Subaru: Realizes what the game implies, realizes that she shouldn't talk about it Also Subaru: Talks about it Also Subaru: Again realizes that she shouldn't talk about it Also Subaru: Talks about it
Thanks to the suika-game devs screwing the pooch, they've lost a massive way to gain profit. Kay yu would have jumped at the opportunity to make a minigame for Holocure! A suika-game version, in a new update for Holocure, that unlocks in the casino! Actually since these are fan games that aren't profiting, I wouldn't see this being impossible for Kay yu to collab with the 'hololive suika game' dev.
@@Mordecrox they banned clippers who aren't the streamers from recording footage of the game on youtube, then reversed it, but the damage has been done.
IDK if it's on purpose or just Shuba's comedic genius but she gives enough context for us to catch on to her train of thought then stops right where things get a bit... yabai. LMAO
I love how Subaru's fighting for her life the entire clip, she very clearly remembers the shenanigans that the kemonomimi HoloMem subjected her to after reading That One Comment. 😂
@@RelativelyBest Subaru had a stream where she got messed with by Okayu, Mio and Fubuki because she'd earlier read outloud a chat comment that "the appeal of kemomimi girls is that they don't have human rights." They pretended that she herself believed that, Okayu even saying that Subaru could "get rough with me if that's what you want."
This is basically an improved version of the original, here's what I noticed: Pros: -Slightly Smaller Container, but wider -The heads aren't that big. In fact there's still a small gap to the side if you got 2 Noels and can create at least 1 Matsuri -The launcher isn't as brutal as the original. Actually the heads bounce vertically. But if high enough it can go straight up for some reason. -Higher score distribution for a punishing game. -The bounce can be exploited to transfer a fruit to the other side of the container. -really good RNG. The game gives you proper Mems to build even bigger Mems, up to you if you botch it. The original watermelon game's RNG will sabotage your progress to stop you. Cons: -Even the heads are Circular, for some reason they have like a cube collision frame. Because there are times that if the same Mem touch they don't combine into a bigger one. -Really strict container game over trigger. You don't need to exceed the brim...just touch the line and poof game over. In the original as long as the fruit don't reach the outside it won't game over yet Or I may be wrong on this one.
Also they’ve got Lamy’s chest rankings wrong. She should be behind Noel. She is absolutely ginormous. At least compared to the ones in front of her anyway.
I'm not sure there's a better Holomem than Subaru to play this. The moments of her being lost in her imagination, followed by the sudden realisation that she needs to try and pull herself back. It really is peak Subaru content.
Tier list can resemble an imperfect bell curve: Smallest: Kanata, Shion, Laplus Smaller: Suisei, Matsuri, Ayame Small: Pekora, Towa, Iroha Modest: Azki, Fubuki, Aqua (unbuffed), Subaru, Sora, Luna Medium (list starts becoming arbitrary as some may qualify for Large): Miko, Polka, Korone, Nene, Roboco, Mio, Okayu, Akiroze, Mel, Koyori Large: Marine, Flare, Haachama, Choco, Aqua (buffed), Botan, Lui, Chloe, Watame Badonkers: Lamy, Noel
Having holo talents as part of the game really makes it more entertaining with all the possible "interpretations" for the size progression. I'm so glad the talents picked up one of the holo fangame variants to play. 😃
Even Subaru questions if Nenechi is bigger than Wamy. I thought Wamy was bigger than Nenechi. I thought Nenechi was equal or lower than Aqua in....size....
She looks like she's running a thousand calculations through her head every time a new member appears and she tries to compare them to the previous one, lol
Subaru boutta be on somebody's kill list soon. She didn't just cross the line, she tap danced over that shit. 7:27 How to accidentally call someone flat and _not_ getting choked out with 54 kg. grip strength.
It would be trivial to put all holomems in and randomly select them at round start based on any of a number of criteria (well, effort of creating the assets aside).
This game is wrong. Correctly, here it is. This is for science. 1. Noel - K 2. Lamy - J 3. Marine - E 4. Sakamata - D 5. Nene - D 6. Mikochi - C 7. Okayu - C 8. Aqua - B 9. Fubuki - B 10. Matsuri - A 11. Kanata - A
Man of science can u correct/confirm this EN & ID suika level? EN: Kronii Calli Fauna Nerissa Ame Shiori Fuwawa Kiara Irys Bae Mumei Biboo Mococo Ina Gura ID: Reine Moona Kaela Iofi Risu Zeta Anya Kobo Ollie
It's not like that. Sui-chan value is 0. 0+0 will still be 0 so she isn't applicable in the gam- Ouch. My danger sense is ringing again. I hope I can escape with at least having my limbs intact this time.
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Subaru: Realizes what the game implies, realizes that she shouldn't talk about it
Also Subaru: Talks about it
Also Subaru: Again realizes that she shouldn't talk about it
Also Subaru: Talks about it
The circle of life
Subaru as the straight man is such peak comedy that she pulls it off even when her partner is a video game
"Rollercoaster Thought of Subaru"😂
So does it really go by hight? Or is it really booba size?
I'm confused.
@@dsandoval9396 It's breast size. If it were by height Sakamata would be the smallest piece and Nene the largest.
Aqua can be anything from Fubuki to Marine depending on Gaou-papa's mood
"2 Akua = 1 Okayu ? Not on my watch!" - Gaou Papa
Gaou papa will give aqua everything but height
@@kyleyuen245Every time she complains, he moves the sizing slider one rick higher.
1 purple cat = 2 purple onion.. Balance.
"Her subs has gone up? So does the cup size..."
Suisei must be relieved not to have been chosen for this game
What do you mean, Suisei is in the background. See her? The fla-
@@TheVillainInGlassesWhoa, just outside the splash zone. 😰
@@TheVillainInGlassesyou mean the blue and flat backgroun-
the power of boing boing suisei is scary...
More like the dev
I love her pausing to think and obviously trying to recall. I played it from Miko's link and didn't even realize the logic behind it.
Is it their butt size?
I had the same reaction, I had no idea about Mikochi
Whoever made this game is genius!! -Subaru probably
Gee ni ass
Thanks to the suika-game devs screwing the pooch, they've lost a massive way to gain profit.
Kay yu would have jumped at the opportunity to make a minigame for Holocure!
A suika-game version, in a new update for Holocure, that unlocks in the casino!
Actually since these are fan games that aren't profiting, I wouldn't see this being impossible for Kay yu to collab with the 'hololive suika game' dev.
@@dra6o0n yep, only big publishers the size of Nintendo and Bandai Namco can do that while still earning bank
@@dra6o0nhaven't been following any of that, how they "screwed the pooch"? Could I get a quick rundown?
@@Mordecrox they banned clippers who aren't the streamers from recording footage of the game on youtube, then reversed it, but the damage has been done.
IDK if it's on purpose or just Shuba's comedic genius but she gives enough context for us to catch on to her train of thought then stops right where things get a bit... yabai. LMAO
Kanata catching strays for the nth time.
I like the idea that A-chan is so outrageously Pettan that she became the crane instead lol.
She's a safer option than Suisei
@@zaberfang you mean the famous pettanko come-
@@BrahmaDBA "Man down! I repeat, man down!"
What do you mean suisei is clearly the blue wal-
@@gawrgami_gurone "MEDIC!! Bring Tupperware, this one's been hacked into tiny pieces!"
Here we see a duck slowly driving herself into another 'human rights' situation 😂
I love how Subaru's fighting for her life the entire clip, she very clearly remembers the shenanigans that the kemonomimi HoloMem subjected her to after reading That One Comment. 😂
They don't have human rights..
Can I have some context? I only sporadically pay attention to what the Japanese members are up to.
@@RelativelyBest Subaru had a stream where she got messed with by Okayu, Mio and Fubuki because she'd earlier read outloud a chat comment that "the appeal of kemomimi girls is that they don't have human rights." They pretended that she herself believed that, Okayu even saying that Subaru could "get rough with me if that's what you want."
@@BirdieRumia That sounds both disturbing _and_ hilarious. Thanks.
@@BirdieRumia"I'll never live this human rights thing down!"
-Oozora Subaru, 2022
Previously Pekora had been the only holomem to utter that statement
I can't read minds but in this clip, I can clearly see what she's thinking
I like how she takes a moment to think about it every time
You can literally SEE her doing the math
...she can do real and virtual comparison...
I like how she's also confused about Lamy and Nene's order
yeah Lamy should be closer to Noel. l
Yeah
Lamy is 3rd biggest in JP overall behind Noel and Choco.
So... how is Lamy so deep down in that hierarchy? lol
Yeah, Okayu>Aqua also doesn't make sense
Sometimes Subaru is her own worst enemy xD
Her disbelief and confusion for some of them is always funny.
This is basically an improved version of the original, here's what I noticed:
Pros:
-Slightly Smaller Container, but wider
-The heads aren't that big. In fact there's still a small gap to the side if you got 2 Noels and can create at least 1 Matsuri
-The launcher isn't as brutal as the original. Actually the heads bounce vertically. But if high enough it can go straight up for some reason.
-Higher score distribution for a punishing game.
-The bounce can be exploited to transfer a fruit to the other side of the container.
-really good RNG. The game gives you proper Mems to build even bigger Mems, up to you if you botch it. The original watermelon game's RNG will sabotage your progress to stop you.
Cons:
-Even the heads are Circular, for some reason they have like a cube collision frame. Because there are times that if the same Mem touch they don't combine into a bigger one.
-Really strict container game over trigger. You don't need to exceed the brim...just touch the line and poof game over. In the original as long as the fruit don't reach the outside it won't game over yet Or I may be wrong on this one.
That's what makes every suiklone game worth trying, seeing how each dev would execute the original's physics and rules
I watched a stream where a cherry bounced over the line and that was enough to end the game
Also they’ve got Lamy’s chest rankings wrong. She should be behind Noel. She is absolutely ginormous. At least compared to the ones in front of her anyway.
I think in the original, the midpoint of the fruit needed to cross the border.
@@Lee-vj2mi yeah, I was confused by that as well. I've always seen her ranked right near the top of the bust charts.
2:44
WAMY! *Mikochi.* WAMY! *Mikochi.*
I'm not sure there's a better Holomem than Subaru to play this. The moments of her being lost in her imagination, followed by the sudden realisation that she needs to try and pull herself back. It really is peak Subaru content.
WAMY! mikochi... WAMY! mikochi...
Why is the translation of this comment so damn funny to me😂
As Subaru illustrated, this game really makes you think. It just gets the imagination going.
The ending is way too fitting for Subaru, the outcome couldn't be more perfect than this.
I have to play this game now!
That ending LOL. Even in game form, Okayu teases Subaru...
NEKOMATA
Wow people already made a hololive version of that watermelon game? That was fast.
The dev really shot themselves in the foot with the "no clips" thing. I know they've walked it back but a lot of people just aren't going to risk it.
Well The devs pulled a unity on the community. Expected
There's also a Botan version called SSR Ball
There's one feature smol Holomyth and holocouncil (not Promise coz IRyS is the crane like the A-chan on that game)
@@aerthreepwood8021wait what thjs?
The blissful expression on her face when she imagines the comparisons is killing me
Dev: You're not allowed to clip our game.
Fan that are devs: BET!
Suika devs got R Kay Yu'd !!! From out of nowhere !!!
@@zayd4078 Fan dev from the top rope!
Fan dev 8s slithering WATCH OUT WATCH OUT!!!
R-KAY-YU!
Aqua's .... displacement ... really tends to depend on the mood of Gao-papa when he's drawing the art, but she does seem to be growing.
ぽこぽこくっついていって「アッイーヨ！アッイーヨ！」ってはしゃいでたのに
２シャチが船長になった瞬間ピタっと発言止めて脳内検証始めるのワロタ
Subaru is not saying anything but I suddenly gained ability to read her mind when she goes silent lol
The way she said NEKOMATAAA sounds like how Dio yelled JOJOOOO
YEAH MY TOUGHTS EXACTLY 😂😂
The "NEKOMATA" at the end almost made me burst out laughing in the middle of the library
If suisei is in the game I fear to the girls safety
Which is why she isn't included.
Never mind the girls' safety, I'd fear for the devs' safety
She's the wall🤣
@@emchie0184Ayo
失言王草 でも気持ちは凄くわかるし考えまくって宇宙になってるしゅば可愛い
Subaru fact checking the official website is too funny
Subaru really be playing on the edge of the cliff. heck, she might already doing a bungee jumping
Subaru every time they fusion: 😕
lol
One week ago:
Melon Game: "It's my time to shine!"
Now:
Holo Melon: "Your time is is over, move over!"
Subaru's letting the intrusive thoughts win lol
Some people have noticed that Nene seems to be out of place, but I bet the devs just wanted her to replace the momo as a pun.
Nene is quite well equipped, but do we watch her for that?
with that logic I kinda hoped they'd have Watamelon as the biggest face, err fruit. XD
Tier list can resemble an imperfect bell curve:
Smallest: Kanata, Shion, Laplus
Smaller: Suisei, Matsuri, Ayame
Small: Pekora, Towa, Iroha
Modest: Azki, Fubuki, Aqua (unbuffed), Subaru, Sora, Luna
Medium (list starts becoming arbitrary as some may qualify for Large): Miko, Polka, Korone, Nene, Roboco, Mio, Okayu, Akiroze, Mel, Koyori
Large: Marine, Flare, Haachama, Choco, Aqua (buffed), Botan, Lui, Chloe, Watame
Badonkers: Lamy, Noel
Even in a fan game, Okayu punks Subaru.
Having holo talents as part of the game really makes it more entertaining with all the possible "interpretations" for the size progression. I'm so glad the talents picked up one of the holo fangame variants to play. 😃
I feel like Lamy should be higher on the ranking
She literally talks about how she can’t buy underwear that fits her anymore. She absolutely should be up there with Noel.
Wait so sakamata and lamy are.. more tall ? 👀
@@Lee-vj2mi u-underwear? Aren't we talking about their height?
Definitely. Lamy feels like she should be in the upper ranks, like top 3. At the very least, she should be above Nene.
Yeah that haunts me for the whole night I ended up having dreams that i no longer remember...
That thoughtful moment after each new member appears, where Subaru is acting like she's been granted knowledge from heaven.
Her just furiously calling Okayu by her last name at the end is gold
Can't wait for Kanata to play this lol
Game has barely been out and already has a hololive version of it.
Touhou: could this be one of my people?
Barely out = for sale multiple years like amogus
this game is scarier than horror game
- subaru, probably
Subaru: I'm a streamer, so i have to choose right topic...
Also Subaru: I wonder how many kilograms breast weight ?
Yabe
オチがキレイすぎる。
Even Subaru questions if Nenechi is bigger than Wamy. I thought Wamy was bigger than Nenechi. I thought Nenechi was equal or lower than Aqua in....size....
Aqua can be any size you want, our little maid keeps growing
As a boob expert.
I’d swap Okayu and Aqua and yeah Lamy should be behind Noel. She’s bigger than Nene sakamata and marine for sure.
It was confirmed by Nene and Lamys mama that Nene is a G while Lamy is H. I will selectively ignore this fact. Pretty close.
@@ej3601 lol
Subaru fighting the intrusive thoughts all the way lol
You can tell she's doing the math in her head.
Omg I didn’t realize the joke was it’s also by height that so freakin funny
Wait is marine actually tall?
@@_____8632marine 150cm same as kobo
Nah it's not by height because Chloe is not taller than NeNe
@@_____8632Quite the opposite, she's 4'11
失言しそうになって目が泳いでるのめっちゃ面白いｗ
two things i love in this video is that her voice and the depiction of her thinking about their size
Nah man lamy is second to noel
Yep, Lamy in idol outfit is bigger than Noel cause nerf by staff .
Nene, Chloe and Marine are all pretty stacked, but yeah there’s no doubt Lamy should be second.
@@GraatandThe latter two have an additional metric of "relative to height"
Because they're short as hell, it's more impressive
I was screaming the whole time like ain't no way Lamy is smaller than Nene, Chloe or Marine
Yeah Lamy is 2nd or 3rd biggest in JP behind Noel and Choco
The way she questioned 2 lamy = nene 😂
well, that's depending on their cups size lol
I get no thoughts head empty vibes every time it switches to her portrait view 😭😭😭
"I'll stop talking about this!"
She talks about it anyway
We all know what this game is 😂
very nice. subaru just can't stop thinking about the obvious!
She looks like she's running a thousand calculations through her head every time a new member appears and she tries to compare them to the previous one, lol
She should be the secret tier you get that isn't on the size chart and requires 4 of the previous Holomems to fuse
The way she just call Matsuri "Ma-chan" is so cute. They seems to be really close to each other
Matsuri and Subaru quite close pre 3rd gen debut, and collabed together. They had collab team with Yashiro and Maimoto too
Subaru boutta be on somebody's kill list soon.
She didn't just cross the line, she tap danced over that shit.
7:27 How to accidentally call someone flat and _not_ getting choked out with 54 kg. grip strength.
地雷原に自ら突っ込んで行く、そこに痺れる憧れる。
船長とラミィを逆にすると割としっくり来る気がする
True 真実
"WAMY. MIKOCHI. WAMY. MIKOCHI" - Oozora Subaru, 2023
Lmao, the double meaning i wouldn't have guessed
I've been playing till Kanata resolved to FLY
I just realized how they were sorted. Bravo
I can feel her emotions in "kono game ABUNAI"
I watched half of this thinking it was about height...
*Duck noises*
Uh huh, height, sure
eh?? 2 Wamy = Nenechi!????
*checking official... oh right Wamy 158, Nenechi 159
it's their height right?
right??!
And this is the video that makes me decide to look at Nene’s chest for research purposes cause two Wamy’s is CRAZY
Subaru looking up into space imagining what we all know she's imagining.
I think if a HoloID equivalent was to be made, Reine would be the watermelon, which is fitting too because Reine likes watermelons a bunch. :3
失言しないスバルは ただのスバルだ
02:27
Matsuri: "Joke's on you, I'm into that shit."
It would be trivial to put all holomems in and randomly select them at round start based on any of a number of criteria (well, effort of creating the assets aside).
let me check the official page
the researcher gang: ah yes thats the first step of this journey
Damn I guess I have a new game to play.
This game is wrong. Correctly, here it is.
This is for science.
1. Noel - K
2. Lamy - J
3. Marine - E
4. Sakamata - D
5. Nene - D
6. Mikochi - C
7. Okayu - C
8. Aqua - B
9. Fubuki - B
10. Matsuri - A
11. Kanata - A
Man of science can u correct/confirm this EN & ID suika level?
EN:
Kronii
Calli
Fauna
Nerissa
Ame
Shiori
Fuwawa
Kiara
Irys
Bae
Mumei
Biboo
Mococo
Ina
Gura
ID:
Reine
Moona
Kaela
Iofi
Risu
Zeta
Anya
Kobo
Ollie
Sakamata would be DD, right?
These are tiers right? ...right?
Noel is L, Nene is G (word of her artist)
Where's that info from, specifically? Just asking because I feel like my eyes are giving slightly different results on some of these
The faces have come a long way, man.
Lemme check the official page
-Subaru, 2023
"eh, but wamy bigger than nenechi?" *probably subaru
5:39...new holomember droped
Momo-chi
Lmao such a perfect ending to this clip.
Man, there are a lot of Hololive games. I love the fact that A-Chan is the one dropping all the Idols XD
No matter what She still mess up with that cat 😂😂
0はいくつ集めても増えないから友人と原石は省かれたのか
suiちゃんはー、今日も小sa...(ｻﾞｼｭ)
KonKon Kitsune… you know, I’ll let people figure out what’s wrong with it, the tip being the letters in higher case
That game is dangerously addictive
最後におかゆパイセンの逆襲（笑）
LMAO! Okayu is the one that did her in!
進展するたびに一度止まるの笑っちまうわ
Ushio mama approved this!
This would've been a perfect clip to put in the OP/ED 🥺🙏
Love that dev of this game avoided to add Sui-chan in this game.
It's not like that. Sui-chan value is 0. 0+0 will still be 0 so she isn't applicable in the gam- Ouch. My danger sense is ringing again. I hope I can escape with at least having my limbs intact this time.
But the walls are blue.....