The Most Useful Robot EVER MADE

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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025
  • Sick robot fixes Halloween
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    Song: Goodbye Moonmen - Dolphin Smiling (Rick and Morty Cover)

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @angelas1761
    @angelas1761 4 года назад +4200

    Plot twist: this is the first time he’s ever been sober

    • @jame_es673
      @jame_es673 4 года назад +22

      Lmao

    • @tkkitkat5315
      @tkkitkat5315 4 года назад +12

      Lmxhoxihchfhofhocohcohchochochckxhdlhxlhxohxhochoxohxlhxlhxlhxgoxhlxlhxphxphxphxhlxlh lhxhoxyoxoydiheiyeyeoyeoydkydkgxkhxhhochivohchochochocohchocohcohxohcphchpc

    • @PMleft
      @PMleft 4 года назад +6

      Yes

    • @hawkemdownlv
      @hawkemdownlv 4 года назад +5

      @@PMleft why a furry tho

    • @spartanking2972
      @spartanking2972 4 года назад +9

      @@tkkitkat5315 shit he’s having a stroke

  • @lili-uw4lz
    @lili-uw4lz 5 лет назад +7206

    2017 Michael: I have no friends so I programed the robot to shoot me
    2019 Michael: I’m gonna taze every single one of my friends

    • @rblank6358
      @rblank6358 5 лет назад +24

      69th like

    • @case2706
      @case2706 5 лет назад +5

      Chris L 96th like

    • @davidmoran2164
      @davidmoran2164 5 лет назад +5

      And tase them

    • @bokeh6551
      @bokeh6551 5 лет назад +49

      "I wonder why I don't have any friends"

    • @pretendo
      @pretendo 5 лет назад +7

      Wonder what 2020’ll be like

  • @pneumaofficial9581
    @pneumaofficial9581 5 лет назад +23551

    Dear god. He's drunk on apple juice

    • @pegasBaO23
      @pegasBaO23 5 лет назад +979

      like a true 12 year old

    • @ro-ghoul9698
      @ro-ghoul9698 5 лет назад +235

      It's cola

    • @Elon-chan
      @Elon-chan 5 лет назад +89

      @@joeyd143 r/whoooosh

    • @dirt3554
      @dirt3554 5 лет назад +43

      @NikoAdiAdinolfi r/woooosh

    • @NPCSN
      @NPCSN 5 лет назад +52

      Wish... Wait thats not right... Wash.... No... 🤔 woosh! Got it... See i can say stupid shit too. 🤣😂

  • @eggymagn3t234
    @eggymagn3t234 4 года назад +1046

    Michael’s out here inventing Social distance Halloween three years early.

  • @bearsarebrownies6577
    @bearsarebrownies6577 4 года назад +2332

    7 year old when they drink 1 shot of cough syrup and 2 flintstone gummies:

  • @garbagecan5756
    @garbagecan5756 5 лет назад +7678

    “Mum can we have Albert einstein”
    “We have Albert Einstein at home “
    *albert Einstein at home=

    • @crazygamerkasten446
      @crazygamerkasten446 5 лет назад +75

      Garbage can alcoholic albert einstein

    • @verticaltoast2488
      @verticaltoast2488 5 лет назад +20

      The fuggin start of the video says it all

    • @TiredAkami
      @TiredAkami 5 лет назад +12

      Even better

    • @unorthibox
      @unorthibox 5 лет назад +31

      Albert Einstein at home=
      Asian drunk toddler

    • @finr4228
      @finr4228 5 лет назад +14

      actually, i like this einstein more, not the one at the store.

  • @thesuperballer9
    @thesuperballer9 5 лет назад +3831

    Michael has to be the most convincing alcoholic I've ever seen, though he's drinking cola.

  • @annaliese6230
    @annaliese6230 4 года назад +126

    "got my 3D modeling software open I'm ready to take names and lose the respect of my parents. Obligatory self-deprecating punchline" everything about that was iconic

  • @Cheaplinx
    @Cheaplinx 5 лет назад +2848

    *Even though its coke he makes a very convincing drunk peter parker*

    • @jamessawyer9816
      @jamessawyer9816 5 лет назад +32

      Steve Reyes how do we know there’s no liquor in the coke? “_”

    • @Kittymeow68
      @Kittymeow68 5 лет назад +41

      James Sawyer he doesn’t usually act like this when he’s drunk as far as I know, you can find him drunk on that Peter park stream, LilyPichu stream and cold ones pod cast btw lmao

    • @jamessawyer9816
      @jamessawyer9816 5 лет назад +7

      ChimmyNeutron yep I was pretty sure he wasn’t, but... you never know 😂

    • @piguy222
      @piguy222 5 лет назад +10

      Dang, hes too young to be swapping hard liquor for hard drugs

    • @gooseyroo6783
      @gooseyroo6783 4 года назад +3

      So he’s high?

  • @lusir.
    @lusir. 5 лет назад +6231

    Michael is basically Einstein on a budget.

    • @asxterix8588
      @asxterix8588 5 лет назад +22

      LMAO

    • @fauxapples
      @fauxapples 5 лет назад +37

      Holy shit that’s correct

    • @d0gbug
      @d0gbug 5 лет назад +23

      I think he’s actually Einstein but with a higher budget

    • @fathershrek2317
      @fathershrek2317 5 лет назад +23

      No Einstein is Michael on a budget

    • @tylerjimenez8072
      @tylerjimenez8072 5 лет назад +1

      Great Value

  • @InsideOfMyOwnMind
    @InsideOfMyOwnMind 5 лет назад +676

    Every time I finish one of his videos I feel like I just woke up from a weird dream or something.

    • @sauceman_
      @sauceman_ 4 года назад +4

      same

    • @aatheeswarank7025
      @aatheeswarank7025 4 года назад +3

      He is lawful chaotic

    • @InsideOfMyOwnMind
      @InsideOfMyOwnMind 4 года назад +4

      @@aatheeswarank7025 You don't know how much you just caused me to learn by googling that term. BTW they call me true neutral in the online survey. idk.

    • @aatheeswarank7025
      @aatheeswarank7025 4 года назад +1

      @@InsideOfMyOwnMind cool. Good for you .

    •  4 года назад

      @@aatheeswarank7025 i did a test, lol i was chaotic evil,Why?!?!

  • @your_death1229
    @your_death1229 4 года назад +136

    "This channel is so meta it parodies it's own content weeeeeeee I am ageing" Michael reeves 2017

  • @henry8302
    @henry8302 5 лет назад +1522

    I wonder why he makes such a convincing alcoholic. Huh.

    • @mylifeaschloe8422
      @mylifeaschloe8422 5 лет назад +84

      Speaking from experience, I found it to be what everyone thinks being drunk is like. Do note that everyone is different when drunk. But it just felt like he was using the stereotypical drunk flailing and body movement. But eh. He wasn't actually drunk, obviously, so like he's totally cool. He's a good boi.

    • @ethanchambers02
      @ethanchambers02 5 лет назад +26

      Method acting

    • @idkproductions9309
      @idkproductions9309 5 лет назад +6

      @@mylifeaschloe8422 * cough * acting * cough *

    • @sethalexander4283
      @sethalexander4283 5 лет назад +5

      Jordan The Fallen Killjoy you’re name fits you very well

    • @Cixon14
      @Cixon14 5 лет назад +13

      It was the burp for me. Also he slurs his words just right, like a toddler that didn’t get the candy they wanted.

  • @Harish-xw2jt
    @Harish-xw2jt 4 года назад +2487

    Let's be honest that was next level acting

    • @justcri
      @justcri 4 года назад +10

      Harish Ram how di you know he is active

    • @txalvrs
      @txalvrs 4 года назад +6

      Like father like son

    • @BELURATBEASTS
      @BELURATBEASTS 4 года назад +9

      The mans drunk

    • @adumbasswhoexists1217
      @adumbasswhoexists1217 4 года назад +13

      No he was just drunk the whole time

    • @bananamanjo3
      @bananamanjo3 4 года назад +11

      Day 627399337 of quarantine

  • @samihhaq271
    @samihhaq271 4 года назад +787

    Michael Reeves the inventor who can only make something useful when he's drunk.

  • @TheOnlyDeerAlive4137
    @TheOnlyDeerAlive4137 4 года назад +427

    3rd graders when taking shots of Gatorade from the cap

  • @Thomaslilli.
    @Thomaslilli. 4 года назад +4571

    Plot twist: he was actually drunk

    • @potshot5888
      @potshot5888 4 года назад +136

      Yes drunk toddler make robot

    • @ledanker907
      @ledanker907 4 года назад +61

      he rick when he drunk

    • @L4dybug
      @L4dybug 4 года назад +23

      Probably tbh

    • @nessybite
      @nessybite 4 года назад +17

      The baby took dads vodka

    • @benizok3621
      @benizok3621 4 года назад +34

      Have you seen mykull drunk. He gets more sober when he drinks.

  • @noahnaishtut3267
    @noahnaishtut3267 5 лет назад +2255

    morty as an adult after his whole family dies.

  • @grimm.reeper.9025
    @grimm.reeper.9025 4 года назад +1158

    Alternate title: “middle school boy gets drunk on chocolate milk and dreams he made a “useful” robot”

    • @renilol705
      @renilol705 4 года назад +9

      It is useful so dont even think about shit like that

    • @DsVidz1
      @DsVidz1 4 года назад +7

      It is apple juice

    • @0zero728
      @0zero728 4 года назад +4

      It is literally a controlled sentry turret that could possibly shoot dildos, what more could u want

    • @benchapman21
      @benchapman21 4 года назад +1

      i hate how people talk about middle schoolers like that. they thing they are babies and do things elementary students and kindergarteners do

    • @PurifiedSoul0
      @PurifiedSoul0 4 года назад +1

      @@benchapman21 ok 12 year old

  • @pizzacake4097
    @pizzacake4097 4 года назад +2066

    I love that he pretends to be drunk yet he’s just drinking coke

  • @bittybean
    @bittybean 5 лет назад +2202

    Me: lol he pretending to be drunk
    Me: he too young lol
    My brain: no he's not
    Me: wha- oh yeah...wtf

    • @timekeeperssb
      @timekeeperssb 5 лет назад +44

      I think he was then though. Pretty sure he's like 22.

    • @FlyXcur
      @FlyXcur 5 лет назад +4

      @@timekeeperssb Dawgs like 24

    • @futrious
      @futrious 5 лет назад +8

      @@FlyXcur he is 22

    • @8_su
      @8_su 5 лет назад +33

      He's not drunk he's just like this

    • @Hauntwrk
      @Hauntwrk 5 лет назад +2

      SCRUB KNIGHT exactly

  • @frog3129
    @frog3129 5 лет назад +4375

    I'd say that Michael is like the Walmart version of Tony stark at best.

    • @krazedgo-at4836
      @krazedgo-at4836 5 лет назад +8

      Yes Mitch good

    • @minerpig04
      @minerpig04 5 лет назад +48

      Great value Tony Stark. Aluminum dude

    • @ZenPanda676
      @ZenPanda676 5 лет назад +10

      Ehhhh....more like K-Mart

    • @ClawvsDoge
      @ClawvsDoge 5 лет назад +2

      Yup.

    • @kj8168
      @kj8168 5 лет назад +17

      Nah he’s the Tony Stark you find in the dumpster behind the walmart

  • @therealobamaobamaofficial948
    @therealobamaobamaofficial948 4 года назад +828

    Alternate title: local Asian has mental breakdown for 11 minutes

  • @justsomeguywithamask1564
    @justsomeguywithamask1564 4 года назад +137

    *Michael when sober* : I make useless robots
    *Michael when drunk* : hold my beer

  • @pogtonium5084
    @pogtonium5084 4 года назад +1495

    wait he's not cursing a lot when he's drunk on apple juice, why

    • @nathabot12
      @nathabot12 4 года назад +9

      I don't know.

    • @kurtisvogal5962
      @kurtisvogal5962 4 года назад +26

      Maybe because of him cussing a lot not being drunk that he's gone loopy

    • @-REDTRUCK-
      @-REDTRUCK- 4 года назад +1

      reverse osmosis 🤷‍♂️

    • @glutenfreeair8970
      @glutenfreeair8970 4 года назад +8

      Foxfozl it’s because when he’s drunk on his sweet juice it reminds him of the trauma of the taser that was to fix is swearing, so the emotional trauma makes him think it’s still there so he doesn’t cuss as much

    • @pogtonium5084
      @pogtonium5084 4 года назад +4

      @@glutenfreeair8970 Ah thank you for putting that together, it all make sense now, but what was first again on publish date, the taser, or this video?

  • @jacow6313
    @jacow6313 4 года назад +3547

    Me: can we get Mark Rober
    Mom: we have Mark Rober at home
    Mark Rober at home

  • @octobrot7591
    @octobrot7591 5 лет назад +718

    This is the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a person drunk on Apple juice
    *Urrrrrpfh*

    • @hazmatpants
      @hazmatpants 5 лет назад +3

      How do you know it's apple juice

    • @octobrot7591
      @octobrot7591 5 лет назад +3

      Guy Wearing A Twins Mask its what the stains remind me of

    • @crxwd8205
      @crxwd8205 5 лет назад

      diet coke*

    • @name-uh5ee
      @name-uh5ee 5 лет назад +1

      It's Root Beer

  • @hannahsulhoff958
    @hannahsulhoff958 4 года назад +62

    I was about to click the link, then realized that this was 3 years ago.

  • @TreelsGold
    @TreelsGold 5 лет назад +954

    What do u mean his things dont help
    His tomato picking machine is worth a life

    • @e-tan3911
      @e-tan3911 5 лет назад +61

      It would probably take a life, too

    • @ezratn941
      @ezratn941 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah

    • @flamethrowerall
      @flamethrowerall 5 лет назад +5

      Trippy, he hadn’t made the tomato spike yet when he made this video

    • @badgamble
      @badgamble 5 лет назад +2

      I will buy that machine. I mean it.

    • @Sputnik09
      @Sputnik09 5 лет назад

      @@e-tan3911 A soul for a soul

  • @devindoesntlikeyou2546
    @devindoesntlikeyou2546 4 года назад +2209

    I'm actually having trouble figuring out if he's actually drunk or just acting in the intro

  • @kittyjoint
    @kittyjoint 6 лет назад +2925

    *_"hello it is I_*
    *_A PIECE OF SHIT"_*

  • @shanefoley579
    @shanefoley579 3 года назад +40

    this video is 3 years old but i was half expecting him to order pizza and assault the delivery man

    • @maffy542
      @maffy542 2 года назад +1

      8:10

    • @justa2919
      @justa2919 8 месяцев назад

      This comment had me questioning
      It say this video is 3 years old it was uploaded in 2017 then the comment is 3 years old and it's 2024 I've never had such a huge brain fart before

  • @vegbetle
    @vegbetle 7 лет назад +5656

    this video makes my youtube buddy go up

  • @Lynpvx
    @Lynpvx 4 года назад +1000

    Mom: There is alot of problems in the world
    Michael: Children is the biggest problem

    • @michaelramsey82
      @michaelramsey82 4 года назад +8

      Ironic, considering he is a child himself

    • @Lynpvx
      @Lynpvx 4 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @spugintrntl
      @spugintrntl 4 года назад +10

      Well, you know, there's only one thing worse than a rapist...

    • @TheUnknown-kw3fl
      @TheUnknown-kw3fl 4 года назад

      Your from roblox cult

    • @spugintrntl
      @spugintrntl 4 года назад

      @@yeah9690 THANK you. I've waited a month for someone to say that.

  • @XibaXela
    @XibaXela 6 лет назад +612

    I heard they print a fresh clone of Michael for each episode.

  • @reillyhenderson9419
    @reillyhenderson9419 4 года назад +21

    if you took a shot of wine every time he took a sip, you'd be blacked out screaming the wrong lyrics to your favorite song

  • @skytronixgaming8724
    @skytronixgaming8724 5 лет назад +680

    make a RUclips buddy gun, but attached to the screaming roomba, so that when it sees you, it screams then fires

  • @raccwacc
    @raccwacc 5 лет назад +460

    Dont you ever get drunk and build robots at 2:00 am

    • @1224chrisng
      @1224chrisng 5 лет назад

      I would like the comment but there's 2^8 likes

    • @supernova5434
      @supernova5434 5 лет назад

      Yeah for me it would be better not to have a drunk guy around a $1.5M robot that can end the world(GLaDOS)

    • @dicedt9783
      @dicedt9783 5 лет назад

      I can’t like it. There are 420 likes

    • @False_add
      @False_add 5 лет назад

      James Mamone tru

  • @peytoncox8146
    @peytoncox8146 6 лет назад +919

    Rick and Morty season 4 looks good.

  • @GrubbusHubbus
    @GrubbusHubbus 4 года назад +59

    Michael: Who are you?
    Drunk Michael: I'm you, but I only show up on Halloween to ruin everyone's day.

  • @vincentbero1228
    @vincentbero1228 5 лет назад +1279

    It may be 2019 but I still love watching all these older videos

    • @annieheath5974
      @annieheath5974 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @annieheath5974
      @annieheath5974 5 лет назад +1

      Roomba Is my favorite

    • @lifecereal7601
      @lifecereal7601 5 лет назад +3

      it may be 2019, but you still use that old weird face thing from like 2016

    • @mxims97
      @mxims97 5 лет назад +1

      @@lifecereal7601 no man that face is from like 2008 lol

    • @lifecereal7601
      @lifecereal7601 5 лет назад

      mxims97 true

  • @lead_tv
    @lead_tv 5 лет назад +3828

    "I hate kids"
    but micheal, youre 12

  • @theapexanomoly5354
    @theapexanomoly5354 7 лет назад +400

    “Obligatory self-deprecating punchline”

  • @Nintenoble
    @Nintenoble 4 года назад +76

    The fact that he actually drank on the floor without spilling or choking is the most impressive thing he’s ever done

    • @_RUSH_
      @_RUSH_ Год назад +2

      Two words my friend:
      Racist Elmo

  • @pforgottonsoul
    @pforgottonsoul 5 лет назад +294

    watching this i'm just more convinced he's evil tony stark.

    • @jedimindglitch89
      @jedimindglitch89 4 года назад +7

      He's chaotic neutral Tony stark

    • @workwithme8500
      @workwithme8500 4 года назад +2

      Jedi Mind Glitch or something

    • @tyyyfo297
      @tyyyfo297 4 года назад

      patrick watkins dead

    • @renilol705
      @renilol705 4 года назад

      He is more like dr doofenshmirtz and he built a nokidstron

  • @jdcivpol5278
    @jdcivpol5278 5 лет назад +219

    When I clicked on this video I said that there is no way Michael could make a useful robot.

    • @beastlymace2214
      @beastlymace2214 5 лет назад +3

      But he became drunk and being drunk makes u the opposite so we have useful robots

    • @Flipdip
      @Flipdip 5 лет назад

      TheOneAn

    • @Flipdip
      @Flipdip 5 лет назад

      Well he’s not wrong

  • @crmgeschiedenis9940
    @crmgeschiedenis9940 7 лет назад +181

    never hung up the suicide hotline so fast

    • @jetison333
      @jetison333 7 лет назад +2

      Honestly you could take this two ways... except this is michael reeves

    • @NPCSN
      @NPCSN 5 лет назад

      🤣😂🤣

    • @BibleStorm
      @BibleStorm 5 лет назад +1

      @@jetison333 he definitely killed himself

  • @bhaskaranp5688
    @bhaskaranp5688 4 года назад +195

    Me:* peacefully watching Michael go insane*
    RUclips algorithm: Best time to screw up with an ad

  • @wardippy226
    @wardippy226 5 лет назад +318

    Michael pretending he's drunk (i hope just pretending), filming and "acting" at the same time is still more clever than me and still has lower self-esteem.
    You are a legend.

  • @dixout4harambe38
    @dixout4harambe38 7 лет назад +653

    Man, that's some really strong tea you have there.

  • @merkai8114
    @merkai8114 4 года назад +987

    This dude is a hybrid of Rick and Morty, but with like 30$ budget for every invention
    Damn guys I regretted this comment like 5 times how the fuck did it get 1k likes?

  • @cjcastanos3223
    @cjcastanos3223 4 года назад +45

    Drunk Michael seems like regular Michael to me

  • @TripleDakury
    @TripleDakury 4 года назад +95

    I thought he was acting as a blind drunk man but now I realize he's a deadbeat dad that's very creative about leaving his kids

  • @aguynamedz-8662
    @aguynamedz-8662 5 лет назад +466

    “I’m ready to take names and lose the respect of my parents”
    - Micheal Reeves
    2018

    • @jeffd.683
      @jeffd.683 5 лет назад +2

      2017, actually.

    • @swampy7116
      @swampy7116 5 лет назад +1

      I reeaally want to like but it's at 69 likes so I'm having a crisis

    • @annabaelfire2173
      @annabaelfire2173 5 лет назад

      @@swampy7116 I'm having the same crisis

    • @kalumW
      @kalumW 5 лет назад

      @@annabaelfire2173 bruh watch this

    • @annabaelfire2173
      @annabaelfire2173 5 лет назад

      @@kalumW omg omg omg you killed the 69!

  • @HeyItsTheWykydtron
    @HeyItsTheWykydtron 6 лет назад +602

    If Morty was a Rick it would be Michael Reeves

    • @Joey.S
      @Joey.S 6 лет назад +3

      @Sir Rex r/woooosh

    • @Joey.S
      @Joey.S 6 лет назад +2

      You didnt get the joke, did you? He was saying that the dude from the channel (Michael Reeves) looks like Morty, but builds robots like Rick, so if Morty was Rick it would be him/Michael Reeves and not actually Morty Rick. And No, you dont r/woooosh people who explain a joke but people who doesnt understand a joke

    • @melaniemint8075
      @melaniemint8075 6 лет назад

      So evil Morty?

    • @nightell4099
      @nightell4099 6 лет назад +1

      evil morty
      ;)

    • @drmeanie
      @drmeanie 6 лет назад +1

      Not evil Morty though; the weird rick from the first citadel episode

  • @guiAstorDunc
    @guiAstorDunc 3 года назад +32

    The fact that he used a can as the controller is honestly an inspiring maneuver

  • @N8McKay26
    @N8McKay26 4 года назад +393

    Micheal is going to end up being the real life rick

  • @SheenylHassan
    @SheenylHassan 5 лет назад +180

    I've never seen a drunk 1/2 Philippino before...

    • @hamstert00ns35
      @hamstert00ns35 5 лет назад +4

      Wet he's filipino

    • @davankrueger1725
      @davankrueger1725 5 лет назад +5

      @@hamstert00ns35 but half a philippino

    • @mmakolit
      @mmakolit 5 лет назад

      @@davankrueger1725 **filipino
      Wrong spell bruh😂

  • @Alonsos305
    @Alonsos305 5 лет назад +730

    70 year old Michael is basically just Rick from Rick and Morty
    I can totally see Rick taking Morty to a dimension of Ding Dings.

  • @fuzkomic4270
    @fuzkomic4270 4 года назад +58

    I love how this 13 year ol- I mean 23 year old filipino guy pretending to be drunk by chocolate milk

  • @ratter622
    @ratter622 6 лет назад +271

    I never knew that Tony Stark had a brother that drinks more than the Valkyrie from Thor Ragnarok.

  • @sneeeper
    @sneeeper 4 года назад +282

    Me watching this: are u drunk?
    Him: spills pepsi all over himself

  • @GrimIngage
    @GrimIngage 5 лет назад +279

    I can only imagine the peoples first impression on this guy if this were the first video you watch on this channel XD

    • @JS-iu3ce
      @JS-iu3ce 5 лет назад +3

      Grim Ingage luckily for me I saw his your robot ideas suck video first

    • @crypt5129
      @crypt5129 4 года назад

      spec short circuit Trigger-Me Elmo for me

  • @paperfox2787
    @paperfox2787 4 года назад +13

    This vid in a nutshell: drunk depressed mechanic tries to make an useful robot but makes a turret that shoots shit

  • @otenny7345
    @otenny7345 5 лет назад +1262

    I didn’t know 12 year olds were allowed to drink over there

    • @philippeprevost9849
      @philippeprevost9849 5 лет назад +5

      Tennyson Mai wait hes twelve

    • @parkermonette5397
      @parkermonette5397 5 лет назад +39

      @@philippeprevost9849 He turns 13 in march

    • @logandh2
      @logandh2 5 лет назад +15

      Only the really smart ones, we gotta kill those brain cells somehow and people aren’t allowed to just beat them anymore

    • @threeco2350
      @threeco2350 4 года назад +7

      I'm scared of smart people

    • @legendaryjay2532
      @legendaryjay2532 4 года назад +4

      Parker Monette no he turns 22 in November

  • @paulbeahm3891
    @paulbeahm3891 5 лет назад +340

    I remember when I wore a white shirt one time...
    It's a brown shirt now.

    • @paulbeahm3891
      @paulbeahm3891 5 лет назад +3

      @Jay Jay went through a GG Allin phase...
      I missed the stage and it went on my shirt instead.

    • @Daltonconder
      @Daltonconder 5 лет назад +2

      i did the same with a pair of pants once!

  • @vladimirstefanov8602
    @vladimirstefanov8602 5 лет назад +355

    5:55 That actually makes me sad

  • @mr_dolphin621
    @mr_dolphin621 4 года назад +19

    "I BUILT MACHING GUN THAT TARGTS PEOPLE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE"

  • @certainlynotmaindenless2315
    @certainlynotmaindenless2315 5 лет назад +369

    This is the toughest man alive on earth, how is he edurancing the pain of wearing that shirt

    • @hayden_dev
      @hayden_dev 5 лет назад +1

      Enduring*

    • @liamkarmasine8793
      @liamkarmasine8793 5 лет назад +3

      Hayden endurancing is the correct way you nitwit

    • @cooldog8580
      @cooldog8580 5 лет назад

      @@liamkarmasine8793 it's actually not. I don't even think "endurancing" is a word.

    • @jerrymartin7019
      @jerrymartin7019 5 лет назад +2

      @@cooldog8580
      No edurancing is right

    • @stevendaigle3913
      @stevendaigle3913 5 лет назад +1

      @@cooldog8580 Bruh what? Endurancing is definitely right

  • @santiagoac8911
    @santiagoac8911 4 года назад +1808

    This is not drunk michael, drunk michael is more like an actual human being and stuff

    • @Void_Empress_Ishvalda
      @Void_Empress_Ishvalda 4 года назад +36

      Yes and I think half drunk Michael would probably just tazer every one

    • @jackuar373
      @jackuar373 4 года назад +44

      @@Void_Empress_Ishvalda no thats just sober michael

    • @aaronmueller1560
      @aaronmueller1560 4 года назад +15

      Indeed, now we know that drunk Michael acts almost identical to sober Michael

    • @rimurutempest4945
      @rimurutempest4945 4 года назад +14

      Santiago Aguirre that’s because the alcohol dilutes the cocaine in his system.

    • @Marcus-gd4it
      @Marcus-gd4it 4 года назад +3

      @@rimurutempest4945 second time i’ve seen this exact joke

  • @paperluigi-gs8cs
    @paperluigi-gs8cs 4 года назад +712

    michael with the black glasses looks like tom holland

    • @facepalm7606
      @facepalm7606 4 года назад +25

      An offbrand Tom Holland

    • @casswa7723
      @casswa7723 4 года назад +4

      Actually he kinda does...
      wow.

    • @connorknaff
      @connorknaff 4 года назад +2

      true

    • @toastybunzo97
      @toastybunzo97 4 года назад +8

      If Tom holland was a 4 foot tall, Filipino elon musk

    • @dolphinboi2071
      @dolphinboi2071 4 года назад +1

      That’s not Tom Holland?

  • @filmzindustries
    @filmzindustries 3 года назад +8

    Michael "*drank*"
    Us knowing dam well that he's 14 and probably drinking tea,coka cola,Pepsi,or coco milk.

  • @fishermanfan99driver36
    @fishermanfan99driver36 5 лет назад +194

    Your inventions help people man...the tomato spike is the most revolutionary inventions of the 21st century

  • @armymantv3972
    @armymantv3972 6 лет назад +949

    U should of made a candy bowl that detects when u take more than one peice of candy and fires a youtube buddy at you for doing that.

    • @UndeterminedThing
      @UndeterminedThing 6 лет назад +104

      actually, the same thing, but it shoots you with a glock 18 in both kneecaps.

    • @yeetskitter3068
      @yeetskitter3068 5 лет назад +5

      @Noot Noot Wants Noose Noose why not 68

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN 5 лет назад +8

      after you take 3 it just knocks the bowl over

    • @daddy8884
      @daddy8884 5 лет назад +1

      Or calls you fatty

    • @matthewprue1010
      @matthewprue1010 5 лет назад +1

      RichConnerGMN thanks undertale

  • @mikeyadams
    @mikeyadams 7 лет назад +297

    youtube recommended this to me under "pop music"

  • @ODA-258
    @ODA-258 3 года назад +17

    I like how he has a book called clean code in the background while he makes unclean code. 0:10

  • @ewanbarnardmusic
    @ewanbarnardmusic 4 года назад +395

    This is like if Rick was stuck in Morty's body

    • @thecorrosiveking
      @thecorrosiveking 4 года назад +15

      Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science

    • @reharm_reality
      @reharm_reality 4 года назад +12

      Wait that's literally just Michael

    • @aesthetic_rex
      @aesthetic_rex 4 года назад +7

      Sounds like a really shitty fanfiction

  • @LordCapybara08
    @LordCapybara08 5 лет назад +3106

    Phillipino Tom Holland but Elon Musk
    Is a god

  • @NicknotNak
    @NicknotNak 5 лет назад +139

    8:12. Whenever I have to share my candy with my house goblins that I am forced to live with.
    This is the content I subscribe for. This and that 33rd try.

    • @jasim.haneef
      @jasim.haneef 5 лет назад

      Nakita Lander gave me filthy frank vibes

  • @Tambourlas
    @Tambourlas 4 года назад +40

    Michael after he gets kicked out of offline tv be like:

    • @komiks42
      @komiks42 3 года назад +1

      He did?

    • @Tambourlas
      @Tambourlas 3 года назад +2

      @@komiks42 no but it's kinda funny to think that the intro would be his reaction if he actually got kicked

    • @ncrsoldier4603
      @ncrsoldier4603 3 года назад +5

      @@Tambourlas No if he got kicked he would rig their whole house with tasers. So not much would change.

  • @waffelman432
    @waffelman432 7 лет назад +219

    dude, you should chill with that tea, you don't seem sober

  • @mailboy1940
    @mailboy1940 4 года назад +300

    I love how the ‘beer’ is actually into a plastic bottle

    • @dummkopf7981
      @dummkopf7981 4 года назад +1

      Also its juice or smthn

    •  4 года назад +1

      @@dummkopf7981 it's beer bruv, look how drunk a 12 year old is

    • @prankinstien6041
      @prankinstien6041 4 года назад +8

      @ *NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE APPLE JUICE*

    • @komiks42
      @komiks42 3 года назад +3

      I saw bear in plastic in few places in the world.
      They almost always was the shitiest bear you can buy, but still

    • @JanglePangle
      @JanglePangle 3 года назад +2

      @@komiks42 Holy shit how do you fit a whole bear in a bottle?

  • @tummywubs5071
    @tummywubs5071 6 лет назад +250

    8:11 That's how I want to say trick or treat from now on.

  • @doos6172
    @doos6172 4 года назад +42

    mans literally re-invented the cannon

  • @krobuskoffee3354
    @krobuskoffee3354 4 года назад +125

    his shirt was whole-ass different colour by the end.

  • @scarlettrhinehart3677
    @scarlettrhinehart3677 5 лет назад +120

    He does better videos when he is drunk on apple juice lol

  • @KentHeckel
    @KentHeckel 7 лет назад +122

    This is a masterpiece

  • @galactic-hamster7043
    @galactic-hamster7043 3 года назад +5

    The sunglasses are a perfect addition to the mad hungover scientist effect

  • @catz_ee
    @catz_ee 6 лет назад +156

    you should combine this robot with your revolutionary laser eye surgery robot to create an automated candy beggar denial system/cataract remover

  • @kylewatson491
    @kylewatson491 6 лет назад +335

    7:12 I feel like he didn’t mean to do that one

  • @frostytheiceberg1127
    @frostytheiceberg1127 5 лет назад +334

    **terrible rick voice** I'M gOnNa (burp) FiX Ha-ha-HallOwEeN.

  • @isaacbailey3681
    @isaacbailey3681 3 года назад +4

    When trick-or-treaters are annoying you so you literally make a sentry:
    “THE ENGINEER”

  • @jonkers5212
    @jonkers5212 7 лет назад +743

    Just by seeing this video I immediately know this man has never been drunk

    • @dkhosh7380
      @dkhosh7380 7 лет назад +70

      Ben Armstrong OH NOOOO YOU FOUND OUT lol its a joke and hes a good boi in collage

    • @johnnyvendlistrash1796
      @johnnyvendlistrash1796 7 лет назад +13

      T Khosh you spelled college wrong

    • @dkhosh7380
      @dkhosh7380 7 лет назад +7

      Johnny Vendl Is Trash omg I'm soooo sad I spelled something wrong XD who gives a shit this is a yt comment section dude

    • @minecrafter0505
      @minecrafter0505 7 лет назад +24

      "man"

    • @Mrstreet1999
      @Mrstreet1999 7 лет назад +33

      Coming from Britain I find it so weird that you have to be 21 to drink over there

  • @killysnowsw
    @killysnowsw 5 лет назад +238

    you know drinking wont make you taller, right?

  • @platypus8967
    @platypus8967 5 лет назад +86

    8:37, yes Michael, we are the ones who look like fools.

    • @eero7507
      @eero7507 4 года назад +2

      Stop insulting the gremlin, hes gonna tell his parents

    • @dch0614
      @dch0614 4 года назад

      @Random Animations yes.

  • @alexcrazy1492
    @alexcrazy1492 2 года назад +2

    I swear this is just an episode of Rick and Morty where Michael is Rick

  • @peterdietrich8810
    @peterdietrich8810 6 лет назад +125

    Make a large wheeled robot covered in barbed wire that waits 5-2 minutes and then rushes the first moving thing it sees.

    • @Doug_Gimmedome-n7p
      @Doug_Gimmedome-n7p 6 лет назад +1

      It's like russian roulette with a pointy twist! :o

    • @gi6bo
      @gi6bo 6 лет назад +1

      69 likes no one break it

  • @chonkuswaffle
    @chonkuswaffle 4 года назад +63

    HE’S GONE THOUGH SO MANY WHITE SHIRTS

  • @faithguitarable
    @faithguitarable 5 лет назад +36

    I don't know whether to be concerned or impressed by the fact that I genuinely can't tell whether he was drunk or not. I know it was probably coke but he could have drunk off-screen or something.

  • @theroyalcorgi4463
    @theroyalcorgi4463 3 года назад +15

    To those of you who think he's actually drunk, remember... he's only 12, so he's underage.

    • @soyjakchud
      @soyjakchud 2 года назад

      he was 19 or 20 in this vid