Rehab Center for Fictional Characters
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- Опубликовано: 19 май 2007
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music and lyrics by bo burnham
hey I'm Santa Claus,
I'm the king of snow
I hate my wife because
she is ho ho ho
She used to please me everyday
Then she made it clear
that Santa's only s'pose to come once year
Now i buy whores
Rock n roll
and i stuff their stockings
with my north pole
I had a wonderful life
With a healthy household
and a beautiful wife
and a pot full of gold
then my wife spent my riches all by herself
and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf
now i drink all day
and a part of me dies
cause my wife's gettin gangbanged
by the rice krispie guys
Everyday i get up, and i get to work late,
my boss says "hey whatsup?"
i say im grrrrrrowing tired of this shit
the kids they laugh cause im a sensitive cat
"big pussy!" i cant argue with that
if another kid gives me frosted flakes
i swear on my life, ill eat his parents.
im the easter bunny hey im back
used to funny now im hooked on crack
heaps of heroine aint no joke
marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke
coooooke
drugs for life thats my plan
but now i have no attention sp.....
hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick
i think they got herpes from some irish chick
santa, tony, could you guys please stop?
oh snap.....crackle and pop 
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This kid was 16 when this video came out. He's a comedic genius.
He is immortal you fucking bot
You don’t understand how unaccomplished this man makes me feel every day of my life
i can't believe he's turning 30 this year
Liam Saul ikr
I just turned 17 and this makes me feel unaccomplished
Why was his voice DEEPER..?
what do you mean
Michael Ray
Watch his newer stuff, his voice seems higher pitched, which is the opposite of what you'd expect.
He seems to be pitching it higher on purpose these days. Perhaps it's a part of his sexually ambiguous stage persona. Could also be for the sake of anonymity - no one who listens to his songs and specials would recognize his natural baritone out on the street or wherever.
he says it's because in his mind an alto is more appealing to the audience than a baritone
People change... Its called puberty, by the way.
i feel like bo actually has these voices in his head and he just renamed them for the song
Awperations but that's just a theory...a bo theory?
jj ye boi thanks for boing
😂😂😂
So you think he's a schizophrenic?
It's scary to think that your opinion might be considered fact...
"Yeah, I'm not doing good" Bo really quoted himself 14 years later
Definitely sounds like him
I caught that too. ruclips.net/video/Nn8TL12lXR0/видео.html
“Am I right back where I started 14 years ago”
@@TheMagicat thats th emeanignh
Wake up at 11:30, feeling like a bag of shit
I love that he sings in the voices of the characters.
Aristotle Sparks
I love that he can actually pull it off
if you close your eyes it's like they're all there
Oh snap... crackle and pop eheheheheh
What the fuck do you expect him to do?
@@TB__- fr like he has a good voice an is extremely musically talented but people act like every little thing he does is god like.
holy shit realizing hes only 25 now and how young he was, jesus
Wtf 40 seconds ago lol
Actually it's a storm drain
He's still 26...
That comment is also from 7 months ago
HunneBadger I was referring to the 27 comment. He's still not 27 and I don't get why people seem to be agreeing with that.
when the schizophrenia sets in and all the voices rush to your head
This comments at 420 likes 👌🏻
Edit : ok someone made it 421 that was not a gamer moment
1/1/2020 🎉
@King of the Rats so you jusr have Tony the tiger threatening to eat your parents
From what I've read voices are pretty boring and more just annoying than scary
LOL-
technically this would be DID/split personality disorder, this would also theoretically be possible as some people with did have a thing called fictional introjects where their brain just shoves a fictional character into the group of personalities that someone has
Easter bunny killed me and tony the tiger killed my parents
what an underrated comment
O h
I mean Tony warned ya
Thats not grrrrat
HE'S SO GOOD WHY IS HE SO GOOD
I DONT KNOW!!
YesReneau BECAUSE HE'S SPECIAL AND TALENTED
ALL CAPS TO SHOW EXCITEMENT
TheMaikiller cool
Because he's fucking Bo Yo
8 yrs ago... Damn. still some of the funniest shit on RUclips.
Ricky King 18 years ago it was 1997
crap I didn't even notice. I meant 8, must of added the 1 on accident. thanks.
skessler121 no
Ricky King Heck yeah it is!
+Ricky king yea I have to agree
probably literally no one is reading this but like can we just talk about how bo is like the only entertainer who is still themselves and hasnt whored themselves out for the publicity? like he literally still has the same humor and sarcasm and i just love him ok
Same...He is really talented.
There's John Mulaney. From what I've seen, he hasn't really changed.
Allegra while I agree he hasnt changed, hes far an away the ONLY entertainer to not have changed.
he's changed. he used to pride himself on offending people and crossing lines but now he values political correctness more. He says this in a few interviews n stuffs
I agree with what you said, but damn could you sound any more like a basic bitch. “Like like like literally literally literally”
Once his voice voice goes into Santa mode i was like WTF! Lmao
Oval Teen i know it was deep as shit lmao
ikr i was shook when i first heard it
#Deep
Same I was like “B-BO WHAT THE F-
his voice = #deep
Lmao
*whispers * #deeeeeeeep
Lmao, amazing reference
I read it in his voice before even realizing that was the joke
"I am grrrrrrrowing tired of this shit"
Oh my god I love Bo..
I think what hurts about his portrayal of Tony is I truly think he let himself into that one. It's basically his own voice, and he's a Leo. I know obviously lions and tigers aren't the same, but. Sensitive cat.
someone make an animated version of this
+CloudRazor I just searched it on here and found it :D
Actually nevermind lol
+Jordan Adams aha!
That was an emotional roller coaster.
ill make it
Am I the only one who thinks his hair would be super soft?
Not at all
+Shyla Thompson Nah
Shyla Thompson Yeah, that's not creepy at all. LOL
Of course it would be soft.
Shyla Thompson nope
This is like jon cozart's "after ever after" song on crack
yeah kinda
The easter bunny......
Yes
AA Ever After
12 years later I’m still shocked this is the way I found out Santa was a make believe character.
Omg I love that-
That- is- fucking amazing
Imagine telling people "Oh yeah I learned Santa wasn't real because of Bo Burnham."
No ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
IMAGINE
well hello there 2007, how nice to see you again.
Ella More nice profile pic
Ella More Ten years ago. *Ten* wow
@@smeeze8979 now 12 :(
Gianna A. Almost 13 now
@@FirstnameLastname-tv2cm 13 years now
Born to be a comedian. My friends were funny at 16 but damn no one I've ever met had this kind of comedic timing while also having amazing jokes that would still be funny 15 years later
This is just fantastic, I would love to see a sequel with more characters.
...Yes
Yes recreate it
isnt he like 16 in this wtf?!?
he's likfe 25 now
Shhhh don't question it
Atticus Albert bro, nice name
julia becker he was 18
Chris Kringle sounds like Bob from Bob's Burgers.
Omg trueee
no it's archer from archer....please get this
icyzeke bmx Bob, why are Russian mobsters attacking you?
tonys got to be based on patrick warburton.
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
When Patrick said screw you guys the first thing I thought was your ex wife probably did
AYYYY
😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
Poor Pat
HOLY SHIT
'She used to please me everyday
Then she made it clear
that Santaäs only s'pose to come once a year
damn, that's clever
Yes
i dont get it
@@AG-tl4pv how old are you
@@energeticgorilla old enough, i’m just dumb
@@AG-tl4pv so you get it or you still need an explanation?
it's 2024 and I can still recite this entire video word for word
The voices were amazing
The “oh snap, crackle and pop” line was Hilarious and is so under appreciated
oh boy, he seems happy, i wonder how happy he will be when he’s 30!
:(
lol! Lol! Laugh Aloud
Stop it righz now >:(
😂😀☺😐🙁😭
paint without the t (like me lmao)
His voice is #deep in this video.
lmao hahahahXD
Ayyyy
Finger guns
Well done.
I'm too used to his alto voice and I have to remind myself that he used his real voice for Tony The Tiger
I think hes slightly makin a lil douchier than his normal voice
He's changed so much… and also not at all
Humans are weird
this
I eat paper 📃 😋
I remember watching this when it came out while I was in middle school. I kind of understood it, but I never realized how bad it was, haha.
do you mean "bad" as in inappropriate? because this is genius!
•Brandy Nicholee• I would hope so.
Yes I meant inappropriate, guys! I still love his songs, haha.
how tf is it 'genius'
if you start singing any part of a bo burnham in my family house you WILL be joined by a chorus of others reciting xp
that's so happy =)
Damn I played repeat stuff hella loud, got grounded lol
@John The Slavic soldier FINGER YOU OHHHH FINGER YOU!! was the part that my mom decided to walk in on
@@Roman-ei9zx shiiitttt
I was listening to 'Nearly Witches' by P!ATD, The riff reminded me so much of this
I CAN'T UNHEAR IT NOW THANKS
Now I hear it. . . Thanks
😂
+Breener It's a pretty generic riff. Super campy, y'know?
Breener oml it reminds me of that too
As someone who's a big fan of Bo's stuff, the "I'm Kris Kringle, I'm a sex addict" line probably shouldn't have surprised me as much as it did.
I just realized Bo would be an exelent D&D player...
Lol
I think he would be a dm...
True!
He switches characters so well :D
HOW DOES HIS VOICE CHANGE THAT QUICKLY DANG
God I remember one of my friends in high school going “hey you should check this dude out he’s funny as shit” and showing me this video in the cafeteria, and the “cooOOOKE” part became an inside joke for months. God damn Bo, you are such a legend.
he was so young, omg, i can't handle it. but for real, this kid is a genius.
im back here, bo is 30 and has released 'inside', hes not...well
It’s almost like he knew he’d be making a live show. He said “this next song”.
I was three when this was posted.... I can drive now. No RUclips video had ever held up this well for this long
Congratulations!
I was born when this was posted.
Same
I was about to be born when this was posted
So you're about the age he was when he posted this haha.
I can’t believe this video is 15 years old! I remember listening to this over and over with my friends, back when I still had friends, in junior high. Man the years flew by.
I know, right?! Where the fuck did the time go?! 💔💔💔
Seriously
This is funny but also has a depressing vibe to it, it captures comedy with sadness perfectly
“Oh snap...crackle and pop.” Bo has always been a genius.
im sorry but that irish accent 😂😂
It's actually a storm drain
your friendly neighborhood lvl 9 technician actually it's a storm drrain*
14 years later and he finally grew face pubes, good job bo
Man I remember first watching this, feels like forever ago. I had to shovel through liked vids to find this gem. worth it
i love it when people get offended by the content on this channel
so never?
This was the first video of Bo's that I ever saw. Bizarre to see again after so much time has passed. Absolutely brilliant artist.
I love the Irish voice
IAmADragonHearMeRoar it’s the best one because it works so well
She blew a keebler elf
"I'll eat his parents.."😂
Hell yeah Tony will
This was always my favorite. The voices are so great.
Bo burnham + Irish accent = fetus Niall Horan?????
thats exactly what i was about to put.
Emilee Isn't Cool YAAAAAAAASSSSSSD
I thought the same... Louis Tomlinson vs Bo Burnham who made the Irish accent better.
oh snap! crackle and pop!
This would make a good SNL skit.
SNL should really ask Bo to host. I had a small hope that he would have done so to promote "what." but he doesn't really seem into promoting his work (ex. Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous).
ReallyRandomRoska
what. was the most incredible thing I've ever seen or heard
This is too good for snl
The fact that hes still getting love to this day is just proof that humanity is saved
How can a person be so good at, accents, the guitar, the piano, composing, and comedy. Like what!
Haven't seen an Oxford comma for a long time
If this guy is not Jon Cozarts inspiration...idek...
I completely forgot about this but I’m back after inside
“What was your favorite fairy tale as a kid?”
“This one is hard to explain-“
Love how this was recommended 13 years after
why is this recommended to me now? thirteen years later. either way thank you!!!
i love this man! I'm so glad he ended up making it big. Well done Bo!
I'm not. He hates the fame.
this aged well
I call this the Bowl Burnham
[TGR] Clockwork why did the word "bowl" remind me of the upcoming spelling bee at my school?
this hits different when your one of the only people commenting in 2021
Fr tho
Dude bo i seriously wish i could see u in a concert or something i watch what. Everyday and laugh everytime. Good Job and keep it up.
Oh snap.........crackle and pop
oh snap
I swear to God that's the mist hilarious man I've ever seen
I was obsessed with this song when I was 14. Jesus Christ 2009 was a weird time
Wholy shi- this came out when I was born!! Why is this on my recommended now?!?! I ain't complaining tho.
same homie
Same
Haha I thought for sure that he would include Jesus as one of the characters
It is about fictional characters.
ozarkjuggalo ba dum pish here?
Jesus was proven to be a real person.
And here, we see the obvious troll in his natural habitat, a RUclips comments section.
MonkeyBoyGaming
how?
I bet this guy would heal the world with comedy
13 yrs ago...wow the RUclips algorithm is so on point.
That face that he was my age in the video is crazy. he's such a genius. even his new stuff. I love you Bo no homo
Bomo
Anyone here 14 years later?
yeah man got my first pube too
shoutout to everyone from post covid 2021 i loved watching the new BO videos back when i was in highschool this video came out my freshman year
You and me and my pal....
I grew up watching Bo in middle school. Now I’m still revisiting because I’ll randomly sing his stuff in my head lmao. Just realized I was 7 when he started making videos, crazy.
No one:
not a single soul:
RUclips: hey wanna see a 13 year old vid
The answer is yes
This was posted a few days after my birthday. BEST PRESENT EVER!!
This is just phenomenal. Love watching his older videos. Such a throwback to those days. The beginning of youtube. I use to watch bo all the time when youtube started up first.
i keep coming back to this cause its genius
For over ten years now, it never gets old and not enough people know…
Only been a few days since I rewatched Inside. Miss you, bro. This was the first video of yours I ever watched back in the day and I can’t tell you how much I just appreciate all you do.
Honestly I'm so glad this was in my recommended. I remember finding bo burnham and jon lajoie right around the same time back in middle school on the family computer. Goddamn.
He’s so fucking grrrrrrreat! Been watching this since it came out and I will never get tired of it.
"Hey I'm Chris Kringle, I'm a sex addict." 😭😭😭😂😂
there is something really satisfying about this song
Man, I can't believe I've been a fan of him for 14 years now..damn.
well youtube this was recommended to me 13 years too late
this was uploaded the exact day i was born, i'm a little concerned
One of my favorites of all time by Bo!!!
as someone who’s been to rehab 3 times this is fucking hilarious
I keep expecting the laughter that comes with these perfectly timed bo jokes... and then I remember he's a teen in his room. BRO Inside is real.
This video is older than me lol. I guess bo's comedy is loved by all ages
I just had to check...yep still a banger in 2021! Lmfao!!
Grrrrrowing tired of this shit
Why is this recommended to me tHIRTEEN YEARS AFTER IT WAS UPLOADED
I WAS LITERALLY 2 WHEN IT WAS MADE
I-
I WAS TWO AS WELL AND IT WAS RECOMMENDED what are the odds tbh same age watched it within the same week
@@leira4622 I knOw right-
@@AroMaybeAce hgdhdHDKRNRK
Oh my goodness! I love that Bo has been around as long as some people have been alive, that's wild to me. 😂
*Patrick* : You know what, I'm going, screw you guys.
*Tony and Santa* : Your wife already did.