Festival Advice for Ladies
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- Опубликовано: 23 май 2016
- Yay, it’s FESTIVAL SEASON!
For men, the preparation for a festival is as follows: pretend you are going to a massive stag do. In a field. For women, there is, of course, more to be done: deliberating over everything from clothing to accessories, your ‘festival hairstyle’, seven different bunting options for decorating your tent, which is the best brand of wet wipes, and what your festival Instagram ‘vibe’ is going to be.
Because I have been to many festivals over the years, I am here to save you valuable time with my sage advice. It covers everything from clothing (ask, ‘What would Kate Moss wear?’ and then leave ALL those options at home) to strategic booze, and the likelihood of you creating a wealth of fabulous photos and amazing new chums (slim to none, on both counts). You will also find out why it is CRUCIAL that you opt for chips, rather than free-range sex.
Enjoy!
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I am sending you a virtual hug as this video has brought me so much joy. This was so spot on about what festivals are like! I'm making sure everyone sees this.
So true about girls sitting on their boyfriends' shoulders!
Hear, hear! Amen to that :)
👍😂 I love this advise! mine would be wear Doc Martins they are THE BEST! And become obsessed with the weather forecast beforehand so packing will not be a conundrum of decision making x x x
This had the odd effect on me of MASSIVELY EXCITING ME ABOUT FESTIVAL SEASON
I'm not a festival person but I'm always down for some Moran-wisdom :)
Thank you, thank you. I'm beginning to feel like the only woman who won't be wearing glitter and sequins.
A great reminder of why I never go to festivals ☺
this is why i NEVER got to festivals!!!!
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