Daily Fantasy Sports: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @STAWSKINATOR
    @STAWSKINATOR 9 лет назад +663

    If it's a game of skill then how can Janice from accounting fucking win?

    • @notrajanmali
      @notrajanmali 9 лет назад +1

      +DoomHemlock You legend

    • @Koroistro
      @Koroistro 9 лет назад +94

      +BryceStawski Because she has a master in statistics.

    • @GuyWithAnAmazingHat
      @GuyWithAnAmazingHat 9 лет назад +116

      +BryceStawski Do not underestimate the mathematical powers of accountants.

    • @elili1990
      @elili1990 9 лет назад +64

      +BryceStawski why do you think she was hired on the first place? that bitch is a beast with spreadsheets

    • @margaretsavoy9885
      @margaretsavoy9885 9 лет назад

      uyWithAnAmazingHat

  • @keanehgz
    @keanehgz 9 лет назад +2321

    I'll watch a 007 movie with James Bond portrayed by John Oliver :)

    • @spark9_
      @spark9_ 9 лет назад +7

      truth

    • @voiddragon3758
      @voiddragon3758 9 лет назад +60

      +keanehgz and Janice from accounting lol

    • @emdotrod
      @emdotrod 9 лет назад +19

      John as James Bond.
      Janice in accounting as Bond girl
      And of course, his weapon of choice is a silk horse tranquilizer that is Kenny G's 'Going Home'

    • @krishtrinity
      @krishtrinity 9 лет назад +4

      +Trevor A i definitely would watch that

    • @peterloya7168
      @peterloya7168 9 лет назад +13

      +keanehgz Instead of killing he will just invite his opponents to have a civil discussion on the matter.

  • @connorskudlarek3119
    @connorskudlarek3119 9 лет назад +1039

    Who else saw this and wondered if Phillip DeFranco is going to respond to this video?

    • @orbit7118
      @orbit7118 9 лет назад +186

      OOOOOH BABY A TRIPLE

    • @christianmendez931
      @christianmendez931 9 лет назад +119

      Oh that's right, he always talks about John Oliver. Awkward

    • @JO3DIGGA
      @JO3DIGGA 9 лет назад +71

      Haha!😂 literally the first thing I thought of. I'm praying he does respond to this.

    • @shikkaba
      @shikkaba 9 лет назад +32

      +Connor Skudlarek He probably will. He's said before that he doesn't let his sponsors control his content. He did a story on the problems Draft Kings was having before.

    • @GamesFromSpace
      @GamesFromSpace 9 лет назад +9

      So true that these sites sponsor everybody. (even defranco and jon oliver)

  • @ryana3665
    @ryana3665 Год назад +184

    It would be interesting to see an update of how these companies pivoted into ACTUAL 100% gambling a few years ago and observe the chokehold they have on not only national advertisements, but content creators for the sports as well. They surely weren’t lobbying and waiting for any significant legislation changes were they?

    • @Sam-lr9oi
      @Sam-lr9oi 9 месяцев назад +3

      also the state of NJ's court case that overturned the sports gambling ban, I imagine they got tired of not getting a piece of the action after busting organized crime operations that were already working out of casinos in AC.

  • @ahouyearno
    @ahouyearno 8 лет назад +2477

    Draft Kings advertises on porn sites and if it advertises on porn sites, you know you shouldn't try it.

    • @34cvc
      @34cvc 8 лет назад +127

      can i ask how exactly did you discover those ads?

    • @thecatsmeow6178
      @thecatsmeow6178 8 лет назад +217

      +34cvc
      by looking at porn

    • @ahouyearno
      @ahouyearno 8 лет назад +230

      MasieWTF [Papa Masu] by doing lots and lots of research.

    • @thecatsmeow6178
      @thecatsmeow6178 8 лет назад +160

      Highly extensive research

    • @34cvc
      @34cvc 8 лет назад +56

      ahouyearno what would be some good sites for me to research too?

  • @Maffoo
    @Maffoo 8 лет назад +2729

    I checked the source for their website, and they genuinely do have the keywords "british nerd, brit dork, news goof, birdy fact funny man". Lols. Commitment that!

    • @KGisthename
      @KGisthename 6 лет назад +44

      I was wondering if they really did hahaha

    • @TheMMObro
      @TheMMObro 6 лет назад +29

      I figured they did tbh, i'm glad u confirmed it unless u are lying

    • @DirkDiggler2000
      @DirkDiggler2000 6 лет назад +90

      @@rockleefanlj This episode aired over two yrs ago. So its possible that the tags were changed in that time.. Check the date of video before you comment..

    • @DirkDiggler2000
      @DirkDiggler2000 6 лет назад +54

      @@rockleefanlj if a joke, my bad, it went way over my head.. Don't take it so personal.. Gessh!

    • @Crazdor
      @Crazdor 5 лет назад +14

      @@rockleefanlj Do you abuse all forms of punctuation as much as you do random people on the internet, or is there something about commas that makes you hate them as much as someone expressing a view that differs from yours?

  • @vinhle9251
    @vinhle9251 8 лет назад +3410

    he makes boring topics interesting and looks like an owl

  • @jackdaft258
    @jackdaft258 4 года назад +1274

    "Do they pay something to play? Do they win something? It's gambling."
    Tell that to EA and Ubisoft

    • @punkazecke3881
      @punkazecke3881 4 года назад +40

      Ah yes all the money you can win in EA und Ubi games.

    • @jackdaft258
      @jackdaft258 4 года назад +75

      @@punkazecke3881 The quote was "do they win something" not specifically the word money but ok

    • @jaimedanielhernandezrios5398
      @jaimedanielhernandezrios5398 4 года назад +87

      @@punkazecke3881 you're right. It's worse than gambling because you get things worth less than monopoly money

    • @punkazecke3881
      @punkazecke3881 4 года назад +6

      @@jaimedanielhernandezrios5398 thats my point

    • @technoturnovers7072
      @technoturnovers7072 4 года назад +9

      @@punkazecke3881 you do realize that lootbox items can be sold for cash in many cases, right?

  • @PhoenixXZY
    @PhoenixXZY 9 лет назад +2250

    I love the reoccurring Janice in Accounting gag lmao "She just don't give a fuck!"

    • @ackbarfan5556
      @ackbarfan5556 9 лет назад +50

      She'll never get old.

    • @Craplatte
      @Craplatte 9 лет назад +106

      +ackbarfan5556 And if she did... you know that she wouldn't give a fuck about it

    • @Lull622
      @Lull622 9 лет назад +109

      +PhoenixXZY Somewhere there's an actual Janice, who works in accounting, and she's watching this. And she just does not give a fuck.

    • @PhobeBarrymore
      @PhobeBarrymore 9 лет назад +46

      Same with the "except you didn't notice, this isn't (country), this is (country)" and Gwyneth not being able to wear things.

    •  9 лет назад +5

      +PhoenixXZY Really? I hate it. I don't get it. It is just a lame running gag.

  • @TrustBuster-jp6gl
    @TrustBuster-jp6gl 8 лет назад +438

    Anyone can succeed; but only only 1% win most of the money. Is he talking about Fantasy Sports or the American Dream?

  • @dannydang4738
    @dannydang4738 9 лет назад +1520

    Things dudes love,
    Sports, Money, and a Lack of Commitment.
    Bravo John. Bravo.

    • @spacialawareness
      @spacialawareness 9 лет назад +7

      Ayyyy Teemo :D

    • @thisone45
      @thisone45 9 лет назад

      stepped on like 8 teemo mushrooms today..

    • @garganchua
      @garganchua 9 лет назад

      +Danny Dang things dudes hate: teemo

    • @dannydang4738
      @dannydang4738 9 лет назад +5

      thisone45 How to not step on shrooms.
      1. Recall.
      2. Don't move until the game ends.

    • @DarkenedAuras7653
      @DarkenedAuras7653 9 лет назад

      +Danny Dang real solution, murder teemo every time he shows up so he never hits 6

  • @antonbrakhage490
    @antonbrakhage490 4 года назад +512

    I'm still waiting for James Bond: Aversion to Violence, starring John Oliver.

    • @JohnRay1969
      @JohnRay1969 2 года назад +2

      I wish I could "like" this twice! ❤️

  • @mikewatkinson1996
    @mikewatkinson1996 7 лет назад +1989

    wtf I'm actually beginning to wonder if Janice in Accounting is an actual person that works for HBO

    • @metin5408
      @metin5408 5 лет назад +158

      she is she has been on the show she works bts at last week tonight

    • @supergluehotty
      @supergluehotty 5 лет назад +97

      @@metin5408 BUT, does she give a fuck?

    • @FrostSylph
      @FrostSylph 5 лет назад +130

      @@supergluehotty after the retirement plan episode, yes she does.

    • @supergluehotty
      @supergluehotty 5 лет назад +16

      @@FrostSylph forgot about that.

    • @sumairb9978
      @sumairb9978 4 года назад +74

      her name's Jill Twiss. she's a writer on the show :)

  • @BluePiggy
    @BluePiggy 8 лет назад +2638

    I definitely want to see John Oliver play James Bond. It's an idea whose time has come.

    • @GamerPony
      @GamerPony 8 лет назад +70

      Johnny English done right or basically the British version of SPY where an intelligence agency desk jockey gets upgraded to field agent

    • @thecatsmeow6178
      @thecatsmeow6178 8 лет назад +92

      +GamerPony
      or someone mistook John Oliver to be the real James Bond and the entire movie just consists of him trying to actively say he's not the real Bond - only to be either not believed or constantly interrupted.

    • @kjaxky
      @kjaxky 8 лет назад +11

      Peter Sellers aka The Pink Panther was in a James Bond type film

    • @BluePiggy
      @BluePiggy 8 лет назад +4

      Kal Jak Yes, it was Casino Royale, but it didn't really bear any relationship to the novel.

    • @jojo666lol
      @jojo666lol 8 лет назад +2

      Lee Brown lol

  • @NikkiBudders
    @NikkiBudders 7 лет назад +900

    "Hey Jocks, how does it feel to be a nerd's bitch?"
    My new favourite line in this entire series.

    • @Mel-lj5cq
      @Mel-lj5cq 3 года назад +22

      "I understand math" is also great

    • @kavukkii
      @kavukkii 3 года назад +10

      That quote screams dnd to me idk why
      Edit: holy fuck I got it. Artificer to a barbarian

    • @thagodwecreate5179
      @thagodwecreate5179 3 года назад +10

      I feel like having a firm understanding of math makes life a lot easier

    • @rebeccahulthe1098
      @rebeccahulthe1098 3 года назад +10

      Mine is whenever he dissmisses any thing with just a ”coool”

    • @sorryifoldcomment8596
      @sorryifoldcomment8596 Год назад

      16:26

  • @veskokanchev2285
    @veskokanchev2285 5 лет назад +157

    As a kid, seeing these betting games all over sitcoms on TV, I thought they were just an integral part of American culture. Now I realize they were just sponsorship deals to make it seem so.

    • @ianj705
      @ianj705 3 года назад +21

      It’s amazing how much our perspective of life was just advertising

  • @THELIZMARH
    @THELIZMARH 9 лет назад +2780

    #Oliverfor007

    • @keegankopas4421
      @keegankopas4421 9 лет назад +1

      If you clone him he's OO7

    • @MisterJon70
      @MisterJon70 9 лет назад +1

      +Dank Salamander ♟♞♝♜♛♚
      Manga Chess by David Cortese
      ♙♘♗♖♕♔

    • @yong-haotan6576
      @yong-haotan6576 9 лет назад +22

      +Dank Salamander If he is the Bond, I will watch it. 3 times.

    • @grege5074
      @grege5074 9 лет назад +4

      +Dank Salamander #notmyjames

    • @luxi.9906
      @luxi.9906 9 лет назад +5

      I would love to see that... ♡

  • @CoopRaccoon
    @CoopRaccoon 8 лет назад +1975

    In case anyone's curious, the only teams not involved with daily fantasy are the Saints, Seahawks, Cardinals and 49ers.

    • @cameronharris4788
      @cameronharris4788 6 лет назад +164

      Seahawks probably because Washington has a tough sports gambling act

    • @RobertMichael
      @RobertMichael 4 года назад +36

      Go niners!! 🤣🤣

    • @WhatACoolArrow
      @WhatACoolArrow 4 года назад +69

      Almost the whole NFC West. Cool! Fuck the Rams lol

    • @armandobenavidez331
      @armandobenavidez331 4 года назад +17

      So the NFC west lol

    • @trypptrapp266
      @trypptrapp266 4 года назад +4

      Hey good to know that my team decided not to do that, thought the deflators are

  • @mikurunrunrun
    @mikurunrunrun 8 лет назад +313

    Who else googled 'Birdy Fact Funny Man' immediately after watching this clip?

  • @tuckerbowen4626
    @tuckerbowen4626 4 года назад +276

    Fantasy Football is like Dungeons & Dragons for the guys who used to beat up the people who play Dungeons & Dragons

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @spencerofthecoast6415
      @spencerofthecoast6415 3 года назад +1

      @D P Sports Larpers

    • @solsystem1342
      @solsystem1342 2 года назад +2

      Except without all the input and fantasy. I'd say Blaseball is similarly absurd but they're kind of a completely different beast.

    • @lap2garage854
      @lap2garage854 2 года назад +5

      My old boss used to call it dungeons and dragons for jocks lol

  • @lance134679
    @lance134679 8 лет назад +947

    I would watch "007: Aversion to Violence".

    • @roguechevelle
      @roguechevelle 8 лет назад +109

      I couldn't help but imagine John Oliver as the reluctant spy who is sucked into the gig by a case of mistaken identity. He keeps correcting and explaining he isn't who they think he is but is either not believed by antagonists or keeps getting interrupted by explosions and chaos. Now i really want to see that movie!

    • @disneydork100
      @disneydork100 7 лет назад +7

      roguechevelle soooo kinda like Cars 2?

    • @paulmahoney7619
      @paulmahoney7619 6 лет назад +12

      disneydork100 except good.

    • @MrEndstage
      @MrEndstage 5 лет назад +2

      Or get smart

    • @vincentaguirre1691
      @vincentaguirre1691 4 года назад

      I was the 666th like.

  • @noahfisch
    @noahfisch 8 лет назад +789

    My friends and I were in a fantasy football league, and we all lost to my mother, who knows nothing about sports.

    • @josephperez2004
      @josephperez2004 8 лет назад +55

      Game of Skill! Game of Skill!
      Hehe, I kid.

    • @potatopower5253
      @potatopower5253 8 лет назад +129

      And it's especially aggravating because you know your mother doesn't give a fuck about sports. SHE DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!

    • @zillafire101
      @zillafire101 8 лет назад +71

      Janice has children now? Soon, the lack of giving a fuck will spread.

    • @ML-tr1um
      @ML-tr1um 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah, you guys are dumbasses!

    • @Sam-bm6yf
      @Sam-bm6yf 6 лет назад +2

      Rev Doe it's a joke

  • @wholefoodplantbasedcookingshow
    @wholefoodplantbasedcookingshow 8 лет назад +86

    OMG. You are my new favorite show. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. LOVE IT!

  • @Aphelion11
    @Aphelion11 3 года назад +337

    Anyone can win fantasy sports, just like "anyone can win" capitalism.

    • @schloughed
      @schloughed 2 года назад +7

      I found the commie.

    • @saadsachwani2837
      @saadsachwani2837 2 года назад +16

      Based

    • @samich9010
      @samich9010 2 года назад +2

      @@cat-le1hf The top people in fantasy sports are there because they’re big sports fans but because they can make which takes expensive education

    • @DrFunk-rk6yl
      @DrFunk-rk6yl 2 года назад

      @@cat-le1hf that's exactly why most courts have ruled in favor of draft kings and fan duel.

    • @olliegray21
      @olliegray21 2 года назад

      Bruh...

  • @amsedelm
    @amsedelm 9 лет назад +423

    God that was brilliant on so many levels. John is the man!

    • @SigiPower1982
      @SigiPower1982 9 лет назад +4

      +amsedelm no it wasn´t. He did prove that DFS is in fact NOT gambling but still called it gambling. lmao

    • @factanonverba7547
      @factanonverba7547 8 лет назад +11

      +SigiPower1982 so, basically you are defensive because you are addicted to this stupid fantasy shit.

    • @SigiPower1982
      @SigiPower1982 8 лет назад

      +kevin mcneeley
      What? addicted? No im one of the smart ppl making my living playing poker for 15 years now. Just because i´m making common sense, you don´t need to try attacking me in person. I guess you are one of the losers out there overrating himself not being able to realize that you aren´t smart enough so you decide to call it "gambling".

    • @governmentcontractor765
      @governmentcontractor765 8 лет назад +6

      +kevin mcneeley so, basically you didn't read anything he said and made up some shit about him being defensive.

    • @SigiPower1982
      @SigiPower1982 8 лет назад

      +Roger Wilson know about probabilities, know about odds, know about presumed ranges of your opponent, know a LOT about math, know about body language, know about risk management in general. If all of this was gambling, then why is "trading" an official job description and why do ppl need to get certificates to be employed by a bank? Just longterm losers with a lack of brain call poker or DFS gambling, problem there: most ppl living on this planet are utterly stupid.. Anyway: keep "gambling" paying my bills guys :)

  • @bmac4
    @bmac4 8 лет назад +54

    "Hey jocks, how does it feel to be a nerd's bitch?" Amazing.

  • @katelynsinc
    @katelynsinc 8 лет назад +894

    I can see it now.
    'The names Oliver, John Oliver'
    *James Bond theme plays*

    • @aromaladyellie
      @aromaladyellie 7 лет назад +27

      ... on a kazoo.

    • @nicholasgillogly6448
      @nicholasgillogly6448 6 лет назад +8

      John Oliver 0069 (Directed by Mel Brooks) is a shitty spoof of James Bond.

    • @asherikamichaela8425
      @asherikamichaela8425 6 лет назад +5

      Nicholas Gillogly I'd say it'd be better than any James Bond thing ever made, personally...

    • @andy87778
      @andy87778 6 лет назад +1

      Ellie F iikk

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 6 лет назад +12

      Shaken, not stir- actually could you give me a club soda instead? My stomach is not doing too well and I'm afraid someone in this bar is going to try to kill me before I finish this drink so I think it'd be irresponsible to be inebriated during a possible shootout that may involve- you know what just forget it I see a guy coming to kill me now.

  • @vigilstudios3010
    @vigilstudios3010 3 года назад +305

    John Oliver's unrelenting, self-deprecating humor is the best aspect of his show. Also, John Oliver for the next James Bond!

    • @jacobolson9650
      @jacobolson9650 3 года назад +10

      Nah, he should be the next Jonny English.
      Too perfect.

  • @romanwing1499
    @romanwing1499 8 лет назад +729

    John Bond: The British Spy Comedian that will K.O. you with his jokes

  • @protips__
    @protips__ 8 лет назад +656

    This might actually be Seth Rogan’s best work.

    • @Niscate
      @Niscate 8 лет назад +17

      15:48 What's her name again? How do I know her?

    • @protips__
      @protips__ 8 лет назад +50

      Katheryn Hahn. She was the horny/crazy wife of Adam Scott in Stepbrothers that John C. Reilly sleeps with.

    • @spenguin983
      @spenguin983 6 лет назад +1

      Protips i

    • @thomascheckie2394
      @thomascheckie2394 3 года назад +8

      @@protips__ And now she's in WandaVision! crazy, didnt expect to see her here lmao

    • @MrSimmies
      @MrSimmies 3 года назад

      Wouldn't take much.

  • @TheTonyEntertainment
    @TheTonyEntertainment 9 лет назад +149

    Who is the actress with Seth Rogen?

    • @KinetiK138
      @KinetiK138 9 лет назад +22

      +Antonio Díaz She's a helluva an actor, I'd like to know too.

    • @-vee-7009
      @-vee-7009 9 лет назад +15

      I think she's the chick on step brothers lol

    • @CosmicEpiphany
      @CosmicEpiphany 9 лет назад +50

      +Antonio Díaz Her name is Kathryn Hahn she played a killer role in Step Brothers and a ton of other really funny movies.
      www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/1177928-kathryn_hahn

    • @TheTonyEntertainment
      @TheTonyEntertainment 9 лет назад

      Unorthodo_x thanks :)

    • @dcunitedmts
      @dcunitedmts 9 лет назад +3

      +Antonio Díaz Kathryn Hahn

  • @dorpth
    @dorpth 5 лет назад +348

    My proudest gambling moment was when I entered an ultra low stakes 10 cent online poker tournament. After spending 4 hours on it, I finished 181st out of 40,000.
    I won $2.20. I made $2.10 after 4 hours of work :(

    • @danielwarner8246
      @danielwarner8246 5 лет назад +56

      CONGRATULATIONS BIG WINNER

    • @Vletra
      @Vletra 4 года назад +23

      ehhh low stakes games are less about money and more about the thrill
      which is why my favourite poker is in video games, but not in directly poker video games
      like watch dogs poker minigame is amazing because you both have stakes(your progress depends on ingame money) and you also dont have any irl stakes(losing ingame money wont cause any real life consequences) thusly its the best combination of thrills caused by risk and also not actually risking anything important

    • @frankforster706
      @frankforster706 4 года назад +5

      Familiar with that. Played a little poker with my friends, then started online. Was obviously new and tried to find my way. Played a free roll tournament which was either my first or second tournament online. Played something like 10 hours and won the fucking thing vs 3000+ opponents. First price was a million dollars!
      Then I realised that there's another section on the site - they called it 'real money games'... Felt a bit down but took the optimism of having won the whole thing as motivation to make a small deposit - only to notice that real money games are quite a bit different from just practicing poker with nothing at stake (which is pretty much like playing soccer with an imaginary ball). Never got anywhere near winning a tournament with that many players ever again. Still, I appreciate the lessons, most of all: poker IS a game of skill first and self-discipline is one of the most basic skills you need to have. I didn't have enough not to make costly irrational/emotional decisions from time to time so I gave up wasting money after a while. Playing was fun but I agree, you wouldn't accept any job with that kind of profit/salary per hour.
      Personally, I'd say that for the successful players both fantasy sports and poker are games of skill first. For the vast majority they are games of an absence of (sufficient) skill and luck can't counter that in the long run. Does that make them games of skill or gambling overall? I wouldn't put a label on it and believe both applies. As John Oliver said, no issue with making both legal but there need to be regulations to prevent gambling addicts from losing more than gambling money they got left to spend

    • @zacharysmentek576
      @zacharysmentek576 4 года назад +1

      CONGRATULATIONS! COULD HAVE MADE MORE MONEY WORKING MINIMUM WADGE!

    • @dorpth
      @dorpth 4 года назад +5

      @@zacharysmentek576 That certainly was the joke, sir.

  • @dylanmauga
    @dylanmauga 8 лет назад +223

    i love last week tonight with bird fact funny man

  • @ericwilliams7304
    @ericwilliams7304 9 лет назад +122

    #JaniceFromAccountingForPresident!

    • @UnknowinglyDerpy
      @UnknowinglyDerpy 9 лет назад +12

      +Eric Williams Cant happen cause she dont give a fuck about anything

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 9 лет назад +5

      +Eric Williams
      Janice's campaign slogan:
      "Meh"

    • @EngineeringVignettes
      @EngineeringVignettes 9 лет назад +2

      +UnknowinglyDerpy
      She is perfect for the job then... completely non-biased.

    • @slicedGabe
      @slicedGabe 9 лет назад +1

      +Eric Williams Still better than Bernie Sanders

    • @IlForte77
      @IlForte77 9 лет назад +2

      +Eric Williams ♟♞♝♜♛♚
      Manga Chess by David Cortese
      ♙♘♗♖♕♔

  • @MsRandomPro
    @MsRandomPro 8 лет назад +181

    Who else died at "super divorce", and not to mention this whole video, his fucking awesome i love this dude!! ^^

  • @tharrock337
    @tharrock337 5 лет назад +210

    90% of what is said in this episode equally applies to lootboxes... Get on it john, we need them dealt with.

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 5 лет назад +12

      I wholeheartedly second this motion.

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 5 лет назад +24

      Belgium has already declared lootboxes to be illegal gambling targeted at minors and forced every game company that puts lootboxes in their games to remove them from the Belgian versions. The rest of the western world needs to follow suit, so I also agree with this.

    • @taylormiconi3993
      @taylormiconi3993 5 лет назад +3

      The difference with lootboxes is that you ALWAYS get SOMETHING, not just nothing

    • @jinkisaragi874
      @jinkisaragi874 5 лет назад +6

      @@taylormiconi3993 Yeah keep defending this shit. What you get 98% of the time is worthles even compared to a pack of skittles and even the stuff that has some worth is obsolete a year later when the new online casino gets released.

    • @TrippinCozy
      @TrippinCozy 4 года назад +3

      I think it depends on if the loot can be converted back into money, and a lucky loot box can be converted into profit fairly easily.
      If so, you will feel tempted to spend more money than initially intended chasing a profit, hence gambling.
      If you can only loot the boxes and that's it, anything you would get stays there in the game, you were anyways gonna spend that money in-game and expect random items. It's not like you could've expected anything but a loss in matter of money.

  • @_dvstn_
    @_dvstn_ 9 лет назад +258

    Anyone else up in the middle of the night and bout to go to bed and just found this was uploaded a minute ago and said "alright ill just watch this"?????

  • @AznPiano999
    @AznPiano999 9 лет назад +64

    "How does it feels to be a nerd's bitch?"
    Lmfao, I can't believe I haven't used that one before. That is gold.

    • @annandale_usa
      @annandale_usa 9 лет назад +1

      Thomas, what is your Vietnamese name?

    • @AznPiano999
      @AznPiano999 9 лет назад +1

      Minh Tho^ng

    • @BonzoKilbourn
      @BonzoKilbourn 9 лет назад +1

      +Thomas Phan So did you just pick Thomas because english speakers can pronounce it easily?

    • @AznPiano999
      @AznPiano999 9 лет назад +1

      BONZO KILBOURN Yup pretty much. And since I'm an American, might as well have an American name. My Viet name becomes my middle name.

  • @triciew8664
    @triciew8664 7 лет назад +845

    Interesting the 1% of winners are not these sports experts or even jocks, it's the "NERDS" with mathematical and statistical skills. LOL I love it😹

    • @tiacat11
      @tiacat11 5 лет назад +72

      "Hey Jocks. How does it feel to be a nerd's bitch?" fucking KILLED me. Well played.

    • @michaelb6349
      @michaelb6349 4 года назад +24

      When I was in high school I was in a small fantasy league and ended up beating the 3 huge football fans because I literally just averaged out the rankings of a couple of the actual experts. (Not at all impressive just making a comment relating to this)

    • @alks091
      @alks091 4 года назад +3

      Just like everything else 😂

    • @montcliffeekuban1335
      @montcliffeekuban1335 4 года назад +8

      AstronomyToday Actually I’m not quite sure I agree with John here and this is the first time I’ve actually said that.
      The fact that only a very small, extremely qualified group of people repeatedly win only proves the point that this is predominantly a game of skill. If it were to be predominantly a game of chance, shouldn’t the winnings more randomly distributed across a much larger group of participants?
      John seemed to contradict himself a little there. Can someone erudite in this field bother to enlighten me please?

    • @fallout560
      @fallout560 4 года назад +17

      @@montcliffeekuban1335 I think the point of this piece is these fantasy sports companies are not being transparent with their game. If it is a game of skill, then they can't make ads saying anyone can win. If it is true that anyone can win, then it's a game of chance

  • @300IQPrower
    @300IQPrower 3 года назад +22

    “The most addictive thing you can do on a phone” someone tell him about Gacha. All the predation of gambling with far less financial gain and vastly more targeted psychological and emotional manipulation!

    • @zacharymenchaca2336
      @zacharymenchaca2336 3 года назад +3

      We need a Last Week Tonight episode on Genshin Impact.

  • @Gunman610
    @Gunman610 9 лет назад +57

    Poker is a game of skill with elements of luck. And anybody who plays poker who says that it ISN'T gambling because it's a game of skill is an idiot. Because of the skill I have, I've won more money than the vast majority of less skilled players, but that doesn't stop one of the from occasionally taking down a big tournament for 4-5 figures. And while in the long term, good players will come out ahead and bad players will fall behind, in the short term, I could get busted (and have) by somebody who called off 70% of their stack with Q6 against my KK. But that's gambling.

    • @lotte604
      @lotte604 9 лет назад +4

      +Gunman610 Here here! People need to realize just because there's an element of luck in a game it doesn't mean it's void of skill. Just like poker, just like fantasy sports.

    • @juliofranciscogomezstoppel1860
      @juliofranciscogomezstoppel1860 9 лет назад +1

      +Gunman610 by stadistical distribution, small football teams will sometimes win over big, favorite, allways on top teams. That makes Football a gambling game?
      The very fact you mention "Because of the skill I have, I've won more money than the vast majority of less skilled players" is the proof that in normal conditions, you have much more chances to win against someone lacking your skills, stacking odds in your favor. Nobody knows for sure whos gonna win before the match ends, but if the Barcelona goes against my old school football team, i would bet my house and my soul to Barcelona, because of THEIR SKILLS. Every fucking game has elements of luck, even chess (bad decisions, unseen pieces, even a sudden mental condition), Implying some games don't is idiotic.

    • @robinhoodOO7
      @robinhoodOO7 9 лет назад +2

      +Julio Francisco Gómez Stoppello
      "That makes Football a gambling game?"
      Most ridiculous analogy ever. (1) The players are not betting. (2) They control everything, as opposed to things actually be based on luck and statistics (i.e. what card turns or is likely to turn). It's like saying betting on horses is the same as riding the fucking horse. Do you know anything about betting and gambling? lol

    • @lotte604
      @lotte604 9 лет назад

      This is how you should look at games that are based on a mixture of luck and skill:
      In the short run, the law of large numbers don't really apply, and thus, luck is king. If it's a game about rolling dice, and I win on a roll of 1 to 4 and lose on 5 and 6, it's not out of the question that I could hit that 33% bad luck patch and end up losing despite the odds in my favour. After all, it's just one roll.
      In the long run, the law of large numbers will apply, and thus, skill is king. Taking the same game as above, over thousands and thousands of rolls, it becomes very unlikely that I'll end up a loser. In fact, I should be winning 2/3rd of the time in the long run.
      The skill element comes from only betting when I'm statistically more likely to win than lose, and make these correct decisions repeatedly. Thus, DFS and poker are both skill-based games in the long run.

    • @robinhoodOO7
      @robinhoodOO7 9 лет назад +1

      *****
      Except in poker you eat away at the role luck plays by being more skilled. In DFS, you do it both through skill AND bankroll AND throwing hundreds of more darts than your opponents.
      To use an obvious example, if I'm in a tournament, there is only one of me at a table competing and I'm on level playing as every other individual. In DFS, the top something like 15% make up over 50% of all lineups. Thus, the reason they win more in the long run is NOT solely due to skill, which makes it substantially distinguishable from poker.

  • @MalikEmmanuel
    @MalikEmmanuel 9 лет назад +63

    the way the payouts from the fantasy sports companies go (90% of earnings to

    • @ryos.7757
      @ryos.7757 9 лет назад +3

      +MalikEmmanuel inb4 Bernie Sanders becomes President of Daily Fantasy Sports and demands change.

    • @0mink0
      @0mink0 9 лет назад +38

      +MalikEmmanuel True, except with fantasy sports, you can choose not to play.

    • @masterofmundus1304
      @masterofmundus1304 9 лет назад +1

      +MalikEmmanuel Just pointing that out, or do you dislike it enough to want to try and change it?

  • @reverzive4166
    @reverzive4166 2 года назад +57

    12:13 it's incredibly ironic to see FanDuel offering the promo code "Astroturf" just a few minutes after we saw FanDuel employees essentially astroturfing in Union Square

  • @SydneyCarton2085
    @SydneyCarton2085 8 лет назад +118

    Meanwhile Biff is building an empire off of his winnings.

    • @gigabic7487
      @gigabic7487 8 лет назад +5

      Yeah, and biff was smart enough to not use fanduel. He did normal ol' horse racing and sports bets.

    • @MelvinHowards
      @MelvinHowards 8 лет назад +4

      +Arcadio Buendia You're Supposed To Be In Switzerland You Little Son Of A Bitch!

  • @Chanceyec
    @Chanceyec 8 лет назад +272

    THE RETURN OF JANICE IN ACCOUNTING!!!

    • @cityzengirl
      @cityzengirl 6 лет назад +4

      Isabella Green I like her. She gets it.

    • @pineapple_kid2570
      @pineapple_kid2570 6 лет назад +7

      She drank all the hazelnut creamer again...

    • @luisisthenamelitn6978
      @luisisthenamelitn6978 5 лет назад +2

      She did that before taking the money pot...

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 5 лет назад

      Janice finally decided to give a fuck and, in doing so, won the office pot. Good on her.

  • @itsMetroGnome
    @itsMetroGnome 9 лет назад +106

    Finally. Sunday night fap routine. Thanks John!

    • @toolazyforausername6427
      @toolazyforausername6427 6 лет назад +2

      OMG ITS METROGNOME I LOVE YOUR STUFF :D

    • @jasonchui6226
      @jasonchui6226 3 года назад

      Draft Kings advertises on porn sites and if it advertises on porn sites, you know you shouldn't try it.

  • @chetricker
    @chetricker 4 года назад +72

    Fun fact: One of the best Fantasy Football players in the world (being rank 1 at a point) is world chess champion Magnus Carlsen. So yeah

    • @jaypeterman6442
      @jaypeterman6442 3 года назад +4

      That is not a real thing. Stop spreading misinformation.

  • @SharkAcademy
    @SharkAcademy 9 лет назад +67

    The thing is that poker also shouldn't be illegal and is different than regular gambling. It is a skill game, just because it has a small chance that relies on something else means nothing in the long run.
    If it is made illegal, make the stock market illegal, the exact same premise, a small % of people who study the market and can develop models make most of the money. Why do you think the New York AG is on it? It's hurting Wall Street.

    • @atropabelladonna
      @atropabelladonna 9 лет назад +9

      +SharkAcademy I'd go with the second proposition. Making stock market illegal - hell yeah.

    • @SuperMyfamily01
      @SuperMyfamily01 9 лет назад +12

      +SharkAcademy Chess is a game of skill; playing the slots is pure chance...poker is somewhere in between, and I think the element of chance is much bigger than you are making out. You only need to look at the number of hands that are decided by two players going all in pre-flop in a 'coin flip' to see how much chance is actually involved.
      The stock market is not gambling as you are purchasing an underlying asset.There may be an element of speculation involved but that does not make it gambling.

    • @cyrylkowalczyk9392
      @cyrylkowalczyk9392 9 лет назад +3

      +thewanderandhiscomp Now it is not. The shares you were buying were actually part of company wealth and the company was obligated to buy them back from you if you desired so. They are not anymore. The shares are at the moment worth as much as other people are willing to pay for them. So as long as the company does not sell more than 50% shares - those shares present no actual value.

    • @Fil3k
      @Fil3k 9 лет назад +5

      Whole logic in this show was broken. Next step is : make stock trades
      gambling.... Instead of spreading awarness of how advanced you have to
      be in predicting your action outcome (fantasy/poker/STOCKS) it prefers
      to just "hell I have no idea how these guys won so let me insult it
      calling it gambling.

    • @CVelixar
      @CVelixar 9 лет назад

      +SharkAcademy reenact glass steagall, or should we go further?

  • @incendere244
    @incendere244 8 лет назад +620

    You are a british man on a suit, all you need now is a taste for martinis and you're basically ready

    • @tatewinter8056
      @tatewinter8056 6 лет назад +10

      *in*

    • @inxendere
      @inxendere 4 года назад

      OASDMLGKA'DLKG OMFGG INCENDERE YESSS I LVOE YOUV SSKSKSKSKLASJKLD

  • @JLee_Mercury
    @JLee_Mercury 9 лет назад +162

    That Seth Rogen cameo is gold xD

    • @prophetmuhammad3763
      @prophetmuhammad3763 9 лет назад +6

      +Johnson Lee (ไททนส) If by that you mean he's as unfunny as always, then I agree.

    • @JunesGo
      @JunesGo 9 лет назад +3

      +Prophet Muhammad Safe to assume, that Johnson Lee genuinely meant that it was "gold". That being said, no Seth Rodent wasn't as unfunny as he usually is... He was unfunny alright, just not as unfunny as usual.

    • @strike3youdie
      @strike3youdie 9 лет назад

      +Jorah The Andal (Soundtrack Medleys)
      Kathryn Hahn.

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr 9 лет назад +7

      I loved Mike Birbiglia's, too: "I turned $35 into $2 million into $40 into $0."

  • @pokemaniacalex8031
    @pokemaniacalex8031 5 лет назад +50

    *Tea and Heroine: they both give you a pleasant warm feeling, one is a little more intense.*
    Either Heroine is incredibly tame, or Tea is some real good shit.

    • @geordiejones5618
      @geordiejones5618 3 года назад +2

      Depends on the tea...

    • @hutfrd
      @hutfrd 3 года назад +2

      …. It’s “heroin” not “heroine.” I think it was Bayer who used the tag line, “It’ll bring out the HERO IN you!” And if it was Princess Leia saving the day, it’d be like this: “The heroine saved us all from a certain death by heroin!”
      Too bad that heart attack ended that scenario. Dammit. I was hoping for the return of the metal bikini for the reconciliation scene when Han and Leia meet again as Force Ghosts

  • @JesperoTV
    @JesperoTV 9 лет назад +72

    This is the one John Oliver deep dive Philip DeFranco aint going to cover

    • @WizardManMerlin
      @WizardManMerlin 9 лет назад +4

      I was just thinking I wasn't going to see this on the PDS tomorrow xD

    • @Ancientlaws
      @Ancientlaws 9 лет назад +5

      +xXjesperoXx My thoughts exactly. Lets see if that draft kings money is going to keep him silent

    • @avocadogaming3942
      @avocadogaming3942 9 лет назад +4

      +xXjesperoXx He sold out a long time ago.

    • @BlackBritReaper
      @BlackBritReaper 9 лет назад

      Even if he gets dropped from Draftkings he will still be making money.

    • @Ancientlaws
      @Ancientlaws 9 лет назад +1

      not as much as if he didn't get dropped. They even set up his own website for draft kings.

  • @MrJ1GS4W
    @MrJ1GS4W 9 лет назад +145

    No TPP? I'm disappointed.

    • @Manmadespacecraft
      @Manmadespacecraft 9 лет назад +15

      I doubt he's ever going to talk about it.

    • @Ris3451
      @Ris3451 9 лет назад +4

      +Manmadespacecraft what is that?

    • @DanielMustang47
      @DanielMustang47 9 лет назад

      +Manmadespacecraft agreed.

    • @emma99hg
      @emma99hg 9 лет назад +3

      +Manmadespacecraft He's already talked about it.

    • @christophhoelbarth217
      @christophhoelbarth217 9 лет назад +18

      +Zetsubou Risuikun See, that is the problem. There are still People out there, that do not know about it.
      Its the Transatlantic Trade Partnership between the US and the EU. It is Made to "normalize" industrial rights and Stuff, which basically means: Fuck our rights, fuck our lives, the Industries need to have all the rights they want.

  • @AlexPotvin
    @AlexPotvin 9 лет назад +135

    Might as well start looking into Valve's crate bullshit.

    • @krakenpls2117
      @krakenpls2117 9 лет назад +42

      +Alexandre Potvin what do you mean. I don't link Lord Gaben will think to fondly of your comment. How about 100 years of only blues as punishment?

    • @Barthebegous
      @Barthebegous 9 лет назад +39

      +Alexandre Potvin It's not gambling, it's an offering to our lord and saviour lord Gaben so that he lays his benediction upon us!

    • @Joelsfilmer
      @Joelsfilmer 9 лет назад +16

      GabeN be prasied and let the console peasants forever be banished to 720p!

    • @saleth9
      @saleth9 9 лет назад +4

      +CrYsYs The salt, oh the salt

    • @KanvasChan
      @KanvasChan 9 лет назад +9

      It's not gambling. In gambling you get at least some money back.
      The crate system is more like the "throw the ball to destroy the bottle pyramid" game (except you do it blindfolded), where you get most likely a cheap item that you could buy cheaper in a supermarket. Or if you are really REALLY lucky you get a hat with some glitter on it, which you just put on the shelf where it collects dust,just to impress some strangers for 3 seconds.

  • @chipskylark5500
    @chipskylark5500 5 лет назад +34

    The skit at the end of this one was AMAZING

  • @LauraSquirrel
    @LauraSquirrel 6 лет назад +52

    "Is there something stronger than a divorce?" Well, there's murder-suicide. Hmmm....too dark?

  • @WrathOfMega
    @WrathOfMega 8 лет назад +52

    16:25 "Hey jocks, how does it feel to be a nerd's bitch?"
    WIN!

  • @Lopro94
    @Lopro94 5 лет назад +47

    That wolf pack-through-the-doggy-door metaphor is top notch ahahaha!

  • @windingpath
    @windingpath 9 лет назад +35

    any game with element of chance is gambling, even if it requires skills. given the odds (85% were losers), they are better off playing slot machines.

    • @Lexin999
      @Lexin999 9 лет назад +1

      +windingpath Then they need to ban the lottery here in NY also. While they are at it all the slot machines and cancel the new casinos they gave the green light to.

    • @benluschen4771
      @benluschen4771 9 лет назад

      +windingpath Almost every single game I can think of involves at least some degree of chance.

    • @tomhickson4962
      @tomhickson4962 8 лет назад +1

      +Ben Luschen You don't put up money to win a prize.

    • @mubarak8840
      @mubarak8840 8 лет назад

      +Chosay No Way Aldo Dies Dec 12th (EIRE EIRE) even if it's 90% chance that you'll win, it's still considered gambling since luck determines whether you win or not.

    • @CheapSushi
      @CheapSushi 8 лет назад +1

      +windingpath You are getting confused as to why they don't want to be seen as gambling. It is all about taxes. They are not objecting on moral or ethical grounds, which is why you could argue why can't anything be considered gambling (life itself), they just do not want to lose their profit margin by having to shell out money for local/state taxes for what is deemed gambling. This is like Scientology being a "religion". It's just bullshit tax dodging.

  • @khandarwilliam5439
    @khandarwilliam5439 8 лет назад +112

    This is a quite light topic

    • @statusq1879
      @statusq1879 8 лет назад +21

      +Khandar William
      Your face is a light topic.

    • @Kianquenseda
      @Kianquenseda 8 лет назад +3

      +Status Q do you have to troll ?

    • @statusq1879
      @statusq1879 8 лет назад +33

      +Dennis Gaffney
      I was cursed by a witch as a child. My dick will fall off if I do not.

    • @Lynch2507
      @Lynch2507 8 лет назад +3

      +Status Q Weird witch

    • @statusq1879
      @statusq1879 8 лет назад +14

      Lynch2507
      Most are.

  • @ToudaHell
    @ToudaHell 3 года назад +74

    Fantasy sports sound like Dungeons and Dragons without the blood and adrenalin.

  • @0rion123
    @0rion123 7 лет назад +17

    6:32 I wen to the show's HBO page. It's legit, meta keywords really include "british nerd, brit dork, news goof, birdy fact funny man".

    • @2WaterGuns
      @2WaterGuns 3 года назад

      Not any more, unfortunately. Good to know they did at one point, though!

  • @ackbarfan5556
    @ackbarfan5556 9 лет назад +31

    Freaking Janice from Accounting! She'll never get old.

  • @matthewlasalvia7026
    @matthewlasalvia7026 Год назад +15

    This video aged too well! Here in Maryland, there is no escaping Draft Kings, Fan Duel, or Kevin Hart! It’s a dystopian nightmare!

    • @mikeking1948
      @mikeking1948 Год назад +2

      And now in mass. Every commercial break there's at least one ad for them

    • @KayJblue
      @KayJblue Год назад

      Yep

    • @aplant9980
      @aplant9980 6 месяцев назад

      At this point I want to punt kevin hart like a football 😂

  • @yattaguru
    @yattaguru 9 лет назад +19

    All hail John Oliver the birdy fact nerdy man

  • @karkinissan
    @karkinissan 9 лет назад +9

    Lets see if Philip Defranco mentions this in his next video.

  • @leoselios778
    @leoselios778 8 лет назад +491

    "Sport loving goldfish" In other words: Americans.

  • @jesse_cole
    @jesse_cole 2 года назад +3

    I know this is a 5 year old video, but... why HASN'T "007 - Aversion To Violence" starring John Oliver as James Bond been made yet?? I'm guessing it would put Austin Powers's take to shame.

  • @MegamanXfan21xx
    @MegamanXfan21xx 8 лет назад +15

    You know, ever since this episode premiered, I haven't seen a single commercial for FanDuel.

  • @willankers2426
    @willankers2426 7 лет назад +70

    Goldfish are actually quite smart with quite good memories. They can remember their owners faces and even remember what time their going to be fed and can perform tricks

    • @Spyderz-xo9rz
      @Spyderz-xo9rz Год назад +2

      Thanks, goldfish whisperer

    • @willemthijssen1082
      @willemthijssen1082 Год назад +1

      Our goldfish only responded to the color red, which is my mother's favorite color. She wears a lot of red and feeds them, so they didn't remember time, they just associated red = food

    • @ProfAzimov
      @ProfAzimov Год назад +1

      which is better than I can say about most humans

  • @SALEENS7GTR5
    @SALEENS7GTR5 8 лет назад +19

    I love this video. I just found 75% of my sources for a mock debate on why gambling should be banned.

  • @dr.sweetchat6769
    @dr.sweetchat6769 Год назад +6

    Let me tell you how great legalized sports gambling has been for sports fans. It's awesome to have to hear about people's dumb, uninteresting bets all the time as if it's legit sports fandom.

  • @julienbongars4287
    @julienbongars4287 7 лет назад +14

    you are amazing...

  • @Ebob101
    @Ebob101 9 лет назад +25

    Daily Fantasy Sports fundamentally involve betting and odds, and whether you're using a complex algorithm or not (comparable to counting cards), it's still ultimately up to chance. There is no way anyone could look at that and not call it gambling. It just IS.

    • @Battleschnodder
      @Battleschnodder 9 лет назад +3

      +zh11147 from one specific federal regulation.

    • @ChickenWilickers
      @ChickenWilickers 9 лет назад +3

      +Ebob So... isn't investing also gambling then? But its still not defined as such. Hell, everything is fundamentally probabilistic in nature.

    • @Ebob101
      @Ebob101 9 лет назад +1

      Yeah, investing is also a gamble, but the stock market plays an imperative role in regulating and stimulating capitalist economies. Throwing money down a lottery hole doesn't :P

    • @ChickenWilickers
      @ChickenWilickers 9 лет назад

      Ebob agreed, but then the idea of having a definition of gambling is largely a pointless affair. Which is not to say that these companies and industries shouldn't be regulated, but just on a different basis.

    • @HarithBK
      @HarithBK 9 лет назад +1

      +PotaTOES if you work in stock exchanges there is allmost no gambling involved but if you are an outsider looking it that is what it looks like.

  • @guernica69
    @guernica69 8 лет назад +51

    John Oliver nails it every damn time.

    • @Gregoose33
      @Gregoose33 6 лет назад

      guernica69 his writers/producers*

    • @Zeromaus
      @Zeromaus 5 лет назад

      But he was wrong this entire skit. Gambling only harms those who allow it to harm themselves.

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 4 года назад +1

      @@Zeromaus Allow them? Gambling is a brain wash for people bro. NO one can control from it.

    • @mikesanders8621
      @mikesanders8621 4 года назад +1

      Same with heroin. Guess that should be legal too.
      You absolute moron.

  • @yuoma
    @yuoma 4 года назад +3

    Remember when silly stuff like this mattered?

  • @erisblackwolfjay2476
    @erisblackwolfjay2476 7 лет назад +81

    I would genuinely watch "Aversion to Violence"

  •  7 лет назад +34

    When Gillfolye comes out I split the meal from the mount! xD

  • @Kaempfdog
    @Kaempfdog 8 лет назад +112

    Leave the wolves alone John. Woof. Lol

  • @ReaganRuinedEverything
    @ReaganRuinedEverything 7 месяцев назад +4

    This is over 8 years old and these companies not only still are allowed, but they're making crazy money and it seems like public perception hasn't changed, so everyone is just accepting this

  • @Nikke-nn5mn
    @Nikke-nn5mn 8 лет назад +13

    do you know what is also gambling? Microtransactions in some games. Like CSGO, call of duty, Overwatch, Team Fortress 2 ect. That shit should be illegal.

    • @g0d0wnz1
      @g0d0wnz1 8 лет назад

      In ow (and in the majority of game where microtransactions are involved) u dont pay to win money, so by definition this aint gambling

    • @stevethepocket
      @stevethepocket 8 лет назад

      Not all gambling is for money. If you can pay money in exchange for only a chance of getting something valuable out of it, some states consider that gambling. It's why sweepstakes on product packages have to say "no purchase necessary" and let you mail in for a free ticket/token/whatever even when the prize isn't money.
      I said way back when Valve introduced their crates and keys that they were asking to get shut down for it. So far it hasn't happened, and I can only assume it's because nobody has bothered trying to sue them. You'd probably have to be someone who has actually lost a substantial amount of money to them for it to stick, which is probably why they've never gotten in trouble.

    • @torakokoneko
      @torakokoneko 8 лет назад

      by that definition, blind bag toys are gambling, so..

    • @pkmntrainer491
      @pkmntrainer491 8 лет назад +3

      Crate openings are not gambling. You cannot "lose" a crate opening, you get what you pay for.

    • @Nikke-nn5mn
      @Nikke-nn5mn 8 лет назад

      Rocket-Bot you pay 5 bucks to open one crate and in return you get a skin that is worth 2 dollars

  • @torgogorgo1888
    @torgogorgo1888 8 лет назад +76

    Why do we call it a "gaming" license? That just sugar coats that it's gambling...and gaming is literally "gambling" without the "bl".

    • @omarshah1614
      @omarshah1614 6 лет назад +6

      Yeah “gaming license” sounds like something you need to legally be able to play video games, and in that case I am DEFINITELY breaking the law.

    • @ipodhty
      @ipodhty 3 года назад

      I'm pretty sure "gaming" has been used for gambling longer then video games have been around

  • @dennischiu272
    @dennischiu272 9 лет назад +12

    The bit at the end was pure gold.

  • @andrewcullen7671
    @andrewcullen7671 3 года назад +12

    I just realized this is probably the whole reason that sports betting was legalized nationwide a few years ago. Specifically that so many large corporations were invested in it.

    • @Dr.Spatula
      @Dr.Spatula 3 года назад +1

      Draft kings is a literal booky site now and the NFL's preferred choice for game betting

  • @macarila357
    @macarila357 9 лет назад +25

    16:09 Why did no one cheer for Martin Starr?

    • @All7Best9
      @All7Best9 9 лет назад +2

      +David Schwartsman ♟♞♝♜♛♚
      Manga Chess by David Cortese
      ♙♘♗♖♕♔

    • @Burtonracingboard6
      @Burtonracingboard6 9 лет назад +1

      +David Schwartsman I was exited! Silicon valley!!

    • @vicegirlsusa
      @vicegirlsusa 8 лет назад

      +David Schwartsman -- He'll forever be a cult favorite and I think he's okay with that. No one cheered for Jerrod Carmichael, either, and that dude is funny as hell.

  • @Pinkclouds512
    @Pinkclouds512 8 лет назад +311

    Does anyone here watch Philip Defranco? I find it interesting that he loves John Oliver (who doesn't) but has a sponsorship with Draft Kings.

    • @Am-Not-Jarvis
      @Am-Not-Jarvis 8 лет назад +89

      Money is money

    • @namegirl12
      @namegirl12 8 лет назад +1

      i love phil

    • @Weisgamerpeoplez
      @Weisgamerpeoplez 8 лет назад +28

      I mean Phil uses draft King though so I mean he's allowed to promote a site he likes lol

    • @Beagslie76
      @Beagslie76 8 лет назад +77

      You can like a person and not agree with EVERYTHING he does/likes. Phil is awesome, John Oliver is awesome, does that mean I agree with everything they say....nope. Still love 'em both.

    • @FHRune
      @FHRune 8 лет назад +30

      LMAO. If you're sponsored by ANYONE all you have to do is to touch their product ONCE, then you can say that you use it. It's BS and you know it. That's coming from a massive Philly D fan. I don't like that he's sponsored by them, however I like Phil and I sure af fuck am not going to claim that he never does somethings that isn't ethically right.

  • @CloudyShinobi
    @CloudyShinobi 8 лет назад +161

    Bravo to Oliver for being able to pronounce "chutzpa" properly, way to be culture sensitive/savvy enough to pull that off
    👏👏👏

    • @gkidz4
      @gkidz4 8 лет назад +16

      It's definitely closer than basically any non-Hebrew speaker I've ever heard has said it, but it's not perfect. A pretty good "ch," though.

    • @GrahamCStrouse
      @GrahamCStrouse 8 лет назад +24

      +gkidz4 Hey, he used to work for Jon Stewart. You'd figure he'd pick up a bit of Hebrew here and there... ;-)

    • @danielkirienko1701
      @danielkirienko1701 5 лет назад

      He's Jewish, guys.

    • @Sarius_24
      @Sarius_24 5 лет назад +4

      So everyone who is just not able to pronounce it perfectly is not culture sensitive???...... These things have nothing to do with each other....

  • @fahmidarose5389
    @fahmidarose5389 3 года назад +10

    I would watch "007: Aversion to Violence".

  • @mdudegamer
    @mdudegamer 6 лет назад +13

    I remember the first time I found out about fantasy football. My dad had fun competing with my uncles every year, but I'm pretty sure there was no money involved.

  • @kinglambent
    @kinglambent 7 лет назад +17

    Janice for Secretary of Treasury

  • @jacoboblanco1555
    @jacoboblanco1555 8 лет назад +234

    Am I the only one who cringed when they showed that guy using Excel to do data analysis? eugghh

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 8 лет назад +89

      +Jacobo Blanco I'm cringing more at the fact that he basically cracked the system and is making free money.

    • @jacoboblanco1555
      @jacoboblanco1555 8 лет назад +34

      Oda Swifteye I understand your position, but this is more like wearing a coat out because the forecast says it's gonna rain later. The whole Fantasy business is based on predicting real events and there are a bunch of factors that influence the outcomes of those events. If you can build a smart enough system (which btw does not take a noble prize winner to do) with enough data, you'll win more than you'll lose.

    • @DzyLabram
      @DzyLabram 8 лет назад +47

      +Jacobo Blanco I don't use Excel anymore (I use R, Python and Spark on a daily bases) but it's pretty powerful, most typical machine learning algorithms are implemented in Azure which is available as a plugin and a lot of the analysis could be done in regular Excel. Although using something a bit more sophisticated probably saves a lot of time in the long run

    • @mlefebvre007
      @mlefebvre007 8 лет назад +75

      I think he's using Excel to visualisation. the outputs are probably .CSV files

    • @Nate100
      @Nate100 8 лет назад +4

      +Martin Lefebvre ya u can export the player weekly value data as csv

  • @potmki6601
    @potmki6601 5 лет назад +14

    Your show is one of the kind, I can barely believe it's real it's so good and helpful and funny

  • @Hellion2082
    @Hellion2082 8 лет назад +98

    I particularly loved the skit with Seth Rogen and his 'wife'. The actress was great too.

    • @cameronharris4788
      @cameronharris4788 6 лет назад

      Isn't that his actual wife?

    • @glassisland
      @glassisland 5 лет назад +35

      @@cameronharris4788 No, the woman in the video is Kathryn Hahn, who's absolutely brilliant.

    • @skimshady510
      @skimshady510 4 года назад +1

      Mike Birbiglia, too!

    • @bernadetteelizabeth5394
      @bernadetteelizabeth5394 Год назад

      "Is there something stronger than a divorce that we can get? Like a superdivorce?"

  • @mikabass
    @mikabass 8 лет назад +18

    We're dogs woof tell em WOOF lol

  • @raygatana1886
    @raygatana1886 6 лет назад +9

    "I hate you." "Fantastic, well I hate me too." Too relatable, just too relatable.

  • @FiddlebirdBlue
    @FiddlebirdBlue 5 лет назад +7

    John, you in the lead role is probably the only way I could be persuaded to watch a Bond movie.
    You, or Dame Helen Mirren.

  • @rebeccaliar9873
    @rebeccaliar9873 9 лет назад +29

    Slow news week, John?

    • @IlForte77
      @IlForte77 9 лет назад +1

      +Nathanael Unger ♟♞♝♜♛♚
      Manga Chess by David Cortese
      ♙♘♗♖♕♔

    • @ezrablock3218
      @ezrablock3218 9 лет назад +1

      Wysteria took it too far, but I agree. Stop whining, and let his show do an episode on whatever they want.

    • @rebeccaliar9873
      @rebeccaliar9873 9 лет назад +6

      Ezra Block I said four words, of which exactly zero contained insults, implications of dissatisfaction, or even verbs. How is that whining?
      I quite enjoyed this episode and found it surprisingly informative. I'm just surprised to see him covering a relatively light-hearted topic.

    • @ezrablock3218
      @ezrablock3218 9 лет назад +1

      Nathanael Unger It's just frustrating to see people in the comment section tell him how to do his.job.
      I shouldn't have judged you on so few words however. I apologize.

    • @rebeccaliar9873
      @rebeccaliar9873 9 лет назад +1

      Apologies accepted.

  • @coling.3840
    @coling.3840 9 лет назад +8

    Honestly, the issue is that these sites shouldn't have to pretend that they're "not gambling" and "skill-based." I wager about $2-4 on FanDuel every week, and occasionally win money, but yes, I'M FUCKING GAMBLING. Sure, I'm making educated decisions, but I'm still playing the odds that A.J. Green, for example, will score five touchdowns or no touchdowns. Once I place my bet, the outcome is entirely out of my hands.
    However, I'm saying that these sites shouldn't have to try and dupe us, because there's no reason why gambling should be illegal. It's an entertainment commodity, there is obviously a demand for it, and even as a liberal I find the regulation of government gambling (and most drugs, for that matter) to be unnecessary and counterproductive.

    • @annandale_usa
      @annandale_usa 9 лет назад

      Colin, what is your Asian name?

    • @coling.3840
      @coling.3840 9 лет назад

      I don't have one yet.

    • @NickFelker
      @NickFelker 8 лет назад

      +Colin G. I agree. Gambling shouldn't be completely illegal, but it should be set up in a way that makes sure gamblers are playing responsibly and don't have addictions. That was the purpose of such laws. (And the possibility of players throwing the game to benefit certain gamblers.)

  • @evieisleavie
    @evieisleavie 3 года назад +7

    15:46 Hey it's Agnes! I'd recognize that smile anywhere! :3

  • @firebladetenn6633
    @firebladetenn6633 4 года назад +5

    “Hey jocks... How does it feel to be a nerd’s b***h?”