Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: 9 DEATHS OF THE NINJA

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @jaymartin8273
    @jaymartin8273 2 года назад +52

    Can we all appreciate the fact that the actress playing 'Honey Hump' delivered that introduction with a straight face? :=)

  • @RelativelyBest
    @RelativelyBest 2 года назад +61

    You know, I kinda love how in 80s action stories the military would just straight up hire actual, literal ninjas as special forces operatives. There's something equal parts awesome and adorable about that, like that was how you thought reality worked when you were a kid.

    • @DeadMeat991
      @DeadMeat991 2 года назад +10

      It has some cartoonish sincerity to it.

    • @Belgand
      @Belgand Год назад +6

      As a kid in the '80s whenever we were playing something military-themed someone always got to be the ninja. There could only be one, but there was always one. We just sort of took it as accepted fact that the army had ninja.

    • @RelativelyBest
      @RelativelyBest Год назад +5

      @@Belgand I love how this suggests you guys had an intuitive understanding of the Inverse Ninja Law as children.

    • @paxhumana2015
      @paxhumana2015 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@Belgand , in the case of G.I. Joe/Action Force, both sides had them, actually.

    • @paxhumana2015
      @paxhumana2015 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@RelativelyBest , fun fact, a lot of modern military techniques for Spec Ops soldiers derive from Chinese, Japanese, and Arabic types of assassins, so, technically, the top of the top Spec Ops groups like Navy SEALs, Spetsnaz, etc. are pretty much like the ninja. Moreover, quite a few of them also literally incorporate all different sorts of techniques of the ninja into what they already know as well, which makes them even more worthy of being feared, as well as respected, as opponents.

  • @spencermanning9994
    @spencermanning9994 2 года назад +30

    0:53: His Son, Kane Kosugi, also portrayed Jiraiya in "Ninja Sentai Kakuranger", which, surprise surprise, is ALSO about Ninjas (Sho played a role in the show as well).

  • @bohemianmonk6222
    @bohemianmonk6222 6 лет назад +58

    The little kid is Sho Kosugi's son. he's rather Infamous for taking both of his boys on every single shoot he ever did. Kind of like Mel Gibson without the domestic violence.

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 5 месяцев назад +2

      And he's a well respected stunt coordinator now. Not sure what the younger son is doing.

  • @donaldpetkus1637
    @donaldpetkus1637 5 лет назад +36

    Asian Pat Benatar attacks Spike.
    Brandon: “ why don’t you hit her with your best shot?”

  • @therealobanir
    @therealobanir 8 лет назад +74

    I think the song and intro were meant to be evocative of the Bond movie intros which were done in silhouette.

  • @BarbadosBeerFestival
    @BarbadosBeerFestival 4 года назад +21

    This Budget Doctor Strange Love performance killing me 🤣

  • @DeepEye1994
    @DeepEye1994 8 лет назад +90

    4:49 What can you do, "Princess Dragon Mom" was already taken.

  • @jliller
    @jliller 8 лет назад +202

    Spike Shinobi does sound like a GI Joe name.

    • @mercentin1499
      @mercentin1499 8 лет назад +8

      yeah this is making me want to play with GI Joe toys

    • @johnnyruttley1598
      @johnnyruttley1598 6 лет назад +2

      Spike Shinobi just in case you forget title and drunk you'll have a name tag to point out he is ninja

    • @randomguy2518
      @randomguy2518 5 лет назад +5

      Or a character from a low budget,probably unsanctioned,nintendo game, like a ninja gaiden ripoff

    • @Brastius
      @Brastius 5 лет назад +5

      That name is so 80's it gave me a perm.

    • @randomguy2518
      @randomguy2518 5 лет назад +4

      You lucked out, if you were female it would have given you a perm AND a huge bush...that also has a perm

  • @thetaconinja8941
    @thetaconinja8941 6 лет назад +36

    BrandonTenold the hostage kid is Sho's son, of course he'd be in it somwhere lol. Just like Pray for Death, also an awsome Sho ninja movie! Have you ever seen Ninja III: Domination? It has a female ninja protagonist who is possessd by an evil ninja!

    • @Ariakin88
      @Ariakin88 4 года назад +4

      James Bowler holy shit I actually know pray for death! Totally forgot about that one lol all I remember is it was awesome!

  • @MisterTutor2010
    @MisterTutor2010 8 лет назад +85

    "Just because it's a shotgun wedding doesn't mean you have to bring firearms.". That's unless the wedding is in Texas :)

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 4 года назад

      make fun but in texas they empty their load during the wedding day
      and empty their load on wedding night ;-)

    • @whatnotbutter7470
      @whatnotbutter7470 3 года назад

      No not Texa, you're thinking about Florida

    • @h8rraider227
      @h8rraider227 3 года назад

      @@whatnotbutter7470 your mistaken! its a hillbillie thang from verginie!

  • @Whitetiger770
    @Whitetiger770 8 лет назад +144

    I'm sure you know this but the reason the kid had a fight scene was because that was Sho's real life son, Kane Kosugi.

    • @Tigerfire75
      @Tigerfire75 5 лет назад +6

      He should of told his son not to accept candy from strangers. I mean what is Spikes plan with those 3 kids?

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 5 лет назад +1

      @@Tigerfire75 Should OF, because phonetically..

    • @royshaheer
      @royshaheer 4 года назад +6

      Eventually he got to do stuff in the 90s super sentai!

    • @drixg555
      @drixg555 4 года назад +12

      The kid grows up to play Kenichi Kai in Ultraman Powered and Jiraiya/Ninja Black from Kakuranger.

    • @TheVampirePredator
      @TheVampirePredator 4 года назад +1

      ...whom he disowned.

  • @EdgeZXY
    @EdgeZXY 4 года назад +12

    Revenge of the Ninja is definitelt my favorite Sho Kosugi movie. My dad was so excited to show it to me.

  • @cloudtx
    @cloudtx 5 лет назад +22

    The villain being such a direct and blatant ripoff of Dr. Strangelove is hilarious.

  • @Campbellzilla
    @Campbellzilla 8 лет назад +22

    I think the only reason the kid had his own fight scene was because the kid is Sho Kosugi's son Kane Kosugi.

  • @donaldpetkus1637
    @donaldpetkus1637 8 лет назад +77

    Perhaps the three dancer sequence was an attempt to create a Maurice Binder feel for the opening credits, similar to what Binder did for the James Bond films maybe they lacked the special effects expertise or resources to do a complete homage. Or maybe they had nothing in mind other than people like looking at pretty women dancing. That was enough for me.

    • @Neville60001
      @Neville60001 7 лет назад +11

      You got it the first time.

    • @chaunceyhulbert7264
      @chaunceyhulbert7264 6 лет назад +10

      Yeah, I think you're right with the bond explanation. And also........its 1985.

    • @davehood2667
      @davehood2667 4 года назад +2

      Pretty much what I was thinking, copying the Bond gimmick.

    • @mr.pavone9719
      @mr.pavone9719 4 года назад +2

      I'm all for the theory it's all about looking at pretty women.

  • @jospi2
    @jospi2 8 лет назад +94

    5% Dr. Strangelove, 5% James Bond, 90% crap.

    • @paxhumana2015
      @paxhumana2015 10 месяцев назад

      I doubt that you could make a better film yourself.

    • @vlexonkol8466
      @vlexonkol8466 6 месяцев назад

      Did you say that if you eat turd instead of food at restaurant?

    • @DeepEye1994
      @DeepEye1994 Месяц назад

      @@paxhumana2015 At least they're just making a funny and accurate joke towards a bad film and not making brain dead "You can't say the food is burnt if you're not a chef"-level cope for said bad film lmfao

  • @futuristica1710
    @futuristica1710 5 лет назад +14

    The Thomas Dolby joke made my day!

  • @lerm2866
    @lerm2866 4 года назад +8

    This played in THEATERS! I recall seeing the newspaper ad when I was eleven.

  • @supernaut6660666
    @supernaut6660666 7 лет назад +28

    I actually saw this in the theater when I was like 12 ( '85). It was so bad even a 12 year old recognized what a stinker this one was. My friend at the time, who drug me to it, was a Sho Kosugi groupie.

    • @supernaut6660666
      @supernaut6660666 4 года назад +4

      @@CourtneyDaryanani lol, yes...dragged (damn auto correct)

  • @DeepEye1994
    @DeepEye1994 7 лет назад +16

    Holy crap, tonight I rewatched "Lethal Weapon" after years and only now I noticed that the actor who played Alby the Cruel was in it too, at the beginning, he's the guy in red who holds Mel Gibson at gunpoint (MovieClips uploaded a video called "Crazy Cop", check that out, that's the scene where he appears). Since I know him only through this review (which I rewatch from time to time because it's one of my favorites), it was surreal to see him in a big famous movie. The way he yelled in that scene is the part where I went "Wait... is that Alby?" haha

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx 3 года назад

      big rip : (. i wish the guy'd acted in more stuff. the couple things i've seen him in he gives a pretty unique and memorable performance.

  • @jasonpepe7617
    @jasonpepe7617 4 года назад +4

    I wore this movie out playing my bootleg copy over and over on my RCA VHS video player (that couldn’t even record) - the 80’s were awesome. This is by far one of the best Ninja-ploytation movies ever made. Hats off to you for reviewing it. Rock on!

  • @44excalibur
    @44excalibur 4 года назад +5

    Yeah, I could see Sho Kosugi playing Storm Shadow with Michael Dudikoff playing Snake Eyes.

  • @mattchew6426
    @mattchew6426 4 года назад +10

    Now that I've finally seen a review of this movie (thank you), I have three more movies that I need to see reviews for:
    1) American Ninja
    2) American Ninja 2
    3) Avenging Force
    It's basically just the Michael Dudikoff "hat trick" of 80s action movies. The dude had a decent run, for a little while...

    • @crocketgsxr6
      @crocketgsxr6 4 года назад +2

      He is in the 4 American Ninja movie too. Plus Pat Morita is in the fifth one

  • @guillaumebabey4484
    @guillaumebabey4484 7 лет назад +46

    Your snarky comment on Switzerland and Nazi money is... sadly quite accurate. Regarding the movie, I really can't decide if it was self-aware or completely serious. XD

    • @RichardWatt
      @RichardWatt 3 года назад +2

      I wonder if there's another movie like this with Commie bad guys rather than Nazis (the Swiss also banked money for the USSR)?

    • @guillaumebabey4484
      @guillaumebabey4484 3 года назад +2

      @@RichardWatt It'd be easier to make a list of the countries we didn't bank money for!

  • @donaldpetkus1637
    @donaldpetkus1637 8 лет назад +33

    The wheelchair guy is a cross between Maximilian Scheel and Peter Strangelove Sellers

    • @pauricboylan3571
      @pauricboylan3571 6 лет назад +3

      That's Anthony kedis from the Red Hot Chili Peppers Dad😃

    • @lookingforlove839
      @lookingforlove839 5 лет назад +1

      And some doofensmirtz

    • @Srksius2802
      @Srksius2802 4 года назад

      @@pauricboylan3571 Wasn't Kiedis' dad some low level drug pusher?

    • @lerm2866
      @lerm2866 4 года назад

      @@Srksius2802 don’t know about that but he was a well known bartender in LA. and a busy character actor

  • @manicpixiefangirl4189
    @manicpixiefangirl4189 4 года назад +15

    Ok, the lady villain is my new favorite thing. The hair...the acting...that’s grade A cheese. 👍🏽👍🏽

  • @jyrilaaksonen4065
    @jyrilaaksonen4065 5 лет назад +9

    Thanks for the review. It's been a while when I have laughed this hard. By the way my reactions for that first dancing scene was same as you when I first see this movie. Trust me, tvelwe-pack of beer went REALLY fast when I watched this

  • @gidkath
    @gidkath 6 лет назад +11

    Just when I think I'm becoming too jaded, you run something like this, and I end up spit-taking my milk. XD

  • @Buford_T_Justice1
    @Buford_T_Justice1 5 лет назад +8

    How do you follow up Asian Pat Benetar?
    With four midgets in funny hats!

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 7 лет назад +38

    If this movie gets remade, the German villian should be played by Charlie Day.

    • @xxedgy_outsiderxx9978
      @xxedgy_outsiderxx9978 5 лет назад +4

      Hell yeah

    • @stevietonche
      @stevietonche 5 лет назад +1

      Id pay money for that.

    • @undeadgentalmen
      @undeadgentalmen 4 года назад +3

      It would a Sunny in Philadelphia episode where the gang is trying make an action movie, and they would be ripping off bad comedy action movies thinking that are good action movies to steal from.

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 4 года назад +1

      or ryan reynolds
      we know he can play bat-shit crazy

    • @garyhall7867
      @garyhall7867 3 года назад +1

      No, they need to bring Blackie back

  • @kriitikko
    @kriitikko 8 лет назад +15

    Did Brandon honestly ignore the scene where Sho shoots Rahji but Rahji caughts the bullet midair and stucks it up to his nostril? I know that scene exists, I've seen it.

  • @henrykujawa4427
    @henrykujawa4427 2 года назад +4

    Hey-- they were sent on their mission by James Bond's TENNIS-PRO sidekick from "Octopussy"! I'm shocked that he actually made more than just that one movie.

  • @dinosoid2000
    @dinosoid2000 5 лет назад +2

    One of his sons is Kane Kosugi who played Kazama in Godzilla: Final Wars, the human alter ego of Ultraman in Ultraman Powered, as well as competing alongside his brother Shane in several seasons of the original Ninja Warrior (Sasuke).

  • @mikestansbury2510
    @mikestansbury2510 2 года назад +4

    how can you not love an opening credit sequence with ninja training in the fog with 3 dancing babes? what more could you ask for?

  • @UltimateThanos
    @UltimateThanos 8 лет назад +13

    God, this movie was abysmally bad. I rented it from Netflix a while back and all I could focus on was Not-David Cross doing a pitiful excuse for a German accent. If anyone thinks this is par for the course for Sho Kosugi films, you are sorely mistaken! Please check out the Cannon Films ninja trilogy, and Pray for Death. All of which are excellent martial arts films, and in Pray for Death's case, a hybrid of martial arts and revenge film with a kick ass 80's synthesizer theme song!

  • @ChadJonesAYelpInTheDark
    @ChadJonesAYelpInTheDark 2 года назад +4

    This movie makes sense if you realize it's trying to launch Sho Kasugi as a Bond character.

  • @takayasu2009
    @takayasu2009 7 лет назад +3

    Speaking of the Ninja films, I love 'American Ninja' I and II. And my favourite Sho Kosugi Ninja film is 'Revenge of the Ninja'.

  • @firstelvys
    @firstelvys 8 лет назад +5

    Yeah... Sho pretty much peaked at Ninja 3: The Domination for me... But this was all sorts of fun! Bought the DVD for about $2 a few years ago.

  • @danielfrancis3660
    @danielfrancis3660 4 года назад +1

    Actor vijay amritaj who played rankin starred in one of the roger moore james bond movies and was once a profesional tennis player. I saw him at wimbledon

  • @jetfire851
    @jetfire851 8 лет назад +13

    So is Steve Gordon related to Douglas Gordon from Godzilla: Final Wars and/or Captain Gordon DEFENDER OF EARTH?

    • @philipmonihan8222
      @philipmonihan8222 6 лет назад

      Sure, that movie's a bit of a mess but his character was awesome.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 7 лет назад +38

    Spike Shinobi. That is the best ninja name ever

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 7 лет назад +1

      3:11 AAAH! Japanese Bellarians!

    • @tolentarpay5464
      @tolentarpay5464 4 года назад +2

      Isn't that one of the characters from "Cowboy Bebop"?

  • @44excalibur
    @44excalibur 4 года назад +2

    Actually, Rutger Hauer did the best version of the old “hand grenade in the mouth" trick in Wanted: Dead or Alive.

  • @Mattteus
    @Mattteus 8 лет назад +3

    3:05 O_O oh, oh my... It's like the video for The Number One Song in Heaven and the audition scene in Flashdance had a ninja baby

  • @plumaaudaz
    @plumaaudaz 8 лет назад +10

    Great review, but i get distracted... Why is it call "9 deaths of the NINJA"? 9 deaths of what? Does he has to kill 9 villains or something like that?

    • @WritInWater
      @WritInWater 6 лет назад +7

      That's how many kittens where killed in the watermelon scene.

  • @wrath2501
    @wrath2501 7 лет назад +1

    Before I found this channel I had no idea there were so many WTF movies out there.

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 5 лет назад +3

    'Madam Whoopie's floating boat palace!'
    Goldberg had to make her money somehow I suppose...

  • @Brooklyn_Bleek
    @Brooklyn_Bleek 4 года назад +1

    Oh shit, is Capt. Steve Gordon Gary Daniels? You should do reviews of some of his movies. (Blood Moon, Cold Harvest, etc...)

  • @matewbran5951
    @matewbran5951 6 лет назад +3

    The part with the girls dancing is the best piece of artistic performance in the movie😀

  • @Brooklyn_Bleek
    @Brooklyn_Bleek 4 года назад +1

    How about doing a review of Blind Fury starring Rutger Hauer as a blind swordsman. He even fights Sho Kosugi at the end of the movie.

  • @CD-Gaming
    @CD-Gaming 5 лет назад +3

    Well, when that opening starts, you certainly can't accuse the film of lying! At all! Even they don't know... anything at all, come to think of it...
    New Drinking Game: Take a drink every time I start laughing cuz "what am I seeing?"

  • @carloscardona6587
    @carloscardona6587 8 лет назад +11

    Does Brandon know that he has a son who starred in Super Sentai by the name of Kane? He's a Ninja Ranger-much better than just a ninja. Plus he could stop bears from taking a pic-a-nic basket!

  • @edenwayne8407
    @edenwayne8407 3 года назад +3

    15:56 "gago"/"gaga" are Filipino words that means "jackass" (it's a gendered word so "gago" refers to men and "gaga" refers to women), and I think he also said "Baka-tare" which is Japanese for "idiot".
    so his multilingual-ness might be the reason for his nonsensical mish-mash of accents.

  • @5TailFox
    @5TailFox 4 года назад +3

    "The tiny net is always a surefire...It is a net, and it is tiny."

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 8 лет назад +3

    Well this does make monday that much better.

  • @tylerskiss
    @tylerskiss 8 лет назад +2

    I know I saw this- I remember the box, I remember waiting for it to be in to rent it and, well, as a kid I never missed a Sho Kosugi film, but I have absolutely no memory of ANY of this.

    • @Jolar70
      @Jolar70 8 лет назад +1

      I don't remember the box, but I know it was one of those large, oversized, "clamshell" boxes with the plastic insert inside, favored by the likes of Wizard Video, or ANY porn company at the time!

  • @UltimateNinja-fe6yh
    @UltimateNinja-fe6yh 6 лет назад +6

    Review 1985s Pray for death!?

  • @neilbrown9922
    @neilbrown9922 3 месяца назад

    Just re-watching this review, and at about 11:15, in the office I swear that is an Osborne 1 microcomputer on the desk, which came out in April of 1981. It had a 3 inch monitor built in.

  • @jamesgagnon6230
    @jamesgagnon6230 5 лет назад +1

    😂 your commentary had me in tears!!! I remember this movie from when I was a kid ! Lol

  • @Derek_Smallshorts
    @Derek_Smallshorts 8 лет назад +5

    Wait, wait, wait! Brent Huff??? From *Gwendoline*???

  • @captainjackharkness2136
    @captainjackharkness2136 8 лет назад +3

    It seems like Spike does all the fighting and Steve gets all the women. So they're basically the main characters in Challenge of the Tiger.

  • @TitanosaurusFan75
    @TitanosaurusFan75 6 лет назад +2

    Manilla...
    Manila...
    *Minilla*
    Jesus, I'm having flashbacks from the earlier days of the channel

  • @hal900x
    @hal900x 6 лет назад +1

    Awesome, didn't know about Alby. Ive met Anthony several times and I can totally see where he got his weird energy. His dad is great in this.

  • @craigh5236
    @craigh5236 Год назад +2

    15:56 That sounds like the Unas language from Stargate Sg1

  • @bohemianmonk6222
    @bohemianmonk6222 6 лет назад

    Thanks for making this video. I remember watching this movie when I was a kid cuz I was completely ninja crazy and saw every movie Sho Kosugi ever did, though I never could pronounce his name right. It's been my experience that most of the ninja movies that I love from that era are pretty unwatchable nowadays because they're just so unbelievably dated. Once again I found myself doubled over with laughter because of your dry snarky sarcastic wit. Good job Brandon! Your videos are better than 6 Minute Abs.

  • @johnfrusciante6548
    @johnfrusciante6548 Месяц назад

    Sho Kosugi IS the box cover model for Shinobi. They borrowed the Enter the Ninja poster image.

  • @tokuwriter2872
    @tokuwriter2872 3 года назад +1

    For some weird reason, I can’t stop rewatching this review.

  • @AFox739
    @AFox739 2 года назад +2

    Alby the Cruel is what happens when you combine Dr. Strangelove and Jim Lahey.

  • @francoisuntel6238
    @francoisuntel6238 6 лет назад

    nice work man, discovered you this week and ive been on a binge ever since.
    i strongly suggest 9 and a half ninja, i have fond memories of this stoner flick.

  • @frozenscargaming5657
    @frozenscargaming5657 5 лет назад +1

    This movie sums up to the phrase-“There’s no way this could get any weirder…and I spoke to soon.”

  • @TylerSkylionChilders
    @TylerSkylionChilders 3 года назад +1

    Just found out that Blackie Dammett, aka John Keidis passed away on May 12 of 2021. RIP dude, that was a crazy role you played.

  • @mattchew6426
    @mattchew6426 5 лет назад +1

    Hey Brandon, could you do a review of "Avenging Force" (starring Michael Dudikoff, of "America Ninja" & "American Ninja 2: The Confrontation" fame)? It's a classic cheesy action flick...

  • @falcon048
    @falcon048 4 года назад

    I am so glad I saw this review. This will be one Sho Kosugi movie that won't be in my collection. Also, was his partner in Bukaroo Bonzai?

  • @cj854
    @cj854 27 дней назад

    The poster for this movie is included in the background of the latest TMNT movie

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 7 лет назад +1

    I just have to believe "Blackie Dammett" is that actor's real name. Could you imagine if he'd joined the military? The phrase "damn it" is the basic punctuation of a drill sergeant's vocabulary. Guy would have gotten so much punishment exercise they'd just have him shot-putting mortars by the time he went into combat.

    • @markcarpenter6020
      @markcarpenter6020 2 года назад +1

      Naaa they don't do that as much these days. I was surprised when I saw a documentary of modern training. I think if some of those recruits were quarter decked as much I was they would die.

  • @wugglesx
    @wugglesx 3 года назад

    i kind of love how their guns at the wedding look almost just like the one the kid in terror vision had. i think that was a really popular design for a couple decades. if i'm not mistaken they're suppose to be m16's arent they?

  • @OmarBhoo
    @OmarBhoo 3 года назад

    Love this movie, all of Sho Kusagi's movie really. I got my outdoor tv/stereo setup in my back deck to chill with my bros cuz corona. One of his movies always gets in the rotation.

  • @troyschulz2318
    @troyschulz2318 3 года назад

    BTW, the pervy Ambassador is played by tennis legend Vijay Amritraj. I have no clue why or how he appeared in this.

  • @FreihEitner
    @FreihEitner 2 года назад +1

    Hmm, 9 Deaths Of The Ninja looks like it just might be the inspiration for 2014's Kingsman, or more correctly it's 2017 sequel.

  • @ethansmith2942
    @ethansmith2942 7 лет назад +1

    I love how the look out areas in the beginning were made from cardboard

  • @teaguehansberry3135
    @teaguehansberry3135 6 лет назад +3

    Opening sequence is what the fuuuuuuuck!? A 1980's kinky workout video?

  • @vemonist79
    @vemonist79 3 года назад

    Growing up in the 80 I was and still a huge sho kusugi fan and hope you review the other 4 80s ninja movies he started in

  • @yoda-bt6pm
    @yoda-bt6pm 8 лет назад +1

    hey Brandon you did top 10 ray Harryhausen movie but you have not spend a whole episode on one of his movie so can you do one please

  • @mrrictus
    @mrrictus 3 года назад

    I have watched this movie so many times that I have damn near total recall of it from start to finish.

  • @ethanwebster2501
    @ethanwebster2501 8 лет назад +1

    Yo Brandon, could you review The Increddible Melting Man? It would be the only non kaiju movie on your show that I have seen!

    • @mrsuns10
      @mrsuns10 4 года назад

      Yes I want this reviews

  • @CaptainRufus
    @CaptainRufus 8 лет назад +16

    This might be the greatest bad movie ever.

  • @larrykawano9626
    @larrykawano9626 3 года назад

    The guy playing with the balls (11:20) -- the ambassador -- is Vijay Amritraj, a tennis player famous in his day....

  • @bohemianmonk6222
    @bohemianmonk6222 6 лет назад

    Correct me if I'm wrong but in my experience most industrial epoxies require curing time before they actually set. Perhaps there's one I don't know about that sets instantly?

  • @j.e.pouccoui3
    @j.e.pouccoui3 3 года назад

    17:22 Fun Fact: The Guy Who Directed The North Korean Godzilla Rip-off "Pulgasari" Also Worked On The '3 Ninjas' Series.

  • @GrAdeADub
    @GrAdeADub 18 дней назад

    Came here accidentally... funny asf commentary... you're damn right I subscribed!!!!🤣🤣

  • @godlessgoth213
    @godlessgoth213 4 года назад

    I remember this movie from a LONG time ago but it's been so long since I saw it. I saw this on video in the 80's.

  • @clarkkent4734
    @clarkkent4734 2 года назад +1

    Honey Hump might just be my favourite bat shit performance of all time

  • @gyrrakavian
    @gyrrakavian 3 года назад

    What the hell fruit was Spike using for ninja practice? I don't think I've ever seen one of those.

  • @drixg555
    @drixg555 4 года назад

    8:26. Why am I reminded of that one stage in the video game God Hand?

  • @Scott_Burton
    @Scott_Burton 5 лет назад +5

    17:20 "did we really need the little kid to have his own fight scene?"
    Actually, yes, it was part of Sho Kosugi's standard practice that his kids got parts, to launch their future careers (you will find both Shane and Kane Kosugi are in several of the movies he stars in)
    Oddly Shane and Kane routinely played characters named Shane and Kane respectively, often as the sons of Sho's character.

  • @jetlox
    @jetlox 6 лет назад

    Sho Kosugi also had a son play in Ninja Sentai Kakuranger Kane Kosugi played Ninja Black Jiraiya which was used in power ranger season 3

  • @richardphillips3678
    @richardphillips3678 2 года назад +1

    Damn! I believe they filmed this in Tennessee!

  • @gentlemanjoe6912
    @gentlemanjoe6912 4 года назад

    wait...the counter parts are CAPTAIN STEVE gordon and jennifer BARNES? Did they just quasi put in captain america and bucky barnes counterparts into the movie? Or is captain steve gordon supposed to be Captain america and flash gordon together?

  • @williamcrowe2576
    @williamcrowe2576 8 лет назад

    So they open their ninja/black ops movie with an 80's music video? What is this, "For Your Eyes Only"?

  • @dev6rehab666
    @dev6rehab666 5 лет назад

    The little girl on the bus at 4:30 is the blind girl from the fist of the north star movie you reviewed.