Best Fails of the Year (So far) 2024
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Favorite clip?
All clip
haven’t watched it yet
no one was harmed
All good 👍
The first clip where a car crash and also triggred the doorbell😂😂😂😂
By now we all know, “no one was harmed” means “there were no survivors”, right?
"No one recording was harmed"
😆 non-exclusionary language
No one was harmed during editing.
Lmfao
Notice they didn’t put that caption at 3:18 😮
Someone gets murdered on screen...."no one was harmed"
@gorillazhead ow
@@gorillazhead We don't show any videos where people are seriously injured or killed.
@@failarmyThe guy was flattened though.
@@failarmyYes you do. Don't lie. We literally just watched it.
@@failarmyThat's a flat out lie, and we all know it. There's video evidence rightnin front of all of us.
Have some integrity
Nuclear explosion, an entire city evaporates in seconds.
Failarmy: "No one was harmed."
FA never says when someone 'is' harmed.
Thanos snap…..
Failarmy: no one was harmed
@@onlyjesussaves840 Like when people slip on icy steps, they're definitely being harmed I can tell by the moans of pain.
What’s the timestamp? Been going through this video for minutes and can’t find anything
It's okay, I can see their parachutes!
The way the doorbell went off when the car crashed in the first clip was absolutely gold.
*Guy dies
FailArmy: NO ONE WAS HARMED
looks like he was no one
FailArmy heart it!
Ну и высер.. Мозги свои ты в унитаз слил. Сейчас как раз пожинают плоды своего выбора.
I think the term he's looking for is "no one was injured." Harmed insinuates that someone hurt somebody else
What’s the timestamp? Been going through this for minutes and can’t find anything
"Mom are you okay?"
"....No..."
🤣
Her pride hurts lol
😂😂😂😂
8:56
ツライヨ!
57:34 is my fav from the dog just randomly barking to waking up the man from a deep nap.Which sends him into panic mode thinking there's an intruder,then the woman waking up to all that commotion.Which then sends her into an abyss,her screams scaring the man even more.Then finally when that confusion comes to a halt all that's left is to blame each other.
To be fair, there was no reason to just stand there and start screaming at the top of your lungs at nothing after a couple second delay for her brain to half switch on.
My wife used to do similar, it was one of very few things she did that I absolutely hated - that reaction sends me into emergency mode, and and I've destroyed expensive household items scrambling to get to her ASAP because I heard the scream and assumed the worst.
She also falls into a category I didn't know existed before I moved out of my country town and started dating East Asians, I thought it was "Fight or Flight", but they quickly showed me it was "Fight, Flight or FREEZE" - I made one ex basically give up her license after I taught her how to drive, because it was so incredibly dangerous, and my current wife I taught enough to get me to a hospital in emergencies, but despite buying a flappy-paddle car instead of a manual for the first time ever, she's never driven once since getting her license.
As someone who worked in an operational environment (not my specialty, I'm an engineer, I occasionally supported operators using the things I invented/developed, because I'd proven myself in the crunch), I couldn't imagine being partnered with a female police officer, or fighting a war next to a female soldier - half of the men I know would be a liability, but I feel so sorry for anyone who enters a life-threatening situation with someone who's not only not going to keep a level head, focus, and take action in a crisis, but will almost definitely require your support and attention on top of you dealing alone with whatever the situation is... scary stuff...
They were like 2 NPC's infinitely reacting to each other
That clip is a great microcosm for what humanity has basically been doing ever since we first became conscious. Just reacting in a confused and scared manner to random natural events happening around us, and freaking out about it to the point of unnecessary conflict with one another, while we struggle to just take a second and think, "Wait, what the fuck are we doing here?"... and actually learn that nothing threatening is actually happening and we can just relax and enjoy life, if we just stop being barely-conscious reactionaries and seek to understand the situation before freaking out about it.
lol I loved it, watched it like 4x
@@xsjado_anon And there are tons of people to tell us that the male/female difference in our species in terms of instinctive reaction to percieved threats is ONLY a social construct... *SIGH*
Three things I've learnt from this video.
1. Do not go near any weightlifting equipment.
2. Do not go near ice.
3. Do not go near anything elastic.
And something all the Americans should learn is NOT to eat ALL the pies!!
So you didn't learn "No One Was Armed"
You can do all of these without being a moron and hurting yourself lmao. 99% of this video was user error and 100% of the clips you're talking about were user error
(you can test if ice is safe before walking or driving on it, still user error there)
Most people are just idiots.
Don’t go near porches. Don’t ride motorcycles.
Stay away from cars.
First one is the definition of straight to your door delivery 😂😂😂😂😂
Fart
That’s me at 59:19 I legit screamed when I saw myself! I made it! I’m a failure!!!
hahaha hope you're okay :)
you were being so careful up to that point lmaooo
that legit looked painful seeing ive done exactly that (rolling ones ankle)
A legend is here, be respectful folks
28:54 - Bowling ball: I blinked. Did anybody else?🤔
Blink? Hell, I dodged hard then laughed. 😀
I jumped. I thought it was going to be one of two things: either she lofts the ball and takes out the ceiling or she goes past the foul line and slips and slides on the very slippery floor. Bonus points if she slides into the gutter.
@@55Ramius me too lol ah
I ducked!
That was the biggest jump scare I've had in a very, very long time. Wow!
"Look at my car" after ruining someone else's car because she wasn't paying attention
What if those are her cars? lol
Both could’ve been her car.
I feel like the one who is wrong is who left the door open, cuz just close it and open it when u need it
My anger issues could never
Rich People problems
3:32 Imagine sitting quietly minding your business and suddenly POW sewerage in your face.
You cannot escape my wrath 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
The falling animal from the sky was hilarious, he looked as confused as the woman.
I came to the comments for this one first, it was like "plop" and the recorder was all wtf.
11:09 left a spot of makeup on that pole lol
Pooptart
**NO ONE WAS HARMED** but in all the others, they were, right?
Thats what they say when ☠️ for real 😮
@@babbitslayerand when really no one gets harmed, they don't even say it. failarmy logic.
@@regretevatorandbuses That's not failarmy, that's RUclips censorship. If someone is injured or 💀'd in a video it will get demonetized, as RUclips does not want to promote that stuff. So now a bunch of compilation channels (mostly car/crash channels) put in "No one was hurt" to get around the censor. DDoI does it too on some of his vids.
I'm concerned they didn't put it on the one where the guy dropped weights on his neck, couldn't move or speak and no one in the background noticed!
They died
Lessons learned:
Always have a spotter when lifting
Don't drive in icy conditions
Don't go out in icy conditions
Don't go onto frozen over lakes in icy conditions
Don't do anything in icy conditions
Move to florida, where there is no ice
Your balls are never safe
If you go anywhere near a bike or motorcycle, pain and or humiliation is inevitable
Dancing poles are about a sturdy as my bank account---very not sturdy
Do not go rock crawling or offroading if you do not wish to end up upside down
Keep your phone secure at all times, especially aroudn bodies of water and cliffs
always make sure the parking brake is applied before exiting a vehicle
If you think you can stand against the full force of an ocean wave, you are about to be humiliated
ladders are as insecure as the average teenager
avoid porch steps at all costs
And when confronted by a mouse/racoon/squirrel/car accident, scream at the top of your lungs. It's bound to make things better.
The BBQ Chicken has spoken, amen
He had a spotter That 365lbs or whatever it is made it down to his rib cage at the speed of light hahahaha. We can all disagree on anything and everything in life, but that crushing down on your body we all can agree that he is not ok bro hahahaha
Birthday cakes require 2 hands
Chairs can not be trusted
Don't try to carry too many things at once
If you hit something with your vehicle, do not keep going. Put it in park
Ceilings exist
Light fixtures exist
Pranks often don't go as intended
Wind is a powerful force
You're not as athletic as you think you are
Trampolines fail
Pole vaulting is never a good idea
$ell your manuel = Less catastrophic fails~ 🙂
“No one was harmed”
Bro no one was killed*
People were definitely harmed
12:38 She spooks him away and he returns with support. 😂
58:52 Now thats a AWESOME dad... The kid is so lucky to have a dad like that.. Lots of love there. Way to go dad, you set the standard right there!
NO
@@guyBKB YES
@@Cara.314 boioioioioing
11:00 "Mom are you okay?" "No."
ok. ok! dont worry! respect for you!
magine
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:00 bro packaged himself 😂😂
くっそワロタw
Любой кот, который видит коробку (Any cat that sees the box)
Bro Randomly Play HideNSeek 😂
45:28 best fail of the year by a long mile. That 1 2 3 is just great lmao
31:11 i don't think i'd be all giggles if the window on an airplane started falling apart.
Airplanes have an exterior wall and an interior wall, same for windows
Only the interior trim fell off. The actual "load bearing" windows are fine.
Still a little disconcerting tho
@@SirLightfire My brother is actually an airline pilot so I'm aware of how they're built and that there's more than a cheap plastic window frame keeping the elements out... but that would still freak me the fuck out. Lol
13:04 TSA with an actual sense of humor. Win!
No
NO ONE WAS UNHARMED
So everyone wasn't not unharmed?
@@jbwarner8626 Absolutely positively maybe not a little un-hurt.
The first clip the car banged into the door bell 🤣
That was hilarious 😂
Classic comedy 🤣
that was in rheine germany i think
I was not expecting that at all 😂
Ding Dong 😂
The lady with not stuck goat. Priceless.
That clip was the GOAT. 😅
Goat said .. wtf is she doing. Let me move out of her way.
The girl who threw the bowling ball backwards literally made me dodge lmaoo
Nuh uh stoopid
Owo
I’ve never seen such a video on this channel where people were so extraordinarily unharmed.
Escape
8:32 That's what Santa sounds like when he's angry 🎅
hmm. right!
For the record, to get a gas pump to stop pumping, push the paddle where the nozzle goes on the pump when you hang it back up. This will stop the pump immediately.
God I was screaming this, dude just didn't want to acknowledge my knowledge!
How could anyone not know this? Most pumps have an e-stop on them too for just that one pump
The girl asking grandpa if hes ok has me. So much love and empathy!
2:03 there lives a little cat in all of us 😺
I don't know who you are, but when you watch this video, I wish you always be happy and cheerful
Chris is stupid
earthquake,meteor, flood
Failarmy:*no one was harmed*
😂😂
when I get down sometimes about not being where I want to be in life and feel like a failure I'm reminded there are people who film themselves working out and post it on the internet
0:01 Your quiet neighbour when he visits you:
HONEY!!!! I’M HOME!
Ding Dong!
@@Real_Moon-Moon hahahaha 😂
@@darkwinter_782
“You have reached your destination on your left. Recalculating… Recalculating.”
When FailArmy says that, "No one was harmed," what they really mean is, "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, just focus on the video, and continue to enjoy." 😉👍
23:20. That tiny explosion in the trashcan is fucking hilarious.
I don't know how many times I've seen and replayed this clip. Each time I scream with laughter. The spark, then the explosion and the bouncing garbage and the frightened reaction of jumping to the side followed by the surprised look at the trash can. Simply hilarious.
Growing up my parents had all these "stupid" Rules. Watching these videos makes them stupid rules a lil less stupid
You just explained why so many of these video's. Parents aren't giving teaching "rules" to their kids. This is how they end up.
@@5GreenAcrescoming from the guy who liked his own comment 💀
@@Xenodaki Nope. Didn't thumbs up my own comment. Nice try. Notice there is only one thumbs up? Well...now there are two.
@@5GreenAcres really? Notice how my comment only has zero likes? it has 5 now
@@5GreenAcres :)
just imagine, for a moment that the lightsaber is real. How many severed limbs per week would there be at the emergency room?
No one was harmed, bad words cencored, alcohol blurred... What a beautiful tupsy turvy world we're living in, right?😊
RUclips censorship is getting ridiculous, I mean, what is RUclips Kids for? Why can't I say "fuck" in what is supposed to be the 'adult' version of the platform?
@@TriCutNinja It´s only in the US. Here in Germany you can show alcohol or cigarettes in videos and you can say what you want. But if you do so, you didn´t get money from RUclips because the video ist not "advertise friendly". That is the real reason.
@@GettingNervous It's blurred and beeps for words in UK too.
*censored*
@@GettingNervous You can show that sort of stuff here too, it's just you'll be demonetized.
RUclips doesn't really delete videos unless it's explicitly sexual or extremely violent. But that's the sort of thing I don't mind being censored. I don't wanna see someone get decapitated, that's messed up... But saying something isn't "advertiser friendly" because someone swore in the first 60 seconds of a video, or had a serious talk about suicide or assault is just too far. By all accounts this platform is for adults, that's why there's a RUclips Kids app.
/rant (sorry lol)
(all that to say I agree with you lol)
48:23 - "Use the right two lanes." Damn, that's the most accurate and precise GPS I've ever seen!
What the hell kind of spotter was that. That man has crushed ribs now and probably a torn spleen or diaphragm. Ouch. Hope he's okay.
Yea, but look at his grip on the bar too. The thumbs aren't on the opposite side of the bar. With that kind of weight better to use a full grip.
Ma’am, that bar weighs nearly 400 lbs, him catching it would be a superhuman feat. Spotters aren’t there to catch the full weight of the bar; they’re there to assist you if you’re not quite strong enough to get the weight up. That grip is called “suicide grip” for a reason.
Polish lol ru...
Obviously you didn't read the description "No One Was Armed"
No one was harmed? I really doubt it. I bet there was people that got Hurt
They have to put that lol
Mainly pride, pockets, and feelings lol
It has apparently been 2024 for at least half a decade now, going by the age of a lot of the clips here 🙃
58:54 is so wholesome
What a great dad ❤
I like the fast pace videos. No commentary! 😎👍
That guy on the moped ‘oh I just fell’ 😂😂
I'm a fat guy and i've had to learn the hard way that I can't do the physical things I used to do, nor do little plastic chairs hold up under my weight. I laugh at these vids only because i've been there. Obesity is sad and should be taken seriously but I can't help laughing. I do like the fat-people activities around bodies of water... that's a big favorite.
The little girl hitting her dad's thumb with the Hammer...
Then him saying nothing was wrong..
7:40 nice spot bro
The fucktard was benching with a false grip. Serves him right.
He didn't need a "spot". He finished the rep. He's using a thumbless grip. He's going to get a Darwin Award if he didn't learn from that.
@@corneliusthecrowtamer1937 I agree on the grip (thumbless is stupid), but the spotter literally has one job: keep his hands under the bar. And he didn't even do that.
@@lev237 meh, the only real way to spot the bench press is at least one person on either side. I don't understand why anyone risks it, we have safeties for the bench press these days. bench pressing kills a lot more people than it should.
@@lev237exactly, he pooped the bed on that 1, spot him not crush in his ribcage, wtf?
I bet he was sore.
21:47 the skill of the guy at the back was incredible
It always blows my mind, how many people are allowed to live free and unassisted
The guys working with the ladder were so careless.😂
1. Laugh so much
2. Cry too much
3. Die
4. Fossilisation (10'000 years later)
17:57 best photographer ever for getting that photo 😂😂😂
The bad luck to spit water on someone completely by accident, I'd die from embarrassment.
18:43 haha Is there anyone who watches this and both loves and can't help but laugh with me?
3:40 it’s a real life Goofy scream 😂😂
maybe! your smile so nice! love for you!
I was hoping someone else heard it too! Lol
Cell phone ruining birthday moments all over the globe. memory killers.
21:53 that one person who did not fail, survived the capsizing, then proceeded to save lives!
Everyone was harmed
Those two adorable toddlers were having so much fun with their indoor painting!
They were absolutely joyous!
12:34 is HILARIOUS as long as it's NOT your house or the kids aren't your responsibility! 😂
Karen
Reading these comments is uplifting. Thank you for spreading love!
22:26 I think someone knew it was gonna be their last day and just said “FUCK IT!” 😆😂🤣
1:07
Girl: 😱‼️
Squirrel: 🐿️ Cannonball!
The bowling ball coming back at camera…even on my phone I jerked my head out of the way
Me too!!!
Me too !!!
2:23 He could be a football player with how he instantly fell down
The wind at 27:06 😂😂😂😂😂
1:10 so dangerous🤕
that sinking feeling when the "noone was harmed" disclaimer doesn't pop up
@7:42 spotter of the year!
In combination with a suicide grip too. Crazy
0:41 not so much the fact he dropped the food but the background laughter cracked me up 😅
ok!
Lil girl got mad n threw something, the woman in sunglasses. Slapped her. That was the Fail. Not the Balloon.!
11:08 Look at the makeup she leaves on the pole. 🤣😂🤣
I liked the one honest person who answered "No" when asked if she was OK.
Life must be very difficult for these people
😂 Very good.
I have never seen so many people afraid of animals in all my life. Good grief.
26:40 isnt a fail but a win
3:09
**GPS** "You've arrived at your destination"
45:24 is the best of the year hands down. 🤣
right!
41:57 The man falls down because he doesn't hold the ladder. Then he holds the ladder instead of lifting the man.
Someone slipping on a wet road can be funny to watch... but using footage of other people's car crashes is nothing short of distasteful and unpleasant.
0:08 Seal popped up like GIMME DAT!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
All these tough guys in the gym who think they don’t need a spotter. They’re probably the same guys who think they can drive their giant, ridiculous trucks fast on ice. 😂🙄
🥰😍😝
🙄 OK Sharon
@@justadildeau HAHA found one
@@SulfuricLover sandwich
@@justadildeau more sandwich
The guy that dodged the train, I call a win.
Last guy could have simply pressed the lever that stops the pump when you hang up the nozzle.
Probably the same person who wouldn't try turning off the ignition, or putting the transmission in neutral, if the throttle got stuck.
not only that, but he waits until it overflow to actually do something about it beside filming.
turning off the ignition when throttle is stuck is the worst advice ever
@@pillcosby5737 OK, pray tell
“Abraabracadabra, and for my last trick POOF, just like that and I am drunk”
6:41
The first video is Mr. Morris trying to park into the Goodman families house 😂😂😂😂😂
34:23 the irony here is she’s afraid of balloons popping.
Bruh. Telling the little girl “she failed” and getting angry when SHE let go of the balloon because she got angry. lol
@@Emily-me5jp The mother is clearly a very poor one considering how deranged she looked while almost slapping her child, and seeing how bad behaved is her wild/uncontrollable daughter, she clearly failed at parenting. As I always say, many parents shouldn't be.
@@axon130 "I did such a crap job with this first one I think I'll do it again!" Yeah, she sucks. Way to bring more humans into the world and then not raise them, wtg.
That poor little girl. She clearly wanted *nothing* to do with the balloon, the parents (and the crowd for that matter) yelling at her to pop it, and when she clearly has had enough, she grabs the dart and throws it. Then 'Mom' hits her, causing the balloon to fly away. What a terrible abusive F*%% of a mother. When this girl grows up, this video will answer some questions for her.
Let's all turn those phones 90 degrees people!
You know that boy with the milk was ready for his Cinnamon Toast Crunch!!!! 😂😂😂
Lol the blurring has gotten so ridiculous they blurred out the facepalm emoji 56:11
11:11 - The pink mark from her heavily applied makeup LOL!
The girl with the bowling ball made me spill my coffee ☕
lol!
0:37 That laugh )
@@jackjoke2893 bro turned into Elmo
0:40