Clement Remembers Final Fantasy! (XIII)

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  • @DonGEX
    @DonGEX 4 года назад +527

    Clement (DOESN'T WANT TO) Remember Final Fantasy XIII.

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 4 года назад +17

      @Milkyway2099 I'm shocked that he didn't bring whole "Versus" thing because that is another level of epic disaster of this game! FXIII was mean to be a rebirth of this franchise! They prepared whole complex world of which event of the game were meant to be only a part (those cars weren't initially for show). But then they thrown away several projects to rush this game and basically cancel everything because bad seals (even if I though that techno-magic design of Fal'Cie was amazing idea for future of this franchise). So of course this game feel as wasted potential as it literally is that. Nomura was so salty that he bring back those stuff even in Kingdom Hearts 3.

    • @DiogoSilva-wm2oo
      @DiogoSilva-wm2oo 4 года назад +10

      TheRezro to be honest verses is probably going to be mentioned in the XV video since I feel it’s more relevant when discussing XV

    • @mechashadow
      @mechashadow 4 года назад +2

      Yeah I suggested this back in Final Fantasy II.

    • @taylord5381
      @taylord5381 4 года назад +3

      @Nick Norman hey. At least this game works.

    • @wjbushjr
      @wjbushjr 4 года назад

      No one wants to.

  • @deltasceptile7805
    @deltasceptile7805 4 года назад +447

    The way you synopsized the story at the beginning made it way more interesting and engaging than the game actually presents it when you play it.

    • @David-uc4hc
      @David-uc4hc 4 года назад +25

      Agreed! It actually made me want to play 13 again. I never got all the context to what they were fighting for. I definitely never understood what or who Orphan was or why it mattered. I never understood why Cacoon still collapsed. All this context actually makes the story seem possibly engaging.

    • @kevinvu5432
      @kevinvu5432 4 года назад +4

      @@David-uc4hc even ff7 gave more context than ff13.
      Ff13 just cared about being flashy.

    • @David-uc4hc
      @David-uc4hc 4 года назад +14

      @@kevinvu5432 FF7 was full of context. The story is gets overly convoluted, but as a kid I had no problems understanding that Midgar was a city in a larger world ruled by a corporation, where the poors felt the need to rise up for the sake of their planet. That's context.
      Ff13 never gave that. Nothing had a sense of being a part of a larger world.
      I think the context is there, it just wasn't presented well. Which is sad. I think the ff13 narrative of humans against gods, and gods against gods, is a fascinating one. It could have been so much better.

    • @kevinvu5432
      @kevinvu5432 4 года назад +3

      @@David-uc4hc No. I really dont think the context was ever there for FF13. The story is told by the worlds biggest coincidences. A group of characters randomly chosen for being in the wrong place at the wrong time to prevent another group of gods to ending all humanity.
      And it's never fully made clear why the Pulse Falcie was even in that very specific location anyways.

    • @David-uc4hc
      @David-uc4hc 4 года назад +1

      @@kevinvu5432 You're describing the context. It's not as fleshed out as FF7, but it's clear that there's more going on in the world than the game presents. It's there, it's just buried in datalogs and not well presented to the player. That doesn't mean they don't also have major gaps in the context.
      As far as the narrative goes, I do think taking themes of nihilism and powerlessness to their logical extremes while playing with deus ex machina tropes is interesting. I think they succeeded in some ways, I would call ff13 art, it just doesn't compare to the cohesiveness of previous final fantasies. They clearly had an art direction, and something they were trying to express beyond just being flashy. They didn't necessarily succeed, but the ideas are there it would seem.
      My biggest gripe is that FF6 already explored all of those themes, and it did so perfectly. I have many problems with ff13. But it deserves at least... some credit. A nugget of credit.

  • @ccshade7294
    @ccshade7294 4 года назад +258

    for a story about defying fate, the party sure do progress the plot by directly doing what the villain wants...

    • @ori.g4mi
      @ori.g4mi 4 года назад +34

      This is what annoyed me the most about XIII. When Orphan shows up, they don't even try to use their brains.

    • @danielramsey6141
      @danielramsey6141 4 года назад +10

      @@ori.g4mi
      Yeah, clearly it's a forced Situation that they clearly don't want, but it's dumb because they don't find a Fucking alternative! Any Character depth is undermined by their One-track, One Way mindset that should've killed the whole population of Cacoon!
      It makes no Fucking sense, why do this all the While Spouting that you're Fighting Fate/Destiny!? It's complete bullshit!!!

    • @csp5531
      @csp5531 4 года назад +8

      Their very progression is a hallway.

    • @cypher838
      @cypher838 4 года назад +4

      @@ori.g4mi we will defeat you,orphan
      What?! no cocoon will fall

    • @Chelaxim
      @Chelaxim 3 года назад +3

      Tales of the Abyss syndrome lol. The heroes have a MUCH bigger body count than the villians.

  • @chrisossu2070
    @chrisossu2070 4 года назад +199

    The world building sounds super interesting, then I remember that I have to crack open an encyclopedia to get most of it.

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 4 года назад +21

      Yeh, I downright despise this design! Glossary should serve a purpose of reminding us the story, not be the story! If game fail to explain plot organically then it is even worst then plot dump. Well. Plot dumps also are bad. Both usually are result of lack of cooperation between level designers and the writers.

    • @megamike15
      @megamike15 4 года назад +1

      the reason it worked in mass effect and dragon age [ whee square stole the idea from] was due to it being optional.

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 4 года назад +11

      @@megamike15 It is way older design. Problem is that this solution become abused as some creators are too lazy for proper directing. Destiny is worst case study here.

    • @sanfransiscon
      @sanfransiscon 4 года назад +2

      I used to be a sucker for made-up fantasy words, but nowadays I think they need to be used sparingly, especially if you're going to have a "cold open" like FF13 does.

    • @megamike15
      @megamike15 4 года назад

      @@sanfransiscon same i tend to prefer generic fantasy settings that twist the tropes then a whole new one.

  • @DarthJoshReturns
    @DarthJoshReturns 4 года назад +86

    I get that Fal'Cie, la'Cie, and all that other poppycock are supposed to be common knowledge in this world, but they could have had Vanille fill Tidus' role of having the exposition explained to them since they're from a different time period, or Hope since he's the youngest of the group.

    • @kbg12ila
      @kbg12ila 2 года назад +7

      Yes there could have been a work around. I think the style of writing they chose isn't always a bad one and can some times give a more realistic effect where it feels like your witnessing a real story and not soneone speaking to the audience. But with this amount of terms and complexities within the world, it needed an audience character.

  • @papershadow
    @papershadow 4 года назад +126

    So fun fact I read about Vanille and Fang: Fang was originally conceived as a male character before they settled on Lightning as a more stern and stoic protagonist. Apparently Lightning was meant to be more flirtatious, and they wanted to retain some of those traits with the now female Fang, while keeping in the subtext of his-now-her interactions with Vanille.
    Also, their basis was evidently from the two humans in Norse Mythology who survive Ragnarok, and their descendants go on to be the new human race and rebuild the world. Given the romantic subtext between them and their shared role in XIII's Ragnarok, there are quite a few lines to read between in their dynamic. At the very least, it definitely seems intentional by some writer.

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 3 года назад +5

      Interesting.

    • @MASJYT
      @MASJYT 3 года назад +8

      They should've kept her male then, Lightning could've had a more involving character arc instead of these weird non-relationships with a party that has zero chemistry with each other, where their relationships can barely be described as acquaintances with a story emotionally hinging on Serah, a character we don't know of and that only 2 party members has any meaningful connection to.

  • @brancellbooks
    @brancellbooks 4 года назад +165

    18:54 "And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the setup to Final Fantasy XIII."
    I thought you were recounting the entire plot of the game.

    • @Gaia_BentosZX5
      @Gaia_BentosZX5 4 года назад +22

      And that is why graphics don't make the fucking game. A shining example of a graphical powerhouse that failed to deliver.

    • @taylord5381
      @taylord5381 4 года назад +3

      "What did I think of it? I hated it..."
      *Ren and Stimpy credits music plays*

    • @KOTEBANAROT
      @KOTEBANAROT 4 года назад +11

      Well he basically did. There is barely any story, characters just kinda stumble around and bicker with each other

  • @NurseValentineSG
    @NurseValentineSG 4 года назад +244

    Yeah the whole argument "oh the game gets good 10, 20, 30 hours in!" doesn't fly with me. Ever.
    DMC5 is fun literally from the first second you play it.
    Hell, some super grindy games like MMOs or roguelikes always have something that grabs you right at the beginning and expands from there.
    If the game isn't fun, why bother.

    • @myheroandmadaralover2372
      @myheroandmadaralover2372 4 года назад +2

      why do think I advoid monder sqare titltes I love persona 4 golden and persona 5 and hopeful 5 royal

    • @raze2012_
      @raze2012_ 4 года назад +16

      counter argument: I can name a LOT more games that start off well but drag off towards the middle and lead to a disappointing end. In that regards, I don't mind a slow start if it means I get an actually satifying climax and conslusion in the end. It's part of why Trails in the Sky is one of my favorite games of all time.
      With that said, FF13's payoff wasn't worth the grind IMO.

    • @okagron
      @okagron 4 года назад +27

      @@raze2012_ That's not a counter argument, you just listed the opposite of what 13 did. Both cases are bad. And 13's payoff after a 20 hours tutorial doesn't make up for it, so it really doesn't matter.

    • @DevilHunter1994
      @DevilHunter1994 4 года назад +15

      I'm usually pretty lenient when it comes to the start up time for an RPG, but asking people to force themselves through HALF THE GAME is way too much. I get it. These worlds are large and complex and sometimes you need time to set things up. You need 5 or so hours to get things rolling before we really get into it? Okay fair enough. 25 hours?...ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY!?

    • @DevilHunter1994
      @DevilHunter1994 4 года назад +6

      @@raze2012_ Trails in the Sky is a slow burn, but it also has compelling characters, writing and battle mechanics throughout, so there was still motivation to keep going. Yes it had a good payoff for your time investment, but that good payoff wasn't the only thing that made it good. It was good throughout and just kept getting better the longer you played. If the game was terrible leading up to the climax, then the climax would have fallen flat on its face. Like if Joshua and Estelle were shit characters, then nobody would have cared about what happens to them at the end, but because the character writing and everything else was handled so well before the climax, that ending is an emotional gut punch that makes players want to move forward with the next installment. The Climax in Trails games work so well in making the player want to keep going because everything leading up to that climax was so satisfying and worthwhile.

  • @sanfransiscon
    @sanfransiscon 4 года назад +113

    I think Hope's character could have been really effective if he didn't have so many outbursts. If those raw emotions showed at the start but mostly stayed bottled up, aside from a few quiet snide remarks, as personal feelings are ignored in favor of urgent external conflicts. Then when Lightning starts to rub off on him, it becomes clearer that things needs to be resolved.

    • @DevilHunter1994
      @DevilHunter1994 4 года назад +32

      It also would have been helpful if Hope didn't literally see Snow do everything he possibly could have to try and save Hope's mother. I mean I get that losing a parent is always going to be traumatic no matter the circumstance, but come on. Hope saw his mother willingly volunteer for the assignment. He saw Snow give her the chance to back out precisely because he knew that she had a kid to look out for and he saw Snow hanging on to his mother's hand with every ounce of strength he could muster so that she wouldn't fall. Most of the time the whole misplaced blame for the death of a loved one plot only works because the person who experienced the loss is basing their grudge off of incomplete knowledge of events, or simply lacks an alternative outlet to take their anger and grief out on. Here, neither is the case. Hope has all the information needed to realize that Snow wasn't to blame here and it's not like he didn't have other outlets for his anger either. Just blame the people who gave the order for the purge in the first place. THEY killed his mother. Hope blaming Snow for that just seems really forced...God I can't believe I just went on a whole rant defending Snow. I hate Snow. He's clearly a naive fool in the first XIII, but this is one thing he really can't be blamed for.

    • @WeirdoGeek
      @WeirdoGeek 4 года назад +4

      @@DevilHunter1994 Another thing Hope was around for worth noting: It wasn't Snow who started that volunteer thing. It was some fatass in a green apron and his friend. I'm pretty sure they both fell off the bridge when it was destroyed, too. Karma had him covered.

    • @David-uc4hc
      @David-uc4hc 4 года назад +14

      @@DevilHunter1994 I actually find Hope's level of denial to be pretty realistic tbh. Feelings aren't rational things and it's easy for kids to unwittingly deny blatant reality in favor of a narrative that makes more sense. Which Hope does.
      Memories are also very malleable, especially in kids, and especially in kids dealing with trauma, so Hope isn't likely to remember the traumatic events the way they actually happened.
      He can't deal with or understand abstract threats like the Falcie, but he can understand that Snow couldn't save his mother, so for a child the primary goal is to make rational sense out of your feelings even if those feelings don't reflect reality.
      That's honestly common when you're dealing with childhood trauma in the real world. It can take decades to come to terms with the reality.
      I also don't think it's unrealistic he would blame Snow specifically, as Snow was immediately present. That's all it takes sometimes.

    • @papershadow
      @papershadow 4 года назад +6

      @@David-uc4hc How young is "childhood" in this context? Hope is 14, so while not fully matured, he seems like he should at least have a rational sense of reality compared to RPG's where you have grade schoolers fighting Cthulu monsters. At the very least, Snow has done literally nothing to single him out as responsible compared to the Sanctum actually shooting them down, especially when Snow, to Hope's explicit witness, tries to tell Nora not to join up.

  • @OneTrueNobody
    @OneTrueNobody 4 года назад +60

    Vanille's cutesy girlishness is one of those things that makes more sense when you consider Japanese sensibilities. That kind of bubbly always-smiling attitude is considered really cute and endearing in anime culture. It's not entirely realistic even in real-world Japan (you should probably look to the Yakuza series if you want a more grounded idea of what women are expected to be like over there), which is why the only character in the Persona series who approaches this level of over-the-top behavior is Rise Kujiwawa the pop idol (who's gotten used to maintaining that kind of stage face and actively uses it to counteract her natural shyness). But it's exceedingly common in anime-culture things and Final Fantasy has its fingers in that narrative pie pretty deep.
    It doesn't quite work with the TONE that Final Fantasy XIII was going for, though. When Serah behaves in that cute over-the-top girly way in Final Fantasy XIII-2 it feels more narratively sensible because the game's emotional wavelength is more cheerful and adventurous.

    • @OneTrueNobody
      @OneTrueNobody 4 года назад +4

      The fal'Cie actually didn't give two hoots either way about whether humankind was flawed or not. They just really wanted to bring back the Maker and were willing to make a mass sacrifice of humans because they THEORETICALLY thought that it would open up the barriers between life or death and bait the Maker into coming back just to see what the hell was going on. Final Fantasy XIII's story concepts are good but the delivery is too oblique for it to work. Half the mythological stuff necessary to get it is optional (but you'd better find it otherwise the plots of FFXIII-2 and Lightning Returns come out of nowhere).

    • @ZenoDLC
      @ZenoDLC 4 года назад +6

      It would work if we get a few scenes where Vanille is alone, and while alone, the cheerful mask drops, a very easy scene to make if you get inns in the game

    • @sopekaunutoa8210
      @sopekaunutoa8210 2 года назад

      @@ZenoDLC Well, they have moments of internal monologues with her, right? I mean, I know she's mainly narrating the story, but you know what I mean.

    • @rawrdino7046
      @rawrdino7046 2 года назад

      I find it cute...

    • @christaylor86
      @christaylor86 10 месяцев назад

      Making sense doesn't make it bearable.

  • @SugiDev
    @SugiDev 3 года назад +39

    When you said if Vanille turned out to be a god that lived for millions of years and humanity just amuses her, I was in awe. That would have made her personality make sense, and be 100x more interesting! what a shame.

  • @signas501
    @signas501 4 года назад +75

    Holy crap, it's like a day hasn't passed since Clements Sonic 06 review series, and it blew my mind hearing Clement reference Enchanted Arms in 2020. The only thing I regret about Final Fantasy 13 was Sazh Katzroy's irrelevance after the first FF13 had concluded, the only character I genuinely cared for is very rarely talked about and even shown in Final Fantasy media today.

    • @wickerman6121
      @wickerman6121 4 года назад +12

      Shit, he becomes irrelevant? He was the most interesting in the cast, that kinda breaks my heart.

    • @SailorSetsuna7
      @SailorSetsuna7 4 года назад +5

      At least he is treated well by Dissidia Opera Omnia. If I remember correctly, he is the first of the FFXIII cast to be recruited.

    • @thunderguyer
      @thunderguyer 4 года назад +2

      @@SailorSetsuna7 I think he's one of,if not the first person you get in the game,after the original 3. Or maybe he is part of the Original 3 party members

    • @SailorSetsuna7
      @SailorSetsuna7 4 года назад +3

      @@thunderguyer The original 3 are WoL, Rem and Vivi. But Sazh is definitely recruited in the 1st chapter

    • @signas501
      @signas501 4 года назад +3

      I kinda wish he had cameos in stuff like Kingdom Hearts 3, or something else to play off of and grow as a character.

  • @TheZatharias
    @TheZatharias 4 года назад +67

    FF13's plot is like: "A-are we the baddies?"

    • @smashmaster521
      @smashmaster521 4 года назад +6

      Sure...why not?

    • @Icepick614
      @Icepick614 4 года назад +5

      That what I think when I play MGS 4. Like the bad guy wants to shut down all weapons and end all war, and we're here to stop him.

    • @StCerberusEngel
      @StCerberusEngel 4 года назад +2

      You don't KNOW yet!?

    • @wreday720
      @wreday720 4 года назад +1

      mitchell & webb reference?

  • @Zostead
    @Zostead 4 года назад +64

    In the words of the SF3 3rd Strike announcer "Yeah I been waitin for this!"
    Edit: OMG I MISS YOUR VLOG REVIEWS MAN! I used to put those on when I was studying or drawing all the time. I was miffed when I couldn't find em anymore

    • @SuperFusionAJ93
      @SuperFusionAJ93 4 года назад +2

      Well I got the Picture!

    • @Zostead
      @Zostead 4 года назад +3

      @@SuperFusionAJ93 "Yeah That Makes Sense"

    • @Scott_McKewl
      @Scott_McKewl 4 года назад +2

      Alright, that's cool.

    • @thelastgogeta
      @thelastgogeta 4 года назад +2

      YEAH I SEE
      ruclips.net/video/KWcH-teJ0xI/видео.html

    • @smashmaster521
      @smashmaster521 4 года назад +2

      Street Fighter III: Third Strike is such a good game. From it's gorgeous graphics to the tight gameplay, I can see why it's so beloved by the FGC.

  • @okagron
    @okagron 4 года назад +72

    What makes this game even worse is that around the time it came out, Xenoblade Chronicles came out. Their excuse they couldn't do big open areas from the start went out the window when the first open area in Xenoblade Chronicles is at the start of the game and the game is filled with big open areas to explore. Not to mention sidequests that appear from the start of the game and not 20 hours into it.

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 4 года назад +9

      To be honest it was design choice to reflect on lack of choice of the characters. It is why you get somewhat open Grand Pulse later. Problem is that it is perfect case study on how not to design the game!

    • @cypher838
      @cypher838 4 года назад +15

      Xenoblade is good from beginning to end. It is truly fantastic.

    • @papershadow
      @papershadow 4 года назад +19

      @@TheRezro That's a case of artistic integration hamstringing the gameplay experience, at which point you're using the medium to its detriment (albeit more than "movie games" like TLOU tend to integrate their gameplay).
      And I think Xenoblade helps illustrate another perspective that XIII loses out on: The hallway design makes the world feel artificial and small, which hurts the immersion and stakes for many players when the conflict is about saving or destroying this world (or at least the Planetoid sized Cocoon). XB's world is designed to be huge so you feel how far your journey takes you and the scale of what's being threatened by the endgame when the conflict goes beyond just the playable cast.

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 4 года назад

      @@papershadow My point :D
      As another example Final Fantasy VII theme is letdown. I mean as whole point of the game! If you pay attention nothing we do in that game actually matter. No matter what our protagonists would do, planet would defend itself as it absolutely did. But this theme stay a theme and game still have strong gameplay and interesting plot. It is why people love it despite or because of the theme, as it challenges our preconceptions. In FFXIII theme hinder both gameplay and story, instead being properly integrated as its part. Whole thing would work even if we would have freedom on gameplay level, with our protagonists still being forced to act despite they intend.

    • @blackchase6732
      @blackchase6732 4 года назад

      the game is great

  • @Chelaxim
    @Chelaxim 3 года назад +4

    As someone who never used auto battle and never used any Gambit besides attack on active with the speed set to high I can safely say that XII and XIII have the best combat in the mainline titles. It's funny how people love to say that the combat is brain dead yet complain about getting game overs from the party leader dying constantly. Sounds like you need to get good.
    While it is annoying that you can't change party members nobody ever complained that you couldn't choose your own party in IX until halfway through disc 3.
    While it doesn't have puzzles and the dungeons aren't good this has been a problem for the whole franchise. Tales of Smyphonia,Wild Arms and Golden Sun the Final Fantasy franchise ain't.
    The game is completely understandable without reading datalogs. It's a callback to the appendix of golden age sci-fi and fantasy novels. It's not necessary to read but adds more to the lore like tactical RPGs rumor section in bars like Ogre Battle, Final Fantasy Tactics and Front Mission.
    Just because a small part of a game isn't told in the game itself doesn't mean the story is automatically bad. If that was the case Valkyrie Profile would be the worst story in the genre. Lenneth's entire backstory is a hidden option in the title screen.
    And your issue with Hope is he's written realistically? Just like the cast of VIII before them real teenagers are awful.
    Regarding you comparing him to Vaan is absurd. Basch never let him know about Garbarnth and there was eyewitnesses to Reks' murder. Vaan comes of a overly trusting. Even if Basch did tell him about Garbarnth it would still be gullible of Vaan to believe that "my evil identical twin did it".
    Regarding the jargon it's called context clues to pick up what things mean. Ever play Tales of the Abyss?
    Is Vanille annoying? Yes...but why after Porom,Krile,Relm,Yuffie,Selphie,Eiko, Rikku and Penelo is the archetype a problem all of a sudden?
    Final Fantasy XIII is a dungeon crawler (with admittedly bad dungeons) you are like the people who hated Grandia Xtreme for something it was never trying to be.
    You only get one interaction with the main villian before you fight him for the final time? Well that's one more party interaction with the main villian than Cloud of Darkness,Zemus, Ultimecia and Necron lol.

  • @JomaXZ
    @JomaXZ 4 года назад +105

    The first 40 seconds of your plot summary made more sense to me than the first two chapters did (I quit playing somewhere around there because I got bored and was very confused)

    • @crashspike22
      @crashspike22 4 года назад +8

      This.

    • @gmaster2647
      @gmaster2647 4 года назад +7

      I haven't played it and was surprised to hear that the plot summary wasn't as straightforward as how he said it...and it just makes me wonder why they chose that method of storytelling. It can work if you have good writing and a premise that won't leave you asking "what the hell is going on" for hours, and it seems this game failed to do that.

    • @sanfransiscon
      @sanfransiscon 4 года назад +5

      I think it's (mostly) a good story.
      It's just told poorly.
      I have a similar opinion with the Kingdom Hearts series.

    • @christianlopez707
      @christianlopez707 4 года назад +4

      @@gmaster2647 they where probably trying to recapture what they did with ff7 sense the game starts in a similar way, the difference is that with ff7 this was properly handled and it worked. With 13 they throw so much stuff at you in the start without exposition that it's hard to keep track of.

    • @papershadow
      @papershadow 4 года назад +3

      @@christianlopez707 FF7 starts without espousing the characters' histories but it doesn't leave you in the dark on the Jargon the characters will casually use throughout the establishing dialogue. FF13 expects you to extrapolate the characters' dynamics from their situation, but you need to read the Datalogs to comprehend the situation in the first place.

  • @Kara99tg
    @Kara99tg 4 года назад +72

    "But lo and behold, a goddamn miracle happens."
    Yeah, everyone being restored after turning into Cieth and then again after turning to crystal was an act of God. It's a literal Deus ex Machina to set up XIII-2.

    • @Whirlwhind1
      @Whirlwhind1 4 года назад +1

      I thought the Cieth thing was an illusion to fuck with them.

    • @okagron
      @okagron 4 года назад +3

      @@NoxNyctores427 So, the whole thing about the fear of becoming a Cie'th and that driving the characters to do their focus was pointless? Sure, the character don't know that would happened, but it still makes that whole thing pointless in the end.

    • @misapheonix
      @misapheonix 2 года назад +1

      @@okagron It's not pointless, we see other characters turn into crystal. Which very easily lends itself to them also having the chance to turn into zombies.
      The critique for this game not having a 'good story' is misplace, but only because the way its told is like that, misplaced lol

  • @cartmann94
    @cartmann94 4 года назад +42

    Final Fantasy 13: The Eternal Hallway.
    That’s how I’ve always refer to it.

    • @Farimere
      @Farimere 4 года назад +5

      The dungeons are hallways, the towns are hallways, and even the leveling system are hallways.

    • @smashmaster521
      @smashmaster521 4 года назад +2

      @@Farimere Hallway XIII: The Re-Hallway-ening.

    • @OmegaCoolsterDX
      @OmegaCoolsterDX 4 года назад +3

      @@Farimere the game is playing itself Jon, THE GAME IS PLAYING ITSELF JON!!!!

    • @qster4
      @qster4 4 года назад

      I prefer Final Hallway, Final Hallway 2: Friends Through Time, and Final Hallway 3: Dress-Up Dilemma.

  • @joegreen3802
    @joegreen3802 4 года назад +63

    Cloud: And then some guy with a Gunblade showed up, and after a quick talk, we both agreed that 13 is the worst number.

    • @DarthJoshReturns
      @DarthJoshReturns 4 года назад +1

      One of the few funny jokes from Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged.

    • @joegreen3802
      @joegreen3802 4 года назад +12

      @@DarthJoshReturns I overall found the series to be hilarious.

    • @DarthJoshReturns
      @DarthJoshReturns 4 года назад +6

      ​@@joegreen3802 You're entitled to that opinion, but just didn't care for it. You could tell TeamFourStar's A-Team didn't work it. Half the jokes consisted of everybody being an asshole to Cloud for no reason, they were really trying to force "Don't Fuck Up" as a meme, the characterizations are the most cliched you can expect from a shallow FFVII parody, it so obvious the writers are Clerith shippers with how unflattering Tifa's characterization is and how Aerith is adored by most of the cast, and the editing is Naruto: The Abridged Movie levels of mediocre (I guess most of the budget went to getting Kira Buckland and Sarah Williams to do voices). I feel like people are too lenient with it because it's TeamFourStar.

    • @marktomlin5818
      @marktomlin5818 4 года назад +1

      how do u guys feel about FF VII Remake? ff 7 remake has a stagger system like 13 is it better implemented?

    • @ChigoIEbere
      @ChigoIEbere 4 года назад +7

      @@DarthJoshReturns Personally I always liked Machinaabridged, and it was technically the first thing I'd ever watch from TFS. But I guess we can just agree to disagree.

  • @IceQueen975
    @IceQueen975 2 года назад +22

    Ngl, I LOVE the battle theme of this game. The swelling of the violins is just so epic. Makes fighting bearable.

  • @ccshade7294
    @ccshade7294 4 года назад +30

    this is the first review of ffxiii where the story was sufficiently explained so i understood what exactly was going on beyond "what's our focus?" "we don't know!" "what do we do?" "forget our focus!"

  • @Acecard-jl2py
    @Acecard-jl2py 2 года назад +16

    Upon plot Assessment, I have a sneaky suspicion that Snow was originally the main character before being shafted by lightning. Probably to shake things up. But since Sarah is so important to the story, they made Lightning and Sarah sisters.

  • @soraroxas8453
    @soraroxas8453 3 года назад +15

    The issues you have with XIII combat I don't have seeing as Auto usually doesn't work half the time and gets you killed at least in my experience. But you also have to take in to consideration you can cancel ATB times and speed up switch animations. Ex: at 38:14 you could've just casted one Provoke and One Steelguard in the same ATB and lived but you let auto do it and it tore you up

  • @anothergamer112
    @anothergamer112 4 года назад +33

    45:15
    "Does thirteen have its own language?"

  • @TheLoneGamr
    @TheLoneGamr 4 года назад +25

    If I remember the reason this game is so linear because Square said making towns in HD graphics is hard. Which is such bullshit.

    • @Kenjitsu419
      @Kenjitsu419 4 года назад +8

      It was hard to make towns in the engine they made. You can see that in the Amusement park and a bit in 13-2. It's 100% thier fault but it was an issue

    • @danielramsey6141
      @danielramsey6141 4 года назад +3

      @@Kenjitsu419
      Clearly that Crystal Tools bullshit wasn't worth the cash dump. Especially after moving to Unreal 4.
      What a Waste of the console PS3 lifecycle.

    • @Kenjitsu419
      @Kenjitsu419 4 года назад +1

      @@danielramsey6141 I guess you didn't read the 100% thier fault part lol. Yeah i agree with you but think about it like this, you dump several million into an engine you made to make your game up to your standards only to find out your engine sucks. Do you A. Scrap the project wasting even more money and time or B. Push through developement to get something out? Thier hands were tied.

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 4 года назад

      Then just push out an easier project that wouldn't cost as much.

    • @Kenjitsu419
      @Kenjitsu419 4 года назад +1

      @@fightingmedialounge519 Isn't that literally the definition of being a cheap company? Why would you ever ask them to push out a cheap product intentionally. In fact that's the main complaint of XV because Tabata pushed it out. Also again, another person fails to read what i said... The engine was already made and it sucked but if they move to another engine that exponentially increases dev time. If that's the case they did take the easy route by just using that engine.

  • @Ultimataco
    @Ultimataco 4 года назад +27

    Clement needed to be savage on this game for his review. It was his focus, congratulations on the immortality I guess Clement

  • @TheHeroOfTomorrow
    @TheHeroOfTomorrow 4 года назад +48

    I’m just gonna leave a like and watch this when I’m not about to sleep.
    Edit: Worth the wait. But I disagree with you about Kingdom Hearts. I mean, if you thought KH2 was the most overly complicated title...

    • @andrewkos5560
      @andrewkos5560 4 года назад +4

      By 2010 (when this came out Stateside), we had stuff like Days and maybe BBS, so I can see where Clement's coming from

    • @cartooncritic7045
      @cartooncritic7045 4 года назад +3

      @@andrewkos5560 Days and BBS are actually really straightforward titles by the KH series standards. KH2 has a plot-relevant character arc happen almost completely off-screen and didn't get a proper resolution until KH3.

    • @SailorSetsuna7
      @SailorSetsuna7 4 года назад

      @@andrewkos5560 As the very big fan of KH's story, I gotta say it was DDD that overcomplicated everything. BBS (my favorite, btw.) served as an explanation to many points that weren't presented in the previous games. Like why was Riku supposed to get Kingdom Key, what led Kairi to end up on Destiny Islands, who Xehanort is etc. DDD added a time travel of all things to the mix and it was just too much in my opinion, even if I love Young Xehanort.
      Days were not harmful, it just expanded on Axel and Roxas' friendship. Which is good in my opinion, because I didn't really buy the connection they had in just KH2.

    • @cartooncritic7045
      @cartooncritic7045 4 года назад +2

      @@SailorSetsuna7 I'm going to be that guy who defends the time travel in DDD. Yes, it's overly complicated and since the rules are different from almost anything else in fiction that uses time travel it becomes a hassle to explain to someone who isn't familiar with the series (and even some veterans will need to think on it a bit before they fully get it). However, DDD itself, and indeed even KH3, do make an effort to make the time travel make sense within the context of their stories and don't just leave the player totally hanging, which is more than I can say for half of the shit in FFXIII's story.
      Whether or not the presence of time travel in the series is a good or bad thing is up to the discretion of the player. I for one only see it as a storytelling device, and nothing more.

    • @smashmaster521
      @smashmaster521 4 года назад +3

      Am I the only one who has no problem understanding Kingdom Hearts' story. Yes, it's difficult to explain, but it's easy to understand. Now, Chrono Cross, on the other hand...can someone help me figure out that game's story?

  • @ThunderDragonRandy
    @ThunderDragonRandy 4 года назад +38

    While I have skipped a few FF retrospective videos to prevent me from being spoiled (like FFX since I still haven't completed it which I eventually should one of these years), this is a one that I will not skip and will watch since I have 0 plans of ever playing FFXIII.

    • @ori.g4mi
      @ori.g4mi 4 года назад +6

      As someone who has played the game and actually kind of enjoyed it... yeah, DON'T. I enjoyed it for the visuals. There's nothing else thats good about it, really.

    • @danielramsey6141
      @danielramsey6141 4 года назад +8

      You should definitely complete FF10. It's such an Great game, and yeah...it's way better than FF13 and it's Sequals.

    • @iamdeafzed6
      @iamdeafzed6 4 года назад +1

      Smart move. I bought it (used) and played it...frankly for no other reason beyond the Final Fantasy namesake.
      FF13 is at least playable, and while the battle system is relatively mindless (early on especially), it does evolve to a point where your choices start to matter more (notably when and how to paradigm shift). I was sort of into it for awhile.
      That said, Clement is absolutely correct that the game gives you zero context for the story. I beat the game, and still had almost no idea what the hell was going on, because I never read the Datalogs (and why should I have to?). He's also not far off in calling it a "hallway simulator" for all but that one chapter near the end of the game (which is easily the best part, though still not even close to classic FF greatness).
      So FF13 isn't terrible, but it's just so "Meh..." overall. And there's no reason not to spend your precious time playing genuinely good games instead.

    • @zzz43344
      @zzz43344 3 года назад +1

      @@ori.g4mi Personally, I rather liked both its visuals and its music, like I never found it forgettable at all despite what Clement has said (hell, Blinded by Light is imo the BEST battle theme of the whole FF franchise, as far as I'm concerned). Beyond that though, yeah I pretty much agree with everything else here. Definitely the weakest entry of the main FF series.

    • @aeroga2383
      @aeroga2383 2 года назад +3

      I had the entire plot spoiled for me by the rabid haters and still ended up liking the game. Easily my favorite Final Fantasy

  • @Pan_Z
    @Pan_Z 3 года назад +36

    1:43:34 "You know what, it was probably mentioned in a data log. I don't care."
    Best way of concluding any explanation of FFXIII's lore.

  • @raikohzx4323
    @raikohzx4323 4 года назад +31

    Honestly, it all makes sense once you hear about the development issues this game had. Those pretty graphics came at a cost of absolute hell with their Crystal Tools engine, EVERYONE in the company had to double-time to get XIII into a workable state which is partly why so many Kingdom Hearts handheld games exist as well as a major part of the reason (alongside XIV 2.0) as to why Versus XIII had to become XV, and numerous other problems. XIII wasn't just a bad game, it was partly responsible for fucking up Square-Enix's development for the following decade.

    • @Matthew_Klepadlo
      @Matthew_Klepadlo 4 года назад +3

      RaikohZX
      The game did go through development hell, but I wanna bring attention to something.
      The development history isn’t important to a review.
      I’m sorry me boi spongebob, but I’m not gonna give mercy points over the politics behind the video game.
      They sold this in stores for 60 bucks and people had an awful time playing it.

    • @taylord5381
      @taylord5381 4 года назад +3

      @@Matthew_Klepadlo I see you remember clement's sonic 06 review word for word too?

    • @Matthew_Klepadlo
      @Matthew_Klepadlo 4 года назад +3

      Taylord
      How could I not?
      If I’m not worshiping the Christian god, then the Sonic 06 review is the thing in my life to worship.

    • @USMC49er
      @USMC49er 4 года назад

      Crystal Tools engine flopped so hard that only 5 games used it within a world cup cycle and never used since.
      FF13 trilogy, FF14 1.0, and DQ10. Not exactly good company.

    • @aeroga2383
      @aeroga2383 2 года назад

      @@USMC49er a lot of good engines were abandoned for no reason. Crystal isn't special in this regard

  • @666ZX
    @666ZX 4 года назад +108

    Damn, he tore into that game lol.

  • @Oromoney
    @Oromoney 4 года назад +26

    2:20am, time for be-
    (Clement’s XIII video goes up)
    I didn’t need to sleep anyway 👏

  • @tahamohammad8842
    @tahamohammad8842 4 года назад +34

    1:13 I’m surprised clement didn’t make the obvious joke considering he’s a huge mega man fan

    • @Gaia_BentosZX5
      @Gaia_BentosZX5 4 года назад +2

      Then again, he said "trope". Get the mallet!

  • @crashschwarzen4642
    @crashschwarzen4642 4 года назад +52

    Still love this game to this day, my favourite in the series but damn this is what I call a good reiwew, you really know your stuff man

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 4 года назад +12

      This game fucking sucks

    • @Matthew_Klepadlo
      @Matthew_Klepadlo 4 года назад +28

      557deadpool
      When someone says they like a game that you yourself consider bad…
      Just tell them…
      “All the power to you!”

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 4 года назад +5

      @@Matthew_Klepadlo not when they try to defend the game and are blatantly wrong

    • @Matthew_Klepadlo
      @Matthew_Klepadlo 4 года назад +31

      557deadpool
      Sonic Chronicles is a bad game, objectively, but I still love it.
      What’s wrong with playing a game you like?
      I mean you eat pork, ok, but don’t force people to eat pork.
      If you don’t eat pork, fine, but don’t force others not to eat pork.
      Imagine of someone says a game you love is pretty average and kinda stupid.
      But if they say “all the power to you…”
      That’s all you can hope for really.
      I think…

    • @crashschwarzen4642
      @crashschwarzen4642 4 года назад +8

      557deadpool oof

  • @TheChaosGear
    @TheChaosGear 4 года назад +23

    You want to know what game did fate and destiny alot better, and came out around the same time?
    xenoblade chronicles

    • @danielramsey6141
      @danielramsey6141 4 года назад +3

      THIS!!!

    • @papershadow
      @papershadow 4 года назад +4

      Xenoblade Chronicles is the game people claim XIII becomes 30 hours in, and still better across the relevant fronts.

    • @cypher838
      @cypher838 4 года назад +2

      @@papershadow xenoblade opened up by 3 hours. FF13 50 hours in and then the game ends.

    • @jaretco6423
      @jaretco6423 2 года назад

      As someone who really doesn't care about Xenoblade Chronicles, even I can agree.

  • @jonathancanham9849
    @jonathancanham9849 4 года назад +22

    Bout to head to sleep
    'Clement uploads video's
    ...looks like I'm pulling an all-nighter tonight

  • @johntrellston9514
    @johntrellston9514 4 года назад +17

    *looks at length*
    OH BABY. This boutta be juicy

  • @TylerW44
    @TylerW44 4 года назад +15

    38:28 - Probably already addressed, but this is an example of where the auto-battle can really mess you up. You don't need all those provokes. Manually building the combo for one provoke and then popping the defensives was the way to go.

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 2 года назад

      It wouldn't matter, the animation would still fuck you over

  • @Jackelbeaver
    @Jackelbeaver 4 года назад +17

    it's a game with great mechanics, oodles of hidden depth, fantastic visuals, great music, and then bad design and direction. I'm convinced it's a mostly fixable game if you just move shit around and fix the tutorial to actually teach people the correct way to play it.

    • @raze2012_
      @raze2012_ 4 года назад +1

      yeah, of all the FF games, I feel 13 is one that'd benefit the most, by far, from some balance mods to really fix its shortcomings (especially since 13-2 fixed a lot of these already).
      Shame the only remaster of it is on Xbox one of all places.

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 4 года назад +1

      No it really doesn't, everything is fucking shit

    • @Emerald_Solace
      @Emerald_Solace 4 года назад +7

      557deadpool stop bein a lil bitch on everyones comments.

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 2 года назад

      @@Emerald_Solace stop having bad opinions

    • @GodOfOrphans
      @GodOfOrphans 2 года назад +1

      @@557deadpool Lol you're one to talk since all you do is bash without actually even trying to be contructive. That's about as bad an opinion as possible the "it just sucks" take, that's banal tedious and completely unhelpful to anyone.

  • @ameerashourdraws
    @ameerashourdraws 4 года назад +23

    1:12 Zero? Is that you?

    • @dprototype6431
      @dprototype6431 4 года назад +6

      I’m really surprised he didn’t use the clip.

    • @DonGEX
      @DonGEX 4 года назад +6

      The best meme in all of video games!
      Next to "All your base are belong to us" and "Two #9s".

  • @danielramsey6141
    @danielramsey6141 4 года назад +10

    You know, there are only two things that I like about this game, the Music, and the a Little bit of the Mythology. Lightning, Sazh, and Fang are salvageable, but not entirely so considering what takes place in the two Sequels after this game and it personally sucks ass knowing that Final Fantasy could have been better....if Square had taken the time to focus on it and moved on afterwards.
    You see, Square, instead of doing the smart thing and buying the service of an Unreal engine for development on a game with Completely new Hardware and software at the time of PS3 and XB360 ....they tried to make their own Hardware, and it came in two forms!
    The "Crystal Tools Engine", and the "Luminous Engine" which they tried to use for all Of The Final Fantasy 13 Games during the big *Fabula Nova Crystalis* format that all the 13 games were going to be... Type-0 and FF15 included.
    They were so Focused on those Fucking Engines that they Didn't have a Full development Cycle going for FF13, meaning they Patched Worked this game HARD, with what little development time they had! And goddamn does it show!
    Did I also mention there was a lack of communication between the Teams Handling the Final Fantasy 13 games!? Meaning during Development of FF13, Versus 13, and Agito 13...there were no solid Through line ideas for the Mythos of this New Final Fantasy Dimension. Etro, L'cie, Fal'cie were just that...ideas. how the power of magic was going to work, how Etro connected the worlds through her existence as Goddess of Death, how Nomura was close to turning Final Fantasy Versus 13 into a musical (if there was a stage play or Theater, it would've been interesting as a single segment), but Jesus, nothing about the FNC (Fabula Nova) was never push forwards, instead it was all about Square imagining up the money they were going to make, and that's fucking sad!
    But like I said, only two Things. On youtube, the Creation Mythology is really cool since I'm a big Mythology buff myself, and you can find at least three Videos up on youtube that talk about the mythology. With a little more work, it could've been so much better.
    Also, I won't lie, some of the music is damn good, but not perfect. There are some bad tracks, and while everyone fawns over "Blinded By Light", I say "Saber's Edge" is better...fight me!
    Now can someone explain to me what In god's name was the Taejin's Tower Section?! Cause we all saw the Boss for that place, but it has no fucking reason to exist!

  • @anothergamer112
    @anothergamer112 Год назад +6

    Is it me, or does Sazh do Hope's storyline way better? Think about it. They both watched a family member die in front of them and it drives their presence in the story.
    Hope is spiteful and murderous toward Snow and never grows past it until he's nearly killed himself. Snow barely acknowledges Hope until then, so he's not innocent either.
    Meanwhile, Sazh doesn't know there's multiple layers to his sons branding, and when he does, he's mad at Vanille, but he recognizes going John Wick on her will change nothing. He gets depressed at the idea he can't do anything to save his baby boy before being snapped out of it by the one who's fault the whole thing is.

  • @Matthew_Klepadlo
    @Matthew_Klepadlo 4 года назад +60

    Final Fantasy XIII also doesn’t flow well like the other games at all.
    Sometimes the bosses skyrocket in difficulty, and in order to have a fighting chance, I have to level up.
    What does that mean?
    Fighting battles.
    FOR HOURS ON END.
    You eventually go insane, you get a survival mentality and get used to the awful fucking grinding.
    All this to have a fighting chance for a boss that maybe you might have a better chance at winning.
    If you ever see crazy people on the internet do Pokémon challenges…
    They do so much grinding on random battles and attempt the same fight over and over again, with their buffed-up small chance of winning.
    Final Fantasy XIII, is that for me.

    • @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32
      @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32 4 года назад +5

      The first boss, the first boss is inconsistenly harder than the second boss. What the fuck???

    • @DonGEX
      @DonGEX 4 года назад +4

      And now Sephiroth is fighting LV7 Cloud and Barret in Reactor 1.

    • @gc6096
      @gc6096 4 года назад +1

      Tsyumamatsu TheHavenofGuardia ikr!?

    • @christianlopez707
      @christianlopez707 4 года назад +5

      Even common enemies can take way too much time to take down, not to mention that their is a level cap until you beat the boss of a chapter.

    • @whodatninja439
      @whodatninja439 4 года назад

      that's true of any Final Fantasy game. You cant rush through them.

  • @jordirapper
    @jordirapper 2 года назад +22

    Just imagine being the map designer for final fantasy 13.

    • @anothergamer112
      @anothergamer112 Год назад +7

      **draws a line** "Alright I'm done. Time to clock out and get drunk."

    • @nopatiencejoe6376
      @nopatiencejoe6376 10 месяцев назад

      I'd kill someone if I was the guy who had to make the designs and assets for the background stuff like trees, buildings and whatnot, just for them to be used as hallway decoration.

  • @TimReviewsEveryNAWiiGame
    @TimReviewsEveryNAWiiGame 2 года назад +7

    Never played this game but going off this video 13 seems like a victim of PS3 era game development where graphical fidelity expectations often outpaced the creation of development tools that could streamline things. Resulted in a lot of games feeling very tech demoy.

  • @Jackelbeaver
    @Jackelbeaver 4 года назад +8

    The beginning of the game was a really bad place to start the story because you have no context for what’s happening or why you should care about the characters hitting their lowest point. It made them really hard to sympathize with. The flashbacks should have just been a prologue chapter that you actually get to play. The first 5 chapters of the game should have been alot shorter because most of the interesting content is the flashbacks. When you get to the city and meet fang is where the game starts to get better. (Even if you don’t know the hidden mechanics like paradigm shift and stagger combo chain bonuses) updating the gameplay to have character swapping like 13-2 woulda been nice too (maybe having monster catching to fill out the third party member during the split up chapters like 13-2 had)

    • @kylesodyssey8591
      @kylesodyssey8591 4 года назад

      Yeah, for Final Fantasy 7, that WAS the beginning of the game.

  • @ElectricBarrier
    @ElectricBarrier 4 года назад +8

    For me, 13 is just style over substance. If you mostly turn your brain off and just let the plot/character issues slide, just accept everything, it can be an actually pretty fun ride. Those hallways look real nice, just travel down them. People say this game is more like a movie than a game, and yeah it is. Just play the movie and enjoy the setpieces.

    • @kamageddynvideochannel3479
      @kamageddynvideochannel3479 4 года назад +2

      And why this a bad thing

    • @ElectricBarrier
      @ElectricBarrier 4 года назад +2

      @@kamageddynvideochannel3479 I'm saying it's not, he was wondering what fans of this game saw in it, so I thought I'd give my thoughts on why I like it.

    • @ElectricBarrier
      @ElectricBarrier 4 года назад

      ​@Twelve Sevven So? You wanna say this is a bad final fantasy game, fine. You wanna say it's a bad game because it's bad final fantasy game, also fine. I'm not one of those people that insists others judge things entirely on their own merits like that. I kinda like the Silent Hill movie but it being a not good adaptation gets in the way of that A LOT. You wanna say, even by it's own merits, it's a bad game? Totally fine too.
      I'm just saying I just kind of enjoy the ride, and I think it's a bit more mechanically deep than people act(like, kiddy pool vs regular pool levels, though). The game's presentation really helps make up for its narrative and design shortcomings juuuust enough for it to be good enough time for me.
      I don't really mind the concept of "movie games" really, I'll join in on mocking the big Sony Exclusives mostly being "Cinematic Experiences" but I actually liked Uncharted 2 quite a bit because it was kinda just participating in a movie. I think there's room for that, a game that is not much more than letting you play out a movie. It'd be best if Final Fantasy didn't decide to do that to itself every so often but, cest la vie.

    • @ElectricBarrier
      @ElectricBarrier 4 года назад

      @Twelve Sevven Fair enough, my whole comment was based around what I personally think. We just disagree on things a little. I also don't normally like things that require you not to think to enjoy them, but I'm fine with it sometimes, depending.
      I also enjoy games more than movies but that's because my tastes have always been more niche and I'm still playing more niche games, rather than the garbage that is destroying the industry right now.

    • @ElectricBarrier
      @ElectricBarrier 4 года назад

      @Twelve Sevven Yeah, honestly my defiant enjoyment of 13 as "not that bad, guys" is partly due to some of the criticisms applying to the much lauded games. FF7 is baby-easy for example, most FF games boil down to "use highest level skill, refill points when points low". I recognize though games and their stories are precariously perched, like any medium, and once the balance is lost people will fall right off more often than not. I have to make too many concessions to enjoy it, and that might be fine for me, but I can't expect other people to be okay with that. I'm a weirdo.

  • @roodude14
    @roodude14 4 года назад +13

    At the end, Clement gave himself 5 stars I see what you did there

  • @KeeBlade
    @KeeBlade 4 года назад +7

    1:18:09 YO VANILLE COPPIN' A FEEL
    THAT DON'T LOOK LIKE SUBTEXT TO ME

  • @BigA207
    @BigA207 4 года назад +21

    I’m glad Xenoblade Definitive Edition exists so that we can see what this game could’ve been. Pretty and fun, with good gameplay, exploration and story.

    • @ScorbunGame
      @ScorbunGame 4 года назад +8

      The worst part of FF13 is that it has a lot of concepts that COULD have worked. A race of god like beings branding humans and essentially dooming them for all eternity? Could've been a great set up for a story about denying fate and choosing your own path. The paradigm system could've been great if the game let you customise your party right off the bat instead of locking characters to 3 roles each.
      I'm happy the stagger system is being salvaged for FF7R, it gives me hope that Square will rework and salvage all the other good ideas FF13 had that were waisted on it.

    • @DanielPage
      @DanielPage 4 года назад +3

      This is exactly what I was thinking. When he was describing things, they're essentially the opposites of Xenoblade 1 and 2, both of which are incredible games.

    • @Clesarie
      @Clesarie 4 года назад

      Xenoblade? Man I don't get this game. The battle system is shit and plays itself. Its like a offline mmo. Same with ff12. Its just totally fucking not fun at all. I want to love those games but the gameplay is terrible.

    • @cartooncritic7045
      @cartooncritic7045 4 года назад +7

      @@Clesarie The game only "plays itself" in that auto-attacks are a thing, but you have to not understand how the game is played at all if you think the auto-attacks are where the combat begins and ends. That's setting aside the Artes, Talent Gauge, Party Meter, Chain Attacks, Tension, Elemental Orbs, Specials, Overdrives, etc.

    • @Clesarie
      @Clesarie 4 года назад

      I completely get that saying it plays itself is and over statement. I'm saying that the combat is boring as hell and I just don't get how people enjoy it. There's a reason ff12 I'd the worst selling game in the series. it's mostly unppealing to people

  • @isaiahrivers7117
    @isaiahrivers7117 4 года назад +35

    Wonder if Square was trying to replace FF7 with this game and have it as it's mascot or something but failed miserably.

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 4 года назад +2

      Neh. After team which made Xenogers left company, due to being displeased about they creative freedom (creating acclaimed Monolith Soft). Square was left without they core asset. Final Fantasy IX was intended as farewell to this franchise as at the time genre was considered as dying (it was, what lead to weird MMO experiments, FFX was also poorly received*). Then threaten of bankruptcy Square fused with Enix. It keep company existence, but Enix making far lighter and generic Dragon Quest games lack proper "finally" experience what remnants of old team couldn't replicate. Ironically I would say that Kingdom Heart franchise was one what helped rebuild proper developer team, so there is hope for future. Keep my fingers crossed that FFVII remake would work!
      *In long run it was still last good FF game before dark age.

    • @jetforcejuno7166
      @jetforcejuno7166 4 года назад +14

      @@TheRezro "FFX was also poorly received" Um no it wasn't, it was and still is the most popular FF game in Japan and the second most popular internationally.

    • @psycholuigiman
      @psycholuigiman 4 года назад +5

      I'm pretty sure it was intended to be the next bit thing comparable to FF7. Maybe not replace it, but come close. Just looks at how they built it up and made all these plans that fell through because the first game got them off to such a terrible start.

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 4 года назад +4

      @@jetforcejuno7166 Sells don't equal popularity. And because it has own fans it doesn't mean that it was well received by fandom as a whole (Star Wars Prequel Fan Syndrome). Game was broadly hated by Final Fantasy fans for its numerous legitimate flaws. They mostly changed opinion after future games become worst and its lore better known.

    • @megamike15
      @megamike15 4 года назад +9

      @@TheRezro no one hated on 10 until spoony reviewed it and that was years after the game came out.

  • @ecksluss
    @ecksluss 4 года назад +21

    It's a great review. I love XIII, the entire trilogy actually, by I completely understand those who hate it. But I do feel like the battle system is still oversimplified in a dishonest way by most people, even you.
    You failed to mention how the paradigm shift system rewards you for constantly switching between them in that every other time you switch at exactly the right time as your last attack hits, your atb gauge completely fills up automatically once you're done switching. You can control this further by manually selecting your attacks and pressing triangle to initiate your attacks early without having to use all of your attacks on your turn. It's a good way to early cancel, get 1 or 2 hits in and shift to a medic/sentinel setup that already has a full ATB gauge.
    There are so many intricacies to the battle system that get glosses over by people.

    • @okagron
      @okagron 4 года назад +10

      The problem is that you don't need to do any of that, the game never punishes you for not using the combat's full potential. The game also awards 5 stars like candy, even if you use auto battle, so it makes people not want to use the intricacies of the combat. The mere fact he was doing battles in half the time the devs expected you to while just using auto battle shows how lenient the game is.

    • @ecksluss
      @ecksluss 4 года назад +6

      @@okagron doesn't matter. I always play combat in all my games to do the absolute best possible (not talking about ranking) so I played the way I described anyway.
      Also it's still being dishonest and oversimplified to say "you can beat the game using only auto battle" because you have to utilize your paradigm shifts properly. And set them up properly as well. He even mentioned a fair amount of instances where the battles require you to be on point with your timing and setup. So..

    • @okagron
      @okagron 3 года назад +3

      @@ecksluss The Final Fantasy games prior punished you for not using the combat's full potential, so it's a big problem in 13 when it doesn't do that to the player. So it doesn't matter if you use the combat's full potential, there's no requrement for such a thing and that's bad design.
      I beat the game using auto battle at the bare minimum 90% and didn't had much issue. A friend of mine who also played the game also beat it only using auto battle. So no, no one is simplying and being dishonest when they claim you can play the game in auto battle to the end. That's how ridiculously easy the game is.

    • @GodOfOrphans
      @GodOfOrphans 3 года назад +3

      @@okagron I sincerely doubt that, there are several main story bosses that will stomp people who just try to auto battle through things blindly, and again your discounting the need to watch the flow of battle and know when to paradigm shift, that requires manual input. Even in most of the easy fights auto battle won't save you if you aren't pradigm switching and that's even for trash mobs. That's the real problem is that people keep acting like paradigm switching happens automatically as part of the auto battle or something. If your complaint is that paradigm switching isn't engaging enough on it's own fine but stop saying you can just auto battle through the game when the fact that you're constantly paradigm switching already disproves that. Also most FF are decidedly on the easy side and it's really only the post game that demands mastery of the mechanics to succeed, 13 is not unique in that regard, hell 4's difficulty or lack thereof is a damned meme for crying out loud both in the fandom and in the games themselves.

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 2 года назад

      @@GodOfOrphans no they don't, at all

  • @SBaby
    @SBaby 4 года назад +21

    4:28 - I think this was about the point where we as gamers started to realize that mainline review sites and magazines are paid by developers to pretty much just say what they want people to hear with no regard to actual merit.

    • @DrMadd
      @DrMadd 4 года назад +4

      They also say what their audience wants to hear. If a game with a lot of hype doesn’t get a glowing review then the reviewer in question will often receive a ton of unnecessary harassment from fanboys like with Game Spot’s Arkham Knight review or IGN’s Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire review.

    • @SBaby
      @SBaby 4 года назад +4

      I know from personal experience, as well as from many big youtubers that Square-Enix has a tendency of going after reviewers that criticize their games, especially new games.

    • @DrMadd
      @DrMadd 4 года назад +1

      SBaby oh yeah I’m sure. They’re hardly the only company.

    • @RoyalFusilier
      @RoyalFusilier 4 года назад

      It's both frustrating and encouraging to see that a lot of gamer rage over particular bad actors (EA, IGN, Ubisoft, take your pick) could be so easily widened into a meaningful, systemic critique. I hold out hope for that one day.

    • @SBaby
      @SBaby 4 года назад +1

      @@RoyalFusilier The problem with the list you gave, is it increases every day.

  • @mateusgreenwood1096
    @mateusgreenwood1096 4 года назад +17

    Lightning doesn't even have a character, she's just "badass" (what a childish word...) and that's about it, she's perfect in every way and nobody ever questions her actions, they all apparently learn life lessons from her instead, the game keeps insisting she's a great character, great protagonist and an admirable person to look up to but she never does anything to earn that status aside from beating nameless henchmen and treating everyone like trash. That is the very definition of bad writing. Every character in this game is just a ripoff of your typical garbage characters from an anime for teens.

    • @cypher838
      @cypher838 4 года назад +4

      Xenoblade came out at around the same time and has way better written characters than this which is why it is my favorite game of all time.

    • @Taker369
      @Taker369 4 года назад +1

      And in the sequels she has god powers without any explanation

    • @mateusgreenwood1096
      @mateusgreenwood1096 4 года назад +1

      @@Taker369 Back in 2013 when i heard FFXIII would have another sequel and it would be called "Lightning returns" i thought it was a joke.

    • @onerandomdude4015
      @onerandomdude4015 4 года назад

      Shes like a worse version if the boss

  • @maxgarcia6231
    @maxgarcia6231 4 года назад +7

    When I first played the game I thought that Fang and Vanille were siblings. Of course, I still didn't know what a l'cie was, so it's not worth much to say that lol

  • @TheLucidChiba
    @TheLucidChiba 4 года назад +8

    37:10 The delivery of that really reminded me of Spoony, in a good way haha
    Love the video.

  • @gavinerickson9392
    @gavinerickson9392 4 года назад +5

    Square was pretty bad back then, they made XIV, which is the best mmo ever now, but was one of the worst. Also, apparently they thought remaking VII wouldn't sell and was a bad idea, think about that. BTW, I don't want to suggest they're much better now.

    • @dayvie9517
      @dayvie9517 4 года назад

      Nah, Wow is still the best MMO😜

    • @gavinerickson9392
      @gavinerickson9392 4 года назад +1

      @@dayvie9517 Azeroth ain't got shit on Shadowbringers.

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 4 года назад

      @@gavinerickson9392 To be honest it is good that they didn't try remake it at the time, considering how they shit over "compilation" (even if Crisis Core is somewhat decent).

    • @jjc4924
      @jjc4924 4 года назад

      At least the Dragon Quest games were doing good. I really hope they don't screw it up.
      Also, I hope to god FF7R does well.

    • @gavinerickson9392
      @gavinerickson9392 4 года назад

      @@jjc4924 I hope it's good.

  • @staticshock4239
    @staticshock4239 4 года назад +20

    Dang that's disappointing to hear he didn't like Dissidia.

    • @MrRatchet12661
      @MrRatchet12661 4 года назад

      Yeah I felt that too

    • @okagron
      @okagron 4 года назад +3

      His reasonings were pretty damn weak though. Not every battle stage has bottomless pits and Cloud's question actually isn't philosophical, but an actual good question. They are brought in into that world to fight and he wants to know why they are fighting.
      Maybe he has better reasons as to why he didn't liked the Dissidia games, but he could have illustrated much better why he doesn't like it. Maybe in the future when he does an actual review.

    • @MrRatchet12661
      @MrRatchet12661 4 года назад

      @@okagron we can only keep on asking questions for now

    • @ecksluss
      @ecksluss 4 года назад

      @@MrRatchet12661 careful, asking questions is too philosophical

    • @MrRatchet12661
      @MrRatchet12661 4 года назад

      @@ecksluss Well looks like Clement has really made enemies with this video lol

  • @MisterPuck
    @MisterPuck 4 года назад +2

    When you were talking about Gran Pulse and wondering where the people were that Cocoon was supposed to be afraid of, and then of course they weren’t there.
    Well, isn’t that the point? Gran Pulse and it’s people were the boogeyman for the Cocoon leadership to use to control the people. But that boogeyman has been wiped out for a long time. Cocoon is literally all that’s left of humanity. There are no more people on Gran Pulse. They were either exterminated after the war, or wiped out by the monsters on the surface. But the fact that no surface civilization survived is chilling. Even if the game were totally remade, I wouldn’t want this changed.
    This is actually also a point in XIII-2, where humans from Cocoon are repopulating and rebuilding society on Gran Pulse.

  • @Michael-hc2hp
    @Michael-hc2hp 4 года назад +12

    I never saw those old reviews but I knew you hated this game because you recommended this game over Sonic Chronicles, very reluctantly mind you, but I knew that this sucks, but now is my chance to see why that is

  • @SBaby
    @SBaby 4 года назад +7

    1:00:29 - Finally, someone who realizes that Sazh is a good character. He's one of the other good things about this game.

    • @u.dplaythroughs8486
      @u.dplaythroughs8486 4 года назад +4

      Especially his baby Chocobo Chick that always makes me smile.

  • @benre
    @benre 4 года назад +5

    all valid yes, but i still love 13... for the music, the art design, the lore...and hallways make me feel safe haha

  • @Mizticall
    @Mizticall 4 года назад +5

    You kinda reminded me of Spoony when I watched your Sonic 06 review years ago, but this is extra icing, lol.
    Great review though, I love your style!

  • @vulpinedeity3379
    @vulpinedeity3379 4 года назад +12

    She wasn't given a codename. She chose to change her name to Lightning to represent the strength she needed after her and Serah's parents died.

  • @johnlowry4307
    @johnlowry4307 4 года назад +6

    This was the first final fantasy game I played, god what a bad place to start.

  • @megaman15ish
    @megaman15ish 4 года назад +3

    I hate 13. Always have, always will.

  • @theangriestpigeon4403
    @theangriestpigeon4403 4 года назад +9

    *Takes long drag of a cigarette*
    That was nice.
    And comparing it to Dragon Age Origins is so brutally unfair, I love it.
    But yeah, this game is just dogshit. There's so much MORE wrong with this game than what Clement covered. Like Sazh's eidolan? The race car? Yeah, that comes AFTER a very emotional, and honestly, pretty well written scene and BEFORE a god damn suicide attempt. You get this split second of Sazh riding around in a hot wheels car going, "Ya-hoo!" before going, "Nah, fam, I'm killin myself"
    Like, this game's tone, this fucking tone, is all over the fucking place. Not helped by our leads being indecisive fuckheads who can't decide if they want to destroy cocoon or not. And they could just *STOP* but they don't. The L'Cie brand, I feel, was made purely because the writer didn't know how to make believable character motivations and instead gave them an ultimatum at the start.
    13 is so much worse than being a single bad game, it nearly destroyed the franchise as well as Square enix themselves as it made Square make bad decision after bad decision. Remember, 13 was supposed to be a FRANCHISE. Crossovers with other games and series. The original thirteen trilogy, 13 Agitao and 13 Versus. Wha Happun? They had to SALVAGE what they could by making Agitao into Type-0 and make Versus 13 into what we know as FFXV. So many people forget that, but this brand cost Square so much god damn money. Not help with them pushing the crystal dynamics engine so hard that it broke FFXIV. Followed by Luminous which was later shit canned and Square going, "FIne! We'll use the god damn Unreal Engine!" And even then KH3 has fucking problems due to development.
    AND THEN THERE'S TORIYAMA.
    This gross mother fucker.
    Sorry, but please, look up Woolie's LP of 3rd Birthday. That game, that STORY, landed him the job to do FFXIII. 3rd Birthday has, and this is not hyperbole, a dead body possessed by a underaged pre-teen little girl who makes sexualized moans and groans for every movement, or hit, she takes while also suffering battle damage that does not make her bleed but shows more and more of her undead naked body that you can dress up in a fetish maid outfit and you can watch, multiple times, take a shower.
    That's just the tip of the iceberg. Zombie possessed by underaged girl softcore porn...the ending is a god damn insult to the parasite eve franchise...wtf...
    And it is followed in this series with Vanille, underaged girl who skirts passed underage laws cause she's 'technically' thousands of years old as well as Lightning....Toriyama has a fetish for this fucking woman and XIII-2 and Lightning Returns goes HARD on that fetish thanks to the dress up shit you can do in those games.

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 4 года назад

      WAIT WHAT?! TORIYAMA WAS BEHIBD THE 3RD BIRTHDAY?! AND THAT WAS WHAT CONVINCED SQUARE TO MAKE HIM THE LEAD ON A FF GAME?! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! Naw that has to be a lie, I refuse to accept it

    • @Thundercloud94
      @Thundercloud94 4 года назад

      Toriyama also directed X-2. That really says it all.

    • @stanm4410
      @stanm4410 4 года назад

      I'm not a fan of Toriyama, but the guy is not the FF Boogeyman that people make him out to be.
      3rd Birthday was Directed by Tabata. Toriyama was a Scenario director though. But he was 1 of 2 writers that worked on that game.
      Also, it came out after FFXIII, so I don't see how it could "land him the job" for FFXIII. lol

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 4 года назад

      @@stanm4410 and everything he worked on was pure garbage

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 4 года назад

      @@Thundercloud94 X-2 had a shit plot but at least it didn't take itself seriously

  • @ThaPlaya1994
    @ThaPlaya1994 4 года назад +6

    As someone who enjoys FFXIII, I agree on some points like the forced party members, the slow start, and the limited diversity of the late game leveling but there are plenty of things I disagree with. For one, I never found the party leader dying leading to a game over to be a big deal. Sure it sucks when it happens but the amount of time you lose is much less compared to the older games and especially Persona. I love Persona but the fact that you can easily get blindsided and lose hours of progress is way more frustrating compared to this game where you only lose a few minutes. Another thing is that the battle system can play itself sure but to get the best results possible you can't play that way. For example, I go into a battle and get the advantage and all of the enemies are grouped together. I could hit auto battle and get rid of them that way or I could use Blitz twice in two cycles and kill them much faster. Fighting enemies is like solving a puzzle and it's really satisfying to figure it out. That's where I find a lot of enjoyment from the combat from. I also have an issue with the statements made about Vanelle. Yeah she acts like a massive ditz and it's really jarring when you see it but that's the point: she's acting that way to run away from her problems. If Clement said that he had an issue of her acting that way because it made her cowardly or whatever then I can get that. But he didn't bring this aspect up at all which really confuses me. About the comparisons to FFX, the critique against the hallway complaint is in my eyes 100% valid if it's not clarified enough. Instead of saying "This game is just running though hallways." they should've said "You can't explore around." Also I would argue that the original FFX also had a very linear lvl up system until late game and I hear no one complain about that. Finally I don't get why he would go out of his way to try to 100% the game if he hated it so much. I get that he didn't want to leave no stone unturned but I felt as if he was very biased towards this game in particular. A lot of his complaints felt like it came from someone who didn't want to give this game a chance. If Clement hates this game, that's fine with me but it felt like some of his issues with the game feels like he didn't try hard enough to understand it or didn't understand it at all. I enjoyed this video enough but I feel as if his hated for this game clouded his critique of it.

    • @kaizakira
      @kaizakira 4 года назад

      PhantomStrider if you’re looking for fair and honest critique of ff13 check dark pixel’s review on his channel. He’s not fan of the game himself but I found his review to be great as he went to discuss the good and bad of the game without unnecessary hate and went on to discuss why people dislike ff13 so much with good reasoning which was very eye opening to me since I am a fan of 13 myself.

    • @kaderbueno6823
      @kaderbueno6823 4 года назад

      Thank you phantom for your honest comment I'm tired of these so called RUclipsrs that don't get deep into what they talk about !
      Of course you may be disappointed or even hated something you talk about but you have to be honest and search for more answers instead of just spit your hunger I never disliked a video but there is a begining for everything !

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 4 года назад

      The difference is that if 10 still did late you explore quite a bit.

  • @KOTEBANAROT
    @KOTEBANAROT 4 года назад +26

    Thats funny. I actually liked Hope and despised Snow. In fact i think i liked Hope BECAUSE he hated Snow and wanted to off him, which, hey!! Same!!
    UPD: was thinking about 13 lately, here's my more recent take on snow and hope stuff.
    Lots of people think hope thinks snow killed his mother deliberately or something. No he doesn't. He thinks snow doesnt realize the damage he's doing with his false bravado: he rallied civvies into fighting the goddamn army and lead them all to death, hopes mother as well, and he walked off unharmed and smiling. No shit hopes mother decided this on her own! Hope's not gonna think rationally. He's gonna think like lightning and everyone else taught him - life is unfair, you fight your own battles, and hope decided to teach snow a lesson. Snow repeatedly showed he doesn't even understand the problem hope had with his disposition at all. He kept blabbing on and on about how being a hero and an idiot protects you from harm! Far as I'm concerned, he deserved hope's attempt to carve him out a new one.
    Also something about vanille: clements being really unfair about her, he said that her acting would make sense if she was a long living being who seen it all before... when she IS literally that! She already was a lcie before, became a ragnaroc etc etc. She did that song and dance.
    Also she's not always cheery and happy lol. She slaps hope in the face and yells at him to run away when he's busy crying over mom and the soldiers are gunning for them. She only takes him aside when it's calm on the horizon.

    • @SailorSetsuna7
      @SailorSetsuna7 4 года назад +2

      It's that you either dislike Snow and like Hope or the other way around

    • @DevilHunter1994
      @DevilHunter1994 4 года назад +10

      @@SailorSetsuna7 I hate both. Snow gets on my nerves, but he really can't be blamed for what happened to Hopes mother and Hope is given all the information needed so that he should be well aware of this. He literally watched Snow do everything within his power to try and save his mother's life. He saw the whole thing. The fact that Hope's anger toward Snow makes no sense at all in the narrative effectively prevents me from liking him. I still hate Snow, but Hope pisses me off as well. They're both terrible.

    • @KOTEBANAROT
      @KOTEBANAROT 4 года назад +3

      @@DevilHunter1994 thing about me is that theres a certain point where a dislikeable character does something SO hateful it crosses the line twice and i start to enjoy them for the festering mess they have become. I liked that hope tried to shank snow. That was metal and pretty evil and i enjoyed that.
      The story was so goddamn boring and slow and NOTHING that watching Snow Villiers throw hands with sixth grader and LOSING is a highlight of the whole game, to me.
      And honestly where i think they messed up w Hope is that they didnt make him evil ENOUGH. Id LOVE for him to become bat shit insane and trying to kill everyone on Cocoon. That wouldve been ballsy as fuck. Almost Nier-tier ballsy move. Just straight up kill Snow and make Hope villain.

  • @LightningCayo
    @LightningCayo 4 года назад +7

    So one of the characters is Sazh pronounced like Zazz?
    “Sazh? Show this blue pest how we do things up here!”

    • @DonGEX
      @DonGEX 4 года назад +1

      Ring ring, Batman...
      I wonder if Clement will let's play Arkham Asylum?

    • @smashmaster521
      @smashmaster521 4 года назад

      @@DonGEX I prefer your reference. Screw Sonic Lost World.

  • @Fever_Dream
    @Fever_Dream 4 года назад +8

    "You know how annoying it is to fight something for 8 minutes, slip up once and lose all that progress?"
    Someone has not played Final Fantasy XIV. That's how raiding works in that game.

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 4 года назад +1

      He doesn't play MMOs iirc

    • @PervertedNovaxc3
      @PervertedNovaxc3 4 года назад +1

      It's worse than that, because so many of the latest raids are like 10-14 minutes+ depending.

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 4 года назад

      @@PervertedNovaxc3 boi ive played League matches longer than that

    • @PervertedNovaxc3
      @PervertedNovaxc3 4 года назад +1

      @@557deadpool Okay, doesn't really diminish the point at all.

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 4 года назад

      @@PervertedNovaxc3 also, what you forget is that raids in MMOs are generally just as long if not longer so i don't get what you're complaining about at all

  • @xeernfayero6450
    @xeernfayero6450 4 года назад +5

    I completely understand all of the downsides to this game. I know why so many people hate this game. To be honest, it's even one of my least favorites in the series, but for whatever reason, I can't hate it myself. I actually enjoyed this game, and am still working on getting the platinum trophy for the ps3 version.

    • @SAMURAIch
      @SAMURAIch 4 года назад

      After 5 years i brought a ps3 from my friend, and bought myself a FFXIII back just to platinum it :D I love this game.

  • @wiseguy240Winston
    @wiseguy240Winston 4 года назад +4

    Fun fact, Anima didn't crystallize them. He took them to the realm of the gods where Pulse brands them.
    Anima didn't use ice magic he turned the hanging edge into crystal.
    When the cast stopped becoming ceith it was actually because Etro intervened feeling pity for the creations she's tied to by blood. Etro unlike pulse, Lindzei and Bhunivlze actually cares about humanity.

  • @martinaguiluz4063
    @martinaguiluz4063 3 года назад +2

    Ok clement. You made it boring for yourself to just play autobattle. You have the choice to do automatic battles in this game. The fact that you chose to make it boring for yourself is on you. Don't criticize the game for giving you a choice. Now I won't defend any other bad aspect of the gameplay but that criticism of autobattle is unnecessary

    • @jamesbrincefield9879
      @jamesbrincefield9879 3 года назад

      That’s not really true though. Grand Theft Auto gives you the option to obey traffic laws, it doesn’t mean the game is meant to be played that way. Besides the bounty hunts, there’s really no reason to manually control your characters’ actions. It’s just an extremely inefficient and slow way of accomplishing the same thing autobattle would have done. I love the game and all but I’m not willing to misrepresent it to make it sound better than it is.

  • @vulpinedeity3379
    @vulpinedeity3379 4 года назад +11

    Press triangle to skip into actions that are already loaded without waiting for the ATB to fully charge. Then you can use the Steelguard Snow is ready to use.

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 4 года назад +2

      Except he clearly did that

    • @vulpinedeity3379
      @vulpinedeity3379 4 года назад +2

      No, he waited for it fill up all the way, and got shredded. Or he pressed it after he was already stunlocked. Either way, it's his own fault, not the game's.

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 4 года назад +1

      @@vulpinedeity3379 no he pressed it prior to the stun lock. And yes it's still the game's fault for its shitty design in forcing a game over when the leader dies and having a basic enemy being able to insta-kill you for no reason

    • @PolarPhantom
      @PolarPhantom 3 года назад +1

      @@557deadpool What are you actually talking about? Anyway, even if I agree that the leader dying is game over is a flaw - and I do - I mean. He didn't press Triangle. He complains that he has to wait for the bar to fill up and never mentions Triangle/Y. I think you're confused.
      And if he did do it and still got shredded? The game gives you plenty of time to prepare. That being said I dislike that attack myself, but I dislike it cause it's annoying. I'm not gonna go so far and say it's "Shitty Design" or the game doesn't have a good reason - especially since Death isn't all that much of a pain in XIII. It's annoying but it's only one enemy in one area that you can quickly learn how to deal with. I say I disagree with the design choice. Because I'm not trying to be angry.

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 3 года назад

      @@PolarPhantom He literally did it in the video
      No the game really doesn't give you time. It's shitty design whether you like it or not taking damage over something you can hardly control is inherently shitty design. And it doesn't matter if death isn't a big deal (which is already shitty design in of itself), a death shouldn't happen at all in a situation like that if the game was well designed.

  • @sebastiancintron29
    @sebastiancintron29 4 года назад +2

    This game. This fucking game.
    I hadn't played XIII in years. Since it came out I believe. And I remember hating this game. Early this year, I decided what the heck, I'll revisit it. It cant be as bad as I remember.
    It was way worse. The characters are all horrible. They're badly written, badly voice acted(and these are some fantastic voice actors) and irritating beyond belief. Lightning takes the cake simply because for 5 or so years Square banked on her as the new face of Final Fantasy and she is perhaps the worst main character out of any of the mainline games. The villain is horrible, the games writing is Star Wars Episode 1 and 2 levels of bad and the game is such a drag and soooooo boring. After revisiting it earlier this year, this is a game I am never touching again.
    Fuck Final Fantasy XIII and its unnecessary sequels

  • @benburke3015
    @benburke3015 4 года назад +14

    14:55 "Magic Pixie Anime Girl". I love it!

  • @monkeydjimmy5169
    @monkeydjimmy5169 3 года назад +2

    Even though Nomura has his issues XD LMAO 😂🤣
    He at least stays *true* to the *routes* and and what was *meant* in the Final Fantasy games
    *WHICH* was *FANTASY* I haven't felt that way since :
    FF I
    FF III
    FF IV
    FF V
    FF X
    FF XIII
    FF IX
    people forgetting the *purpose* of FF games, or at least they wanna forget? Idk 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

  • @Sjono
    @Sjono 4 года назад +7

    “What with a main character named after weather”
    A Square Enix protagonist named after something sky or weather related? Has that been done before?
    Squall, Tidus, Yuna, & Sora: “Nope not at all. It’s a concept that only applied to Cloud.”
    Noctis: ”Lightning was a true trailblazer in making it a trend.”
    All of the Highwinds in the series: “Yup it’s a completely original concept only Cloud & Lightning can claim themselves.”

    • @raze2012_
      @raze2012_ 4 года назад +1

      Terra: "Am I a joke to you?" (uhh, the FF one, not the KH one)

    • @Sjono
      @Sjono 4 года назад +2

      raze2012
      Terra means earth, how is that weather or sky based?

    • @BioMega96
      @BioMega96 4 года назад +2

      @@Sjono he could've used Ventus

    • @raze2012_
      @raze2012_ 4 года назад +1

      @@Sjono I live on a fault line. Earth is as weather based as tides or "night" in my eyes

    • @christianlopez707
      @christianlopez707 4 года назад

      @@raze2012_ that one is debatable sense her Japanese name is Tina.

  • @TempestSwarm
    @TempestSwarm 4 года назад +2

    This game is the reason why i stuck with Tales and Xenoblade series. Why? Action based combat that's why. And this game came after Tales of vesperia and before Xenoblade Chronicles. At least while tales of xillia 1 & 2, Zesteria & Berseria has bland level design it has better level design compared to this game. And Tales of vesperia (which BTW the remastered version is better) & Xenoblade Chronicles (which has an upcoming remastered version this year) are my favorite RPG's of the Wii/Xbox360/PS3 era.
    Also i ship Lighting with Squall as scene in Dissidia NT becuese... whatever.

    • @jjc4924
      @jjc4924 4 года назад +1

      And than we have the modern Dragon Quest games where not only they keep the spiritual on what makes the series known for, but also added something new that actually works. Like there still just as an usually RPG game since day one, but also added gimmicks to make something more fun. DQ11 has an pep up abiltiy, option on whether or not if you wanted it to turn to an ordinary RPG or an turn based RPG game, more open space to travel, anything new while still being as an traditional Dragon Quest game. Just what every modern Final Fantasy game could've have.

  • @PROJECTCLOUD96
    @PROJECTCLOUD96 4 года назад +4

    I started with FF10 and moved backwards and I think I am the opposite to you, I love complicated stories as long as they make sense and I love all of the compilation stuff for ff7 and FF13 is my favourite game in the franchise, the story is amazing and counter to this I dislike ff6 but I can agree FF4 is probably like my 3rd favourite game

  • @drunkendelver1966
    @drunkendelver1966 4 года назад +2

    Final Fantasy XIII is all style, and very little substance. Graphically, it is superb, and the environments and set pieces look cool as fuck. I enjoy the story well enough, despite the delivery of the story through datalogs being absolute garbage. I also enjoy a decent chunk of the characters. The gameplay, however, is just not fun.
    This game works better as a movie, and that fact makes me sad.

  • @Whirlwhind1
    @Whirlwhind1 4 года назад +9

    Hoo boy did that sting. This pain is just part of being a XIII fan, I guess.
    For all it's flaws, I still really did enjoy my time playing FFXIII, but looking back, it's very much the weakest in the trilogy in terms of gameplay.
    Up next, my personal favorite game in the trilogy, and my second favorite FF game, 13-2!

    • @ecksluss
      @ecksluss 4 года назад +2

      Not enough people give XIII-2 the credit it deserves. The devs really took the complaints about XIII to heart and fixed them for 2, and on top of that, it's just an immensely good game. Battle system is so fun, the story is way better told, much more exploration and choice. All around XIII-2 is one of my favorites.

    • @smashmaster521
      @smashmaster521 4 года назад

      @@ecksluss Didn't XIII-2 add Time Travel and shaft Lightning because she was getting her own game?

    • @axelwinchester4220
      @axelwinchester4220 4 года назад +4

      @@smashmaster521 Lightning was lame Serah best girl

    • @smashmaster521
      @smashmaster521 4 года назад +1

      @@axelwinchester4220 At least I can remember Lightning. Hell, she's pretty much all I remember about Final Fantasy XIII.

    • @Icepick614
      @Icepick614 4 года назад

      This is the pain all fans of the 13 trilogy have to endure when seeing a video on the series.

  • @SuperDanMan11100
    @SuperDanMan11100 4 года назад +7

    "But we're Pulse l'cie, enemies of Cocoon."

  • @zakwood3094
    @zakwood3094 4 года назад +4

    the start is pretty similar to my experience growing up with ff, and boy do i agree with the review. such a dissapointment

  • @Issac_The_Last_N7
    @Issac_The_Last_N7 3 года назад +4

    I love the Final Fantasy 13 trilogy, especially 13-2 & Lightning Returns. The longer time flows the more i miss it

  • @stenchvanilla4892
    @stenchvanilla4892 4 года назад +6

    Do you at least think Sonic Chronicles is still worse than this?

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 4 года назад +7

      There is way more worst thing then this game. It was mostly misguided.

    • @stenchvanilla4892
      @stenchvanilla4892 4 года назад

      @@TheRezro I guess 13 is better because you aren't using touch controls.

    • @DevilHunter1994
      @DevilHunter1994 4 года назад +1

      Sonic Chronicles was worse, but FFXIII being bad hurt far more. Sonic going into the RPG genre was an experiment and no one knew how it was going to turn out, so we were at least prepared for the worst. With FF at this point, people still went in to each game expecting them to be good. Nobody was prepared for a massive failure like this.

    • @stenchvanilla4892
      @stenchvanilla4892 4 года назад +1

      DevilHunter1994 Well Sonic Chronicles, I think, is there too. Since BioWare developed it, people were probably expecting High-Quality.

    • @DevilHunter1994
      @DevilHunter1994 4 года назад

      @@stenchvanilla4892 True. That was still back when Bioware had a good reputation, so there would have been some disappointment. I remember not really knowing what to think when I saw the trailers though. I had faith in the studio since I was a pretty big Bioware fan at the time, but even back then the game didn't exactly look great. Final Fantasy XIII on the other hand looked amazing in the footage. It was only after the game came out that people started to find more and more issues as they played.

  • @jesusa.adorno6933
    @jesusa.adorno6933 4 года назад +5

    1:13 Who’s reminded of Red Letter Media? “Pass over the Vicodins. Wait a minute.....We need Ambiens.”

    • @GoodLosertjo
      @GoodLosertjo 4 года назад +1

      *Final Fantasy XIII is the most disappointing thing since my son...*

  • @TheD1995B
    @TheD1995B 4 года назад +3

    Final Fantasy XIII at its very best was just...eh, okay. Really I feel like it could've fared better if it didn't have Final Fantasy attached to it, because that throws on a wealth of expectations out of it. If this was Square just releasing a new IP I think the reception of it would've been much more fair, and possibly they'd be able to do more with the stories and characters. Having Final Fantasy in the title was both a blessing and a curse. Yeah it'll definitely sell like gangbusters, however that means it'll be under much more scrutiny. It also doesn't help that FF13, being as mediocre as it was, managed to get two sequels. Sure FF13-2 improved on the shortcomings in FF13, but at that point people just wanted to be done with it...instead we got Lightning Returns, and it was rightfully shat on.

  • @verdethestarwarrior1088
    @verdethestarwarrior1088 4 года назад +2

    And some would have you believe this is better than Xenoblade Chronicles...

  • @TechnicSky
    @TechnicSky 2 года назад +3

    1:23:20
    To be fair, that must mean that they can’t *directly* attack Cocoon. Aka, old man can’t just transform and start destroying stuff.

  • @jacobmontepetit9011
    @jacobmontepetit9011 2 года назад +1

    Final Fantasy XII characters in a nutshell.
    Hope: *Whiny baby noises*
    Vanille: Kawaii anime desu, uwu
    Snow: Lucky dumbass
    Fang: Best lesbian character
    Sazh: Best character with actual fucking logic
    Lightning:
    Dysley (Bartman): Religion is evil, your lives are a lie, and I want our own society to die because, lol, evil.
    Library Chick: No boss fight. :(
    General guy who's name I forgot and don't give a shit about: Discount Sephiroth with no battle.
    Seriously, fuck this game.

    • @wiseguy240Winston
      @wiseguy240Winston 2 года назад

      Eh I still enjoyed it, especially compared to 2, 10-2 & 15...

  • @meganinten0078
    @meganinten0078 4 года назад +7

    This game was awful.
    It makes me leave the series and I haven't go back since then.
    Lighting is probably in my top three worst Final Fantasy main protagonist.

  • @Agju
    @Agju 4 года назад +9

    this may be a knock against the game (or me just being silly), but when i saw Hope's mom and that haircut all i could think was, "Hope's mom would like to speak to your manager"

  • @D-Nova
    @D-Nova 4 года назад +12

    You have no right to judge this game, Mr. Clement. You haven't even fought the superboss! Final Fantasy 13 might be a chore all the way through, but the game gets fun once you start fighting the superbosses! And just in case you have fought the superboss after finishing this video, then you still don't have a right to judge this game, because you have not maxed out on every single item there is and that's when FF13 gets really good.
    (Seriously, that's how it felt to argue with defenders of this game, back in 2010. They would constantly move the goal post like that and if you still didn't like FF13, even after getting the Platinum Trophy, then you were simply called a troll who doesn't understand the greatness that is FF13.)
    But all jokes aside, when you summarized the story, it sounded like so much wasted potential. The concept itself seems interesting. It's a shame they didn't do anything with it. Especially with JRPGs, the story is usually enough reason for me to finish the game at least once. Here however I simply stopped caring.
    And I do like when there is stuff to read in JRPGs, as long as it's interesting to read. I loved the bestiary in FF12 and Shadow Hearts. I loved scanning enemies in FF8. I loved the item descriptions in Star Ocean 3 and I'm one of thos people, who talks to every sinlge NPC (especially in FF9 and X). The Data Log however was just boring in the way it was presented. Having to read these long, drawn out paragraphs full of weird FF13 terminology felt more like a chore. Maybe I'm just spoiled by games like Shadow Hearts with all it's weird and sometimes outright creepy and/or funny bestiary entries. I still remember the entry to one of the first enemies you encounter: It was a giant spider and the bestiary entry stated that it loves to inject poison up the anus of it's prey or something stupid like that. There was also a dog-like monster which, according to the bestiary, was once a mailman who killed and ate all the dogs in town. (Shadow Hearts was such a weird but likeable game.)

    • @DonGEX
      @DonGEX 4 года назад

      The fans who love FFXIII, probably would hate VI, VII, VIII, IX, and X for either having more intricate combat systems that require thinking or being too wacky... 10's case of being wacky in some areas.

    • @aeroga2383
      @aeroga2383 2 года назад

      @@DonGEX VI, VII, IX, and X are among the easiest in the franchise

  • @TFSned
    @TFSned 4 года назад +14

    I really liked the battle system, stagger mechanic and difficulty curve, and am really glad Lightning Returns and VII Remake were able to take what worked from this game without everything else that dragged it down.

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 4 года назад

      The battle system sucks and the stagger gauge deviled the game into filling the bar to do any real damage and there is no difficulty curve. It's easy as shit most of the time meanwhile occasionally getting boss battles that are hard because of bullshit and not because of good design

  • @Zitsanrael1117
    @Zitsanrael1117 4 года назад +5

    I respect and understand why people don't like this one, but for me it's still enjoyable. It's not in my top 10 Final Fantasy games but I still have fun with it.
    While I love the story itself, some of the writing rubs me the wrong way ("We're Pulse l'cie, enemies of Cocoon!"). Hope is the only character I would say I don't care for, I even like Vanille (though I was in high school when I played this for the first time and I often thought with the wrong head, which I assume is why I still have a soft spot for her, no pun intended). And the acting is just fantastic, Troy Baker is one of my favorite actors, when you hear his voice you know you're getting a phenomenal performance.
    As for the combat, I understand people not liking the automated battles, but I never chose to use the option. I would always pick my actions and then re-use them for future turns. And something Clement didn't mention, maybe he didn't know about this since he used the auto battle option, is that you don't have to wait for your ATB gauge to be completely filled before taking an action. You can use whatever actions you currently have charged at will during a fight. This made staggering and juggling enemies more engaging for me, since I had to judge when my teammates were about to attack so I could time mine appropriately to keep the chain going as long as I could. This is still a weaker system than any previous game except the NES games in my opinion, I like the ATB system more and even though X went back to turn based, since actions happened immediately upon selection, it was still great, but I still have fun playing FF XIII.
    All in all, I believe that FF XIII is a fun game with its fair share of shortcomings. I've only played it a handful of times over the last decade, but that's still more than I can say about the NES games, which I have played once and will probably never revisit, or even X-2, which any time I ever get the urge to go back to it, it never lasts long. I put a few hours into it and then put it back down. But every time I revisited XIII I've always gotten all the way through, and to me, that says something.

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 4 года назад

      Except that all you're doing is exchanging pressing the X button several times over once, fucking idiot

    • @zephyr1871
      @zephyr1871 4 года назад

      557deadpool He has a point, I think the XIII series are some of the better games in the series. A lot of the older titles really aren’t that great.

    • @Zitsanrael1117
      @Zitsanrael1117 4 года назад

      @@557deadpool did I not say "I respect and understand why people don't like this one" and yet here comes the insults because I still find enjoyment from something you don't. If you can't tolerate that people have different opinions then good luck getting though life dude. God, I pity you

    • @Zitsanrael1117
      @Zitsanrael1117 4 года назад

      @@zephyr1871 I gotta disagree with you there dude. I'll play any game in the main series except the NES games over XIII specifically. And I was not a fan of Lightning Returns, the combat was the best in the trilogy no doubt, but everything else ranged from "meh" to frustrating for me, especially the time mechanic. Though I will say XIII-2 definitely holds a spot in my top 10

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 4 года назад

      @@Zitsanrael1117 you can say that but it still doesn't mean I can't shit on your opinion

  • @theangriestpigeon4403
    @theangriestpigeon4403 4 года назад +7

    *Hates XIII with a fiery passion but all my friends say, "C'mon, it's not that bad"*
    This video is going to be cathartic for me, and I have cigarettes on standby for after the video. Just a shame it's not longer.

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 4 года назад +1

      Well, to be honest in the end he said that it has some good point and it isn't worst game ever, but it definitely isn't good or even mediocre final fantasy game. It was a disappointment.

    • @cartooncritic7045
      @cartooncritic7045 4 года назад +5

      @@TheRezro I mean he seems pretty deep in the "Hates the game" camp. He just had some compliments about the game for the sake of fairness. Those compliments don't outweigh the stuff he dislikes.

  • @TevyaSmolka
    @TevyaSmolka 4 года назад +5

    great review man and man teared into this game and i approve.