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Комментарии • 3,2 тыс.

  • @BrobatGaming
    @BrobatGaming 6 лет назад +3973

    The Napoleonic Wars were fought because Napoleon stole the British tv remote and that was just one step too far.

    • @owenm734
      @owenm734 6 лет назад +105

      NEO TOKYO one does not simply remove my ability to watch television without dire consequences

    • @DerPlusquamperfekt
      @DerPlusquamperfekt 6 лет назад +101

      NEO TOKYO I thought the wars started because Napoleon invented Emojis

    • @akioji8551
      @akioji8551 6 лет назад +15

      NEO TOKYO they didn't have a licence either

    • @nuclearknex6426
      @nuclearknex6426 6 лет назад +45

      You clearly are uneducated about the napoleon war, so I feel it is my duty as a U.S. citizen to inform you. The war was caused because of Napoleon’s invention; the emoji. You degenerate, I bet you didn’t know that bush OR Osama Bin Ladin didn’t attack the twin towers on November 11th 2001, but it was actually Mr.T. America’s future generations will never be the same with uneducated primates and liberals like you running around, eating the bugs off of each others fur. You disgust me. (This is a joke bru, not actually sneak dissin)

    • @foughtstatue1023
      @foughtstatue1023 6 лет назад +30

      Actually, there were multiple battles. The war was started because Napoleon invented Emojis, but the battle of the TV was fought over a stolen TV remote

  • @hippity1078
    @hippity1078 6 лет назад +2355

    “Slide to the left” *moves right*

    • @ronaldtheant
      @ronaldtheant 6 лет назад

      froggy ?? When?

    • @hippity1078
      @hippity1078 6 лет назад +5

      Ronald The Ant when they jamming to cha cha slide

    • @AshContraMundum
      @AshContraMundum 6 лет назад +2

      froggy you must feel really embarrassed right now.

    • @Hond-od1lc
      @Hond-od1lc 6 лет назад

      TRRIGERD

    • @Mr.Emu.-
      @Mr.Emu.- 6 лет назад

      sydney is bae?
      I agree

  • @rhyswatkins7545
    @rhyswatkins7545 5 лет назад +1083

    "I wish to learn about jobseeker's allowance!" - French defector upon surrendering to British troops shortly before his platoon is massacred, 1790s.
    (7:10)

    • @malkbottomtext7589
      @malkbottomtext7589 4 года назад +6

      Treaty of versides wasn’t invented then soooo

    • @ludvighauger5044
      @ludvighauger5044 4 года назад +1

      Hamburger Ye Versailles
      Also it was the Geneva convention that talked about war crimes

    • @jelleh7379
      @jelleh7379 4 года назад +1

      Colorized

    • @elgenerico5453
      @elgenerico5453 4 года назад +3

      And from that moment, the French grew a temperance towards socialism and following ideals

    • @Djzommer1
      @Djzommer1 3 года назад +1

      @@ludvighauger5044 geneva convention more like geneva suggestion

  • @wheresmyeyebrow1608
    @wheresmyeyebrow1608 6 лет назад +242

    "Why are you sad?"
    "Cause I'm from Wales"
    We all know that feel.

  • @hydro5780
    @hydro5780 6 лет назад +965

    Battle Field 5 is looking good

  • @FlightSimXtreem
    @FlightSimXtreem 6 лет назад +944

    10:47 a golden comedian british accent, love that guy

  • @TheEret
    @TheEret 6 лет назад +783

    Does this means that factories are the biggest vapes?

    • @Jameskii
      @Jameskii  6 лет назад +61

      asking the important questions

    • @joeb3505
      @joeb3505 6 лет назад +2

      I guess it depends on the size of the spaceships.

    • @Fluffytree03
      @Fluffytree03 6 лет назад

      Nuclear reactors are actually.

    • @joeb3505
      @joeb3505 6 лет назад +4

      Technically, you're thinking of the cooling tower, not the reactor itself.

    • @joeb3505
      @joeb3505 6 лет назад +1

      I'll leave now

  • @xuruu5644
    @xuruu5644 6 лет назад +1310

    0:43 the sync got me

  • @mentelgenvideos4624
    @mentelgenvideos4624 6 лет назад +916

    4:53 The horrors of war.

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 5 лет назад +5

      Everybody clap their hands

    • @indrektapalt3252
      @indrektapalt3252 4 года назад +6

      Me and the boys chilling in our trench when the Huns start raining artillery fire on us

    • @Bikerbryan22
      @Bikerbryan22 4 года назад +3

      T H E Y KILLED H I M

    • @geraldyeager7652
      @geraldyeager7652 3 года назад +1

      But the accuracy though

  • @exseque21
    @exseque21 6 лет назад +647

    4:10 rare Pre battle footage of British training

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +1475

    This is -America- Harmonica

    • @fykz489
      @fykz489 6 лет назад +13

      why u exist

    • @ThatOneFriendlyDude
      @ThatOneFriendlyDude 6 лет назад +15

      Justin Y.
      Five minutes ago.
      I’m getting closer to beating you to a video.

    • @c8llie
      @c8llie 6 лет назад +4

      LucasDaPlayer the one with the flamingo profile picture

    • @casperd2100
      @casperd2100 6 лет назад +15

      Come back with funnier phrases next time, Justin, and people will like your comments, not bots.

    • @dankestclout851
      @dankestclout851 6 лет назад +1

      LucasDaPlayer roblox is lit right

  • @glarite6700
    @glarite6700 4 года назад +704

    "Sir, how did the war start?"
    "Well, the British were having an open party when the French blasted the DJ with a civil war cannon, Jimmy"

    • @kossakken
      @kossakken 4 года назад +8

      Only a few seconds earlier "Don't worry about the cannon fire." xD

  • @Magnus30250
    @Magnus30250 6 лет назад +80

    4:52 Napoleon: "I want every gun we have to fire on that man" 1812 recolorised

  • @Falter007
    @Falter007 6 лет назад +1838

    Legend says the French still have the remote.

    • @Chaosdwarft
      @Chaosdwarft 6 лет назад +17

      I heard they hid it inside a camembert!

    • @outrageousgamer315
      @outrageousgamer315 5 лет назад +7

      Legend has it, the French are still running

    • @huguesisabel4438
      @huguesisabel4438 5 лет назад +12

      Am French, can confirm

    • @DivingHawker
      @DivingHawker 5 лет назад +11

      You cannot stop us, Englishmen! Oui have ze remote!

    • @monoi6220
      @monoi6220 5 лет назад +13

      C’est Laink et Terra qui ont la télécommande

  • @RiskyFeat
    @RiskyFeat 6 лет назад +529

    4:54 "THIS MEANS WAR!!"

    • @slavskeleton1503
      @slavskeleton1503 5 лет назад +18

      Risky Feat French Soldiers: OH SHIT!! FALL BACK!

    • @JellicleCatz
      @JellicleCatz 5 лет назад +6

      Risky Feat
      And there’s where the real war began

    • @deyash4602
      @deyash4602 3 года назад

      I would loose it if they all decided to attack the person who shot them without discussing it

    • @RiskyFeat
      @RiskyFeat 3 года назад

      @@deyash4602 lol, would be funny!

    • @deyash4602
      @deyash4602 3 года назад

      @@RiskyFeat damn that was quick for a 2 year old comment

  • @Sailboat_
    @Sailboat_ 5 лет назад +270

    4:55 artillery officer: lmao I just killed their bard
    5:00 artillery officer: why do I hear boss music

    • @OkthenBi
      @OkthenBi 3 года назад +25

      *You have angered the horde*

    • @princeCustos324
      @princeCustos324 3 года назад +7

      @@OkthenBi *r u n*

    • @gram.
      @gram. 2 года назад +1

      haha thanos amogus sus entered that chat wants to know your location understandable have a nice day goes brr

  • @DarkNaomi
    @DarkNaomi 4 года назад +284

    2:00 - Electric Six - Gay Bar
    9:36 - La Caution - Thé à la Menthe Instrumental

  • @Cryptalotl
    @Cryptalotl 6 лет назад +72

    Famous last words: "This is not a harmonica"

  • @VesperLilly
    @VesperLilly 5 лет назад +65

    6:15 that's one powerful slam...

  • @flyingfire88
    @flyingfire88 6 лет назад +122

    6:17
    "What's so special about that fort?"
    "They have Wi-Fi"
    "Let's go boys!"

  • @hqcommon8927
    @hqcommon8927 6 лет назад +253

    10:58 is godly

  • @leopaulnetwork
    @leopaulnetwork 6 лет назад +462

    9:36 British soldiers playing "Thé à la Menthe"
    Again a treason of Cpt.Brexit

    • @gweek4170
      @gweek4170 6 лет назад +25

      Admin, I think they are doing it sideways

    • @leopaulnetwork
      @leopaulnetwork 6 лет назад +34

      THAT CPT.BREXIT IS BUNNYHOPPING ALL THE WAY THROUGH IVY OUT MIDDLE AND THROUGH OUR CONNECTOR LIKE A SPEED DEMON

    • @SpeedoIPL
      @SpeedoIPL 6 лет назад +26

      he taunt

    • @Lxuu0001
      @Lxuu0001 6 лет назад +5

      Léo-Paul why do people like him buy an imersive 19th century warfare simulator?

    • @ElmoIzMeh
      @ElmoIzMeh 6 лет назад

      .Repoting

  • @idelg3879
    @idelg3879 6 лет назад +383

    Jameskii: What's so special about that fort?
    Random Guy: They have WiFi.
    Jameskii: LET'S GO BOYS!!

    • @Mr_Jumbles
      @Mr_Jumbles 6 лет назад +3

      You're really good at repeating jokes that I just heard

    • @raccoonchild
      @raccoonchild 6 лет назад +2

      Ryutekken: It's called picking out your favorite moments for your own pleasure you airhead

  • @sgt.canuck783
    @sgt.canuck783 5 лет назад +196

    "LEFT FOOT LET STO-" *Gets slammed by cannon ball* 4:52

  • @harryd5866
    @harryd5866 6 лет назад +35

    4:54 The queen's greatest tragedy

  • @aryaprameisa
    @aryaprameisa 6 лет назад +206

    "this is not a harmonica"
    *top ten last words before death*

    • @MartianV2GG
      @MartianV2GG 6 лет назад

      Ye

    • @SilverLining1
      @SilverLining1 6 лет назад +1

      this is harmonica

    • @johnlorenpelayo
      @johnlorenpelayo 6 лет назад +2

      0:02 this is not a harmonica
      0:05 last words are this is not a harmonica

    • @officialrhysand
      @officialrhysand 6 лет назад +3

      “Yo, can someone help me? I think this is the two-man vape.”

  • @Unknown0YT0
    @Unknown0YT0 4 года назад +37

    5:15 - "30 people & he's the only one who got shot."
    4:41 - Someone literally said "I just got shot."

  • @thatguynamedeugene9595
    @thatguynamedeugene9595 6 лет назад +64

    *100% accurate history*

  • @SuperDreadnaut
    @SuperDreadnaut 5 лет назад +55

    7:39 "You know what? I dont like the Scottish in here" LMAO

    • @renzo00
      @renzo00 3 года назад

      SCOTLAND FOREVER

  • @dedweight8292
    @dedweight8292 6 лет назад +58

    So _this_ is why we lost the revolutionary war

    • @alan9911
      @alan9911 6 лет назад

      but *this* is the napoleonic wars, not the american war.

    • @dedweight8292
      @dedweight8292 6 лет назад +7

      Alan Yankees, Frogs, I mean they’re both on the same intelligence level.

    • @notisac3149
      @notisac3149 6 лет назад +1

      The Gaming Headquarters, as a yank, it seems like our collective level of intelligence is going lower every day.

  • @ph_ra
    @ph_ra 6 лет назад +262

    *walks underwater*
    "I CAN'T SWIM"

  • @Gunslinger-0907
    @Gunslinger-0907 6 лет назад +155

    "This is not a harmonica!" *everyone just dies*

    • @evieinfinite
      @evieinfinite 6 лет назад +2

      Raven no shush, you didn't see shit.

  • @ymir8599
    @ymir8599 6 лет назад +32

    This is how you win wars

  • @randomslav1548
    @randomslav1548 5 лет назад +63

    This game...is the definition of the internet.

  • @harryd5866
    @harryd5866 6 лет назад +105

    I remember the Old British Anthem
    "Y M C A"
    god save the queen

  • @ธีรภัทร์เรืองจําเนียร

    6:15 *pillar men theme song start playing

  • @Nugcon
    @Nugcon 6 лет назад +265

    Battlefield V lookin good...

    • @johnbacon4997
      @johnbacon4997 6 лет назад +9

      The NuggetBacon all we need are female amputee snipers

    • @MartianV2GG
      @MartianV2GG 6 лет назад +1

      John Bacon ye

    • @Kingdisco5005
      @Kingdisco5005 6 лет назад

      tHis Is nOt wOlrD wAr tWo

  • @EpicTeachingOfHistory
    @EpicTeachingOfHistory 6 лет назад +368

    2:15 im dying hahahaha

    • @Sniff86245
      @Sniff86245 6 лет назад

      WHAT DO I NEED TO SEARCH UP ON YT TO LISTEN

    • @Vivi_Strike
      @Vivi_Strike 6 лет назад +14

      Rip guy falling down the mast

    • @AO_Sito
      @AO_Sito 6 лет назад

      SomeDERPYBOSS moaning

    • @Fossoyeur57
      @Fossoyeur57 6 лет назад +1

      Epic Teaching of the History RaAak! :o

    • @hi-calammo4509
      @hi-calammo4509 6 лет назад +1

      SomeDERPYBOSS he's a pirate- hans zimmer

  • @JustWowNick
    @JustWowNick 5 лет назад +32

    “I tortured the French for it...”
    “For a TV remote?”
    “I tickled them with the feather on my hat.”

  • @YangKaruna
    @YangKaruna 6 лет назад +105

    *Historically Accurate*

  • @ethan7112
    @ethan7112 6 лет назад +132

    4:50 the assassination of Abraham Lincoln colourised

  • @Mr.Liam.
    @Mr.Liam. 4 года назад +67

    I feel this game is where true gamers lie. Original unscripted comedy with a great foundation to experiment 🤣😂

  • @_s_9920
    @_s_9920 6 лет назад +32

    "Brexit battalion liberates EU memberstate, France, lead by patriotic national anthems" *-2019, colourised.*

  • @TheNecrOblivion
    @TheNecrOblivion 6 лет назад +56

    Thumbs up for the overboosted Pirates of the Caribbean music.

  • @kereal9052
    @kereal9052 6 лет назад +32

    whenever the outro plays i get emotional cause i know the video ended and i wanted more

  • @damiii5950
    @damiii5950 6 лет назад +219

    *literely new vr chat*

  • @Iris_n_Parti
    @Iris_n_Parti 4 года назад +10

    You're under attack: Panic
    The musician is playing Cha Cha Slide: Calm
    Enemy artillery kills the musician: *P A N I C*

  • @CherrygroveCity
    @CherrygroveCity 6 лет назад +173

    This is harmonica, British be blowin up.

  • @daniela415
    @daniela415 6 лет назад +11

    4:53 the snipe of the century

  • @homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971
    @homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971 2 года назад +1

    That guy at 7:40 "I don't like the Scottish."
    He was the most true Englishman of them all.

  • @enidarian
    @enidarian 6 лет назад +33

    "Because I'm from wales" 5:44 OI

  • @davidd4047
    @davidd4047 6 лет назад +280

    This is not a harmonica
    0:05 *THIS IS AMERICA*

  • @samgreening7450
    @samgreening7450 5 лет назад +21

    Nobody:
    Entire British Army: We need the remote, the french took it

  • @cidjo3525
    @cidjo3525 6 лет назад +112

    *Napoleon created the emoji movie*

    • @attrition71
      @attrition71 6 лет назад +2

      that short fuck.....

    • @gamer65688
      @gamer65688 6 лет назад

      Joshua Day the Egyptian gods were the Original Emojis

  • @aaquaaz
    @aaquaaz 6 лет назад +173

    *why do you look so sad* ‘cuz im from wales’ Had me in tears. 5:45. Wtf

  • @garciaravendavidp.8942
    @garciaravendavidp.8942 5 лет назад +17

    French: I have the remote
    British: THIS MEANS WAR!

  • @Alex-if1hc
    @Alex-if1hc 6 лет назад +19

    0:04 Guy from our regiment :)

  • @baguettethebread5568
    @baguettethebread5568 6 лет назад +105

    VIVE LA FRANCE!!!!
    P.S
    We still have the remote control.

  • @pa-zue4335
    @pa-zue4335 6 лет назад +108

    Copyright claimed yet ?
    Edit: demonitized yet ?

  • @nikkob1252
    @nikkob1252 4 года назад +7

    I’ll never forget the last words that came out of my captain’s mouth. “Left foot left stomp.” To this day the Cha Cha Slide still brings a tear to my eye

  • @amymglick
    @amymglick 5 лет назад +3

    5:07 I think the neighbors got tired of the DJ and shot him

  • @christianbalos8609
    @christianbalos8609 2 года назад +2

    5:00 then french are like where the fuck is the british Lmaooooo

  • @elloboys342
    @elloboys342 6 лет назад +6

    "cpt.brexit"
    A hero to the brits

  • @slavtanker9596
    @slavtanker9596 2 года назад +1

    "Why do you all look deppresed?"
    "Because I'm from Wales."

  • @KurohyoShinso
    @KurohyoShinso 6 лет назад +16

    So this is the game that one “War of Colony” mobile game took to use in their ads.

    • @alan9911
      @alan9911 6 лет назад +7

      they took lots of other games' footage aswell, but theres nothing the devs can do about it because war of colony is based in asia so they dont abide by our laws.

    • @jackdivito4472
      @jackdivito4472 6 лет назад

      What game is THIS one called?

    • @alan9911
      @alan9911 6 лет назад

      Jack Divito Holdfast: Nations at war

  • @lunar6156
    @lunar6156 3 года назад +2

    4:55 Kills musician
    *YOU HAVE ALERTED THE HORDE.*

  • @Pasloe.
    @Pasloe. 6 лет назад +87

    Fortnite had a weird new update

  • @ImNotDew
    @ImNotDew 3 года назад +5

    Paul Revere never shouted "The British are coming!" he shouted " Y M C A "

  • @corennet.6776
    @corennet.6776 6 лет назад +18

    "Captain Brexit"
    perfect

  • @jesperherlenius2879
    @jesperherlenius2879 6 лет назад +7

    When you cant swim but you can walk under water

    • @kebabrat
      @kebabrat 6 лет назад +1

      Jesper Herlenius *under

  • @instantrameninstructions656
    @instantrameninstructions656 3 года назад +3

    As a former member of the Brazilian community, I can pretty say that this moment, in particular, is very accurate ( 3:08 )

  • @hyeri2429
    @hyeri2429 6 лет назад +92

    This is not a
    *H A R M O N I C A*
    Illusion 100

  • @dub.168
    @dub.168 6 лет назад +33

    I wonder what the British are up too

    • @owenm734
      @owenm734 6 лет назад +10

      Literally making tea and watching this video

    • @swahi2702
      @swahi2702 6 лет назад +1

      We are doing *BREXIT*

    • @rifqi2733
      @rifqi2733 6 лет назад +1

      Eating crumpets

    • @Riku-Leela
      @Riku-Leela 6 лет назад

      Nothin much just wanking

    • @Meowcat-15
      @Meowcat-15 6 лет назад

      Watching youtube videos

  • @VIKING-VIKING-VIKING
    @VIKING-VIKING-VIKING 6 лет назад +42

    11:01 Don't let your vapes overheat kids!

    • @V_SABITRON
      @V_SABITRON 6 лет назад +2

      wanna go vape dude
      we're gonna get fucking blasted man
      *vape explodes*

  • @meart7838
    @meart7838 6 лет назад +7

    very *I M M E R S I V E*

  • @Not_Pie
    @Not_Pie 6 лет назад +7

    "The greatest Empire in History"

  • @Dy1an.k
    @Dy1an.k 3 года назад +1

    "Why do you look so sad"
    "Because im welsh"
    M8 i would be too

  • @csomorrichard6182
    @csomorrichard6182 3 года назад

    Imagine shooting a cannon ball in the middle of a plain field between what looks like around 30-40 people in close proximity to each other and getting one kill out of it...

  • @cloud-wr1hs
    @cloud-wr1hs 6 лет назад +10

    So the war started because the french took the remote from the british? Pretty accurate.

  • @s-s-snake145
    @s-s-snake145 5 лет назад +6

    *Charges with a flag*
    *Another person starts charging with a flag*
    James: “I don’t think that is a good idea”

  • @connorjeffrey2120
    @connorjeffrey2120 2 года назад

    Ngl that cha cha real smooth brought back some traumatising memories

  • @littlemissduck0579
    @littlemissduck0579 6 лет назад +91

    We need a part 2

  • @Wanking_wanker
    @Wanking_wanker 4 года назад +2

    “This is not a harmonica”
    **everyone dies**

  • @Thoughtless427
    @Thoughtless427 5 лет назад +3

    ZF, Anomaly AND Jameski. My day has been complete.

  • @hak-en-slash4636
    @hak-en-slash4636 2 года назад

    Ok but the perfect snipe of the guy playing the cha ha slide was golden

  • @PezzDunn
    @PezzDunn 6 лет назад +66

    Jameskii is the best

  • @_s_9920
    @_s_9920 4 года назад +1

    Imagine expecting two biggest rival empires for hundreds of years to get along when they're seperated by 20 miles of water.

  • @or3enka238
    @or3enka238 3 года назад +1

    "This is not a harmonica?"
    **B A N G**
    "This is Harmonica. Don't catch you slippin' now."

  • @cynicalgarbage5811
    @cynicalgarbage5811 6 лет назад +2

    "Jamskii joins the British army"
    *the always sunny theme plays*

  • @aaquaaz
    @aaquaaz 6 лет назад +3

    5:44 i actually cried XD. *why do you all look sad ‘cuz im from wales’ XD

  • @unifier308
    @unifier308 5 лет назад +2

    Legend says Jameskii still hates the top fashion of the 19th century

  • @pathfindersavant3988
    @pathfindersavant3988 6 лет назад +15

    And this children is why America was able to defeat the British during the Revolutionary War, and why the Brits had to depend of Canada for the War of 1812.
    That's all for today. Remember to read your textbook, the quiz on Chapter 12 is next Tuesday.

  • @Alex-ts8kn
    @Alex-ts8kn 6 лет назад +4

    the shot heard round the world killed cpt. brexit

  • @tytoalbasoren9457
    @tytoalbasoren9457 3 года назад +1

    1:39
    Player: "I have reverse scoliosis."
    Me: "Is called lordosis"

  • @mr.probable1236
    @mr.probable1236 6 лет назад +44

    I’m sorry James, but the most immersive 19th century simulator is Roblox.

  • @oneyeet
    @oneyeet 6 лет назад +22

    2:00 what song is that my man.

    • @anm8001
      @anm8001 6 лет назад +2

      Electric six - Gay bar

    • @Jack-gp1ng
      @Jack-gp1ng 6 лет назад +1

      Gay bar

    • @GoatMen
      @GoatMen 6 лет назад

      Darude Sandstorm.

    • @jimrussle1693
      @jimrussle1693 6 лет назад +7

      Electromagnetic Seven - Homosexual Tavern

    • @N55_R_55G
      @N55_R_55G 6 лет назад

      TAD master 720p60 60 fps gameplay.

  • @kurtberliner7049
    @kurtberliner7049 6 лет назад

    We need more of Holdfast. I fucking love this game and the community.

  • @njr_3364
    @njr_3364 6 лет назад +13

    New Battlefield Looks Great👍

  • @yaboijoker6247
    @yaboijoker6247 6 лет назад +166

    Notifacian sqaud

  • @mexaaz5489
    @mexaaz5489 5 лет назад +1

    9:36 nice phoon reference haha