Best Fails of the Year (So far) 2024

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  • @failarmy
    @failarmy  2 месяца назад +365

    Favorite clip?

  • @Jarpasaurus
    @Jarpasaurus 2 месяца назад +399

    By now we all know, “no one was harmed” means “there were no survivors”, right?

    • @user-nk9kw1ip4k
      @user-nk9kw1ip4k 2 месяца назад +28

      "No one recording was harmed"

    • @AN-ix9lg
      @AN-ix9lg 2 месяца назад +3

      😆 non-exclusionary language

    • @SmartMoveGraphics
      @SmartMoveGraphics 2 месяца назад +15

      No one was harmed during editing.

    • @ohhainadia
      @ohhainadia 2 месяца назад +5

      Lmfao

    • @showdown66
      @showdown66 Месяц назад +3

      Notice they didn’t put that caption at 3:18 😮

  • @benhoulton3832
    @benhoulton3832 2 месяца назад +965

    Someone gets murdered on screen...."no one was harmed"

    • @sssniperboofygoofy
      @sssniperboofygoofy 2 месяца назад +12

      ​@gorillazhead ow

    • @failarmy
      @failarmy  2 месяца назад +149

      @@gorillazhead We don't show any videos where people are seriously injured or killed.

    • @Yakushii
      @Yakushii 2 месяца назад +52

      ​@@failarmyThe guy was flattened though.

    • @earthwormandruw
      @earthwormandruw 2 месяца назад +113

      @@failarmyYes you do. Don't lie. We literally just watched it.

    • @Lindrios
      @Lindrios 2 месяца назад +52

      ​@@failarmyThat's a flat out lie, and we all know it. There's video evidence rightnin front of all of us.
      Have some integrity

  • @SubliminalKings
    @SubliminalKings 2 месяца назад +698

    Nuclear explosion, an entire city evaporates in seconds.
    Failarmy: "No one was harmed."

    • @onlyjesussaves840
      @onlyjesussaves840 2 месяца назад +17

      FA never says when someone 'is' harmed.

    • @gamblingKidd
      @gamblingKidd 2 месяца назад +10

      Thanos snap…..
      Failarmy: no one was harmed

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 2 месяца назад +14

      @@onlyjesussaves840 Like when people slip on icy steps, they're definitely being harmed I can tell by the moans of pain.

    • @John_Hawes
      @John_Hawes 2 месяца назад +4

      What’s the timestamp? Been going through this video for minutes and can’t find anything

    • @jbwarner8626
      @jbwarner8626 2 месяца назад +2

      It's okay, I can see their parachutes!

  • @gavinburke1003
    @gavinburke1003 Месяц назад +20

    The way the doorbell went off when the car crashed in the first clip was absolutely gold.

  • @jiggler7243
    @jiggler7243 2 месяца назад +360

    *Guy dies
    FailArmy: NO ONE WAS HARMED

    • @aleksanderweedman8116
      @aleksanderweedman8116 2 месяца назад +6

      looks like he was no one

    • @SkyeTheMobileGamer
      @SkyeTheMobileGamer 2 месяца назад +5

      FailArmy heart it!

    • @Anorion.
      @Anorion. 2 месяца назад

      Ну и высер.. Мозги свои ты в унитаз слил. Сейчас как раз пожинают плоды своего выбора.

    • @Big_Ben07
      @Big_Ben07 2 месяца назад +3

      I think the term he's looking for is "no one was injured." Harmed insinuates that someone hurt somebody else

    • @John_Hawes
      @John_Hawes 2 месяца назад +5

      What’s the timestamp? Been going through this for minutes and can’t find anything

  • @dclary9071
    @dclary9071 2 месяца назад +303

    "Mom are you okay?"
    "....No..."
    🤣
    Her pride hurts lol

  • @adrimute
    @adrimute 2 месяца назад +130

    57:34 is my fav from the dog just randomly barking to waking up the man from a deep nap.Which sends him into panic mode thinking there's an intruder,then the woman waking up to all that commotion.Which then sends her into an abyss,her screams scaring the man even more.Then finally when that confusion comes to a halt all that's left is to blame each other.

    • @xsjado_anon
      @xsjado_anon 2 месяца назад +29

      To be fair, there was no reason to just stand there and start screaming at the top of your lungs at nothing after a couple second delay for her brain to half switch on.
      My wife used to do similar, it was one of very few things she did that I absolutely hated - that reaction sends me into emergency mode, and and I've destroyed expensive household items scrambling to get to her ASAP because I heard the scream and assumed the worst.
      She also falls into a category I didn't know existed before I moved out of my country town and started dating East Asians, I thought it was "Fight or Flight", but they quickly showed me it was "Fight, Flight or FREEZE" - I made one ex basically give up her license after I taught her how to drive, because it was so incredibly dangerous, and my current wife I taught enough to get me to a hospital in emergencies, but despite buying a flappy-paddle car instead of a manual for the first time ever, she's never driven once since getting her license.
      As someone who worked in an operational environment (not my specialty, I'm an engineer, I occasionally supported operators using the things I invented/developed, because I'd proven myself in the crunch), I couldn't imagine being partnered with a female police officer, or fighting a war next to a female soldier - half of the men I know would be a liability, but I feel so sorry for anyone who enters a life-threatening situation with someone who's not only not going to keep a level head, focus, and take action in a crisis, but will almost definitely require your support and attention on top of you dealing alone with whatever the situation is... scary stuff...

    • @Trenasist
      @Trenasist 2 месяца назад +11

      They were like 2 NPC's infinitely reacting to each other

    • @AWSVids
      @AWSVids 2 месяца назад +12

      That clip is a great microcosm for what humanity has basically been doing ever since we first became conscious. Just reacting in a confused and scared manner to random natural events happening around us, and freaking out about it to the point of unnecessary conflict with one another, while we struggle to just take a second and think, "Wait, what the fuck are we doing here?"... and actually learn that nothing threatening is actually happening and we can just relax and enjoy life, if we just stop being barely-conscious reactionaries and seek to understand the situation before freaking out about it.

    • @No_cap_yo
      @No_cap_yo 2 месяца назад +5

      lol I loved it, watched it like 4x

    • @Delgarothe
      @Delgarothe 2 месяца назад +12

      @@xsjado_anon And there are tons of people to tell us that the male/female difference in our species in terms of instinctive reaction to percieved threats is ONLY a social construct... *SIGH*

  • @brianball2002
    @brianball2002 Месяц назад +49

    Three things I've learnt from this video.
    1. Do not go near any weightlifting equipment.
    2. Do not go near ice.
    3. Do not go near anything elastic.
    And something all the Americans should learn is NOT to eat ALL the pies!!

    • @richardbool4232
      @richardbool4232 Месяц назад

      So you didn't learn "No One Was Armed"

    • @Heroo01
      @Heroo01 Месяц назад +2

      You can do all of these without being a moron and hurting yourself lmao. 99% of this video was user error and 100% of the clips you're talking about were user error
      (you can test if ice is safe before walking or driving on it, still user error there)

    • @Jesusifer669
      @Jesusifer669 24 дня назад +2

      Most people are just idiots.

    • @drivers99
      @drivers99 20 дней назад +1

      Don’t go near porches. Don’t ride motorcycles.

    • @geovizer
      @geovizer 11 дней назад +1

      Stay away from cars.

  • @JohnNathan-tc9sr
    @JohnNathan-tc9sr Месяц назад +22

    First one is the definition of straight to your door delivery 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @guyBKB
      @guyBKB Месяц назад +1

      Fart

  • @kawaiifroggo
    @kawaiifroggo Месяц назад +48

    That’s me at 59:19 I legit screamed when I saw myself! I made it! I’m a failure!!!

    • @mitchib1440
      @mitchib1440 Месяц назад +2

      hahaha hope you're okay :)
      you were being so careful up to that point lmaooo

    • @SnowleopardPearl
      @SnowleopardPearl Месяц назад

      that legit looked painful seeing ive done exactly that (rolling ones ankle)

    • @FiftyBuckCrusader
      @FiftyBuckCrusader 24 дня назад

      A legend is here, be respectful folks

  • @EleanorPeterson
    @EleanorPeterson 2 месяца назад +114

    28:54 - Bowling ball: I blinked. Did anybody else?🤔

    • @55Ramius
      @55Ramius 2 месяца назад +16

      Blink? Hell, I dodged hard then laughed. 😀

    • @glenellyn2381
      @glenellyn2381 2 месяца назад +8

      I jumped. I thought it was going to be one of two things: either she lofts the ball and takes out the ceiling or she goes past the foul line and slips and slides on the very slippery floor. Bonus points if she slides into the gutter.

    • @UUhhwwaa
      @UUhhwwaa 2 месяца назад +4

      @@55Ramius me too lol ah

    • @brianandrea3249
      @brianandrea3249 2 месяца назад +4

      I ducked!

    • @ChuckHickl
      @ChuckHickl 2 месяца назад +5

      That was the biggest jump scare I've had in a very, very long time. Wow!

  • @CTSega
    @CTSega 2 месяца назад +221

    "Look at my car" after ruining someone else's car because she wasn't paying attention

    • @aerith119
      @aerith119 2 месяца назад +5

      What if those are her cars? lol

    • @fearlesseye5896
      @fearlesseye5896 2 месяца назад +1

      Both could’ve been her car.

    • @Veldriven
      @Veldriven 2 месяца назад +9

      I feel like the one who is wrong is who left the door open, cuz just close it and open it when u need it

    • @matouskacer9294
      @matouskacer9294 2 месяца назад

      My anger issues could never

    • @onborders9398
      @onborders9398 Месяц назад

      Rich People problems

  • @aarondavis8943
    @aarondavis8943 2 месяца назад +43

    3:32 Imagine sitting quietly minding your business and suddenly POW sewerage in your face.

    • @guyBKB
      @guyBKB Месяц назад +2

      You cannot escape my wrath 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

  • @ohnegative9526
    @ohnegative9526 2 месяца назад +26

    The falling animal from the sky was hilarious, he looked as confused as the woman.

    • @adamcumley3950
      @adamcumley3950 27 дней назад

      I came to the comments for this one first, it was like "plop" and the recorder was all wtf.

  • @leTacosrGood
    @leTacosrGood Месяц назад +25

    11:09 left a spot of makeup on that pole lol

    • @guyBKB
      @guyBKB Месяц назад +1

      Pooptart

  • @_x_x_o_x_x_
    @_x_x_o_x_x_ 2 месяца назад +61

    **NO ONE WAS HARMED** but in all the others, they were, right?

    • @babbitslayer
      @babbitslayer 2 месяца назад

      Thats what they say when ☠️ for real 😮

    • @regretevatorandbuses
      @regretevatorandbuses 2 месяца назад +6

      @@babbitslayerand when really no one gets harmed, they don't even say it. failarmy logic.

    • @TriCutNinja
      @TriCutNinja 2 месяца назад +5

      @@regretevatorandbuses That's not failarmy, that's RUclips censorship. If someone is injured or 💀'd in a video it will get demonetized, as RUclips does not want to promote that stuff. So now a bunch of compilation channels (mostly car/crash channels) put in "No one was hurt" to get around the censor. DDoI does it too on some of his vids.

    • @herstoryanimated
      @herstoryanimated 28 дней назад

      I'm concerned they didn't put it on the one where the guy dropped weights on his neck, couldn't move or speak and no one in the background noticed!

    • @Synapse007-t6r
      @Synapse007-t6r 23 дня назад

      They died

  • @bbqchicken8681
    @bbqchicken8681 2 месяца назад +91

    Lessons learned:
    Always have a spotter when lifting
    Don't drive in icy conditions
    Don't go out in icy conditions
    Don't go onto frozen over lakes in icy conditions
    Don't do anything in icy conditions
    Move to florida, where there is no ice
    Your balls are never safe
    If you go anywhere near a bike or motorcycle, pain and or humiliation is inevitable
    Dancing poles are about a sturdy as my bank account---very not sturdy
    Do not go rock crawling or offroading if you do not wish to end up upside down
    Keep your phone secure at all times, especially aroudn bodies of water and cliffs
    always make sure the parking brake is applied before exiting a vehicle
    If you think you can stand against the full force of an ocean wave, you are about to be humiliated
    ladders are as insecure as the average teenager
    avoid porch steps at all costs

    • @Gynra
      @Gynra 2 месяца назад +12

      And when confronted by a mouse/racoon/squirrel/car accident, scream at the top of your lungs. It's bound to make things better.

    • @infinidominion
      @infinidominion 2 месяца назад +8

      The BBQ Chicken has spoken, amen

    • @shythawks9549
      @shythawks9549 2 месяца назад +3

      He had a spotter That 365lbs or whatever it is made it down to his rib cage at the speed of light hahahaha. We can all disagree on anything and everything in life, but that crushing down on your body we all can agree that he is not ok bro hahahaha

    • @winstonsmith11
      @winstonsmith11 2 месяца назад +8

      Birthday cakes require 2 hands
      Chairs can not be trusted
      Don't try to carry too many things at once
      If you hit something with your vehicle, do not keep going. Put it in park
      Ceilings exist
      Light fixtures exist
      Pranks often don't go as intended
      Wind is a powerful force
      You're not as athletic as you think you are
      Trampolines fail
      Pole vaulting is never a good idea

    • @djstarrjunkie
      @djstarrjunkie 2 месяца назад

      $ell your manuel = Less catastrophic fails~ 🙂

  • @winkingfox7125
    @winkingfox7125 2 месяца назад +29

    “No one was harmed”
    Bro no one was killed*
    People were definitely harmed

  • @hiyapal7719
    @hiyapal7719 Месяц назад +7

    12:38 She spooks him away and he returns with support. 😂

  • @devoid24
    @devoid24 Месяц назад +6

    58:52 Now thats a AWESOME dad... The kid is so lucky to have a dad like that.. Lots of love there. Way to go dad, you set the standard right there!

    • @guyBKB
      @guyBKB Месяц назад

      NO

    • @Cara.314
      @Cara.314 29 дней назад +1

      @@guyBKB YES

    • @guyBKB
      @guyBKB 28 дней назад

      @@Cara.314 boioioioioing

  • @user-tw7fg5le6w
    @user-tw7fg5le6w 2 месяца назад +42

    11:00 "Mom are you okay?" "No."

    • @Western-Clip
      @Western-Clip 2 месяца назад +3

      ok. ok! dont worry! respect for you!

    • @nancybriels4554
      @nancybriels4554 Месяц назад +1

      magine
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrTAGGER88
    @MrTAGGER88 2 месяца назад +121

    2:00 bro packaged himself 😂😂

    • @user-qj9pn6nt1g
      @user-qj9pn6nt1g 2 месяца назад +1

      くっそワロタw

    • @dezertmen6138
      @dezertmen6138 2 месяца назад +5

      Любой кот, который видит коробку (Any cat that sees the box)

    • @Weltkamp75
      @Weltkamp75 Месяц назад

      Bro Randomly Play HideNSeek 😂

  • @shishinonaito
    @shishinonaito 2 месяца назад +23

    45:28 best fail of the year by a long mile. That 1 2 3 is just great lmao

  • @rubemortenson1724
    @rubemortenson1724 Месяц назад +4

    31:11 i don't think i'd be all giggles if the window on an airplane started falling apart.

    • @SirLightfire
      @SirLightfire Месяц назад

      Airplanes have an exterior wall and an interior wall, same for windows
      Only the interior trim fell off. The actual "load bearing" windows are fine.
      Still a little disconcerting tho

    • @rubemortenson1724
      @rubemortenson1724 Месяц назад

      @@SirLightfire My brother is actually an airline pilot so I'm aware of how they're built and that there's more than a cheap plastic window frame keeping the elements out... but that would still freak me the fuck out. Lol

  • @Txepsiyu
    @Txepsiyu Месяц назад +7

    13:04 TSA with an actual sense of humor. Win!

  • @BertSimsen
    @BertSimsen 2 месяца назад +69

    NO ONE WAS UNHARMED

    • @jbwarner8626
      @jbwarner8626 2 месяца назад +3

      So everyone wasn't not unharmed?

    • @dragoncubes1074
      @dragoncubes1074 2 месяца назад +3

      @@jbwarner8626 Absolutely positively maybe not a little un-hurt.

  • @michaelshworak
    @michaelshworak 2 месяца назад +196

    The first clip the car banged into the door bell 🤣

    • @Marticus_97
      @Marticus_97 2 месяца назад +15

      That was hilarious 😂

    • @traintrack3761
      @traintrack3761 2 месяца назад +12

      Classic comedy 🤣

    • @Schmalspurfan7
      @Schmalspurfan7 2 месяца назад +6

      that was in rheine germany i think

    • @michaelshworak
      @michaelshworak 2 месяца назад +7

      I was not expecting that at all 😂

    • @Stoned2072
      @Stoned2072 2 месяца назад +8

      Ding Dong 😂

  • @spustatu
    @spustatu 2 месяца назад +41

    The lady with not stuck goat. Priceless.

    • @ca3340h3993
      @ca3340h3993 2 месяца назад +1

      That clip was the GOAT. 😅

    • @infoff1
      @infoff1 2 месяца назад +5

      Goat said .. wtf is she doing. Let me move out of her way.

  • @mirsolus7789
    @mirsolus7789 Месяц назад +5

    The girl who threw the bowling ball backwards literally made me dodge lmaoo

    • @guyBKB
      @guyBKB Месяц назад

      Nuh uh stoopid

    • @guyBKB
      @guyBKB Месяц назад

      Owo

  • @toniwilson6210
    @toniwilson6210 Месяц назад +10

    I’ve never seen such a video on this channel where people were so extraordinarily unharmed.

    • @guyBKB
      @guyBKB Месяц назад

      Escape

  • @danielr3310
    @danielr3310 2 месяца назад +18

    8:32 That's what Santa sounds like when he's angry 🎅

  • @ARoyalLyon
    @ARoyalLyon 2 месяца назад +34

    For the record, to get a gas pump to stop pumping, push the paddle where the nozzle goes on the pump when you hang it back up. This will stop the pump immediately.

    • @kewlhotrod
      @kewlhotrod Месяц назад +2

      God I was screaming this, dude just didn't want to acknowledge my knowledge!

    • @timfischer
      @timfischer 3 дня назад

      How could anyone not know this? Most pumps have an e-stop on them too for just that one pump

  • @funnytime3697
    @funnytime3697 2 месяца назад +18

    The girl asking grandpa if hes ok has me. So much love and empathy!

  • @DEATH-THE-GOAT
    @DEATH-THE-GOAT Месяц назад +7

    2:03 there lives a little cat in all of us 😺

  • @FunnyInTheWorld888
    @FunnyInTheWorld888 Месяц назад +3

    I don't know who you are, but when you watch this video, I wish you always be happy and cheerful

    • @guyBKB
      @guyBKB Месяц назад +1

      Chris is stupid

  • @Itzz_me_Ida
    @Itzz_me_Ida 2 месяца назад +37

    earthquake,meteor, flood
    Failarmy:*no one was harmed*
    😂😂

  • @paulpz04
    @paulpz04 2 месяца назад +14

    when I get down sometimes about not being where I want to be in life and feel like a failure I'm reminded there are people who film themselves working out and post it on the internet

  • @darkwinter_782
    @darkwinter_782 2 месяца назад +55

    0:01 Your quiet neighbour when he visits you:

    • @Real_Moon-Moon
      @Real_Moon-Moon 2 месяца назад +2

      HONEY!!!! I’M HOME!
      Ding Dong!

    • @darkwinter_782
      @darkwinter_782 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Real_Moon-Moon hahahaha 😂

    • @Real_Moon-Moon
      @Real_Moon-Moon 2 месяца назад +1

      @@darkwinter_782
      “You have reached your destination on your left. Recalculating… Recalculating.”

  • @hiyapal7719
    @hiyapal7719 Месяц назад +3

    When FailArmy says that, "No one was harmed," what they really mean is, "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, just focus on the video, and continue to enjoy." 😉👍

  • @TheJonesChannel11
    @TheJonesChannel11 2 месяца назад +24

    23:20. That tiny explosion in the trashcan is fucking hilarious.

    • @knarf2570
      @knarf2570 22 дня назад

      I don't know how many times I've seen and replayed this clip. Each time I scream with laughter. The spark, then the explosion and the bouncing garbage and the frightened reaction of jumping to the side followed by the surprised look at the trash can. Simply hilarious.

  • @lostnetwork5717
    @lostnetwork5717 2 месяца назад +37

    Growing up my parents had all these "stupid" Rules. Watching these videos makes them stupid rules a lil less stupid

    • @5GreenAcres
      @5GreenAcres 2 месяца назад +3

      You just explained why so many of these video's. Parents aren't giving teaching "rules" to their kids. This is how they end up.

    • @Xenodaki
      @Xenodaki 2 месяца назад +7

      @@5GreenAcrescoming from the guy who liked his own comment 💀

    • @5GreenAcres
      @5GreenAcres 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Xenodaki Nope. Didn't thumbs up my own comment. Nice try. Notice there is only one thumbs up? Well...now there are two.

    • @Xenodaki
      @Xenodaki 2 месяца назад

      @@5GreenAcres really? Notice how my comment only has zero likes? it has 5 now

    • @Xenodaki
      @Xenodaki 2 месяца назад

      @@5GreenAcres :)

  • @dog3y3
    @dog3y3 2 месяца назад +16

    just imagine, for a moment that the lightsaber is real. How many severed limbs per week would there be at the emergency room?

  • @karulauk666
    @karulauk666 2 месяца назад +30

    No one was harmed, bad words cencored, alcohol blurred... What a beautiful tupsy turvy world we're living in, right?😊

    • @TriCutNinja
      @TriCutNinja 2 месяца назад +7

      RUclips censorship is getting ridiculous, I mean, what is RUclips Kids for? Why can't I say "fuck" in what is supposed to be the 'adult' version of the platform?

    • @GettingNervous
      @GettingNervous 2 месяца назад +1

      @@TriCutNinja It´s only in the US. Here in Germany you can show alcohol or cigarettes in videos and you can say what you want. But if you do so, you didn´t get money from RUclips because the video ist not "advertise friendly". That is the real reason.

    • @ausravelo
      @ausravelo 2 месяца назад +1

      @@GettingNervous It's blurred and beeps for words in UK too.

    • @brownskinnbabygurl
      @brownskinnbabygurl 2 месяца назад

      *censored*

    • @TriCutNinja
      @TriCutNinja 2 месяца назад +3

      @@GettingNervous You can show that sort of stuff here too, it's just you'll be demonetized.
      RUclips doesn't really delete videos unless it's explicitly sexual or extremely violent. But that's the sort of thing I don't mind being censored. I don't wanna see someone get decapitated, that's messed up... But saying something isn't "advertiser friendly" because someone swore in the first 60 seconds of a video, or had a serious talk about suicide or assault is just too far. By all accounts this platform is for adults, that's why there's a RUclips Kids app.
      /rant (sorry lol)
      (all that to say I agree with you lol)

  • @maniakc
    @maniakc Месяц назад +2

    48:23 - "Use the right two lanes." Damn, that's the most accurate and precise GPS I've ever seen!

  • @suanneakowskey5901
    @suanneakowskey5901 Месяц назад +49

    What the hell kind of spotter was that. That man has crushed ribs now and probably a torn spleen or diaphragm. Ouch. Hope he's okay.

    • @robertspavars8509
      @robertspavars8509 Месяц назад +7

      Yea, but look at his grip on the bar too. The thumbs aren't on the opposite side of the bar. With that kind of weight better to use a full grip.

    • @landonray9517
      @landonray9517 Месяц назад +8

      Ma’am, that bar weighs nearly 400 lbs, him catching it would be a superhuman feat. Spotters aren’t there to catch the full weight of the bar; they’re there to assist you if you’re not quite strong enough to get the weight up. That grip is called “suicide grip” for a reason.

    • @nicolavershi6913
      @nicolavershi6913 Месяц назад

      Polish lol ru...

    • @richardbool4232
      @richardbool4232 Месяц назад +2

      Obviously you didn't read the description "No One Was Armed"

  • @ChakatNightspark
    @ChakatNightspark 2 месяца назад +28

    No one was harmed? I really doubt it. I bet there was people that got Hurt

    • @tnuggyz
      @tnuggyz 2 месяца назад +1

      They have to put that lol

    • @demetriusmayberry7220
      @demetriusmayberry7220 2 месяца назад +1

      Mainly pride, pockets, and feelings lol

  • @LateralTwitlerLT
    @LateralTwitlerLT 2 месяца назад +14

    It has apparently been 2024 for at least half a decade now, going by the age of a lot of the clips here 🙃

  • @Krassus7101
    @Krassus7101 2 месяца назад +24

    58:54 is so wholesome
    What a great dad ❤

  • @123456wasp
    @123456wasp 2 месяца назад +5

    I like the fast pace videos. No commentary! 😎👍

  • @lukas8558
    @lukas8558 Месяц назад +2

    That guy on the moped ‘oh I just fell’ 😂😂

  • @dog3y3
    @dog3y3 2 месяца назад +10

    I'm a fat guy and i've had to learn the hard way that I can't do the physical things I used to do, nor do little plastic chairs hold up under my weight. I laugh at these vids only because i've been there. Obesity is sad and should be taken seriously but I can't help laughing. I do like the fat-people activities around bodies of water... that's a big favorite.

  • @chipsammich2078
    @chipsammich2078 2 месяца назад +15

    The little girl hitting her dad's thumb with the Hammer...
    Then him saying nothing was wrong..

  • @lev237
    @lev237 2 месяца назад +51

    7:40 nice spot bro

    • @darrellgrant7615
      @darrellgrant7615 2 месяца назад

      The fucktard was benching with a false grip. Serves him right.

    • @corneliusthecrowtamer1937
      @corneliusthecrowtamer1937 2 месяца назад +9

      He didn't need a "spot". He finished the rep. He's using a thumbless grip. He's going to get a Darwin Award if he didn't learn from that.

    • @lev237
      @lev237 2 месяца назад +15

      @@corneliusthecrowtamer1937 I agree on the grip (thumbless is stupid), but the spotter literally has one job: keep his hands under the bar. And he didn't even do that.

    • @corneliusthecrowtamer1937
      @corneliusthecrowtamer1937 2 месяца назад +8

      @@lev237 meh, the only real way to spot the bench press is at least one person on either side. I don't understand why anyone risks it, we have safeties for the bench press these days. bench pressing kills a lot more people than it should.

    • @oliverwalker5954
      @oliverwalker5954 2 месяца назад +3

      ​​@@lev237exactly, he pooped the bed on that 1, spot him not crush in his ribcage, wtf?
      I bet he was sore.

  • @joshyml1
    @joshyml1 Месяц назад +2

    21:47 the skill of the guy at the back was incredible

  • @Ohlsemann
    @Ohlsemann Месяц назад +2

    It always blows my mind, how many people are allowed to live free and unassisted

  • @FFTV-IdiotsAtWork
    @FFTV-IdiotsAtWork 2 месяца назад +16

    The guys working with the ladder were so careless.😂

  • @alexandershijaku2580
    @alexandershijaku2580 2 месяца назад +5

    1. Laugh so much
    2. Cry too much
    3. Die
    4. Fossilisation (10'000 years later)

  • @brerutledge5048
    @brerutledge5048 2 месяца назад +6

    17:57 best photographer ever for getting that photo 😂😂😂

  • @eviltoast1327
    @eviltoast1327 17 дней назад +1

    The bad luck to spit water on someone completely by accident, I'd die from embarrassment.

  • @MachineFastest
    @MachineFastest 14 дней назад

    18:43 haha Is there anyone who watches this and both loves and can't help but laugh with me?

  • @RandallChase1
    @RandallChase1 2 месяца назад +13

    3:40 it’s a real life Goofy scream 😂😂

    • @Western-Clip
      @Western-Clip 2 месяца назад +1

      maybe! your smile so nice! love for you!

    • @oleyeller3256
      @oleyeller3256 Месяц назад +1

      I was hoping someone else heard it too! Lol

  • @dog3y3
    @dog3y3 2 месяца назад +17

    Cell phone ruining birthday moments all over the globe. memory killers.

  • @t3kngz
    @t3kngz 2 месяца назад +5

    21:53 that one person who did not fail, survived the capsizing, then proceeded to save lives!

  • @blaineburns9957
    @blaineburns9957 Месяц назад +1

    Everyone was harmed

  • @felixcat9318
    @felixcat9318 2 месяца назад +4

    Those two adorable toddlers were having so much fun with their indoor painting!
    They were absolutely joyous!

  • @daphnedevine
    @daphnedevine 2 месяца назад +5

    12:34 is HILARIOUS as long as it's NOT your house or the kids aren't your responsibility! 😂

    • @guyBKB
      @guyBKB Месяц назад

      Karen

  • @allisonrodriguez4466
    @allisonrodriguez4466 2 месяца назад +6

    Reading these comments is uplifting. Thank you for spreading love!

  • @J-Rod91
    @J-Rod91 2 месяца назад +2

    22:26 I think someone knew it was gonna be their last day and just said “FUCK IT!” 😆😂🤣

  • @jaylenwallace2458
    @jaylenwallace2458 2 месяца назад +4

    1:07
    Girl: 😱‼️
    Squirrel: 🐿️ Cannonball!

  • @marksalsbery9826
    @marksalsbery9826 2 месяца назад +15

    The bowling ball coming back at camera…even on my phone I jerked my head out of the way

  • @kheldaur2107
    @kheldaur2107 2 месяца назад +14

    2:23 He could be a football player with how he instantly fell down

  • @user-np6ks9nd3z
    @user-np6ks9nd3z Месяц назад +4

    The wind at 27:06 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Jinfunny1609
    @Jinfunny1609 13 дней назад

    1:10 so dangerous🤕

  • @bbqchicken8681
    @bbqchicken8681 2 месяца назад +21

    that sinking feeling when the "noone was harmed" disclaimer doesn't pop up

  • @sevndust2123
    @sevndust2123 2 месяца назад +15

    @7:42 spotter of the year!

    • @NhemLee
      @NhemLee 2 месяца назад +5

      In combination with a suicide grip too. Crazy

  • @s.g2344
    @s.g2344 2 месяца назад +6

    0:41 not so much the fact he dropped the food but the background laughter cracked me up 😅

  • @CherylGibbins
    @CherylGibbins Месяц назад +6

    Lil girl got mad n threw something, the woman in sunglasses. Slapped her. That was the Fail. Not the Balloon.!

  • @gimmiedashasha
    @gimmiedashasha Месяц назад +5

    11:08 Look at the makeup she leaves on the pole. 🤣😂🤣

  • @TheGodpharma
    @TheGodpharma 2 месяца назад +4

    I liked the one honest person who answered "No" when asked if she was OK.

  • @noneyabizz8337
    @noneyabizz8337 2 месяца назад +14

    Life must be very difficult for these people

    • @Paul-pf6rm
      @Paul-pf6rm 2 месяца назад +1

      😂 Very good.

  • @gamtngirl3655
    @gamtngirl3655 2 месяца назад +35

    I have never seen so many people afraid of animals in all my life. Good grief.

  • @dschuler1985
    @dschuler1985 Месяц назад +4

    26:40 isnt a fail but a win

  • @G00gLe_was_my_idea989
    @G00gLe_was_my_idea989 Месяц назад +9

    3:09
    **GPS** "You've arrived at your destination"

  • @Kragatar
    @Kragatar 2 месяца назад +20

    45:24 is the best of the year hands down. 🤣

  • @NigrumTV
    @NigrumTV 2 месяца назад +8

    41:57 The man falls down because he doesn't hold the ladder. Then he holds the ladder instead of lifting the man.

  • @IaJagon
    @IaJagon 13 дней назад +3

    Someone slipping on a wet road can be funny to watch... but using footage of other people's car crashes is nothing short of distasteful and unpleasant.

  • @Dee_Nice89
    @Dee_Nice89 8 дней назад

    0:08 Seal popped up like GIMME DAT!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jaggerkate
    @jaggerkate 2 месяца назад +12

    All these tough guys in the gym who think they don’t need a spotter. They’re probably the same guys who think they can drive their giant, ridiculous trucks fast on ice. 😂🙄

  • @voodoo7008
    @voodoo7008 2 месяца назад +5

    The guy that dodged the train, I call a win.

  • @ElementofKindness
    @ElementofKindness 2 месяца назад +19

    Last guy could have simply pressed the lever that stops the pump when you hang up the nozzle.
    Probably the same person who wouldn't try turning off the ignition, or putting the transmission in neutral, if the throttle got stuck.

    • @GaetanBoudreau
      @GaetanBoudreau 2 месяца назад +6

      not only that, but he waits until it overflow to actually do something about it beside filming.

    • @pillcosby5737
      @pillcosby5737 Месяц назад

      turning off the ignition when throttle is stuck is the worst advice ever

    • @ElementofKindness
      @ElementofKindness Месяц назад

      @@pillcosby5737 OK, pray tell

  • @JA_56
    @JA_56 Месяц назад +1

    “Abraabracadabra, and for my last trick POOF, just like that and I am drunk”
    6:41

  • @Gothgirl1616
    @Gothgirl1616 18 дней назад

    The first video is Mr. Morris trying to park into the Goodman families house 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lexsworld666
    @lexsworld666 2 месяца назад +15

    34:23 the irony here is she’s afraid of balloons popping.

    • @Emily-me5jp
      @Emily-me5jp 2 месяца назад +11

      Bruh. Telling the little girl “she failed” and getting angry when SHE let go of the balloon because she got angry. lol

    • @axon130
      @axon130 2 месяца назад +11

      @@Emily-me5jp The mother is clearly a very poor one considering how deranged she looked while almost slapping her child, and seeing how bad behaved is her wild/uncontrollable daughter, she clearly failed at parenting. As I always say, many parents shouldn't be.

    • @HANKTHEDANKEST
      @HANKTHEDANKEST Месяц назад

      @@axon130 "I did such a crap job with this first one I think I'll do it again!" Yeah, she sucks. Way to bring more humans into the world and then not raise them, wtg.

    • @ChadDutton
      @ChadDutton 5 дней назад

      That poor little girl. She clearly wanted *nothing* to do with the balloon, the parents (and the crowd for that matter) yelling at her to pop it, and when she clearly has had enough, she grabs the dart and throws it. Then 'Mom' hits her, causing the balloon to fly away. What a terrible abusive F*%% of a mother. When this girl grows up, this video will answer some questions for her.

  • @doogalloonni
    @doogalloonni 2 месяца назад +9

    Let's all turn those phones 90 degrees people!

  • @kauairootsohana
    @kauairootsohana 2 месяца назад +5

    You know that boy with the milk was ready for his Cinnamon Toast Crunch!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @kewlhotrod
    @kewlhotrod Месяц назад +3

    Lol the blurring has gotten so ridiculous they blurred out the facepalm emoji 56:11

  • @TheOriginalZetsumei
    @TheOriginalZetsumei 2 месяца назад +2

    11:11 - The pink mark from her heavily applied makeup LOL!

  • @NoTraceCamping
    @NoTraceCamping 2 месяца назад +6

    The girl with the bowling ball made me spill my coffee ☕

  • @jackjoke2893
    @jackjoke2893 2 месяца назад +14

    0:37 That laugh )

    • @michaelshworak
      @michaelshworak 2 месяца назад

      @@jackjoke2893 bro turned into Elmo

    • @cjjccj9
      @cjjccj9 2 месяца назад +1

      0:40