I thought someone was making that noise and scaring it lol. So they do that when bumping uglies huh? I never knew that. Interesting. I want to go back to the pub and see more. It was interesting there too. Make some more footage of that place please. It looked so cool. There was everything there in like 4 seconds. I liked the cute girl dancing too.
Sure when I was very young (6-7) and I asked my mother what the one giant tortoise was doing to the other one? She wouldn't answer me so I kept asking, probably pretty loudly because I remember all the grown ups laughing their butts off and I couldn't figure out what was so funny. The giant tortoises were much louder though. 😂
Went to the Seychelles in ‘99 and visited a tiny island called La Digue and you can hear them getting it on as you’re getting off your boat(it’s about a mile or so away) then you get to feed them as Mr Tortoise is rinsing Mrs Tortoise. It’s hilarious
But I think it's a bit disrespectful to get so close when they're among themselves. I always imagine that souls like yours are in there and enjoy the utmost respect. Or do you want to be watched while birding in a glass row house?
These two would be a cherry on top in that pub 😂
Its in the kids play area outside 😂
that was a good one !
Lol yeah
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
😂😂😂
The only two videos you have earned you a subscriber because both are some of the funniest shit I have ever seen. When is video number 3 coming out?
I'm on the same page as you 😅
The best pub video and two turtles fucking the greatest RUclips channel ever😂❤❤❤
I’m worried this channel has peaked already. Gonna be hard to top these two videos
What next? The World waits...
Variety of life!
Turtle. lol
Tortoise not turtle
Bro just left the pub…
And petting him makes that a three some
Holy shit, I just watched 2 of the greatest videos ever on youtube!! Well done chap, well done.
Same! I came straight away after seeing the pub. I'm hoping for more from this channel, but I'll wait however long for the quality they produce 😂
Why would you rub it's shell 😂
To get him off quicker 🫢
@@cocobrowny phone the RSPCA
Solidarity💪
Threesome!
That's gay!
Voyeurism at it’s finest!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Omg if thats how they actually doit 😂😂omfg 2 best videos of all time it sounds like a out of breathe old man 😆 🤣
That person rubbing the turtle, what’s wrong with you? You not participating, please! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cant ypu leave them.two lovebirds to it ?
Give them some privacy
It ain’t Harry and Meghan!
Tortoise is like okay wait till the next time you are doing ya wife..!! I’ll come over and watch you hey..for all of the 60 seconds LOL
I make the exact same noises.my wife is also terrified to move.
Lol😂❤
😂 😂 😂 😂 You're weird
Creepier more than weird.especially when im wearing her old tights over my head.
@@turbowank16v lmfao!!! 🤣
Let him get it in peace, imagine a bunch if squirrels started laughing and touching you while at it
He lasts longer than me😭
😂😂😂
Two years later........
Two years later, half way there.
don't stare, you'll put him off his stroke!😂😂😂
It's intimate moment,you wouldn't like it someone stuck camera in your face in love making moment
'This is it' 😂😂😂
Should be arrested 1. For participating in animal sex and
2. For filming it
Just leave them alone?
He said, “MINE” “MINE” “MINE”…. “MINE” 💀💀💀
You didn’t have to join😭😂
I thought someone was making that noise and scaring it lol. So they do that when bumping uglies huh? I never knew that. Interesting. I want to go back to the pub and see more. It was interesting there too. Make some more footage of that place please. It looked so cool. There was everything there in like 4 seconds. I liked the cute girl dancing too.
Pleaee, PLEASE post more videos!!
Ron Jeremy 😂
Definitely looks like him.
I reckon 90% of todays youth have no idea who the hung hedgehog is.
Why would you disturb an animal during natural act? Childish.
Is that michelle?
Class 😂😂😂
He's Stuck. 😬.
Don't just stand there, HELP Him Out. 🙏.
Sure when I was very young (6-7) and I asked my mother what the one giant tortoise was doing to the other one? She wouldn't answer me so I kept asking, probably pretty loudly because I remember all the grown ups laughing their butts off and I couldn't figure out what was so funny. The giant tortoises were much louder though. 😂
There used to be a Tortoise sanctuary in Cornwall and when we went, it was like a tortoise orgy!
Love your videos
More please!
The girl hates it and wants to hide and man forces himself on her and she goes along with it. Just about like most relationships haha
Are you taking from expierence?
Went to the Seychelles in ‘99 and visited a tiny island called La Digue and you can hear them getting it on as you’re getting off your boat(it’s about a mile or so away) then you get to feed them as Mr Tortoise is rinsing Mrs Tortoise. It’s hilarious
Who is the weirdo touching him while he's scratching his belly on her shell....😮
Don’t bother a fella while he’s performing.
Geez..... can't they get a little privacy???
Too late for that’ the video has had 13k views 😂😂
He tryna put some icing on dat cake, goddamn, looks like they got to second base.
That’s what I sound like
Mine....! Mine....! Mine.....! 😅😂😂😊 MINE......😂😂😂
Is this in the pub beer garden ?
No. Its actually a porn studio for aspiring new talent.
No, it's more like a peep show for those with.....exotic....tastes.
When a hard one isn't his shell...
The roosters in the back ground lol
He was cheering him on.
Wtf
But I think it's a bit disrespectful to get so close when they're among themselves. I always imagine that souls like yours are in there and enjoy the utmost respect. Or do you want to be watched while birding in a glass row house?
Please post more videos because I'm now you're newest subscriber 😅
Is this the smoking area in your new favourite pub?
Lol this is funny but it's your other video that keeps on giving
What's next? How can they top the pub video and this? 😂
I have now
Ive never seen to turtles making love befire so funny that noise lol
And my mum always said "it's just frogs luv"
Their worth alot of money so yeah go for gold,. Sounds like it's saying ma.ma,ma?
Love the momentum he gets with that back leg
Most legendary channel out there
Is this in Dublin by any chance?😂I went to a pub in Dublin and they kept calling me Tina Turner. Characters look familiar. ❤
There’s a pub like this with characters like this in every town in the uk’ I love it 😂
Dont mess with nature!!!
So sind wa mit 70 Jahren auch 😢😢😢👉👌👉👌
Stroke game strong and deep
Reminds me of my ex.
Is that his ma?
Get some 😂
Fouttez lui la paix!!
Never
Please tell me its not his "mmmaah"?
😂🤣🤣🤣🤦♂️
He’s getting there !!!!
This is it….this is it…🫣 absolute weird behaviour