4 ARMIES ENTER 1 ARMY LEAVES | LIVE Battle Report - ASTRA MILITARUM, T'AU, CHAOS DAEMONS & TYRANIDS
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Army lists
Astra Militarum - pastebin.com/WfLhCi3p
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Chaos Daemons - pastebin.com/ezJizgxM
Tyranids - pastebin.com/2QTTgSdP
Intro - 0:00
Armies - 1:35
Rules - 4:08
Round 1 - 6:40
Round 2 - 36:46
Round 3 - 54:38
MVP & LVP - 1:05:02 
Игры
This game is nothing but chaos
No there is also Tau, Humans, and Tyranids….
insta-hate for running Magnus with Keeper of Secrets. burn in warpfire. gross.
Yoooo please do more of these dumpster fires 🔥 of games this is hilarious hawt! Throw in some orcs! Eldar! this shit is grand!!!
That’s not true I’m playing Imperium
Please do more of this mission it IS the best.
In a galaxy made entirely of warcrimes, Bricky's first turn was particularly warcrimey
How is it a war crime, when you win?
The only difference is that this one gets a medal.
War crime? I think you misspelled "based"
Silly man. Xenos dpnt have human right
@@Relek448 Can confirm his grammatical error
"Lmao fire" said the Cadia tank commander as he fired upon the Tau forces that asked for an alliance, as titans of flesh and daemon psychic powers sliced and diced with creatures beyond the veil of the universe.
Such is da way.
#targetrichenvironment.
Poor orks sitting off screen sad because they can't charge into the explosions
"Please don't turn on us. The survival of both our species depends on us working together. I'll give you an entire sector and a 1/3rd of my resources (first turn and 4 command points. Seems like a valid comparison)"
"LoL"
@@VitaeLibra "Lol" Said the Imperial Commander
@@AbyssWatcher745 During ww2 (Edit: I've been told this happened during the korean war) communications between americans and the brits were famously hard to gauge. Cause when an american commander would ask if they needed reinforcements the british would reply "it's a bit sticky". Which roughly translated into "it's a massacre". Many positions had to be abandoned because americans assumed everything was under control. Since you know... "a bit sticky" is what everyone calls any situation in a war
More complex to understand than your girlfriend when asking what she wants to eat
The brits literally replied back "Lmao we got this... unless? Nah jk"
its actually funny how lore accurate brickys first turn was.
tau see demons n nids across the battlefield, n think "oh fuck, lets see if the imperium will listen to reason n team up against the super evil guys over there".
The imperiums response was to say "ye man sure!", then immediatly turn there tanks around, and obliterate the xenos immediatly.
Eldar got the imperial pass tho
@@PrometheusEpimetheus Rarely. Most of the time it's Eldar using a weak Imperial force as cannon fodder while they withdraw, or they execute the Imperial guard right after the fight while the guard is weak since they can't fight for literal days like Eldar can.
Not really? Multiple times tau and imperial have teamed up when chaos or nids are involved.
I mean realistically nids and chaos are higher priority than tau and eldar to anyone that isnt an ordo xenos inquisitor or deathwatch. There's plenty of examples of temporary alliances between said groups in order to fight off chaos, nids, or orcs.
GIVE THEM THE EMPORERS TERMS OF ALLIANCE.
*Immediately after the Massacre*
Tau: “Its one of the worst things we had!”
The Imperials: “It was big it scared us.”
"How was I supposed to know that? It's big"
Bricky lives up to his Tau hate meme.
I love how the tau player initiates diplomacy, gets betrayed, tries to negotiate with other players and every single one of them starts screwing him over
Ah yes, a lore accurate battle report
As it should be 🤣
In the grim darkness of the far future, diplomacy is useless
Get him! Kick him while he's down lmao
“You have 0 inch movement when you’re f**king dead” has such menacing energy
It’s such a chad statement ‘cause it’s true.
Bricky is ultra chad, literally does not give a shit
Bricky is rolling like he’s got somewhere to be
He was running on pure adrenaline
Gotta get back to recording more Adeptus Ridiculous.
When he has to read up on the daemonculaba
He’s going to HELL!
Of course he rolls fast, he's got fish to catch
*Bricky, in his tank*
"Aww, you're gonna let me go first? Thanks, buddy!"
*He taps the side of the tank and it turns it's guns to the t'au, Bricky just smiling and waving*
"Bye, buddy!"
...I can imagine that way too clearly.
"If xenos offer aliance, ally them to your tank shells"- Sigma Imperium Guardillionaire grindset
They call that "Diplomatic Messaging"
9:48
Bricky: Its alright, I think you might be okay
Narrator: He would not be okay
brickys round one assault on the tau was such a brutal slaughter even khorne himself would have felt uneasy.
Nah. Khorne went full Hogan on that.
Nah, Khorne bust a fat one there
I thought he wasn't a fan of artillery
“BLOOD FOR THE BLO-……..Jesus man, that was not cool….”
Khorne….probably
Khorne shakes his head at the backstabbery and lack of honor
Bricky in his 40k explanation video: People hate the tau because they force people to fight at range and they win at range.
This game: IG demolishing tau at range turn 1, Tau ends up running into melee against IG tanks.
My brain: WOT?
But as he said "they *almost* always win at range"
I died when he said he needed the codex because no tau player knows how to fight in melee. And I say that even after I once killed a wolf priest or what they are called with 6 fire warriors in 2 melee rounds. xD
Bricky: I brought 6 tanks
Everyone Else: I have a diverse army
Bricky: proceeds to slaughter Tau as any good Guardsman would
Edit: Holy hell this comment blew up
Not sure 2 Keepers of Secrets + Magnus or 3-4 Flying Hive Tyrants and some Tyranid Warriors is what I would call diverse.
@@filwilliamson9149 Well, he has Tzeench and Slaanesh, so its diverse :D
@@theclownmechanicus8794 Kinda?
I’d hardly call these diverse armies… (tau not withstanding).
Bricky: you have a diverse cemetery
FTFY.
worst part is even though those guardsmen won against forces that consist of a demon primarch 2 keepers of secrets . the swarm lord and some mechs. they are still going to get offed by the inquisition after this for seeing the demon primarch
They will be remembered as legends tho
We cannot risk corruption and though they have fought valiantly, remember brothers and sisters.... "Innocence proves Nothing"
That's what fudging reports are for and just saying it was a weird red xenos and his consorts. The greatest strength for the guard is just saying weird must just be xenos no need to call the inquisition. This is how you be both a competent and alive commissar.
I think Bricky took adrenaline glands. Watching him go at that shooting was just crazy.
I feel like that is just bricky playing 40k
His face was red in the intro 👀
I love everyone's energy in this, especially Bricky
"Here's a deal, If I die to your Tau punch, I will forfeit"
Bricky after he was asked not to shoot the Tau. "I hate giving people bad news"
The moral of the story is to not give first turn to the guy who can only shoot youm
Imperial Guard: Some Tanks
Tau: Fire warriors and some mechs
Tyranids: The highest synapse organism flanked by three of the most terrifying creatures the Hive mind can produce.
Chaos: BOOK SATAN AND HIS POSSE!
Book Satan and his hoes more like
Tank vs book nerd we know who wins
This feels like the Imperial Guard sent in 6 tanks to wipe out a company of T'au that have multiple Battlesuits and then the Tyranids showed up and then Magnus decided he wanted to intervene in the conflict for inscrutable reasons.
JUST AS PLANNED!!!
Tit snitch came in, took one look at the T’au trying to reason with the tank commander that they needed to deal with the apex predators trying to eat them both and teleported Magnus in without telling him what to do.
Everyone: "I think this could be the future of competitive play"
Bricky: *proceeds to make his tanks touch tips*
Oh wow, a storm surge on the table, looking forward to see this relatively rare model shine a bit )))))))
You poor poor boy
@@loganparry2676 I don't know what you mean, the Storm Surge did a lot of good work for Bricky.
It shined all over those tau
One day my big boy will shoot his guns XD
Oh you sweet summer child.
Imperium sees two of it's greatest and quite likely most hated enemy's. Also sees Tau offering an alliance and chance at victory. Immediately kicks Tau in the nuts screaming carpe diem!
Meanwhile the scary insane grape daemons see all this and realize those idiots over there straight up aren't a threat and go for the bugs because those could be a problem.
This battle was pretty lore accurate and I love it.
The imperium doesn't negotiate with xenos
this is probably one of the funniest videos you guys have ever done
between bricky acting like hes downed 20 cans of red bull and everyone else just getting deleted off the board by each other i couldnt stop laughing
The Tau decimation at round 1 was the best
Man, I got my first army recently. The imperial guard, In fact, and I got six tanks in that whole deal I made (super cheap by the way) I was so stoaked by having six tanks (and a baneblade, but who is counting) I even said that I was a proud owner of six tanks, and now that I see what six tanks can do...
I must say. Very proud owner of six tanks.
Are you sure you are a proud owner of six tanks?
@@MrShark-gi7ii after seeing what happened here, The proudest.
@@borisrebic Im just not buying it, are you really sure?
@@bingobongo7509 sorry I can't hear you over the sound of my six tanks! XD
Me laughing with 600 guardsmen knowing who is rlly better XD
Bricky was so intimidating the tyranids decided "suicide by daemons" to be the better alternative
They literally looked at it and where like "you know what? There's a time and place for everything. I gotta pull some higher brain funtion shit and pick my battles"
Betraying and surprising Tzeentch is easier than going up against Bricky
Can't believe Bricky was so good at this game, he created a shorter copy of himself just to win more
Bricky. The guy who brings one type of unit and still forgets the 3 most important rules. Wins anyway
I could keep going...
What's the 3 most important rules?
@@echo_ironside8006 I can't remember which exactly but one of them was rhat he realized he could heal all his tanks by d3 every round. And then hed had 2 other ones that would have helped even more
@@VitaeLibra there was also old grudges, and he almost never used grinding advance
@@mcarrowtime7095 Bit late but I think he was using Grinding Advance. Demolisher cannons fire d6 shots, and he was doing 2d6 for faster rolling.
Bricky end his first turn:
Why must I do bad things?
Don't let the guy who can only shoot you go first.
He was expecting Bricky to play for the win, which meant attacking one of the melee armies. However, what neither could have known was that Garrett would also not play for the win, proceeding to attack Matt and then get shot to death.
@@l.christoffersen7502 THIS SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME!
@Dik You fool! You expected logic and constitency from that chaos and those people?
That first turn was fucking horrifyingly hilarious. One day you will get to shoot his big guns.
Me seeing the line up: Ah cool, Tau is in a three way tie to be my starting army, I'm curious how they do.
Me 15 minutes in: At least it's only a 2 way tie for my first army?
T'au is getting their 9th codex in a month or so. I'd wait.
New Tau seem like i wont get tabled every time XD
@@dik7310 Burst Cannons are getting 6 shots now. Just run a full Swiss cheese army with ATS and roll 100+ shots every turn at -1 just from your suits.
EZ.
@@ObiWanShinobi917 kinda have that planned already. I love me my suits
"Garrett there are 2 armies just across the board who collapse as soon as they get into melee all you have to do is charge them."
Garrett: "Wild Card" Charges the only army who has melee.
Garrett: "I feel bad about this"
Matt: "Then WHY"
If anybody watches adeptus ridiculous, which I recommend, Bricky makes a statement about that the imperium could wipe out tau as a faction but they would be then exposed and destroyed by other factions in 40K. After watching this are you so sure Bricky?
Just imagine if Bricky never missed any roll in that first round? Tau would have been eliminated in just one round. Plus, if the Tau Mechs end up exploding as well. Sucks to be Tau at times....and yet they have some cool stuff but seem to just suck on tabletop.
Lol and all, but when it comes down to it's raw math, tau have probably less then 200 planets, even without space marines, if every planet mobilized to fight the tau, they could wipe them out even if it was just by crushing them all under the weight of there corpses
@@BloopTube The Tau are in a way a benefit to the Imperium. They make a good buffer between the Imperium and the Orks and other threats of the Eastern Fringe, while probably doing less damage then an Ork WAAAGH from that direction would do.
@@BloopTube a single space marine chapter would have a hell of a time actually wiping out the the tau, the fact is that with the lore behind tau, there infantry can masscre anything except truly overwhelming force, 1,000 space marines, (which realistically the chapter should have less then that) would get fucked, pretty hard, they don't have the numbers to actually skirmish against tau forces, as smaller groups of marines can be dealt with by railguns and long range guns, and if they group up together they can't really do all that much to the surrounding area, which would lead to them getting cut off from there ships in orbit, and from there it's a waiting game for them to get whittled down, even if tau loses are high, a single chapter wouldn't enough as they ultimately don't have the bodies to tie up all the military forces on a world
@@calebbarnhouse496 almost every chapter has *more* then 1000 and the black templars specifically have over 4000. IIRC it's almost 6
I enjoyed this game so much during the stream that I watched it again here. I could not stop laughing! Please do more weird games like these
This is what warhammer was made for, just a bunch of friends throwing some dice and having a good time !
Well 2 of them had a good time.
Tau: "Let's be diplomatic and team up against the more existential threats!"
Imperium: *KILL*
Bricky just looked more and more traumatised the longer his own turn went.
His tanks and their crews chose violence that morning
Bricky: STOP! They're already dead!
Tank crews: if brute force doesn't work, just add more!
Bricky, your MVP was clearly the Stormsurge.
"We need to work together, or else chaos and the tyranids will overrun us all!" said the Tau.
"Lol", said the Guard. "Lmao."
Tau: “Hey Imperium, let’s make a truce and defeat these guys together!”
Imperium: “Sounds like a good plan to me”
*Imperium then proceeds to nuke Tau off of the map*
Seems lore accurate.
It's what those naïve fools deserve
Am I the only one who is questioning why Magnus is running around with 2 greater demons of slaanesh?
And they say he did nothing wrong
I THINK he knows what he's doing
I mean, why WOULDN'T you hang around with boobie daemons when the call to slaughter mortals arises?
Dude they're definitely fuccin
It’s no longer Karn the betrayer it’s bricky the betrayer.
It's Kharn the Betrayer
Karn is liberated
@@velphidrow8317 from now on its bricky the betrayer though
We need a 3-for all with Shy, Bricky and DK
I have no idea how to play the game but I can feel how brutal Bricky's first turn was
This game was pure chaos, T'aus getting erased (as always), betrayals, death, strategizing own models death, Astra militarum eliminating everything (as always).
"You came to this game saying we were going to be buddies, then here he is in my ass!"
"He's playing Slaanesh!"
Not going to lie, doing a 4 player rumble king of the hill is pretty cool.
Edit: So to sum up the video. Gun go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
When the Stormsurge rolls a 6 for explode
Bricky validation
This is so unbalanced and absolute chaos and I want to see it again! - So much fun!
I am amazed at this pure QUANTITY of chaos being achieved in a game WITHOUT orks.
Im at 38 minutes, I get bricky is going to win because literally everyone else is willingly tabling themselves
Dik didnt WILLINGLY table himself. His stormsurge kinda forced the issue
bricky turned from a man fearing for his life, to an antagonist bent on destroying the Tau.
"I think you'll be okay" - Bricky
I fine aged milk quote
“Truce, Gue’la?” Asked the Tau
“Lol,” said the Tank Commander. “Lmao.”
This mightve been my favourite battle report ive seen yet. No clue on rules and such, but the chaos was so enjoyable
This game live was amazing. 1 "wrong" choice from one shooting and one melee army and it all goes to shit. Loved every second of it.
In the wise word of the man himself.
"I don't care if my tanks hits on 4s, when i got fucking three of them"
“I have 16” movement with those.”
“You have zero inch movement when they are dead.”
14:50 "He gave you first turn!!!"
As Bricky slides big boi off screen, and into oblivion
This will go down in history in the Top 10 Anime Betrayals
"You mean the remove models phase?" Im literally dying
Bricky's first turn
Bricky: You brought an Infantry army to a tank fight
Turn 1 results:
Tanks (the WALL OF GUNS): 5 ganged a mecha.
Stormsurge, majority of squadrons: YO HE FUGGIN DED.
While everyone's out trying to play 40k, my boi Bricky out here playing street craps like he's also watching out for cops.
Bricky damn near tabled the man in one turn if he rolled well enough.
I want more stupid games like this. Seriously we need more videos of people just having fun with 40k,basically all battle reports on youtube are objective control matches.
its nice to see a match where guy can just bust out their cool stuff they want to use instead of counting points and min maxing sometimes. makes it feel more like a natural conflict
Bricky with first turn and only tanks. Damn this looking like some heresy
It looks like Bricky purging all the heresy with heavy cannon fire.
Bricky after turn one: "I have a won, but at what a cost?"
His honour, his pride, and most of the Tau tide.
2 cp
A Guardsman, a Tau Fire Warrior, a Daemon of Tzeentch and a Hormagaunt walk into a bar…
"LOL." Said Bricky the Chad, "LMAO."
I find it poetic that after bricky practically nukes the tau off the face of the earth, his reaction was "what have I done?!" The genuine reaction to the first atomic bomb tests was this kind of fear of the power that nuclear weapons would reveal and grant.
I just saw that but 2 of Bricky's leeman Russes actually have Their tracks missing and one is already Primed for painting so i really want to ask this question:
What happenned Bricky???
probably wasnt ready in time for the game
Imperial Guard: The warp nightmares and the planet eaters are both charging us, we should focus fire on these abominations
Also the Imperial Guard: Fucking anime gundam shit, delet
This is the first time I’ve actually watched 40K tabletop and I have no idea what’s going on, but I love it.
What a game! Keep them coming guys! Absolutely cracking to watch!
I barely understand whats going on but that was so fun to watch. Bricky was out there having the time of his life lol
Basically: Tank go brrrrrrr
Words to live by...
Bricky, "You have 0inch movement when your dead."
This was the best episode yet I can't wait to play this with the bois
Just wanna say: those two last fire warriors are my heroes for having outlasted the very magnus
I’ve had a crazy idea for a duel run of a normal match and a kill team match on another table and objectives in the kill team match would affect the normal one such as orbital strikes and terrain modifications.
That’d be cool, the kill team secures something like monitoring system that lets the hit on lower numbers?
Really felt the pain when that Stormsurge exploded.
I once had an Executioner blow up in my face in a similar fashion, killing another Exectioner, two Aggressors, my Techmarine and a single intercessor.
Was hella fun tho
This game might have been an unbalanced cluster fuck, but it was incredibly entertaining to watch.
Bricky: "It's about sending a message"
Look at how Bricky massacred my boy. It's alright, I believe in the BDE (big Dik energy), and I'm not giving up on him that easily.
Also, I appreciate Garrett going ham with his Bricky cosplay.
I will try and not disappoint you come new Tau dex
Bricky was just getting his last few licks in before Tau gets the new codex.
Can't wait to run full burst cannon/fusion blaster with ATS, MP, and table my opponents turn 2 in my Overwatch Phase.
Please please please do more of these. I know nearly nothing about Warhammer (huge fan of the lore, though-- absolutely incredible worldbuilding) and only clicked this video on a limb, but the sheer chaos of four fully-grown men yelling profanities as they smack action figures against each other had me choking up with laughter by the midway point of round 1.
Everyone: *Tries to bring balanced army.*
Bricky: *TANK*
This was hilarious loved all the goof, and fun yall where having
This game was so chaotic the Chaos Gods were like "Dude, chill"
This was the most brutal opening turns I've seen so far *:X*
I feel so bad
"I have 16 inch movement."
"You'll have 0 inch movement when your dead." Is the best interaction.
Now this is a 4-way I can get behind.
This was fucking hilarious, would love to see more chaotic battles like this!
Bricky commiting some comical revenge for his tempestus scions
I saw this in my recommended and got more excited than I’ve been for a video in awhile
Also before anything major happens, I’m cheering for bricky as per my usual
TO BE FAIR, HES THE ONLY RUclipsR IVE EVER HEARD SAY THE WORDS “IM SORRY” so honestly even if he didn’t mean it, I’ll say he has done the impossible on YT an actual apology on a RUclips apology video, so good for him
When 2 dudes show up to a 4 man game with matching haircuts and matching shirts you may want to bank on the betrayal.
This is by far the best bat rep I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen Toby take on the world.
I'm been laughing like a loon for the last half hour of this vid; it's so dumb and I love it. This is why I love this game. XD
The RUclips algorithm has sent me your way and I say I am pleasantly surprised. This is my first brush with Warhammer TTRPG and I enjoyed every second of it! Thanks for the entertainment.
i just started the video but i love the vibes and energy you guys bring. Hardcore gaming with respect to the rules and showing a full game played, but the most casual (in a good way) vibes and jargon that create a really at home feel. I think it’s good not only for very good battle reports in their own right, if more adult oriented, but i also think it can serve as a great way to eke those on the fence about the Hobby
13:20 "Top 10 Most Anime Betrayal"