hey guys, I'm sorry I've been so inactive recently. I had to go on a trip to australia and when I got back I was very jet lagged. Videos on here should resume as per usual now! ALSO THANKS FOR 1 MILLION SUBS!
Slimcicle looks like the most generic smart anime guy in every shounen anime. The guy that pushes up his glasses everytime he thinks he outwitted the main mc lololol.
@@funkylittlespacecowboy2372 Charlie was born in '98 and Carson in '99 but technically they are both 21 since Carson's birthday was in May and Charlie's will be in August. (Off topic but for some reason I thought Charlie was 2 years older. The more you know)
@@realmug He chose to lie to every one of the people who helped him, even those who he got tremendously close with like Schlatt and Jawsh. At a certain point there’s literally nothing they can do other than to try and stop him from hurting others
@@Luphlynu with who carson and fitz or carson and pokimane, cause nothing happened with pokimane just i think carson had a thing for her but she liked fitz, as for fitz and carson, well fitz slept with Carson's gf
The fact that slime immediately left lunch club and reported carson to the police a year after this... Edit: Slime still plays with the rest of lunch club, and the JRWI crew which in my opinion is even better, so honestly things turned out well for him
@@tynj4173 Technically he engaged in sexual activity with a minor, only a two year age gap which in a regular NOT sexual relationship would be fine but they were a minor. I don’t know if that’s something to call the police on but it wasn’t just him manipulating his fans. And I’m pretty sure it was only one person, I may be wrong on that though.
@Naomi tehe he didn't break the law. It was perfectly legal these mfers overreacted and sold carson because twitter went batshit. That's all. There is nothing problematic other than these spineless "friends" that supposedly tried to help him.
This is just sad like I wondered why Charlie never appeared with Carson anymore and finding out it’s been for the past year, I think Charlie is in the right mind and it’s sad seeing them together cause I really thought they were amazing
I'm not going to defend what he did, but you can hardly consider someone who's 17 a child. Back in the day, people were married and were starting their lives and their careers by the time they were 16-17.
@@friendlyghost8796 an 18 year old is an adult, but no one ever complains about a 18y/o and 17y/o relationship. And again, I'm not defending what he did, because I think doing anything sexual with your fans, at all, no matter how old they are, is wrong, and weird. I'm just saying, the age "issue" shouldn't really even be in discussion, the discussion should be about if it's okay to do sexual things with your fans.
4:22
Carson: *sHe BLeW Us a kiSs DuDe*
(proceeds to act like an absolute chad)
that was me!
@@Seskaplays that was a really good cosplay 😳😳😳😳😳
@@nubstermuster5861 ah ty!! it's definitely one of my favorites. I'm working on a gunner Yuna right now and a fallout cosplay too!
@@nubstermuster5861 yeah, settle down man
@Clara Li thank u for noticing how cool j am :)
hey guys, I'm sorry I've been so inactive recently. I had to go on a trip to australia and when I got back I was very jet lagged. Videos on here should resume as per usual now!
ALSO THANKS FOR 1 MILLION SUBS!
CallMeCarsonLIVE No they won’t Carson
Congrats on 1mil :>
CallMeCarsonLIVE It’s fine car man!
Carson dead
fock yoo
Carson’s signature looks like me trying to fake my moms signature to get on the field trip to the local art museum.
Why would you want on a field trip to an art museum
Jerektio Because literally anything is better than math
You mean the robbery that took place in that exact art museum?
Equalibrium what art museum are u talking about? 👀
@Clara oswald ...Math is great in my opinion.
9:43 Girl: Seductive wave
Charlie: Turns around and makes a smiley face on the glass
Omg I never noticed that and I watched this video like 5 times
Speedwaggooooonnn
The kid on the left,tho
Is the sooedwagon foundation still in business
wow
what i am sleeping on: bed
what yall be sleeping on: charlie/slimecicle
charlie's chaoticness deserves all the appreciation
@@dearmarss how the fuck is your reply older than the original comment
you mean jschlatt
He’s chaotic good and I’m here for it
@@dearmarss loona
Imagine that one kid who Carson shook just goes home and says “I GOT SHOOK BY A MAN TODAY”
Boneless Peaches I GOT SHOOK BY CALLMECARSON!
He was shook after that
Hayley Hanna YOU HAVE 69 LIKES!
@@Pasho__ get out
this didn't age well
Carson: “She was so frightened, why was she so scared”
Also Carson literally 2 minutes earlier: “I can’t find a child to shake because of the glass”
timestamp pls
svordy1 9:15 and 11:20
this comment is cursed now
This comment has aged tremendously
This comment has aged like fine wine
Slimcicle looks like the most generic smart anime guy in every shounen anime. The guy that pushes up his glasses everytime he thinks he outwitted the main mc lololol.
he is
@@Logan-vq8zq oh ok yeah
AlmondButter he looks like Iida from my hero academia lol
lol mc stands for main character.
main main character
Him making a thumbnail of himself doing that makes it even more believable
I can’t imagine the amount of fear all of those people had to feel having laid their eyes on the back of Carson’s flat head
why did this make me snort
Peyton Ritzer that comment made me snort
Minecraft Steve head
Sheer terror
*heavy breathing*
These two are literally the kids at the back of the class
Holy shit thats so true
Legit not fake
this joke was shit why is it getting likes
AllNightGamer wait a minute
i'm that same type of person
This... This is the bad ending of 14 beers at chilli's
14 beers at chilis: bad ending the groomer
The ninjas have won
Holy shit you know too much
@@tangiblenoah2035 2022: twitter destroyed the whole social media is the sequel
@@tangiblenoah2035 17 and 19 isnt grooming, and yes im still angry about it
Charlie has such little bro energy when he's with Carson, which is interesting considering he's actually older.
wait they’re brothers?
@@chasecjase9261 nah. Key word "energy" lol
Panonymous Bloom oh you meant ‘little bro’ energy i thought you meant such little ‘bro energy’
what are their ages? when i googled it, it said they're both 21
@@funkylittlespacecowboy2372 Charlie was born in '98 and Carson in '99 but technically they are both 21 since Carson's birthday was in May and Charlie's will be in August.
(Off topic but for some reason I thought Charlie was 2 years older. The more you know)
“Salt him, salt him, salt him!”
“No, no! Don’t- don’t a-salt me!”
“LIKE A SNAIL!”
Treschivas nice pun, boomer
@@hayleyhanna8949 he didn't make the joke and it's not a pun
@@hayleyhanna8949 says the acorn with two first names
Don’t upvote what ever you do keep it at 420!
did... did you just say upvote...?
Carson talking about Pokimane is the equivalent of women saying “I’m fine”
I was the 1000th like and the satisfaction I feel is unimaginable.
12:43
why women specifically?
@@colorbar.s assets.pokemon.com/assets/cms2/img/pokedex/full/360.png
@@colorbar.s Could be wrong but a lot of women say "its fine" or smth when they're pissed at their partner,,
watching this now is really sad because you know you'll never see them like this again
Or the whole group
Or Carson at all
THIS ALL HAPPENED ON MY BDAY..... I WAS SO FUCKING SAD 😭😭
@@xxkookiexx4479 Worst birthday present ever :(
@@FangzwithaZ yeah
I love how Charlie has more dominance that Carson.
But Carson has more power
There needs to be dominance in a relationship
Knowledge is power;
Charlie has knowledge regarding at least 98% of the world's pun chronology, both told and untold.
Make of that what you will.
Charlie is inevitable.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“Fitz and Pokimane are perfect for each other”
Carson: *Vietnam flashback*
Cwa
Katerino
This comment aged poorly
*uh oh*
My Name Is Jeff I’m confused what happened?
carson: "this is a perfect time to plug ur merch"
slimecicle: "it is it is,"
"sl-"
cuts off*
Wow, 1.2k likes with no replies?
@@DunkleCheese hello can i be a reply
DENMarkus Gaming no
@@DunkleCheese fuck
Funny repeat the exact same thing as the video said for 200x funny
how does Charlie look both nerdy, muscly and adorable all at the same time.
He is a concept, not a physical being
@@Stella.22g does this make Charlie canonically a Great Old One?
@@ghoullazarus2835 seems like so.
He’s the definition of get you a guy who can do both
I don’t know how he does it
Why's slimecicle in the title when carson is with jschlatt
Cock ball torch
Pls don't woooosh me
Jschlatt had a face reveal already
Boblob Chippymig
r/woooosh
Noone can be spared
@@boblobchippymig5697 If you don't get the joke we are gonna r/woooosh you. There's no way around it :/
USE YOUR EYES CHAT
When Carson burns down my local Pizza hut he's CallMeArson
He'd rather burn a Buffalo Wild Wings.
But how will pizza get a job now?!
@@randgrithr7387 Beat me to it
he’s more likely to burn down an mcdonald’s that he works at because his hands are triangles
I've actually thought about that once
Local man goes on rampage after his favorite e-girl starts dating his rival (edit) this aged horribly sorry
hairmann
It’s like I’m watching one of my Japanese animes!
I was the 666th upvote. 🤟
I’m sorry a WHAT
Perfect Description
:-(
Damn, that description.
Friends:
Slimecicle
owie
😔
Pain
Oof
“this is a free opportunity to plug your stuff”
“sli-“
*is immediately cut off*
a outstanding move
Outstanding play
11:42 I mean, your shipname with Poki would be Parkinson, but that's none of my business.
actually it would be came
Lmao
i made one
carki
its funny cuz it sounds like car keys
Carkimane
@@riley_-zm8vr arm pitz
“free opportunity to plug your stuff”
> immediately cuts when he starts to plug
ThT killed me
Welcome to the joke
poisoned fanta it’s almost like it’s a joke or something.
I read that as soon as I get to that point of the video. Nice lol
Ofc this gets recommended to me after all the Carson alligations, and Charlie’s Twitter post, breaks my heart, used to love these two together
Carson content has gotten recommended so much to me now cus of this its like RUclips wants me to cry
Very late but what happened?
@@Lxv_bb Carson sexted one of his fans. Of course since that's a big scandal some of his friends cut ties with him. Like Charlie. Schlatt didn't tho.
@Federal Bureau of Investigation Oh really? Oh well I guess I was wrong. Imma edit my comment. Thanks FBI!
Can I know what happened?
i feel like i'm watching an older brother and a younger brother pretend to be famous
Oh shit,didnt know i was watching the Paul Brothers
Who is who?
I think Carson is the older brother
That's exactly what it looks like
You listen to Jayne Reynolds?
Love how slime is wearing his merch while Carson is just wearing schlatt’s merch
He's supporting his boyfriend
@@noelleswift7249 do funny mic to prove it
Abigail's Corner кашвлалдаащлмлаулулкаддадцщваддмьпаззхфхфйенузцдвбмьмжыдыовшамльмада, вшаддаалдааплалвпьклавщжыыаалыдыов
@@noelleswift7249 but wheres bônk
@@noelleswift7249 holy fuck its Jschlatt
11:36 people donating to their favorite streamers before the internet was found
i love this
I like that the internet wasn't invented, it was discovered
That was December 31 1982
last time we’ll see charlie and carson in the same room as friends
It’s sad
This hole shitty situation is really not the best start of the year event we’ve had.
Sadge
@@realmug do you suffer from brain rot?
@@realmug He chose to lie to every one of the people who helped him, even those who he got tremendously close with like Schlatt and Jawsh. At a certain point there’s literally nothing they can do other than to try and stop him from hurting others
Whenever he’s around Charlie, Carson has big boomer vibes
Carson is boomer
@alexa_ fnaf you, my friend, are a boomer.
@chamoomile
I love how they just said “ok” lmao
YEAH BUT CHARLIE IS 12
and carson's the younger one of the two lmao
I’m sad that more people don’t know slimecicle
All they know is Cornelius
@@FangzwithaZ colonel cornelius cornwall
this slimecicle guy is funny
he should have a youtube channel
@@questwalkerko Your right, I think he should, that would be funny. I think.
@Emma Raber im guessing smccl would work?
just disregard charlie saying “you’re gonna see my insides” ok
Catspoken
Groooossss
That really was just glossed over huh
I literally went through the whole video and didn't see Charlie anywhere
This is 14 minutes of Carson and Charlie abusing a microphone
Accurate
I love how at 0:40 Carson turns 340 degrees to see the person
Lmao the likes 340
Was actually a 250°
drevu
more of a 380.
Hey You well if it’s 380 then he’ll be hella spinnin’
yeah i’m not gonna answer that
10:35 that was. the most adorable thing i’ve ever seen.
No way what?
"I love you"
Carson - ♡
guy - ♡
That was so cringy
JerryChili bro you are cringe
Im really digging PITZ to be honest...
yo same
Fokemane
@@xiam. Foreskinmane
pitza
In all fairness, Carson did kill her dogs. I think that was the dealbreaker.
Schlatt: IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE CHARLIE
It is though
It's also a terrible movie starring Amy Schumer therefore making it worst than Hiroshima ; )
You wouldn't have known this when you commented, but carson pulled a jason bourne type situation as schatt, he don't take no L's
Considering Charlie has a joke planned for every single instance of existence i’d Say that it is
“This is a free opportunity to plug you stuff”
“Sli”
No Longer 😂
2:56 Press F to pay respects to my man in the red shirt who got his high five stolen :’(
F
F
F
F
F
8:16 "Is he playing peek-a-boo???
I couldn't see him and then I could that was awesome, chat."
the way charlie behaves is so charming. even if he’s misbehaving and throwing stuff he still does it gracefully somehow.
This stream ended with Carson’s lips as the final frame while chat spammed
L I P S
L I P S
L I P S
L I P S
L I P S
L I P S
I really love the part at 3:48 where Carson pretends to recognize two of his fans
Like man, he's so cool
Two of his fans were there
"That looked like a prime target."
"That was a child."
Ladies and gentlemen, we got em.
FBI this brilliant
👏🏻
Thank you, FBI. Very epic.
FBI what are you doing here
funny man
yes
i will miss this friendship ;(
8:50 this is such a good bit. The abruptness with which he says “rock” is very funny
ROCK..
PAPER....
.........
ROCK
are we just ignoring the fact that someone heard charlies voice and believed he was jschlatt lmao
Adora Shuba when
SassChan at 12:53
lmfaO
“couldn’t see him and then i could”
It hits different now
"That was a prime target."
*"That's a child."*
This didn’t age well
Slimcicle: *puts chat into bird mode*
Me: crows mad
Caa
Caa
Caw.
Ca caw
Caa
You know looking back on Carson’s fake rants about fitz with today’s knowledge. It’s painful how ironic it all is -as of 1/6/21 (fuckin oooooooof man)
I was just thinking that, i mean they kept joking about pokimane and fitz and then fitz does what he did, its fucked up now
@@senpaivincent5657 it's sad
@@senpaivincent5657 wait what happened??
@@Luphlynu with who carson and fitz or carson and pokimane, cause nothing happened with pokimane just i think carson had a thing for her but she liked fitz, as for fitz and carson, well fitz slept with Carson's gf
damn fits not only took pokimaine but also Kate rip Carson
The fact that slime immediately left lunch club and reported carson to the police a year after this...
Edit: Slime still plays with the rest of lunch club, and the JRWI crew which in my opinion is even better, so honestly things turned out well for him
cut off all contact with carson too
its just really depressing man
but charlie handled it well, i respect that
@@typo1030 didn't they both play Jackbox together a month ago
the jrwi crew's stuff SLAPS and has been around since 2018, amazing stuff, if y'all haven't seen it PLEASE check it out
@@tynj4173 Technically he engaged in sexual activity with a minor, only a two year age gap which in a regular NOT sexual relationship would be fine but they were a minor. I don’t know if that’s something to call the police on but it wasn’t just him manipulating his fans. And I’m pretty sure it was only one person, I may be wrong on that though.
@Naomi tehe he didn't break the law. It was perfectly legal these mfers overreacted and sold carson because twitter went batshit. That's all. There is nothing problematic other than these spineless "friends" that supposedly tried to help him.
Carson: I'm not gonna talk about it
Also Carson 5 seconds later: *I'M SO MAD, I'M SO MAD, I'M SO MAAAAA-*
Throndronis when was that?
What was that about again?
that *is* the joke
Imagine if garfield just licked the glass when carson said lasagna
Slimecicle: "that looked like a prime target"
Carson: "that was a child"
Lmao😂
And to think: they will probably never be this close again...
they aren't gonna be in the same room again ever
that kid was scared because you were going to shake her
“This is a perfect opportunity to plug your stuff!”
“Yeah! SLI-“
1:58
9:08 two cavemen play with rocks
*ʳᵒᶜᵏ*
Wow, they look like such great friends. Hopefully nothing bad happens...
But if you close your eyes
Eh eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh
Yeah I don’t see anything bad with them
@@jensonwigmore1995 does it almost feel like nothing changed at all....?
Carson’s mentality is so abstract
explain
CallMeCarsonLIVE only if you like my comment ye get fucked you wont
carson just got destroyed
i think it's rather simple
Listen to the Goopcast and it gets a lot clearer. They just talk and it's refreshing to hear them like that, especially Carson.
nobody:
absolutely nobody:
carson’s signature: *_CAA_*
CallmeArson
CiA
Call æ Arson
CAA.
If carson and pokimane were together, does that mean we call them "came"?
this is a underrated comment
Yes
That or cane
That's a very jumbled combination. -20 points.
Carsimane
This is just sad like I wondered why Charlie never appeared with Carson anymore and finding out it’s been for the past year, I think Charlie is in the right mind and it’s sad seeing them together cause I really thought they were amazing
"We can just throw anything over."
Well, maybe Carson can. Slimecicle's gonna break the glass first.
Carson and Charlie are like the two kids who sit in the back of the room and eat and talk when there’s a sub
chuckles or the two kids who sit in class and talk during class
“i’m gonna shake this child.”
*shakes child*
*Taylor Swift intensifies*
Not funny
Yeah bro ngl Kinda cringe bro smh i cant believe you would post this cringe ngl smh pls delete bro smh
@@loranga wtf am I reading
@@loranga bruh moment
When he shook the kid i just died
Slimecicle: "That looked like a prime target"
Carson: "That was a child"
How the tables have turned
Call me incarcerated
I was just about to say...
I'm not going to defend what he did, but you can hardly consider someone who's 17 a child. Back in the day, people were married and were starting their lives and their careers by the time they were 16-17.
@@jimmyjoe1488 you have to understand though, that's still a minor. and even so there's a huge power imbalance from a big youtuber and a fan
@@friendlyghost8796 an 18 year old is an adult, but no one ever complains about a 18y/o and 17y/o relationship. And again, I'm not defending what he did, because I think doing anything sexual with your fans, at all, no matter how old they are, is wrong, and weird. I'm just saying, the age "issue" shouldn't really even be in discussion, the discussion should be about if it's okay to do sexual things with your fans.
9:42 Carson was having PTSD when he said „pokimane“
That death stare though
SkyZhakarov I can’t tell where the bit ends and begins it’s getting blurry
@@tacos5718 it never ends
Or that girl behind em
Wasn't carson the one who killed her minecraft dog?
Simecicle without his glasses makes him look like fred
Carson joking about fitz stealing poki is so sad now
for real
Bygbyv fc
but like how tho, y’all making funny things sad for no reason
@@romeocabral2773 brother?
@@chickage5717 brother?
seeing these two together. doesn't feel like it anymore.
Sorry for asking, but why?
Oh nvm i found out 1 second after i asked. He reported to police because he groomed
I knew the groom much b4
10:40 something about salt guy’s body language is so funny to me
casually threatebing
Carson: “this is a free opportunity to plug your stuff”
Charlie: “ oh yea sli-“
0h Is cHarLiE.
Carson and pokimane’s shipping name is “PokeMeCarson”
Sounds Kinky
U did not just say that that's now in my brain forever
CallMePokerson
callmemane
The bad thing about poki is that any other abbreviation of her name sounds too much like pokay and poke and I'm overcome with fear and guilt
This Carson guy seems funny let’s hope nothing bad happens
He laughed at the Warden in Minecraft, Now the Prison Warden laughs at him
Shut
@@Rain6969 good joke
CallMeCarson: “Lasagna?”
Slimecicle: “ Uganda?”
Me: “Wakanda.”
Joe mama
Gongaga
Big mama
wakanda forever
Galunga
10:08 It sounds like when you stand outside of a nether portal
Good catch
10:35 that was so wholesome omg
Reddit Wholesome 100 chungus
@@motives3008 no
“It is! It is!”
“I’am slim-“
*gets cut off*
2:59 Carsons hair in the back wtf
@sel funny
Laughed
@@sqzy__404 Lughy
Fanned
big brain
Garrett K. His head is completely flat at the back
@Juan Cortez Muro shut up boomer BIG LION will kick your ass
I feel this channel has become an archive for streams that are months old.
Isn't that the whole point of the channel?
Mac&Cheesy pretty much yeah
yeah kinda
1:59 this is a free shout out
“It is it is SLIM-“
Bad ending
REALLY bad ending 😔
Damn you Todd Howard!!!
I always laugh at 6:45 cuz seeing slime just randomly caw and then ask the chat if he can get some bird calls is the funniest shit to me
charlie constantly throwing shit at the glass had me howling, theyre both idiots but in the best way
I love how pissed off the people are when Carson tries for ages to make his signature.
Man... im gonna miss this
Carson looks like hes having Vietnam flashbacks when he says pokimane
"I'm not gonna talk about Pokimane"
*memories bring back, memories bring back yo-*
shanneなに do do did doo doo
i made a ship name for carson
carki
its funny cuz it sounds like car keys
13:44 the Asian woman literally looks at Carson on the floor and drags her son away HAHAHAHAHA
lol
BAHAHAHA
It’s sad good friends can be torn apart by something as simple as
A pack of feral hogs.
nobody:
carsons head side view: [ )
looks like a tortoise
This made me do the haha
@@thejamesexperience7589 I'm glad you created the Haha noise
This comment is underated
@@Hoodini2253 thanks lol
Hey Carson have you heard of Wood? He’s the guy that fired Pizza.
How's pizza gonna get a job now?
*Laugh track*
i dont get it
@@JennifeerWolfe Wood Fired Pizza
@@anphans4238 how is Pizza gonna find a job now?!
4:31 OH SHoOT OH FRICK HERE I COME
Oh gosh oh hecc
“This is a free oppurtunity”
“It is It is”
Sli-
1:54
"This is a great time to plug all your stuff."
"It is it is Sli...."