Me too! Hahahaha, I looked down at my phone to answer a text, partially hearing the story, then I look back up at the video and hear him say that and just busted out laughing cus even though I missed a smitch of the skit, that line summed it all up to that part XD
Dude is funny and all but according to this story he is a SNITCH (COP CALLING) and a BITCH! (RUNNING SCARED. LEFT HIS GIRL. STEPPING.ON PPL... UNFORGIVABLE
That’s kinda why he’s on this show if you think about it. The girl on the phone being the girl from earlier was the predictable punchline. He didn’t do the predictable line. You get what I’m saying
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Zero and p😂
"Ignorance is a disease, they can keep it over there." Quote of my life
*Let it live over there
MYBRILLO!
I need that quote framed in my house somewhere
Lol got the quote of your life wrong
Yep! That’s what’s UP👍
Even though it was short, one of the best stories I’ve heard in a while.
Tyrant agreed
Most definitely
Tyrant he talks fast that’s y
Tyrant animated asf 😂 I love it
From his Netflix special
"A gangsta would never kill someone while shittin, It's just not cool!"
Words to live by
Unless they doing a job
Before saying “a gangsta” he said “he.” Which implied his brother a gangsta???? 👀👀👀👀👀👀
Facts.
Ya must be slow
"I walked over them like a people carpet." I don't why, but that got me good lol !!!
Me too! Hahahaha, I looked down at my phone to answer a text, partially hearing the story, then I look back up at the video and hear him say that and just busted out laughing cus even though I missed a smitch of the skit, that line summed it all up to that part XD
Dude is funny and all but according to this story he is a SNITCH (COP CALLING) and a BITCH! (RUNNING SCARED. LEFT HIS GIRL. STEPPING.ON PPL...
UNFORGIVABLE
GyroDawn me too! 🤣
Tiffany he don’t really know that bitch
@Brittany Bella Star
Survival instinct turns many men into "bitches" temporarily but at least they survive (hopefully, anyway).
great delivery.
he spoke really quickly so as to emulate the frenzied state of mind he was in on the eventful evening.
Is anyone binge watching Deray's stand-up or is it just me? He's so damn funny and enjoyable.
It's not just you.🤣😂
Facts I love deray Davis
"Where I'm from we don't duck down... we run!"
#Same
DevonnyX FACTS.
Dave Chappelle is heard laughing in the audience at 3:09 lol
Lol
bru hahaha
that shit made me yell, haha
🤔🤔🤔😑😑😑🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
Dude 4 rEal
"he ain't finna juggle"
-wisdom
I love watching him tell stories bc he uses his whole body telling it... Plus he has the prettiest eyes.... OMG... Xoxo
and that hair.....
...don't think he's on your team anymore but cool either way.
@@beastemeauxde7029 He does move ah bit fruity doesn't he?
@@@7Shadow9 that dude is a pimp... He is known to always have at least 2 chicks on his arm always... Xoxo
Bitch you love anything black please STFU
This guy is a natural, I need to see more of him.
This guy has been around for a long time... Mid 90's
He's been around along time just cause your white shouldn't matter i know plenty white comedians
@@2kgrindtime
*a long
*you're
Why u bringing race into it?
He a snitch had me on the floor. 🤣
shit me too how you gonna call someone a snitch for calling the police after a shooting and getting hit was he gonna walk to the er? lol
That dude wasnt going to the er
Stg
Awesome. I didn’t expect the ending. I thought the chick who gave him her keys was gonna be the dude’s GF. 😅
That's where I thought he was going too.
yeah, i was waiting on that too lol
That’s kinda why he’s on this show if you think about it. The girl on the phone being the girl from earlier was the predictable punchline. He didn’t do the predictable line. You get what I’m saying
me too hahaha
Me too
I love his delivery and how he just don't skip a beat😝😅
I’m not doing well. Been deeply depressed. Suicidal. This actually made me at least smile today. Thank you.
You got this buddy don’t think your alone sending love ❤️
Same! I hope you're feeling better ❤
Familiar. Enjoy the good ones as best you can. Good luck man
Take it one smile, one laugh... one day at a time. You deserve to be here!
I love DeRay..That slip up tho lmao "he would nev- a gangsta would never..."
"my legs kept dropping down" lmaoooo. ive been there before
A gangster would never kill somebody shittin'
So many solid one liners 😂
3:10 was that Dave Chappell laughing in the audience!?!?!?
The fact that DeRay is in his fifties.
Seriously?? Gtfoh! I had no idea he looks damn good!
Black don't crack my boy...
@GamerOfTag ctfu
@GamerOfTag Mostly Melanin
Andre Ilyas somebody paid attention in class
I've always loved this guy's stand-up... he deserves a lot more recognition
"Ignorance is a disease; let it live over there," fucking made me weak. 😂😂🤣😂😭😂🤣
"I ran like it was a people carpet" 3:30
Comedy is at it's most exceptional when you find a comedian who is creating work that's top notch, yet original 😂
Gotta be my favorite This Is Not Happening!! DeRay!
"I ran on people like it was a people carpet! Heard little wrists snappin"
Deray may not be many’s favorite but he’s my favorite comedian! His material is not only hood but raw! Lot of it I can relate to.
I think i saw this bit in his standup. I definitely heard this story before. Still funny af
It's on his Netflix special
Yuh.
I think he put more details into this one
@@KingTxne i think the netflix one was a bit better tbh, more believable.
... You dying and you still want me to lie to ya girl?😂😂💀💀
I skip intros like a legend 😂😩I could do it with my eyes closes
I needed a good laugh. DeRay had me laughing out loud.
3:08 that one guy, "ahhhhh"😂😂
He ain't finna juggle
I never really laugh at Deray, but this shit was mad funny 😄🤣🤣🤣
"Watch this don't mean he fitting juggle" hilarious😂😂😂
Only seven minutes and one of the better stories I've seen on here
Chicago represent ✌🏾
I need this entire show... this is hilarious
Starts at 1:03
Funny at N/A
I don't really understand the intros to these. I just skip them nowadays i find them to be a bit cringy.
i love roy wood jr, but hate the entire format of this show
Dee Ray always on point , always sharp
He is a straight up Chicago guy! Love DeRay. He will walk around the club at 90 yrs old. Lol lol
Whhaaaaaattttttt!!!!!????? How the heck can the story end right there!!!!?? He had my undivided attention with this story!!
I was mad his story was less than 7 minutes, but they put him on fast forward before posting
They sped up the video?
Dee-Ray has truly crossed over: HE'S FLICKERING!
So many layers to his jokes lol. Seeing him live was awesome
Mexican got on boots
One of the funniest onw
Gotta find C.C.
Y'all better have 3 bags of coffee
That Ali quote
That was hilarious!!!! The Mexican that cut him didn't even have on boots! 😂😂😂
One of the BEST STORIES I’ve ever heard!!!!
He tells the best stories.
Damn, this guy can tell a story...
This man is FOOOIIIIN!! ❤🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
DeRay tells the best stories
This is one of the best. Amazing from start to finish
DeRay is one of my favorites
I fucking love Deray. His story about his mama while growing up is hilarious. So is his funeral bit "Live Dead Deray"
His mannerism is difffferent now
He took the phone back and said "Baby, this nigga a snitch." And walked off😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀
he is funny as hell!
*I LOVE THAT HE ACCIDENTALLY MIGHT HAVE INSINUATED THAT HIS BROTHER WAS A GANGSTER 🤣🤣*
His energy is great!
You got to do it the DeRay Way
That laugh in the crowd had me dying
Love me some Deray
A lot of these skits before the stand-up is genius.
They need to convince Dave to come on man.That would be an instant classic!!!
Did he just call him a snitch for trying to call the cops on a shooter
ofc, he don't want any cops in his business.
One of thee greatest ever.
I didn't know Deray was funny like this lol dude killed it!
Them Mo' Betta Mondays were the bomb!!
this is like my favorite ever stand up bit
He's so good now it's crazy. You have to start them early. God Bless.
Lol these series are so good !
DeRay Davis-King Of Comedy
lol, people tellin others they got the qoute to their life wrong. Love the hilarity of it😹😹😹 it really is a disease😹
Great comedian one of my favorites
This was fukin great!!! He killed it.
The best comedian ever
Leo gang
Clicked soo fast. Didn't disappoint 🙌🙌🙌
His acting out is hilarious!!! He not finnin to juggle
One of the best!!!!
lmao he is me trying to avoid drama. Like, I don't care just let me enjoy my night 😂
"Where, nigga?"
The look on his face...amazing
Bruh these intros are amazing!!
that "watch this" is 100% accurate !
1:04 DO IT!!
DeRay is the bomb imo😍
Maaaaan.
Fucking hilarious.
Great delivery despite the fact that it was short. Some of the other TINH people need to take note.
For real! And more than one mediocre punchline you have to wait til the end to get
🎥 💯🌟Awesome! So entertaining.
Love this dude, that ending killed me..
1:04 - past intro
3:33 i imagine a dance break out happening when he runs over people
Funny asl always
Chiiiill b😂😂😂 bro never has a lame set
Dr. King been doing a helluva job hosting this.
🙄
🤣 bruh...
Yooo it crovid-2020 and I needed a good laugh like this. 🤣
I guess y'all aint watch his netflix special!!😂
Didn't know he had one, good look out
Special?👀
😂😂😂 this man is hilarious
HE SAID ignorance is a disease🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣