Fuhmily. F&F 10: Tony Stark is Vin Diesel's grandpa and introduces them to next gen transformer vehicles to go to war with Galactus in an alternate time line universe.
Fast 10: All of the teams cars combine into a giant robot and then the bad guys teams cars combine into a bigger, scarier giant robot and they have a massive fist fight
likely but backwards. The bad guys cars turn into a giant robot, but The Family's will be bigger because Vin Diesel will be in the writers room demanding it
Somebody’s comment in another video on this movie fuckin’ killed me where he said the next movie needs to have them all go into space to fight aliens and Dom ends up crashing on an alien planet where he meets Riddick and realizes he’s a clone. And it needs to be called “FAST 10….Your Seat Belts.”
@@SuperMurray2009 haven't heard of that. I'll have to check it out. What do you mean they ruined him? Because of Chronicles? Ya, that was a fun sci Fi popcorn flick...but not Riddick. The last one (Riddick) was decent, but Pitch Black was really good.
Dude, wtf?! Especially towards the end with the 18-wheeler smashing the drone plane on the cliff! No burn marks, no trace of smoke or ash particles on his shirt, no debris on his face! 🤦🏻♂️🥴 omg…lmao.
Alex is mentaly broken from this movie, OJ is going in his head "this movie was worse than the shitty movies i watch" and AJ is goign through the several stages of mind fuckery before their eyes xD
@@damonmcfarland9364 he also hasn't seen any fast and furious movies aside from the first one and Hobbs and Shaw meaning he knows nothing of what's going on.
@@navidraimi9631 he’s the new “black superman” must be a plant by that supernatural criminal organisation from Hobbs and Shaw. I don’t know why anyone carried on watching this shit after the 4th or 5th film.
When Joe accidentally said tourette's instead of Toretto and then explained how Dom has tourette's and that's why he keeps saying "Family" was about the same time I hit that thumbs up button.
Watching OJ trying to keep it together throughout Joe's explanation of this mess of a movie has me in tears lol, one of the funniest reviews you guys has ever done
@Clockwork Man Okay yeah, hollow earth/ planet core with mole people would be pretty pleasantly stupid too. I don't know how outright sci fi or fantasy they're willing to go though.
@@nickuva6508 Cant just say hes Joe bro, anybody could be just be an average Joe. The joe this guys talking about is special, one might even say, hes an AngryJoe
That is because they are paychecks. They onny do these movies for money. Brian was meant to be a retired character now they are bringing him back with Paul walker as a cgi character. Why oh yeah money this franchise would never have the success if they didn't make it crazy and filled it with a-list actor's
it's hilarious listening to you guys attempt to make sense of Fast and Furious 9! I thought they stopped making these movies after 7 because Paul Walker passed away and they ended that movie a sweet memorial. That would have been a great way to end the entire series
Interviewer: What is this Fast N Furious about? Vin Diesel: Family! Interviewer: What crazy stunts will we see with cars? Vin Diesel: Family. Interviewer: Who is the antagonist? Vin Diesel: Family?
They keep making these fucking movies... I remember when it was about street racing, and not Vin Diesel surfing a car through space to stop nuclear war between the U.S and Russia
I have a feeling, that this can only end by revealing that dom didnt make the train jump in the first one, and this is his dreams in a coma. Brian died and Dom barely survived and this is just the mad ravings of a mind in limbo. it gets crazier each time as the meds keep getting turned up to keep him alive. End of F10 has to be him waking up.
What is there to spoil I saw the movie on Tuesday and I knew from right away that cena will get double crossed he redeems himself turns good helps the team leaves and come back in 10 because they did the exact same as statham. You can't spoil something that is predictable
Lol, that’s HONESTLY how the plot of this movie sounds: a bunch of 7-year-old boys playing with a collection of action figures and toy cars improvising a “storyline” for the action on the fly.
@@jaythomas468 Pretty sure the scene where the kid plays with the car/rocket ship toys and the mom goes "you drive like your father" was there on purpose. Another in-movie reference to their own absurdity.
The running joke of Roman breaking the third wall and acknowledging they are invincible and special like the fans keep saying is the greatest thing Ive ever seen.
The last fast movie I watched was the one where they drove the bank bolts through the city. I watched this one on family vacation and i regret it. It went from street racing to heist movies and now over the top action movies. Ludachris’s character was just a street guy and now he’s some kind of math expert and hand to hand combatant.
I feel ya, it feels like it’s a different franchise at this point, hell, almost all the characters are different from when they first debuted, in the first movie Dom didn’t talk about family, sure, he had his team, but even then he admitted it didn’t matter to him when racing, Roman used to be a bit of a tough guy with an authority problem and a smart mouth, but became a dumb fast talker in the later movies, hell, he became dumber as the movies went on, Tej as you said was just a mechanic, but all of a sudden he became a hacker, hell, even the Rock’s character changed for the worse and became softer ever since Fast 7, and he’s not as old as the original characters
Apparently all the main actors had stipulations in their contracts that their characters couldn't die. Leading to more ridiculous things they survive for no apparent lore or explained reason.
The whole time you guys were laughing at the whole plot of the movie, all I could see was Vin Diesel's face above you with that angry look......like he doesn't like what you're saying about the movie! 😂😂😂 yeah physics took a long 2 hour break when this movie was made
They turned into the Avengers and they all know how to dispatch and went from street racing teens, stealing dvd players to killing professional military soldiers. This series has turned into a parody of itself
What’s worse is that they let Brian take care of the kids . Brian literally hated the parent life but we must believe he sat on the sidelines while Mia was doing all those dangerous stuff 🤣🤣🤣
Film commentators always wanna show off that they know a lot about the characters they comment on. I don't think these 3 have ever watched Tokyo Drift😂😂😂
Start watching at 7:00 , close your eyes and it pretty much sounds like 3 drunk guys telling stupid stories. And then you remember it’s an actual film.
F10 title: "The fast and furious: the awakening" Toretto wakes up from a coma he suffered when he crashed with the semi truck in the first movie. Only to realize he dreamt a shitty saga.
Fnf should've ended at Fast 5. It was a good send off for the whole crew. All of em rich and living thier best lives. That shouldve been the end. Period.
Listening to them explain the beginning made me think of when we were kids. And we would come up with crazy scenarios. “CARS DRIVING THROUGH MINEFIELD BUT THEN A HELICOPTER COMES AND TRIES TO KILL THEM BUT THEN KING KONG JUMPS UP AND KILLS THE HELICOPTER”
Personally 6 and 7 were insane but not condescending. F8 and F9 are just ridiculously condescending, like "look at Dom and his gang going to space, and you can't tell us this doesn't make sense cause we're the ones making the movie here"
So glad I seen the movie so I knew exactly what they were talking about and can relate. I was laughing my ass off watching them explain these ridiculous scenes. I have been saying for the past several F&F that the stunts in these movies are just getting wayyyyy too insane. Why does AJ keep calling Hahn's name "Hand"?? LOL.
If the writers want to take it to the next level, the ending scene of the saga should show a little kid playing with some hot wheels and an action figure of a bald dude.
F10 is just gonna be them in space for the entire film and then the next two films after. By the time we get to F15 they're gonna be going back in time to put NOS on a Model T.
Spoiler, the final scene in Final Fast (F11) Dom teaches his 16 year old son how to drive.....then the Fast Series gets Animated with a Dreamworks type action movie starring the Son.
They peaked at 7 when they were driving a supercar around Dubai skyscrapers trying to steal a daft device whilst Jason Stathan just spawns like a game character wherever he needs to be with whatever equipment.
when Han explained how he was still alive, i felt my brain power down. also who the fuck goes into the jungle in a hellcat and a gt500 and can still outpace ATVs? this was too much. i have overlooked a lot with them before but F9 was a hard swallow for me, im done!
I couldn’t hold my laugh of how dumb the plot was. The beginning was ok with dom and jacobs backstory but once it got to hans somehow survival to the explosion I lost it😂😂
You forgot to mention the part of Roman. He is the actual audience asking the questions which makes the most sense! LOL But they play him off as the "dumb" character.
Talk about bad movies, how about the “new” Candyman trailer? If ever there wasn’t a movie that needed to be rebooted, well, besides Ghostbusters 2016, Point Break, Aladdin, Milan, Star Wars, Terminator , good lord and on and on. F9 doesn’t need to happen either.
They remade Candyman? As in the horror classic Candyman? I gave up. Im certain there are actual brilliant writers out there with great and unique idea but never gotten anything done with it because studios nowdays care more about money than the art form. What a joke.
These spoiler reviews actually make me wanna go watch the movie so I can listen to your takes. The combination of Angry Joe, Other Joe and Alex has been a pleasure to watch.
I have never watched a single fast and furious movie in my life. I have been pointedly avoiding them. Listening to this review, I believe I have made the correct decision.
Has Joe not seen the first few movies? He thought Dom's father's death was a fake out for his brother dying even though Dom told that story before and he didn't recognize the tokyo drift guys
Joe confuses me so much. He brings up writing issues like plot holes for things like this, but then he turns around and gives Loki episode 1 a 10/10 despite it being the single most damaging and world/continuity-ruining things in the entire MCU
@@grantmcroberts4089 It makes every single decision and outcome in the MCU until now completely pointless, because now we know it all was predetermined and if anything ever happened differently the people responsible were melted and it was done again
Was this a film review or a dream angry joe had? Sounds like the best dream ever. The sort my mrs rolls her eyes at when I try and explain the non sense....
"OMG he has plot armor keep shooting!"
"It's not plot armor, it's family"
There's Family overflowing through every main character's veins, and it keeps them alive.
LMAO
They end up going to space, after a while they find another people who are in space and say.
“We come in peace”
“I don’t know, it doesn’t feel like there are stakes”
“Oh I’ve had some really good steaks last night while I was writing the script!”
In Fast 10, Dom and John Cena team up to stop their father from blowing up the planet with the Ultimate Death Starkiller.
Then the Father helps them to kill the Aliens on the Moon to protect "FAMILY"
Are they going to be accompanied by two funny robots, a rogue pistolero, and a bear with a bow? Cuz then I´m all in!
Transformers
It will be their mom!
and then Palpatine returns suddenly!
Fast and Furious 9 doesn't need a good plot. "It has family"
Charlize Theron is Yelena from Shingeki no Kyojin.
It’s just missing breadsticks.
Fuhmily. F&F 10: Tony Stark is Vin Diesel's grandpa and introduces them to next gen transformer vehicles to go to war with Galactus in an alternate time line universe.
Yo you're here too!?
Pretty much lmao.
Fast 10: All of the teams cars combine into a giant robot and then the bad guys teams cars combine into a bigger, scarier giant robot and they have a massive fist fight
At what point does the F(?) Series becomes Gurren Lagan?
and Neo comes in beats the shit out of both of them , and says " there's a glitch in the matrix " XD
Z sword 🤣
Hey isn't that kinda what happened in Hobbs & Shaw?
likely but backwards. The bad guys cars turn into a giant robot, but The Family's will be bigger because Vin Diesel will be in the writers room demanding it
It's called just "F9" because its actual full title is secretly "Family 9".
Wow... how witty.
but what happens when you press F9 on the keyboard?
@@Cucerescmunti Family happens.
Fecalshow9
@@MatiZ815 👏😂😂💯
Somebody’s comment in another video on this movie fuckin’ killed me where he said the next movie needs to have them all go into space to fight aliens and Dom ends up crashing on an alien planet where he meets Riddick and realizes he’s a clone.
And it needs to be called “FAST 10….Your Seat Belts.”
Please no. Riddick is the only character Vin plays that is actually somewhat decent.
@@Biggiiful fast and furious still popular so more money for vin diesel lol
Being a clone of an Alpha Furyan would go some way in explaining Dom's superhuman trajectory from the first film lol
@@Biggiiful Yeah I would put Sean Vetter from Man Apart as Vin Diesels best role besides Riddick. But they kinda ruined Riddick already.
@@SuperMurray2009 haven't heard of that. I'll have to check it out. What do you mean they ruined him? Because of Chronicles? Ya, that was a fun sci Fi popcorn flick...but not Riddick. The last one (Riddick) was decent, but Pitch Black was really good.
Let’s talk about Vin Diesels white shirts never having a stain on them 😂.
Dude, wtf?! Especially towards the end with the 18-wheeler smashing the drone plane on the cliff! No burn marks, no trace of smoke or ash particles on his shirt, no debris on his face! 🤦🏻♂️🥴 omg…lmao.
@@darkpepsi dude vin diesel has been wearing that shirt for every fast furious movie that's shirt is invincible
😂 never makes sense
@@ameernurhaqeem9738 that shirt probably has the strongest plot armor ever
Omg that's it! That's the secret, it's the white t-shirts. 😂
"She looks like Simple Rick from Rick & Morty"- Alex
Fucking gold dude lmao. (Doofus Rick)
Which is clearly a homage to Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder.
Yeah well played lol
Damn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@cjmk5923 you muh muh muh muh make me happy
Doofus Rick
Alex is mentaly broken from this movie, OJ is going in his head "this movie was worse than the shitty movies i watch" and AJ is goign through the several stages of mind fuckery before their eyes xD
Alex is not saying anything because AJ won't give him a chance to talk.
@@damonmcfarland9364 while this is true alex just has the face of someone that broke and is like "what the fuck did i even watch"
Yet still gives it 6/10
@@damonmcfarland9364 talk about what,this movie is a joke anyway might aswell see AJ lose his mind...
@@damonmcfarland9364 he also hasn't seen any fast and furious movies aside from the first one and Hobbs and Shaw meaning he knows nothing of what's going on.
"So then, they went to space."
"Oh, that's ludicrous!"
"Yeah, exactly."
That's Fast & Ludicrous for ya...
Hey, if Power Rangers can do it so can the Family.
double entendre
@@Eccentric_Charlie yeah except Power Rangers are space ninjas and the family is a group of human meatheads lololol
Next time they’ll leave the galaxy because they recieved a distress signal in another planet.
How did an old withered rope hold a 3000 pound car ...
Because Family
Definitely hilarious 🤣
Lol
Weight reduction lol
Hate vin diesel
um, how did you guys forget to talk about tyrese being canonically immortal?
Ayooooo
Ay it’s Pivot! Also you’re right I mean HOW did he survive being crushed by the car?
@@navidraimi9631 he’s the new “black superman” must be a plant by that supernatural criminal organisation from Hobbs and Shaw.
I don’t know why anyone carried on watching this shit after the 4th or 5th film.
@@navidraimi9631 It pretty clearly landed in front of him
@@navidraimi9631 I waited the whole movie for an explanation on how Roman survived getting crushed by that mini tank
I died when Joe said "John cena comes to help" and sings his wwe intro
every misunderstanding bad guys later becomes good guys is so overused
They literally did ( AA ) to the train truck 🛻
@@joshuagraham2843 they did that like 4x already lmao
I also lost it there because given how cartoonish the movie is, I could see that being what actually happened.
When Joe accidentally said tourette's instead of Toretto and then explained how Dom has tourette's and that's why he keeps saying "Family" was about the same time I hit that thumbs up button.
When?
@@Aikhi in the beginning!!!
And then he acted like a bitch telling oj and alex its not nice
@@Aikhi 10:10
They officially reached Sharknado level...
Not quuuuite there, but definitely dissolving the boundaries 😂
😂 Give Sharknado some respect, at least you're not expected to take that movie seriously.
Watching OJ trying to keep it together throughout Joe's explanation of this mess of a movie has me in tears lol, one of the funniest reviews you guys has ever done
Which is a phenomena because OJ enjoys weird ass movies. But even Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau got some sort of quality standard.
u should check out Transformers Last Knight as well, in that case.
Movie sounds like shit. I'll watch it for a laugh
This movie is shit, but so much funnier when Joe explains it and mimics their voices. 😂
They did it, they actually sent car in the f*cking space. In the next part they invade Mars
The Mars?
Don’t give them ideas
I could see Mars or the Moon being next. Personally, I'd really like to see them drive cars on the seafloor, but that's probably unlikely.
@Clockwork Man Okay yeah, hollow earth/ planet core with mole people would be pretty pleasantly stupid too. I don't know how outright sci fi or fantasy they're willing to go though.
Call Elon Musk he needs to be in fast 10 as a villain and later becomes a good guy in the end
AngryJoe can't describe the film because it's so confusing it's hurting his brain
You can just say Joe
@@nickuva6508 lol
Lol
@@nickuva6508 Cant just say hes Joe bro, anybody could be just be an average Joe. The joe this guys talking about is special, one might even say, hes an AngryJoe
and yet he gave it a 6/10
13:46 LMFAO “and you don’t get what she is saying” says it all
At least John Cena can do the Chinese dub in his own voice lol
Please God no his Chinese is horrible. He's trying and bless him for that, but i can't barely make out a word he says.
Unless he apologizing China and Getting so cringed
Just DO IT!!!
@@Jhayzer021 Nothing is impossible!!
@@watchulookinat271 MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!
AJ: how many cops did they kill?
Joe: all of them
They call these types of movies "Paychecks"
Pretty sure it's spelled "New Private Island"
"Earn that paycheck, Tyrese!" now applies to the entire cast. So much so that even the dead characters have come back, for paychecks. lol
That is because they are paychecks. They onny do these movies for money. Brian was meant to be a retired character now they are bringing him back with Paul walker as a cgi character. Why oh yeah money this franchise would never have the success if they didn't make it crazy and filled it with a-list actor's
Except their paycheck is gonna be less since the movie is ridiculous and sucks
"Run Flats, DUH" ... Underrated comment. Well done.
F10: Time Travel, Fast Dinosaurs and Other Furious Shit
Sounds like a box office winner to me!
Fast Dinosaurs sounds just about right, since they’re planning a crossover with Jurassic World after the end of the main franchise
F10: Just Family
"You killed dad, but if you win a race, that's ok!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@Lyonel von Kahee-ros TIME FOR A BARBEQUE ARE YOU COMING BRO?!
it's hilarious listening to you guys attempt to make sense of Fast and Furious 9! I thought they stopped making these movies after 7 because Paul Walker passed away and they ended that movie a sweet memorial. That would have been a great way to end the entire series
Interviewer: What is this Fast N Furious about?
Vin Diesel: Family!
Interviewer: What crazy stunts will we see with cars?
Vin Diesel: Family.
Interviewer: Who is the antagonist?
Vin Diesel: Family?
Just looking at his posture, I have never seen Alex so dejected 😭 he looks like somebody personally insulted his cooking lol
He looks like how I felt watching the movie. My theater's don't serve alcohol, so I had to watch that shit sober. lol
So there wasn’t a part where they showed how they gathered all the Dragon Balls to bring Han back to life?!
😜
You mean they gathered the Infinity Stone and snapped him back to life.
Mr nobody used the time egg to cause a Chrono Trigger to replace Han with a clone.
gay comment
@@vic8610 Is the comment as Gay as you are for Dr. Dickrespect?
Figured it would be approved by you.
Han into transforming omni god saiyan 🤣🤣🤣
They keep making these fucking movies... I remember when it was about street racing, and not Vin Diesel surfing a car through space to stop nuclear war between the U.S and Russia
Lmao. Imagine telling Dom from FF 1.. "Hey in 20 years...youll be launching a car into space!"
This is the first and only movie i have ever walked out of. That rocket car broke the camels back for me for the last time.
I have a feeling, that this can only end by revealing that dom didnt make the train jump in the first one, and this is his dreams in a coma. Brian died and Dom barely survived and this is just the mad ravings of a mind in limbo. it gets crazier each time as the meds keep getting turned up to keep him alive. End of F10 has to be him waking up.
Ah yes, the LOST ending 😂
Can’t wait “FX: Falling of Hobbs, the King of Mars” to comes out
Lol!
More like Hobbs: Scorpion King of Mars
Screenshot this: FnF12 will definitely be called "Furious by the Dozen"
Lol! 💀
no thanks
11’s gonna be the last one
@@Viper-dz2kw there will never be a last one as long as there's family to carry on the legacy
Vin Diesel: Write that down!!!
OJ gave this a -10, w/ a bad-ass seal of disproval.
Elon Musk must be soo frustrated that they used a Pontiac instead of a Tesla
Do people actually care about spoilers in these movies?
I honestly don't think much can be spoiled in the FnF movies...lol.. nevermind..only your brains and sanity spoils by watching lol
What is there to spoil I saw the movie on Tuesday and I knew from right away that cena will get double crossed he redeems himself turns good helps the team leaves and come back in 10 because they did the exact same as statham. You can't spoil something that is predictable
Honestly you already know what is gonna happen in the movie before going in
Fast 10 goes back in time but instead of a DeLorean it's a Charger 🤣🤣
or an infinity stone and endgame
@@joshuagraham2843 what?
"Where we're going, we don't need roads"..... So, like everywhere else we've already gone?
I can't believe you guys are the only ones who pointed out the stupidity of the flashback between little Vin and Cena and that bet 🤣🤣🤣
Joe's impression of Cardi is hilarious
These movies are the Hollywood equivalent of Madden football
And nba2k smh
Exactly. Facts-o-mudo.
Copy and paste bullshit
@@WillS724 aka the function that anybody use in paint net and Microsoft Paint/Paint 3D.
@@TreeHouse-zs6jr nba 2k19 is the best tbh
When Joe is explaining it it just sounds like he is playing with toy cars infront of him
Lol, that’s HONESTLY how the plot of this movie sounds: a bunch of 7-year-old boys playing with a collection of action figures and toy cars improvising a “storyline” for the action on the fly.
@@jaythomas468 Pretty sure the scene where the kid plays with the car/rocket ship toys and the mom goes "you drive like your father" was there on purpose. Another in-movie reference to their own absurdity.
the part that killed it for me is the fact that hans return couldve been special but no it was forced in and more spy stuff was thrown in
The running joke of Roman breaking the third wall and acknowledging they are invincible and special like the fans keep saying is the greatest thing Ive ever seen.
The last fast movie I watched was the one where they drove the bank bolts through the city. I watched this one on family vacation and i regret it. It went from street racing to heist movies and now over the top action movies. Ludachris’s character was just a street guy and now he’s some kind of math expert and hand to hand combatant.
@Clockwork Man *billions*
I feel ya, it feels like it’s a different franchise at this point, hell, almost all the characters are different from when they first debuted, in the first movie Dom didn’t talk about family, sure, he had his team, but even then he admitted it didn’t matter to him when racing, Roman used to be a bit of a tough guy with an authority problem and a smart mouth, but became a dumb fast talker in the later movies, hell, he became dumber as the movies went on, Tej as you said was just a mechanic, but all of a sudden he became a hacker, hell, even the Rock’s character changed for the worse and became softer ever since Fast 7, and he’s not as old as the original characters
Ah Fast 5, that’s where the “Family” starts
Apparently all the main actors had stipulations in their contracts that their characters couldn't die.
Leading to more ridiculous things they survive for no apparent lore or explained reason.
@@DarkLightGaming117 they are family they cant die lol
You know that scene at the end of F6 or F7, where paul took the offramp... That was literally the sign to warn people, to get off the ride.
"She looked like simple Rick" I'm fucking dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
At this point, I feel like Dom's Father is actually alive. And he will also be a spy.
Yea I wouldn’t be surprised if that it the plot
Cipher is his mother. Also, Jesse comes back from the dead.
I think they're gonna drive to heaven, run over god with a dodge charger and bring back Paul walker
@@anshumaanphukan4388 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yea because e toretto bloodline is ingrained with spies apparently.
This video is like a bunch of people talk about their weird dreams
And then 😂
The whole time you guys were laughing at the whole plot of the movie, all I could see was Vin Diesel's face above you with that angry look......like he doesn't like what you're saying about the movie! 😂😂😂 yeah physics took a long 2 hour break when this movie was made
Joe inmatating Cardi B.....I lost it 😄😅🤣
They turned into the Avengers and they all know how to dispatch and went from street racing teens, stealing dvd players to killing professional military soldiers. This series has turned into a parody of itself
What’s worse is that they let Brian take care of the kids . Brian literally hated the parent life but we must believe he sat on the sidelines while Mia was doing all those dangerous stuff 🤣🤣🤣
Joe sounds like he was playing with action figures as he's trying to explain wth is going on.
13:40
*Alex in deep thought*: “I wonder what my new RUclips channel should be called when I finally leave this show and tell AJ to shove it.”
U think joe smokes the devils lettuce? That cough is either ciggies or pot.
Having an invisible villain was a dumb idea
@Gungey Entertainment i don't know man..you can't see him
Imagine how FF would be if they all become a professional race team from the streets to the big events... instead of being a Spy tryhard.
Did he just refer to shawn from tokyo drift as “some redneck mechanic” lmao i love joe😂😂😂😂
Film commentators always wanna show off that they know a lot about the characters they comment on. I don't think these 3 have ever watched Tokyo Drift😂😂😂
Guys I cant stop laughing. Im a F&F Fan, but my ribs hurt when Joe explains the plot. 😭
Start watching at 7:00 , close your eyes and it pretty much sounds like 3 drunk guys telling stupid stories. And then you remember it’s an actual film.
F10 title:
"The fast and furious: the awakening"
Toretto wakes up from a coma he suffered when he crashed with the semi truck in the first movie. Only to realize he dreamt a shitty saga.
Nah, no one can get hurt in these movies, not even a broken bone no matter how ridicilous the stunt is
Fnf should've ended at Fast 5. It was a good send off for the whole crew. All of em rich and living thier best lives. That shouldve been the end. Period.
If you noticed every race in F&F is solved with NOS every one of them its always "Wait this car need to be just a bit better NOS"
and the one who fires it last, wins.
Listening to them explain the beginning made me think of when we were kids. And we would come up with crazy scenarios. “CARS DRIVING THROUGH MINEFIELD BUT THEN A HELICOPTER COMES AND TRIES TO KILL THEM BUT THEN KING KONG JUMPS UP AND KILLS THE HELICOPTER”
Tokyo drift and ff5 were my favorites
Of course, the 1st was a classic but after 6 is going extremely dull
From racing to launch a car to space there's just no racing on the movie anymore
@@ameernurhaqeem9738 Race to the moon!
Personally 6 and 7 were insane but not condescending. F8 and F9 are just ridiculously condescending, like "look at Dom and his gang going to space, and you can't tell us this doesn't make sense cause we're the ones making the movie here"
I made a joke after 8 that this series has gotten so ridiculous they should just say fuck it and go into space and here we are.
Watching OJ trying keep it together as a serious review was priceless 🤣🤣
Roman has a bullet proof vest in that scene, its actually the least ridiculous of all the scenes
So glad I seen the movie so I knew exactly what they were talking about and can relate. I was laughing my ass off watching them explain these ridiculous scenes. I have been saying for the past several F&F that the stunts in these movies are just getting wayyyyy too insane.
Why does AJ keep calling Hahn's name "Hand"?? LOL.
If the writers want to take it to the next level, the ending scene of the saga should show a little kid playing with some hot wheels and an action figure of a bald dude.
Maybe prequel trilogy by Pixar to lead into the original Toy Story
A video where Angry Joe uses the F word to describe the movie. And it's not "Family."
You forgot the part where Dom 1v30’s a bunch of soldiers and then dies
somehow he managed to pull two metal chains and concrete start falling over
Now all we need nicholas cage as the villain in the next installment
OJ grinning from ear to ear and Joe acting like a 3rd grader in a sandbox when talking about the summary while Alex looks like he's dying- cheer up!
hey don't insult Robin hood men in tights that's a classic movie my friend
All this franchise needs now is time travel, nic cage & dinosaurs
Only if they ride the dinosaurs..
F10 is just gonna be them in space for the entire film and then the next two films after. By the time we get to F15 they're gonna be going back in time to put NOS on a Model T.
F10 is where they will meet Optimus prime and fighting queen Tessa and ask her to become his family lol
FX!
I stopped watching this franchise after Tokyo drift. Its just dumb
Wellllllll, that's kinda the point
1-3-4 were good
@@sickman5236 5 was peak ff
That's the whole point buddy.
5 was my favorite
Spoiler, the final scene in Final Fast (F11)
Dom teaches his 16 year old son how to drive.....then the Fast Series gets Animated with a Dreamworks type action movie starring the Son.
alex grunting "gotta get dumber" killed me
Alex through this whole video just has this look like he's contemplating the poor life choices he has made that have led him to this moment lol.
I read this at 22:59 😂
They peaked at 7 when they were driving a supercar around Dubai skyscrapers trying to steal a daft device whilst Jason Stathan just spawns like a game character wherever he needs to be with whatever equipment.
I couldn't stop laughing at yall trying to explain this madness, lol. 😂😂😂
when Han explained how he was still alive, i felt my brain power down. also who the fuck goes into the jungle in a hellcat and a gt500 and can still outpace ATVs? this was too much. i have overlooked a lot with them before but F9 was a hard swallow for me, im done!
Who else than the toretto family
I couldn’t hold my laugh of how dumb the plot was. The beginning was ok with dom and jacobs backstory but once it got to hans somehow survival to the explosion I lost it😂😂
You forgot to mention the part of Roman. He is the actual audience asking the questions which makes the most sense! LOL But they play him off as the "dumb" character.
Talk about bad movies, how about the “new” Candyman trailer? If ever there wasn’t a movie that needed to be rebooted, well, besides Ghostbusters 2016, Point Break, Aladdin, Milan, Star Wars, Terminator , good lord and on and on. F9 doesn’t need to happen either.
I didnt know their was a movie called Good Lord..that got a remake??? :0
They remade Candyman? As in the horror classic Candyman? I gave up. Im certain there are actual brilliant writers out there with great and unique idea but never gotten anything done with it because studios nowdays care more about money than the art form. What a joke.
@@thatbloomer5642 it hasn’t come out yet, but this video started with a trailer for the “new” upcoming film. Nobody has any original ideas anymore.
@@damianrives563 sorry I forgot the comma on that one, Damian. I bet you love all these remakes. Most bot comments do.
Candyman isn't a reboot I'm sure it is a sequel
Anyone notice how Letty on the bike some how managed to avoid every single mine in the mine field 😂
It don't got plot , it got family
Today I learned that If a Lobster loses an eye, it will grow another one
Every time i see Cena i laugh out!!
Villain: "Why won't you die!?"
Dom: " *Family, son.* "
These spoiler reviews actually make me wanna go watch the movie so I can listen to your takes.
The combination of Angry Joe, Other Joe and Alex has been a pleasure to watch.
In F9 the movie doesn't contain plot holes - in F9 plot holes contain the movie.
HAHAHAHA
I have never watched a single fast and furious movie in my life. I have been pointedly avoiding them. Listening to this review, I believe I have made the correct decision.
I love this thumbnail ……..such emotion
“Fast10 your seatbelts for the next adventure” Lmfao
Has Joe not seen the first few movies? He thought Dom's father's death was a fake out for his brother dying even though Dom told that story before and he didn't recognize the tokyo drift guys
I lost it when Joe hit the John Cena theme song lol
Joe confuses me so much. He brings up writing issues like plot holes for things like this, but then he turns around and gives Loki episode 1 a 10/10 despite it being the single most damaging and world/continuity-ruining things in the entire MCU
How loki episode damaging to mcu 😂you don't know good story telling
@@grantmcroberts4089 It makes every single decision and outcome in the MCU until now completely pointless, because now we know it all was predetermined and if anything ever happened differently the people responsible were melted and it was done again
Was this a film review or a dream angry joe had? Sounds like the best dream ever. The sort my mrs rolls her eyes at when I try and explain the non sense....