when he said "I'm a successful business man, and I've made over 1 million dollars in a hour. How you ask?" a free v-bucks ad pops up and says "get 1000 v-bucks for free, all you need is a couple of cards"
me, watching this one year ago: "wow, that must be a lot of money for gmod" me, now playing gmod darkrp: "damn thats straight chump change right there"
Last time I played Dark Rp, I hired some prostitutes, made a club, and had almost the entire server dancing on a makeshift dance floor while Djs lit up the place. Then we got shot up
Wait I'm in the vid? I thought he recorded a different one! Lmao when he said to that guy "you can pet him" Jameskii left and the guy said "it has to be this way" he took out a shotgun and killed me
"I don't think it's that fucking.. complicated." *Admin turns towards the Red Alyx* _Cracks his knuckles and stares into Alyx's eyes_ *"So Why have an advice shop when you can't answer stuff?"* _Alyx Fucking dies_ That's how that small interaction went down in my head.
Jameskii: I think I should sell advice. *someone walks in* Also jameskii: I would like some advice on selling air for 49999$. Jameskii: you sure have come to the right place.
"This is a free market, we can put hits on them. But they can't cover RDMing up as a raid!" "Why not?" "Because they're killing our entire clan! And look, they took our shop after the server crashed." "It's a free market." Gottem
@@piotrkruczynski3311 basically its an air...air is an air that is air and it is useful for human because human needs air to breathe and air comes out with many types of air example, oxygen. Says the genius
That moment in life when you get upset because someone decides to be your competitors on a silly business in a videogame. Sense of humour? Can you buy that?
They were getting 20 and 40 dollars. How did they expect a good business? Jameskii atleast though of a reasonable price on DarkRP standards, and that is why he won.
The moment you realize that James just gave advice toeveryone that has watched this video in the last two years and that he will be expecting his payment soon in order to become a millionaire irl.
i remember watching the lorax in class and me made it 2/3 of the way through and someone snitched on the teacher for playing movies. society as a whole
You know, this reminds me heavily of SwaggerSouls' therapy stunt in Rust. I guess people are just in desperate need of advice these days. It's a good thing there are upstanding citizens like Jameskii here to show people the light!
45000 likes for wholesome siege 2
Jameskii yes plz
Jameskii Yeeeee boiiiii
Yes
woo
No u
“I think you need some advice from this guy”
The admin’s pretty amazing lmaooo
Hes the owner of the server
He's also a good friend of a guy called "Plexiate" who also do things on their server, and he lets them do a lot of funny shit
669 I can’t like this comment......
sorry did you sayed 'The admin's pretty amazing lmaooo' right? I wuld say lazy af
Jevil da GREATEST you are mad they made a bester advice shop than you
Admin: You could get some advice
*DESTRUCTION* *100*
ROFL u r gud @ dis SOI
Lil loli where's your profile pic from?
Himouto! Umaru-chan
"you could get some advice from this guy"
Heh Elder Scrolls meme
When the admin turns to the guy in the sit and says. " *Maybe You Should Get Some Advice* " I lost it.
wait LMAO when
wolfirik 3:56
Me too lol 🤣🤣
thanks king crimson very cool
That was actually the owner. Probably the best server on Gmod, staff are really chill.
"This is a mug"
>guy pulls out pistol, unloads entire clip.
*>misses*
Admin: [laughter]
You're one of the lucky few who seem to actually care outside of situations that need you to be accurate. Congrats!
weebles p a i n?
When your archer has 99% chance to hit and wiffs a double hit
so gmod is were people who can't do anything go?
Dan yes
Admin was dope lmfao.
A nice admin? That’s rare
yeah, cosmicnetworks admins are pretty fair. yesterday i had around 4 tickets that nobody answered, though
That was the owner
that was a amazing admin
He's actually really nice, having played that server for more than almost everyone playing rn. He's really fun
"Your not cheap, at all. You're like really expensive."
What a complement to the most successful businessman in Gmod.
How'd you misspell "you're" but then spell it correctly in the next sentence.
@@JustapErson IKR
These replies are so great
@@sadchild9478 I don't know about you, but misspelled jokes ruin the jokes for me.😂
@@JustapErsonsplit personality disorder
That is EXACTLY the kind of admin that should be administrating.
Not really. That "admin" is actually the owner. He litteraly banned a family of hobos for rping
@@MythosMagnet Perfect.
@@rod5943 yea normal gmod admins ig
most just ban without reason or warnings
@@MythosMagnet At least he doesn't ban for you know... having fun
James: Hey you wanna buy some Air?
Some Dude: *w h a t t h e f u c k i s a i r*
3:48 “i think you should get some advice from this guy”
Spoken like a true legend
SPEECH 100
Some heroes don't wear capes...
nah that was the owner he's hella corrupt
Troy Cory he’s not corrupt if he runs the best server
admins that honestly don't give a shit over DarkRP are the best ones.
This is illegal.... I'm calling an admin!
Eret,nope,not today boi
11 years old and already on the spectrum... gmod is a circus.
It’s a joke dumbass
"Stop, you violated the law, you need an advice"
Im calling JamesAdvice
The wolf of jameskii street
The Jameskii Of Wall Street
The fortnite of #1 victory royale
The Jameskii of Wallstreet
Since Jameskii used to have a wolf avatar
The Doge of Skii Street.
The jameskii of the alleyway
when the admin sides with Jameskii, you know everything is perfect
It's called *capitalism*
Capitalism
Stalin wants to know your location
Eva Lopes hey, don't tease me!
SilvyTheUnfunnyMeme wow bro your so smart just kidding shut the fuck up
I hate *you*
There’s only one business in the Galaxy that will get you this rich....
*AIR AND ADVICE*
Both Seem Empty.
Can't wait for them to be selling in bottles.
'course not. They get a lot of competition. So much so that Jameskii accidentally shot NootNoot.
yeah not saving some weird horse things
That's 2 businesses
The real the Lopez over here
That thirty grand in the bucket trick? Golden.
"Rule number one, never trust anybody."
actually rule 1 is Do not talk about /b/
no rule 1 is: break all the rules, except for rule 1
when he said "I'm a successful business man, and I've made over 1 million dollars in a hour. How you ask?"
a free v-bucks ad pops up and says "get 1000 v-bucks for free, all you need is a couple of cards"
me, watching this one year ago: "wow, that must be a lot of money for gmod"
me, now playing gmod darkrp: "damn thats straight chump change right there"
why is my bank account in the negatives
@Insomnia Blaze there's a serv where someone straight came to me, said "fuck you", stop, drop me 700.000.000 and then just continue on his way
@@jeanmarc9843 lose 700,000,000 speedrun
Good thing he didn't discover selling money.
Korpy Boo for double the price haha
*FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z*
.
bless you, he now has new buisness strategy for part 2
NOW HE DOES EHAT HAEV U SONE
_"No money no advice, not going to repeat it twice."_ *repeats
he repeats it once...
Yes but... oh goddamnit you know what he meant.
3:53 coolest admin
this is the shit I miss about gmod. This kinda RP is like 2013 gmod
yes
"This is a free market!"
*actively discourages competition and tries to get jameskii banned for participating in the free market*
???????
Crippling Depression that was a guy in the street, he heard the salty communist trying to get James in the shit
Last time I played Dark Rp, I hired some prostitutes, made a club, and had almost the entire server dancing on a makeshift dance floor while Djs lit up the place.
Then we got shot up
Elijah Mastin mate I need to do this
sounds fukin lit
Fricken Frick reminds me of the days when me and my friend would shoot up strip clubs in gta because we thought strip clubs were gross
That is why they call it DARK rp
Hotline Miami: The Beggining
This is just like a movie. A good ending with a sad scene and even a character death. Tons of conflicts but still managing to succeed.
James: Wanna buy some air?
Guy: Wtf is air
James:Lol
Guy: *dies*
severe lack of knowledge has come to this point
How did I get 104 likes??
I'm going to start a rival company selling Air²
Air 2 or air squared?
Puppetman64 BOTH
Julie: Can we copystrike Eret?
O2 2!
i will sell air3
Someone: so what's the company's name?
Jameskii: *EA*
Capitalism is really stepping up to its next level huh
poptart it's a free market!
Rip noot noot
*2016-2018*
*one like*
*One strip*
Wait I'm in the vid? I thought he recorded a different one! Lmao when he said to that guy "you can pet him" Jameskii left and the guy said "it has to be this way" he took out a shotgun and killed me
It's the god himself
Noot noot :3
*noot noot has joined the server*
Me:HE HAS ARRIVED!
"I don't think it's that fucking.. complicated."
*Admin turns towards the Red Alyx*
_Cracks his knuckles and stares into Alyx's eyes_
*"So Why have an advice shop when you can't answer stuff?"*
_Alyx Fucking dies_
That's how that small interaction went down in my head.
I like how he has admins guarding him everywhere he goes
Jameskii: I think I should sell advice.
*someone walks in*
Also jameskii: I would like some advice on selling air for 49999$.
Jameskii: you sure have come to the right place.
The Danish wolf of wall Street
This comment is underrated af
no he is memeian
no he is sugondese
dansk huh?
*“W h a t t h e f u c k I s a i r?”*
14:31
"What the fuck is air?"
Top 10 questions science can't answer
"This is a free market, we can put hits on them. But they can't cover RDMing up as a raid!"
"Why not?"
"Because they're killing our entire clan! And look, they took our shop after the server crashed."
"It's a free market."
Gottem
@@piotrkruczynski3311 basically its an air...air is an air that is air and it is useful for human because human needs air to breathe and air comes out with many types of air example, oxygen.
Says the genius
A lie
I loved the dog stripper
edit: i don't remember saying this tf
Say that again out loud
But this time "slowly"
@@cryptcast5910 I just fucking lost it xD
PETA wants to know your location
Beestiality
@@esme4587 Peta can have a lapdance if he pays up.
I don't know if I can trust in a shop that has anime girls
Elzeta no
U can trust them if they're thicc
Kyle Carr it was awesome, you can't denied it
Elzeta are you Justin Y’s brother?
:(
"How many advices do you need?"
"...Uhm..."
"...."
"...."
"Want a free advice?"
"Yeah"
"Learn to think faster"
*OBLITERATES HEAD WITH GUN*
BecauseICan FATALITY
When
I
Succ
*"NEXT!"*
Hahah the admin joining in
The least autistic admins he's dealt with so far
"oh fuck im having a heart attack i couldnt take my healthcare"
*dies instantly*
Damn dog prostitution is rising in the charts
That moment in life when you get upset because someone decides to be your competitors on a silly business in a videogame. Sense of humour? Can you buy that?
They were getting 20 and 40 dollars. How did they expect a good business? Jameskii atleast though of a reasonable price on DarkRP standards, and that is why he won.
AlbertoBC7 I'm selling my sense of humor for 1million dollars (I have a very elite sense of humor)
#RipNootNoot
matthew_9 F
F
F
F
F
The moment you realize that James just gave advice toeveryone that has watched this video in the last two years and that he will be expecting his payment soon in order to become a millionaire irl.
The Art of the Deal 2, by Jameskii
Aww it's you
The Airt of the Deal 2
luke jones bester*
"Hey, wanna buy some of this air?"
*Merchantalism: 100*
Anthony Lindsay Speech : 100
Illusion: 100
"IT'S A FREE MARKET!"
“You can’t build in the streets”
He’a not in the streets. He in a alleyway.
When you sold air you should have gave them lays chips
Jraztic _ there's a hair on my screen
Electric Ripper you should wipe that off
Jraztic _ I tried 2 minutes to get that hair of my screen
I have seen you before but i don't remember
I'm using the black theme, hah
*I came for the doge stripper*
Chrisleaton I'm here
Chrisleaton who didn't?
I came from the Doge stripper
DOUBLE MEEEEEEAAAAANINGZZZZZZZZ
Chrisleaton we all did
I feel some influence I may have had here :)
Tfw not acknowledged :(
♫when you try your best and don't succeed♫
*small kos sign* sry plexiate you passed the kos sign
Plexiate for collaboration
Yay plexiate
“No money no advice I won’t ask twice” Jame-sama 2019
Better than O’hare Air
i remember watching the lorax in class and me made it 2/3 of the way through and someone snitched on the teacher for playing movies. society as a whole
Fandom is still living all these years and we can't even keep one single meme alive in one day without any fucking problems lmao
Yeah cuz O'hare air has oxigen
*No money, no advice*
*I am not gonna repeat twice*
That was actually a pretty good rhym.
"you can't be a weeaboo too"
This person is getting annoyed over a rank in a game older than most people who play the game.
Ttr ererrrtreeer was rrrorreerrrr remember rtrwytttrrporirtrttttr
T
@@Wintree_RBXdude a stroke in the comments
@@Wintree_RBX get better soon 🧎🏻♀️
@@Wintree_RBX get better soon 🧎♀️
"What the fuck is air?" Words of an absolute legend
"They took the whole *AUTISTIC SCREECHING*."
Jameskii becomes a successful business man 1933 *COLORIZED*
Brxndz Visuals Oops, it's 1936 again. Bad luck
Gewel ✔ ☢️
ok this is epic
games
StockiestLeech subscribe then
"Maybe you should get some advice."
*This Admin gets it.*
*No money no advice*
*But* *ice cream* *is* *nice*
Would you like it for low price?
Jameskii release *ADVICE 2*
ariff iqbal Coming soon in cinemas in 2100
*W T F I S A I R ?*
mera savy
What *IS* air?
Air is a number of different gasses that compose the atmosphere.
X Woosh
“I need noot noot, im done” was hilarious
When jameskii has the support of the adims he becomes unstopable
Rest in Piece NootNoot
this is so sad, can we sell air for 50k?
I'll take 100x air
To have an adult voice you must.... *take male hormones*
nL- Rice oh yeah yeah
ItsTuni oh yeah yeah
the kid plays as an anime skin - weeb soy boy confirmed
Nightmare00988 haha.
Nightmare00988 you are cursed
"Sorry your microphone is too shit" that had me rolling on the floor lol
That *_I payed for my rank_* admin was the best admin I've ever seen on all of Gmod.
I love it when the mods side with Jameski.
2 second into the video and i already love gmod again...
2:34 Oh the anger that is coursing through the veins of that man
2:10 Thanos' work
*_S H U S H_*
Forfeit Bus ?
I ' D L I K E 2 A D V I S E P L E A S E
*A D V I S E G I V N*
advice*
@@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt /r/woooosh
woosh*
That well be 20 oofs
Bad Advice Shopkeeper: "Wait wha-"
*_Jameskii outro plays_*
This is how the megacorps like Weyland-Yutani came about.
Selling advice and air
I can't believe NootNoot is dead.
The art of the deal
the comment above you is literally *Thank you Jameskii, very cool!*
They: crushing
Jameskii: ItS fReE ReAl EStAtE
*makes advice shop*
*Destroys business*
SO I DECIDED TO OPEN UP MY ADVICE EMPIRE
*W H A T D O Y O U N E E D A D V I C E F O R?*
H O W T O G E T A N A D U L T V O I C E
WILLIAM PAUTZ
Sorry, that’s advice I can’t give
Y'all better hit the damn like button for nootnoot!! Nootnoot was a good dog, and a good stripper.
James: Hey wanna buy some Air?
Random: Wtf is Air???
LMFAO
idk what it is but hearing james say guard just like idek how to explain it i love it
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He 🅱️mod
🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️
Groch
Bmod?
Obunga and jameskii combine. What will you call the obomination/creation strait from god?
Xerox get out you don't understand the joke
Xerox I’ve Heard this joke like 100 times
I love how the admin plays along with him
How to get a adult voice answer= *PUBERTY*
ILLUMANTI Clearly you haven't hit puberty because you aren't old enough to know how it's spelt. *PUBERTY*
I'm not even sure if this is ironic.
r/woooosh?
ILLUMANTI this is illegal in fortnite
ThatCovenantGuy 13 Nope, because he edited it to make it right.
Best advice I've seen in a while!
fire all my arrows if a creeper tryna steal my diamonds
oskar the boscar you damm right
RIP *NootNoot*
Tatsuki Ron hes in plexiates discord
Rip me
Wtf is air hahahha
by pablo escobar
Regular from this server: That ex-admin is awesome
死Shidozukuo Name?
@@unknownuser820 darude sandstorm
What server is it?
@@yaboiekul2435 Very late but, Cosmic Networks
It changed but it’s still cool
You know, this reminds me heavily of SwaggerSouls' therapy stunt in Rust. I guess people are just in desperate need of advice these days. It's a good thing there are upstanding citizens like Jameskii here to show people the light!
youtubers worth waiting for their videos are james,albino,pyro,and swaggersouls
True
Plenty more.
Genoside your missing Fitz and Raccoon Eggs
Don’t forget Ninja
ewww
6:00 i love how james just rates it 5satr for getting free stuff
I've watched this 18 times and is still teaching me how to be a business man
the endings of the videos are the best
I bought my rank
Father
daddy
Papa
Mother
uncle
Wtf is air? That one killed me xD
Thank god, someone made a playlist of gmod videos