(Crabbar syncs their crystal ball, bewitching table, and sharpening station sound effects with the music) I sleep (Crabbar uses some epic Terraria remixes (such as plontero)) I sleep (Crabbar uses Fungal Waste OST) *R E A L S H I T*
Me: "Ah a terraria video, I haven't played that game for a while and it will give me a break from obsessing over that one game." 9:59 *hears fungal wastes* "GOD DAMNIT"
Seth McFadden from the profile picture this person has, it can be assumed from his comment that the game in question he was obsessing over was was the 2017 indie metroidvania called “Hollow Knight”. Since terraria and hollow knight are both 2D games with fun movement and bosses, it can be expected that a fan of one would also enjoy the other. Therefore, he wanted to get back into terraria in order to avoid becoming overly obsessed with Hollow Knight. The joke is that the song being played at the timestamp present in the comment is the song “Fungal Wastes” from hollow knight. Upon noticing this, he was reminded of that game and his plan was ultimately a failure. The irony present in this comment was that he was trying to get away from something, but it kept haunting him anywhere he turned.
Little Known Fact: The Minimum Achievements is actually 6. To do this you must do this challenge then grab your local Infinity Gauntlet and snap the amount of Achievements in half. Or you can use every flex seal product, Summon Phil Swift and have him saw the achievement number in half.
Phil Swift is the hardest boss in terraria by far. He’s summoned by defeating ungandan knuckles in death mode with the slime staff. After defeating ugandan knuckles your terraria world will be cut in half. Crossing the gap causes phil to spawn, after this is complete everything dies.
He played the song he later added to the video as blackground music via the 3 stations + the fire imp. Awesome, and it also showed that he was bored as fuck during the grind
I would have uninstall the game if I was about to defeat the moonlord while doing this challenge and then accidentally got the “into orbit” achievement
@@aaroniusmuhlfelder1533 good job There r alot of harder bosses further on that require alot of skill and practise so keep pushing on and ull find the true potential of hollowknight and how fun it actually is
“Out of energy cells already, time to go back to the temple to tickle more lizarhds.” “*Getting rid of the laser cannon is so relieving, no more random snipes*” me: wait what
The most difficult one for me is, "Gelatinous World Tour." Because I don't know which slime I have left to kill..What's sad is there's only one, so I need to go find and kill even slime again.
1.4 added ancient hallowed armour crafted at demon altar, so no mythril anvil required for that set(including summon helm). Could be useful for a 1.4 run of this
You can skip the achievement "Star destroyer" destroying three pillars and creating fragments of the remaining one and so you make the moonlord summoner
Only destroying 3 pillars and making the last fragments still leaves one left, which will not allow you to summon him. Making a new world won’t work, as you have to defeat all 4 pillars ( I learnt that the hard way) so you cannot skip ‘star destroyer’
In the time i was still learning the game i try to beat bone boi with clockwork rifle (wall of flesh drop) with..(i think mithril armor) AND STILL DIE!!!!!! AHHHH!!
I beat WoF with Shadow Armor and flaming arrows + musket and silver bullets (no minishark bc broke) Let's just say, this was my first run I died 4 times and the 5th was right as WoF died My hellevator was incomplete and the cavern was corrupt due to V It wasn't fun ;-;
@@remingtonboyd8841 no no no he just needs to make a second channel to skip the awesome youtuber achievment. The least attraction the video he posts he gets, the less people there are to give said achievment.
Hi CrabBar! I was just rewatching some of these videos and felt that I should put this here, as I recently tried it. It is actually mandatory to get the 'Star Destroyer' achievement as the Moon Lord cannot be summoned while the Lunar Events are active. That means that you did still obtain the bare minimum amount of achievements! Yay! Anyway yeah, just thought that this might help someone who thought their game was bugged because they couldn't summon Moon Lord of something.
I have an idea to get early platforms without getting the Timber! achievement. You can craft items as long as the materials necessary are in the chest and not in your inventory thus negating the Timber! achievement. However, I'm not entirely sure that crafting with wood won't trigger the achievement so do this with caution.
![Eminem - Temporary (feat. Skylar Grey) [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZaK9Wi5ho0o/mqdefault.jpg)
the low% run, also known as the "putting extreme amounts of effort into accomplishing as little as possible" run
A lot for a few
Aka, my life
@@orionl.8491 Stolen
Sounds like a VG Myths task to me
@@Maxgamer-fd7hv no? Idk what you mean. Insulting yourself is very common nowadays.
this is such a cool idea for a run, loved the editing too! having the achievements at the top was a great touch
Chippy, you should try out some runs like this. I'd love to see it!
Chippy why dont you do a run like this
WWWhhatt an honor ChippyGaming I request (since it's your comment you'll get notified)
You should do something similar!
Hi chippy!
CrabBar: "spiders need to be removed."
Summoners: ;-;
Is okay 👌 they have more stuffs to play in the next update
I mean they basically have a whole event for themself, the old ones army
@@ansyyxux :(
@@ciaranmclaughlin628 for sentries
Lolidk13 200th like
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But terraria said
"Achievement unlocked: into orbit"
Every day, we get %0,001 closer to Heaven, you know that?
“Rock bottom”
Please dont shoot officer, i have a wife and kids! Dooty enough for Spooktober
@Suckerman7 GM We actually stray further away from heaven every day.
One step closer to heaven
Plot twist: This entire video was an elaborate ploy for CrabBar to show off his mixtape.
Eh, I have a lotta more tracks to put in than that
This man got music from hollow knight
Yo that Plantera remix was fire tho
Edgar Alonso And Celeste music, too
Playing with firepower
Funny how he takes the golem on a tour of his world
He wants golem's opinion on the world and if it looks good
And murders him in various locations
He? I thought it's a she!
“plontoro” is the best thing i’ve ever heard.
Magestic, fantastic music.
Indeed
he makes mistakes like this a lot, don’t mind it.
ok
*p l o n t o r o*
"Minimum achievement runs" achievements are the best achievements to achieve.
achieveception
*Brain explodes*
ok
@@theregularterrarian3933 lmao
hi
41:03 ah yes that pesky laser cannon in the temple.
i was wondering who else noticed that lol
Lmao
Lamoooooo
@@t0tallysetj1 me
@@official-obama poo shid
Crab: Acquires Heart Crystal without getting achievement
Terraria devs: “Wait, that’s illegal”
*Breaking News: Using Hoik to get Heart Crystals will now trigger the achievement*
@Terrariowe_życie_Piotrka Wow no heart
Now there will be a lot less hearts overall so
@@CrabBar oh wait... xd
Crab: *climb down the rope fast*
*saw Nymph*
Crab: Aight Imma head out.
I see you're a person of culture.
I see you hate lost girls lol
I didn't know achieving little was an accomplishment. I feel so proud of my life right now.
(Crabbar syncs their crystal ball, bewitching table, and sharpening station sound effects with the music)
I sleep
(Crabbar uses some epic Terraria remixes (such as plontero))
I sleep
(Crabbar uses Fungal Waste OST)
*R E A L S H I T*
Correct
yes
ok
Lmao
26:41
Me: "Ah a terraria video, I haven't played that game for a while and it will give me a break from obsessing over that one game."
9:59 *hears fungal wastes*
"GOD DAMNIT"
What
Seth McFadden from the profile picture this person has, it can be assumed from his comment that the game in question he was obsessing over was was the 2017 indie metroidvania called “Hollow Knight”. Since terraria and hollow knight are both 2D games with fun movement and bosses, it can be expected that a fan of one would also enjoy the other. Therefore, he wanted to get back into terraria in order to avoid becoming overly obsessed with Hollow Knight. The joke is that the song being played at the timestamp present in the comment is the song “Fungal Wastes” from hollow knight. Upon noticing this, he was reminded of that game and his plan was ultimately a failure. The irony present in this comment was that he was trying to get away from something, but it kept haunting him anywhere he turned.
You shall not escape from hollow knight, no matter how much you try
Relogic (to you) while doing the new bosses:
I pulled a sneaky on ya
You’ll never forget hollow knight, especially now that absolute radiance is in terraria
**Kills Plantera and it drops the axe, resulting in the "Hammertime!" Achievement.**
SHI-
*"It's not even a hamm-*
@@helloitsmythsboi9974 hammaxe?
ÆyææāăäÆøœīůįųřėæy ůğøœđ?bŕøgeèæèæææ He/she said that because The axe is a guitar but also a hamaxe.
Wow, thats the worst 2% I could possibly think of...
Oof
Who would win?
My sleep
-OR-
One Speedrun Tutorial Boi
3am youtube will
CrabBar I can confirm, I watched this at 3:00am today.
Ha
CrabBar am currently watching at 2:33 am
Come on that’s not even a challenge your sleep is totally losing
"On a scale of 1 - 5, how bored do I look?"
I'd say ~~1150 Hellbats' worth of bored. :P
It still qualifies for both 1 and 5 tbf, heh
@@CrabBar cracked me up with that "Into Space" achievement 🤣
when he started throwing lots of guide voodoo dolls in lava and refreshing station buffs to the beat i felt that
Instead of grinding, couldn’t you have used an extractinator and some silt/slush/fossils to get ore or would that trigger the achievement?
I honestly don't recall if that does trigger an achievement, but mythril anvil is needed to craft summons so it's all pointless
36:59 when you let a 4 year old play a piano
Sounds like the time my dad let me use his piano and I killed his ears
Plontoro intensifies
@@cloaker7139 Torrorotio Rerence?
@@lachancla2666 No. The song played in the plantera fight is called plontoro and is totally some 4 year old mashing on a piano
@@cloaker7139 ik -_-
46:26
Skeletron: "Who are you?"
Prime: "I'm you but stronger"
Skeletron prime is like an older bro to original Skeletron
No its
Skeletron: Who are you?
Skeletron prime: Joe
Skeletron: Joe who?
Skeletron prime: Joe mama
In expert mode skeletons more formiddible when you face it tbh
Daniel
The cooler Daniel
@@99lev1 To me prime is like that tryhard younger brother.
Little Known Fact: The Minimum Achievements is actually 6. To do this you must do this challenge then grab your local Infinity Gauntlet and snap the amount of Achievements in half. Or you can use every flex seal product, Summon Phil Swift and have him saw the achievement number in half.
*TO SHOW THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE, I SAWED THE [number of achievements required to complete this run] IN HALF!!!*
Well actually,use the infinity gauntlet first to have 6,then summon Phil Swift to saw those 6 into 3.
@@arandomchiromaw9979 and then get belownatural to capture the 3 remaining achs and draft them to vacation at med times
Phil Swift is the hardest boss in terraria by far. He’s summoned by defeating ungandan knuckles in death mode with the slime staff. After defeating ugandan knuckles your terraria world will be cut in half. Crossing the gap causes phil to spawn, after this is complete everything dies.
I thought this was a serious comment until i clicked read more
26:41 Okay, that was just beautiful.
Yee
What was?
He played the song he later added to the video as blackground music via the 3 stations + the fire imp. Awesome, and it also showed that he was bored as fuck during the grind
100th like
@@Dergburger Haha, your username made me laugh! Also did you hear the news that Sora got into Smash?
16:31 "Skeletron merchant" lol
He only sells death tho :l
@@nerothewateruser8030 no he sells pieces of skeletron
Tbh I beat it with 1 achievement. It was actually quite easy.'
Step 1: Install tmodloader
Step 2: Install mods
Step 3: spawn moonlord
Step 4: Butcher function
Step 5: $$profit$$
This man is too dangerous to be kept alive!
DoG: *You shall be devoured...*
just install a mod that removes achievements
This man is also too dangerous to be kept alive!
Play on a platform where theres no achievements so you don't waste time installing a mod
I would have uninstall the game if I was about to defeat the moonlord while doing this challenge and then accidentally got the “into orbit” achievement
27:32, when you're trying to spawn Wall of flesh, but Guide died
“You’re a terrible person.”
you can make a house for the guide so he respawns with a different name
But that would occur "no hobo" achievement
"immediately being punished for existing"
me fighting any boss in expert
especially skeletron
@@poltec8386 this is the first reply i have ever gotten tysm
@@lindsaymast4034 congrats, good comments = likes and replies
@Shock Beats you said this earlier today lol
Me who beat eoc the first time it spawned in expert:
10:30 :
CrabBar: plays fungal waste music from hollow knight
Me: *happy gamer noises *
Thats true gamer
Yes.
I literally beat the mantis lords
@@aaroniusmuhlfelder1533 good job
There r alot of harder bosses further on that require alot of skill and practise so keep pushing on and ull find the true potential of hollowknight and how fun it actually is
Someone help I can’t escape hollow knight no matter where I go after playing it
New achievement idea:
The Underachiever
Only get 12 achievements in an entire run in terraria
Too bad I'm gonna go for 11 next time
CrabBar how
Maybe without the achievement like a boss
@@steampower8382 Like a boss is required because of golem.
There is an answer to that in the very end of the video
26:43 CrabBar coming in with those sick beats
“Out of energy cells already, time to go back to the temple to tickle more lizarhds.” “*Getting rid of the laser cannon is so relieving, no more random snipes*” me: wait what
hifunny
"You are lazy"
"But this does not mean you are lazy"
How to beat it with 8:
Use a friend and make him do everything
Uh hello, mr im social and have friends
@@Joasj3434 he was doing the Covid-19 strats.
How to beat it with 1:
Go to your OP character and get a celestial sigil
@@Saji_Kawase yeah that sounds good to me. unless we are running by usual speed run rules of "Must be a new game" meaning new character and world :3
Or get multiple devices and then have the other account do everything.
i didnt realize tht this was a hour long-
and i watched it all-
nice-
Nice indeed
Same
me too
I watched the whole thing...
Now, after viewing and reading this comment, I realise.
Brb gonna go get a life.
@@hrakk welp gl
41:07 "Getting rid of laser cannon is so relieving, no more random snipes"
nice
I hate it when my flying snakes heccin _disintegrate every atom inside of me with a laser cannon._
@@cashwe damn, it happens every time so I just snap the temple out of my world.
No it's 30:57.
@@jojocarmona1686 r/woosh it's a joke he accidentally put in the text at the wrong time
other games: getting all achievements is challenging
terraria: getting *12* achievements is challenging
In terraria its not easy to get all achievements too
@@mmnioplcretygv9115 I hope they add "Beat moon lord on master mode" Good luck ya'll.
The most difficult one for me is, "Gelatinous World Tour." Because I don't know which slime I have left to kill..What's sad is there's only one, so I need to go find and kill even slime again.
@@residentkane the monster manual will make that one much easier though
Aries V did you kill pinky or the rainbow slime yet
1.4 added ancient hallowed armour crafted at demon altar, so no mythril anvil required for that set(including summon helm). Could be useful for a 1.4 run of this
Me: realizes that this is Celeste soundtrack.
Also me:
- Ah, i see you a man of culture as well
There was even isaac ost, im really love thiы LobsterStick
after celeste you won't be a "man" of culture
Never seen someone nope out of fighting a Nymph harder than that.
The fastest nope in the west
1.4: Adds Benched Achievement
12 Achivement Runs: *I used to rule the world*
Low percent run also known as the pray that you don't get a blood moon or an invasion or a solar eclipse
Inb4 doctor bones dies during the golem fight
lol
ok
41:02 looks like somebody did an oopsie while editing
Oopsie woopsie for sure
I mean, random snipes at this time surely would be annoying...
Potatoface21 Why did this take me a minute to understand lol. I thought he meant the lizards would stop attacking
I still don't get it ;-;
*the air is getting colder around you*
You can skip the achievement "Star destroyer" destroying three pillars and creating fragments of the remaining one and so you make the moonlord summoner
Yeah. But he has to create another world because moonlord can't be summon in a world with any events.
Only destroying 3 pillars and making the last fragments still leaves one left, which will not allow you to summon him.
Making a new world won’t work, as you have to defeat all 4 pillars ( I learnt that the hard way) so you cannot skip ‘star destroyer’
Oliver Davey
You can use the 3 fragments to make the missing one
Oliver Davey you don’t have to kill the 4 pillars, just golem
1,000 subs with no videos but you can’t summon the ml while the celestial events are happening
"boots will be handy"
Wait what????
It's just like when you walk into gloves
And gloves will be footly
"Boots will be handy"
*You Hear Cartoon-ish Monkey sounds in the distance*
Lenny *OH TOODLES*
22:54 "Unexpected poison staff is unexpected."
Yes, and the floor here is made out of floor
r/ technically the truth
I was not expecting that, but I did expect so I it doesn't count
@@Ratheartz r/foundthemobileuser
@@mountain_hills reddit sucks and what so bad about being on mobile
@@jameslawley7587 i agree, reddit sucks, and i'm not saying mobile is bad, since im on mobile myself
31:17 didn't expect the JoJo reference.
41:03 Editing mistake. Kinda ironic since you're the one sniping the lihzards now.
wait a minute.. two hearted comments for you! lucky
B'ruh
Absolute heresy, rerender the whole thing
XD i said the same, dunno if its before but its a mistake, its obviously gonne be pointed out more than once xd
I legitimately thought it was supposed to be there and I was like “where are the laser cannons??”
16:30 “skeletron merchant is pretty good”
*skeletron:* here’s your bombs sir!
“I wanna imagine what expert fight would be like”
Me: (full molten armor, hellfire arrows, tons of beenades...)
*still dies*
It is hard just always remember that you can never have enough Benades and also reforge all you accessories to menacing
In the time i was still learning the game i try to beat bone boi with clockwork rifle (wall of flesh drop) with..(i think mithril armor) AND STILL DIE!!!!!! AHHHH!!
@@georgegeorge25812g beenades needs you to defeat queen bee
I beat WoF with Shadow Armor and flaming arrows + musket and silver bullets (no minishark bc broke)
Let's just say, this was my first run
I died 4 times and the 5th was right as WoF died
My hellevator was incomplete and the cavern was corrupt due to V
It wasn't fun ;-;
@@elementalaxe8308 just use a few dynamite and it will die ez pz
Imagine this: you aquire wings, can breathe in the upper hemisphere, yet you can't go to space
and then eventually, you stopped thinking.
This man just murdered a whole village of Guilds and had NO COMMENTS. One of those could have been my namesake Brandon 😭
37:15
*terrible midi-music starts playing*
"Why don't I hear boss music"
It's the perfect music to imply there is a boss you fear of tho
I remember that music lol
What do you mean? Thats what the normal plantera music is.
plontoro has owokan
Plontoro: *exists
VoidX: *Sad pianotera noises
Him: *Laser cannon is so releving to get rid of. No more random snipes*
U M
There are no lasers in jungle temples
It was the same text used as when he took out Prime's laser, it must have been an editing mistake.
@@peakiznea Yeah that's what I thought the first time I saw it there.
“Golem”
10:07 I hear the Fungal Wastes theme 8)
36:59 MY EARS
Same
Mashing kEYboArdsS are beAutiFul
It's beautiful, your ears are fine
"are ya winnin, son?"
this man who now has 20 stacks of souls on night because he had to farm for mech boss summons:
me: what does planterra theme spund like on piano
Crabbar: *yes*
Remember: DO NOT fall when your heart is lowered down.
"The latest guide just bursted into flames and then ashes infront of my eyes, i hope i dont end up in the same way"
-guide number 514
Ahh yes the normal mode skeletron haven't seen that creature since the arrival of expert mode.
Sweet, I wasn't the only one who used the cursed dart rifle method to take out mechs.
Cool.
the little music bit with the buff stations at 26:44 made me really happy, for some reason. thank you
41:03 glad to see the absence of the mechanical bosses in the temple
8:50
*Meet the Engineer*
*HEY LOOK BUDDY, I'M AN ENGINEER*
Dr. Joe E. Mammah that means I solve problems
Thanks for putting effort into those videos they’re very entertaining
thank you, this is really reassuring that I'm doing the right thing there
"Mech bosses summon items drops 1/2500 drop each"
26:46 **Sad noises while playing furnitures**
im glad i watched all of this, really good job
27:13 me with 3 mechanical skulls in a row: waht
Crabbar: **loses to Moon Lord**
Crabbar from future that actually used 1% of his power: *Pathetic*
You got an achievement "Awesome RUclipsr"
Ooooh
No Body
But....But.....But it makes him have more achievements......
Crab better go restart his life then.....
remington boyd
“Oh i got a new achievement”
“Guess i’ll restart”
@@remingtonboyd8841 no no no he just needs to make a second channel to skip the awesome youtuber achievment. The least attraction the video he posts he gets, the less people there are to give said achievment.
Crab: blows up spiders walls
Terraria devs: wait that wasn’t meant to happen let me check the code
I like the guy who flags every comme-
Crab bar: allow me to introduce myself
Brb gonna flag this one for harassment
@@CrabBar lmao
Fun fact: you cannot summon ML while Lunar Event is happening
Yeah, that's also a thing, ergh
Multiple, multiple worlds
@@CrabBar *Dab*
ok
COUGH words
@@CrabBar Which means grinding Mech bosses out _every darn time_. Ow. *Ow.*
Hi CrabBar! I was just rewatching some of these videos and felt that I should put this here, as I recently tried it. It is actually mandatory to get the 'Star Destroyer' achievement as the Moon Lord cannot be summoned while the Lunar Events are active. That means that you did still obtain the bare minimum amount of achievements! Yay! Anyway yeah, just thought that this might help someone who thought their game was bugged because they couldn't summon Moon Lord of something.
Well, since several words are allowed, he can make another world and spawn ML there, since he only requires Golem beaten to be spawned
@@MichurinGuy I am pretty sure you NEED to destroy all 4 pillars
@@FireFoxie1345 1. kill 3 pillars
2. go to other world and kill 3 more pillars
3. craft sigl
4. go to other world and kill golem
5. spawn ML
Wait was this really 56 minutes and 27 seconds? Felt like 10-20 minutes cuz so interesting and fun :)
**accidentally hits top of world while moon lord plays dying animation**
Love the soundtrack representation in this! Nice video!
crabbar: the mimics are now an endangered species
me who used a statue to kill thousands of them
Crawlpedes is just basically,
DING DONG YOUR LIFE IS GONE
More like swing swong your living license is gine
Gone*
@@gameringdudeguy1126 Just E D I T
"skeletron merchant"
what about his brother, skeletron merchant prime?
No one:
Crabbar: N Y O O M
*nobody,
Me: man, i spent a long time watching this. *Checks watch time* Well, I guess I'm going to finish it!
41:05 *getting rid of laser cannon is so relieving, no more random snipes*
*W A T*
wait a fuck
41:02
"Getting rid of laser cannon is so relieving, no more random snipes"
Excuse me what?
You brought the cursed rains down on *Destroyerfrica*
Ya, I know... That joke was quite a stretch, I'll go ahead and leave now.
Thanks
Thanks for posting a cool video that you enjoyed making!
*instead of frustrsting yourself w/ a "perfect run"*
"enjoyed"
* Accidentally gets Supreme Helper Minion! *
big quack yes
* accidentally gets every achievement at once *
26:42 Your boredness is at a 10/5, you had started to make a game with the music. That is immense boredom.
Im glad Im not the only one who does this
CrabBar: *does this*
Benched Achievement: I’m about to end this man’s whole career
I love the dart rifle method, I've always used it and thought it was my thing till I saw this vid
11:20 hollow knight music nice!
Celeste, Calamity, Terraria and even Antibirth music. You, my boy, have a really good taste.
35:41 Oh God I’m mad... me and my friend had to grind for 2 days to get 1 Uzi in Expert
Well, you know the first unwritten rule of Grinding: When you grind for something, you won't get it. And when you aren't, you get 50.
@@azetac_ *guide voodoo doll intensifies*
@@azetac_ more of: if you need something, you will never get it, but if you don’t need it, you get 70 biviginillon of them
This vid was so good i never realized its an hour long lmao
41:03 yes this is so annoying when that laser in the dungeon snipes you
41:03
This is quite an oversight. Anyway just want to point out for next time.
I actually watched this whole hour long video
I love coming back to this video it’s amazing to see something like this to ever be done.
I have an idea to get early platforms without getting the Timber! achievement. You can craft items as long as the materials necessary are in the chest and not in your inventory thus negating the Timber! achievement. However, I'm not entirely sure that crafting with wood won't trigger the achievement so do this with caution.
Good thinking, especially since as of 1.4 there is wood in chests now. Probably worth the testing