Hope you enjoy the video! Streaming some Birth By Sleep forsomereason over at www.twitch.tv/barryisstreaming and then I'm gonna be taking a couple-dozen-year break from Kingdom Hearts. If I make another Good Enough Summary what game would you want to see me cover? (plz note that's a big "IF" these take forever to make and I have a bunch of videos I wanna make first ok thanks ttyl)
Honestly, the kingdom hearts story feels like they started making it, and then whenever anybody made a prediction, they immediately edited the story to AVOID that
For what it’s worth, I think the actual story line isn’t as bad as just the order in which the games were released. And If they would have spent half the amount of effort on the “in between” games as they did for 1,2, and 3, I feel like people would have actually played them in order or at least paid more attention. This is my favorite series of all time but when I was younger I didn’t even know about any of the other games besides 1 and 2 until I got a little older.
@@keithhernandez48 sorry, but even in order, there are so many plot holes and ex machinas that the story is pretty much garbage..i've played this series since the first one and loved it when i was a kid, but the story is terrible..i just finished the 3rd game, and it's pretty much just a spectacle without purpose..nothing happens for any discernable reason, sora shows no personal growth over the past 20-odd years we've been following him, and the rules of hearts and nobodies and heartlesses get thrown out the window constantly (i.e. they turned roxas into a real person, even though he is the digitized nobody created from ventus's heart that was dormant in sora's heart when sora turned himself into a nobody then was inexplicably turned back into a somebody..see how much sense that makes?)..if the story or even the game developers could focus on literally any one thing, the series would be better for it..my favorite part of the game, honestly, was the gummi missions
Also he doesn't say Luxord the way they say it in the game, which is the first time anybody in the games said it out loud, possibly just so Nomura can laugh at peoples' confusion, not unlike how the reason he gives characters so many belts is to mess with people who get annoyed by excessive belts. But yeah, otherwise the breakdancing was the only inaccuracy in the video. ever.
@zack Barry says all of the organization members (except Xigbar) died. Luxord, Marluxia, Larxene, and Saix never died as their human forms are now back. It’s possible that Vanitas is still kicking too, but that’s just speculation on my part.
I can't believe you left out the part where Donald was revealed as the most powerful (mortal) magic user in all of Final Fantasy, orders of magnitude more powerful than several deities.
No its Kingdom Hearts 100 X Union X Super Ultimate Birth by Awakening 2.0 Maker String of Memories Y Z REjoining E3 Extreme Infinite Reawakening Coded ReMastered Deluxe Edition San Diego Comic con Exclusive Collectors Edition
You’re all wrong, it is a kingdom hearts 3.1 super ultimate mega fuck ton Sora’s huge girthy Key Blade edition Ultra HD remastered game of the year version DLC included for the Sony Nintendo Box 2.
I think my favorite detail about this whole hilarious video is that when it shows all the Disney/Pixar characters, Mike Wazowski's face is covered by Rapunzel's hair
1:11 Mike Wazowski’s face is blocked the entire time he’s on screen. I expected nothing less, Barry. Also the snake in Woody’s boot is absolutely adorable
@@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE well there's merida from brave, tiana from the frog princess, mulan, pocahontas and maybe vanellope from wreck it ralph. then next I guess could be other princesses that disney got from fox.
@@NeoSaturos123 okay so in fragmentary passage, because Aqua starts off strong enough to use Firaga, she can actually use Firaja with situation commands, BUT in KH3 when Sora uses Firaga the situation commands will do Firaza and NOT Firaja, and also notably, in KH2 they do something AWFUL and instead of -ja or -za it becomes Firagun, but you can only cast Firagun and Blizzagun during a boss fight in the Aladdin world, and also when you get the accessories that defend from elements they also can go to -gun, so because of Kingdom hearts there are now 3 suffixes that as far as I know are all the same strength
@@NeoSaturos123 Sora can also use Stop(ga) in kh1 at least in gameplay. It’s been around for a whillllle lol they didn’t just pull it out of nowhere exactly.
@@domo190 what neo saturos was saying is the final fantasy series has 3 different suffixes that corelate to power increase in spells, they are -ra>-ga>-ja apparently the -ja suffix is never used in kingdom heart games (aside from 0.2) and seems like it's actively avoided to the chagrin of most of the fanbase.... I'm 99% certain that tetsuya nomura hates the final fantasy fanbase and is constantly trying to fuck with us.... kind of tired of his grungy ass tbh.
well, he still is the only one out of the disney trio to have a kid. Donald isn't even married to daisy in this universe despite however long they've been together in canon. Goofy either has his mates die or become lost to obscurity (i miss sylvia). Goofy really doesn't deserve this treatment.
It helps that Donald's relationship with Daisy is extremely unhealthy and is mostly Donald doing stuff for Daisy (I have yet to see Donald ask Daisy for a favor that she whole heartedly helps with... OR a situation where Donald doesn't ask for help and Daisy volunteers).
To be honest even with the series and this game summarized beautifully by Barry, with comedy, making fun of the characters but also sticking to material as well. My reaction to the summary (as great and effective as it is) is that scene in Kingdom Hearts 1 where Goofy asks Donald “Did you get that?” There is like a second worth of no response and Donald answers with “No.”
“Hungus hrooted this plot is convoluted” “Hoses boses I’m doing a Moses” “Hinty gurdered your friend is now murdered” “Horngus hens the ride never ends” I love you.
10:15 "none of whom have aged in 10 years" To be fair, one travelled through time (I think), One had his body magically hidden and preserved and the last was in Hell where time is super janky
Riku killed Riku in front of Riku Note: That quote I did there was a reference to SonicSong182's "Rouge Plays Kingdom Hearts 3 part 10(Finale)" Livestream if it wasn't obvious enough already
Meanwhile Yen Sid is talking to Sora saying, “First of all, that outfit has to go! Belts are out, Flannel is in. Second you need to renew your drivers license, go visit some random Disney Worlds I picked from my movie stash!”
I'm just saying, the "Good Enough" series would be an enormous success if you did it for other franchises/ games. Please continue this A+ quality content.
This series serves as a very good writing lesson: stick to rules you establish. If you go off-course once you will end up like KH. Where the writer can make up literally anything in any game and it makes sense because there is no sense.
"Fyuck" says goofy, OR AT LEAST HE SHOULD HAVE!!! Walking through Disneyland uttering the occasional Fyuck is so amazingly satisfying, I have to say. Your word? 10/10, will use constantly
Just like how you brushed passed the fact Kairi was the one that kept Sora alive, I'm pretty sure the game did as well because I felt no build up to it or anything when I saw that happen. Couple months later completely forgot about that, watched some videos like this one and read the comment sections finding that answer again then I say "Oh right she did save them... What else did she do that was important?"
It will never not be crazy how the character from the game was supposed to be noctis from final fantasy xv, but the creators of that refused to let them use him or something, and you can tell it’s supposed to be him and his friend is so clearly Ignis, like it looks one to one to his beta design.
So here's what happened, this is about to be SUPER important since kh4 just got announced: XV wasn't originally XV It started as FF Versus XIII which was a cog in this grand machine Nomura was daydreaming about FFXIII that game and a psp game all sharing the same universe and mythos. XIII wound up going in a different direction, the psp game became a different game, and Squeenix just went to Nomura and were like "dude kh3 should've been out like 13 years ago, just focus on that don't worry about this shit that doesn't matter" And Nomura was like "DID SOMEONE SAY THIRTE-" And as Nomura lay broken and defeated being cast from Eden and into Osaka, he muttered to himself: "You want kingdom hearts....ILL SHOW YOU KINGDOM HEARTS!!!" So he decided to just make kingdom hearts in the game he really really wanted to make instead of the game he really really needed to make. None of this is official of course, but people were slowly connected the dots in 3 and the dlc that the series from now on is just gonna be Versus XIII but with kingdom hearts slapped on the front, and the trailer for 4 basically just confirmed that. So yeah. That's what that's referring to. You're welcome.
Lol, it’s gonna get pretty stale if he keeps it up.. probably.. I honestly don’t if this whole journey is a slow train wreck, or watching the train jump over the ravines of death miraculously.
I love how over the course of making these 2 videos, Barry's VO goes from casually explaining the plot of Kingdom Hearts to getting very confused by Kingdom Hearts 2 to getting visibly upset by Dream Drop Distance to being outright furious and terrified by all of Kingdom Hearts 3. Such a good touch, even if it was unintentional.
He also gets outright exhausted explaining how Fragmentary Passage leads into KH3. I can't blame him, the title sounds like if one of Nomura's assistants asked him what to name the game while he was in the bathroom shitting glass out of his rectum.
Okay so I don't know if you just didn't know this, but in KH 358/2 Days, Roxas and Xion end up growing hearts throughout the game while they interact with each other. This lets us know that while Nobodies start out without hearts they can form them through the interaction between other people, not just other nobodies. Xemnas was essentially gaslighting everyone into thinking that the Organization would be unable to be whole again unless they completed Kingdom Hearts. This was Xemnas' half of the plan. Apologies for the length, I just really like Roxas and Xion's story. Its my favorite. Also I'm really hoping two of the unknown Princesses of Heart are Moana and Merida.
@@cedialive2759Yeah it's silly. I think it has something to do with Xion being created from Sora's heart but not really being a nobody because she's just a replica(?). Roxas also technically had a heart (I believe) due to being Ventus's nobody but originating from sora's body due to him carrying Ventus' heart as well as Kairis (which would also explain Naminè having/growing a heart) but releasing only one heartless. Essentially the way a nobody is created dictates whether they have a heart, and because Sora (for whatever fucking reason) had three hearts, the circumstance of their existences as nobodies changed. It's convoluted and based on some small details but it is a JRPG... So... With Lea as well, they kinda just revived him in three by bringing his (and other peoples) nobody/heartless together i think
At the end of 358 its kinda STRONGLY implies Xion and Roxas Literally can't coexist cuz they're both Sora's nobodys. Roxas literally couldn't be complete while she existed. Everyone literally forgot she existed when she died. How did she get brought back?
Sora: Yeah sure! Threaten someone I don't even know! Xehanort: This is Kairi..... Sora:..........? Xehanort: From Destiny Island? Sora: I think I know what Riku looks like! I laughed so hard. Also pretty accurate!
"Meanwhile Pete and Malificent are back to find a box. They don't find it." To those who didn't play KH III this statement sounds like it's truncating the side-plot. But it's not. That's actually all that happens with them. They look for a box. They don't find it.
I love how no one is talking about how Scala Ad Caelum _actually_ means "Stairway to Heaven" Xehanort wasn't evil, he just had a bustle in his hedgerow and got alarmed. Thankfully, in the longrun, he still had time to change the road he was on.
@Jeffrey Herrera "Why have 13 guys when I can have TWENTY SIX, HELL IF EVERYTHING WORKS OUT, I CAN HAVE TWOOOOO X-BLADES.... oh shit guys, we have 14 traitors.... I uhh... I guess I'm gonna do some bullshit math with Kairi, not like she's useful for anything else"
I mean Demyx and Vexen were backups, not really official members Demyx was only brought back cause Xemnas wanted the sweet keyblade and Vexen was the replica man The two of em were basically useless to them outside of that, hence them being able to easily betray the organization
Like many others, I am hear to announce that KH 4 has gotten a trailer and that Barry better be prepared to make another "Good Enough" summary for it when it comes out in a decade or two.
The opposite was the ending to Anthem's initial storyline. The final bossfight is a mullti-stage multi-arena fight where the big boss of one of the factions took in god's soundcloud and started to fuck shit up with the power of the 4 elements. First you fight him while he's firebending, then acidbending, then lightningbending switching between 2 arenas. Each arena takes off a quarter of his healthbar before he moves to the next one. As you are finishing off the lightning stage, you expect the natural 4th stage, the ice stage. Instead it goes to a cutscene where your partner fuckin rams the avatar with your deer aircraft carrier in a massive satisfying crunch. This is the reason that you playthrough the game for the first time with friends doing the same thing because I was doing that and my friend saw it and shouted by reflex "HE STOLE MY FUCKING KILL!" and I fell off my chair laughing. Very unexpected and still satisfying.
I was expecting Xehanort to undergo some laser-guided karma and get killed by Kingdom Hearts (That would have turned out to be conscious and wanting to assimilate all worlds) or something like that, OR there be a major plot twist making Master Yen Sid or Master Eraqus the villain and Xehanort the good guy trying to stop him but being misunderstood by everyone else. But no, Xehanort has to simply say "Oh, well I will be good then" after seeing Eraqus again.
Chill Player 123 This is a series where one of the main antagonists was told by Woody from Toy Story that “no one has ever loved (him) before,” another was YEETed off by Sulley from Monsters Inc. and another fell into the ocean by Jack Sparrow using a Pokémon move... anything is possible if Nomura wants it
@@chillplayer1234 Neither does Frozen or Tangled, but here we are.(Assuming your refering to a lack of substance, when both of those worlds are just 25% random fights, 70% cutscenes, and then the last 5% is a boss fight against a completely unrelated Heartless.)
My boyfriend and I religiously watched the first video to the point where we would quote it in regular conversations. Needless to say we were excited to see this.
3:07 But didn't it was revealed... "In Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance, it is revealed that Nobodies actually can cultivate new hearts and develop emotions, as was the case with Roxas, Axel, and Naminé, but Xemnas and Xigbar deliberately kept the other Organization members in the dark about this as part of Master Xehanort's plans."
Frankly, I'm just happy that my favorite breakfast club of Organization XIII is back. Despite it's title, 358/2 days is one of my favorite Kingdom Hearts games, second only to Kingdom Hearts 2 in all honesty.
@Buttered Biscuit Pickles I know it's kinda late, but Ansem SoD looks like that from possessing Riku in KH1, which is why Riku's heart was shoved into the realm of darkness toward the end of that game. Once he's defeated, Riku's body zhhoooops back over to his heart, and he closes the Door to Darkness from that side with Mickey.
@@Aldersnap Makes you wonder why some KH2 Org members wanted their hearts back. Yeah they were tricked by Xemnas into thinking they were incomplete. But in 358 days it was confirmed they could regain their memories and have been doing so for over 10 years. Xemnas was so lucky none of the apprentices remembered Terra-Nort cutting them down.
It’s unclear if it’s even a video game at all. The concept of “worldlines” were brought up in KH3’s secret reports. It’s possible that it’s actually an alternate reality. Because if you look at Yozora and those 2 other guys in the Toy Story ad, it’s possible that THEY are alternate versions of Sora, Donald, and Goofy.
I know that. But Yozora isn’t Noctis. Yozora takes inspiration from Noctis, yes. But he is not LITERALLY him. In a way, you can say it’s Nomura’s own vision of the character (but with a different name). The one from the original FF Versus 13 that is. That is what Verum Rex will likely become. Nomura is gonna create his FF vs. 13 but in the KH universe. And him being an alternate version of Sora and those 2 guys (that look like ignis and prompto) being Donald and Goofy is just a personal theory of mine. After all, in the secret reports the concept of “worldlines” were brought up. I’m speculating this could mean alternate realities.
I recommend watching that verem Rex commercial again because there were 2 companions. 1 of them resembled Ignis. The other resembled prompto but had a hat on, like Ardyn. There was no Gladio.
AC Revelations had you play as Desmond dreaming as Ezio hallucinating as Altair, so I've seen worse. Honestly some of my favorite parts of that game too.
*"Sora pops out of a portal and helps his boyfriend Riku beat up Darqua with the power of the Gayblade.™"* Thank god I'm not the only one who called their combined keyblade the gayblade
And then Kairi played a rhythm game to re-awaken her repressed childhood memory of her home being invaded by shadowy demons and being grabbed by a crazy Terranort. Then she's pitted against the memory of one of the single most powerful people in the series and has to add the power of Sora to stop him. Oh, and she learns about the fictional world from all of this. That's right! Besides worlds made of memories, data, and dreams, we now have worlds made of fiction! Riku's going ahead to -Verum Rex Tokyo- Quadratum while Kairi transfers her Keyblade studies from Yen Sid to Aqua. Will she join up with Sora and Riku in the fake place in time? Errruhhh, I dunno, maybe? And what will the groups in Land of Departure and Twilight Town be doing?
Best phrases for unexpected results so far: -Hingus Bunger you're Six Feet Under -Hocus Pocus these games have NO focus -Hrungus Hooted this plot is convoluted -Hoses Boses I'm doing a Moses -Hinty Gurdered your friend is now murdered -Horngus Hendes the ride NEVER ends
The most ridiculous part of KH3 was the fact, that 95% of the playtime where Disney worlds that didnt matter at all and did 0[Zero] Progress. Then, for the last 5 hours we rescue Aqua, who rescues Ventus, and then we CONVENIENTLY split up into groups for the last fight where everybody can have a super rushed cutscene were everything gets solved which wouldnt have been possible during the 95% of the useless playtime. Way to go, Great storytelling Square Enix!
@@danwithaplan3742 which raises the question of how to have a "cannon" story in a video game, since they're inherently an interactive medium and every player will, even if the same thing plays out on-screen, experience the narrative differently
Favourite quotes from this: "Hoses poses I'm doing a Moses" "Is that a wave of heartless I see?" *pulls up shirt* "Captain Jack Sparrow is actually a pile of crabs in a trench coat." "Yensid told Sora to git gud."
"At least SOMEONE turned into a boat this time." This had me dying, especially since probably my biggest gripe with the game is that there isn't a giant, epic 10-part battle with some sort of infrastructure like there is in the first two numbered titles. When I beat the final boss of KH3, I had a genuine "Wait... that was it?" moment when the credits started to roll.
In Dream Drop Distance it was revealed that nobodies would start creating a heart of their own, which is what Roxas, Axel and Xion did. Xemnas kept this a secret to be able to better manipulate them.
Okay great. So every organization member’s character arc was completely meaningless because they had hearts all along. The endless scenes of them whining about how they no longer have hearts was just wasted time Not only did they retcon every important character’s death, but they also retconned every struggle they faced. Because there was never anything they could do about their circumstances
Hope you enjoy the video! Streaming some Birth By Sleep forsomereason over at www.twitch.tv/barryisstreaming and then I'm gonna be taking a couple-dozen-year break from Kingdom Hearts. If I make another Good Enough Summary what game would you want to see me cover? (plz note that's a big "IF" these take forever to make and I have a bunch of videos I wanna make first ok thanks ttyl)
I think if this video hits 2 million views (which we both know is highly unlikely) a 4 minute ex plainer for who Lingering Will is would be my vote.
As far as convoluted plots go, Metal Gear is a pretty... solid option.
Metal gear solid. Nuff said
The Elder Scrolls? Somehow longer but still less confusing than KH.
The Metal Gear games. All of them.
Also, I love you Barry.
“Replica Riku kills Dark Riku while Riku watches”
Check please
And knuckles.
smashmallow101 fuck why does this make me laugh so hard
@@tacticstonk4740 😂😂😂 Im dying. Lmfao
Rikception
“Oh no is that a wave of heartless I see?” *slowly pulls shirt up* . lmao
Michael Gaxiola I thought it was somethin’ ELSE. #miccdicc
*What a guy.*
But he has to lose shirt to keep continuity!
*WHAT A GUY!*
That slap tho 😮
See now it all makes sense
Huh, schaff, imagine seeing you here
Ahhh 😂😂
*Don't lie...*
Ok, I bEliEVE yOu
Fax
Honestly, the kingdom hearts story feels like they started making it, and then whenever anybody made a prediction, they immediately edited the story to AVOID that
It could be that, and probably is, because that's a problem many writers have.
For what it’s worth, I think the actual story line isn’t as bad as just the order in which the games were released. And If they would have spent half the amount of effort on the “in between” games as they did for 1,2, and 3, I feel like people would have actually played them in order or at least paid more attention. This is my favorite series of all time but when I was younger I didn’t even know about any of the other games besides 1 and 2 until I got a little older.
@@keithhernandez48 sorry, but even in order, there are so many plot holes and ex machinas that the story is pretty much garbage..i've played this series since the first one and loved it when i was a kid, but the story is terrible..i just finished the 3rd game, and it's pretty much just a spectacle without purpose..nothing happens for any discernable reason, sora shows no personal growth over the past 20-odd years we've been following him, and the rules of hearts and nobodies and heartlesses get thrown out the window constantly (i.e. they turned roxas into a real person, even though he is the digitized nobody created from ventus's heart that was dormant in sora's heart when sora turned himself into a nobody then was inexplicably turned back into a somebody..see how much sense that makes?)..if the story or even the game developers could focus on literally any one thing, the series would be better for it..my favorite part of the game, honestly, was the gummi missions
@@TaeyxBlack while I disagree with your opinion I respect it still. I understand where you’re coming from though.
@@TaeyxBlack 💯 spot on
I love how the only inaccurate thing in this video is Namine breakdancing.
Sure that's the only thing.
@@KatsuImagitian yes it is.
Also he doesn't say Luxord the way they say it in the game, which is the first time anybody in the games said it out loud, possibly just so Nomura can laugh at peoples' confusion, not unlike how the reason he gives characters so many belts is to mess with people who get annoyed by excessive belts.
But yeah, otherwise the breakdancing was the only inaccuracy in the video.
ever.
@zack Barry says all of the organization members (except Xigbar) died. Luxord, Marluxia, Larxene, and Saix never died as their human forms are now back. It’s possible that Vanitas is still kicking too, but that’s just speculation on my part.
Yes, and then we must ask, why DIDN'T Namine start breakdancing?
I'm so happy that they let goofy swear in this one
Holy shit it's FRAMED. LOLOLOLOLOLOL
ADD ME ON RUNESCAPE FOO
Pking in Kingdom Hearts 3 when?
FYUK
Or at least he SHOULD HAVE
Wait.
Goofy’s tooth falling out and regrowing was perfect. Brilliant.
Rip Goof's toof
Tooth drops...
"Fyeuk"
Did Donald finally cure someone who needed it?
Can... we not have opinions like that
the sound it made while growing back caught me a bit off guard lol
I can't believe you left out the part where Donald was revealed as the most powerful (mortal) magic user in all of Final Fantasy, orders of magnitude more powerful than several deities.
I'm sorry, **what?** 🤣🤣 This is beautiful!
@@makaylafloyd8156 He uses Zetta Flare, which would be magnitudes stronger than Bahamut's Mega Flare/Tera Flare/Giga Flare/etc.
@@Dazuro and dies while using it
Makes sense, he is a classic Disney character. If they ever introduce Oswald in the series I bet they’ll make him like a fallen Angel or some shit.
Yep and nearly died using that spell, but he was just tired after draining all his MP that he saved by never healing us.
...I still don't get it...
nobody does
@@Venorpion My words Exactly.
It's okay, neither do we.
I do.
You finally get it.
0:10 "Kingdom Hearts 4"
Umm... you mean Kingdom Hearts 3.787/5 hours: Chain of Gratuitous Zippers: Definitive addition + 0.213, Remastered, right?
Ironysandwich No no you mean Kingdom Hearts Union X X 1.5 By Sleep Version 1.5.6 Shouting into the void and jazz plays back
@@rynemcgriffin1752 No no its Kingdom Hearts: A Fragmentary Chain of Sleep 3.582 Ice Creams/2 Final Mix HD
Angie Diva no no we were both mistaken, it’s actually Kingdom Hearts 4/12 by the square root of the heart X the Xblade Union Cross squared XX
No its Kingdom Hearts 100 X Union X Super Ultimate Birth by Awakening 2.0 Maker String of Memories Y Z REjoining E3 Extreme Infinite Reawakening Coded ReMastered Deluxe Edition San Diego Comic con Exclusive Collectors Edition
You’re all wrong, it is a kingdom hearts 3.1 super ultimate mega fuck ton Sora’s huge girthy Key Blade edition Ultra HD remastered game of the year version DLC included for the Sony Nintendo Box 2.
"Kairi for the first time ever.is.about.to.do.a.thing...."
gets kidnapped
10/10 quality content
Indie Gurder Your friend is now murdered
She’s gonna be the protagonist of KH4, I’m calling it now
Sora deserves a happy ending
shes just a waifu who is always damsel in distress
@@sketchbookonline2040 I agree
I think my favorite detail about this whole hilarious video is that when it shows all the Disney/Pixar characters, Mike Wazowski's face is covered by Rapunzel's hair
"I can't believe it...I was in KINGDOM HEARTS 3!!!"
1:11 Mike Wazowski’s face is blocked the entire time he’s on screen. I expected nothing less, Barry.
Also the snake in Woody’s boot is absolutely adorable
😳 I cant believe it...IM IN A RUclips VIDEO!!!! 😁
"We're done with those princesses now."
" *It's ALL ABOUT PROFIT MARGINS* "
Now that you bring them up, I wonder who the other 3 are? 🧐
@@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE well there's merida from brave, tiana from the frog princess, mulan, pocahontas and maybe vanellope from wreck it ralph. then next I guess could be other princesses that disney got from fox.
"Now go! Appease our shareholders!"
Mega lame..... why change it just like that?
Waka Moon and Sofia from Sofia the First! And Anastasia from Anastasia! And that one from Enchanted...
I like how just, mickey casually just stops time like
"oh yeah, i can use the world now"
ZA WARUDO!!
Well he showed he can do that in Dream Drop Distance. "Stopza" he called it, because -ja level spells apparently don't exist in Kingdom Hearts.
@@NeoSaturos123 okay so in fragmentary passage, because Aqua starts off strong enough to use Firaga, she can actually use Firaja with situation commands, BUT in KH3 when Sora uses Firaga the situation commands will do Firaza and NOT Firaja, and also notably, in KH2 they do something AWFUL and instead of -ja or -za it becomes Firagun, but you can only cast Firagun and Blizzagun during a boss fight in the Aladdin world, and also when you get the accessories that defend from elements they also can go to -gun, so because of Kingdom hearts there are now 3 suffixes that as far as I know are all the same strength
@@NeoSaturos123 Sora can also use Stop(ga) in kh1 at least in gameplay. It’s been around for a whillllle lol they didn’t just pull it out of nowhere exactly.
@@domo190 what neo saturos was saying is the final fantasy series has 3 different suffixes that corelate to power increase in spells, they are
-ra>-ga>-ja
apparently the -ja suffix is never used in kingdom heart games (aside from 0.2) and seems like it's actively avoided to the chagrin of most of the fanbase....
I'm 99% certain that tetsuya nomura hates the final fantasy fanbase and is constantly trying to fuck with us....
kind of tired of his grungy ass tbh.
"A Mysterious Hooded Figure" is the default body in the Kingdom Hearts NPC Making tool.
"Wow Goofy, you're smart as you are handsome"
well, he still is the only one out of the disney trio to have a kid. Donald isn't even married to daisy in this universe despite however long they've been together in canon. Goofy either has his mates die or become lost to obscurity (i miss sylvia). Goofy really doesn't deserve this treatment.
Goofy has a kid tho.
It helps that Donald's relationship with Daisy is extremely unhealthy and is mostly Donald doing stuff for Daisy (I have yet to see Donald ask Daisy for a favor that she whole heartedly helps with... OR a situation where Donald doesn't ask for help and Daisy volunteers).
"His boyfriend Riku with the power of the Gayblade TM" I'm dying lol.
I want to make a Gayblade ™ to take to pride
@@WanderingWaystrel YESSSSsssssss!
this is the best line
the gayblade also had a paopu fruit keychain on it so >:)
They have to add the Gayblade as DLC.
“HOSES BOSES, I’M DOING A MOSES!” You need a reward for that line Barry
All of those lines are from his lovely girlfriend Baff. She's on twitch. She's great.
Pink Wings, were those her? I thought she was deployed?
The funniest was the one about Kairi dying.
"Son of a Disney, is this really the best we have?!"
Gets me every time
I think the best part about this video is Mickey's "Wha happend...?"
It perfectly encapsulates how we all feel
I couldn't agree more!
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To be honest even with the series and this game summarized beautifully by Barry, with comedy, making fun of the characters but also sticking to material as well. My reaction to the summary (as great and effective as it is) is that scene in Kingdom Hearts 1 where Goofy asks Donald “Did you get that?” There is like a second worth of no response and Donald answers with “No.”
“Hungus hrooted this plot is convoluted”
“Hoses boses I’m doing a Moses”
“Hinty gurdered your friend is now murdered”
“Horngus hens the ride never ends”
I love you.
Ben Plus!
Finally someone else with taste
Think Fight Talk it is me, or everything starts with an H?
Arturo Ayala
Everything starts with H
"Hungus Bunger you six feet under"
Xehanort: "Hippity hoppity underage princess hearts are my property."
"Fyuck" Says Goofy. Oh man, I'm recovering from jaw surgery and laughing out loud causes me physical pain...
Same, dude. I know your pain...
Well wishes, my friend. Will your days be filled with care and pain.
@@ryanhernandez1877 Why would you want his days to be filled with pain? Rude.
@@ThwipThwipBoom Cause when he laughs out loud it hurts. I hope he laughs a lot. By the way, you think he's better now?
10:15 "none of whom have aged in 10 years" To be fair, one travelled through time (I think), One had his body magically hidden and preserved and the last was in Hell where time is super janky
Thanks, that clears it all up!
And all of them need therapy
"Hoses poses, I'm doing a Moses" Yensid- 2019
Lord Helix 69th like. Also, he should’ve used a beyblade. Beyblade Moses Yen Sid
I almost choked laughing at that line.
I died when I heard this
Also his name spelled backwards is ...
matabi shippuden DiZ
"And then Dark Riku is killed by Replica Riku, all while the real Riku watches, and Sora's like ChEqUe pLeAsE"
LMAOOOOOOO
Riku killed Riku in front of Riku
Note: That quote I did there was a reference to SonicSong182's "Rouge Plays Kingdom Hearts 3 part 10(Finale)" Livestream if it wasn't obvious enough already
3:40
"And Riku's like: I couldn't find my big car, my bad lol"
Killed me
Meanwhile Yen Sid is talking to Sora saying, “First of all, that outfit has to go! Belts are out, Flannel is in. Second you need to renew your drivers license, go visit some random Disney Worlds I picked from my movie stash!”
I'm just saying, the "Good Enough" series would be an enormous success if you did it for other franchises/ games.
Please continue this A+ quality content.
i mean, it seems like it might actually end up slowly killing him, so not sure if that's a good idea
His poor sanity
Most other games would be a lot less convoluted though so his sanity would remain intact
What if he summarized metal gear, that would drive him insane
I'd pay good money for a Good Enough Metal Gear Solid
"Xehanort turns into a GOAT."
*Ayyyyye, I see what you did there*
"And Sora turns into a boat!"
*GENIUS*
Turns into boat and goat?
MORE LIKE AMERICAN BOOT
He actually turned into the fusion of Doctor Strange, an edgier version of Asriel Dreemur and a samurai armor.
It makes sense because there are attractions and on of them is summoning a boat
@@assasinsking5535 I get it
“Nothing happens in the Disney worlds”
Might I recommend....
YEETUS VANITUS
WOODY'S BURN???
*LUXORD VS PIRATE BREATH*
The list goes on
Ok, nothing plot significant happens in the Disney worlds. There. You happy?
SBaby I would argue that yeetus vanitas is the most plot relevant part of the series. I may be wrong, but that’s irrelevant.
"With the power of the Gayblade."
I love this guy.
Zoinks! It's the Gayblade!
Gayblade™ if you please^^
TM
It is actually how that thing was named by the community.
Ayyy 1000th like
This series serves as a very good writing lesson: stick to rules you establish. If you go off-course once you will end up like KH. Where the writer can make up literally anything in any game and it makes sense because there is no sense.
Agreed.
"Fyuck" says goofy, OR AT LEAST HE SHOULD HAVE!!!
Walking through Disneyland uttering the occasional Fyuck is so amazingly satisfying, I have to say. Your word? 10/10, will use constantly
"Well at least someone turned into a boat"
Damn man genius writing and timing.
Kairi did do something, it just happened to be dying. Oops
Kairi: no Sora let me keep you safe
Me: *WHEEZE
They say she was the one that kept Sora alive after Terranort killed everyone...
Wait, the theory doc Barry had said that may have been Riku!! XD
You forgot "gets brought back to life".
TheBlackDemon1996 that just means she can’t even die correctly.
Just like how you brushed passed the fact Kairi was the one that kept Sora alive, I'm pretty sure the game did as well because I felt no build up to it or anything when I saw that happen. Couple months later completely forgot about that, watched some videos like this one and read the comment sections finding that answer again then I say "Oh right she did save them... What else did she do that was important?"
The dlc surprisingly didn’t retcon much of anything... just added a new layer of convolution and contrivance, for the heck of it.
Hengus gurora, it’s always been Sora 🤷♂️
It was all a dream in a car ride......... I'm sticking with that. Makes my head hurt less.
Is it really that surprising that things became more convoluted?
i mean, if the story for kh started to become actively good, that would almost be a disappointment at this point
Just like Kingdom Hearts fans like it.
0/10 you didn't mention how Sulley yeeted vanitas
Yote*
The yote got me 😭
Yeetas Vanitas is the best singular moment in all of gaming. Embodiment of darkness getting you down? Just chuck 'im through a door! Works every time.
Or how Woody roasted Xehanort
Yeetnitas!
It will never not be crazy how the character from the game was supposed to be noctis from final fantasy xv, but the creators of that refused to let them use him or something, and you can tell it’s supposed to be him and his friend is so clearly Ignis, like it looks one to one to his beta design.
So here's what happened, this is about to be SUPER important since kh4 just got announced:
XV wasn't originally XV
It started as FF Versus XIII which was a cog in this grand machine Nomura was daydreaming about FFXIII that game and a psp game all sharing the same universe and mythos. XIII wound up going in a different direction, the psp game became a different game, and Squeenix just went to Nomura and were like "dude kh3 should've been out like 13 years ago, just focus on that don't worry about this shit that doesn't matter"
And Nomura was like "DID SOMEONE SAY THIRTE-"
And as Nomura lay broken and defeated being cast from Eden and into Osaka, he muttered to himself:
"You want kingdom hearts....ILL SHOW YOU KINGDOM HEARTS!!!"
So he decided to just make kingdom hearts in the game he really really wanted to make instead of the game he really really needed to make. None of this is official of course, but people were slowly connected the dots in 3 and the dlc that the series from now on is just gonna be Versus XIII but with kingdom hearts slapped on the front, and the trailer for 4 basically just confirmed that. So yeah. That's what that's referring to. You're welcome.
Not mention that Riku's entire design is just a recolored Noctis outfit
I hate how this explains so much
lmao
That moment when you realize that the past 17 years of KH games were only just the beginning......
*Nomura laughs in the distance*
no...No No No....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*DAMN YOU NOMURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!*
Oh god
@just Poseidon
SUBMIT TO THE CONVOLUTEDNESS!!!!!
Lol, it’s gonna get pretty stale if he keeps it up.. probably.. I honestly don’t if this whole journey is a slow train wreck, or watching the train jump over the ravines of death miraculously.
The share holders rub their hands excitedly...
“Sora pops out of a portal and help his boyfriend Riku beat up Dark-qua with the power of the _Gayblade_ *TM* “
darkqua just sound stupid and egdy, go fyuck yourself
hahaha that was the best!
*where's the lie*
one of the best sentences in history.
@@Kimuraminato I agree that the name sounds stupid(the correct name is Anti-Aqua)but I wouldn't say edgy, that's just going a little too far
I love how over the course of making these 2 videos, Barry's VO goes from casually explaining the plot of Kingdom Hearts to getting very confused by Kingdom Hearts 2 to getting visibly upset by Dream Drop Distance to being outright furious and terrified by all of Kingdom Hearts 3. Such a good touch, even if it was unintentional.
He also gets outright exhausted explaining how Fragmentary Passage leads into KH3. I can't blame him, the title sounds like if one of Nomura's assistants asked him what to name the game while he was in the bathroom shitting glass out of his rectum.
Don’t wanna know what you think about but okay
@@KaiKrimson56 LMAO
VanJampwn your profile picture is me trying to understand Kh plot lol.
Okay so I don't know if you just didn't know this, but in KH 358/2 Days, Roxas and Xion end up growing hearts throughout the game while they interact with each other. This lets us know that while Nobodies start out without hearts they can form them through the interaction between other people, not just other nobodies. Xemnas was essentially gaslighting everyone into thinking that the Organization would be unable to be whole again unless they completed Kingdom Hearts. This was Xemnas' half of the plan.
Apologies for the length, I just really like Roxas and Xion's story. Its my favorite.
Also I'm really hoping two of the unknown Princesses of Heart are Moana and Merida.
Which is confusing cause Axel doesn’t? Or did he, but just is now also Lea?
@@Serrifinya he is lea
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh...
So the whole "Nobody's can grow Hearts (Souls)" thing came from 358/2 Days.
...that's dumb-
@@cedialive2759Yeah it's silly. I think it has something to do with Xion being created from Sora's heart but not really being a nobody because she's just a replica(?).
Roxas also technically had a heart (I believe) due to being Ventus's nobody but originating from sora's body due to him carrying Ventus' heart as well as Kairis (which would also explain Naminè having/growing a heart) but releasing only one heartless.
Essentially the way a nobody is created dictates whether they have a heart, and because Sora (for whatever fucking reason) had three hearts, the circumstance of their existences as nobodies changed.
It's convoluted and based on some small details but it is a JRPG... So...
With Lea as well, they kinda just revived him in three by bringing his (and other peoples) nobody/heartless together i think
At the end of 358 its kinda STRONGLY implies Xion and Roxas Literally can't coexist cuz they're both Sora's nobodys. Roxas literally couldn't be complete while she existed. Everyone literally forgot she existed when she died. How did she get brought back?
"Hoses Poses I'm doing a MOSES"
I SPAT OUT MY DRINK
Sora: Yeah sure! Threaten someone I don't even know!
Xehanort: This is Kairi.....
Sora:..........?
Xehanort: From Destiny Island?
Sora: I think I know what Riku looks like!
I laughed so hard. Also pretty accurate!
"Meanwhile Pete and Malificent are back to find a box. They don't find it."
To those who didn't play KH III this statement sounds like it's truncating the side-plot. But it's not. That's actually all that happens with them. They look for a box. They don't find it.
They do find it actually. It was in the epilogue. We just never found out what was inside it, which is obviously a thing future games will explain.
@@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE He mentions they find it in the epilogue. But during the course of the game they don't.
@o’donell okay, I just finished the video. My bad. :P
Im fairly certain the said that the Book of Prophecies was what was in the box
@@sasaki999pro That was never said. Nobody knows what's in the box yet.
I love how no one is talking about how Scala Ad Caelum _actually_ means "Stairway to Heaven"
Xehanort wasn't evil, he just had a bustle in his hedgerow and got alarmed. Thankfully, in the longrun, he still had time to change the road he was on.
But sadly, he didn't. Instead, he wound on down the road, with shadows taller than his soul.
This technically means the x-blade was "Made in Heaven"
@@treybarnes4057 No wonder the games are getting a reboot
@@Darasilverdragon*Wait they’re getting a reboot now*
@@rynemcgriffin1752they are not being rebooted. There is another story arc that begins with KHIV though, the Lost Master Arc
AP Kingdom Hearts: Crash Course
Having more than 13 members really defeats the Organization’s immense efforts to get Sora in DDD and Xion as his replacement in this game.
@Jeffrey Herrera "Why have 13 guys when I can have TWENTY SIX, HELL IF EVERYTHING WORKS OUT, I CAN HAVE TWOOOOO X-BLADES.... oh shit guys, we have 14 traitors.... I uhh... I guess I'm gonna do some bullshit math with Kairi, not like she's useful for anything else"
I mean
Demyx and Vexen were backups, not really official members
Demyx was only brought back cause Xemnas wanted the sweet keyblade and Vexen was the replica man
The two of em were basically useless to them outside of that, hence them being able to easily betray the organization
the part that always irks me
*inhales*
IF THE X-BLADE NEEDS 20 PIECES, WHY ARE 13 OF THEM DARK AND 7 LIGHT??? IT'S 20!!! WHY NOT 10 AND 10????!!!!!
@@TaeyxBlack because Kingdom Hearts loves the numbers 7 and 13
@@TaeyxBlack I think it's metaphor about how there's more darkness than light in the world or something idk
"THEY UNLOCK AQUA'S FACE SO HARD SHE TURNS GOOD AGAIN"
AND THEY KILLED MY SIDES.
Like many others, I am hear to announce that KH 4 has gotten a trailer and that Barry better be prepared to make another "Good Enough" summary for it when it comes out in a decade or two.
The way he characterizes Mickey with the "Wuh Hapund" kills me every time I watch this video.
So true!
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@@kittyunderwood8918 me
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"Hinty Gurdered, your friend is now murdered!"
That was the funniest one.
Lol I died
I cracked up when Yen Sid's eyebrows flew off his face. XD
I have no idea why"Hoses Poses I'm doing a Moses." goes through my head occasionally for no reason.
Me too.
"Good enough summary" should be a series. I'd watch it
Tru
10:42 and then Naminé walks over and starts breakdancing! OW
6:47 "HOSES BOSES IM DOING A MOSES"
best kh3 joke EVER
Pulls a full-on Fantasia.
6:46 *
Comedy gold 😆😆😆😆😆
I am *astounded* at how little of this story happened during the *5 in-game worlds* that I played through before I put this game down forever.
Quitter
😂 You got me
@@alexandermcfarland3513I don't blame him
Anime cosplayers with a mix of disney fight trenchcoat edgelords for 12 car keys to the moon.
Underwhelming and without catharsis definitely describes the way Xehanort goes out.
The opposite was the ending to Anthem's initial storyline. The final bossfight is a mullti-stage multi-arena fight where the big boss of one of the factions took in god's soundcloud and started to fuck shit up with the power of the 4 elements. First you fight him while he's firebending, then acidbending, then lightningbending switching between 2 arenas. Each arena takes off a quarter of his healthbar before he moves to the next one. As you are finishing off the lightning stage, you expect the natural 4th stage, the ice stage. Instead it goes to a cutscene where your partner fuckin rams the avatar with your deer aircraft carrier in a massive satisfying crunch. This is the reason that you playthrough the game for the first time with friends doing the same thing because I was doing that and my friend saw it and shouted by reflex "HE STOLE MY FUCKING KILL!" and I fell off my chair laughing. Very unexpected and still satisfying.
I was expecting Xehanort to undergo some laser-guided karma and get killed by Kingdom Hearts (That would have turned out to be conscious and wanting to assimilate all worlds) or something like that, OR there be a major plot twist making Master Yen Sid or Master Eraqus the villain and Xehanort the good guy trying to stop him but being misunderstood by everyone else. But no, Xehanort has to simply say "Oh, well I will be good then" after seeing Eraqus again.
roxas doesn't know who to have ice cream with!!
“Or maybe it’s 2082 and you’re looking for a refresher before KH4 comes out,”
I might be 60 years too early but with the announcement I am PUMPED
Well KH4 got announced a few months ago!!
How could you not talk about Donald casting Zettaflare.
@Crystal Kanashii donald is canonically the strongest black mage in FF cuz he completely obliterated Terranort with Zettaflare
“DONALD DOOONNNTTT”
@@eiriksundby "Shantotto would like to know your location."
@Crystal Kanashii Donald used Zettaflare on Terranort disintegrating him.
Yes, Sora in the secret ending ended up in Shibuya.
@@soul6733 He is going to meet the guy from Dream drop distance. The one with the headphones. What was his name again?
Oh yeah. DREAMEATERS.
MFW there's no Wall-E world.
"Beep boop. Sad toot."
Won't work for Kingdom Hearts.
Chill Player 123
This is a series where one of the main antagonists was told by Woody from Toy Story that “no one has ever loved (him) before,” another was YEETed off by Sulley from Monsters Inc. and another fell into the ocean by Jack Sparrow using a Pokémon move... anything is possible if Nomura wants it
Lia Grace Except the humans are fat in WALL-E and the area are conflicting.
EVE will be one of the princesses of hearts
@@chillplayer1234 Neither does Frozen or Tangled, but here we are.(Assuming your refering to a lack of substance, when both of those worlds are just 25% random fights, 70% cutscenes, and then the last 5% is a boss fight against a completely unrelated Heartless.)
My boyfriend and I religiously watched the first video to the point where we would quote it in regular conversations.
Needless to say we were excited to see this.
S@aaame
3:07 But didn't it was revealed...
"In Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance, it is revealed that Nobodies actually can cultivate new hearts and develop emotions, as was the case with Roxas, Axel, and Naminé, but Xemnas and Xigbar deliberately kept the other Organization members in the dark about this as part of Master Xehanort's plans."
Frankly, I'm just happy that my favorite breakfast club of Organization XIII is back. Despite it's title, 358/2 days is one of my favorite Kingdom Hearts games, second only to Kingdom Hearts 2 in all honesty.
3D ruins everything
"Since when Nobodies have a heart?"
Since Dream Drop Distance to be accurate.
But Nobodys are people without a heart, right? And the Heartless are the heart without a body?
@Buttered Biscuit Pickles I know it's kinda late, but Ansem SoD looks like that from possessing Riku in KH1, which is why Riku's heart was shoved into the realm of darkness toward the end of that game. Once he's defeated, Riku's body zhhoooops back over to his heart, and he closes the Door to Darkness from that side with Mickey.
@Buttered Biscuit Pickles np
Apparently nobodies can grow hearts? Yep that’s a thing
@@Aldersnap Makes you wonder why some KH2 Org members wanted their hearts back. Yeah they were tricked by Xemnas into thinking they were incomplete. But in 358 days it was confirmed they could regain their memories and have been doing so for over 10 years. Xemnas was so lucky none of the apprentices remembered Terra-Nort cutting them down.
so lemme get this straight...
they go inside a video game...
inside a video game.
It’s unclear if it’s even a video game at all. The concept of “worldlines” were brought up in KH3’s secret reports. It’s possible that it’s actually an alternate reality. Because if you look at Yozora and those 2 other guys in the Toy Story ad, it’s possible that THEY are alternate versions of Sora, Donald, and Goofy.
I know that. But Yozora isn’t Noctis. Yozora takes inspiration from Noctis, yes. But he is not LITERALLY him. In a way, you can say it’s Nomura’s own vision of the character (but with a different name). The one from the original FF Versus 13 that is. That is what Verum Rex will likely become. Nomura is gonna create his FF vs. 13 but in the KH universe.
And him being an alternate version of Sora and those 2 guys (that look like ignis and prompto) being Donald and Goofy is just a personal theory of mine. After all, in the secret reports the concept of “worldlines” were brought up. I’m speculating this could mean alternate realities.
A video game inside a toy world inside a video game.
I recommend watching that verem Rex commercial again because there were 2 companions. 1 of them resembled Ignis. The other resembled prompto but had a hat on, like Ardyn. There was no Gladio.
AC Revelations had you play as Desmond dreaming as Ezio hallucinating as Altair, so I've seen worse. Honestly some of my favorite parts of that game too.
*"Sora pops out of a portal and helps his boyfriend Riku beat up Darqua with the power of the Gayblade.™"*
Thank god I'm not the only one who called their combined keyblade the gayblade
Gayblade. Let er rip.
Come on you have to admit that was cool
It was accurate too
@@korbinfloyd6984 i won't deny that lmao
Wish that the Gayblade becomes canon, literally shouted profanities at the SoKai scenes.
And then Kairi played a rhythm game to re-awaken her repressed childhood memory of her home being invaded by shadowy demons and being grabbed by a crazy Terranort. Then she's pitted against the memory of one of the single most powerful people in the series and has to add the power of Sora to stop him.
Oh, and she learns about the fictional world from all of this. That's right! Besides worlds made of memories, data, and dreams, we now have worlds made of fiction! Riku's going ahead to -Verum Rex Tokyo- Quadratum while Kairi transfers her Keyblade studies from Yen Sid to Aqua. Will she join up with Sora and Riku in the fake place in time? Errruhhh, I dunno, maybe? And what will the groups in Land of Departure and Twilight Town be doing?
Best phrases for unexpected results so far:
-Hingus Bunger you're Six Feet Under
-Hocus Pocus these games have NO focus
-Hrungus Hooted this plot is convoluted
-Hoses Boses I'm doing a Moses
-Hinty Gurdered your friend is now murdered
-Horngus Hendes the ride NEVER ends
You forgot they visited a Barber Shop in the Realm of Darkness to give Riku a haircut.
The barber shop was made of bugs of dankness tho
Mickey: "Wot?"
"Can I borrow your car keys please?"
"You son of a bitch."
It's that a *Just a Pancake* reference?!
@@trainerjorgerpg5767 is that a mother flippin just a pancake reference
9:57
I really don’t know why but this bit with Xehenort absolutely destroyed me so bad
I was honestly waiting for the "Xehanort turns into a goat" and I'm glad you didn't miss the chance to do it.
9:31 there was an opportunity to say "durn grummit my plan has now plum it"
“Hinty Gurdered, your friend is now murdered!” Was my favorite line in KH3...
"So, how complicated do you want your plot ?"
"yes"
"horngus hens the ride never ends" takes on a whole new meaning when you realize that Kingdom Hearts III wasn't a finished game and now has a DLC
I just spent hours reading the 400 page thesis on the sleeping scenario.. and you're right, Barry. I hate that it makes sense.
Mind summarizing it for me cause I legit don’t have 4 hours to spare
@@bigtoadtim3331 all of the weird little details in KH3 line up in such a way, that them being in a second timeline makes sense
BUT WHY DID WINNIE THE POOH
HAVE AN ALZHEIMER'S SUBPLOT?
He WHAT???
bruh
My "Dramatic Endings for Dinguses" book that I ate for lunch.
Best thing I've heard all day
10:27
Nobodies eventually develop hearts after some time, and Xemnas was all like “lol I lied you have hearts get epically owned”
Which is dumb as shit, because he's "fooling" the topmost heart scientists on the universe.
Barry rhyme count: 5
1. 3:10
2. 3:22
3. 6:46
4. 8:17
5. 11:24
Barry "get out of my house" count: 1
12:03
the more context I get for KH lore, the funnier this gets
The most ridiculous part of KH3 was the fact, that 95% of the playtime where Disney worlds that didnt matter at all and did 0[Zero] Progress. Then, for the last 5 hours we rescue Aqua, who rescues Ventus, and then we CONVENIENTLY split up into groups for the last fight where everybody can have a super rushed cutscene were everything gets solved which wouldnt have been possible during the 95% of the useless playtime. Way to go, Great storytelling Square Enix!
Everyone: Anti-Aqua.
Me: Seriously? why not Darkqua?
bc darkqua sounds edgy af but also VERY STUPID, even just watching how its writed
Being an edgelord its not always good and this is a good example
Diego Hernandez
Anti-Aqua is also edgy, but less accurate as shes a darkness consumed version of herself, not a negative.
Okay good name for a Pokemon though
@@jefthereaper Anti Aqua is at least an alliteration
At least it’s not Aquanort
9:04 mickey about to show dem abs.😍
Sora: Stopza
Me: the slap sound killed me.😂
"HORNGUS HENS THE RIDE NEVER ENDS HEE HEE HEE." This is the best quote of all time to describe this series thank you for the gem. 11:24
GameBreakerez Might I bring up “INDY GERDER YOUR FRIEND IS NOW MURDERED”
"This is Kairi... from Destiny Island."
"Uh, I think I know what Riku looks like."
😂🤣🤣
I have never loved something that also pissed me off so much.
This series is a mess. A beautiful, jagged, potential-wasting, mess
Never thought a banjo cover of Dearly Beloved was something I needed in life
the full song is on his soundcloud and its so good
Or dont think twice either
*RED ALERT FROM THE FUTURE!* also spoiler
In The re:mind DLC...
Kairi does a *THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~*
Buuuuut, some people choose to play over Sora because he’s awesome... aww, maybe next time kairi.
False
@@director00donut39 Only if people didn't choose to play as her when given the chance
@@danwithaplan3742 which raises the question of how to have a "cannon" story in a video game, since they're inherently an interactive medium and every player will, even if the same thing plays out on-screen, experience the narrative differently
@@arturoayala1004 yea but shes like the strongest non-sora playable character too lol. weak in the cutscene, strong in t he game.
"Hozes Poses, I'm doing a Moses!"
That's amazing
Favourite quotes from this:
"Hoses poses I'm doing a Moses"
"Is that a wave of heartless I see?" *pulls up shirt*
"Captain Jack Sparrow is actually a pile of crabs in a trench coat."
"Yensid told Sora to git gud."
I think i lost a lung for how much i laughed.
Also Horngus hens the ride never ends!
9:23 "give riku smooch" yes please
Just Saying Please hit dat Sora (in more ways than one)
Dan ahahahhaaaha i didn’t saw it at first made my day 🤣
"At least SOMEONE turned into a boat this time."
This had me dying, especially since probably my biggest gripe with the game is that there isn't a giant, epic 10-part battle with some sort of infrastructure like there is in the first two numbered titles. When I beat the final boss of KH3, I had a genuine "Wait... that was it?" moment when the credits started to roll.
3:30 Mickey goes 'HUATHAPEN' caught me off guard and I can't stop laughing
In Dream Drop Distance it was revealed that nobodies would start creating a heart of their own, which is what Roxas, Axel and Xion did. Xemnas kept this a secret to be able to better manipulate them.
Okay great. So every organization member’s character arc was completely meaningless because they had hearts all along. The endless scenes of them whining about how they no longer have hearts was just wasted time
Not only did they retcon every important character’s death, but they also retconned every struggle they faced. Because there was never anything they could do about their circumstances
Timpani he is evil and he doesn't care