Destiny 2 - Funny Dialogue 1
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- A video featuring funny dialogue from Destiny 2! This video mainly features ambient and idle dialogue from the vendors at each of the locations, as well as some lines from the radios interspersed throughout the game!
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• Destiny - Funny Dialogue
The first track in the video is The Wilds from the vanilla soundtrack while the second one is an Io ambient music that, as far as I know, has never been officially released. I just stood around on Io with my sound effects and dialogue turned down until it played. 
Игры
"Rocket launchers are not toys."
Not with that attitude.
Its like he's never tried rocket jumping before
If you believe hard enough they're a fun stress reliever
Some people just don't appreciate the artistic value of lmg paintings
@@TheAsylumCat unless they say "send nudes" then I lose interest
benrod 1321 both in the sense of removing stress and removing the cause of stress.
"Don't even think about jumping on our display cases, Hunter!"
*turns around with intent*
*jumping intensifies
I *only* jump on the cases when she says that!
With CATASTROPHIC intent
Proceeds to jump on display case 😂
I almost died when I heard that the Vex were listening to rock music. I love this game so much more.
You think the terminators like dub step or techno?
I thought they would like metal more
@@exacron3854 power metal
I've got this mental image of a Vex Offensive being powered by hair metal.
I can just imagine the Vex viciously headbanging to "Headstrong" xD
"Don't those cloaks get heavy?"
*looks at sloane's 100 pound armor*
HMMMMM
Titan can carry weight. Hunters are stick figures.
@@thefiresworddragon927 all the classes are stick figures
@@averagecheesefan1232 Except us Titans who literally wear two thousands tons of tungsten armour. We legit do not give a fuck about "carry limitations".
@@thefiresworddragon927 and us hunters will wear light weight armor because we care about our spines
@@averagecheesefan1232 Yeah, our spines are fucking solid. We're the guys who literally fall 200 feet and take only grazing damage, at worst. Our spines are just build different.
Your legs are built different, I'll say that.
You missed my favorite Failsafe line:
"Yes... Yes... No... No, Cayde, I don't think it's possible to 'Vex time-travel and kill Ghaul last week.'"
3:29
Ada: Dont jump on those cases
*[IMMEDIATELY TURNS TO THE CASES]*
A real hunter thing to do
Ok BET!
She had reprimanded me with a izanagies too many time
Funny how Ada doesn’t insult warlocks 🤔
"I'm not that heavy"
“In it’s dying breath the Traveler created Ghost”
“To open doors”
Even Eris is aware about how we use our ghosts.
A very missable dialogue from the first Destiny! It was a rare dialogue in the Omnigul strike when you had to use Ghost to open the first door.
Car facts.
@@DXAshram for a while there, my strike playlist experience was mostly this one strike, back to back.
Yeah, Ghost just loves his job.
I mean, he can retire if we get some Dark Angels Deathwing Terminators in here, they punch doors into tiny pieces.
"They gave you guys flares? I thought we weren't allowed to have flares after I... had nothing to do with why we can't have flares." (Chance Cayde line in Zahn strike)
"Slain any, umm, Gods lately?"
Lady, this is Destiny! In Destiny, we kill gods for sport! Up to Forsaken, we have killed at least 4 gods. Not sure about Shadowkeep, but if there is one there, then it is 5.
We kill god's for breakfast, smaller units for snacks, destroy weapons and warships for lunch, slay other guardians for dinner, and for dessert? We kill....... OURSELVES FROM REALLY HIGH LEDGES AND FALLING OFF THE MAPS!!!
We kill gods and start breakdancing!
ZRTL *claps in approval*
The lone Courier Lol, so true.
A bit ancient, but the same thing happens in Wizard101. The victory animation is a dance.
Even if you are next to death.
Yeah the only ones who match us are the architects
What's wrong with you?
relax.....relax MORE......
I SAID RELAX!
*WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT CONCENTRATE WHEN I AM YELLING?! RELAX!!!!*
YOU SHOULD HAVE COUNTED THE GERNADES YOU THROWN
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T RELAX WHEN I'M YELLING! *RELAX!!!*
And I never knew drifter had such hate for Shaxx lmao
1:04 and 5:54
"Careful Titan. I don't need your broad shoulders knocking our wares around."
Ouch, titans are the butt of the jokes in Destiny.
Damn you children! How dare you abuse the Titan Striker subclass in rumble games with no minimap!
sounds more like a compliment than an insult
Jacob Odom Dude, those games are stupid. ALL YOU HEAR is shoulder charges and Fist of Havocs in those games. It's so dumb!
That's going full-Titan, you never go full-Titan.
(Top tree striker main, kinda hypocritical)
Go eat some more crayons, titan main
@@Ripjaw5 my favourites are the brown ones
You’re my favorite too Cayde! You’ll always be my favorite!😭
H240909 and INCLUDING the no refunds part of him?
You know I was looking for that dialogue until now I finally found it
Key Chi 4:20 That’s probably my favorite.
Shhhh it's okay im with you
He ain't dead, he is
RASPUTIN.
“Rocket launchers are not toys” Literally any hunter “Bullsh*t!”
Echo Main As anyone, or Vault of Glass raid: *nervous sweating*
Edit: I'm… honestly surprised not a single person has liked my comment. Does anyone remember about the whole Gjarlhorn raid group things?
Hunters? I'm a titan!
*everyone
Since when are they not toys?
As a hunter main I can say that anything is a toy
This makes me want to take a random vex and disarm it only to ask what it's favorite song is.
You go do that. Just fill us in on all the juicy details later.
3:54 well, the titans are brainless.... hunters are reckless..... warlocks are smartasses
Cayde did train me well so....
Recklessness is the new carefulness
Bruh everyone just has it out for Titans I guess 😂
Devrim Kay: "I've seen many strange things on walls over the years. You guardians account for much of that. Rocket launchers are not toys." 😂😂😂
When you're an unkillable being you gotta have some fun with rocket launchers
So what is the joke there? Guardian blood?
Titan: He he. Rocket gun go *BOOM!*
@@trickytreyperfected1482 using gjallarhorn in patrol
1:48 CAYDE LIVES, IN THE FORM OF RADIO VOICE LINES
And in strike matches
Jake Johnson where is this?!
Asher: *claims to be the most qualified about the vex*
Osiris: *Thats where your wrong kiddo*
Vex find doom music
Everything: I'm in danger
XD!
Nobody:
Babies in public: 0:18
You mean babies on public transport?
@@kyoza5069 same difference.
You can't beat Omnigul screech
Kyoza you mean babies on airlines?
@@sylokthedefiled2691 **Shot fired**
"A fellow hunter, nice. We don't always get the appreciation we deserve, do we?"
that hits hard as a hunter main damn
What’s wrong with you relax relax more I SAID RELAX 🤣😂🤣 yell that at someone when their stressed out
6:06 can you fucking imagine being on the battlefield and hearing classic rock blasting as you're fighting the vex
_"whats that sound?"_
"oooohhh, half way there..."
*_*minotaur comes out of nowhere*_*
*_"WOOOAHHH-OH, LIVING ON A PRAYER!"_*
Failsafe: All alone ...... Ugh ...... Humans.
Me: We know Failsafe .... we konw.
Yeah, and Titans sometimes shoulder things. Especially the children Titans! And sometimes we throw hammers. Sometimes we throw grenades like a soldier does. Sometimes we lift. Sometimes we stand around doing nothing. Or sit. Sometimes we dance.
Pretty much your average Titan, really. Me, I just throw around a fire hammer that splits into other fire hammers.
Edit: Oh, and yes, I do punch things, but that's actually mostly because I ran out of ammo and reloading isn't a good idea at the time. Panic punches. Mostly in Crucible.
You praise the sun
I prefer my sword and shotgun. And maybe a shield. Maybe.
@@goldenmine1494 Wow, thank you.
@@thefiresworddragon927 I play hunter more now but I still praise the sun and then It give gun
Edit: spelling
I punched. But I stab now.
0:00 Failsafe is so good at singing
Sounded like she went to high
3:33 I got that audio as I was trying to jump up onto the screen above Ada-1
I got it while jumping on the cases... and the boxes... and the ring above her
4:56 This would turn into a running gag in the Destiny universe
“Don’t even think about jumping on the display cases.”
T U R N S T O W A R D C A S E S
Excuse me but who in the Oblivion thinks Failsafe's "opera" was anything other than horrific torment converted into sound waves?
Wait, let me rephrase that: who was Failsafe screeching that opera for? Why was Asher more annoyed than scared and confused? I have several questions, no, severe confusion, on what in the world 0:18 was.
To be fair, it's common knowledge amongst most characters that Failsafe just fucking hates existing at this point - they probably deal with her basically being the equivalent of an angsty teen Twitter page fairly often lol
@@NotoriousTitan I don’t think she hates existing, I think she just hates being stuck in the same place with no one to talk to.
So rocket launchers aren’t toys?! My life is a lie!
1:08 when someone who claims to be a therapist tries to help you
Cayce ordering a poncho broke my heart.
That "no refunds" thing Cayde says is hilarious
Yeah he was best funder
basically bungie
Y'know, thats the third quote ive heard of destiny characters questioning pineapples. For some reason they just dont get them. Flabbergasted by them.
The most recent one is from the second lore book from then Interference mission.
Inspirational quotes
1."Juice box"
2."what do you mean you can't relax when I am yelling "
3." *...relax..relax more*"
You know it's a problem when Drifter is angrier at Shaxx yelling than reality being torn apart by a spicy wish-bone
Ada: “don’t even think about jumping on the display casings hunter”
Hunter: I have an idea
Rasputin predicted you would return.
JUST KIDDING
3:29 "Don't even think about jumping on the display cases, Hunter"
* Looks at display cases *
"> u >
"You're my favorite" hits differently now
3:49
*Bakengangsta has joined the chat*
Baken other account name is called Shin Malphur
This is ....i never heard that before?! The beginning part with failsafe and asher
.....IKORA! whats this about a book cl-
Ghost: guardian down
Sadly I started playing D2 right when Forsaken came out so I never gotten to experience doing bounties for Cayde
When you don't understand a single word she is saying, Sloan saying "Stay loose, stay loose, stay loose" is funny. You have ABSOLUTELY no idea what she is saying.
Failsafe is so good at singing! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Of all the shit I give D2, I will admit this.
This is what Destiny 1 needed very badly. Everyone has their distinct personality and quirks, it’s actually fun to go around and speak with everyone at the Tower.
Cayde: Youre my favorite, shh! dont tell anybody!
Me, after forsaken: (uncontrollable sobbing)
Eva's Warlock "Compliment" is etched in my mind from the countless times she keeps saying that to me in events.
4:00 Other times, they literally launch themselves like missiles into their enemies. (BEST. SUPER. EVER!)
"You're gonna love this thing! Never regret it."
"No refunds"
3:47 i mean... he is right. his arm is vex and it does influence his brain i think. so he really is the only one who can question and maybe understand the vex
2:17 ...Hah... I wonder what went wrong with the book club.
Might’ve been cayde not reading and or shaxx kept incinerating books after he mesmerized them
@@buterassassin1952 while keeping the helmet on?
The Ana Bray one about Warlocks reminds me of the Postmaster. "Package for the Warlocks, 'Stop floating', bad package."
Now I cant unhear Todd Haberkorn playing as the Drifter.
Dammit Todd. XD
I love how Ada warns you not to jump on the display cases and you just turn to them
“A power box for and underground security system. I guess it wasn’t enough to protect against the collapse. And the Fallen. And the Hive. And the Taken. And the Red Legion. But I bet it worked pretty well against bears.”
One of my favorite lines.
1:41 is one of many reasons that I’m an Eris simp
Omnigul wants her scream back
IM PISSED THAT THIS DIDNT SHOW ASHER MIR SCREAMING AT YOU FOR DOING NOTHING
"You’re gonna love this thing, never regret it! No refunds"😂
"Arcite! Get me a haggins while i narrate this crucible match! ...No, those are rifle bullets. You know what? I'll do it myself."
"Even broken Vex gates are pretty interesting. This one is emitting radio waves. I can almost... okay. Somehow the Vex are listening to classic rock from the Golden Age. They're death robots with a good taste is music" best part ever.
Shaxx yelling “RELAX” is a mood
I can just imagine kiwicumbers being brown furry cucumbers
I regret having an imagination
6:04 Lol, probably listening to AC/DC or Rock 'N Roll All Night!
Metal Gods, more like
DXAshram Never heard of 'em. Kiss and AC/DC are more famous. The latter is linked to America and Australia too, so, big fame there. Everyone has heard of at least one AC/DC song (if it isn't Thunderstruck), why not the Vex?
Though if we learn that they are listening to Through The Fire And Flames, you better mop me off the floor later, cause I will be dead from laughter.
@@thefiresworddragon927 My bad, I should have mentioned the band. Metal Gods is a track by Judas Priest.
DXAshram Never heard of them. I'll look into them.
That last line from Cayde hits different now that we've heard it on the Glykon.
I have had Saint 14 ask me as a hunter "where do you keep all your knives"
5:53 I love how it cuts from Shaxx's yelling to Drifter complaining about said yelling.
"Juice box *grunt*."
HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD ANY OF THESE, THEYRE AMAZINGGG
Failsafe: I am proud to represent an all new opera written by me! And a one, and a two, and-
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAaAAaAaAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAaAAaaaAAaaaaaAAAAAAA-*
Favorite line out of everything
“I am annoyed. And I am armed.”
Me after dying for the fifth time & switching to my last resort weapon
"Don't even THINK of jumping on the display cases, *hunter* ."
*hunter looks over at the display cases before clip cuts*
Can you imagine whene you and your fireteam enter a vex gate and find hundred or thousand of vexs listening to rock concerts simulation, it would be hilarious.
To this day, I have yet to jump on the Black Armory’s display cases.
Not Sloane complaining about the ocean and then befriending a leviathan
I miss grabbing maps and stuff from Cayde
Honestly love the 2700 timestamp at the beginning. Shows that some planets actually have longer days than others.
During the Christmas event, I always thought she said, "Slain any, uhm, bugs lately?"
Which I thought was sorta wholesome....boy was I wrong 😂😅
Dont even *think* about jumping on the display cases, *Hunter.*
*immediately turns towards them
Cayde asking if the awoken had good loot is so funny to me 😭
These lines are gold.
That said, I feel like there are still lines that were missed (easy to do, given the size of the game).
One of my favorites comes from the Pyramidion strike, when the Taken are involved. Your Ghost notifies Ikora and Asher about this. Upon getting no response, he says the following in utter deadpan:
"That's fine. We're only inside a giant, planet-transforming pyramid with interdimensional specters and reality-bending robots. What could go wrong?"
TIL Sedia knew Zavala before he was rezzed. Great videos keep them up. Helps my lore studies too.
The name of the raid was here the entire time 😤
I love Cayde man said “no refunds”
Like a true vendor
5:58 drifter helped kill cayde confirmed
Drifter directed the "One Horned Idiot" towards Shaxx cuz he is always screaming.
@@Zakrulan i have humiliated myself and will now commit suicide
@@plastic6568 dew it u wont ni balls
It may be exclusive to the nightfall version, but in the strike Exodus crash at the ends Zavala has a chance to mention the strike name, the name is Piccolo and he even had a plan B for if the team failed, called Operation Oboe.
I wish like Halo, this game had some dialogue for characters reacting to the guardians just standing there and staring
Lord Shaxx: Guardian, what are you doing? I admit I’m grateful you admire me but we’ve got a war going on!
The last clip made me cry a little bit.
2:11 Ada-1 has hots for swole boiz confirmed
"Did you see that grenade toss? He's a danger only to himself!"
Shaxx: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT CONCENTRATE WHEN IM YELLING?! RELAX!
Drifter: is there anywhere in this tower in this tower where you can't hear that one horned idiot?
So perfectly timed :')
No wonder they are on opposite sides of the tower
@@cin492 tru dat
Eris' talk about how the Traveler created ghost was inspiring...
maybe I should try and make one to open doors too... never thought of that before
0:15
Fuck I was eating and was not prepared for that shit in the first 15 seconds! 😂😂
'With it's dying breath...The Traveller created ghosts...To open doors'-Eris Morn
Ana: talk about warlocks always float
That one speedrunner warlock: *y e s*
Ada-1: don’t even think about jumping on the display cases hunter
Hunter:*looks at display cases with malicious intent*
Who knew a bunch of death robots with super duper pooper awesome scooper technology that were from Venus had good taste in music
"You can't fight when you're that tense Guardian. What's wrong with you? Relax. Relax more. I SAID RELAX!"