DeRay Davis - Shots Fired on a Night Out - This Is Not Happening

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @standup
    @standup  5 лет назад +38

    Ready to rumble? Check out the craziest fight stories from This Is Not Happening here: ruclips.net/p/PLD7nPL1U-R5oyyo90i2VkGb7ImrDKdYBg

    • @dg988
      @dg988 3 года назад +1

      Zero and p😂

  • @SuspiciousGanymede
    @SuspiciousGanymede 5 лет назад +3219

    "Ignorance is a disease, they can keep it over there." Quote of my life

  • @doomerson1
    @doomerson1 5 лет назад +1522

    Even though it was short, one of the best stories I’ve heard in a while.

  • @nicholasslutzky7271
    @nicholasslutzky7271 5 лет назад +1555

    "A gangsta would never kill someone while shittin, It's just not cool!"

    • @anthisrogers
      @anthisrogers 5 лет назад +9

      Words to live by

    • @cliffjones9812
      @cliffjones9812 5 лет назад +9

      Unless they doing a job

    • @ryanb2843
      @ryanb2843 5 лет назад +12

      Before saying “a gangsta” he said “he.” Which implied his brother a gangsta???? 👀👀👀👀👀👀

    • @flex_piper
      @flex_piper 5 лет назад +3

      Facts.

    • @projectbiscuits8777
      @projectbiscuits8777 3 года назад

      Ya must be slow

  • @TurnipJello
    @TurnipJello 5 лет назад +541

    "I walked over them like a people carpet." I don't why, but that got me good lol !!!

    • @mvhemp
      @mvhemp 5 лет назад +7

      Me too! Hahahaha, I looked down at my phone to answer a text, partially hearing the story, then I look back up at the video and hear him say that and just busted out laughing cus even though I missed a smitch of the skit, that line summed it all up to that part XD

    • @BrittanyStar
      @BrittanyStar 5 лет назад +1

      Dude is funny and all but according to this story he is a SNITCH (COP CALLING) and a BITCH! (RUNNING SCARED. LEFT HIS GIRL. STEPPING.ON PPL...
      UNFORGIVABLE

    • @jasmainjasmain2906
      @jasmainjasmain2906 4 года назад +1

      GyroDawn me too! 🤣

    • @ikki9685
      @ikki9685 4 года назад

      Tiffany he don’t really know that bitch

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 3 года назад

      @Brittany Bella Star
      Survival instinct turns many men into "bitches" temporarily but at least they survive (hopefully, anyway).

  • @kgotsotsats1
    @kgotsotsats1 5 лет назад +238

    great delivery.
    he spoke really quickly so as to emulate the frenzied state of mind he was in on the eventful evening.

  • @chuwokhachishi6033
    @chuwokhachishi6033 2 года назад +78

    Is anyone binge watching Deray's stand-up or is it just me? He's so damn funny and enjoyable.

  • @DevonnyDX
    @DevonnyDX 5 лет назад +159

    "Where I'm from we don't duck down... we run!"
    #Same

  • @Ted_Swayinghill
    @Ted_Swayinghill 5 лет назад +454

    Dave Chappelle is heard laughing in the audience at 3:09 lol

  • @lenaely6146
    @lenaely6146 4 года назад +53

    "he ain't finna juggle"
    -wisdom

  • @joleneangelicsingarrett5837
    @joleneangelicsingarrett5837 5 лет назад +262

    I love watching him tell stories bc he uses his whole body telling it... Plus he has the prettiest eyes.... OMG... Xoxo

    • @zionakinjide650
      @zionakinjide650 5 лет назад +4

      and that hair.....

    • @beastemeauxde7029
      @beastemeauxde7029 5 лет назад +2

      ...don't think he's on your team anymore but cool either way.

    • @7Shadow9
      @7Shadow9 5 лет назад +5

      @@beastemeauxde7029 He does move ah bit fruity doesn't he?

    • @joleneangelicsingarrett5837
      @joleneangelicsingarrett5837 5 лет назад +4

      @@@7Shadow9 that dude is a pimp... He is known to always have at least 2 chicks on his arm always... Xoxo

    • @etherjones8369
      @etherjones8369 5 лет назад +1

      Bitch you love anything black please STFU

  • @geberluis
    @geberluis 5 лет назад +80

    This guy is a natural, I need to see more of him.

    • @lswilcoxon
      @lswilcoxon 5 лет назад +4

      This guy has been around for a long time... Mid 90's

    • @2kgrindtime
      @2kgrindtime 4 года назад

      He's been around along time just cause your white shouldn't matter i know plenty white comedians

    • @crussteasock4047
      @crussteasock4047 3 года назад +1

      @@2kgrindtime
      *a long
      *you're
      Why u bringing race into it?

  • @SilverWatcher.
    @SilverWatcher. 5 лет назад +264

    He a snitch had me on the floor. 🤣

    • @nickdangelo2942
      @nickdangelo2942 5 лет назад +13

      shit me too how you gonna call someone a snitch for calling the police after a shooting and getting hit was he gonna walk to the er? lol

    • @BrittanyStar
      @BrittanyStar 5 лет назад +5

      That dude wasnt going to the er

    • @xgbaxlittleone9412
      @xgbaxlittleone9412 4 года назад +2

      Stg

  • @BronzDano
    @BronzDano 5 лет назад +509

    Awesome. I didn’t expect the ending. I thought the chick who gave him her keys was gonna be the dude’s GF. 😅

    • @radtv5150
      @radtv5150 5 лет назад +5

      That's where I thought he was going too.

    • @EpithetMusicTV
      @EpithetMusicTV 5 лет назад +1

      yeah, i was waiting on that too lol

    • @ConLLee
      @ConLLee 5 лет назад +11

      That’s kinda why he’s on this show if you think about it. The girl on the phone being the girl from earlier was the predictable punchline. He didn’t do the predictable line. You get what I’m saying

    • @SOYOROYOS
      @SOYOROYOS 5 лет назад

      me too hahaha

    • @TheRealJohnnieBlaze
      @TheRealJohnnieBlaze 5 лет назад

      Me too

  • @Vinnafetish
    @Vinnafetish 5 лет назад +90

    I love his delivery and how he just don't skip a beat😝😅

  • @senibo123
    @senibo123 2 года назад +20

    I’m not doing well. Been deeply depressed. Suicidal. This actually made me at least smile today. Thank you.

    • @emperial4421
      @emperial4421 2 года назад +6

      You got this buddy don’t think your alone sending love ❤️

    • @AstroBaby91
      @AstroBaby91 2 года назад +5

      Same! I hope you're feeling better ❤

    • @Phoenix-dq2uo
      @Phoenix-dq2uo Год назад +1

      Familiar. Enjoy the good ones as best you can. Good luck man

    • @GeeEss
      @GeeEss Год назад +3

      Take it one smile, one laugh... one day at a time. You deserve to be here!

  • @nikag5217
    @nikag5217 3 года назад +14

    I love DeRay..That slip up tho lmao "he would nev- a gangsta would never..."

  • @TonyGarciaxProdigy1994
    @TonyGarciaxProdigy1994 5 лет назад +99

    "my legs kept dropping down" lmaoooo. ive been there before

  • @noelsturrup3817
    @noelsturrup3817 5 лет назад +166

    A gangster would never kill somebody shittin'

  • @ImDougDimmadome
    @ImDougDimmadome 5 лет назад +134

    So many solid one liners 😂

  • @addnamehere7940
    @addnamehere7940 5 лет назад +62

    3:10 was that Dave Chappell laughing in the audience!?!?!?

  • @tottieyana4994
    @tottieyana4994 5 лет назад +607

    The fact that DeRay is in his fifties.

  • @CleverMetaphor
    @CleverMetaphor 5 лет назад +42

    I've always loved this guy's stand-up... he deserves a lot more recognition

  • @sashacurcic1719
    @sashacurcic1719 4 года назад +5

    "Ignorance is a disease; let it live over there," fucking made me weak. 😂😂🤣😂😭😂🤣

  • @EricBrinkman
    @EricBrinkman 5 лет назад +56

    "I ran like it was a people carpet" 3:30

  • @hamishnairn8859
    @hamishnairn8859 4 года назад +12

    Comedy is at it's most exceptional when you find a comedian who is creating work that's top notch, yet original 😂

  • @jesitimpe8748
    @jesitimpe8748 5 лет назад +28

    Gotta be my favorite This Is Not Happening!! DeRay!

  • @TheOne-ec9ku
    @TheOne-ec9ku 5 лет назад +45

    "I ran on people like it was a people carpet! Heard little wrists snappin"

  • @simonyang7729
    @simonyang7729 3 года назад +5

    Deray may not be many’s favorite but he’s my favorite comedian! His material is not only hood but raw! Lot of it I can relate to.

  • @Revengeance_
    @Revengeance_ 5 лет назад +130

    I think i saw this bit in his standup. I definitely heard this story before. Still funny af

    • @mishsouth2355
      @mishsouth2355 5 лет назад +3

      It's on his Netflix special

    • @FancyAthan
      @FancyAthan 5 лет назад +1

      Yuh.

    • @KingTxne
      @KingTxne 5 лет назад +2

      I think he put more details into this one

    • @DruNature
      @DruNature 5 лет назад

      @@KingTxne i think the netflix one was a bit better tbh, more believable.

  • @pamelaison2444
    @pamelaison2444 5 лет назад +29

    ... You dying and you still want me to lie to ya girl?😂😂💀💀

  • @valeriah9082
    @valeriah9082 5 лет назад +15

    I skip intros like a legend 😂😩I could do it with my eyes closes

  • @lazydud3
    @lazydud3 4 года назад +10

    I needed a good laugh. DeRay had me laughing out loud.

  • @alan5617
    @alan5617 4 года назад +3

    3:08 that one guy, "ahhhhh"😂😂

  • @evilemetblack
    @evilemetblack 5 лет назад +28

    He ain't finna juggle

  • @therealone2405
    @therealone2405 5 лет назад +18

    I never really laugh at Deray, but this shit was mad funny 😄🤣🤣🤣

  • @verzatilebrown8878
    @verzatilebrown8878 5 лет назад +13

    "Watch this don't mean he fitting juggle" hilarious😂😂😂

  • @dustymiller7120
    @dustymiller7120 5 лет назад +3

    Only seven minutes and one of the better stories I've seen on here

  • @donnygat
    @donnygat 5 лет назад +15

    Chicago represent ✌🏾

  • @MeishaBooCurlyQ4.5
    @MeishaBooCurlyQ4.5 4 года назад +3

    I need this entire show... this is hilarious

  • @TheSunshineGroup
    @TheSunshineGroup 5 лет назад +61

    Starts at 1:03

    • @soth1sol
      @soth1sol 5 лет назад

      Funny at N/A

    • @willemkanon4020
      @willemkanon4020 5 лет назад +11

      I don't really understand the intros to these. I just skip them nowadays i find them to be a bit cringy.

    • @soth1sol
      @soth1sol 5 лет назад

      i love roy wood jr, but hate the entire format of this show

  • @OscarPalacios
    @OscarPalacios 5 лет назад +4

    Dee Ray always on point , always sharp

  • @Mona-ue5uk
    @Mona-ue5uk 5 лет назад +4

    He is a straight up Chicago guy! Love DeRay. He will walk around the club at 90 yrs old. Lol lol

  • @acegaming3230
    @acegaming3230 4 года назад +5

    Whhaaaaaattttttt!!!!!????? How the heck can the story end right there!!!!?? He had my undivided attention with this story!!

  • @D123-f9k
    @D123-f9k 5 лет назад +66

    I was mad his story was less than 7 minutes, but they put him on fast forward before posting

    • @eleckson
      @eleckson 5 лет назад +1

      They sped up the video?

  • @beloit22
    @beloit22 4 года назад +4

    Dee-Ray has truly crossed over: HE'S FLICKERING!

  • @kerizmaa
    @kerizmaa 5 лет назад +3

    So many layers to his jokes lol. Seeing him live was awesome

  • @claudioccornejo
    @claudioccornejo 5 лет назад +346

    Mexican got on boots

    • @ryanvega6646
      @ryanvega6646 5 лет назад +2

      One of the funniest onw

    • @Marcell2aG
      @Marcell2aG 5 лет назад +11

      Gotta find C.C.

    • @disdatbigboy
      @disdatbigboy 5 лет назад +15

      Y'all better have 3 bags of coffee

    • @trinitiw2489
      @trinitiw2489 5 лет назад +3

      That Ali quote

    • @shafrozac5427
      @shafrozac5427 5 лет назад +8

      That was hilarious!!!! The Mexican that cut him didn't even have on boots! 😂😂😂

  • @missmelisa27
    @missmelisa27 2 года назад

    One of the BEST STORIES I’ve ever heard!!!!

  • @travisweston9754
    @travisweston9754 5 лет назад +2

    He tells the best stories.

  • @A_Dopamine_Molecule
    @A_Dopamine_Molecule 5 лет назад +22

    Damn, this guy can tell a story...

  • @genevieveeatametse9625
    @genevieveeatametse9625 3 года назад +2

    This man is FOOOIIIIN!! ❤🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @hemp8449
    @hemp8449 5 лет назад +1

    DeRay tells the best stories

  • @bobosprinkles
    @bobosprinkles 5 лет назад

    This is one of the best. Amazing from start to finish

  • @deebrown4877
    @deebrown4877 5 лет назад +1

    DeRay is one of my favorites

  • @jessicaturner7196
    @jessicaturner7196 4 года назад +1

    I fucking love Deray. His story about his mama while growing up is hilarious. So is his funeral bit "Live Dead Deray"

  • @PrenticePowell1906
    @PrenticePowell1906 5 лет назад +16

    His mannerism is difffferent now

  • @londell528
    @londell528 5 лет назад +1

    He took the phone back and said "Baby, this nigga a snitch." And walked off😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @adamjensen1831
    @adamjensen1831 5 лет назад +5

    he is funny as hell!

  • @dezaraemichelle509
    @dezaraemichelle509 3 года назад +4

    *I LOVE THAT HE ACCIDENTALLY MIGHT HAVE INSINUATED THAT HIS BROTHER WAS A GANGSTER 🤣🤣*

  • @JuntexProductions
    @JuntexProductions 5 лет назад

    His energy is great!

  • @a-a-ron9730
    @a-a-ron9730 5 лет назад +4

    You got to do it the DeRay Way

  • @professorx1020
    @professorx1020 4 года назад +1

    That laugh in the crowd had me dying

  • @cookiehairandmakeup
    @cookiehairandmakeup 5 лет назад +9

    Love me some Deray

  • @ucnhtmenow1
    @ucnhtmenow1 5 лет назад +3

    A lot of these skits before the stand-up is genius.

  • @Obese_QUIS
    @Obese_QUIS 5 лет назад +5

    They need to convince Dave to come on man.That would be an instant classic!!!

  • @gabe8168
    @gabe8168 5 лет назад +17

    Did he just call him a snitch for trying to call the cops on a shooter

    • @hetzz
      @hetzz 5 лет назад +1

      ofc, he don't want any cops in his business.

  • @mr.worldwidekevinj4144
    @mr.worldwidekevinj4144 3 года назад

    One of thee greatest ever.

  • @outlawz7623
    @outlawz7623 5 лет назад +2

    I didn't know Deray was funny like this lol dude killed it!

  • @LadiJadi72
    @LadiJadi72 2 года назад

    Them Mo' Betta Mondays were the bomb!!

  • @ajgnexus
    @ajgnexus 3 года назад

    this is like my favorite ever stand up bit

  • @hgoines1
    @hgoines1 Год назад

    He's so good now it's crazy. You have to start them early. God Bless.

  • @OriginalXzo
    @OriginalXzo 5 лет назад

    Lol these series are so good !

  • @jerrysamuels8716
    @jerrysamuels8716 5 лет назад

    DeRay Davis-King Of Comedy

  • @Slamminjoe
    @Slamminjoe 5 лет назад +3

    lol, people tellin others they got the qoute to their life wrong. Love the hilarity of it😹😹😹 it really is a disease😹

  • @jaybrock812
    @jaybrock812 4 года назад

    Great comedian one of my favorites

  • @timetravel1014
    @timetravel1014 5 лет назад +1

    This was fukin great!!! He killed it.

  • @johnnyfrazier6919
    @johnnyfrazier6919 4 года назад +2

    The best comedian ever
    Leo gang

  • @saritasi7819
    @saritasi7819 5 лет назад +2

    Clicked soo fast. Didn't disappoint 🙌🙌🙌

  • @robertwalker9679
    @robertwalker9679 5 лет назад +2

    His acting out is hilarious!!! He not finnin to juggle

  • @kylegoldston
    @kylegoldston 5 лет назад

    One of the best!!!!

  • @topgurl9313
    @topgurl9313 5 лет назад +1

    lmao he is me trying to avoid drama. Like, I don't care just let me enjoy my night 😂

  • @YeeSoest
    @YeeSoest 4 года назад

    "Where, nigga?"
    The look on his face...amazing

  • @Odsseous
    @Odsseous 5 лет назад

    Bruh these intros are amazing!!

  • @frankspacely412
    @frankspacely412 3 года назад

    that "watch this" is 100% accurate !

  • @ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon
    @ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon 5 лет назад +1

    1:04 DO IT!!

  • @nhokonhokopuala
    @nhokonhokopuala 4 года назад

    DeRay is the bomb imo😍

  • @MrBluntDaily
    @MrBluntDaily 5 лет назад +8

    Maaaaan.
    Fucking hilarious.

  • @jaymillymills
    @jaymillymills 5 лет назад +5

    Great delivery despite the fact that it was short. Some of the other TINH people need to take note.

    • @paigewashington6018
      @paigewashington6018 5 лет назад

      For real! And more than one mediocre punchline you have to wait til the end to get

  • @buckheadberries8751
    @buckheadberries8751 5 лет назад

    🎥 💯🌟Awesome! So entertaining.

  • @kardoar
    @kardoar 5 лет назад

    Love this dude, that ending killed me..

  • @Noobalator
    @Noobalator 5 лет назад +2

    1:04 - past intro

  • @Xi_chi
    @Xi_chi 3 года назад +1

    3:33 i imagine a dance break out happening when he runs over people

  • @dewill4291
    @dewill4291 4 года назад

    Funny asl always

  • @noble4nobull443
    @noble4nobull443 5 лет назад +4

    Chiiiill b😂😂😂 bro never has a lame set

  • @Dom-xi8je
    @Dom-xi8je 5 лет назад +6

    Dr. King been doing a helluva job hosting this.

  • @eddeewhat5553
    @eddeewhat5553 4 года назад

    Yooo it crovid-2020 and I needed a good laugh like this. 🤣

  • @jerico80
    @jerico80 5 лет назад +20

    I guess y'all aint watch his netflix special!!😂

  • @yumyumzworld2677
    @yumyumzworld2677 4 года назад

    😂😂😂 this man is hilarious

  • @Familyss1940
    @Familyss1940 4 года назад

    HE SAID ignorance is a disease🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣