The Worst Pizza In The World (Garry's Mod)

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  • Опубликовано: 20 окт 2024
  • I tried to open my epic pizza shop in gmod and it didn't go well...
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    Game : Garry's Mod RP (GMOD)
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    Flamingosis - Sunset Park
    Banned From Garry's Mod Pizzeria
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Комментарии • 3,1 тыс.

  • @Jameskii
    @Jameskii  5 лет назад +14961

    No fetus can beat us.

  • @locomotivefaox
    @locomotivefaox 5 лет назад +10213

    “Minge” > use grenades in own base
    Quality server

    • @Waluigi_Time778
      @Waluigi_Time778 5 лет назад +2142

      I like how that's what got them banned and not the satanic abortion pizzeria.

    • @sirowl2519
      @sirowl2519 5 лет назад +706

      @@Waluigi_Time778 What are you talking about that's perfectly normal

    • @GamingOS
      @GamingOS 5 лет назад +1360

      Gmod admins are a special breed of mentally deficient cumrags. Jameskii should've used the admin as the virgin in the sacrifice.

    • @local9
      @local9 5 лет назад +360

      In my country... Minge means Vagina... so what the fuck does it mean on a G-Mod server?!

    • @tr3poz146
      @tr3poz146 5 лет назад +317

      @@local9 minging means being annoying

  • @sinnersbenevolent7202
    @sinnersbenevolent7202 5 лет назад +6130

    should've used the admin for the virgin sacrifice he's a perfect candidate

    • @sir_rodent
      @sir_rodent 5 лет назад +200

      the green one not the cool one
      edit: i forgot to like the comment before, and coming back now im the 69th like

    • @BoBovro
      @BoBovro 5 лет назад +52

      lmaoo he has enough sauce to last for a long while

    • @sir_rodent
      @sir_rodent 5 лет назад +72

      @@BoBovro it's a bit too salty for my taste, I prefer it fresh from the womb

    • @BoBovro
      @BoBovro 5 лет назад +8

      sirrodent AKA Jonny Foster I think it’s a bit to bitter

    • @-_-2410
      @-_-2410 5 лет назад +3

      You're right

  • @SkollTheWerewolf
    @SkollTheWerewolf 3 года назад +2113

    First admin: is literally knocked out and put through hell, but still laughs along with everyone and nobody got banned or warned
    Second admin: Literally incapable of fun.

    • @seratope
      @seratope 2 года назад +138

      the first admin warned troubled but outside of that nothing bad happened

    • @wolfy4882
      @wolfy4882 2 года назад +87

      He teleported some person there and left them

    • @pathetic_girl
      @pathetic_girl 2 года назад +88

      Honestly that first admin just seems like a chill guy

    • @RyANWaLlEt
      @RyANWaLlEt 2 года назад +35

      Kind of admin who probably has people raid the server for fun. Cool guy

    • @goji3908
      @goji3908 Год назад +8

      @@wolfy4882 absolute madlad

  • @laylamctavish8122
    @laylamctavish8122 5 лет назад +3958

    “I hate people who have fun without getting in anyone elses way”

    • @Professional-Numnuts
      @Professional-Numnuts 5 лет назад +4

      No one said that

    • @edibleturd
      @edibleturd 5 лет назад +303

      @@Professional-Numnuts quotation marks don't always mean something directly said, but can also in specific circumstances mean something that's clear from someone's words and
      actions indirectly.
      with this in mind, read between the lines on what that last admin said and did. the purpose of those rules is to make sure people don't ruin other people's fun, so if some idiot blows himself up with a grenade outside of a raid and no one else was caught in the blast(which it looks like no one was) the admin should have let him off with a warning at most. he also said openly that he hated youtubers who think minging is funny, which gives said hate as a likely motivation for this.

    • @strange4414
      @strange4414 5 лет назад +77

      SquealingTelevision I bet you got an A+ on your ELA essays

    • @edibleturd
      @edibleturd 5 лет назад +100

      @@strange4414 nah mate I just talk like an idiot.

    • @laylamctavish8122
      @laylamctavish8122 5 лет назад +15

      SquealingTelevision minging as in the slang for gross is said like ming dynasty, not minge, like vag

  • @gregorama301522
    @gregorama301522 5 лет назад +5034

    i feel at this point jameskii can make his own server and he'd still end up banned somehow.

    • @beridot2615
      @beridot2615 5 лет назад +98

      this is a good idea Jameskii must make his own darkrp

    • @sharkshock5397
      @sharkshock5397 4 года назад +23

      The mod banning him was a joke, read the satire warning
      Dont r/woooosh

    • @Daretobestupider
      @Daretobestupider 4 года назад +41

      @@sharkshock5397 Still shouldn't have arrested him.

    • @zacharytracy3797
      @zacharytracy3797 4 года назад +22

      There's nothing in the description talking about the admin being a douchebag. I'm pretty sure he was referring to the babies that they were turning into pizzas.

    • @IceInTheSoda
      @IceInTheSoda 4 года назад +14

      @@sharkshock5397 r/weeeesh

  • @taison6466
    @taison6466 5 лет назад +2695

    "SeRiOusLY hATe YoUTubERs whO ThINk MinGING iS FuNNy."
    Seriously hate admins who cant take a Joke

    • @cgndnm
      @cgndnm 4 года назад +7

      *bruh moment*

    • @Rugsicles
      @Rugsicles 4 года назад +4

      Yep

    • @Davidpoland2005
      @Davidpoland2005 3 года назад +43

      also why cant we use nades outside of raids? the servers are criminal timelines anyways, so why bother

    • @Bladeofwar94
      @Bladeofwar94 3 года назад +53

      Legit as an admin I would have asked the guy who died if he cared first. If he did then I might warn the guy, but not an insta ban. Shit admin is shit.

    • @sparkkoo0
      @sparkkoo0 3 года назад +8

      James should've just told the dude "Nobody cares mate you're an admin on a gmod server, just get laid".

  • @godemperorpepe
    @godemperorpepe 5 лет назад +3942

    *Everybody having fun*
    Admin: *“UNACCEPTABLE”*

    • @goldensans5893
      @goldensans5893 5 лет назад +79

      Admin: *So you have chosen... death*

    • @1andlord
      @1andlord 4 года назад +51

      no fun allowed

    • @unscrewedfish
      @unscrewedfish 4 года назад +8

      Lemongrab

    • @bafd19991
      @bafd19991 4 года назад +6

      UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEE!

    • @nosignal63
      @nosignal63 4 года назад +10

      Someone:*hits a wall*
      Admin:S*redaction*

  • @derpoo2572
    @derpoo2572 5 лет назад +4517

    I have thought of a new slogan
    *“You make em, We bake em!”*

  • @shakabrah56
    @shakabrah56 4 года назад +5924

    “Seriously hate you tubers who think minging is funny”
    This dude’s favorite RUclipsr is probably the weather channel.

    • @dylanmiller6335
      @dylanmiller6335 4 года назад +374

      Couldn’t agree more he just sounds boring so emotionless yet acting like a baby having a tantrum yet still makes it sound boring as fuck

    • @skrawl8374
      @skrawl8374 4 года назад +282

      @@democrack113 You mean trying to ruin the fun

    • @satanofficial1691
      @satanofficial1691 4 года назад +156

      @Ashley ruining the fun to have fun

    • @ArceusBowser212
      @ArceusBowser212 4 года назад +203

      @@democrack113 You must be real fun as a party manager.

    • @psiprus
      @psiprus 4 года назад +317

      @@democrack113 the thing is he didn't do anything wrong, he used a grenade in his own base, and he had a kos sign( granted it was small but it's still there). Being insanely strict on rules ruins the creativity of garry's mod roleplay servers/servers in general. I'm fine with rules being there as guidelines to watch out but barely crossing/breaching it too the point it's both not breaking and breaking shouldn't be punished but warned if anything. Plus what jameski was doing wasn't hurting anyone and in my opinion brought in more fun for the people partaking in it and isn't that the point of games to have fun.
      Edit: cheating and having fun creatively is complete separate things. Cheating ruins it for everyone while having creatively can be fun for everyone depending on how it is executed.

  • @lilzorro9142
    @lilzorro9142 5 лет назад +4031

    Imagine taking a gmod server as seriously as the mod at the end does lmao

    • @eliczek6142
      @eliczek6142 5 лет назад +95

      Imagine being serious lol

    • @TWheezy_TM
      @TWheezy_TM 5 лет назад +266

      I know right, he got bullied in school so he's taking it out on people on the internet cause he cant do it irl cause hes too scared

    • @AnimusTelum
      @AnimusTelum 5 лет назад +31

      @@TWheezy_TM At least he doesn't sound like a castrato. He sounded at LEAST in the 10th grade.

    • @AlphaSkorpion95
      @AlphaSkorpion95 5 лет назад +20

      Considering the theme, I'm impressed he didn't get banned sooner

    • @Doomblade3890
      @Doomblade3890 5 лет назад +3

      Have you tried PERP? That game-mode is all about trying to emulate real life as much as possible (and fortunately hardly anybody plays it).

  • @rymacreeks2k07
    @rymacreeks2k07 3 года назад +2258

    "They also plan to use newborn babies as the main ingredient"

    • @faithx9260
      @faithx9260 3 года назад +65

      I literally seen this not even 2 seconds ago im replying while a ad is playing to watch the original vid🤣

    • @Azzark
      @Azzark 3 года назад +15

      @@faithx9260 it was so legendary

    • @Daniel_Hunter
      @Daniel_Hunter 3 года назад +22

      Comes with extra sauce if it's fresh

    • @ThePreAvenger
      @ThePreAvenger 3 года назад +4

      Literal legend

    • @upsidedownpyramid7617
      @upsidedownpyramid7617 3 года назад

      Legendary

  • @thughunts
    @thughunts 5 лет назад +5475

    The admin who banned you sounds like his life is amazing

    • @AgentSilv
      @AgentSilv 5 лет назад +569

      Sounds like he still lives in his mom's basement tbh

    • @n1ghtfly
      @n1ghtfly 4 года назад +124

      @@gothica3605 Why do you know what a school shooter sounds like? xD

    • @conorreilly1968
      @conorreilly1968 4 года назад +91

      @Giorno Giovanna I, Giorno Giovanna, am running out of the classroom

    • @dylanmiller6335
      @dylanmiller6335 4 года назад +152

      He even sounds boring to me haha like it sounds like he just doesn’t even have a concept of happiness just basically a 1 dimensional regular joe that isn’t interesting in any way

    • @lennrd5912
      @lennrd5912 4 года назад +36

      @@gothica3605 bruh u right he sounds like a guy that like after few years of high school goes like fuck it im sick of this shit and goes to school with an m4 😂

  • @kodierkrieger6822
    @kodierkrieger6822 5 лет назад +862

    "This is a satire."
    That's odd. Why would he need to include that disclaim- OH.

  • @YellowCookiexD
    @YellowCookiexD 4 года назад +1762

    Imagine ending up in tv because of this lol

    • @Bryhvs
      @Bryhvs 4 года назад +62

      Must be legendary

    • @DIY_DISASTERZ
      @DIY_DISASTERZ 3 года назад +144

      Wasn’t it the media got triggered cuz they’re dumbasses thought it was a threat to children?

    • @number1clownfrfr
      @number1clownfrfr 3 года назад +12

      What’s the timestamp

    • @LowReso1ution
      @LowReso1ution 3 года назад +9

      I want to find the news video for that

    • @unaimugicarodriguez3654
      @unaimugicarodriguez3654 3 года назад +71

      I have just seen that, just marvelous, they put the part where they put the fetus in the pizza logo 😂😂😂

  • @Xurxomario12
    @Xurxomario12 5 лет назад +1072

    That last admin is easy demote bait, gee, hope owners see the vid

    • @Xurxomario12
      @Xurxomario12 5 лет назад +86

      @yuuki senpai Good shit, this is why people shouldnt leave 13 year olds as server admins man

    • @cthulhufhtagn7520
      @cthulhufhtagn7520 5 лет назад +15

      @@Xurxomario12 they were definitely older than 13

    • @Xurxomario12
      @Xurxomario12 5 лет назад +50

      @@cthulhufhtagn7520 definitely didnt show, ive met people that young with that low of a voice

    • @Elf_Pyro
      @Elf_Pyro 5 лет назад +17

      @@Xurxomario12 it also definitely didn't show he was 13? Also, no 13 year old is going to sound like that, he was atleast 16

    • @youbutbetter893
      @youbutbetter893 5 лет назад +18

      The point is hes no fun and shouldnt be an admin

  • @OrdinaryManner
    @OrdinaryManner 5 лет назад +778

    "YoU CaNt UsE gReNaDeS oUtSiDe Of A rAiD"
    but why tho.
    it no make sensenary

    • @erikkalman7438
      @erikkalman7438 5 лет назад +163

      Because people would be annoyed if some jackass joined the server and started spamming nades. But Jameskii naded his own house, so i dont get this guy's problem.. fucking no life nerd

    • @FritzMcYeet
      @FritzMcYeet 5 лет назад +24

      "sensenary"

    • @syntax5696
      @syntax5696 5 лет назад +11

      @@FritzMcYeet GREAMMAR 10O

    • @beridot2615
      @beridot2615 5 лет назад +1

      "sensenary"

    • @syntax5696
      @syntax5696 5 лет назад

      @@beridot2615 yes

  • @dontquestionit_
    @dontquestionit_ 3 года назад +280

    About a year later, we cut to a video clip of a man laughing himself off at a VGCV cover story about how a gmod user "decided to open a pizzeria chain on an online server, but later revealed, alternatively from the usual ingredient, also planned to use "newborn babies" as the main ingredient instead."

  • @zach2269
    @zach2269 5 лет назад +900

    Jameskii: Throws grenade inside of his own base.
    Admin: Hippity, hoppity, your rights are now my property.

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 5 лет назад +101

      Jameskii: Makes a satanic abortion clinic
      Admin: I sleep
      Jameskii: Throws a single nade out, in his own base
      Admin: *REAL SHIT*

  • @gooseking504
    @gooseking504 5 лет назад +996

    Rip fun when that admin went
    “Wh-Why are you using nades outside of a raid”

    • @stefanm.734
      @stefanm.734 5 лет назад +31

      "This video is a satire"
      "No one is serious"
      "I promise you"

    • @sadchild9478
      @sadchild9478 4 года назад +8

      Stefan M. He meant his FRIENDS weren’t serious, not the admin who banned them. The admin was clearly serious at the end.

    • @gothica3605
      @gothica3605 4 года назад

      @@stefanm.734 Not yhe admin bro

    • @stevenbills2600
      @stevenbills2600 4 года назад +1

      Sarcasm.mp5

    • @justinherndon1733
      @justinherndon1733 4 года назад

      Shame.jpg

  • @Danix0024
    @Danix0024 3 года назад +434

    News: *what are your kids playing without adult supervision?*
    Them: *grown adults*

    • @alternative7586
      @alternative7586 Год назад +4

      They also forgot to notice the warning in the beginning of the video:
      "This video is a satire. No one is being serious"

  • @BananeSenpai
    @BananeSenpai 5 лет назад +2483

    Nobody:
    Green Guy: „You can‘t use grenades outside of a raid.“

    • @wezreplex0
      @wezreplex0 5 лет назад +365

      It was in his place as well like what? I didn't know gmod admins were that toxic.

    • @spacecat77
      @spacecat77 5 лет назад +190

      Willie Huggins it’s a gmod rp admin what do you expect

    • @monkeyballs188
      @monkeyballs188 5 лет назад +147

      @@wezreplex0 yh alot of admins are horrible and have no sense of humour

    • @snodingamer
      @snodingamer 5 лет назад +194

      i wonder if greenguy seen this video and realized what nerd he is

    • @unibulm6196
      @unibulm6196 5 лет назад +28

      He Knows Belive me

  • @thefbi2927
    @thefbi2927 5 лет назад +1653

    Imagine being that sad of a person to take Gmod of all games seriously

    • @dripdemon3401
      @dripdemon3401 4 года назад +54

      The picked the wrong game, I wish there was a serious DarkRP game that isnt gmod so that people like him can go there and stop being such a dickwad.

    • @kam2894
      @kam2894 4 года назад +4

      Smiling link productions basically arma 3 altis life even tho people there seem to be cooler lol

    • @Noxstel
      @Noxstel 4 года назад +9

      Thank you FBI

    • @minke22
      @minke22 4 года назад +2

      @@dripdemon3401 Well you have FiveM and i have a server in my country that is semi-serious DarkRP.

    • @natethethird3330
      @natethethird3330 4 года назад +2

      I would like to know what the spray was

  • @oo-ew7ez
    @oo-ew7ez 5 лет назад +482

    Banned
    Reason: having fun

  • @nickpickle
    @nickpickle 5 лет назад +897

    I fear the day when Jameskii is banned from every Gmod server.

    • @overlord-6644
      @overlord-6644 5 лет назад +5

      Psionic I’ll make one for him and his goons if that happens

    • @placeholder4988
      @placeholder4988 5 лет назад +2

      Psionic he will just use an alt

    • @OnlyForThePriceOf999
      @OnlyForThePriceOf999 5 лет назад +21

      He'll get another steam account, buy gary's mod for 2.50 on sale and get banned all over again. Endless content, endless opportunity. So tantalizing.

    • @WarmlyFrozen
      @WarmlyFrozen 5 лет назад +4

      If zuthar still can join servers, I think jameskii will be fine lol

    • @zeis2127
      @zeis2127 5 лет назад +2

      I fear the day when he stops manipulting people.

  • @Tanukiwis
    @Tanukiwis 5 лет назад +1473

    Nobody ever:
    Jameskii: *gets banned everywhere he goes*

    • @raflamar4146
      @raflamar4146 5 лет назад +31

      Just as Murphy’s Law means that “Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong.”
      Jameskii’s Law mean “you will get banned everywhere you go.”

    • @L4sket
      @L4sket 5 лет назад

      @@raflamar4146 "Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong" FTFY

    • @isaiahmiles3663
      @isaiahmiles3663 5 лет назад +5

      Even Moscow

    • @NeNukee
      @NeNukee 5 лет назад

      not funny

    • @blu_is_a_name866
      @blu_is_a_name866 5 лет назад

      Emoji Police I thought it was pretty funny

  • @Asylum_
    @Asylum_ 4 года назад +376

    I wanna see an unblurred version of the spray

    • @homience8137
      @homience8137 4 года назад +2

      Me too lol

    • @XTRMALBANIA
      @XTRMALBANIA 4 года назад +73

      Its probably a picture with a Mom understanding that you can't pause online games

    • @kotorybeusz7246
      @kotorybeusz7246 4 года назад +1

      Maybe you don't want to see it

    • @junkalicious_
      @junkalicious_ 4 года назад +55

      Probably hentai knowing the internet

    • @whomidity3953
      @whomidity3953 4 года назад +11

      I want to see it, but for the safety of my eyeballs, I dont

  • @larry_fay6995
    @larry_fay6995 5 лет назад +289

    Jamskii and his friends: *have fun*
    Green admin shirt guy: wait, that’s illegal

  • @nabusvco
    @nabusvco 5 лет назад +586

    "Dr deletus, he will erradicate your fetus"
    "Your loss is our sauce"
    Im bout to have a miscarriage of words here

  • @Raska7
    @Raska7 4 года назад +122

    "This is satire, noone is serious"
    News Network: Oh I don't think so

  • @stackofsoup
    @stackofsoup 5 лет назад +546

    "Your loss is our sauce"
    "no refunds"

  • @VoiceDeeJay
    @VoiceDeeJay 5 лет назад +168

    Admin: why are you using nades outside of a raid
    Me: to create the pepperoni

    • @fangsoffuego
      @fangsoffuego 5 лет назад +5

      I've never played Gmod is that like a rule or did that guy make that up?

    • @VoiceDeeJay
      @VoiceDeeJay 5 лет назад +11

      @@fangsoffuego depends what server your on every server has it's own rules in terms of weapons and stuff some servers dont even have grenades

  • @thecrazylucario
    @thecrazylucario 4 года назад +599

    Jameskii: **Makes abortion clinic that is also a pizzeria**
    Admins: **silence**
    Jameskii: **Uses grenades inside his own base**
    Admin: 11:09

    • @Demonickrueger
      @Demonickrueger 4 года назад +7

      2 different servers

    • @griffinsone1
      @griffinsone1 4 года назад +15

      I like how the admin ignores the name of the place but when he throws a grenade in his own base he says your band

    • @aaauuguhu9048
      @aaauuguhu9048 3 года назад +1

      Either reason is stupid to ban people for

    • @hossdelgado626
      @hossdelgado626 3 года назад

      @@Demonickrueger No?

  • @quindariousgooch88
    @quindariousgooch88 5 лет назад +442

    No one:
    Admin: "WhY aRe YoU hAvInG fUn?"

    • @jsvnabsb8265
      @jsvnabsb8265 4 года назад +1

      stfu they were breaking the rules so I had the right to ban them

    • @axiesem
      @axiesem 4 года назад +29

      Jsv Nabsb no u

    • @paint6102
      @paint6102 4 года назад +24

      @@jsvnabsb8265 thats some degenerate behaviour if you are actually the admin who banned them

    • @TheVaultDweller-oi9ij
      @TheVaultDweller-oi9ij 4 года назад +13

      @@paint6102 It's possible he is, because he has a James Prime video in his 'gay' folder. Or he's just a random guy trying to take credit. And I don't know the guy or the rules of the server, but really? A grenade in his own base. I hardly see the crime. And I find it funny how the more screwed up an admins character is, the more chill they are. At least I'm my experience.
      Either way, it's harmless fun. Like, the aftereffects of the video could have caused mass flooding of that server with lots of troublemakers. And we are watching it from Jameskii's view. So take whatever happened on screen with a grain of salt.
      I still don't agree with banning people for throwing a grenade in their own base, considering the fact that the name and sacrifices were far more messed up. Not only that, but there was a kos on the sign. Barely legible, but it was there.
      And as for the guy here who may or may not be the admin in question, you ain't earning brownie points with anyone saying StFu like a child. I can understand why you did it, but hindsight dies say that you should act of a polite manner, and state the facts, and how it went down according to you. StFu just digs you a deeper hole.
      I could get if you were having a bad day, but should you lash out at someone for just making a joke?

    • @djaccountisbfisbx3880
      @djaccountisbfisbx3880 4 года назад

      Paint
      I’m pretty sure he was mimicking the admin, just sayin’

  • @maplegumm
    @maplegumm 5 лет назад +292

    “Your loss is our sauce”
    *demonitization in 3,2,1...*

  • @thisaraccoon
    @thisaraccoon 3 года назад +48

    The fact this was on the news make it 10 times better

  • @lighttophat
    @lighttophat 5 лет назад +363

    Mom can we go to a pizzeria?
    Mom: We have a pizzeria at home
    Pizzeria at home:

    • @stoopid4106
      @stoopid4106 5 лет назад +11

      Mother was waiting for the sauce to be in season

    • @beandognumber2241
      @beandognumber2241 5 лет назад +1

      thats not a loss

    • @sir_rodent
      @sir_rodent 5 лет назад +4

      your using the meme wrong, the bad thing is at home, not the good thing

    • @-_-2410
      @-_-2410 5 лет назад

      Except this is the better one

  • @purpite1001
    @purpite1001 5 лет назад +74

    When the window cleaner said *"s q u e a k"* I felt that... 😔

  • @atlas2296
    @atlas2296 3 года назад +47

    "Seriously hate youtubers who think minging is funny"
    This guy probably used Recess to finish his homework and do extra credit

  • @starsilverinfinity
    @starsilverinfinity 5 лет назад +225

    "Your loss is our sauce!"
    RUclips: *_INTENSE EYE GLOWS_*

    • @infohazard2699
      @infohazard2699 5 лет назад +3

      the eyes are glowing yellow

    • @god4.308
      @god4.308 5 лет назад +2

      the eyes are glowing epilepsy

    • @Drip-Soup373
      @Drip-Soup373 5 лет назад +3

      Demonetization be like "omae wa mo shinderu"

  • @cheekyguy3991
    @cheekyguy3991 5 лет назад +61

    Jameskii: is having fun
    Admin: I'm gonna have to stop you right there pal

  • @lastchance1829
    @lastchance1829 3 года назад +13

    really love the compute him and yang of the finn admin that straight up teleported some random dude into their base at some point after exploring it all and leaving and the virgin that decided they can't use nades in their own base with mostly only people that are their friends, which causes no harm

  • @devdevdev12
    @devdevdev12 5 лет назад +82

    "hey why are you using nades outside of a raid?"
    me: ITS NOT A GRENADE, IT'S A BOMB.

  • @pulse8863
    @pulse8863 5 лет назад +75

    11:10 dude sounds dead inside

    • @IchorX
      @IchorX 5 лет назад +21

      His hand probably broke up with him.

    • @unluckycatfish6866
      @unluckycatfish6866 5 лет назад +15

      You expect a killjoy with no friends to not be?

  • @Toutarou
    @Toutarou 4 года назад +32

    Admin in comments somewhere:
    "stfu I had the right to ban him"
    Jameskii's comment section:
    You have no power here!

  • @bnazreen
    @bnazreen 5 лет назад +306

    "Your loss is our sauce."
    *W H E E Z E*

  • @calamitycruz4614
    @calamitycruz4614 4 года назад +39

    after watching this again i must say that Jameskii really needs to make his own darkrp server just to do all the shit that we enjoy watching

  • @skeletonking2253
    @skeletonking2253 5 лет назад +26

    Reality is often disappointing but this
    "Your loss is our sauce!"
    This puts a smile on my face

  • @theadrenalin2016
    @theadrenalin2016 5 лет назад +72

    "this video is a satire"
    yes

  • @UnsaneMan
    @UnsaneMan 5 лет назад +38

    Finn really does change after the Adventure times incident.

  • @Yeonjikayyyyy
    @Yeonjikayyyyy 3 года назад +42

    “Trophy” getting on the news for being a good RUclipsr

  • @zakkeith1508
    @zakkeith1508 5 лет назад +6

    I used to be a mod on a purge RP server for a couple years and, unless explicitly stated in the rules, that mod/admin has no authority to tell you what you can and can't do within the confines of your own building.

  • @ImVincent
    @ImVincent 5 лет назад +53

    6:15 That dang dog sounds epic

    • @p1rat3dk97
      @p1rat3dk97 5 лет назад +1

      I'm Vincent hol up chief the vids only been out for five mins how tf u there other than skipping

    • @frosky4134
      @frosky4134 5 лет назад

      *Window cleaner

    • @ImVincent
      @ImVincent 5 лет назад +1

      @@p1rat3dk97 Magic
      Actually I skipped to that part

  • @JamesMcG496
    @JamesMcG496 4 года назад +54

    Jameskii you’re on the news don’t ask me how

  • @sploogie5034
    @sploogie5034 5 лет назад +12

    I like how Jameskii was just casually making a pentagram when the window cleaner was barking.

  • @chasr34
    @chasr34 3 года назад +16

    "no one is serious"
    the news: "this is totally worthless!"

  • @jacehackworth6413
    @jacehackworth6413 5 лет назад +7

    Most gmod rp server admins are some of the most fun hating people on the entire planet. I've seen servers where they will pretty much let somebody ruin your entire experience so it is impossible to do literally anything yet if you make the tiniest infraction they flip out.

  • @lamedrawings
    @lamedrawings 5 лет назад +17

    This is why people harass admins, because of people like that at the end. Must be soooo fun in parties.

  • @Slwynx
    @Slwynx 5 лет назад +28

    "Your trial or free fun has ended pay to continue"

  • @thegreek9194
    @thegreek9194 4 года назад +9

    6:30 He is just calmly making a pentagram and a window cleaner is overworking in the background

  • @ImNotFine44
    @ImNotFine44 3 года назад +5

    The funniest thing is that most of the fun they had in this video was stuff you’d see in construct and wouldn’t normally be possible in darker.

  • @mr.familiar1136
    @mr.familiar1136 3 года назад +13

    2:34 the fact that a vid notification saying "trump's border wall is threatening endangered species" popped up during this is fucking hilarious

  • @kermeetdafrowg4258
    @kermeetdafrowg4258 5 лет назад +15

    “I’d like to make an abortion” had me dead

  • @ebake200
    @ebake200 5 лет назад +20

    10:28 dad's reaction before he gets the milk

  • @demikazi
    @demikazi 5 лет назад +14

    I've never seen someone summon a demon so joyfully

    • @zeberiko
      @zeberiko 5 лет назад +2

      So you seen someone actually summon a demon?

  • @dcook435
    @dcook435 3 года назад +12

    11:04 that guy looks so annoying imagine irl
    "why are you talking outside of a conversation"

  • @MphasieMusic
    @MphasieMusic 5 лет назад +19

    2:21 Plexiate and Jameskii were on the same server

  • @abn4642
    @abn4642 5 лет назад +128

    "This video is satire...."
    - Jameskii 2019

  • @rensartpark
    @rensartpark 3 года назад +30

    As they say: "Prego today, Ragu tomorrow"

  • @garlicbread9875
    @garlicbread9875 5 лет назад +8

    2:36 basically the beginning of the Berlin Wall

  • @locomotivefaox
    @locomotivefaox 5 лет назад +14

    Again? This is like the fifth pizzeria you’ve been banned from!

  • @kaplox
    @kaplox 4 года назад +6

    “Prego today, Ragu tomorrow.”
    - Sam O’Nella

  • @goose2088
    @goose2088 3 года назад +5

    "This is satire, no one is serious."
    The News: "I'm going to pretend I didn't see that."

  • @ShigemoriVRC
    @ShigemoriVRC 5 лет назад +24

    i loved this, was really afraid though if it is going to recieve crazy controversy

    • @SmoothTurtle840
      @SmoothTurtle840 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah like tf is up though?

    • @eggocompo
      @eggocompo 5 лет назад +1

      @@SmoothTurtle840 watch twomads video

    • @eggocompo
      @eggocompo 5 лет назад +1

      @Kustogg where ?

    • @eggocompo
      @eggocompo 5 лет назад +1

      @Kustogg and I mean jameski original claims were so stupid

    • @Blue-qu1nf
      @Blue-qu1nf 5 лет назад +1

      Honestly I just want to see more content, I don't care what happened

  • @swagedyfox8630
    @swagedyfox8630 3 года назад +2

    I love how if the news network just watched the first 5 seconds of the video; all of their claims would be instantly devalidated.

  • @ROST0N
    @ROST0N 5 лет назад +19

    "no one is serious"
    11:15
    NO ONE

  • @fricc3824
    @fricc3824 4 года назад +8

    the news is fuming with this one

  • @butterbean7814
    @butterbean7814 3 года назад +3

    I love how this segment was also on the news.

  • @hushamfusion
    @hushamfusion 5 лет назад +7

    "The Pizzabortion clinic" is the best thing I heard in a long time

  • @GamingKidTwelve
    @GamingKidTwelve 5 лет назад +18

    Gmod Server: exists
    Jameskii: aight, imma head out.

  • @comfyvibes4273
    @comfyvibes4273 3 года назад +3

    Saw this on the news, I'm so proud of this community.

  • @bussinordissgussin8070
    @bussinordissgussin8070 2 года назад +5

    Damn, now its just a Pizzeria.

  • @kuhlunar
    @kuhlunar 4 года назад +14

    This video = Goes on the news

  • @CheddarVG
    @CheddarVG 3 года назад +1

    That admin must seriously hate having fun.

  • @andrxw4523
    @andrxw4523 5 лет назад +16

    That admin at the end definitely works at a McDonald’s drive through, probably hates his life, has an anime body pillow, has never saw the light of day, only to go out to get food, definitely a virgin, and thinks he’s a god because he has power of a Gmod server, a dead game that makes him feel like he’s in control

    • @Solfalls
      @Solfalls 4 года назад +3

      “Dead game”

  • @fre9205
    @fre9205 5 лет назад +3

    I like how jameskii pronounces "floor" and "flour" the same and then he starts shoveling the ground

  • @SpitfireMK3
    @SpitfireMK3 10 месяцев назад +1

    i love how this actually went on the news for some what are your kids playing online? part

  • @aloysiusivan327
    @aloysiusivan327 3 года назад +5

    I like how this video gets to the news

  • @BobBob-oc5jj
    @BobBob-oc5jj 5 лет назад +12

    “We tried to open the best pizzeria ever.”
    Didn’t you do that last year?

  • @cassettefreak2652
    @cassettefreak2652 2 года назад +1

    You got to love that the news is using your footage to push don't let your kids play video games narratives

  • @NorthEasternMotionProductions
    @NorthEasternMotionProductions 4 года назад +15

    I saw some news report that said they use newborn babies as the main ingredient for their pizza. Could this be that very place?

    • @user-fv1nh4ko5p
      @user-fv1nh4ko5p 4 года назад +2

      Yes it is here

    • @fbi1307
      @fbi1307 3 года назад

      There's 2 places, this video isn't the one y'all saw on the news.

  • @Pops-hc2tk
    @Pops-hc2tk 5 лет назад +11

    Funny joke: Go on to the admin's profile and type "You're boring"

    • @demomemo5973
      @demomemo5973 3 года назад +1

      @@Blind_Hawk damn I was going to do it

    • @milandavid7223
      @milandavid7223 3 года назад

      C'mon targeted harrasment is not cool, even if he deserves it

  • @sinistrality7883
    @sinistrality7883 Год назад +1

    Imagine being Tony, right after a sit with the admins for probably something stupid, get teleported in some random building only to meet 6 dark hooded figures surrounding a pentagram and them telling you you're gonna get sacrificed lmfao.

  • @redthelost3243
    @redthelost3243 5 лет назад +5

    I lost it at “ the tables have turned, take him upstairs “

  • @spongejacobw123
    @spongejacobw123 5 лет назад +8

    jameskii and friends as well as a few randoms: *haves fun*
    admins: "we dont do that here"
    jameskii: *Banned by admin*

  • @Caboose_Sim
    @Caboose_Sim 3 года назад +2

    Jesus christ that admin probably has never felt grass.

  • @Minutewave
    @Minutewave 5 лет назад +7

    ppl keep in mind this was recorded a year ago.

  • @narnit.
    @narnit. 4 года назад +6

    "Tony, we just needed a virgin, and you're the perfect candidate."
    *OOF SIZE: LARGE*

  • @dinoloulou4857
    @dinoloulou4857 Год назад +1

    the fact it went on the news is so funny and even more if you don't have any context

  • @NekoD-
    @NekoD- 5 лет назад +4

    I’m so gona watch this when i get home from work. Got 3 more hours to go & a 30 minute drive.