Would You Take 10k or Fight a Grizzly for 5 Million?

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @cloudstrife3074
    @cloudstrife3074 Год назад +6318

    That 10k is easily one of the greatest investment's of human history.

    • @kys290
      @kys290 Год назад

      @Ayla 🥹 bitch no one cares

    • @eddieoliver8610
      @eddieoliver8610 Год назад +6

      😅😅😅

    • @colingrimm319
      @colingrimm319 Год назад +10

      Bring it on yogi

    • @kys290
      @kys290 Год назад +6

      @@colingrimm319 ok I’ll give you an extra 500k if you fight the cocaine bear

    • @kys290
      @kys290 Год назад +5

      @@andersondalmeus1406well tell god I said hi cause that bear gonna send you to him

  • @ExtrovertedIntrovert123
    @ExtrovertedIntrovert123 Год назад +2446

    There is a reason why when grizzlies attack there's not much of a body to find afterwards.

    • @tylorcooper1937
      @tylorcooper1937 Год назад +45

      Thats because they eat you

    • @marshie5434
      @marshie5434 Год назад +90

      ​​@@tylorcooper1937 Great job!! You got the joke 🎉🎉

    • @lukelyon1781
      @lukelyon1781 Год назад

      There's a reason why there is no protocol to encountering a Grizzly in order to guarantee survival. Because you'll just die.

    • @tylorcooper1937
      @tylorcooper1937 Год назад +11

      @@marshie5434 wow thanks my hero

    • @WakeUpToReality...
      @WakeUpToReality... Год назад +1

      ​@@tylorcooper1937 Alive

  • @shadowninja2338
    @shadowninja2338 Год назад +3975

    “If you ever see in the forest fighting a grizzly bear HELP THE BEAR”-Mystikal

    • @xilentjay4298
      @xilentjay4298 Год назад +39

      😭

    • @lotus8905
      @lotus8905 Год назад

      Cuz that bitch gonna need it

    • @riotman3579
      @riotman3579 Год назад +104

      Me: Dont worry i'll help by being 100 miles away

    • @markbelich2367
      @markbelich2367 Год назад +27

      thats exactly what i thought as soon as he said it! lmao

    • @onehitwonders7729
      @onehitwonders7729 Год назад +1

      Cause that bitch gonna need it

  • @poshiblitz
    @poshiblitz Год назад +729

    They literally asked would you rather have money or be ripped apart while your still alive

    • @jordanfelt5978
      @jordanfelt5978 Год назад +11

      I mean, "literally" is the wrong way to put it, but I see what you're saying.

    • @odacova3319
      @odacova3319 Год назад +20

      @@jordanfelt5978 What else are they saying?

    • @jordanfelt5978
      @jordanfelt5978 Год назад

      @@odacova3319 if you don't get it I'm not going to bother explaining it. That's not what they 'literally' said in the video. 'Figuratively' they did so. Good Lord, you people really don't know how words work, do you?

    • @47ratsinahoodie
      @47ratsinahoodie Год назад +13

      @@jordanfelt5978 Actually since words have the meanings we give them, the use of 'literally' where 'figuratively' should be used basically lets 'literally' also mean 'figuratively' while still having people know what you mean. It's been a while since I've learned this information but I will _literally_ always remember it even if I can't explain all the ins and outs

    • @jordanfelt5978
      @jordanfelt5978 Год назад

      @@47ratsinahoodie no, words have specific meanings for a reason. I don't know what kind of mental gymnastics you had to do to get to your conclusion. But you sound ridiculous.

  • @Mxrley
    @Mxrley Год назад +296

    “You ever see fighting in the forest with a grizzly bear… HELP ME!” Nice reference😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @malone4735
    @malone4735 Год назад +2418

    Take That 10K And RUN!
    Grizzly Bears Ain’t No Joke 🐻 😂😂

    • @Jellyman4
      @Jellyman4 Год назад +34

      Running ain't a option when the Grizzly is still fast af. Easy 10K not even looking at the bear.

    • @schizopenguin
      @schizopenguin Год назад +4

      ​@@Jellyman4 WHEN THE FUCK DID THEY SAY TO RUN FROM THE BEAR

    • @Jellyman4
      @Jellyman4 Год назад +19

      @@schizopenguin
      Woah, easy Jamal. Don't pull out the 9.

    • @maxmanchik
      @maxmanchik Год назад +1

      ​@@schizopenguin Dude, it doesn't matter. If a grizzly smelt you anywhere near it's territory, you're dead. It doesn't matter if you're a kilometre away or somewhere really high, because as long as he smells you, you're dead meat. The only way to survive an encounter with grizzly is to lie down and pretend to be dead, because then it might see you as a weak animal that has gotten on it's territory by accident

    • @chachies695
      @chachies695 Год назад +1

      Bro I’ll fight the bear dark souls style

  • @megakaioken9386
    @megakaioken9386 Год назад +965

    This is the clearest instance I ever seen of "dont get greedy", just take the 10k and be on your way. All the money in the world aint worth a damn if you dont live long enough to spend it.

    • @aliyahsulaiman11
      @aliyahsulaiman11 Год назад

      We are humans we are born to be greedy and try dumb shit to make us feel alive.

    • @lurking_doc6657
      @lurking_doc6657 Год назад +10

      Imma give the money to my brother and family, even if I die

    • @lamename8030
      @lamename8030 Год назад

      ​@@lurking_doc6657 too bad you died now youre broke

    • @forcezip9852
      @forcezip9852 Год назад +11

      Well folks we tried to save this guy.
      how much money the you Want to bet he doesn't even last 5 minutes if hes running
      Well His heart is going to the right place.

    • @thecod2345
      @thecod2345 Год назад +3

      @@forcezip9852 I mean hear me out, they said nothing about prep time.
      You could buy a tank as an investment just for the fight and sell it after. A grizzly bear is crazy but there is no way it can solo a dude in a tank. It’s just a business expense when the profit is 5 mil.

  • @alecjohnson531
    @alecjohnson531 Год назад +434

    I once helped my grandfather decorate a skull of a grizzly bear for a client and all the steps and precautions the guy went through to put that bear down was some real life batman planning. The scariest thing I learned is most high caliber rounds people can get would bounce off that bad boy's skull. I'll take the 10k 100%. Bears are truly a creature to respect.

    • @coreymorris4630
      @coreymorris4630 Год назад +5

      @@HoleDiggingJanitoryea I’ve heard cases of cross bows putting them down

  • @wickeli
    @wickeli Год назад +249

    Really speaks volumes when you realize that most grizzly bears avoid moose

    • @profesionalshitposter675
      @profesionalshitposter675 Год назад +57

      and you should avoid moose to they arent just menaces to society if humans dint have guns we woudnt be able to live where they live

    • @classyrobot5648
      @classyrobot5648 Год назад +16

      ...What? Oh... i didnt know that. Thats horrifying, thanks!

    • @eduardopantoja9115
      @eduardopantoja9115 Год назад +11

      Moose are dangerous creatures

    • @ricardotillman3835
      @ricardotillman3835 Год назад +7

      Yes a grizzly would think 2x before even messing with a moose

    • @GodsDissapointment
      @GodsDissapointment Год назад +7

      Yea i just went down this rabbit hole of learning about moose after seeing this video of a moose casually flipping a truck because the people inside kept harrassing it. If moose were carnivores human race would be packed up.

  • @arachnid6691
    @arachnid6691 Год назад +81

    “Predator struggled with”
    5 seconds later
    *Gets back up and 1 punches it

    • @Abominatrix650
      @Abominatrix650 Год назад +27

      He also said "for a little bit"

    • @firewolfandrewb
      @firewolfandrewb 10 месяцев назад +7

      Tbf that was still longer than most things are shown to last against the Predator.

    • @TheFallen-ff4xn
      @TheFallen-ff4xn 8 месяцев назад +7

      Bro predators go against xenonorphs if a bear can still rag doll their ass even if they get one shotted after I ain’t messing with a bear bro they could probably rip a predator in two if they tried enough

    • @arachnid6691
      @arachnid6691 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@TheFallen-ff4xn no the predator 1 tapped the bear

  • @gamedammeister2934
    @gamedammeister2934 Год назад +958

    “God took his time with bears. They can out run, out climb, and out swim you.” - Casual Geographic

    • @Oyi_14
      @Oyi_14 Год назад +37

      Crocodiles most big cats snakes and a slew of other predators can do all those things im still trying to figure out how humanity managed to not have any natural predators

    • @thatoneguy2546
      @thatoneguy2546 Год назад +53

      @@Oyi_14 Opposable thumbs babyy!!!

    • @communadog7874
      @communadog7874 Год назад +28

      ​@@Oyi_14 we outrun most things actually, at least we did at the time they were a huge threat, with our ability to use tools on top of that most predators must think we are just not worth it most of the time

    • @jf_kein_k8590
      @jf_kein_k8590 Год назад +14

      @@communadog7874 Don't we just have more endurance than most animals? Y'know, the whole pursuit hunter thing?

    • @morijin9552
      @morijin9552 Год назад

      @@jf_kein_k8590 maybe the animals that’s not really dangerous

  • @chillwill2918
    @chillwill2918 Год назад +944

    10K is the only option unless you're Yujiro Hanma.

    • @sinxpride6910
      @sinxpride6910 Год назад +75

      Or anyone of the main guys from baki verse all of them ridiculously strong

    • @leidiot1367
      @leidiot1367 Год назад +88

      "and then the bear hanma was born"

    • @dimplest
      @dimplest Год назад +55

      @@leidiot1367 ah hell nah you didn’t have to say that

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 Год назад +42

      ​@@leidiot1367 At THAT point I'm booking it off the God dang planet

    • @bonkai09
      @bonkai09 Год назад +4

      Or a Pichu😉

  • @mr.valeyard8810
    @mr.valeyard8810 Год назад +1077

    “If it’s black, fight back. If it’s brown, get on the ground. If it’s white… you finna die”
    - Casual Geographic

  • @cclutchcollective
    @cclutchcollective Год назад +80

    The 10k is easily the best choice. I ain't suicidal enough to square up with a bear.

  • @monkeyspark2613
    @monkeyspark2613 Год назад +89

    Mfs in russia: "this is just an everage Sunday morning for me."

  • @lucks4fools978
    @lucks4fools978 Год назад +1203

    I know we men like to think we can beat a bear. But them bears will maul us to death before we can blink.

    • @yeetusdeletus7256
      @yeetusdeletus7256 Год назад +148

      Realisticly, even if the bear was literally standing still and doing absolutely nothing, you could still barely hurt it.

    • @brytonup1551
      @brytonup1551 Год назад +28

      @@yeetusdeletus7256 I think if I had my spear I could keep it away for thirty minutes, I’d get big as possible with the spear then when it charges stab to the neck. But it would prob still claw me before it bled out

    • @JohnPerry27
      @JohnPerry27 Год назад +67

      I'm a different breed of dillusional and even I know it's up for me if I ever have to fight any bear, much less a grizzly.

    • @ihatebilly4675
      @ihatebilly4675 Год назад +30

      @@JohnPerry27 I think I could beat a wolf and even I know know I get shit stomped by a bear

    • @Vonir-Slater
      @Vonir-Slater Год назад +82

      @@brytonup1551 Bro thinks he’s a spartan 💀

  • @yseson_
    @yseson_ Год назад +650

    30 minutes? Half an hour? That’s 29 minutes of the Grizzly just mutilating what’s left of your corpse

    • @theprofessor4332
      @theprofessor4332 Год назад +67

      You mean 29 minutes & 30 seconds right. Cuz I'm damn sure most people will die out of heart attack when they see such a vicious animal coming at them to kill 😂😂

    • @yseson_
      @yseson_ Год назад +13

      @@theprofessor4332 🤣

    • @jasonwittlin7460
      @jasonwittlin7460 Год назад

      will we have guns

    • @Pokemaster-wg9gx
      @Pokemaster-wg9gx Год назад +4

      This is assuming you’re just fucking dropped into an enclosed ring with nothing for some reason which isn’t the terms actually, there’s no restrictions on what you can do before the fight or what you can do to the bear so just prep for a bear hunt 😂 you could even get fucking ridiculous with it and just blow the damn thing up and that 5 million is yours lel

    • @infinitechumbucket
      @infinitechumbucket Год назад +13

      ​@@jasonwittlin7460 if yes you should aim between the eyes
      Your own eyes a gun won't be any good if it already coming at you

  • @makotoren7266
    @makotoren7266 Год назад +191

    It held its own against The Predator, A sentence that can make men that think they can beat certain animals rethink

    • @Magi_H2U
      @Magi_H2U Год назад +31

      The fact that the bear in the movie is capable of doing this is something I never want to fuck around with.

    • @DetElliottStabler
      @DetElliottStabler Год назад +4

      ​@@Magi_H2U all i have to do is bring a shotgun then the ten mil is mine😂😂😂😂

    • @Magi_H2U
      @Magi_H2U Год назад +11

      @@DetElliottStabler Lmao yeah, just be sure not to miss the headshot tho lol.

    • @Moonveil69
      @Moonveil69 Год назад +6

      @@DetElliottStabler what fights you been in that let you use a shotgun? There’s a crap load on of imaginable loopholes but I’m sure the mf with the 5 mil not dumb enough not to specify…
      If he is,bring the shotgun 🤣

    • @DetElliottStabler
      @DetElliottStabler Год назад +5

      @@Moonveil69 Resident Evil 1, Resident Evil Zero, and Resident Evil Revelations 2

  • @xTekij
    @xTekij Год назад +28

    “If you ever see me in a fight with a grizzly bear, HELP ME” 😭

  • @HelloThere_42
    @HelloThere_42 Год назад +42

    If you somehow survived the bear, the 5m would probably be able to pay for your hospital bills

  • @KR91201
    @KR91201 Год назад +485

    A grizzly bear can literally slap someone's head off their shoulders. Rather a 10k than being fucked up by a bear.

    • @filthycasual927
      @filthycasual927 Год назад +28

      Oh yeah i there was on giant grizzly that slapped a mooses head clean off with one full force hit a human is literally a toothpick to em

    • @KR91201
      @KR91201 Год назад +19

      @Filthy Casual and those mofos are like tanks on legs, 5 million dollars is simply not worth it at all.

    • @chrislanglois8275
      @chrislanglois8275 Год назад

      im setting up a claymore b4 the fight or taking the 10k. otherwise i better get shotgun or other weapon thatll explode its head or blow a basketball sized hole thru its chest and i better get more than 1 good shot and position. but even then id prefer a the claymore or 10k. grizzlys u take the fetal position and pray to every god even the 1s u just imagined up on the fly when u run out of religions. lol

    • @ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899
      @ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899 Год назад

      @@chrislanglois8275 the fight doesn't involve weapons and now the offer is 200 billion for 24 hours completely naked and on a to meter wide arena what do you do

    • @billy75chook80
      @billy75chook80 Год назад +1

      ​@@ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899he never said you were fighting the bear straight away, with prep time you can just use fire to keep the bear away for 30 minutes

  • @BigBadBari
    @BigBadBari Год назад +710

    There's no rules... NUKE THE BEAR

    • @povyourmad785
      @povyourmad785 Год назад +85

      man I know u spam the orbital Canon in gta5 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @datawoods830
      @datawoods830 Год назад +41

      He ain’t wrong

    • @dux5525
      @dux5525 Год назад +66

      Do you happen to just have a few nukes laying around?

    • @gameinsane4718
      @gameinsane4718 Год назад +51

      Nope, fight has to last the full 30 minutes. Spider-Man 2002 rules

    • @softsoapfish7361
      @softsoapfish7361 Год назад

      LEGALIZE NUCLEAR BOMBS

  • @krzysztof8177
    @krzysztof8177 Год назад +186

    A man from florida would still somehow walk out with 5 million.

    • @aspebb
      @aspebb Год назад +17

      Americans are wild, bro. I love em 😂

    • @infectedinfantry1887
      @infectedinfantry1887 Год назад +18

      In a body bag that is

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 Год назад

      @@aspebb He said Floridaman. That is not a normal American. That is a drugged up lunatic with crazy that sometimes leans into brilliance,

    • @Spiceodog
      @Spiceodog Год назад +19

      A Texas manwould too. A Texan because they have assault rifles . A Florida man cuz he found a frying pan and Was somehow able to take it down with that

    • @SnekOil
      @SnekOil Год назад +5

      ​@@Spiceodog Texans aren't the only ones with assault rifles

  • @filipe_paixao
    @filipe_paixao Год назад +31

    They never said you had to fight with your body, rent a tank and boop the bear a little for 30 minutes 😂

  • @womanofdemise1661
    @womanofdemise1661 Год назад +24

    The 4 horseman of nature you don't wanna fuck with Gorilla, Tiger, Grizzly Bear and Hippopotamus

    • @tobeyparker3459
      @tobeyparker3459 Год назад +2

      Lion: Am I a joke to you?

    • @alexbulicek7912
      @alexbulicek7912 Год назад +1

      ​@@tobeyparker3459compared to the others it is

    • @tobeyparker3459
      @tobeyparker3459 Год назад

      @@alexbulicek7912 I don't think a gorilla stands a chance against a lion when they always get eaten by leopards

    • @alexbulicek7912
      @alexbulicek7912 Год назад +1

      @@tobeyparker3459 it's usually a small gorilla or if it's a big gorilla it gets snuck up on

    • @alexbulicek7912
      @alexbulicek7912 Год назад +1

      @@tobeyparker3459 a lot of the times when it's a fair fight the leopard gets demolished

  • @tommyhayes511
    @tommyhayes511 Год назад +309

    Now imagine that bear on drugs

    • @andersonreyes6980
      @andersonreyes6980 Год назад +41

      Ah yes the famous cocaine bear

    • @chomperms
      @chomperms Год назад +9

      You could win by bear having heart attack

    • @aliyahsulaiman11
      @aliyahsulaiman11 Год назад

      Just pray to God he has it before he attacks you because grizzly bears will fight to the death even with internal bleeding.

    • @chuckmcgill522
      @chuckmcgill522 Год назад +5

      @@andersonreyes6980well cocain bear was a black bear, still terrifying

    • @WhiteNoBeard471
      @WhiteNoBeard471 Год назад +9

      ​@@andersonreyes6980still not scarier than a viagra dolphin

  • @8cutstrings
    @8cutstrings Год назад +170

    I did once meet a person who thought they were beating a grizzly.
    The only person I met that was dumber was a person who thought they could manhandle a Komodo Dragon.

    • @calilee2212
      @calilee2212 Год назад +12

      Yea he a special case

    • @Spiceodog
      @Spiceodog Год назад +2

      I easily could. I’d just shoot it with an assault rifle

    • @8cutstrings
      @8cutstrings Год назад +9

      @@Spiceodog
      I meant bare handed

    • @jaczylijaaleniepowiemkto3243
      @jaczylijaaleniepowiemkto3243 Год назад +18

      ​@@Spiceodog My brother in Christ, nearly any weapon weaker than a grenade launcher will just piss the bear off.
      Even if it's mortally wounded, the bear will stay alive just about long enough to also kill *you.*

    • @childoflight9084
      @childoflight9084 Год назад +17

      ​@@Spiceodog my friend, you need at least an armour piercing round to hurt a bear. Tyeyve been kniw to just run through shotgun fire

  • @marcusrimson6330
    @marcusrimson6330 Год назад +193

    I'm taking the 10K, what psychopath would try to fight a grizzly bear?

    • @toast1boy
      @toast1boy Год назад +19

      The kind with a big gun. Or a lot of tranquilizers.

    • @sonicman45611
      @sonicman45611 Год назад +5

      This psychopath

    • @mattbryant8320
      @mattbryant8320 Год назад +16

      @@toast1boy it said fight a grizzly bear. Not shoot it 😂😂😂

    • @TheEnigmaticBM39
      @TheEnigmaticBM39 Год назад +3

      Russians

    • @aliyahsulaiman11
      @aliyahsulaiman11 Год назад +1

      ​ you better run them hands to your death.

  • @frostyobama2583
    @frostyobama2583 Год назад +27

    You know it’s bad when people recommend spraying a grizzly with bear spray instead of just shooting it

  • @KennyLunacy
    @KennyLunacy Год назад +10

    That Mystikal reference flew over so many peoples' heads.

  • @titanus261
    @titanus261 Год назад +228

    "How did you die"
    "Fighting a bear"
    "Such a noble end for a warrior"
    "I couldnt win the 5 millions in play tho"
    "Yo Gerald, we have another breed of stupid who though he could beat a bear"

  • @Aethrin
    @Aethrin Год назад +33

    It took Lewis's and Clark's crew 50 shots to even slow down the grizzly they encountered.

  • @omabrax0555
    @omabrax0555 Год назад +137

    Whoever asked that question must think we are Yujiro Hanma. No thanks, give me that 10k

    • @ultimatepredatorx2937
      @ultimatepredatorx2937 Год назад +18

      And yujiro killed a polar bear of all bears and thats not the biggest thing he has killed.

    • @Armendicus
      @Armendicus Год назад +16

      @@ultimatepredatorx2937 Yeah that mutant elephant was some godzilla shit!! Then he ate it.

    • @Spiceodog
      @Spiceodog Год назад +3

      Or a texan

  • @nitroexsplosion
    @nitroexsplosion Год назад +6

    I thought it said $5 Mill for five minutes. THIRTY MINUTES?? That's enough time for the bear to kill, clean, prep, and eat you and have some time left over to watch the Salmon spawn. Run me that $10k I've got some car maintenance to do lol.

  • @dencosfinest7941
    @dencosfinest7941 Год назад +8

    As a wise man once said, "if you see me in the forest fighting a grizzly bear, HELP THE BEAR"

  • @doriankamanzi6874
    @doriankamanzi6874 Год назад +59

    I have never had an easier discussion in my life

  • @seandewar47
    @seandewar47 Год назад +50

    I remember a wise man once said "God took his time with bears".
    Also in terms of Climbing, Grizzlies aren't as good at Climbing as Black bears, their claws and bulk makes climbing a bit more difficult for them.
    EDIT: Not saying they can't climb at all, they absolutely can. It's just they're less likely to do it and won't go very far up a tree(Not that it would need to). They're more likely to camp out below the tree and wait for you to come down than come up after you

    • @metallord6960
      @metallord6960 Год назад

      So just chill out for 30 minutes?

    • @linkholder
      @linkholder Год назад +1

      ​@@metallord6960 imagine its just a big ass white cube with nothing in it lol

    • @seandewar47
      @seandewar47 Год назад +3

      @@metallord6960 The challenge say "Fight" a grizzly bear, not "stay around" one, so no. Besides if you don't climb high enough the bear can simply grab you from a low hanging branch

  • @kharijordan6426
    @kharijordan6426 Год назад +38

    The animal itself is a way to describe someone's death.
    A grizzly end is a saying.

  • @Mihdndo
    @Mihdndo Год назад +13

    This is truly the clip i need

  • @legolord4483
    @legolord4483 Год назад +5

    Ten thousand. I was born an idiot, not a fool.

  • @supershotgun6921
    @supershotgun6921 Год назад +148

    The worst thing about bears is they won't wait for you to die before they start eating.

  • @jamesseibert7950
    @jamesseibert7950 Год назад +32

    Thats why you should always bring a friend when you go into the woods. You don't have to be faster than the bear just your friend.

    • @controversialwaterhose1333
      @controversialwaterhose1333 Год назад +4

      Nah bear getting a 2 piece

    • @linkholder
      @linkholder Год назад +6

      ​​​​@@controversialwaterhose1333 good thing we aint friends cause I'd leave a dumbass.

  • @WheezyOutta
    @WheezyOutta Год назад +94

    Whoever asked this question to begin with must've been from Florida or Texas because there is no damn way a normal individual is fighting a bear

    • @Armendicus
      @Armendicus Год назад +7

      Yep and I bet they're strapped to the gills.

    • @absolutezerochill2700
      @absolutezerochill2700 Год назад +4

      @@Armendicus a bear is mostly impervious to hunting rifles

    • @kokun-kun
      @kokun-kun Год назад

      Or russia

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 Год назад

      @@absolutezerochill2700 Have you seen the Fat Mac?

    • @absolutezerochill2700
      @absolutezerochill2700 Год назад +4

      @@bthsr7113 sorry, I said mostly impervious when I meant impervious to MOST

  • @rasheekamackey9821
    @rasheekamackey9821 Год назад +9

    Unless you built like Yujiro Hanma you should not be fighting no bear 😂

  • @The_Dummy_thyneself
    @The_Dummy_thyneself Год назад +2

    Pfeifer Zeliska would make the bear’s life quite grim in 5 seconds.

  • @DomBStudios
    @DomBStudios Год назад +237

    I wouldn't fight a bear unless I was Russian

    • @Grzmichuj2137
      @Grzmichuj2137 Год назад +22

      They don't fight bears, they either befriend them during a drunk escapade or get killed

    • @chanbricks4461
      @chanbricks4461 Год назад

      Russians are just natural druids when it comes to bears

    • @bagicool7172
      @bagicool7172 Год назад +3

      ​@@Grzmichuj2137Nah, we just tame them as our dogs

    • @AryanSingh-yy9mw
      @AryanSingh-yy9mw Год назад +1

      ​@@bagicool7172 so you still don't fight them

    • @ci7210
      @ci7210 Год назад +2

      Nah MMA fighter Khabib ain't getting that 5 million

  • @totallynotjason3556
    @totallynotjason3556 Год назад +19

    In this scenario, can you imagine how terrifying a person could be if they killed a bear in one tap like Yujiro Hama timing.

  • @OOKAMI3483
    @OOKAMI3483 Год назад +15

    That Mama Bear from the movie "Cocaine Bear" is the type of bear you don't wanna mess with

  • @michigan-kentuckyfan5733
    @michigan-kentuckyfan5733 Год назад +1

    Bears and animals like them are exactly the first reason why I laugh at people who want to ban guns

  • @ianyoder2537
    @ianyoder2537 Год назад +1

    During the 1800s gorillas were hunted for spore but bears were feared as bulletproof man eaters who could chase you down in hours back.

  • @Bate.v19
    @Bate.v19 Год назад +9

    "You a different breed if you think you can fight a grizzly bear"
    Iron Mike: "lemme show this young blood up"

  • @lukeskywalker82
    @lukeskywalker82 Год назад +13

    "Oh yea sure I'll fight that bear, no problem, hang on."
    *Brings a Barrett M82 and starts a "fight" from 1 km away from the bear on an open field*

    • @SenatiaA
      @SenatiaA Год назад

      That's the only way

    • @johngona5929
      @johngona5929 Год назад +1

      Simo Hayha that sh*t... I like your style.

    • @Onlyfiend
      @Onlyfiend Год назад +1

      That's the only way you're gonna kill it, any other scenario that doesn't involve explosions of anything kind will result in death.
      You also better hope to God that Nature is on your side

    • @lukeskywalker82
      @lukeskywalker82 Год назад

      @@Onlyfiend well, since you're already pointing it out....
      *Takes bear traps and camo with himself*
      Not leaving anything to chance. On my side? I'm one with the nature, no need for that now

  • @Shroobi
    @Shroobi Год назад +8

    "either die or take 10,000 dollars"
    this is a tough one

  • @DvLUH
    @DvLUH Год назад +1

    I think if I was the one on cocaine my chances would increase exponentially.

  • @luzalterfem4739
    @luzalterfem4739 Год назад +1

    You know someone is a southerner, when they think that they can kill a bear with a Gun.

  • @ADAJ342
    @ADAJ342 Год назад +34

    Note that bears have been recorded tanking a few shotgun shots before going down and can catch up to horses in short bursts.
    And yeah, they're fast climbers.
    This is a hell no.

    • @RaxusXeronos
      @RaxusXeronos Год назад +1

      We're talking the BIGGEST land predator, hell no I ain't trying to fighta bear.

    • @RaxusXeronos
      @RaxusXeronos Год назад +1

      @@lucienhaulotte4049 meant BEARs in general but yeah Polar Bears are bigger.

  • @jackhanver1420
    @jackhanver1420 Год назад +17

    I already made my decision once I heard "free" and it cemented itself after I heard the word bear

  • @trueaura369
    @trueaura369 Год назад +14

    The person who made that heavily underestimates a bear

  • @mattericarichards8462
    @mattericarichards8462 Год назад +1

    The cocaine bear is definitely one you don’t mess with that thing chased down a full speed ambulance lol😂

  • @DishyLemon
    @DishyLemon Год назад +3

    The most help I can give is thanking you for your sacrifice while running with everything I have 😔

  • @ESERVA
    @ESERVA Год назад +40

    Russian guys: easiest 5 mil of my life

  • @NomercyMohau14
    @NomercyMohau14 Год назад +35

    The actual rhyme should be
    If it's black
    Don't fight back
    If it's brown
    You have no ground
    If it's white
    Say goodnight

    • @gameinsane4718
      @gameinsane4718 Год назад +5

      If it’s white say goodnight

    • @Danilio.
      @Danilio. Год назад +2

      ​@@gameinsane4718 better

    • @allforone3427
      @allforone3427 Год назад

      ​@@gameinsane4718 If it's white you'll see the light.

    • @aliyahsulaiman11
      @aliyahsulaiman11 Год назад +2

      Polar bears are trained killers, even when they look cute.

    • @calebrichardson5259
      @calebrichardson5259 Год назад +3

      The actual rhyme should be "it doesn't matter, you're dead anyway" assuming it actually wants to kill you

  • @joeseph2238
    @joeseph2238 Год назад +11

    No one said bear-handed. Time for the hulk buster.

  • @ByrneBaby
    @ByrneBaby Год назад +2

    Bears are nature's tank class... They're damn near immune to bullets. They either bounce off or barely penetrate, and when that's your best bet of taking one down, you've already lost the battle.

  • @afrojack5263
    @afrojack5263 Год назад +1

    If Leonardo decaprio can survive a bear attack I can too, let me at em

  • @YourDarkPassenger
    @YourDarkPassenger Год назад +13

    They won’t even kill you before they start eating you either. They’ll just sit on you and make you watch as they eat you.

  • @sandyjourneys
    @sandyjourneys Год назад +6

    The predator was just dealing with plot armor from my understanding but yeah free 10k.

  • @sebigrell
    @sebigrell Год назад +10

    I wouldn't even shoot a bear for 5mil. That's my friend now.

  • @RayTheomo
    @RayTheomo Год назад +1

    "If you ever see me fightin with a grizzly bear. Help ME."
    Nice reference 😂

  • @Polyeurythane
    @Polyeurythane 8 месяцев назад +1

    It definitely feels like people underestimate just how easily a bear can kill you and how useless a gun is against them when aiming for the skull. Golden Kamuy is great for that demonstration because straight from chapter 1, whenever a bear showed up it was not playing.

  • @jobistrange1668
    @jobistrange1668 Год назад +7

    Unless you tryna exit game and leave your family something.
    Bears can run, can swim, can climb trees.

  • @nicholascompton2115
    @nicholascompton2115 Год назад +10

    The sheer amount of muscle a bear has means guns are pretty much useless. You can't reach anything vital with the bullets.

    • @123GOHANZ
      @123GOHANZ Год назад +3

      That just means you need more gun

    • @titanus261
      @titanus261 Год назад +3

      Some guns, there are other guns way more efficient like elephant guns

    • @what_is_left
      @what_is_left Год назад

      nah man some guns could fuck the bear up in seconds

    • @kamilmaster125
      @kamilmaster125 Год назад

      I mean there are guns that can penetrate lightly armored vehicles and those are probably harder to penetrate than a skull of a bear

  • @Hunt3r_420
    @Hunt3r_420 Год назад +5

    “Fight a Bear for 5 mil” Alright! *takes out a 50 caliber rifle*

    • @aliyahsulaiman11
      @aliyahsulaiman11 Год назад

      You do know bears are savage and are tanks' rights. Before you think about reloading you will be dead

  • @Shikamaru559
    @Shikamaru559 Год назад

    I really like the quoted rap verse at the end. Genius

  • @Cosmickaiju-808
    @Cosmickaiju-808 Год назад +1

    So it’s either get 10k for free or die in the most brutal way possible

  • @TimelessWildlife
    @TimelessWildlife Год назад +7

    10k no contest a Grizzly would kill me in less than 5 minutes

  • @DurtyDan
    @DurtyDan Год назад +9

    Im taking the 10K, aint no way im fighting any kind of bear.

  • @magosexploratoradeon6409
    @magosexploratoradeon6409 Год назад +14

    There are two types of people when given an option like this, the ones that lives and the ones that give themselves too much credit.
    You're not even gone last a minute against a Grizzly.

    • @chriswil8252
      @chriswil8252 Год назад +1

      I'd give myself a minute to hopefully come out with half my limbs intact. And that's only because Grizzlies don't kill their prey instantly like with big cats. Also that's under the premise that the bear isn't starving in which case its eat my brain first. Long story short, you have nothing to do with how long you can live against a bear unless you have a real nice gun.🤣🤣

    • @novavoltik1289
      @novavoltik1289 Год назад +1

      ​@@chriswil8252 could always decide to go real big and use a land mine against it. Bear goes boom and now you wait the remainder of the time before claiming your money

    • @magosexploratoradeon6409
      @magosexploratoradeon6409 Год назад

      @@novavoltik1289 True, but a bear isn't just gonna sit around whilst you arm it. It's not stupid and will approach you when you're fiddling around with it. Not to mention you need to actually let the bear step on it and then be a significant distance away to be safe from the blast which is highly unlikely given how in the time of you arming it the bear is already up in your face curious on what this bipedal animal is fiddling around with something.

  • @Soigenie
    @Soigenie Год назад +15

    Once you mention Grizzly Bear, that's the easiest 10k ever

  • @Mightycommoner
    @Mightycommoner Год назад

    That 5 mil would just go straight towards the will and our funerals

  • @dicaru0078
    @dicaru0078 Год назад +6

    Russians: "Thanks for the 5 milly"

  • @divinennaji225
    @divinennaji225 Год назад +6

    "If you ever see me fighting in a forest with a grizzly bear HELP ME"
    Nah, HELP ME BECAUSE I WOULD BE NEXT!

  • @akekesiyeti4525
    @akekesiyeti4525 Год назад +4

    As a Hungarian, free 10000 dollars is a free win

  • @Mrpain10
    @Mrpain10 Год назад +2

    Half of my that 5 mill will go into your medical bills

  • @peterstoric6560
    @peterstoric6560 Год назад +1

    If I had full body armor, a 12 gauge auto shotgun with slugs, and at least 200 feet between me and the bear I might consider it. Anything else and it’s an easy 10k

  • @MelvinStFleur
    @MelvinStFleur Год назад +4

    Yujiro Hanma would pay $10k to fight the bear 🤣

  • @allforone3427
    @allforone3427 Год назад +4

    Legend tells that when Lewis and Clark travled America they incounterd tribes that told them how dangerous Bears were, and to avoid them at all cost. They didn't take them seriously, they thought that a good shot with a pistol would put the creature down. Until they actually encounterd one, and relized they were FAR WORSE THAN WHAT THEY'VE BEEN TOLD!!!!!

  • @asuratakehaya6884
    @asuratakehaya6884 Год назад +5

    they never said how to fight the grizzly bear *pulls out a RPG*

  • @harrisondejoux8520
    @harrisondejoux8520 Год назад

    10k is more than enough to pay off my debt, nobody's seeing that 5 mil fighting a grizzly

  • @BagOfCashews
    @BagOfCashews Год назад +1

    Fun facts from a Floridian: Gators are also faster than you. Gators can also climb trees and fences, to the point where NASA has gator-proof fences to keep them out because they kept getting in. Gators also can hypothetically continue living and growing forever as long as they have enough food and water to continue living. So who are you picking a fight with, a gator the size of a bear or a bear.

  • @aaronloic616
    @aaronloic616 Год назад +15

    Unless i have a bazooka to absolutely annihilate the bear, HELL NO.

  • @lordxoro8677
    @lordxoro8677 Год назад +9

    The question is really:
    "$10,000 for free or $5,000,000 but you have to die"

  • @TheRyuSword
    @TheRyuSword Год назад +4

    I genuinely only need like $10k for now so yeah sure I’ll take it.

  • @fudgeoffrin
    @fudgeoffrin Год назад +2

    There's been times where bullets have bounced off their skull so I'd take the ten.k

  • @cutiepie6796
    @cutiepie6796 Год назад +4

    I'M FIGHTING A GRIZZLY

    • @jaidentavira4062
      @jaidentavira4062 10 месяцев назад +1

      I hope you have a good seat in heaven

  • @off-topic3278
    @off-topic3278 Год назад +4

    Tell that bear to post up cause im boutta make him see God

    • @aliyahsulaiman11
      @aliyahsulaiman11 Год назад +3

      No, you seeing God first after he mauls your body and soul.

  • @notproductiveproductions3504
    @notproductiveproductions3504 Год назад +9

    People in Texas: that’s why you get a bigger gun

  • @Tyler-he4pf
    @Tyler-he4pf Год назад +29

    Would it still count if I agreed and then hid in a tree for 30 minutes?
    Edit:
    In my defense I commented beginning finishing the video😂. But I understand you guys.

    • @motivatedtoscapechildsupport
      @motivatedtoscapechildsupport Год назад +1

      You would still die.

    • @t-dude352
      @t-dude352 Год назад +8

      It can CLIMB TYLER

    • @colewygans1278
      @colewygans1278 Год назад +6

      Did you miss the part where they can climb?

    • @javierhenriquez7927
      @javierhenriquez7927 Год назад

      Some of them xan take the tree on one swipe

    • @tonybanks1148
      @tonybanks1148 Год назад

      Bears can only climb depending on the species, and the ones that would love to kill you probably can't climb trees anyway; black bears can but theye timid and don't want to kill people because they're more afraid of you than you are of them.

  • @weegee_hates_the_blind
    @weegee_hates_the_blind Год назад +1

    I’m officially at a point where I immediately associate the phrase “well folks, it’s about that time” with your channel.

  • @ed_Skynight
    @ed_Skynight Год назад

    My ass thought he had a well thought out way to fight and defeat a grizzly.😂😂😂