset has talent." Twoset saw this right 😂

    • @brownsugar.lessice9815
      @brownsugar.lessice9815 2 года назад +42

      Brett and Eddy would say that it’s not talent; it’s PRACTICE! Go practice!

    • @mads10039
      @mads10039 2 года назад +8

      @@brownsugar.lessice9815 I'll give an amen to that

  • @sunp8149
    @sunp8149 2 года назад +1394

    “He think he yo yo ma, more yo yo nah “
    EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
    👁💧👄💧👁

    • @buhleblessing4313
      @buhleblessing4313 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @quaryplayz
      @quaryplayz 2 года назад +1

      What’s even better is that yo-yo-ma is actually a professional cello player, not a pianist 😂

    • @victorylovelace
      @victorylovelace 2 года назад

      😂🤣😂🤣

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 2 года назад

      👟

    • @sunp8149
      @sunp8149 2 года назад

      @@quaryplayz Oh my god LOL

  • @davidfeng9332
    @davidfeng9332 Год назад +216

    three career paths: doctor, lawyer, homeless. This is the golden line for Asian parents

    • @meiyosei78
      @meiyosei78 Год назад +8

      He forgot Engineer because that's something a lot of parents in Southeast/South Asian want their child to become

    • @dopesickdog
      @dopesickdog Год назад +3

      ​@@meiyosei78but studying engineering is actually enjoyable

    • @winzyl9546
      @winzyl9546 Год назад +2

      ​@@dopesickdogha, nice joke.

    • @nowhere-0o0-o
      @nowhere-0o0-o 11 месяцев назад

      @@meiyosei78 right! My Asian step sister became a chemical engineer because her mom wanted her to even though she wanted to be a translator. That wasn't an option she was allowed to have.

  • @SandroFrancisMiranda123
    @SandroFrancisMiranda123 2 года назад +2351

    "TwoSetViolin are successful because they have talent". But Ling Ling practice 40 hours a day!

    • @ineedtopractice4981
      @ineedtopractice4981 2 года назад +115

      for 40 years

    • @eraimattei
      @eraimattei 2 года назад +180

      40 hours a day. Every day for 40 years upside down both ways ON ONE FOOT

    • @stuhff8169
      @stuhff8169 2 года назад +99

      ​@@eraimattei while his other foot is starting a bees - ness

    • @sand6419
      @sand6419 2 года назад +46

      ​@@ineedtopractice4981 and shes 10

    • @GeneralLiuofBoston1911
      @GeneralLiuofBoston1911 2 года назад +40

      ​@@eraimattei And Ling Ling is only 8!

  • @jamiekevingallagher365
    @jamiekevingallagher365 2 года назад +2109

    Kind of funny how nobody's talking about how the parent makes his kid learn to play the piano but is shocked when said kid actually decides to pursue a career with those skills.

    • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
      @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 2 года назад +202

      They only make them play for the prestige not as a career. They get brownie points from other Asian parents if their kids know how to play piano

    • @Thomas-zz4ut
      @Thomas-zz4ut 2 года назад +105

      Music synchronizes all the disparate parts of the brain and fosters deeper thought. It used to be a core requirement at all universities. There's a book by a Daniel J. Levitin, a neuroscientist and musician called, "This Is Your Brain On Music" that posits that music is even more fundamental to our species than language.

    • @jasonreed7522
      @jasonreed7522 2 года назад +50

      ​@@Thomas-zz4uton the one hand him being a professional musician is a possible source of bias, on the other i don't doubt it in the slightest. Its already proven that music can massively help memorize something like the alphabet or calculus. (No joke i learn quotient rule for derivatives to the tune of row row your boat, and i still remember the jingle perfectly)

    • @lenagraham2093
      @lenagraham2093 2 года назад +27

      That’s because having the kids learn piano was only to increase his math skills.

    • @smuggzmug7595
      @smuggzmug7595 2 года назад +1

      Because we watched the video too

  • @herbertturyagyenda9009
    @herbertturyagyenda9009 2 года назад +1622

    "You sound like how dust tastes"........May his emotions rest in peace 🙏🏾

  • @muhammadrizo_mirxonov
    @muhammadrizo_mirxonov Год назад +67

    "Timmy's already neurosurgeon, he is 9"

  • @killionwatts5556
    @killionwatts5556 2 года назад +3054

    “That’s because they have talent!”
    Ouch… that hit a little close to home…
    Also, loving the reference to TwoSet Violin.

  • @xtremekhalidyt5010
    @xtremekhalidyt5010 2 года назад +5102

    “He has room temperature IQ.” That’s crazy 💀💀💀.

    • @gbornitz
      @gbornitz 2 года назад +46

      Mesuared in Kelvin

    • @anshulsinghaifr
      @anshulsinghaifr 2 года назад +15

      ​@@gbornitz I was gonna say the same thing xD

    • @0penthaughtz
      @0penthaughtz Год назад +5

      Eric July has been using this quote for years.

    • @okwatever3582
      @okwatever3582 Год назад +3

      “He has the refrigerator IQ” 💀

    • @reganwolf4405
      @reganwolf4405 Год назад

      🤣😅👌🏽

  • @04rit
    @04rit 2 года назад +2627

    “I tell to all aspiring musicians : Big Mac meal with Diet coke please!”
    I’m dead 🤣🤣

    • @zenwheat
      @zenwheat 2 года назад +22

      I died laughing hahaha

    • @wimpow
      @wimpow 2 года назад +29

      That is a general joke in Germany for certain University careers, lets say for example "art":
      "What does an art graduate without a job say to an art graduate with a job?
      Bic Mac with fries and a coke please"

    • @Breadzels
      @Breadzels 2 года назад +4

      brooo that literally almost killed me

    • @tartaglia.
      @tartaglia. 2 года назад +12

      ​@@wimpowDude, Germans are brutal 😭 I told my German teacher that I got the 2nd highest score for a physics test and he said, and I quote: "Der zweite Platz ist der erste Verlierer." (Second place is the first loser) 💀😭

    • @icy_roulette
      @icy_roulette 2 года назад +2

      ​@@tartaglia. my german grandfather did that to my dad when my dad brought home straight A's and one of them was just a regular A from college and his dad would go: "But A+ is better. You still have room to improve."

  • @R4K45H1_GAMING
    @R4K45H1_GAMING Год назад +452

    As a "professional" musician, I am indeed unable to pay rent

    • @Komican
      @Komican Год назад +10

      Lol git gud

    • @joshheselton633
      @joshheselton633 Год назад +4

      @@Komican LOL GOT EEEM!

    • @ReiAyasuka
      @ReiAyasuka Год назад +2

      *Failure*

    • @TaIlonIV
      @TaIlonIV Год назад +4

      You just have to practice 40h a day like Ling Ling.

    • @Sardavinaenergy
      @Sardavinaenergy Год назад +2

      Why it is problem ? What kind of music do you play?

  • @Chocolate_Bunny758
    @Chocolate_Bunny758 2 года назад +11610

    ”you got room tempurature IQ”
    People who count celcious:😭
    people who count farenheit:😬
    people who count kelvin:😎

    • @Bastila13
      @Bastila13 2 года назад +265

      Was looking for that comment. :D

    • @twipardist9742
      @twipardist9742 2 года назад +342

      This comment is criminally underrated. I like this comment. I like you.

    • @Chocolate_Bunny758
      @Chocolate_Bunny758 2 года назад +52

      @@twipardist9742 is just a comment?

    • @anjhindul
      @anjhindul 2 года назад +80

      I like Kelvin he's a cool dude.
      Ps, Celsius is not spelled that way. And Celsius was invented (along with metric) for people to dumb to remember 32 and 212....

    • @Chocolate_Bunny758
      @Chocolate_Bunny758 2 года назад +65

      @@anjhindul I count Celcius,am from sweden where it was invented🤣

  • @dariuszjackson6749
    @dariuszjackson6749 2 года назад +3053

    "Ooohh Maaaaa Gaaaaahhhhh He has ROOM TEMPERATURE IQ"
    I literally had to rewatch this 3x just to watch the rest of the weejio😂😂😂

    • @Hamzjo
      @Hamzjo 2 года назад +15

      It depends of Wich system you use °C ,°F or °K

    • @cheese6782
      @cheese6782 2 года назад

      @@Hamzjoeither way room temperature in any measure of temperature is a low IQ

    • @fooclsparky7709
      @fooclsparky7709 2 года назад +14

      Laughs in 273.15 IQ

    • @Hamzjo
      @Hamzjo 2 года назад +4

      @@cheese6782 293.15 IQ is not bad

    • @aryan_k_8296
      @aryan_k_8296 2 года назад

      @@fooclsparky7709 300 u mean?

  • @suryaaaaa.
    @suryaaaaa. Год назад +6299

    “He has room temperature IQ.”
    laughs in kelvin

    • @anshulsharma5870
      @anshulsharma5870 Год назад +130

      Yeah😂 that's a smart one

    • @JetJeb5648
      @JetJeb5648 Год назад +41

      underrated honestly

    • @thrye3332
      @thrye3332 Год назад +136

      Cries in degrees Celsius

    • @UnionCowboy
      @UnionCowboy Год назад

      ​@@thrye3332 so stuipid

    • @iamnax
      @iamnax Год назад +60

      ​@@thrye3332looks like a lost child in degree Fahrenheit

  • @1111sharky
    @1111sharky Год назад +41

    “He’s got a better chance at making comedy sketches about this exact moment” LOL HE LITERALLY IS

  • @Fathimath827
    @Fathimath827 2 года назад +1531

    THE SOUNDCLOUD RAPPER LINE HAD ME IN TEARS💀💀

    • @li_celly
      @li_celly 2 года назад +19

      not only did he insulted his son, but ALL of soundcloud rappers as well. T0T

    • @TheBricker371
      @TheBricker371 2 года назад +1

      Cringe comment ahead

    • @Fathimath827
      @Fathimath827 2 года назад +3

      @@TheBricker371 are you talking about my comment or not? how is it cringe?

    • @somuborua
      @somuborua 2 года назад +3

      ​@@Fathimath827 he is talking about himself 😂

    • @noonelooksatusers
      @noonelooksatusers 2 года назад +3

      FRR 😂😂

  • @Candy-lh2pq
    @Candy-lh2pq 2 года назад +590

    "TWO SET VIOLIN HAS TALENT!" An amazing, inspiring quote right there for all viewers who watch Two Set Violin.

    • @theghostchild
      @theghostchild 2 года назад +3

      Agreed!!!

    • @m4rc_24
      @m4rc_24 2 года назад +1

      Yh

    • @heyitsval88
      @heyitsval88 2 года назад +8

      They have talent cuz they practice 40 hours a day

    • @expired_rosin
      @expired_rosin 2 года назад +4

      Pretty sure it's because they practise 40 hrs a day

    • @antriggs4190
      @antriggs4190 2 года назад +4

      I liked the plug for Two Set

  • @NotTheRealAlpha
    @NotTheRealAlpha 2 года назад +930

    "he's got a better chance of making comedy sketches about this exact moment" 💀

  • @carolinekinaro53
    @carolinekinaro53 Год назад +51

    "YOU SOUND LIKE HOW DUST TASTE!!!"💀💀💀

  • @hemenlahkar
    @hemenlahkar 2 года назад +497

    "He has ROOM TEMPERATURE IQ"
    *Laughs in Kelvin*

  • @micahkariuki4247
    @micahkariuki4247 2 года назад +1469

    "He think like Yo-Yo-Ma more like Yo-Yo-Nah" that got me😂
    His reaction when he realized his son subscribed to the Steven he channel nice

  • @Kingplayzbruhrizz
    @Kingplayzbruhrizz 2 года назад +611

    “What da haaaaaaaaail?!”
    I started chuckling immediately 💀

  • @Mexican_Jedi
    @Mexican_Jedi Год назад +36

    "You sound how dust tastes."

  • @exmachin3926
    @exmachin3926 2 года назад +352

    "You have 3 career paths Doctor, Lawyer, Homeless,"
    I'm dead

    • @abhinavchoudhury7000
      @abhinavchoudhury7000 2 года назад +1

      Engineer

    • @jennieg789
      @jennieg789 2 года назад

      @@abhinavchoudhury7000 Yep. My parents are very proud: I am an engineer, married an engineer and my two sons are studying engineering too. I am the favourite child LOL

  • @BtsArmy-il1tw
    @BtsArmy-il1tw 2 года назад +1740

    "You have 3 career paths: doctor, lawyer, homeless"
    😂🤣🤣

    • @anhad7001
      @anhad7001 Год назад +37

      Engineer💀

    • @BtsArmy-il1tw
      @BtsArmy-il1tw Год назад +5

      @@anhad7001 I knew I should have add that 😂

    • @HO1ySh33t
      @HO1ySh33t Год назад

      Career path of OG asian dad "government officer". Lawyer is not well-respected in communist China and communist Vietnam

    • @shellinamanny2197
      @shellinamanny2197 Год назад +3

      I'll take artist☠️

    • @rdpaik
      @rdpaik Год назад +2

      And owning a business is a safety net.

  • @hasanx8066
    @hasanx8066 2 года назад +323

    "Has no one told him he ugly?!?" That's a shame 😂

    • @AabluedragonAH
      @AabluedragonAH 2 года назад +4

      Damn that never stopped Lang Lang /respect the guy, will still clown on him lol

  • @Mayataylorsversion-o9k
    @Mayataylorsversion-o9k Год назад +8

    “WAT THE HIAAAAAAL” got me rolling on the ground laughing 😂

  • @xIts_Kellyx
    @xIts_Kellyx 2 года назад +3346

    “YO YO MA”
    “More like YO YO NAH-“
    NAH- bro had me laughing on the floor 💀

    • @M4RK_349
      @M4RK_349 2 года назад +9

      *'' YO MA MA"*
      *" More like YO DA DA"*

    • @CalvinJary
      @CalvinJary 2 года назад +11

      Asian parents want you to play piano because they have no idea what being successful is, or looks like. So the closest they can imagine is getting some barely transferable skill like piano. They don't know how to start a business, or prepare for a tech job, or be a doctor or lawyer themselves, or anything else. Their knowledge starts and ends with: "obey, study hard, and learn musical instruments"

    • @Tann1ng
      @Tann1ng 2 года назад +4

      @@CalvinJarybro wtf nobody wanted a PowerPoint presentation on it

    • @metr0_b00m1n
      @metr0_b00m1n 2 года назад

      @@M4RK_349😂😂😂

    • @Mj-ART
      @Mj-ART 2 года назад

      That line had me rollin

  • @Romans1212xoxo
    @Romans1212xoxo 2 года назад +2989

    "Timmy is already a neurosurgeon, hes 9!"
    Bro had my soul laughing
    Omg MOM IM FAMOUS!!!!!!!!
    Edit 2: CUZZO THIS IS CRAZZZZZZZY!!!!!!!!!! can we get to 3k likes?

    • @Mtndrew655
      @Mtndrew655 2 года назад +11

      Almost 400 likes and no comments what the hailllll

    • @IT-SZ6
      @IT-SZ6 2 года назад

      ​@@Mtndrew655 what the fuaiick

    • @wabi-sabi422
      @wabi-sabi422 2 года назад +2

      1.4k likes and only one comment!
      Let me fix that

    • @IT-SZ6
      @IT-SZ6 2 года назад

      @@wabi-sabi422 2*

    • @Ultoxgamer
      @Ultoxgamer 2 года назад

      Timmy killed my negative room temperature iq friend by operating on his brain

  • @JoBro-z1b
    @JoBro-z1b 2 года назад +481

    "YOU SOUND LIKE HOW DUST TASTES" that got me bro💀💀

    • @eunoia3926
      @eunoia3926 2 года назад +1

      Me too😂🤣😂😵😂🤣🤣

  • @jnlsportsnewsandupdatesjsn5614
    @jnlsportsnewsandupdatesjsn5614 Год назад +27

    Other than doctor and lawyer the often overlooked Chinese approved jobs are “Chinese Teacher” and “Rice Cooker”

    • @endefisto123
      @endefisto123 Год назад +2

      Aren't engineer and IT also asian approved?

  • @jdplays809
    @jdplays809 2 года назад +8761

    "He's room temperature IQ"
    "You sound like dust tastes"
    Those two got me laughing my life off
    Edit: dang I wish I had that many subs😂

    • @drawingatrandom7679
      @drawingatrandom7679 2 года назад +12

      I think I’ll use that for now on

    • @Urban-Goose-A
      @Urban-Goose-A 2 года назад +9

      IN KELVINNN

    • @peterkaplar1660
      @peterkaplar1660 2 года назад +4

      @@Urban-Goose-A yooo, one more layer of EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! :D XD
      I swaer to god, Steven comes up with the best insults ever. Some of these are truly Shakespearean! XD

    • @AkaedatheLogtoad
      @AkaedatheLogtoad 2 года назад

      Yes

    • @aug3842
      @aug3842 2 года назад

      @@Urban-Goose-Agot damn 293.15 IQ

  • @Daisuke-Koujiya
    @Daisuke-Koujiya 2 года назад +301

    “I had 3 jobs and started a business on the side” had me making tea kettle noises 😂😂😂

    • @CalvinJary
      @CalvinJary 2 года назад +2

      Asian parents want you to play piano because they have no idea what being successful is, or looks like. So the closest they can imagine is getting some barely transferable skill like piano. They don't know how to start a business, or prepare for a tech job, or be a doctor or lawyer themselves, or anything else. Their knowledge starts and ends with: "obey, study hard, and learn musical instruments"

    • @hcxpl1
      @hcxpl1 2 года назад +1

      @@CalvinJary oh, I was looking for someone to explain me why do they make their kids learn piano then, thx

  • @marissabulso6439
    @marissabulso6439 2 года назад +735

    “Why you think I ask you to play piano?” Followed by “room temperature IQ” and the perfect syncing of Beethoven’s Fifth in the background. 😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @LithmusEarth
      @LithmusEarth 2 года назад +1

      So that last comment you made, the musical cue comment, better than the first like 20 comments, because they are all just quotes. Nice ear too.

  • @StefanQuandt
    @StefanQuandt Год назад +3

    I like the new time lapse with echo style to emphasize the thoughts going on in dad's mind.

  • @nore4
    @nore4 2 года назад +2640

    “Has nobody told him he ugly?” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CaydenCODM
    @CaydenCODM 2 года назад +295

    'doctor, lawyer, HOMELESS' HAHAHAHA

    • @AJ-wq3xm
      @AJ-wq3xm 2 года назад

      that is Engineering 🙂

    • @skateboardmd9163
      @skateboardmd9163 2 года назад

      RIP TO ALL MY ENGINEER/ARCHITECT HOMIES OUT THERE

  • @luthor3946
    @luthor3946 2 года назад +242

    "His Aspiration is being unemployed" 💀

  • @The_Artists_love_doge
    @The_Artists_love_doge 4 месяца назад +1

    "he got a better chance making comedy sketches about this exact moment"
    -a very wise man

  • @_roshane_
    @_roshane_ 2 года назад +1156

    "you sound like how dust tatse" 💀....never would've thought I'd hear something like that

  • @jax_ignis5638
    @jax_ignis5638 2 года назад +290

    "You sound like how dust tastes!"
    (Slams slipper on ground)
    *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

    • @evanhagman1640
      @evanhagman1640 2 года назад +1

      Me thinking dust tastes good 💀

    • @Marcus-ec1kx
      @Marcus-ec1kx 2 года назад +1

      This is different level of emotional damage 😂

    • @BazzyBaka
      @BazzyBaka 2 года назад +1

      How can you sound how dust tastes…
      😂😂😂😂

    • @jax_ignis5638
      @jax_ignis5638 2 года назад

      @@BazzyBaka that's the joke

  • @obinnaonah5672
    @obinnaonah5672 2 года назад +203

    “Doctor, lawyer, homeless”. I’m rolling😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @X.Y.Z.07
      @X.Y.Z.07 2 года назад +6

      ​@taylorrowe2002that makes you Indian

  • @Adventure_Epic
    @Adventure_Epic Год назад +9

    Idk y but Steven laying on things gives me life

  • @bretrickle729
    @bretrickle729 2 года назад +603

    “You sound like how dust tastes” best insult.

    • @The4stro
      @The4stro 2 года назад

      im gonna steal that insult

  • @Ms.wannabe
    @Ms.wannabe 2 года назад +604

    “Yo-Yo-Ma…more like Yo-Yo-Nah”👁️👄👁️🤌

  • @mitaalishukla
    @mitaalishukla 2 года назад +173

    "You sound like how dust tastes" is legit the funniest thing I've heard all week 😂 I need this on a coffee mug or something!

    • @reorio7376
      @reorio7376 2 года назад +2

      What does it mean exactly?

    • @PandaSingstheGames
      @PandaSingstheGames 2 года назад +1

      damn you I ran here to say this, I cannot wait to say this to someone about them singing.

    • @mukilaj4559
      @mukilaj4559 2 года назад +5

      @@reorio7376 you know dust tastes kind of dumb or yucky taste right...
      So he say's that he sounds like dumb
      Sorry for my english though....

    • @reorio7376
      @reorio7376 2 года назад +2

      @@mukilaj4559 ohhh lol. Thank you

  • @MikeNoob101
    @MikeNoob101 Год назад +1

    "Has nobody told him he's ugly?"
    he had no reason to throw that in for a pianist

  • @kanwarsinghgill1298
    @kanwarsinghgill1298 2 года назад +186

    Dude compiled all possible Asian parents insults into a half minute video 😂

  • @user-꿀단지
    @user-꿀단지 2 года назад +1048

    "But TwoSetViolin are successful!"
    "That's because TwoSetViolin has talent, you sound like how dust tastes" 😂😂

    • @HeatDeathDestiny
      @HeatDeathDestiny 2 года назад +43

      I wanna see twoset react to this

    • @gregorramsundar
      @gregorramsundar 2 года назад +9

      Hey don't forget about davie504 he is a bassist

    • @adolfomotanavarro6553
      @adolfomotanavarro6553 2 года назад +3

      ​@@gregorramsundar is he asian?

    • @SiriusV23
      @SiriusV23 2 года назад +20

      TwoSetViolin already have emotional damage from watching other prodigy play.

    • @SILE75
      @SILE75 2 года назад +1

      @@adolfomotanavarro6553 No I think he's Italian

  • @johnpierrelauz8696
    @johnpierrelauz8696 2 года назад +824

    "Dad, I wanna be a professional musician!"
    *Nausea Effect for 30 seconds applied to Steven's Dad💀*

    • @LiderKonmils
      @LiderKonmils Год назад +6

      I yhink he got EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!

    • @ameer8203
      @ameer8203 Год назад

      needs to drink milk

  • @steadfastwolf2159
    @steadfastwolf2159 Год назад +1

    Where I stand, the experience with dexterity from playing 27 instruments proficiently provides much to the surgeon pathway.

  • @noobcuberz69
    @noobcuberz69 2 года назад +135

    You have 3 career paths: Doctor, Lawyer, Homeless really got me😂😂

  • @Zemconic
    @Zemconic 2 года назад +170

    "You sound like what dust tastes"
    *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

  • @ZuzukhaLikesCoffeeBun
    @ZuzukhaLikesCoffeeBun 2 года назад +335

    "He actually think he has talent, has nobody told him he's ugly?"
    Me: *psychopathic laugh uncontrollably in Asian*
    (Thx for the likes i only got 1 like once lol)

  • @Tbonesteak23
    @Tbonesteak23 Год назад +1

    "Three career paths, doctor, layer, homeless" dude you are hilarious!

  • @HawkinaBox
    @HawkinaBox 2 года назад +442

    “He’s a neurosurgeon, he’s 9!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Qreator06
      @Qreator06 2 года назад +3

      My god, He has become immortal, no mortal could possibly live for 362880 years

  • @jerlinej3516
    @jerlinej3516 2 года назад +178

    I love how the voiceover is so dramatic yet the montage is just him staring into space in different locations, it’s giving Jerry Springer 😂

  • @PlagueDroctor
    @PlagueDroctor 2 года назад +467

    “You sound like how dust tastes” got me crying bruh 😂

    • @YoutubeKing2772
      @YoutubeKing2772 2 года назад

      100 likes no comment let me fix that
      If you read this your an og
      "Emotional Damage" 🤣🙃🤣

    • @SallySue9725
      @SallySue9725 2 года назад

      Right 😂that got me

    • @reorio7376
      @reorio7376 2 года назад

      Someone tell me what that line meant pls

    • @angelsadventure4996
      @angelsadventure4996 2 года назад

      @@reorio7376 See my other comment.

  • @sukihayer5729
    @sukihayer5729 Год назад +1

    Bro literally turned into a npc at the start💀

  • @ShinyVloggerGaming
    @ShinyVloggerGaming 2 года назад +436

    “Worse thing he can say is no”
    *proceeds to get roasted the hell out of his existence

    • @marcoamazo
      @marcoamazo 2 года назад +3

      Don't you mean roasted to haaaaiiiil. Jk

  • @_seasick8370
    @_seasick8370 2 года назад +151

    His advice being a McDonald’s order caught me all the way off guard 😭lmaoo

  • @Theurbanalchemist101
    @Theurbanalchemist101 2 года назад +193

    I like how this father gave him 3 Asian options. So nice of him

  • @BUGFlower413
    @BUGFlower413 Год назад +3

    This has to be one of my favorite sketches now purely bc of the random shots while inner monologuing >u

  • @ethanjohnson8775
    @ethanjohnson8775 2 года назад +104

    “When I was your age, I had 3 jobs and started a business”
    *-asian dad*

    • @mallusaih
      @mallusaih 2 года назад

      demoman's dad works 36 jobs, his blind >60 y o mom works 4 jobs.

  • @DukeCyrus
    @DukeCyrus 2 года назад +218

    "He thinks he's Yo-Yo Ma, more like Yo-Yo Nah" is what got me

  • @cocobeebunnied7371
    @cocobeebunnied7371 2 года назад +122

    The wording of this whole skit is scratching my brain in the best way

  • @Lilginger89
    @Lilginger89 Год назад +5

    "He sounds like what dust taste"
    Love this line 😂 gonna use this one on my brothers.

  • @randomfnfnation5972
    @randomfnfnation5972 2 года назад +2019

    “He think he Yo-Yo-Ma,more like YO-YO-NAH” I’m rolling in the floor rn bruh ☠️☠️ “HE’S BECOMING A SOUND CLOUD RAPPER”😂

    • @əəəəəə
      @əəəəəə Год назад

      I don't get the former joke

    • @Oggysreejith
      @Oggysreejith Год назад

      ​@@əəəəəə you wont get anything, just leave

    • @zematic_4881
      @zematic_4881 Год назад

      In

    • @mileselon1339
      @mileselon1339 Год назад +1

      Wait, you're in the floor!?

    • @PurpleIsGood_Dog
      @PurpleIsGood_Dog Год назад +2

      Homie laughed so hard that homie got transmitted *inside* the floor..

  • @victormerida1564
    @victormerida1564 2 года назад +274

    "You sound like how dust tastes" man, it wasn't with me, hell I ain't even a musician and that really hurt 😸

  • @Ananaanaya
    @Ananaanaya 2 года назад +347

    "you sound like how dust tastes" Emotional damage

    • @zikzein
      @zikzein 2 года назад

      In other words, nonsense 🤣

  • @Alex-l8t9g
    @Alex-l8t9g 5 месяцев назад +1

    SoundCloud rapper is crazy

  • @DerNomade1871
    @DerNomade1871 2 года назад +164

    "He thinks he's Yo-Yo ma, more like Yo-Yo nah" made me spit my beer out with that one XD

  • @ashleylynn198
    @ashleylynn198 2 года назад +61

    The fact you played Beethoven in the background was just *chefs kiss* perfect 😂😂😂. This whole skit is gold lmao.

  • @SaraSong-mw3zm
    @SaraSong-mw3zm 2 года назад +44

    lol I was thinking "well I mean Twoset Violin is doing pretty good" and then he brought them up XD

  • @JRProductions1203
    @JRProductions1203 Год назад +1

    Ohh, You just got: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGED* My boy.