Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: SLAUGHTER HIGH
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- Опубликовано: 18 авг 2014
- I review the slasher movie "Slaughter High" (1986), starring Caroline Munro and the world's most middle-aged teenagers. (Originally aired July 11th, 2014)
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I love the idea of a slasher film where the victims basically kill themselves through pure stupidity and the 'killer' gets increasingly pissed off about that. Final scene, the 'killer' throws down their unused machete and walks off in disgust.
"By the way, I'm not a virgin, I've got two days till retirement, and here's a picture of my kids... ooh, and I'm also really a BLACK guy!" I lost it then and there!
That ending could be a great concept, a slasher villain haunted by the ghosts/zombies of their victims
Despite being a slasher villain, I have to admit that Marty has a nice taste when it comes to sneakers. I mean look at those Adidas that he's wearing.
So let me clear what happens in the ending. Shortly after Marty kills Carol in the shower, he suffers a hallucination where Carol and all his other tormentors terrorize him as ghosts of sorts. This causes his him to pass out and he wakes up in the hospital, where he switches places with the nurse (rather quickly, might I add) before stabbing the doctor in the eye with an air-filled syringe.
Sad that the actor who played Marty commited suicide...... Heartbreaking. RIP Simon Scuddamore
Wait, why does the school have a bathtub?!
Interesting fact; this movie was shot in the UK, filmed at St Marylebone Grammar School in Westminster, London, which had closed in 1981 and thus allowed the production the chance to work uninterrupted. The exterior shots of the school were shot at Holloway (abandoned) Sanatorium in Surrey. Many of the cast were British performers who adopted American accents due to the story being set in the United States.
"Holy shit I think Marty might be the killer!!"
Why would he kill the janitor? I know it's the whole black guy always dies in horror films, but the janitor appeared to be the most kind to Marty.
Guys something Tell's me that Marty is the killer
I had a bully named Mike, so Im right there with you, dude! My Mike died a few years ago; my response to the inevitable, "Wow, it's so sad, have you heard?" was "I hope it hurt." Bullies deserve what they get.
A school with... A bathtub? And a bedroom complete with a nightstand? Was it briefly operated as an inn after it was a school? Yeah. Out of everything in this movie that's what spoiled my suspension of disbelief (until the twist at the end anyway). 😂
you don't seriously think a bunch of bullies are going to admit that getting in trouble for what they did is their own fault, do you? i'm 100% convinced that their logic is "if Marty wasn't always being such a nerd, we never would have gotten busted for having to bully him!"
Gee, a horror movie about an unpopular teen who is humiliated in the shower, blamed for the detention the tormenters are given, and then he kills them off in all sorts of over the top creative ways. I never heard that one before.
Why the hell is there a bed in a high school?
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Apparently the bulk of the movie is supposed to take place FIVE years after the opening scene. Maybe it's me, but it looks more like TEN years.
Didn't know April Fools ending at noon was a thing.
You're right, the characters are dumb. Like every bully in real life. XD