He stares in the distorted sun of the far plane, waiting for a new world to conquer, time not opposing him. He wished he could move but his whimsical structure bounded him to the force of gravity that held him so tight. But one day that changed. A strange silhouette emerged with appendages that rattled with energy and bliss. Two eyes that stared so bright he wanted to run and fight. In a pull of all he had only a mere shiver shook his body as the cried creature took him away.
Since Golbo doesn't move, and probably isn't capable of producing sound, the researcher's only way of knowing Golbo's ideal "containment" conditions and contentment must be through his eye, meaning, golbo cries when something is wrong. That woud explain the tear marks under his eye being there even before the cut was made, and how the researchers know Golbo prefers being placed with his eye closer to the faucet despite it being such a specific fact. I might be overthinking. Never the less, I love this video.
Either that or the fluid coming from the eye is actually indicative of a relaxing or otherwise happy response, in which case placing the golbo under the faucet is inadvertently torturing the poor little thing.
@PossiblyMixingItUp Yeah, that was confirmed in "Zooliminology OST vol 1". Assuming that room is in the Far Plane. But still, the tear stains Don't lie, the poor thing cries a lot! Which is sad but makes this a very effective and intriguing piece of art. The soundtrack is nice too.
I spent SO long trying to find this video again. It had me googling things like "bathtub creature from another dimension" and "glorbo bathtub creature" for like half an hour, half convinced I had imagined the whole thing. I'm so glad it's real and I finally found it again!
"Is this a corpse? A slime? What is this?" "That's Golbo." "Is Golbo like the rest of the stuff here? Dangerous? What does it do?" "He's just laying there. Leave him alone."
SCP foundation: oh yeah so we have this giant murder thing and this other giant murder thing and if you flick this light switch here your balls explode and this cuppa joe- Zooliminology: smol boi luv bathtub, do not hurt de smol boi. :3
SCP foundation: This is scromble. Do not touch scromble directly or it will *liquefy your bones*. Scromble must be fed 5 gallons of human cerebrospinal fluid every hour or it will REDACTED. Scromble can only be contained in a giant ballpit full of cat fetuses. Zooliminology: This is golbo. He's floppy so please pick him up with a tray. He prefers his bathtub with some biodiversity. If he's not in his bathtub please be gentle when you put him back.
SCP foundation: oh yeah so we have this giant murder thing and this other giant murder thing and if you flick this light switch here your balls explode and this cuppa joe- Zooliminology: smol boi luv bathtub, do not hurt de smol boi. :3
I like to think Golbo has a psychic ability where anything that hurts it feels intense guilt. Which is how it survives as it is, floppy, soft and devoid of the burden of bones. "Sorry, Golbo."
Though the enviornment in which Golbo lives isn't described, I like to imagine Golbo lives in an infinite grassy plain, just chilling on the floor for all of it's existence.
Golbos live in the same place that Princes do! That area is called the Greenhouses, and it has lots of vegetation and bathtubs for golbos to hang out in. Very silly critter.
I like how ethical this feels, unlike most of these sorts of organizations in media, where their endless resources is matched by their endless cruelty to what they are studying, this feels like an underfunded research organization genuinely trying to understand the far planes for the sake of understanding
He reminds me of a sponge. No specialized tissues (aside from organ and eye) and immobile unless it starts moving almost imperceptibly slowly and is found a few meters away. He makes me happy
he reminds me of a blobfish-defomed after being forcefully displaced from its proper environment...i suspect that this is not golbo's true form, but merely a depressurised version of it. what are you hiding from us, golbo?
@@nagisamomoe125 even bigger twist, golbo will become like a flounder fish and the eye on the other side will join the eye on the to us visible side in the future (Of course it would take a lot of effort to get the budget of containing golbo until that happens)
@@Yipper64 Not necessarily a system. The respiratory and musculoskeletal systems are much more complex. So it's unlikely that it's breathing or that its muscles are contracting. Rather, the cells tend to return the body to its original position. There is probably some differentiation among the cells, and something like nerve and muscle cells is still present to maintain the homeostasis and responding to the stimulus from outside.
My head cannon is Golbo is an acronym name that eventually became its common name like CD or RV or TNT and it'd stand for Gelatinous Oblong Leisurely Benign Oddities.
@@stumpy_duck it's actually in reference to an old pulp series' title character, published around the same time as the Hardy Boys! His gimmick was solving the "issue of the week" with fantastical technologies.
it's unfortunately realistic - the huge companies mistreat employees and don't gaf about laws, TOO big to fail, while small co-ops and nonprofits are barely scraping by and are mainly driven by passion for the work.
I feel like golbo would make a great threapy buddy, take him senior citizen homes, maybe have little kids read him books to help them with confidence. Take him around tell his story of this little guy somehow so small no bones has made his way to another plain of existence and how brave he is, for again small children to be shown they too can do great things like Golbo did. Golbo is an icon of hope. Little buddy doesn't gotta be all alone in that tub. ❤❤❤
I showed this to a friend and they said they’re gunna make a Golbo. I don’t know if they mean out of clay, plastic, cloth or whatever. But Golbo will be real.
I actually made a golbo out of polymer clay. Not a medium I’m all too good at but it was fun. I may work on him some more as he hasn’t been painted yet
I own Italian greyhounds, which are like a small, shorthaired, pathetic version of a borzoi. I can say with all the confidence in the world that Golbo is an Italian greyhound based purely on the desolate, sad look in its eyes.
I love how, without intelligent intervention, the only way this thing could come to exist is if the far plane is like mold, growing off of and mocking parallels to our world in a superficial fashion. Like a data leak of reality, even?
The alternative would be that Golbo's native environment is either extremely low-g (maybe some kind of impossible floating water orb, with sargassum or coral analogues that it moves along?) or contains some kind of Far Plane specific energy source that normally fuels its movement.
@dand1253 ooh that's true! It could be a similar situation to the blob fish, where it looks ridiculous outside of its natural environment but under the right pressures the design makes perfect sense. Maybe it was found in a phase of its life cycle where it waits out temporary heavy gravity, and then regrows into something terrifying when the right environment returns.
I think the same for the low G environment Golbo may come from, but for some reason, Golbo cannot be washed, so perhaps it is hydrophobic? If so, maybe there are other liquids that are compatible for Golbo so it isn't squashed by our gravity
Fun Facts About Golbo: 1: Golbo smells like hot dogs and vanilla 2: Golbo’s skin leaves dark but easily removed stains on most clothing 3: Although Golbo poses no threat to them, dogs and rabbits scream in Golbo’s presence 4: Golbo has two birthdays 5: Golbo is no longer allowed to use the internet 6: The best way to entertain Golbo is to put Golbo in the microwave on medium heat for twelve minutes. The high pitched gurgling means that it is working 7: Although eating Golbo is considered a shameful act in all cultures and dimensions, Golbo forgives you for what you have done 8: Golbo’s name cannot be spelled backwards 9: Golbo glows a vivid green under a blacklight. Golbo also profusely weeps highly toxic, foul-smelling tears under a blacklight 10: Golbo knows your real name
1:32 , wow- that sentence put me in such a good mood for no feasable reason im going to stop slacking off and finish some art- thank you and good night
@@TheGrammarPolice7 GrammarPolice's ability to self flagellate is only apparent when witnessed exterior to GrammarPolice. I hope this clarifies your confusion. If not, I recommend that you review you handbook, sections 137.a, 'liminal spaces: an inversion of space and time'.
I imagine that golbos just kind of float around in their natural habitat and will occasionally float by other golbos. I imagine golbo is in a constant state of thought as there is nothing else for it to do in its home, and has therefore achieved higher thought process abilities than our own.
Using the information provided in this video we can deduce some things about the Golbo's natural ultraterrestrial environment, and the Golbo itself 1) Based off of appearance, their habitat is likely very dark. Pale or translucent skin is common in cave and deep-sea environments where camouflage is unnecessary. However, Golbo does have an eye, so their environment must have some level of light 2) Golbo does not have blood. This is a very primitive condition, very few multicellular lifeforms the size of Golbo have no circulatory system. This means that energy would have to be transferred around the body directly from one cell to another 3) Golbo does not have bones. Given the very basal condition of lacking blood, this is not surprising. However, an organism the size of Golbo would benefit from structural support. Golbo is able to move, but their movement would be very inefficient; they lack any kind of haemocoel or skeletomuscular system. They may be from an environment which is under immense pressure, which makes having a soft body advantageous 4) Wherever they come from, they're definitely an extremeophile. Temperature change and lack of food don't bother the Golbo studied here, which implies to me that they possess physiological mechanisms that allow them to survive extreme circumstances. Such organisms can be found in places like hydrothermal vents 5) Golbo is noted to be "...about as radioactive as a banana," which could imply several things. They may possess an equivalent about of potassium in their tissues, or similar element with a comparable half-life. Further testing is needed to say for sure 6) It is hard to tell if Golbo has any kind of symmetry, or if the pseudolegs are just amorphous projections from the central mass. I mention this becauase on Earth bilaterally symmetrical organisms are generally active while radially or asymmetrical organisms are generally sedentary It is my personal opinion that Golbo is a colonial single-celled organism. Earth examples of this include corals and kelps. These organisms are able to specialize groups of the colony into organ-like structures, some even having light-sensing cells. Of course, we don't know anything about its evolution or environment so this is all purely speculation
Yeah. Just let the player care for weird creatures. Give each creature their own living conditions, and instructions on how to care for them. Without horror or anything. Just a comfortable creature management sim.
The narration has a vibe of the SCP Foundation if the Foundation was run entirely by extremely relaxed para-zoologists. And yet, the things left unsaid and unseen leave so much room for terrifying implications.
- Golbo potentially possesses the ability to warp minds around it into a state of thinking it is adorable, possibly as an evolutionary countermeasure to predators. Or it really is just adorable.
I really love this short. It’s got the same type of strangely kind, calming energy to it that “Teddy Has an Operation” does. The surreal tone and creature design also reminds me a lot of the artist Sam Hensley/samsketchbook. I think Golbo and Creamthing would get along wonderfully.
I love the Golbo so much. It's just so cute. The watery eyes especially make it endearing, especially the markings underneath that look like little tear stains. I just wanna pet its cute little snoot and kiss its poor little bandaged psuedoleg.
Reminds me of the creatures I invented when I was bored in class using my hand where one finger was the head, four the legs and the arm was the tail lmao
Thr existence of such a well-developed eye implies a necessity for sight. I wonder if the Golbo is constantly peering into some extra-planer spectrum of light. Perhaps it subsists off some multidimensional version of photosynthesis.
he may have no blood, no bones, requires a bathtub enclosure, is constantly crying, is immune to radiation, and is an overall pathetic creature, but he is also Golbo
This is amazing. We need far more silly content. A story can be mysterious AND silly. Not every mystery needs to include vague bible references and excessive amounts of face distortion. Thank you Golbo.
Summary: Golbo is content in a bathtub filled with grass and other plants. The golbo’s eye must be placed towards the faucet. Please do not pick up a golbo with your hands for long periods of time, use a large tray instead. Also, please do not wash the golbo.
I will happily help fund this organization so we can discover more cute creatures like this for study and hopefully understand them. We deserve to know why these entities from another dimension are so silly.
Reminds me of something from a long ago webcomic, Acid Reflux, with a creature called the Melting Panda. If I remember right, they had no bones and oxygen was a narcotic to them, so they just laid there and vibed.
I just came from your other video, and I just. I love these so much. Your art style is so warm and really captures the otherworldly feeling while also being warm and fuzzy? I really appreciate how the organization is making sure not to harm the organisms they are studying. Lying down in a bathtub full of grass and flowers seems lovely. Also, I didn’t realize the VA was different from yall- TOTAL props to them, their voice is PERFECT for this, seriously!!!! Thanks again for making these!!!
Tho i absolutely love horror pretending to be non-horror, I also find to be a really good treat the opposite situation, like this for example, be combined with worldbuilding and in the form a documental (that I also really like) just makes it better (Idk if I wrote that right I'm spanish)
I dont know if it’s intentional or just my brain, but he has a dark spot under his eye, and any time i see it i think golbo’s smiling, like it’s some sort of mouth
this series is absolutely incredible. it takes everything i love about pseudo-vhs content and put in in a senario that is surreal and off putting but won’t make me shit myself in fear… i’m so invested, this is incredible please keep doing what you do also i really want to keep this thing as a pet he deserves to be loved by a sweet soul
golbo :) I WILL EXPLODE EARTH IF YOU DARE CUT GOLBO AGAIN >:( (Edit: wow im gettin liked alot... calm down on the likes? theres 307 likes 2:35 WHAT HAPPENED FOR THIS TO BE HERE???) (Edit 2: 357 likes! Calm down!)
Is Golbo like the blobfish where taking it away from its proper environment causes its body to change drastically? Like how the change in pressure from being taken from the bottom of the ocean would kill any creature that lived down there, taking golbo from a different plane of existence has damaged it? Like if gravity or time doesn't exist in the other plane, being suddenly hit with those forces would be unimaginable
I just love that all of the farplane entities seen so far are not ultra dangerous murder creatures 9000, they are just little dudes who are kinda strange but generally super passive and kinda just vibe.
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He stares in the distorted sun of the far plane, waiting for a new world to conquer, time not opposing him. He wished he could move but his whimsical structure bounded him to the force of gravity that held him so tight. But one day that changed.
A strange silhouette emerged with appendages that rattled with energy and bliss. Two eyes that stared so bright he wanted to run and fight.
In a pull of all he had only a mere shiver shook his body as the cried creature took him away.
Golbo
Golbo
Golbo
Cringe
I mean golbo
Escape procedure being "Just put it back" is the realest thing
fr i love it
With a pan ofc
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the poor golbo
The sentence "Golbo has about the same radioactivity as a banana." fills me with incredible joy.
He’s banana shaped😊🍌
So that means if we have over a thousand of him he could kill someone with the radiation of potassium.
@@BritishMain8340Trust -dado- golbo
If you eat him, He will expand inside your stomach, Inflating you and blocking your blood, air, and food!
Americans and their measurements 🎉😮 /rfun
"Do not wash the Golbo"
Little dude is dry clean only
Ironically, "dry clean" is not actually dry and does in fact use water. Please do not dry clean the Golbo.
@@The_Cyber_System true true. "Dry clean only" is solvents and "Dry clean" involves water.
We can't do dust baths either since little dude is furless.
#freeGolbo
@@The_Cyber_SystemVacuum only
I wonder what would happen if you wash it
Since Golbo doesn't move, and probably isn't capable of producing sound, the researcher's only way of knowing Golbo's ideal "containment" conditions and contentment must be through his eye, meaning, golbo cries when something is wrong.
That woud explain the tear marks under his eye being there even before the cut was made, and how the researchers know Golbo prefers being placed with his eye closer to the faucet despite it being such a specific fact.
I might be overthinking. Never the less, I love this video.
I think you are thinking the EXACT right amount!! Poor golbo, he cry :(
noo stop.. my heart hurts
Either that or the fluid coming from the eye is actually indicative of a relaxing or otherwise happy response, in which case placing the golbo under the faucet is inadvertently torturing the poor little thing.
it's more likely they found that out by finding golbo in it's ideal conditions
@PossiblyMixingItUp Yeah, that was confirmed in "Zooliminology OST vol 1". Assuming that room is in the Far Plane. But still, the tear stains Don't lie, the poor thing cries a lot! Which is sad but makes this a very effective and intriguing piece of art. The soundtrack is nice too.
I spent SO long trying to find this video again. It had me googling things like "bathtub creature from another dimension" and "glorbo bathtub creature" for like half an hour, half convinced I had imagined the whole thing. I'm so glad it's real and I finally found it again!
same, I think I tried "bathtub flat borzoi" & nothing but now randomly the Algo sends it to me again 😐
@@jaelepke wtf happened to the og video?
it fell into the extraplanar for a while
HELPP "GLORBO BATHTUB CREATURE" 😭.?
Some small effects of a golbo existing in our dimension. This will pass
please never hurt golbo again
Ok
Poor Golbo 😢
@@GiBBO5700 bro is using emojis
@@hollowknightenjoyer And so am I 💀
Damn, look at these losers using the communication tools available to them. The only thing more embarrassing is communicating at all. Oh wait…
~6,480,000,000,000 Golbos would be equal to exactly one Chernobyl.
Worth it.
I have to ask
Is "1 Chernobyl" equal to the peak (since the meltdown) radiation of the exclusion zone or is it just the most recent measurement.
@@Xylophytae routine emissions. Or, in less scientific terms, what it would be on a normal day somewhat recently.
Sounds like a Pokémon evolutionary chain
Golbo -> Lvl 25 in Normal Gravity -> Chernobyl
AH YES, THE RADIATION WOULD KILL YOU.
He looks like a depressed anteater and somehow it's the cutest depressed anteater I've ever met
How many depressed anteaters have you met?
@@pabloescobar-om6yd probably none
@@pabloescobar-om6yd 3
@@KKJKJH Why did you kiss me?
@@KKJKJH oh geez i'm sorry to hear that. Are they okay now?
"Is this a corpse? A slime? What is this?"
"That's Golbo."
"Is Golbo like the rest of the stuff here? Dangerous? What does it do?"
"He's just laying there. Leave him alone."
-Conversation overheard between SCP researcher and Zooliminologist
SCP❌
Spc ✅
SCP foundation: oh yeah so we have this giant murder thing and this other giant murder thing and if you flick this light switch here your balls explode and this cuppa joe-
Zooliminology: smol boi luv bathtub, do not hurt de smol boi. :3
@@Elizabeth-mf4ojautocorrect sneak attack -_-
@@Elizabeth-mf4oj SHARK PUNCHING CENTRE!
SCP foundation:
This is scromble. Do not touch scromble directly or it will *liquefy your bones*. Scromble must be fed 5 gallons of human cerebrospinal fluid every hour or it will REDACTED. Scromble can only be contained in a giant ballpit full of cat fetuses.
Zooliminology:
This is golbo. He's floppy so please pick him up with a tray. He prefers his bathtub with some biodiversity. If he's not in his bathtub please be gentle when you put him back.
SCP foundation: oh yeah so we have this giant murder thing and this other giant murder thing and if you flick this light switch here your balls explode and this cuppa joe-
Zooliminology: smol boi luv bathtub, do not hurt de smol boi. :3
@@Elizabeth-mf4ojalso shiny boi but dont make him break because he easy to shatter. ;(
@@Elizabeth-mf4oj there are SCPs a bit like this! Rare though they may be… filmographer snake (SCP-4265) comes to mind ^-^
If golbo was an SCP he’d probably try to steal your bones and then take someone else’s blood or smth
@@VultureSkins I like 4975. (Scoliosis birb with hair loss issues)
i love golbo. i hope golbo is happy in the plant tub
I think I would be
@@Visvoglme too, it sounds nice
:D
would take a nap in the plant tub
Honestly I would be happy in the plant tub.
I like to think Golbo has a psychic ability where anything that hurts it feels intense guilt. Which is how it survives as it is, floppy, soft and devoid of the burden of bones.
"Sorry, Golbo."
New headcannon
thats a doodle world ability
That's just called "being cute".
@@S1LLY_B4TTLEC4TS_L0V3Rkidere ptsd
@@S1LLY_B4TTLEC4TS_L0V3RDidn’t expect to see Doodle World here. 👁️
We need the confirmation that this Golbo has healed properly from the incision. Paramount importance
Golbo easily heals from most damage so the cut was light work for him
@@quiietjay Thank god, we can all rest easy now
Thank you for checking on golbo
Golbo corp lies!
Golbo is in possession of a Healing factor wolverine, deadpool, hulk and juggernaut could only dream of.
This looks like something that would run really fast across the screen in smiling friends
Though the enviornment in which Golbo lives isn't described, I like to imagine Golbo lives in an infinite grassy plain, just chilling on the floor for all of it's existence.
Golbos live in the same place that Princes do! That area is called the Greenhouses, and it has lots of vegetation and bathtubs for golbos to hang out in. Very silly critter.
I like how ethical this feels, unlike most of these sorts of organizations in media, where their endless resources is matched by their endless cruelty to what they are studying, this feels like an underfunded research organization genuinely trying to understand the far planes for the sake of understanding
The more funding equals more evil
So far we have nothing to indicate that there are any profitable resources to exploit in the far plane. That is it.
It’s because golbo fren :)
@@Zcon18 golbo fren :)
@@SugarTheBee Yisb!!! \(≧▽≦*)/
He reminds me of a sponge. No specialized tissues (aside from organ and eye) and immobile unless it starts moving almost imperceptibly slowly and is found a few meters away. He makes me happy
perhaps an anemone. they seem sessile but can and do move, on rare occasions. just uproot themselves and fuck right off.
i love how you said "organ" and not organs, said organ is just a blob above the front legs
@@axyrlagain, just like a sponge
@@usernametaken017 wait really? baller
Ideal lifestyle tbh
he reminds me of a blobfish-defomed after being forcefully displaced from its proper environment...i suspect that this is not golbo's true form, but merely a depressurised version of it.
what are you hiding from us, golbo?
Plot Twist: The only difference is Golbo could stand upright in the Far Plane.
@@nagisamomoe125 even bigger twist, golbo will become like a flounder fish and the eye on the other side will join the eye on the to us visible side in the future
(Of course it would take a lot of effort to get the budget of containing golbo until that happens)
I think his home planet had like very little gravity or something so he just like, didnt need a skeletal structure
Super mega weird twist: globo is a 5 dimensional being, and so in three dimensional space this is all we can perceive of it.
Plots twist: Golbo is just a normal human from a different plane
I like how the scene at 2:24 implies Golbo does breath, so it has lungs and even possibly a heart, but no blood.
I guess it's not exactly breathing but attempts to return to horizontal position.
@@dianadoraen7864 that would at least imply some kind of muscle structure, albeit, clearly weak muscles.
@@Yipper64
Not necessarily a system. The respiratory and musculoskeletal systems are much more complex. So it's unlikely that it's breathing or that its muscles are contracting. Rather, the cells tend to return the body to its original position. There is probably some differentiation among the cells, and something like nerve and muscle cells is still present to maintain the homeostasis and responding to the stimulus from outside.
I think Golbo is this gelatinous jiggly thing and being picked up is making it flop around
So a heart would be useless
Im crying over this fictional sponge creature please take good care of the golbo and keep them happy 😭
My head cannon is Golbo is an acronym name that eventually became its common name like CD or RV or TNT and it'd stand for Gelatinous Oblong Leisurely Benign Oddities.
better examples of this would be laser (light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation) or taser (thomas a. swift's electric rifle)
@@NocturnalTyphlosion the self insert that is the acronym TASER is insane
G.O.L.B.O God of life beyond observation.
@@ThatOneEyedDog i like that, it gives it a feeling of power that wasn't originally portrayed in the video and makes you wonder what it's capable of.
@@stumpy_duck it's actually in reference to an old pulp series' title character, published around the same time as the Hardy Boys! His gimmick was solving the "issue of the week" with fantastical technologies.
"golbo requires a bathtub to exist properly"
Disembodied Narrator really just called him stinky :/
@@hed-empti2336 "Do not wash the golbo."
same
same
if anyone is reading this, take a bath, they are nice.
I love this SCP-esque foundation, but it's heavily underfunded but it is trying it's best, caring for those under its protection
Hopefully the SCP foundation does not see this new organization as a threat
@@EllpaFox47 throw it into a woodchipper like the GOC
@@EllpaFox47 If they do that I swear, I will step back inside the foundation and... Well... They know what happened before.
folks... think about it. Standard Care Procedures... this *is* the scp foundation. of its universe, at any rate.
it's unfortunately realistic - the huge companies mistreat employees and don't gaf about laws, TOO big to fail, while small co-ops and nonprofits are barely scraping by and are mainly driven by passion for the work.
Despite the scientist's apparent incompetence, they seem to really know how to care for a Golbo. They truly love and care for Golbos!
They're busy, not incompetent. Lots to study
I feel like golbo would make a great threapy buddy, take him senior citizen homes, maybe have little kids read him books to help them with confidence. Take him around tell his story of this little guy somehow so small no bones has made his way to another plain of existence and how brave he is, for again small children to be shown they too can do great things like Golbo did. Golbo is an icon of hope. Little buddy doesn't gotta be all alone in that tub. ❤❤❤
It's nice to know that Golbo is immune to radiation poisoning :)
But how did they find that out...
Golbo is so powerful. The only thing holding him back from world destruction is his inability to move
@@mantha6912 It could be that the place where Golbos are from exceeds the radioactivity of an Xray.
Lie told to make researchers feel ok
@@mantha6912no dna to get ionized
I showed this to a friend and they said they’re gunna make a Golbo. I don’t know if they mean out of clay, plastic, cloth or whatever. But Golbo will be real.
they meant flesh
out of banana
we need an update lol
I actually made a golbo out of polymer clay. Not a medium I’m all too good at but it was fun. I may work on him some more as he hasn’t been painted yet
@@your_future_boyfriend_reggieput him in a little bathtub with grass, as containment procedures state
The voice is very soothing, props to VA!
support darvinos the great
Thankyou!!
Golbo has such a sad little eye... I hope Golbo is happy with lots of nice plants in the bathtub. I feel so protective about Golbo.
I like the idea of just wandering through the far plains and coming across a bathtub full of random plants and with a little wobbly guy.
He looks like a poorly drawn borzoi,and I love him 🙂
omg,I had the same thought when I saw 2:25 hahahah
You need a space after commas.
Didn't I do it for you?
@@TheGrammarPolice7 you need to find a better way of communicating to people online.
I own Italian greyhounds, which are like a small, shorthaired, pathetic version of a borzoi. I can say with all the confidence in the world that Golbo is an Italian greyhound based purely on the desolate, sad look in its eyes.
I love how, without intelligent intervention, the only way this thing could come to exist is if the far plane is like mold, growing off of and mocking parallels to our world in a superficial fashion. Like a data leak of reality, even?
This is why golbo looks like a dog
@@masonhunter2748 this dog is fucked up bruh...
The alternative would be that Golbo's native environment is either extremely low-g (maybe some kind of impossible floating water orb, with sargassum or coral analogues that it moves along?) or contains some kind of Far Plane specific energy source that normally fuels its movement.
@dand1253 ooh that's true! It could be a similar situation to the blob fish, where it looks ridiculous outside of its natural environment but under the right pressures the design makes perfect sense.
Maybe it was found in a phase of its life cycle where it waits out temporary heavy gravity, and then regrows into something terrifying when the right environment returns.
I think the same for the low G environment Golbo may come from, but for some reason, Golbo cannot be washed, so perhaps it is hydrophobic? If so, maybe there are other liquids that are compatible for Golbo so it isn't squashed by our gravity
Fun Facts About Golbo:
1: Golbo smells like hot dogs and vanilla
2: Golbo’s skin leaves dark but easily removed stains on most clothing
3: Although Golbo poses no threat to them, dogs and rabbits scream in Golbo’s presence
4: Golbo has two birthdays
5: Golbo is no longer allowed to use the internet
6: The best way to entertain Golbo is to put Golbo in the microwave on medium heat for twelve minutes. The high pitched gurgling means that it is working
7: Although eating Golbo is considered a shameful act in all cultures and dimensions, Golbo forgives you for what you have done
8: Golbo’s name cannot be spelled backwards
9: Golbo glows a vivid green under a blacklight. Golbo also profusely weeps highly toxic, foul-smelling tears under a blacklight
10: Golbo knows your real name
golbo is our lord and savior…he died for our sins…
I don’t think you understand this is literally my favorite video ever I can’t stop watching it Golbo my beloved
2:22
I know he has no mouth to smile, but he looks so... unnaturally peaceful.
I am happy here, this is where I belong. Everything is right, and nothing could go wrong!
he has no mouth, and must not scream
He is in pain :C
no mouth to smile sounds like a hollow knight line
0:19 i love the warm, almost fond(?) tone of voice the narrator uses to introduce golbo
"There he is. That's my boy." energy
the way the narrator says it makes me happy
i stare into the universe, and the universe stares back. it smiles at us in the shape of golbo
The sun smiles at you with infinite golbo.
homed stuck
1:32 , wow- that sentence put me in such a good mood for no feasable reason im going to stop slacking off and finish some art- thank you and good night
1:26 NOOO HES CRYINGGGGG
He's constantly crying 😢
Golbo looks like it will have a breakdown if you breathe on it. I love him
he constantly looks like he's gonna cry... i need to protect him
It looks like he has little tear lines like a chihuahua
Golbo's speech capabilities manifest only when you approach post-liminal speeds.
Liminal or luminal? Only one of those actually makes sense, and it's not the one you wrote.
Liminal ofc@@TheGrammarPolice7
@@TheGrammarPolice7 GrammarPolice's ability to self flagellate is only apparent when witnessed exterior to GrammarPolice. I hope this clarifies your confusion. If not, I recommend that you review you handbook, sections 137.a, 'liminal spaces: an inversion of space and time'.
@@TheGrammarPolice7 "the central cavity of a tubular or other hollow structure in an organism or cell:"
speeds before the lumens begin to speed?
@@TheGrammarPolice7 whar
I imagine that golbos just kind of float around in their natural habitat and will occasionally float by other golbos. I imagine golbo is in a constant state of thought as there is nothing else for it to do in its home, and has therefore achieved higher thought process abilities than our own.
Using the information provided in this video we can deduce some things about the Golbo's natural ultraterrestrial environment, and the Golbo itself
1) Based off of appearance, their habitat is likely very dark. Pale or translucent skin is common in cave and deep-sea environments where camouflage is unnecessary. However, Golbo does have an eye, so their environment must have some level of light
2) Golbo does not have blood. This is a very primitive condition, very few multicellular lifeforms the size of Golbo have no circulatory system. This means that energy would have to be transferred around the body directly from one cell to another
3) Golbo does not have bones. Given the very basal condition of lacking blood, this is not surprising. However, an organism the size of Golbo would benefit from structural support. Golbo is able to move, but their movement would be very inefficient; they lack any kind of haemocoel or skeletomuscular system. They may be from an environment which is under immense pressure, which makes having a soft body advantageous
4) Wherever they come from, they're definitely an extremeophile. Temperature change and lack of food don't bother the Golbo studied here, which implies to me that they possess physiological mechanisms that allow them to survive extreme circumstances. Such organisms can be found in places like hydrothermal vents
5) Golbo is noted to be "...about as radioactive as a banana," which could imply several things. They may possess an equivalent about of potassium in their tissues, or similar element with a comparable half-life. Further testing is needed to say for sure
6) It is hard to tell if Golbo has any kind of symmetry, or if the pseudolegs are just amorphous projections from the central mass. I mention this becauase on Earth bilaterally symmetrical organisms are generally active while radially or asymmetrical organisms are generally sedentary
It is my personal opinion that Golbo is a colonial single-celled organism. Earth examples of this include corals and kelps. These organisms are able to specialize groups of the colony into organ-like structures, some even having light-sensing cells. Of course, we don't know anything about its evolution or environment so this is all purely speculation
i love golbo and i love this analysis
At the incision moment I got so scared that something really fucked up would happen to the little golbo
We must protect golbo at all costs
I LOVE GOLBO
I want to forfeit all my mortal possessions to Golbo, but I fear Golbo will have no use for them...
I feel the overwhelming urge to 3d model the golbo and long legs. find a 3d printer, and print them with squishy stuff so i can have them
DO IT, AND PLEASE SEND ME THE MODEL 🥺🥺🥺🙏🙏🙏
Gimme some time, and maybe a 3d scanner...
Any progress
I'd even pay you!
ive made the long legs and started the golbo but the golbo is a lot harder lol
Bro if there was a shirt that had golbo and the caption
"Free golbo" i would buy it
Can i pet the Golbo? He looks very soft and deserving of affection and the occasional smooch of his head.
I need a zooliminology game thats set up like a horror but is actually just really wholesome
Yeah. Just let the player care for weird creatures. Give each creature their own living conditions, and instructions on how to care for them. Without horror or anything. Just a comfortable creature management sim.
@@tlotro625 The hardest mission should be heisting a Target red concrete ball and the rest should be chill
"Golbo has the same radioactivity of a banana" is killing me 💀
Now how many Golbos would it take for you to die from radiation poisoning?
@@KwithacaptialK at least 7 :D
@@ZenzithYeah that checks out ;)
These videos can so easily turn into pure nightmare fuel, but they just... don't. I like this style.
Never hurt him again. I'll make sure a queen knows all your secrets if you do not comply.
Golbo is so darn cute! I loved learning about the Golbo!
Golbo!!
Man, i can't belive the higher ups approved highering researchers from the Far planes, Rho is so lucky, i heard he grew new eyes just for this!
Its not required but I think we should provide Golbo with a little plush borzoi for moral support.
I want to hug him. He’s been through so much.
Why would you put him through a hug?
I’d give him a low gravity room with some activities to do. He deserves the ability to move freely without assistance.
The narration has a vibe of the SCP Foundation if the Foundation was run entirely by extremely relaxed para-zoologists. And yet, the things left unsaid and unseen leave so much room for terrifying implications.
- Golbo potentially possesses the ability to warp minds around it into a state of thinking it is adorable, possibly as an evolutionary countermeasure to predators. Or it really is just adorable.
Golbo didn’t deserve that ☹️
For Science
It’s fine golbos heal very very quickly
I really love this short. It’s got the same type of strangely kind, calming energy to it that “Teddy Has an Operation” does. The surreal tone and creature design also reminds me a lot of the artist Sam Hensley/samsketchbook. I think Golbo and Creamthing would get along wonderfully.
I love the Golbo so much. It's just so cute. The watery eyes especially make it endearing, especially the markings underneath that look like little tear stains. I just wanna pet its cute little snoot and kiss its poor little bandaged psuedoleg.
Reminds me of the creatures I invented when I was bored in class using my hand where one finger was the head, four the legs and the arm was the tail lmao
I LITERALLY SCREAMED "NOOOO" OUT LOUD WHEN YOU MADE THE INCISION
"Golbo will remember that."
(You can apply this statement to whatever part of the informational tape you'd like.)
I’m going to apply it to them putting golbo on the tray so it doesn’t feel pain as they carry it :3
@@mailcs06 Excellent decision.
And the bathtub. Hopefully the kindness of these people outweighs the little ouchie.
How about the part where that one researcher is using Golbo like a soft ball?
@Cosmic_Foxy_Stars Golbo always remembers...
Thr existence of such a well-developed eye implies a necessity for sight. I wonder if the Golbo is constantly peering into some extra-planer spectrum of light. Perhaps it subsists off some multidimensional version of photosynthesis.
golbo looks so sad, i wonder if giving it head rubs and belly rubs would make them less sad
he may have no blood, no bones, requires a bathtub enclosure, is constantly crying, is immune to radiation, and is an overall pathetic creature, but he is also Golbo
This is amazing. We need far more silly content. A story can be mysterious AND silly. Not every mystery needs to include vague bible references and excessive amounts of face distortion.
Thank you Golbo.
0:50 made me cry
Summary: Golbo is content in a bathtub filled with grass and other plants. The golbo’s eye must be placed towards the faucet. Please do not pick up a golbo with your hands for long periods of time, use a large tray instead. Also, please do not wash the golbo.
Addendum:
He can’t move, but if you find him not in the bathtub please just put him back in.
I will happily help fund this organization so we can discover more cute creatures like this for study and hopefully understand them. We deserve to know why these entities from another dimension are so silly.
Dear Researcher Rho,
I admire your writing. You are very good at it, keep it up!
-TotallyNOTCatherine
I keep my Golbo in a long sock.
Sometimes I lay the sock on my head to keep my head warm, and listen to the Golbo sleep.
Reminds me of something from a long ago webcomic, Acid Reflux, with a creature called the Melting Panda. If I remember right, they had no bones and oxygen was a narcotic to them, so they just laid there and vibed.
I just came from your other video, and I just. I love these so much. Your art style is so warm and really captures the otherworldly feeling while also being warm and fuzzy? I really appreciate how the organization is making sure not to harm the organisms they are studying. Lying down in a bathtub full of grass and flowers seems lovely. Also, I didn’t realize the VA was different from yall- TOTAL props to them, their voice is PERFECT for this, seriously!!!! Thanks again for making these!!!
I love this being a care video instead of a containment video
need to see research data on how golbos react to pats on the head and tummy rubs immediately. this information is vital
*"Sorry, Golbo..."* I could feel the regret in those words.
Tho i absolutely love horror pretending to be non-horror, I also find to be a really good treat the opposite situation, like this for example, be combined with worldbuilding and in the form a documental (that I also really like) just makes it better
(Idk if I wrote that right I'm spanish)
You wrote it good don’t worry :)
Golbo looks like he didn't do it for you.
Didn't he do it for you?
'Cause all I do is for you.
Golbie.
Golbo means the world to me, please make sure it is happy
I would protect a bombed out research facility from a paramilitary siege to my last breath if it meant keeping Golbo safe
2:40 WHO HIRED THIS GUY LMAO 😭😭😭
The Golbo in its bathtub of plants brings me immense amounts of happiness.
I love golbo we need more golbo in life
Do you want planet golbo?
i love golbo so fucking much i am crying there are tears running down my face. i want to hold him gently and tell him how much i love him
I always come back to watch these care guides if I'm feeling down
Omg more care guides PLEASE?! These add so much peace and value to my life, I love this project ao much!!!
Does golbo have to be put in a bathtub? Or would a large aquarium work as well?
It can be any ceramic-lined vessel.
Golbo is my bathtub brother, my plant partner, my sleepy sibling.
I dont know if it’s intentional or just my brain, but he has a dark spot under his eye, and any time i see it i think golbo’s smiling, like it’s some sort of mouth
I thought Golbo was crying and those were its tears.
I've been seeing this creature on Tumblr a lot! Good to know more research is being made to give it the best quality of life possible
this series is absolutely incredible. it takes everything i love about pseudo-vhs content and put in in a senario that is surreal and off putting but won’t make me shit myself in fear… i’m so invested, this is incredible please keep doing what you do
also i really want to keep this thing as a pet he deserves to be loved by a sweet soul
Golbo is just a pink banana with a eye
golbo :)
I WILL EXPLODE EARTH IF YOU DARE CUT GOLBO AGAIN >:(
(Edit: wow im gettin liked alot... calm down on the likes? theres 307 likes
2:35 WHAT HAPPENED FOR THIS TO BE HERE???)
(Edit 2: 357 likes! Calm down!)
someone perished and it wasn’t the golbo
Is Golbo like the blobfish where taking it away from its proper environment causes its body to change drastically?
Like how the change in pressure from being taken from the bottom of the ocean would kill any creature that lived down there, taking golbo from a different plane of existence has damaged it?
Like if gravity or time doesn't exist in the other plane, being suddenly hit with those forces would be unimaginable
I have watch this many times, and it comforts me to know Golbo is there.
I just love that all of the farplane entities seen so far are not ultra dangerous murder creatures 9000, they are just little dudes who are kinda strange but generally super passive and kinda just vibe.