The Journey of a Beef Cow

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  • Опубликовано: 8 авг 2017
  • Alternate title: "Sam animates his disgusting fantasies for hundreds of thousands of people"
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Комментарии • 20 тыс.

  • @juciefruut8433
    @juciefruut8433 4 года назад +11819

    “Hey kids”
    *Casually talks about killing cows*

    • @SurvivorMaster
      @SurvivorMaster 4 года назад +76

      Hi Mussolini hows Greece going?

    • @juciefruut8433
      @juciefruut8433 4 года назад +88

      Survivor Master bad

    • @therealpablocado7538
      @therealpablocado7538 4 года назад +41

      Pusgetti

    • @benjaminhaynes8032
      @benjaminhaynes8032 4 года назад +29

      PabloPico JulianCado no fuckin dumbass, it's "puss getty". He was in fact bragging about all of the pussy he gets.

    • @fish3977
      @fish3977 4 года назад +11

      most kids eat the stuff anyways *shrug*

  • @JuggerNutzzz
    @JuggerNutzzz 5 лет назад +6456

    You can eat the floor!
    *_that's cool_*

  • @that_one_av57
    @that_one_av57 Год назад +5625

    1:54 I had no idea that was supposed to be a surgical mask. I thought the dude was just way too enthusiastic about punching a hole into a cow's skull.

  • @thetaaaa
    @thetaaaa Год назад +1003

    So, my second favourite horror fiction podcast, The Magnus Archives, delves into and categorizes different aspects of human fear. It covers everything from maggots to existential loneliness to insanity. One of the aspects of horror it explores in detail is that of meat, flesh, and slaughter. One episode looks into the life of a slaughterhouse worker and the affects it can have on the psyche. That's how I first learned about meat production practices. Here's a couple excerpts.
    "Weirdest thing is, after awhile you start to kind of see people as meat too. Not in a food sort of way, you know. I don’t wanna eat my co-workers. It’s just that, when you spend all day taking these living, breathing creatures - animals that move and cry and tremble in fear - and you turn them into lifeless blocks of dead flesh, it’s hard to believe in any special spark that makes us humans any different. We run and shout and file on through our lives as simply as any cow, and after a while you can’t help but realise that we could turn into a lifeless carcass just as easily. Easier, even, given how much smaller we are. I mean, I’m not some weird killer or anything, but after a while it’s hard not to see everyone as moving meat"
    "It all started on the killing floor. I was in charge of the bolt gun. Technically, the animals we slaughter are killed by bleeding them out, something about the meat quality, I think, but it’s the bolt gun that means they don’t notice. They call it “stunning”, but that’s never sat quite right with me. You drive a bolt right into the animal’s brain, destroying just the right part of it so that they can be bled without resistance, and apparently without pain. I’ve only ever done the stunning; I’ve never been on the bleed crew, so I guess in some ways you could say I’ve never actually killed any of the animals. And sure, maybe they might still have a bit of movement in them after the bolt, and maybe their heart still beats, but for all they talk about “stunning” or “irreversible brain damage”, pulling that trigger sure felt like killing to me"
    There's no point to this, I just thought it was an interesting addition, The Magnus Archives is a very thought provoking fiction podcast if you like experimental narrative horror, and uhhh I just think it's interesting to think about

    • @anonyman13
      @anonyman13 Год назад +7

      What's your favourite one?

    • @thetaaaa
      @thetaaaa Год назад +55

      @@anonyman13 it's called 'I Am In Eskew'. It made me feel every emotion at once and it changed me as a person. Also the soundscaping is real nice

    • @theguinealabz
      @theguinealabz Год назад +34

      Underrated comment, this was interesting to read

    • @rotor7726
      @rotor7726 Год назад +15

      @@vampirelibrarian777 Hey mate if you're still interested it's MAG 178 - The Processing Line

    • @a_walking_mood6489
      @a_walking_mood6489 Год назад +5

      YEAHHHH MAGNUS ARCHIVES

  • @Azzurett
    @Azzurett 3 года назад +5690

    I love how in his driver license it says
    “sex: yes please”

  • @fatsheeps3883
    @fatsheeps3883 4 года назад +16492

    I can just imagine Sam pounding his desk to try and recreate the sound of a cows skull being caved it with a stunner

  • @johnroyal4054
    @johnroyal4054 Год назад +754

    My biology teacher worked at a slaughter house for 6 years. She would regale us with horror stories of the worst days she spent there. Pretty interesting.

    • @timchumichuck306
      @timchumichuck306 Год назад +17

      She needed to man up and not be such a nancy

    • @johnroyal4054
      @johnroyal4054 Год назад +94

      @@timchumichuck306 aight

    • @louisliu5638
      @louisliu5638 Год назад +24

      @@timchumichuck306 Did she tell you about the boning knife fights between the various African gangs in the Brooks, Alberta plant?? Those never make the news. And those F. Dick knives are sharp. REAL sharp.

    • @Suuperwuuper
      @Suuperwuuper 11 месяцев назад +37

      @@timchumichuck306 bro was NOT exposed to gore at a young age 💀

    • @Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox
      @Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox 10 месяцев назад +63

      @@timchumichuck306 did you really use the word 'nancy' as an insult in 2023? just when you think you've seen everything

  • @clamdove3292
    @clamdove3292 Год назад +232

    "beauty is only skin-deep, but manure runs to the core" is not the sort of wisdom i expected to hear from a video about brutally mutilating cows. great work, sam

  • @theoverseer393
    @theoverseer393 4 года назад +3438

    * gets to hot dog part*
    *chews hot dog slightly slower *

    • @You-pk6jh
      @You-pk6jh 4 года назад +167

      Dont worry If you buy cheap hotdogs then you're just eating the leftover chicken and Turkey bits. The beef hotdogs are more expensive.

    • @TheVarkol
      @TheVarkol 4 года назад +16

      @pitiful child almost everything in animals is part of an organ

    • @jordyn.24
      @jordyn.24 4 года назад

      I don’t like beef and therefore eat pork hotdogs; am I good?

    • @fergarza4032
      @fergarza4032 4 года назад +12

      @Zetsubou you are not supposed to eat the guts? Dammit
      *Backs away while eating a mexican taco de tripa*

    • @scoopsthesecond656
      @scoopsthesecond656 4 года назад +2

      I was the 420th like.

  • @mxkelcube1153
    @mxkelcube1153 5 лет назад +3484

    This is a stunner , here is a demonstration : *HEADSHOT*

    • @Pootis1960
      @Pootis1960 5 лет назад +41

      Sniper from tf2 in a nutshell.

    • @Ltdayman1000
      @Ltdayman1000 4 года назад +30

      SNIPINGS A GOOD JOB MATE

    • @westleyparker7810
      @westleyparker7810 4 года назад +5

      I shouldn't be laughing at this but all these comments that are just repeating what he's saying are literally the funniest thing

    • @yaboi3749
      @yaboi3749 4 года назад +3

      *360 MLG*

    • @TheDogofTin
      @TheDogofTin 4 года назад +1

      @@Pootis1960 Aaaah piss

  • @augustjschroeder
    @augustjschroeder Год назад +262

    I am now going to start refering to grazing as "eating the floor". Thanks Sam.

  • @Cameron-fh3iv
    @Cameron-fh3iv 2 года назад +324

    Yeah that seems accurate for more commercial places. My grandfather worked on his parents farm when he was younger, and he was telling me about how the process worked on their farm. I’ve also seen it myself with deer which is different in the obvious ways, but basically, the cows would be born, eat grass, grow up, and once they were old enough (2-3 years) they would just shoot them in the head out back, wash the cow, strip the skin off (then send it to the tanners to be turned into leather) remove the bones, guts, and hooves. Afterwards the remaining meat would be sent to the butcher where the butcher would take some of the meat (as the price) and cut it up for them and send it back, ready to be cooked and eaten.

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 Год назад +10

      I stay the fuck away from Great Value and Hill Country Fare meat cuz I know this is how it's processed. I genuinely wonder if the "Organic" or meat from places like Whole Foods the cows are actually treated any better. They make a big deal about "grass fed" cows, but really if they experience this same process is it really much better?

    • @AliceArnaud-zs8sq
      @AliceArnaud-zs8sq 7 месяцев назад +5

      that sounds more humane than the stunning tbh

    • @PosterityIslesNews
      @PosterityIslesNews Месяц назад +1

      ​@@AliceArnaud-zs8sqwell the stunning makes them unconscious so its not like they feel the pain anyway

  • @rarinstraw1195
    @rarinstraw1195 4 года назад +3960

    “Even Americans can’t stomach”
    *shows gelatin*

    • @Saml66
      @Saml66 4 года назад +27

      You know I got bullied for that but you know hello hood

    • @jacksepticeye1782
      @jacksepticeye1782 4 года назад +41

      CIA Sam nigga what

    • @Prodawg
      @Prodawg 4 года назад +7

      Bay watch

    • @ovenoven9788
      @ovenoven9788 4 года назад +2

      CIASAM nigga what?

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine 4 года назад +8

      I'm pretty sure bones are used in the production of Gelatin (which may be why he incorporated it).
      The more you know!

  • @verrieph7421
    @verrieph7421 4 года назад +4814

    "This device is called a stunner. Here's a demonstration of how it works."
    *Thunk*

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ 3 года назад +52

      *nut*

    • @Toni29360
      @Toni29360 3 года назад +52

      C u m

    • @lucasharvey8990
      @lucasharvey8990 3 года назад +87

      I'm confused as to what the two of you are on about.

    • @Wickedonezz
      @Wickedonezz 3 года назад +43

      @@lucasharvey8990 -climax-

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 3 года назад +7

      @@lucasharvey8990 I'm not quite sure they're on about anything,,

  • @herobane6488
    @herobane6488 Год назад +97

    i honestly don't find the leftover tidbits being used for less scrupulous meats as disturbing as other people around me do. it actually makes me happy, as to me, meat is meat, and knowing nothing goes to waste makes me happier than hearing "we left some bits out because they 'looked gross'"

    • @funnatopia704
      @funnatopia704 4 месяца назад

      To be fair, most of the undesirable meats is purchased by dog food companies.

    • @pinnacleexpress420
      @pinnacleexpress420 28 дней назад

      I mean I feel that but it still seems like that means we're eating parts were not supposed to. I'd rather it be used for glue, even if horse feet take less steps to implement

    • @Gamer3427
      @Gamer3427 23 дня назад +1

      @@pinnacleexpress420 It's probably less "eating parts we're not supposed to" and more just that some bits of meat get left behind during the cutting processes for the bigger pieces. It's more akin to eating the left over scraps, like if you had a big steak but couldn't quite finish all of it so there's a bit left over.
      In general my thoughts on food though, is if it tastes good and isn't directly poisonous to me, then I don't have a problem with eating it. Though the emphasis goes on whether it tastes good. Luckily meat tends to, if prepared properly, whatever part of the animal it used to be.

  • @GarrettHoward22
    @GarrettHoward22 6 месяцев назад +41

    Doing some rough math, when Craig was born, he was shot into the brick wall in 3 frames.
    The average adult cow is ~100 inches long
    Taking a ss into photoshop, the cow was 500 pixels long, with the gap to the wall also being 500 pixels.
    With a distance of ~100 inches, and the infant taking 3 frames to hit the wall, and the animation being displayed in 24fps. Doing rough conversions, Craig hit the brick wall at just under 30 mph, or ~45kph
    Edit: Thats a KE value of just under 3,000 joules, or roughly the same of a 2003 chevy impala going 5 mph

  • @marc-andreservant201
    @marc-andreservant201 3 года назад +14867

    I love how sirloin is regular loin with a fancy hat.

    • @rudaleru
      @rudaleru 3 года назад +80

      Marc-André Servant *british hat

    • @user_hat
      @user_hat 3 года назад +143

      *sir* loin amiright

    • @ultima3282
      @ultima3282 3 года назад +21

      Loin. Cool loin

    • @ethanward8927
      @ethanward8927 3 года назад +25

      It’s loin, but sir

    • @oweng8895
      @oweng8895 3 года назад +13

      @@user_hat r/thatsthejoke

  • @gibbelzoob
    @gibbelzoob 5 лет назад +26508

    rip craig my homie always kept it real on the streets

  • @Lavendeer201
    @Lavendeer201 8 месяцев назад +12

    0:40 daaamn that sound effect LMAO 💀💀

  • @Friendly-Operator-0000
    @Friendly-Operator-0000 11 месяцев назад +12

    God: let there be light
    Cow: rocket launcher

  • @voodoopls2856
    @voodoopls2856 4 года назад +7063

    "Who knew that 11 hours of pure slaughter could desensitize a man?"
    *Sam pls*

    • @You-pk6jh
      @You-pk6jh 4 года назад +142

      It's really not that bad. You get use to it quick and dont think about it. Though if you're weak I could see it messing with you.

    • @bman7346
      @bman7346 4 года назад +864

      @@You-pk6jh Almost like you get desensitised to it

    • @DefineOutside
      @DefineOutside 4 года назад +27

      I don't get why he is criticizing video games either.

    • @cian9393
      @cian9393 4 года назад +25

      @@DefineOutside videogames are the devil

    • @bman7346
      @bman7346 4 года назад +6

      @@scientia.veritas good point

  • @JamesTrifolium
    @JamesTrifolium 3 года назад +18110

    Send it down the line
    Evacuate the spine
    Bifurcate the hind
    Reticulate the spline
    *Reoccupy the Rhine*

    • @Sasha-gd8xi
      @Sasha-gd8xi 3 года назад +584

      I have nothing else to say other than, good comment

    • @dragonballfandbl8012
      @dragonballfandbl8012 3 года назад +172

      Wash it all fine

    • @giddy__749
      @giddy__749 3 года назад +213

      Get drunk with wine

    • @dannydevito3284
      @dannydevito3284 3 года назад +21

      I see

    • @tiwaz579
      @tiwaz579 3 года назад +56

      Wait
      Who is going to reoccupie the rhein? We or the romans?
      (Just guessing you mean this era)

  • @firespark8455
    @firespark8455 Год назад +10

    fun (or not so fun) fact: the stunner shown around 2:00 is the weapon Anton Chigurh from no country for old men carries around (his was an older type that uses compressed air, which is why he carried around the large air tank), if anyone saw the movie and was curious what his weapon was like I initially was.

  • @morbidmatters
    @morbidmatters 11 месяцев назад +16

    it's 2023, 5 years later and I'm still missing Sam O' Nella

  • @rifatasfia5190
    @rifatasfia5190 4 года назад +9786

    "even American's couldn't stomach"
    but Tarare could

  • @trige000
    @trige000 3 года назад +18042

    "Who knew eleven hours of slaughter can desensitize a man".
    Fuck me, that's funny.

  • @leonardodavinci3589
    @leonardodavinci3589 Год назад +22

    Shoutout to the 7% of happily married meatworkers

  • @fie1917
    @fie1917 6 месяцев назад

    Unironically extremely informative, thanks Sam

  • @nipixel
    @nipixel 4 года назад +4751

    “Let there be light”
    **BABY FLIES OUT OF ASS AT 60 MPH**

  • @kennynitro17
    @kennynitro17 3 года назад +12418

    Just realised the meat workers are wearing face masks not grinning like crazy

    • @justnoob8141
      @justnoob8141 3 года назад +403

      Shit, same

    • @misnomer6345
      @misnomer6345 3 года назад +221

      I just noticed that

    • @deezmcnuts
      @deezmcnuts 3 года назад +227

      You have ruined it for me

    • @AsiaThinks
      @AsiaThinks 3 года назад +282

      😂😂 I thought they were just smiling maniacs

    • @thecloaker7962
      @thecloaker7962 3 года назад +89

      I just chalked it up to Sam's art style.

  • @the_spectre_0727
    @the_spectre_0727 Год назад +30

    1:10 we just not gonna talk about that holocaust joke🤣

  • @hippiemoses336
    @hippiemoses336 Год назад +1

    I think the most amazing thing is that this video isn't even sponsored. Thanks for putting it up anyways

  • @besquareorbethere2680
    @besquareorbethere2680 3 года назад +3992

    "This is a stunner, here's a demonstration of how it works."
    punches stapler with the force of god

  • @SamONellaAcademy
    @SamONellaAcademy  6 лет назад +5405

    Also, "cow" is a colloquial term for any bovine, before any of you fucking walking encyclopedias give your two cents about how its tEcHnIcAlLy a female-specific word.

  • @hellomrjelloyay
    @hellomrjelloyay 3 месяца назад +1

    the way this man draws cows is the most beautiful thing ive ever seen

  • @whalewithgingerale
    @whalewithgingerale 5 месяцев назад +9

    Watching this after the revelation of the giant white spots on craig

    • @somethingsea
      @somethingsea 5 месяцев назад

      same (and hi to the next guy who clicked newest to see this comment)

  • @endorsti7137
    @endorsti7137 3 года назад +4782

    Do you ever think Sam left us because we never said thank you at the end of the video

    • @Unknowngfyjoh
      @Unknowngfyjoh 3 года назад +163

      He's so funny. I wish he'd come back. He has so many little jokes like the top hat in the "Sir-loin."
      He's a comedic genius!!!

    • @CajunKirk
      @CajunKirk 3 года назад +80

      @@Unknowngfyjoh He announced on Reddit he’ll be returning.

    • @b1polarhamst3rd34th
      @b1polarhamst3rd34th 3 года назад +25

      @@CajunKirk WHAT

    • @CajunKirk
      @CajunKirk 3 года назад +36

      @@b1polarhamst3rd34th yeah but that was like a month ago so idk

    • @b1polarhamst3rd34th
      @b1polarhamst3rd34th 3 года назад +8

      @@CajunKirk oh ok I just hope so

  • @doggeenayter
    @doggeenayter 4 года назад +3538

    Due to coppa Sam can’t start his videos with
    “Hey kids” because you can’t have targeted advertising towards kids so now it’s
    “Hey not minors”

    • @TheLampeKing
      @TheLampeKing 4 года назад +37

      if thats true
      someone will get hurt

    • @FlexBeanbag
      @FlexBeanbag 4 года назад +7

      @@TheLampeKing ruclips.net/video/Bmc9NFfhx74/видео.html

    • @TheLampeKing
      @TheLampeKing 4 года назад +3

      @@FlexBeanbag You my good associate, are a good person. (and if its true u r getting hurt) jk hahahahahahahahahhahhahahaa....

    • @tangleshootburrfoot36
      @tangleshootburrfoot36 4 года назад +13

      You mean we can't call them "Pedo Targets" anymore? ....Damn.

    • @SCP--zj7xy
      @SCP--zj7xy 4 года назад +1

      Flex Beanbag LMAO

  • @felixhochsam
    @felixhochsam 2 года назад

    Help I'm stuck in a loop of watching Sam O'Nella videos and I can't stop

  • @nerdbites2212
    @nerdbites2212 Год назад

    Every year I come back to this

  • @woodfur00
    @woodfur00 5 лет назад +2516

    I'm so glad you made the "sirloin" joke that was begging to be made.

  • @moelester1097
    @moelester1097 4 года назад +2752

    Let's be honest, everyone who's talking about how he put a dairy cow in the video actually learned that from the Fidel Castro video he also made.

    • @michaelpalmatier3256
      @michaelpalmatier3256 4 года назад +14

      Enzo Gabriel DUDE I JUST WATCHED THAT VIDEO A FEW MINUTES AGO

    • @lightningcrush7795
      @lightningcrush7795 4 года назад +4

      @@michaelpalmatier3256 me to i watched this video after it

    • @vincentdivita7800
      @vincentdivita7800 4 года назад +1

      Yup! Makes sense, still. Not everyone is gonna know what the hell he done draw if no cow pattern, tho.

    • @hardlyfunny3661
      @hardlyfunny3661 4 года назад +7

      Shorthorns are multipurpose cattle. They can be used for meat and milk.

    • @hardlyfunny3661
      @hardlyfunny3661 4 года назад +8

      Also, that’s a Holstein. Typical dairy cattle, but the males may get slaughtered.

  • @chuckpuck6744
    @chuckpuck6744 Год назад

    I love that Brandenburg Concerto 4 is playing in the background of this grotesque process.

  • @DannySmith-
    @DannySmith- Год назад +1

    Sam O'Nella is a bloody legend!

  • @EVOLUTIONINCARNATE
    @EVOLUTIONINCARNATE 5 лет назад +2367

    Fun fact: you can get fired for drinking the blood of the cow as it spurts out
    Many people get fired for doing this

  • @dominicmcphillips4556
    @dominicmcphillips4556 3 года назад +6903

    “Then they’re loaded into cattle cars. If you’re a history buff like me, you know that’s not a good thing.” -Sam O’Nella

  • @lerskon2880
    @lerskon2880 2 года назад +18

    Beautiful

    • @ACannyAlley
      @ACannyAlley 8 месяцев назад +1

      You have been chosen, you are the top comment, and when you die you will be ressurected in the afterlife and be forced to fight all the other top commentors for the name of God, the more likes you have the better gear and armor you have. As of now you you have nine likes, but you will win, for the prophecy goes as such.

  • @_TestBot
    @_TestBot 2 года назад +1

    As you watched this video, hundreds of cows were going through every single step of this process around the planet.

  • @evinchavarin8770
    @evinchavarin8770 3 года назад +4523

    Date of Birth: 4/20/1969
    Height: 5"
    Weight: 10pt body 4pt hair
    Race: stick figure
    Sex: yes please

    • @kadenkeneal1608
      @kadenkeneal1608 3 года назад +50

      i was the 100th like. this feels good

    • @maggieclancy6378
      @maggieclancy6378 3 года назад +31

      @@kadenkeneal1608 that's what she/he said

    • @mrgumbwit5307
      @mrgumbwit5307 3 года назад +27

      There is no bullshit way this guy is 51 years old

    • @tpcito52
      @tpcito52 3 года назад +30

      My mom was born in 1969, nice

    • @musicaman8683
      @musicaman8683 3 года назад +16

      42069 nice

  • @WanderingHelmsman
    @WanderingHelmsman 3 года назад +3164

    Seriously, how was the word "cow-schwitz" never used in this lesson? Big missed opportunity.

    • @bea4156
      @bea4156 3 года назад +28

      Nickolas Miller Underrated comment 👏👏👏💯💯💯

    • @starphaze393
      @starphaze393 3 года назад +66

      it was used in Family Guy when the talking cow called the bovine plant as “Dacow” kinda like the nazi concentration camp Dachau

    • @mirjanadasic28
      @mirjanadasic28 3 года назад +21

      Cowocaust

    • @TheBrazilRules
      @TheBrazilRules 3 года назад +4

      Because he is not a libtard?

    • @orions2908
      @orions2908 3 года назад +19

      @@mirjanadasic28 cOwOcaust

  • @jasperscott956
    @jasperscott956 4 месяца назад +17

    As someone who grew up raising our own cows and take care of them up until we send them to a slaughter house that we know the owners it’s strange to imagine how so many animals live horribly

  • @star-k
    @star-k Год назад

    I was woefully unprepared for the comical value of this video

  • @thePeterandByron
    @thePeterandByron 5 лет назад +1563

    "Truth is, the game was rigged from the start."
    1:59

    • @3-d634
      @3-d634 5 лет назад +15

      Nice reference

    • @cosmikdebris777
      @cosmikdebris777 5 лет назад +19

      *bang*

    • @13597g
      @13597g 4 года назад +14

      Benny? Is that you? Get back to the fucking Tops!

    • @andrepoff7316
      @andrepoff7316 4 года назад +30

      Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter

    • @alanwatts8239
      @alanwatts8239 4 года назад +17

      what in the goddam?

  • @jpmz5470
    @jpmz5470 2 года назад +3718

    “But then, after awhile, Craig gets loaded into the Cattle Car”
    This is the event horizon, not even light can escape, this is the point of no return.

    • @Villager6883
      @Villager6883 2 года назад +40

      NOOooOoOoOoOoO CrAIG

    • @TerribleWarden
      @TerribleWarden Год назад +19

      Unless the Car crashes

    • @ProfessionalBugLover
      @ProfessionalBugLover Год назад +31

      @@TerribleWarden then craig’s soul will be free

    • @thestickmingamer
      @thestickmingamer Год назад +5

      Like a black hole, the Cattle Car is the end of the line.

    • @kentmichaelgalang686
      @kentmichaelgalang686 8 месяцев назад

      i think it's the castration bit. if you're not a bull for breeding, then you're going to become produce

  • @hatandtincup8971
    @hatandtincup8971 Год назад

    The stunner really startled me

  • @THE_GREMLINZ_OFFICIAL
    @THE_GREMLINZ_OFFICIAL 8 месяцев назад +3

    Mechanically
    Automated
    Goring
    Into
    Commodities 1:45

  • @lordbananarama9750
    @lordbananarama9750 6 лет назад +563

    Holy crap when he smashed in the skull with the thing I about shit myself

  • @me19742
    @me19742 3 года назад +3965

    I love how non toxic the Sam o nellists are

  • @joeycrooks6217
    @joeycrooks6217 2 месяца назад +2

    0:43 “Hence forth! You shall be called… CRAIG”

  • @wades623
    @wades623 2 года назад

    That first part is so true, it really does

  • @messymoneyshott4043
    @messymoneyshott4043 3 года назад +10090

    I work in a beef plant and can confirm.
    They only inaccuracy is the power washing of the carcass. That method is actually quite unsanitary and is being phased out. Basically, it sprays cow shit everywhere. Imagine hitting a pile of shit with a fire hose.
    We skin the cow/bull in a way that prevents contamination of the meat. Then, as the carcass moves down the line, contaminates are trimmed away. At the very end of the process the carcass is put through two sterilization machines. The first is literally called the "carcass wash". It sprays cold, high pressure water mixed with a chemical called bovi-brom on the carcass. Finally, the carcass is ran through a machine that hits it with 200°, high pressure water to kill any remaining surface contaminates. The final step in the process is a lactic acid wash.
    Honestly, the process isn't a messy as you'd think. We go through many, many meticulous processes in order to minimize the mess and promote the absolute highest level of food safety as possible.
    The messy part is the clean up at the end of the day. Which is what my job is. We go in with high pressure hoses and a cart load of chemicals. Like I said earlier, imagine shooting a pile of gore with a hose that sprays 12 gallons a minute. It's great.
    Edit: For the water whores.
    We have an on site wastewater treatment facility that recycles every drop of water that goes down our drains. Nothing gets wasted. Only thing we can't use is the brain and spinal tissue.

    • @whizthesugoi
      @whizthesugoi 3 года назад +316

      Now that's a lot of wasted water

    • @bergglobus2428
      @bergglobus2428 3 года назад +535

      @@whizthesugoi the whole meat industry in one sentence. Disgusting and a waste of water

    • @darkn04
      @darkn04 3 года назад +1123

      @@bergglobus2428 how is it disgusting
      People are omnivores, we should be desensitized to how meat is made and eaten

    • @jarrett2211
      @jarrett2211 3 года назад +94

      I still do agree that is is kinda a waste of water

    • @whizthesugoi
      @whizthesugoi 3 года назад +54

      Kinda?
      That's a whole lotta

  • @mineminecraftlp4593
    @mineminecraftlp4593 5 лет назад +2383

    Me: Mom, What's for dinner.
    Mom: Craig.
    Me: *Devours whole Craig*

  • @christianbrix4311
    @christianbrix4311 7 месяцев назад

    This might be my favourite one

  • @user-ye2gx5ye8p
    @user-ye2gx5ye8p 8 месяцев назад +1

    this is hands down the most chaotic video hes ever made. Can we all just pay our respects to Craig?.

  • @Local_commentor
    @Local_commentor 5 лет назад +2056

    PRESS F TO PAY RESPECT TO CRAIG

  • @The-Saus
    @The-Saus 5 лет назад +1004

    I laughed WAY too hard at the “let there be light” joke

    • @SoupIsDumb_
      @SoupIsDumb_ 5 лет назад +1

      same

    • @misterfister5810
      @misterfister5810 5 лет назад +22

      Let there be light!
      *shits out a fucking fetus, hitting a brick wall and falling on the floor*
      And it was nice~

    • @forgivemeihavesinned2441
      @forgivemeihavesinned2441 4 года назад +1

      TheSaus some I’m stilll laughing

    • @ematheoneandonly8896
      @ematheoneandonly8896 4 года назад +1

      That part scares me. It happened so sudden. Even when I re watch it, it still startles me.

    • @blankslate9411
      @blankslate9411 4 года назад

      Why is that just so funny

  • @norwalk2630
    @norwalk2630 Год назад

    Came back to see the stunner again

  • @MayaMaya-tj7kw
    @MayaMaya-tj7kw 7 месяцев назад +5

    You should see how they brutally slay the lettuce in the veggie rendering plant

  • @nataliyahpastel3890
    @nataliyahpastel3890 6 лет назад +6905

    this is the fun way of learning

    • @MissRazna
      @MissRazna 6 лет назад +169

      this is so much more horrifying than those peta videos because this one is so... unbiased and objective and just... creepy

    • @XJDesigns1
      @XJDesigns1 6 лет назад +17

      I'm taking notes out here

    • @G89211
      @G89211 6 лет назад +2

      Ikr

    • @greenergrass4060
      @greenergrass4060 6 лет назад +12

      Nataliyah Pastel you mean CORRECT way? :)

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 6 лет назад +11

      +Manfists Obligatory fuck PETA.

  • @woopwoop2663
    @woopwoop2663 5 лет назад +565

    Tells me to not remember the cow has a name
    Remembers nothing but Craig

    • @Frang14998
      @Frang14998 4 года назад +1

      Fucking same hahahahah, your comment made me laugh :D

  • @frequencydependent1826
    @frequencydependent1826 Год назад

    The trick to removing all the horror of cultivation is clean hardwood smoke, that thin bluish vapor makes me happy.

  • @michaelusswisconsin6002
    @michaelusswisconsin6002 11 месяцев назад +3

    I don’t know why, but I love eating while watching this.

  • @Anthony_Ashbaugh
    @Anthony_Ashbaugh 4 года назад +1365

    “Journey of beef cow” puts dairy cow in thumbnail

    • @aa01blue38
      @aa01blue38 4 года назад +24

      Its also a steer but whatever

    • @aa01blue38
      @aa01blue38 4 года назад +25

      that weird guy
      Not a cow because it doesn't have an udder
      Not a bull because they get castrated for beef
      Maybe a heifer?
      So a steer then

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 4 года назад +22

      @@ki113rkkrclips9 Yeah, exactly, it's 2019, we can't assume cattle's gender.

    • @lancer2362
      @lancer2362 4 года назад +1

      Lol. Idk if ur a farmer, but I am 欸😁

    • @nicholasdowns3502
      @nicholasdowns3502 4 года назад +6

      Anthony Ashbaugh, to be fair, Holsteins (like the one pictured in the thumbnail) aren’t the preferred beef animals, there is a breed for that.

  • @natureman494
    @natureman494 6 лет назад +536

    That fucking stunner

    • @animetrash146
      @animetrash146 6 лет назад +30

      natureman494 it hilarious, I know

    • @platenoise256
      @platenoise256 6 лет назад +29

      the high voltage electricap stimulation part is the best

    • @samnorwood.
      @samnorwood. 6 лет назад +12

      It made me laugh hard the stunner part

    • @breaking963
      @breaking963 6 лет назад +1

      Big Moist Stunners don't kill instantly

    • @therickestrick1153
      @therickestrick1153 6 лет назад +5

      Brallan Dublan it makes them unconscious instantly

  • @sirnicholas5542
    @sirnicholas5542 Год назад

    One of the funniest vids I’ve seen

  • @frankie8969
    @frankie8969 Год назад

    This is by far sams best video and you can’t tell me otherwise

  • @lunareclipse2401
    @lunareclipse2401 4 года назад +861

    "Here's a demonstration"
    *_stapler noise_*

    • @mekaniklboltmb4880
      @mekaniklboltmb4880 4 года назад +3

      It really does that noise just add a little "fssssh" of the air
      (I've been in a slaughterhouse before)

    • @mochacrossing1567
      @mochacrossing1567 4 года назад

      @@mekaniklboltmb4880 I would be scared for life

    • @mekaniklboltmb4880
      @mekaniklboltmb4880 4 года назад +1

      @@mochacrossing1567 it was one of the best school trips ever

    • @mochacrossing1567
      @mochacrossing1567 4 года назад

      @@mekaniklboltmb4880 oh...

    • @eliotmoon5321
      @eliotmoon5321 3 года назад

      Alejo Hernan Ortiz Rexius oh my god

  • @sofabored2150
    @sofabored2150 3 года назад +1047

    I like to think you're actually a stick person.

    • @calebrose740
      @calebrose740 3 года назад

      Same

    • @markneillmusic9082
      @markneillmusic9082 3 года назад +5

      He’s leaner than lean

    • @loneassassin29
      @loneassassin29 3 года назад

      @@watchdominion7356 if I saw a stick dude in delaware I'd probably notice which is saying something considering I don't even pay attention to myself

  • @theneonlights1788
    @theneonlights1788 2 года назад

    I never thought I could cry and froth at the mouth at the same time.

  • @bumpersincapped
    @bumpersincapped Год назад +1

    the outro was the best part

  • @noobnoob8461
    @noobnoob8461 4 года назад +678

    Craig
    2017-2017
    Still moos in the afterlife.

  • @sorafromdokodemoissho
    @sorafromdokodemoissho 4 года назад +1407

    Mechanically
    Automated
    Goring
    Into
    Commodities

    • @JonasMXZ
      @JonasMXZ 3 года назад +13

      Magic right there

    • @urahara64360
      @urahara64360 3 года назад +3

      We just have gic at the plant I work at. It's on the smaller side though.

    • @snek1314
      @snek1314 3 года назад

      forgot THE DAMN !

    • @Adomas_B
      @Adomas_B 3 года назад

      How'd ya put this font in a comment?

    • @NazwaBricksZajeta
      @NazwaBricksZajeta 3 года назад +1

      i gave you 777th like.
      I like a e s t h e t i c text

  • @elmersito3k
    @elmersito3k 8 месяцев назад

    this is top 5 fav vids by him

    • @elmersito3k
      @elmersito3k 8 месяцев назад

      the clever poetic writing rly did it for me

  • @BigBungus123
    @BigBungus123 2 года назад +1

    Miss him so much :(

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 5 лет назад +3545

    “Some are nicer”
    *points to peta *
    Uhm, you got that mixed up.

    • @Youhoooop9242
      @Youhoooop9242 5 лет назад +296

      Beef Industry: Butcher the cow
      PETA: Put Down the cow
      hmmmmm

    • @Youhoooop9242
      @Youhoooop9242 5 лет назад +247

      well one clearly has more benefits.
      Put down the cow = nothing gained
      Butcher the cow = beef, and maybe Jello and other misc stuff

    • @astribol7215
      @astribol7215 5 лет назад +26

      he made clear that they slaughter and sell beef

    • @iloveindomienoodle
      @iloveindomienoodle 5 лет назад +96

      PETA euthanized the cow with the most painful way possible

    • @beepbeepboopbeepbeep
      @beepbeepboopbeepbeep 5 лет назад +129

      Did you know that peta took a little girl's chawawa and put it down for literally no reason

  • @rolininthemud
    @rolininthemud 6 лет назад +489

    I literally just watched all of your videos... all of them... in one sitting... and now it's over... and now I'm sad.

  • @cyrus_skies5176
    @cyrus_skies5176 9 месяцев назад

    Rewatching his vids over and over because im starved of content

  • @hyprpoint
    @hyprpoint 8 месяцев назад

    why is the best animation on this channel a gorey birth of a goddamn cow

  • @LPA_
    @LPA_ 6 лет назад +1543

    "Beauty is only skin-deep, manure runs through the core."
    - Sam O'Nella, 2017.
    This is one of the best quotes to ever be quoted.

    • @hipstersneasel8173
      @hipstersneasel8173 6 лет назад +4

      Leandro Pacheco ba dum *smacks head on desk*

    • @stalin3583
      @stalin3583 6 лет назад +15

      ""Beauty is only skin deep manure runs through the core"
      -Sam O'Nella, 2017
      This is the best quote to ever be quoted.""
      -Leandro Pacheco

    • @bapanada9446
      @bapanada9446 6 лет назад +13

      """Beauty is only skin deep manure runs through the core"
      -Sam O'Nella, 2017
      This is the best quote to ever be quoted.""
      -Leandro Pacheco"
      -Stalín

    • @tylerian4648
      @tylerian4648 6 лет назад +9

      """"Beauty is only skin deep manure runs through the core"
      -Sam O'Nella, 2017
      This is the best quote to ever be quoted.""
      -Leandro Pacheco"
      -Stalín"
      -radi

    • @tylerian4648
      @tylerian4648 6 лет назад +3

      """""Beauty is only skin deep manure runs through the core"
      -Sam O'Nella, 2017
      This is the best quote to ever be quoted.""
      -Leandro Pacheco"
      -Stalín"
      -radi"
      -A pineapple worshipper.

  • @jcmartinez7527
    @jcmartinez7527 6 лет назад +4257

    Where art thou Sam O'Nella

    • @tsar_zo8007
      @tsar_zo8007 6 лет назад +52

      JC_mcsR53 i miss him too

    • @b0b682
      @b0b682 6 лет назад +50

      We all miss him

    • @bobthetop3242
      @bobthetop3242 6 лет назад +2

      dylan hall LOL

    • @NGHDastardlyMango
      @NGHDastardlyMango 6 лет назад +8

      If you look at his upload history this is normal

    • @theodium5865
      @theodium5865 6 лет назад +6

      If he's looking for inspiration I would recommend educational television as this has been helpful for others in the past

  • @wiktorutracki6469
    @wiktorutracki6469 8 месяцев назад

    Wow skinning a whole cow in what must be under 10 minutes is absolutely jaw dropping, these workers are masters of a knife and for sure are made 90% of muscles, this is some tough work!

  • @Lavender_Th3r1an
    @Lavender_Th3r1an 5 месяцев назад +1

    "Hence forth, you shall be known as.... Craig."
    Best line, by far

  • @Earl_Black
    @Earl_Black 4 года назад +659

    Fidel Castro: *a n g e r y*

    • @bataviabouwer
      @bataviabouwer 3 года назад +15

      Fidel Castro would like to know your location

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria 3 года назад +2

      _V I V A L A C U B A_

    • @bharatsachdeva6683
      @bharatsachdeva6683 3 года назад +1

      Don’t worry, they can’t make milk so he’s fine with it

  • @steveypeppers9324
    @steveypeppers9324 6 лет назад +2097

    I am so glad i found you through my youtube recommendations

  • @atinofspam3433
    @atinofspam3433 Год назад +1

    the pinnacle of a cow’s discovery:
    YOU CAN EAT THE FLOOR

  • @kakkacarmenelectra7229
    @kakkacarmenelectra7229 Год назад

    Thank you for the insightful video : )

  • @doddermodd
    @doddermodd 3 года назад +4164

    this is hands down the most chaotic video hes ever made

  • @dylanfinch2951
    @dylanfinch2951 3 года назад +7429

    I used to work in a chicken processing plant, and I wouldn't call myself an eggspert, but I know how desensitized you become after a few weeks. The first week or so, you feel bad for the animals coming in, in crowded cages, covered in feces (guano, whatever that stuff is called) from the chicken above them, and after a couple of weeks, the whole process of watching dead critters go down a line, getting feathers and such ripped off, and organs cut out, just becomes an everyday thing. Hearing them cluck from the trailer as if they're screaming for it to be over, is just something you begin to tune out. Then they hit the gas chamber. Literally, they use CO2 to kill the chicken.
    I highly recommend the job of processing meat for psychopaths, I imagine it would be therapeutic for them.

    • @vitos7483
      @vitos7483 3 года назад +981

      I psychopath doesn't feel anything though, they won't get joy from it. You must mean a sadist.

    • @lenira7750
      @lenira7750 2 года назад +618

      I'm sorry, but the "eggspert part was too good

    • @lagopusvulpuz1571
      @lagopusvulpuz1571 2 года назад +464

      Thanks for your sacrifices so, people can enjoy chicken nuggets, lol. The process depends if it’s organic meat were the animal is treated better or like industrial production.
      I realize how dumb are chickens after I saw a video were there was an accident with a truck full of caged chickens. The cages broke or were released after activists found out but the chickens being “smart birds” just sat there. They just sat.

    • @abisexualperson6140
      @abisexualperson6140 2 года назад +12

      THANK U

    • @Mostlyharmless1985
      @Mostlyharmless1985 2 года назад +385

      @@lagopusvulpuz1571 Organic is bullshit. They all go to the same factory. Your best bet is to get a bird yourself and put the work in, if you truly and honestly care about the animals welfare.

  • @iffyhalfling3295
    @iffyhalfling3295 Год назад +7

    YOUR TELLING ME I ONLY NEED A LITTLE BIT OF ELECTRICITY AND THEN IS WILL GO UP??? 2:51

  • @noble430
    @noble430 10 месяцев назад +1

    Yup, this is the video I want to watch while eating.