Spirit Bomb - Jerma Pupperazzi Stream Edit
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
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Originally Streamed on November 5th, 2022
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Jerma once again goes on a rant about how aliens _that achieved interstellar travel_ cannot comprehend tacos and basic musical instruments like they’re cavemen.
i cant wait for the 4+ hour compilation of this rant
well to be fair, the aliens might not care for music so it never developed into something like we have
imagine telling aliens, who have no proper concept for music, that humans dedicate so much time, effort and brain power into some funny noises, and it has physical effects on us
I love how he assumes aliens will be like autistic savants that have the abilities for interstellar travel, but NOTHING else
The Texaco Bob Hope ads had aliens that used Fossil fuel to get to Earth and visit a Texaco.
Apparently whoever wrote that ad shares similar thoughts with Jerma.
Jerma wanting everyone to pray for him at a specific time is really telling of his true character.
He wanted to be real so bad he's using our spiritual power as energy to manifest into our world
They'll be praying for his demise, I know I'll be
Personally, I'll be thinking about Jerma accidently squeezing his balls between his thighs in his sleep, because it's funny to me
charles manson andy
@@Dodonko Egregore Andy
He didn't even play the game, he just talked about random things while running around aimlessly
The best type of stream
substitute teacher programming
first jerma video? he never plays the game
You must be new here
It's like you've never seen a streamer before
Jerma's least unhinged stream ft. sickness debuff
You’ve got to be joking, right? Like I didn’t watch the stream, but the first half of this highlight reel is him telling 3 of the most batshit crazy stories I’ve ever heard from him + an alien rant. I feel like this highlight reel only looks less batshit insane than the ultra kill highlight reel
@@Orang_Himbleton did I stutter
@@willdominatetheunviersein123 ok I will bend over. Hope nothing bad hap--
@@willdominatetheunviersein123 yes. And i will bully you for your lisp.
@@willdominatetheunviersein123 No sir
I was literally pouring whole milk in my cereal bowl when he asked if anyone actually drank it. And I had to awkwardly eat my cereal while he explained that whole milk tasted like meat and blood.
you didn't have to... even more fucked up that you did anyway........
Why were you prepping a bowl of cereal whilst watching Jerma..?
I was doing it too. I always watch jerma during breakfast
me eating my almond milk cereal listening to him say that my breakfast is killing california
too late he made me eat onion rings for a month when that was new
I hate that Jerma NEVER tweets the funny stuff he tells us are in his draft, he just uses it as a journal
In fairness - I feel like the elevator story was way funnier as a stream bit than as a tweet. Think of all the additional de
@@arbitraryconfusion he was killed before he could finish his comment :(
@@SwizzleDrizzl he peeped the horror
PSA: The title originally said "Jemra". That's it. I just think it's funny.
Thank you for telling me this. I don’t know what would have become of me if I never knew that the title originally said “Jemra”. You quite possibly just saved my life ❤
This comment saved me from dying in a car accident! Thanks for saving my life with this information!
jer,a...
j.ema945??..
ugh, jerba?
when Jerma imitated toy dogs barking across the mall my dog looked at me and turned her head in confusion a couple of times as if hearing actual dogs bark. glad jerma can influence a wild audience as well, just hope he didn't say something fucked up
i speak dog and my dog told me that jerma said some weird shit about agreeing with kanye west
As Jerma is not a human, he can appeal to a wide audience without bias.
@@eyewai jerma LOVES hentai???
bad news, theyre tearing his ass apart on the dog internet rn
Jerma reminding us he wouldn't survive final destination, he's getting mauled by elevators in normal destination.
jerma's actively walking into the rube goldberg death traps that the protagonists narrowly escape and Death absolutely refuses to let Jerma ruin his plans so the already elaborate schemes now have to avoid this absolute PSYCHO at all costs
NARCISSISTIC streamer demands POSITIVE ENERGY SPIRIT BOMB from his viewers at 8AM EASTERN TIME
8am eastern time
8AM Eastern time
8AM eastern time
8am ET
He repeats that the elevator passengers couldn't see him to hide the fact that they were actively terrified and were holding down the close door button because they all had just escaped the meat grinder dungeon. He was the first one off the elevator because he was the only one that got off the elevator.
You can tell that Jerma has been preparing all his life to be put in charge of the first contact team
I never thought that I would learn lessons about photography from Jerma out of all people
wasn’t he a wedding photographer?
@@Russo-cy5pg I forgot about that lol
It's what makes him an exceptional eclown
@@Russo-cy5pg 6 months I believe
You're so fast, I feel like at a certain point we're gonna get these edits before the stream even ends. We're gonna get new Jerma moments before they even go live
Cheltie gets the streams in advance
@@maxgamesst1 PRERECORDED STREAMER
@@joj1758 prerecorded editor
prestream chat edits
He is living inside jerma's walls
The fact that Jerma felt that he had to entertain the elevator hostages just shows us how much of a tuber and streamer he is.
This was such a good “walk in circles and tell stories” stream
I would gladly help Jerma gather enough Genki to defeat Majin Boo any day of the week
The positive thought legit sounds like the start of a cult
*basically every major religion
The fact Jerma doesn't know how many metres are in a kilometre is a real NA education moment
I almost got my fingers crushed by an elevator door while trying to open it like they do in video games and movies.
what's up jemra fans
The sky lmao
@@tiredinside meet me in the denny's parking lot
@@SwizzleDrizzl 😳
hello fellow jrema fan
He wont let me sleep
so sad to see him go. will be praying for his family
I love Ot'oh and would protect him with my life.
His name is OTTO 😡
Fake fan 😡
Honey, it's 3pm, time for you daily Jerma prayer! Wouldn't want you going into the meat grinder today!
jerma doesn't know that elevator's have an "open door" button
I cant usually watch jerma cuz of timezones, but this stream i joined exactly during the photo rant, and then fell asleep
same here with the timezones. fell asleep to jerma's streams a few times and it always gave me fucked up dreams. man has some serious dark energy
Right when I needed something to sleep to, cheltie delivers. Thank you for saving my night once more 🙏
How are you sleeping
Shhhhh he's asleep
BITCH WAKE UP!!
27:00
"I'm playing a videogame" he says as he rants and slams into the same two walls repeatedly, accomplishing nothing.
how do you genuinely watch jerma for the gameplay
I love how Jerma thinks fife and drum is our best shot at surviving alien judgement
Cheltie the speed at which you edits these streams is insane
Him acting like a teacher is so cute
Why does Jerma leave all the best tweets I've ever heard in drafts? I would get Twitter again if he posted these
26:13 couldn't dodge a slowly closing door
Jerma is an average oat milk enjoyer and has increased my respect for him greatly
Love these streams when the game is less directed/more open, cause then he just goes on about random stories and ideas it's funny af
Deity Andy
INANE streamer gets his body CRUSHED into PASTE by elevator doors TWICE then begs his ACOLYTES to pray for him so he can REGENERATE
The compilation of that disaster Red Dead Redemption stream was the first Jerma related thing I had ever seen and it hooked me into watching every other video he had on both channels. Absolutely legendary stream
Thrilled to see the classic In-N'-Out style chin return in the new series
...what?
I have literally never typed "ounces to liters" into google once in my entire life.
Thank you, cheltie. Now I have something to do as I’m waiting to get tired again because I randomly woke up at 5.
"two of us in the room...err..two aliens"
Whole milk CHAD Jerma is BASED
Sending my energy and a pıpe bom to jerma rn.
HE TALKING ABOUT DODGING AXE AGAIN.
The door crushing jerma explains why he looks so crooked
Doing god's work as always cheltie
Dog's work 🙏
Love the edits, you keep me sane
I like the idea that the elevator is perfectly fine its just that Jerma isn't considered real enough for an elevator to consider him real.
This was like going on a walk with jerma and just having a conversation
I really don't understand why he thinks aliens would be less advanced than us
Cheltie is a true legend
Oh shit askew Andy is back
I joined the stream at the exact time that he started talking about praying for him
6:58 i randomly clicked on this and was in shock because there was zero context
Jerma cult leader arc starts here
oh my god this is my dream game i love it!! 😭😭😭😭
Hes literally so fucking high on this one im howling
jemra rans rise up !
this video is blowing my mind
Hey chat, wouldn’t it be funny if you all like PRAYED to me as if I was GOD? Haha. No but like let’s just do it as a joke!
Thank you for this edit, Cheltie, sending positive thoughts and good vibes to you 🙏
14:04 Literally everyone who has ever had a Dole Whip when they are reminded of pineapples:
This stream was so short I missed it all 😞
the metric system prefix conversation made me explode
OT-TO!
he MADE UP all the "rule of thirds" comments. I was there. No one was saying that. He literally just made it up so he could talk about it. What a PSYCHO
The Red Dead stream brings me way back
# iwas here for Jemra
I wish he made some abnormal jokes this stream, felt really weak with the cute dogs and lack of gore. I miss the SCORN days :(
i honestly loved Jerma’s Deadpool lmao, no idea what everyone’s talking about
jermath:
1000 kilometers = 1 kilometer
1,000,000 = 1 millimeter
Its 2:26 AM EST what kind of unhinged stream is he doing now I want to sleep.
Damn first goat cheese, now whole milk, then saves it with oat milk
I love the thumbnail btw
Somewhere there’s security footage of Jerma being squished in an elevator
VERY chaotic discussions this stream, 10/10
entirely right about oat milk btw. gift from the heavens
I was literally looking up measurement conversions on google for hw at the same time he was ranting about it. That's crazy
streamer baits people into using his green screen clips so he can sue them and fuel his funko pop addiction
I don't know if I'm more excited for the battle axe stream or the Among Us VR stream
Jerma's Senate run is confirmed. 30:45
OAT MILK CHADS RISE UP!
I drink whole milk
20:41 "two of us in the room, two aliens" EXPOSED
be careful of those doors
I was really hoping this would have been a stream of just jerma taking photos of Otto
I drink whole milk. If I buy something I'm buying the whole thing. Not 2% of it.
I don't really know why he's surprised whole milk tastes like meat, like it's in the name. They use the WHOLE cow.
28:07 Jerma does his best Zugg impression
jemra
Splash Mountain also tends to have a really short line, since they re-tooled it by making it worse, instead of retheming it to remove its association with Song of the South, so any part of the ride that's outside has no animatronics at all, so the song just sort of stops for a while. It's also falling into disrepair, you can see parts of some of the animatronics that are falling apart, or conspicuous spots where one is missing. So the lines for it are super short most days. It's great.
Milk has traces of cow milk in it.
deity andy
cheltie yet again with the most quality highlights 👏👏
I bet corpse husband is just jerma after a block of cheddar
It was kinda silly when the game dev popped into the stream at about the same time as Jerma was trying to start a cult
I have cereal with whole milk
He doesn't remember the exact words of his embarrassing moments? Lucky.
You don’t start the aliens with a cheesy Gordita crunch