I am Packing Down Below

Welcome to part two of my MORANIFESTO! (Rest assured, I’m planning, as all good politicians do, a SCANDAL that will break soon, so that I can add the suffix ‘-gate’. Moranifestogate has a definite News at Ten ring to it).
This week, I turn my revolutionary eye on the world of fashion, and nominate a CRUCIALLY OVERLOOKED ladypart that we should all be making desirable.
Begone, side-boob! The Kardashians must let their bum-fields go fallow! Down with the tyranny of six-pack abs! Where it’s at, of course, is the universally reviled CAMEL TOE.
According to my Moranifesto, we women should no longer fear what’s in the front of our pants. And you’ll find out why the rallying cry for this part of the campaign is, ‘But I will have NO BADGER DOWN THERE’.
Right! Let’s get, er, cracking.
HELLO! Welcome to the very first of my Moranifesto vlogs! (Moranifestations? Moranirants? Let’s not worry about that now).
In which you will see: my kitchen and, if you watch carefully, my cat’s tail! And I shall reveal not only why we should all support Hillary Clinton, but also why, despite being all kinds of awesome, she has ruined my future plan of becoming a soothsaying hag after I’ve been through the menopause. DAMN YOU, HILLARY. But also, YAY, go Hillary!!
HOW TO SUBMIT YOUR IDEAS
The idea of both the Moranifesto, and my RUclips channel is that it’s not just me talking about politics in an amusing and relaxed - although still revolutionary - manner. It’s all of us. I firmly believe that everyone has at least one idea that would make the world a better place and I want to hear those ideas, and get them out into the wider world. Together, we can upgrade this planet, in an organised and polite fashion. So - watch my vlogs, then email me your One Minute Manifesto to [e-mail] - and the best ones will be featured on the channel.
We would like a revolution! Please.
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