I love how sobble calls blastoise an instrument of war when it’s final stage is literally a spy and it’s signature move is literally called “snipe shot”
@@spookysushi4079 on the battlefeild god no that wouldnt even be a spy at that point but as a part of war for informational and assination purposes yes
Sobble: Depressed Drizzile: Suicidal Inteleon: Homicidal It's a journey about learning "I don't actually want to die. I'd be happier if my enemies died."
Definitely a smart ass spoiled millennial with a high opinion of himself and little to show for it. I’m saying this because I am also a millennial who thought I was great and now I just sit at home with my cat wondering why others don’t think I’m great for just existing. 😭
But he’s right, he’s the perfect representation of my generation as a whole, sad depressed and weak over all, and when they grow up, confident in their abilities.... to attack people from a distance and run when face to face confrontation appears lmao.
Also, corsola is a straight up ghost damned to talked the land for all time. I'll take my normal life thanks. Sure we've had ghost types for a while, none of them had been JUST ghosts. They are always cursed items, or things that are apparently ghosts that look like nothing alive. Closest thing we've had to just straight up damned souls was Yamask and that mask which looks nothing like a real person's face and frankly death made them look better.
I'll vouch for that, the designs of pokemon have gone from Awesome to Total Sh*t nower days they're just Redesigns and Resizes "Let's paint Moltres black and pretend it's new" Pretty sure some fan around the world already did that, its depressing as hell to see pokémon become this bad xD
@@TheWererapter92 If gen 1 has good designs then explain Rattata who’s literally just a rat, or pidgey who’s literally just a bird, or ekans who’s literally just a snake (and ekans is snake spelled backwards), or Voltorb and Electrode which are literally just gachapon capsules with eyes.
Lol don’t take it personally, the whole point of his character was to be the young, cynical, over-confident know-it-all. Have you never spoken to a teenager before? Haha
Don't forget, he has different eyelids for different focuses. And he's able to glide. And he's highly intelligent. And he has a hidden knife in his tail.
I love that sobble plays it off like his evolutionary line is overcoming his issues. He goes from a sad boi baby, to an edgy sad tween, to a fucking sniper. In this age, I feel like it's much more analagous to school shootings than wholesome charscter growth!
They constantly battle in their world unlike Pokemon who are more like natural animals though. Of course they would advance in that direction to defend themselves when pushed to a limit. Plus as being sentient data they actually do "evolve" like several generations quicker than actual evolution or adaptation through breeding and training like in pokemon.
When you realize that: Team Plazma was PETA and Gun Control activists combined. (Spoilers for SWSH): Galarian Corsola is dead coral, and the big villain plot is basically enviromental awareness and going greener.
Sobble: "We live in a time of war, and people want to escape that" Also sobble: **Gets a literal sniper rifle in his final evolution's gigantamax form**
@@GigglesClown vietnam, korea and a shit tonne of other places whos desputes where escalated by the superpowers called they want you to chech your facts again
@@jmurray1110 Those wars never turned into full on wars between the powers though, they're proxy wars, smaller, less intense conflicts to settle power in a region, a real conventional war (no nukes) between NATO and the Warsaw pact would have resulted in the deaths of tens of millions over a period of a few years and left western and eastern europe (possibly china although they would probably remain neutral) in ruins for the third time in a century.
Humans as a whole are less likely to die from violence than at any time in human history. What we are in is an era of information where we hear about bad things in other parts of the globe way more. And it can be overwhelming. I don't want to minimise the suffering of people who are in conflict zones or who have been forced out of their homes. That's awful for them. Just as it was awful for people throughout history who died violently. Bad news sells. And people not fighting isn't noticeable. But it's worth acknowledging how much progress has been made for humanity as a whole. And statistically humans on earth today are less likely to die of violence than any time in recorded history.
@@heathergladden3146 okay but It is Charzard who is full of It self i mean 2 mega's the only kanto starter in galar at the beginning before Isle of Armor and the Ace of the undefeated Champion. What a Jerk
@@davithepaninigod9142 its funni bc there are a bunch of genwunners and they always fight to claim that gen 1 is the best in other words gen 1 is the one that is full of themeselves
@Seraphi Grimaldi The other Kanto Starters are in S&S - they'll probably be given out as event pokemon at some point Same goes for the Unova Dragons, Swordsmen, and Alolan Starters
"I overcome my mental hangups and become cool and self assured " great massage and all but to bad your evolution looks like if randall from monsters icn tried to cosplay as a gerninja (also id take the love child of a turtle and a tank over a depressed sniper frog any day)
I kinda died inside when Squirtle said he didn’t want to be forgotten as Gamefreak doesn’t want to acknowledge any previous starter other than Charizard. 🥺
@@furiouspusher1756 I may be a dumb charizard-ite who is part of the problem, but Bulbasaur is still better than squirtle. Never got why people liked squirtle and his evolution line, it's prob the least creative between the idea of charmander at the time with it's tail flame that keeps it alive, and bulbasaur who goes through plant growth through his evolutions. Squirtle starts out looking promising with wartortle, and then devolves into bigger squirtle with canons. big woop.
Tara Burris I used to like blastoise. But then I don’t really like it design anymore. I prefer venusaur than a giant tortoise with cannons and a lizard that dies from pebbles
It’s final evolution is like it said is a reminder to tell you that you can be anything you want but than again you can’t be a person that shoots bullets out the finger but it showed that sobble wanted to be a pokemon that can shoot water out of his fingertips
Scorbunny evolution tree: I like running, kicking, and soccer/football Grooky evolution tree: drums are fun Sobble evolution tree: crying and shooting people up
Omg that fk up you just say about sobble and at the same time true he do look like he or she will do that kinda thing if left alone by he or she self to the point they got bully to much that draw he or she self to do and men this a dark ass comment I made that I think up holy shit
can we appreciate how much effort went into this video the sprites look so god damn good and theres also a somewhat 8bit arrange of the wild battle theme, gotta say this is probably one of dorklys best looking pokemon videos yet
I just want detailed information on all starter evolution's journey now. Like do game freak overdo each starters back story over doing good looking trees.
firey fire dude nobody cares about the tree bullshit, that’s just all the idiot dexers have left since sword and shield is a success and they failed on their cringe worthy hash tags
1:35 It sounds like Squirtle is trying to make it sound like Sobbles full of technology that Squirtle never had then he just remembered that he had it to.
TherealTenman you get healed a lot in sword and shield, like by your rivals, and npcs. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. it’s usually before or after a battle
@@captain_swaggin4065 The only time I had a problem with it is when I got healed during the "elite 4" battle. I was expecting I had to do it in one shot like before. I guess this area works differently than other areas.
The sobbles evolution literally just turns him into an edgey sniper it's no different than a cannon turtle both instruments of war. Actually why are so many of the water type starters instruments of war. we've cannons, samurai sword, ninja and sniper.
Wellllllllll except grass. Grass shits on him. Betcha a Turtwig could beat him🤣 the battle world go like this..... Swampert use Muddy Water....... assuming Turtwig survives. Turtwig use Razer leaf. Swampert guess I'll die then being 4x weak🤣
@@jacobhope3635 ummm first evolution of a starter going to beat a final evolution of a starter, type effectiveness dose that really matter at that point unless if your talking about torterra “then you just say torterra and not turtwig”
@@nosks_stopmotions no ik what I said lol a Turtwig could beat a final Evo lol lots of starters could if you train them properly. Now in the anime your right type advantage doesn't really matter as we see a freaking Pikachu beat the shit outta Legandairs. Buttttt game wise and Swampert being 4x weak to grass I'm sure a Turtwig could beat it. Again ( if Trained )
True, but he was right about the cannons. I choose him when i first played because i saw is final evolution. Plus swords and shield final evolutions for there starters dont look as badass as Blastoise. (plus his mega is FUCKEN DOPE)
Im with the meme but its supposed to be used against old people who are wrong. Not a level 10 who has a point of opinion. Tank, dragon and .... hentai mosnter. Gen one starters all day.
@@TherealTenmanI "old people who are wrong" More like, old people who thinks they are always right, that young people opinion isn't worth shit, and always complain like : "Back in my days, life was so much better. My generation is the best, and the ones after mine are the worst"
I get the joke you're trying to make, but an Era can be more than a decade, in fact it almost always is, usually Era's span (at least to my knowledge may be flawed) 50 years or more, for sure a century (The Sengoku Jidai period/era for example, a time of constant war and upheaval in Japan), and vary region to region on what the defined "Eras" are based on local historical events and rulers
you know they're kinda complementary, we have a giant tank turtle with canons on his back and a cool spy lizard sniper, they have different but complementary roles on the field of battle
ok genwunner
Ok genwunner is the equivalent of saying ok boomer
"OH FREE HEALTH CARE IN MY GENERATION we actually had that too it was really helpful" XD
Going to use that now whenever they hate on gen 5
Sobble has good self-esteem
Ok boomer
I love how sobble calls blastoise an instrument of war when it’s final stage is literally a spy and it’s signature move is literally called “snipe shot”
@@furiousnipple it's in the tital
@@furiousnipple Mortal kombat
@@furiousnipple pokemon
ofc spies are deployed on the battlefield yeah
@@spookysushi4079 on the battlefeild god no that wouldnt even be a spy at that point but as a part of war for informational and assination purposes yes
“People in their 30’s and 40’s desperately trying to recapture part of their childhood that is forever gone”
...I feel personally attacked
Me to....ouch....
Yeah... I winced
Laughs in depressed zoomer
Well Oof Now i feel happy, we're ALL depressed :)
Laughs in gen x
Sobble: ”we live in a time of war and people want to escape that”
Also sobble: *evolves into a sniper*
*Spy
Sniper is cooler than a turtle
@@DUDULEVUDULE123 a turtle with cannons?
@@plaguewithlove860 still not as cool as a spy
@@DUDULEVUDULE123 a depressed spy. Yikes
Sobble is basically the quiet kid: he’s depressed as shit and then pulls out the nine when he evolves
That...........OMG.........this comment is eerie the more you really think about it
It's the embodiment of America: "hey kids! Feeling depressed? Well get a gun and shoot your colleagues!"
@@MCPunk55 "Shoot all your problems away! Shoot all your problems away! Grab a gun, now you're having fun, just shoot all your problems away!"
@@emeraldkoala2 TomSka reference?
@@eevee7663 yep 👍
Sobble: Depressed
Drizzile: Suicidal
Inteleon: Homicidal
It's a journey about learning "I don't actually want to die. I'd be happier if my enemies died."
Can we also talk about how Classy and Stylish Intelion carry himself?
Holy shite you just summarized my life.
@@brittanynguyen3794 FBI? Yeah, this comment right here
And Mariquit I’m barely holding these urges back.
@@brittanynguyen3794 are you killing people
Totally unrealistic Blastoise hasnt shot out of his canons since XY.
I cry every time
wow he did it in xy? i thought he only does it in spin offs
@@bobvella7228 no he did it only in the games before xy.
He shoots from a default position because the animators are too lazy to even move the animation to match the cannon
wait didnt he shoot out of his cannons in pokemon stadium?
Felt more like a social commentary than pokémon satire
@just a channel lol
Ok, gen oner
420th like nice
you must be new here
*666 likes*
Sobble: Depressed
Drizzile: *Crawling in my skin playing*
Inteleon: BOOM headshot
When Sobble evolved I just thought: “This is not a phase mum! This is who I really am!“
I laughed so hard! XD
Gmax intelleon: ITS OVER ANNAKIN! I GOT THE HIGH GROUND!!!
Professionals have standarts
Be polite
Be efficient
And have a way of killing anyone you meet
Drizzile is lazy.
*W A S T H A T A R E F R E N C E*
Sobble: "we live in a time of war [...]"
Also sobble after it evolves:
"And suddenly I started shooting"
So anyway I started blasting
Definitely a smart ass spoiled millennial with a high opinion of himself and little to show for it. I’m saying this because I am also a millennial who thought I was great and now I just sit at home with my cat wondering why others don’t think I’m great for just existing. 😭
But he’s right, he’s the perfect representation of my generation as a whole, sad depressed and weak over all, and when they grow up, confident in their abilities.... to attack people from a distance and run when face to face confrontation appears lmao.
Gmax form:
Gets a 100 foot tail and a harpoon sniper.
@@TheHammerGuy94 I think the gigantimax energy only went to his tail...
"You become an instrument of war"
*Inteleon learned Snipe Shot*
If you think about it, all of the trained Pokémons are basically instruments if war
@@baimhakani *laughs in delphox*
@@popper7633 Y Using psychic power, it generates a fiery vortex of 5,400 degree Fahrenheit, incinerating foes swept into this whirl of flame.
"Professionals have standards, be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet." Mun Dee-tf2 2009
@@popper7633 *laughs in shuckle*
“People play Pokémon to get out of their normal, shitty lives”
Galarian Corsola is literally existing due to Global Warming
Also, corsola is a straight up ghost damned to talked the land for all time. I'll take my normal life thanks. Sure we've had ghost types for a while, none of them had been JUST ghosts. They are always cursed items, or things that are apparently ghosts that look like nothing alive. Closest thing we've had to just straight up damned souls was Yamask and that mask which looks nothing like a real person's face and frankly death made them look better.
Nobody cares about Corsola.
FTC coming with Coppa in toe y'all better run
You will.
Ummmm Corsola wasnt even in this.
"Anyone who plays the Pokemon games now is depressed as shit!"
I feel like that was a direct attack at me.
ok?
I wanna like but its at 69, anyone who wants the same use this as a like for the comment
@@A.I.Live77 lmaooo I get like that all the time don’t wanna remove the magic number of 69
Nobody cares that you're deppressed
@@ItachiUchiha-xn2gy I didn't say they did.
"Regardless, anyone playing Pokemon now is depressed as shit."
That hit a little close to home there, ngl.
😛
It sucks when u can't denie sighs
I'm not going to cry when someone tries to hurt me with the truth... it's the truth, they're just telling me stuff I already know.
The only reason it hurt my feelings was because I knew it was true
@@freyathedragon899 Well hey, the truth hurts.
Sobble: I’m the perfect starter
*Squirtle Uses Wear Black Sunglasses*
Grammar
Count Dooku it’s actually a Pokémon move. Think about that.
@@goldenchi1d228 oh that makes alot more sense
He didn't really put on shades at all.
Squirtle squad!
He's depressed and has a gun. This ain't gonna end well.
That's a very good point! XD Too bad I already Solar Bladed the whole population...
Sobble's second evolution looks like a school shooter
It could be worse he could go to a talk show
*Sobble used self destruct!*
Oh shit...
*pumped up kicks intensifies*
"Anyone who plays Pokémon is depressed as shit."
I played all eight generations of pokémon, so I must be the most depressed person alive.
You sound like it.
I'll vouch for that, the designs of pokemon have gone from Awesome to Total Sh*t nower days they're just Redesigns and Resizes "Let's paint Moltres black and pretend it's new" Pretty sure some fan around the world already did that, its depressing as hell to see pokémon become this bad xD
@@TheWererapter92 wdym by nowadays, which gen specifically, sword and shield?
@@TheWererapter92 Pokemon has been around for a while now, bad designs are bound to happen.
@@TheWererapter92 If gen 1 has good designs then explain Rattata who’s literally just a rat, or pidgey who’s literally just a bird, or ekans who’s literally just a snake (and ekans is snake spelled backwards), or Voltorb and Electrode which are literally just gachapon capsules with eyes.
"Anyone who plays Pokemon is depressed as sh*t"
Okay well I wasn't planning on being personally attacked today
Its the internet. Better get used to it.
This is why I don’t play Pokémon
What's wrong?: *I'm in this picture and I don't like it*
I spent my money on ring fit instead of Pokémon so I could get depressed
Lol don’t take it personally, the whole point of his character was to be the young, cynical, over-confident know-it-all. Have you never spoken to a teenager before? Haha
"Instrument of war" Says the milatary trained finger sniper.
Remember kids, finger guns are deadly. Practice safe trigger discipline when you use them.
Don't forget, he has different eyelids for different focuses.
And he's able to glide.
And he's highly intelligent.
And he has a hidden knife in his tail.
I also guess he has a British accent.
No Hiro Shishigami is A trained Finger sniper...Watch the anime Inuyashiki
Leon..... Intel Leon
I love that sobble plays it off like his evolutionary line is overcoming his issues. He goes from a sad boi baby, to an edgy sad tween, to a fucking sniper. In this age, I feel like it's much more analagous to school shootings than wholesome charscter growth!
I mean noone said the growth had to be wholesome. Good or evil, character development is still development
Teen*
"You evolve into an instrument of war"
*Digimon have left the chat*
HAHAHAHAHA🤣!
Which is why Digimon is badass.
*Gundramon has entered the chat*
As if snipers aren't a thing in war
They constantly battle in their world unlike Pokemon who are more like natural animals though. Of course they would advance in that direction to defend themselves when pushed to a limit.
Plus as being sentient data they actually do "evolve" like several generations quicker than actual evolution or adaptation through breeding and training like in pokemon.
Squirtle: Back in my generation-
Sobble: *OK BOOMER.*
*) OK GENONENER
Manusia KagakRusuh *Genwunner
Should have been “Ok millennials.” XD
OOOOFF
ok genwunner
"Ok Genwunner" is such a powerful sentence, thank you dorkly
Lol
Sobble is the perfect starter
Gen oner
I never see genwunners just fake fans complaining about them
@@fridaynightnicktoons6885 you forgot rian Johnson in your name
“Anyone who plays Pokémon is depressed as shit”
I feel offended and attacked. But I can’t help but agree.
Im not depressed but i play pokemon
"Never before have I been offended by something I 100% agree with"
Same
Oh so it's normal that I'm depressed. I mean, I guess we are in one of the worst centurys ever.
Same
Gamefreak: kids are stupid. Also, here's environmental awareness monsters.
Now Crawdaunt should have higher base stats because of the environmental changes.
Titanus Zilla cringe
@AP P is there something more boomer than calling someone "commie"?
@AP P boomer is a state of spirit tho
When you realize that:
Team Plazma was PETA and Gun Control activists combined.
(Spoilers for SWSH): Galarian Corsola is dead coral, and the big villain plot is basically enviromental awareness and going greener.
Sobble: "We live in a time of war, and people want to escape that"
Also sobble: **Gets a literal sniper rifle in his final evolution's gigantamax form**
*MEET THE SNIPER theme starts playing*
@@da_plasma_catto1801 *MEET THE SPY*
@@Mattno.777 oh yeah, the knife
I named my nickit Minaj
Blastoise can't even use his canons so are we so sure we can trust Sobble?
This is totally unrealistic, squirtle isn't in sword and shield
He's in the files so he will probably be an event pokemon
Noot the Zero r/wooooosh
Squirtle will eventually be transferable
@@jahn77 r/Ihavereddit
@@nootthezero5508 *the, *aN event
Depressed person gains confidence and starts attacking things with grenades and a sniper rifle. Very wholesome.
@@furiousnipple the Sobble evolutionary line
@@furiousnipple the depressed and the sobble
@@furiousnipple the sword full of shut
@@blademadlabs2423 i figured it out dont need ur help anymore
@@crusty_ neither yours
Kinda surprised the people who used to make “Gex” aren’t upset at Inteleon....
VP Perf wait whats that?
@@deviousluxray5935 90's lizard platformer
Funny I actually nicknamed mine Gex.
Stop! My nostalgia kicked in.
They cannot be mad since Gex painted himself orange and started calling himself: Charmander. All thanks to his agent.
“Anyone who plays Pokémon is depressed as sh*t”
I was not expecting to be targeted today 🤣
When he said that, i was bout to say "wait.. How did he know that ?! He's not supposed to be a psy-type !"
@@YMangaka no but he is a spyyy type ; )
I see 1 dislike on 1 comment and 1 dislike on another comment
Im not depressed and i play pokemon
PokemonDimensions no lie I felt very targeted
Sobble: ”We 8. Generation Pokemon live in a time of war and everyone wants to escape that”
Also Sobble: Evolves into A Sniper
SuperChargeGaming copied
copied
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@@stupid-things6139 copied
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“Well in my generation, we also had that too, it was actually really helpful”
"We're in an era of endless war and conflict" so basically all of human history
Silver lining at least the super powers cant fight each other anymore without killing everybody.
@@GigglesClown vietnam, korea and a shit tonne of other places whos desputes where escalated by the superpowers called they want you to chech your facts again
That is was endless means
@@jmurray1110 Those wars never turned into full on wars between the powers though, they're proxy wars, smaller, less intense conflicts to settle power in a region, a real conventional war (no nukes) between NATO and the Warsaw pact would have resulted in the deaths of tens of millions over a period of a few years and left western and eastern europe (possibly china although they would probably remain neutral) in ruins for the third time in a century.
Humans as a whole are less likely to die from violence than at any time in human history.
What we are in is an era of information where we hear about bad things in other parts of the globe way more. And it can be overwhelming.
I don't want to minimise the suffering of people who are in conflict zones or who have been forced out of their homes. That's awful for them. Just as it was awful for people throughout history who died violently.
Bad news sells. And people not fighting isn't noticeable. But it's worth acknowledging how much progress has been made for humanity as a whole. And statistically humans on earth today are less likely to die of violence than any time in recorded history.
1. His final evolution has literal finger guns
2.
Exactly!
2. its final evolution is asking to be rule 34
yep xD
And the final form is sexy...wait, NO!
2. The finger guns shoot water
"Your generation is way too full of themselves"
- Squirtle (Kanto region)
@@davithepaninigod9142 Its funny bc Kanto is the full-o-themselves region lol
@@heathergladden3146 okay but It is Charzard who is full of It self i mean 2 mega's the only kanto starter in galar at the beginning before Isle of Armor and the Ace of the undefeated Champion. What a Jerk
@@davithepaninigod9142 its funni bc there are a bunch of genwunners and they always fight to claim that gen 1 is the best in other words gen 1 is the one that is full of themeselves
@@tobiasholzhausen1196 I mean, Charizard was kinda forced into it.
He didn’t really do anything
All generations are full off themselves equally
Squirtle won't be forgotten, its almost impossible to forget the pokemon who first appeared.
The reason I chose sobble is because his last evolution looks like a spy so I named him James pond
Not because i was depressed
Cameron Hill you sir I tip my hat to u
I...I also named my sobble James Pond, I thought I was being clever-
@@kazuichisouda2487 I guess great minds think alike.
..i..I tought i was the only one..
Ingla Saralegui I’m pretty sure half of the sobble fans name their sobble James Pond
"You evolve into an instrument of war." You say that like it's a bad thing
Actually, it's just riot control. When the colored folk get out of line, you blast them with the water hose. It's super effective.
@@manictiger
I see what you did there.
Ya literally theres pokemon fighting we need cannons
Odinson 44 Do you play CoD a lot? Are you a moral relativist?
"Riot control" cannons powerful enough to cut through steel
Alternative Tittle:
Two water Pokemon trying to roast each other.
But failing because squirtle sucks.
I would choose bulbasaur over squirtle LOL.
Char-Char is the greatest.
Zenith agreed, bulbasaur is a cute Pokémon and it’s definitely underrated
Scald is a water type move that can burn
In kanto bulbasaur is actually the best starter to choose for gyms, that's why Venusaur is my number one
@@z_zenith yep
"in my generation..."
oh boy, here comes the boomer line
"we actually had that too"
oh
And it was actually REALLY helpful.
Some things never change
Your literally the first person that has mentioned it
Gotta admit I would rather have a mega evolving turtle than spy chameleon...
Meh I'm not a big fan of Blastoise, I prefer Empoleon but Inteleon is a close second
Personally i prefer the buff alligator
@@xandan1668 Feraligator is my third favorite
Empoleon is my favorite the gen 1 starters don’t get any unique features while evolving
To be honest, both sound cool as all hell.
And Bulbasaur's over here, an eternal ball of love and sunshine
Bulbasaur is just a sweetie... and breezes through kanto pretty well.
@ValorJ Omega same here
I think you mean burbasaur
@ValorJ Omega100% true
@Seraphi Grimaldi The other Kanto Starters are in S&S - they'll probably be given out as event pokemon at some point
Same goes for the Unova Dragons, Swordsmen, and Alolan Starters
The part where Sobble says "Now they're just people with depression" really hit a home run
It did
I have depression, and I love Pokemon, so it hurts when it's true
I subbed to Dorkly to laugh not to be reminded on how much I'm a failure to my parents
I mean
Is he wrong?
*... he's not wrong*
It didn't hit a home run, it just hit home
"I overcome my mental hangups and become cool and self assured " great massage and all but to bad your evolution looks like if randall from monsters icn tried to cosplay as a gerninja
(also id take the love child of a turtle and a tank over a depressed sniper frog any day)
Ok, Genwunner
That comparison cracked me up. XD Randall cosplaying as Greninja.
@@Grey_Warden_Invasion sad but true it does look like that, wait till sobble meets oshwatt and his evolutions along with the other gen water types
Sobble's final Evolution is 007. That's practically it.
@@Jordan_illustrator double bubble 7?
Those cheeky bastards...
Make sense
And that's a fact ☝️
Yup, and Sobble itself is number 007 in Galar PokeDex.
Sobbles last evolution be like: *JAMES POND*
thank you for giving me a nickname idea
*badum-tss*
Yo that’s my sobble nickname
Do you watch hoodlum callum
That's actually really good.
Squirtle: Back in MY day, we actually took damage from poison outside of battle!
You don't anymore?! I have been away too long.
*breaks down door* WHAT!!!
@JayLeeBeanz there are still limited use moves though. they just arent called tms anymore
@JayLeeBeanz dumbass
I kinda want that again
When he said 30 and 40 years old trying to recapture their childhood. I felt that.
Make that in their late 20s
Ah yes Sobble the inevitable school shooting Pokemon, goes from sad child to emo teen to concealed weapon Pokemon.
incelion
I feel like this isn’t about Pokémon.
Broly the sarcastic savage Sorry I was being kind of comedically sarcastic lol.
Broly the sarcastic savage that’s debatable
When Squirtle said "I don't wanna be forgotten" made me shed a tear
"This is the best you can do for a starter?,a depressed lizard?!"
Thats funny, LMAO
Sobble's evolution:
A red spy is in the base
A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE?
HUTHUTHUTHUT
@@joshuabennett8256 Protect The Briefcase!!!
@@MineNAdventurer "We need to protect the briefcase!"
@@DavidFletcher08 Yo, a lil' help here!?
You mean a blue spy
I kinda died inside when Squirtle said he didn’t want to be forgotten as Gamefreak doesn’t want to acknowledge any previous starter other than Charizard. 🥺
Both Squirtle and Bulbasaur getting a g-max for dlc
@super Sparky No one cares about Bulbasaur tho.
@@furiouspusher1756 u rite
@@furiouspusher1756 I may be a dumb charizard-ite who is part of the problem, but Bulbasaur is still better than squirtle. Never got why people liked squirtle and his evolution line, it's prob the least creative between the idea of charmander at the time with it's tail flame that keeps it alive, and bulbasaur who goes through plant growth through his evolutions. Squirtle starts out looking promising with wartortle, and then devolves into bigger squirtle with canons. big woop.
Tara Burris I used to like blastoise. But then I don’t really like it design anymore. I prefer venusaur than a giant tortoise with cannons and a lizard that dies from pebbles
Think about it sobbles first and second evolution is depressed and his third evolution he gets a move called snipe shot, I think sobble had enough
It’s final evolution is like it said is a reminder to tell you that you can be anything you want but than again you can’t be a person that shoots bullets out the finger but it showed that sobble wanted to be a pokemon that can shoot water out of his fingertips
Sobble is big mood because if he lets out his depression, it becomes contagious.
I'm noticing a lack of an English accent on the Galarian pokemon that evolves into James Bond
Sobbles dex number is 007,you can check it out
@@atommidas2002 what does that have to do with it?
@@Slimmest_of_Sillies its the james bond number
Pretty sure it'd be Daniel Craig James Bond, Not the legendary Sean Connery James Bond.
Depressed lizard who eventually gets a gun
add in a school of fish and we have ourselves a story
Is that a plot of Joker?
@@Droopsnooot i literally spat out what i was drinking ha. ahhh...... were all going to hell lol
Depressed lizard who *IS* the gun.
For his neutral special.
0:45 Lol this aged badly with Inteleon's sniper tower...
Sobble: My evolution charts a journey and yours is an evolution based on war.
Also Sobble: Signature Move: Snipe Shot
i like how sobble’s totally cool about everything
For once
Scorbunny evolution tree: I like running, kicking, and soccer/football
Grooky evolution tree: drums are fun
Sobble evolution tree: crying and shooting people up
Omg that fk up you just say about sobble and at the same time true he do look like he or she will do that kinda thing if left alone by he or she self to the point they got bully to much that draw he or she self to do and men this a dark ass comment I made that I think up holy shit
@@demonluck999 well...inteleon's unique attack is shooting a water bullet from his hand in the shape of a gun
Sobble is the representation of a meme.
1st-Depression
2nd-Denial
3-Acceptance
Ah... I...shit you're right
@@demonluck999 R u good?
The story of grookey is better
Grookey: a stick
Thwackey: two sticks
Rillaboom: two stick and a drum
Back in gen 1
There are no spoons
There is 1 spoon
There are 2 spoons
There are 6 spoons
Abra line with mega evolution later on
@@thetw1stedfate and then it mega evolves, it becomes *5*
INTELEON IS BASED ON JAMES BOND GROOKEY IS A STUPID DRUMMER
Pls stop flaming me cuz it’s my opinion
Joaquim Pereira are you insulting the holy super sayian three drummer known as rillaboom
Sceptilewolf7 but who’s better James Bond or a drummer
Sobble: You become an instrument of war.
Also Sobble: Gmaxes into a snipers nest with a sniper rifle
What is the name is this game
"free healthcare"
*laughs in america*
Correction
Cries in america
In this case, *Unova*
Oh my god,that joke is so totally funny even after the 100th time i've heard of it
yeah that aspect of life sucks here
This would be true if sobble didnt evolve into blue randle
I didn't come up with it. I heard alpharad call it that, and its 100% true
@@tyler9425 just take credit.
Vector from despicable me but blue and no bowl cut
*What made you think i'd become anything else Sullivan?!*
*And don't you worry, i'll take good care of the trainer!*
More sassy lizzard
can we appreciate how much effort went into this video
the sprites look so god damn good and theres also a somewhat 8bit arrange of the wild battle theme, gotta say this is probably one of dorklys best looking pokemon videos yet
Sobble is literally the quiet kid and then evolves into an adult who can shoot... Just like one.
Froakie is my favorite because he turned into Greninja. Who doesn't like a ninja frog?
People whole like spy lizards more
Someone who doesn't like frogs and are an anti-weeb American
2nd one might not make sense tho
I prefer Ninja Turtles.
I play greninja all the time in smash bros
Ninjas in Pokemon are cool.
>meanwhile squirtles mind<
“Did this little lizard shit roll his eyes at me?”
people only say "ok boomer" but have anyone said "are you ok boomer?"
Noose.
old meme.
Are you okay boomer
BUSTER WOLF!!!!!!!!
Has*
"Giant turtles that can shoot with the cannons out of it's back!"
Also Blastoise: *face gun*
Squirtle: *fights Sobble*
Also Squirtle: *doesn't exist in Sword and Shield yet*
Me: wait, that's illegal
TRIGGERED
The pokemon rom hacking scene does some good work.
Actually, Squirtle is in game, but he's not avalible in game until pokemon home
"You were trying to cross the border, right? Same as us, and that thief over there"
Remove the yet.
Them: “Sobble’s evolutionary lineup charts an emotional journey that I can personally relate to”
Me: (Marge voice) “I dunno, I just think he’s neat”
Me: (also Marge voice) it's true, but he still shouldn't say it
true
I never thought of sobble's evolution as a journey of overcoming depression and anxiety.
I just want detailed information on all starter evolution's journey now. Like do game freak overdo each starters back story over doing good looking trees.
firey fire dude nobody cares about the tree bullshit, that’s just all the idiot dexers have left since sword and shield is a success and they failed on their cringe worthy hash tags
@@shockwavesyndrome6433 My OuTrAgE Is JuStIfIeD
Because it isn't.
@@shockwavesyndrome6433 you sound salty.
Everything sobble said goes through no one's mind when playing
"Squirtle uses gossip!"
"Sobble uses Mr.Nice Guy!"
"sobble uses OK BOOMER"
Honey the dragon cub “it pisses squirtle off”
Squirtle: says depressed joke
Sobble: genwunner
No amount of flex seal can fix that
1:35 It sounds like Squirtle is trying to make it sound like Sobbles full of technology that Squirtle never had then he just remembered that he had it to.
Squirtle: You're a lazy design.
Also Squirtle: Litrally just a turtle with a tail.
Turtles already have tails
Inteleon is pretty much just the finger guns thing but taken literally.
Basically what kids see
when gigantamaxed, it gets a sniper platform, and a harpoon for a sniper rifle
This is inaccurate, Sobble would be crying more.
Maybe that’s the whole joke.
That’s like the idea of Helluva Boss with the Overworld Hospital Workers having opposite voices and what not.
Post-game rematch: *A baddass gun fight*
Blastoise is a tank with TWO cannons, I think my boy's got this
Mega Evolution?
Wait, thats illegal!
Sobble has a point.
Inteleon is great.
Drizzile is cute, I love his walk during Pokémon camp.
In Squirtles generation they didnt get free healthcare after every third battle
Ive not played since.... ages... what do you mean every three battle?
@@TherealTenmanI caves
yup, back in my day we had to go the pokecenters ourselves
TherealTenman you get healed a lot in sword and shield, like by your rivals, and npcs. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. it’s usually before or after a battle
@@captain_swaggin4065 The only time I had a problem with it is when I got healed during the "elite 4" battle. I was expecting I had to do it in one shot like before. I guess this area works differently than other areas.
The sobbles evolution literally just turns him into an edgey sniper it's no different than a cannon turtle both instruments of war. Actually why are so many of the water type starters instruments of war. we've cannons, samurai sword, ninja and sniper.
and fire is just a bunch of people who play sports
Squirtle: WeLl iN mY GeNeRaTiOn
Sobble: Ok boomer
Ok GenWunner
@@baimhakani ok GenFiver
@@noobo569 Ok GenXer
...b..but i like all the generations....what am i?
@@inglasaralegui2073 A filth of Society itself
Everyone knows that mudkip is best because his final form shits on every other Pokemon (Especially the mega)
Wellllllllll except grass. Grass shits on him. Betcha a Turtwig could beat him🤣 the battle world go like this.....
Swampert use Muddy Water....... assuming Turtwig survives.
Turtwig use Razer leaf.
Swampert guess I'll die then being 4x weak🤣
@@jacobhope3635 ummm first evolution of a starter going to beat a final evolution of a starter, type effectiveness dose that really matter at that point unless if your talking about torterra “then you just say torterra and not turtwig”
@@nosks_stopmotions no ik what I said lol a Turtwig could beat a final Evo lol lots of starters could if you train them properly. Now in the anime your right type advantage doesn't really matter as we see a freaking Pikachu beat the shit outta Legandairs. Buttttt game wise and Swampert being 4x weak to grass I'm sure a Turtwig could beat it. Again ( if Trained )
Sobble: I'm the perfect starter
Froakie: *NO*
Actually yes
Turtwig: you spelt my name wrong
Charmander, Totodile and Torchic: Shut up, Froakie!
Popplio: Hoes mad
@@nezarredondo6101 *goes
Squirtle out here roasting wobble for having a lazy design when he’s just a blue turtle
True, but he was right about the cannons. I choose him when i first played because i saw is final evolution. Plus swords and shield final evolutions for there starters dont look as badass as Blastoise. (plus his mega is FUCKEN DOPE)
Bishop Rorabaugh true
W o b b l e
@@bishop716 intellion g max=sniper rifle
Nin10 Jake sobble
Squirtle: Back in my day-
Sobble: Okay boomer.
Ok zoomer
@@alina8014 Okay Doomer
@@feralchangeling97 ok coomer
Rafael Mauricio king nappy. Is that you?
@Rafael Mauricio ok You_win
"Sobble used depressing logic!"
"Its super effective!"
Squirtle: You're full of yourself!
Sobble: OK BOOMER.
Im with the meme but its supposed to be used against old people who are wrong. Not a level 10 who has a point of opinion.
Tank, dragon and .... hentai mosnter.
Gen one starters all day.
🤣🤣
@@TherealTenmanI "old people who are wrong"
More like, old people who thinks they are always right, that young people opinion isn't worth shit, and always complain like :
"Back in my days, life was so much better. My generation is the best, and the ones after mine are the worst"
@@Shuyin781 So. The truth.
Most genwunners , if you think about it , is a boomer .
Sobble: we are in an era of endless conflict
Literally every decade before 2000: am I joke to you?
if anything we had more conflict before the 2000s.. lol
I get the joke you're trying to make, but an Era can be more than a decade, in fact it almost always is, usually Era's span (at least to my knowledge may be flawed) 50 years or more, for sure a century (The Sengoku Jidai period/era for example, a time of constant war and upheaval in Japan), and vary region to region on what the defined "Eras" are based on local historical events and rulers
@@rabitwarior2 It still applies, though. This is most peaceful era in human history. That doesn't mean is peaceful, is just the best we've ever gotten
He's cool until his middle evolution cuts it's veins
LMAO
Who is
Sobble evolves into something near human-like.
And gets held captive for slavory even though it looks like one...
Every else aside, the Sobble sprite animation looks so nice, also oddly enough the voice fits.
*a smug-smile Sobble*
Me: Wait, that's illegal!
"Anyone playing pokemon now is depressed as sh*t"
I- I feel so attacked ._.
Same
Never before have i been so offended by something I agree with
you know they're kinda complementary, we have a giant tank turtle with canons on his back and a cool spy lizard sniper, they have different but complementary roles on the field of battle