@AstroChara Kanade was in Ao's car at that location, and gas station exploded due to Ao's mistake but kanade didn't even get out of the car, so it's not her fault.
It was perfect timing but I'm pretty sure that was just one of the random explosions that often go off, it still hasn't been explained what causes them, it's seemed to be a glitch Rockstar never fixed, but there is actually a RUclipsr who made a whole conspiracy video on it, named Sernando. He claimed it to be the government testing the missiles you steal in Trevor's first heist in the story mode. The one you had to return.
Subaru fell in love, got rejected (multiple times), went through a midlife crisis, demoted like half of her subordinates and sent them to Siberia (where Botan unironically trained Watame and Iroha who came in clutch later), and trained Biboo to become a professional menace to society... I think that's a job well done!
Chief Subaru has paperworks sorted out in her office via cabinet. Her cabinets are: 1. Internal Affairs 2. Kanade (1) 3. KANADE (2) 4. KAAANAADEEE! (3)
Subaru is aggressive parent who can't keep her mischievous brat in line. Meanwhile Fubuki is tough parent watching her children grow and make mistakes but can't stay mad at them
I apologize. I did not mean that she was competent as a leader; only that she has a loud voice and yells a lot. Which was very funny and fun to see. I also made a pun about "ducks in a row" and referenced "straighten up and fly right" which is a song, but the joke was poorly constructed. It was an enjoyable video, and I appreciate the English subtitles.
I thought that in this RP (Fictional content), Kanade is biological daughter to Subaru but because of her shenanigans, Subaru just gave up and find the surrogate daughter which is Bijou.
2:01 is just amazing. I love the dynamic between Subaru and Kanade, the girl who shirks on her police duties so much that Subaru always suspects her to be at the casino. And there she is, "patrolling" that area, coming up casually behind another cop car to initiate conversation, stutters and pauses midway as she pulls up alongside of what turns out to be Subaru, and they both stop in confusion, look at one another, and then she screams and speeds off as she knows she's been caught. That's just some great comedic timing.
it wasn't to initiate conversation exactly, she got distracted by the "hentai" written on the top of the car (which honestly makes it even better). thats why you hear her cut off in the middle of her sentence to go "a, hen?" as she comes to a stop, and then realized who it was
You missed the one where Iroha crashed a chopper on the police car's lot and causing so much explosion, chaos and death and Subaru came out from the office only the see the aftermath of the carnage and she was like "What the fu-"
Who would've thought? If you are behind something that bullets can't penetrate, the bullets won't penetrate you. Man, we should listen to Botan some more. She has amazing ideas.
Truly the Kochi-kame experience 2:03 Is my favorite. After explaining via "Cops" style that Kanade gets paid while slacking, Subaru comes in from the side. Like from a cartoon. Subaru is turning Biboo into a Sesshoseki (a Killing Stone)
Poor Botan, got exiled to the Northern branch and had all the troublemakers sent her way, but reformed them anyway, ran all the ops and training, did most of the killing in the final mission and retired to a life of BBQ'ing and watching her wife at the strip club. Sasuga FPS lioness
NGL la+ being there as the designated slacker makes sense, but I think shuba didn't expect everyone else to slack off this much. And frankly even when some of them are trying they unintentionally cause problems. Hologang is a lot more organised and controlled which is hilarious in general. Seeing towa complain to shuba about random killings from the subordinates is hilarious.
Right before this moment Kanade bragging about how her life is easy, not doing her job as police but still getting paid and then want to slacking at casino.
Subaru: Kanade, what's your location? Kanade: I'm just at the gas station. Subaru: Ok, go back on patrol when you're fini- *gas station fucking explodes*
"Love is just AI" I don't know whether that was a Pun or Intentional or not but that just too clever lol Because "Ai" is also means "Love" in Japanese lol
Subaru was one of my favorites in this RP along with Fubuki. She was perfect for the police chief role, always going around with that energy of "Am i seriously the only one with common sense here?! Get to work you bunch of slackers!!" 🤣 "KANADEEEEEEE!"
KANADE!!!! (sorry force of habit) that huge explosion in the BG 😂 4:10 I think that was Noel and not Iroha Subaru just drowned herself with work after being broken hearted and parenting stress
Subaru did such an amazing job. It must had been really exhausting being the boss of this chaos crew for a whole week. It was really a lot of fun watching it. I just wish Subaru would had gotten a happy end like the director. But having a BBQ with Botan isn't that bad either.
*A chief police officer screamed "Kanadeeeeee!!!" for a week. THIS is what happened to her brain* At least FBK definitely understood her predicament too, they're gonna be best friends... That Watame cameo tho xD
Subaru had many headaches, her second of charge loves causing disasters, her best effective officer make a helicopter explote, she had to care the daughter of a fellow officer and two dangerous newcomers, the overseas officers that she got, one loves her car and the other is a potential pyscho.
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I lost it when Kanade says she's at the gas station and moments later you hear a huge explosion.
3:34
@AstroChara Kanade was in Ao's car at that location, and gas station exploded due to Ao's mistake but kanade didn't even get out of the car, so it's not her fault.
@@asilisa1592 Well if there were another candidate for that happening it would be Ao. lmao
KANADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It was perfect timing but I'm pretty sure that was just one of the random explosions that often go off, it still hasn't been explained what causes them, it's seemed to be a glitch Rockstar never fixed, but there is actually a RUclipsr who made a whole conspiracy video on it, named Sernando. He claimed it to be the government testing the missiles you steal in Trevor's first heist in the story mode. The one you had to return.
Subaru was one of the main characters of this RP. I love that each faction had its own vibe.
Subaru for the police
Towa for the gang
Fubuki for medics
Korone for services
Houshou Marine for the lesbians
Cover Staff for god
@@ShishiwataI thought all Vtubers were lesbians?
@@OperatorError0919 As a male Vtuber I must admit that I too am a lesbian.
@@OperatorError0919 no not all of them some of them yes but not all.
It's very durarara, if you ever watched that anime.
Subaru fell in love, got rejected (multiple times), went through a midlife crisis, demoted like half of her subordinates and sent them to Siberia (where Botan unironically trained Watame and Iroha who came in clutch later), and trained Biboo to become a professional menace to society... I think that's a job well done!
Biboo did indeed become a menace to society, scoring two kills in the last heist of the week! ...MiComet, two friendly fire kills
Botan, just like with UsaKen, always be in the shadows making sure things actually go the way they're supposed to lol
if they were all in the military, they're basically the Marines at this point.
Also had to care for the daughter of an old friend that passed away.
Police Academy aah plot
Chief Subaru has paperworks sorted out in her office via cabinet.
Her cabinets are:
1. Internal Affairs
2. Kanade (1)
3. KANADE (2)
4. KAAANAADEEE! (3)
5. KANADEEEEE OMAAEEEEEEEE
In the last few days, she changed to.
1. Internal Affairs
2. KANADE OMAERA!
3. MiComet
4. WATAME! OMAE!
You forgot Biboos murders
@@theGLaDPokesuperfan But Subaru remember that she trained Biboo like that and decide to hide it.
All the way in the back, in hidden compartment is a special file simply titled “Pineapple Incident”
Kanade for Subaru is Fuwamoco for Fubuki
I love it. I can’t help but imagine “Flinstooooone!”
Classic bit.
and its like kroni for okayu
Mumei caused Towa a different kind of turmoil
Subaru is aggressive parent who can't keep her mischievous brat in line. Meanwhile Fubuki is tough parent watching her children grow and make mistakes but can't stay mad at them
Clearly, this is why they hired Subaru as chief of police. Her commanding quack ensures that all of her ducks are in a row and flying right. 😁
NOne of them (other than shuba) are ducks, therefore no one listens to her properly.
We must've watched different videos.
@@edelbrock443 For real the only real power that anyone was looking up to was the exiled-to-the-Northern-branch Vice Chief Shishiron
She really did make her fly at 2:16. Not through quacking doe
I apologize. I did not mean that she was competent as a leader; only that she has a loud voice and yells a lot. Which was very funny and fun to see. I also made a pun about "ducks in a row" and referenced "straighten up and fly right" which is a song, but the joke was poorly constructed.
It was an enjoyable video, and I appreciate the English subtitles.
I like how Biboo is treated completely different from Kanade
Kinda like how Ramsey treats adults and children
I thought that in this RP (Fictional content), Kanade is biological daughter to Subaru but because of her shenanigans, Subaru just gave up and find the surrogate daughter which is Bijou.
Kanade was Police Academy, Biboo was Lethal Weapon
I sure hope someone gave this poor duck all the love and grilled meat in the world after all of this lmao.
Let's hope no duck or sheep ends up on the grill run by apex predator
Duck grill if you will
2:01 is just amazing. I love the dynamic between Subaru and Kanade, the girl who shirks on her police duties so much that Subaru always suspects her to be at the casino. And there she is, "patrolling" that area, coming up casually behind another cop car to initiate conversation, stutters and pauses midway as she pulls up alongside of what turns out to be Subaru, and they both stop in confusion, look at one another, and then she screams and speeds off as she knows she's been caught. That's just some great comedic timing.
it wasn't to initiate conversation exactly, she got distracted by the "hentai" written on the top of the car (which honestly makes it even better). thats why you hear her cut off in the middle of her sentence to go "a, hen?" as she comes to a stop, and then realized who it was
Subaru now understand what Commissioner Gordon go through while running Gotham Police Department.
So later on, Kanade ends up being Batgirl for Holo Santos
"I understand how you feel"
- that's what Fubuki would say to Subaru
Subaru: You don't count! You had an affair! You make some frauds!
Now that you mention it.. both of them have problem child.. and both got unrequired love.. 😂
You missed the one where Iroha crashed a chopper on the police car's lot and causing so much explosion, chaos and death and Subaru came out from the office only the see the aftermath of the carnage and she was like "What the fu-"
And the moment when she finds herself advertising with a pineapple mask on her head to end up getting arrested by her own subordinate.😅
Ah yes, that's memorable moments for a police chief seeing her HQ in such chaos
Subaru also the only one who park properly, so her car survive that one
I'm OK with it, tons of clips of those two and these get a little more that aren't covered
Biboo yelling at Staff-San: "Strike me down, Zeus! You don't have the balls!"
And Staff-san really said *"Bet"*
Staff-san: You mean DEEZ NUTS?!?
*and it was that moment that she knew....she fcked up*
Fubiki: FUWAMOCO!
Subaru: KANADE!
Gilbert: EMILIEN!
Bae: KOSEKI BIJOU!
Bijou: KAELA!!
Kobo : ZETAAAA~
La+: TOWASAMAAA
Korone: MAMAAA
Kaneda: *TETSSUOOOOOO!!!!*
Tetsuo: *KANEDAAAAA!!!!*
3:34
Subaru: Kanade, where are you?
Kanade: I'm at the place you put gasoline.
*BOOM*
Subaru instantly know what happen: KAAAAANAAAADEEEE!!!
_Kanade does something_
Subaru: KANADEEEEE OMAEEEEE
Biboo stabs someone
Subaru: "KANADEEEE!!!!"
Kanaade: "What?"
Subaru: "Sorry, force of habit."
"The military uses it" The power of common sense is amazing indeed. Body in no bullet zone = less injuries.
Who would've thought? If you are behind something that bullets can't penetrate, the bullets won't penetrate you. Man, we should listen to Botan some more. She has amazing ideas.
Truly the Kochi-kame experience
2:03
Is my favorite. After explaining via "Cops" style that Kanade gets paid while slacking, Subaru comes in from the side. Like from a cartoon.
Subaru is turning Biboo into a Sesshoseki (a Killing Stone)
Now you mention it, Kanade definitely embodied Kochi-kame with her shenanigans 😂😂😂
@@chem9773 Kanade was the Ryotsu to Subaru's Ohara
Poor Botan, got exiled to the Northern branch and had all the troublemakers sent her way, but reformed them anyway, ran all the ops and training, did most of the killing in the final mission and retired to a life of BBQ'ing and watching her wife at the strip club. Sasuga FPS lioness
Any other Holomember would have gone crazy and hoarse after all of this, Sasuga Sun of Hololive
Literal manifestation of a hypothermal fusion event with +7.18183462862e^264 rads
I'm glad someone else remembers that quote, cause it's true to this day.
"Love is just AI" Ina would be so proud
cue "Ai no Prison"
Subaru and Botan being Mama and Papa to Kanade. HAHAHAHAHAHA
They were mama and papa to all of HoloPolice lol
11:27 that Nn? of "they said what now?" while casually arresting FUWAMOCO is great
6:26 I love how Subaru didn't even acknowledge running over Polka.
“Calli, I got rejected, what should I do?”
“Just move on to the next person.”
“…Hey Nerissa, do you think I’m cute?”
xD
Gang makes crimes.
.
.
Subaru: Release the Biboo
13:44 Suisei having nothing to do with Subaru's pity party was a great play especially since she only joined the police in the endgame.
The way she just peace's out is hilarious!
Still can’t believe that “Police slacking off” wasn’t part of the script. They legit causing chaos and giving subaru a headache LMAO😂
NGL la+ being there as the designated slacker makes sense, but I think shuba didn't expect everyone else to slack off this much. And frankly even when some of them are trying they unintentionally cause problems.
Hologang is a lot more organised and controlled which is hilarious in general. Seeing towa complain to shuba about random killings from the subordinates is hilarious.
She played it all so well.
I loved Iroha doing everything she good to be a good deputy for Subaru. Just added to the Tsukkomi vibe.
Thank you Kanade's EN fans needed this!
i literally saw EN people in her chat wondering why Subaru kept screaming at her... LOL
2:04 aha
Can't get enough of her AHA!
When the boss catches you playing hooky red handed 😊
Right before this moment Kanade bragging about how her life is easy, not doing her job as police but still getting paid and then want to slacking at casino.
@@saintofthechurchofautism8433 The Goddess of Comedy is watching her.
Subaru was an incredible leader in this series. It looked exhausting, like herding cats.
3:35 the sheer timing
6:26 Subaru did nothing wrong😂
Subaru was the perfect police chief. I honestly can’t envision anyone else in the position for the inaugural HoloGTA
Thanks for the clips, been looking for subaru screaming at her subordinates
The most Kisogaki in this event
Kanada and FuwaMoco
Kanada fr fr
🇨🇦
@@Gensan13 it's not even kanade but kanada😂😂😂😂
@@thecatrizable Basically how Indonesians say Canada lol, we used K in almost every single countries that start with C..
2:05 the sound of a teenager getting caught sneaking out
3:00 Ollie's laughter is contagious. 🤣🤣🤣
15:08 The choice of sound fx is hilarious.
I know it double your work to add japanese + english sub, but it really helpful for japanese learner...
Thank you. love the clip 🙏
Subaru: Kanade, what's your location?
Kanade: I'm just at the gas station.
Subaru: Ok, go back on patrol when you're fini-
*gas station fucking explodes*
I've become such a huge fan of Subaru after hologta! My Japanese is only about N3 so thank you for these clips, it's a lot of fun to watch!
Ollie dying laughing got me so good 😂 Subaru’s blood pressure was probably through the roof during this week
I love the comedic chief and vice-chief relationship between Subaru and Botan 😂
Botan trolling Subaru is so funny to watch lol
"You're nearby! You can just talk to me!"
Spraying the kiss pic and immediately getting decked by Subaru 😂😂
@@BikoFactory 😂😂
subaru def stole my heart for this event, I love the police rp it just full of chaotic and comedic moments.
"Love is just AI"
I don't know whether that was a Pun or Intentional or not but that just too clever lol
Because "Ai" is also means "Love" in Japanese lol
She went from Police Duck to Mother Goose real quick with Kanade lol.
3:05 i love how Ollie is having the time of her life 😂😂😂😂
6:26 the way she just casually harm polka and leave without saying anything =)))
"The worst thing she can say is no"
Her: 13:39
Subaru was one of my favorites in this RP along with Fubuki. She was perfect for the police chief role, always going around with that energy of "Am i seriously the only one with common sense here?! Get to work you bunch of slackers!!" 🤣
"KANADEEEEEEE!"
Subaru the Japanese Raymond Holt of 99😂😂
Botan was the sarge Terry Jeffords lol
Does that make Kanade Peralta?
@@spritepunkWho's Boyle? 😂
@@criscross Miko of course
@@ghoster236 dang it, it makes sense
The entire holo gta police squad could be a sitcom show on it's own
You have Subaru the chief and Kanade the troublemaker rookie
Ollie laughing when she hears Kanade pole dancing is just 😂
That AHA from kanade killed me
1:27 Watame has a very on brand "Girigiri warukunai~" moment...
Ah, Subaru's scream. Music to my ears.
It's extremely funny seeing in real time Subaru going through all the stages of life of how a jaded policeman ends up the way they are 😂
2:01 is just like when you tell your parents you're at a friends house only to pull up next to you at a light.
I've come to the realization that the police force is just a daycare.
7:38 My absolute fav moment in this compilation, typical Kusogaki behaviour
I cannot IMAGINE how destroyed Subaru and Fubuki's voices must have been with each having to scream at their own problem subordinate 😂
Subaru did a great job being a mom to all her cop and helping them all have fun
I wouldn't be surprised if Subaru needed some days off for vocal rest after screaming "KANADEEEE" nonstop 😂
KANADE!!!!
(sorry force of habit)
that huge explosion in the BG 😂
4:10 I think that was Noel and not Iroha
Subaru just drowned herself with work after being broken hearted and parenting stress
Glad to hear Subaru's shouting. Water from my ear came out very easily due to her sound vibration and now I can hear clearly. 😂
Resume: KANADEEEEE
6:00 what a devious twix from ao LMFAOO
"Because my brain is broken."
--Oozora Subaru, 2024
2:01 Kanade was bragging about slacking off just at this moment, so in thinking she had been overheard on comms, fled 😅
Now I can hear the voice by visualizing the word KANADE!
No wonder The BAU Baus never faced justice, justice was too busy causing chaos for a Duck.
This whole event was so much better then I thought it would be.
love how we can hear Botan laughing her ass of in 1:07
6:25 the moment subaru lost her morals.
Subaru did such an amazing job. It must had been really exhausting being the boss of this chaos crew for a whole week.
It was really a lot of fun watching it. I just wish Subaru would had gotten a happy end like the director. But having a BBQ with Botan isn't that bad either.
botan and subaru both saying KANADEEE at the same time lol
I like when Iroha was exchanging numbers Watame randomly calls Suisei & Subaru starts punching the sheep & even Shishiron was scolding her.
Subaru: KANADE!!!
Fubuki: FUWAMOCO!!!
absolute menaces
I like that they use 56す as the phrase to kill.
5=Go; 6=Roku; す=Su
Korosu.
That "aha!" From kanade will never not be funny
2:17 Was so cute! I like to think she genuinely did a PIT maneuver onto her own workmate
3:13 that clip where subaru had ollie was so funny just cuz of ollie's laughing
Subaru to Kanade: KANADEEEEEE OMAEEEEE!
Subaru to Biboo: I raised that girl
😂😂😂
I didn’t realize Subaru was going through so much emotional turmoil lol
Dude this is just a movie. Like this part 6:21 with the sarcasm, driving away, pausing, takes cigerrate out and smokes.
Life as a police chief is so hard, good work Chief Shuba
With all of the stressful scenarios Police Chief Subaru had to endure, I'm glad she didn't just lock herself up in her own jail lol
What fuwamoco is for fubuki, Kanade is for Subaru 😂 same energy
0:55 somehow that bit hits hard, you can really feel the emotions in that little voice crack she always has when she's getting emotional lol
Man i cannot stop rewatching hologta, its just too funny!
im glad this is still recommended everyday for me eventho i rewatch also everyweek..thank you mama shuba
Subaru gave up on raising a proper daughter and instead raised a murderer.
*A chief police officer screamed "Kanadeeeeee!!!" for a week. THIS is what happened to her brain*
At least FBK definitely understood her predicament too, they're gonna be best friends... That Watame cameo tho xD
Subaru had many headaches, her second of charge loves causing disasters, her best effective officer make a helicopter explote, she had to care the daughter of a fellow officer and two dangerous newcomers, the overseas officers that she got, one loves her car and the other is a potential pyscho.
Gangster team mostly like in heaven
compared with HSPD, Paramedic, and Bakery
because if you think about it except pekora most gang member is less chaotic . . .
@@newwayto2323that's very strange when we can see they have embodiment of chaos as a member. What an irony.
Towa joining gang team just neutralizes the chaos 😂
She's like a cartoon Police Chief dealing with slacker cops
3:14 I believe Ollie had the most fun out of all of this event. She's laughing so hard! LOL!!!
スバルさんわかわいいですね 💕