Car Thief Gets Instant Karma - Knife Drill Version

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  • Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025
  • In this video, I try to invent a slightly more... permanent solution to dealing with car thieves. Of course, it's all in good fun. Yes, obviously DON'T actually build something like this! ☠️ Or any other device that is intended to hurt someone. But DO consider getting a mannequin. See Mark Rober's Glitter Bomb here‪@MarkRober‬ #DIY #Science #gadgets #technology #homemade
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  • @Turnah81
    @Turnah81  5 месяцев назад +837

    Anyone have any interesting drill attachments?😅 Cheers for supporting the channel everyone and sharing my videos. I'm still pushing on to make this a full-time gig, and every bit of your support here helps with the channel. Also feel free to check out my patreon www.patreon.com/CraigTurner

    • @joshua6685
      @joshua6685 5 месяцев назад +4

      Hi

    • @TORCHBROTHERS
      @TORCHBROTHERS 5 месяцев назад +21

      How about an autopsy saw instead of the drill.

    • @ImSodaLirious
      @ImSodaLirious 5 месяцев назад +16

      I'm surprised you don't collab with I did a thing

    • @Grinder2112
      @Grinder2112 5 месяцев назад +9

      Dough hook?

    • @KasumiRose77
      @KasumiRose77 5 месяцев назад +9

      Maybe a hornet nest in a box

  • @sortaspicey9278
    @sortaspicey9278 5 месяцев назад +7506

    " your honor I did not stab the man. My car was acting in self-defense" 😂😂😂

    • @jameswilson5165
      @jameswilson5165 5 месяцев назад +81

      Elon Musk gets a Summons. 🤣

    • @someguy6076
      @someguy6076 5 месяцев назад +90

      The police report will be #$%king hilarious ...

    • @Tribalwings0
      @Tribalwings0 5 месяцев назад +83

      I'm glad he added that disclosure at the end. Especially in the US, lethal and even non-lethal defense of property can get you into huge trouble depending on state and local laws. Cars especially are a tricky topic as a lot of states only cover the defense of home in which someone's life is in danger. So, for those not very smart people. Please don't try this. 😂😅

    • @Strutinan
      @Strutinan 5 месяцев назад +8

      "And it won't even drain your battery!" 😂

    • @AIlury.
      @AIlury. 4 месяца назад

      LOL 😂

  • @nathanielgrimmett5824
    @nathanielgrimmett5824 5 месяцев назад +1952

    "oh wait I forgot my glasses in the car" leans through the window to grab them. "no Jeff wait don't go through the wind-------".

    • @Turnah81
      @Turnah81  5 месяцев назад +198

      yeah, exactly 😬💀.

    • @Toxicotton
      @Toxicotton 3 месяца назад +52

      Haha, get pranked bro!

    • @NobleSix312
      @NobleSix312 3 месяца назад +27

      I coulda swore there were a couple of times in the video where they actually caught themselves almost doing that exact same thing 😂

    • @hiroyui9699
      @hiroyui9699 Месяц назад +8

      RIP Jeff.😂

  • @MakoTheKnife
    @MakoTheKnife 5 месяцев назад +3075

    $30 AUD for a watermelon is the largest crime committed in this video.

    • @assassinlv8274
      @assassinlv8274 4 месяца назад +39

      da f? 30$? Even in EU it's cheaper...

    • @Tren_Rides
      @Tren_Rides 4 месяца назад +45

      Like 5 dollars usd

    • @MastemaJack
      @MastemaJack 4 месяца назад +3

      Depends on the type and season. Mini watermelons 5-6 larger ones 8-9 Canadian. It also depends how far it's had to travel.

    • @taylorhunt5459
      @taylorhunt5459 4 месяца назад +6

      ​@silvermanrol it's roughly 20 USD.

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula 4 месяца назад +12

      ​@@taylorhunt5459and watermelons in the US are $6 where I live.

  • @Timotheuster
    @Timotheuster 5 месяцев назад +1907

    Imagine seeing someone leaning into a car and askin if they're alright, just to find out they're dead and pinned in there by a knife trap...

    • @Tywno
      @Tywno 4 месяца назад +178

      Purse saved, car lost. Imagine the bloody mess on the seat, under the floor mat and in the upholstery. Bonus points when the jugular was hit, because the blood would spray on the windshield and drain into the dashboard. Every time you switch on the airconditioner, you'd be bathing in the stench of clotted blood.

    • @dangernoodle8813
      @dangernoodle8813 4 месяца назад +33

      good

    • @Tipman2OOO
      @Tipman2OOO 4 месяца назад +1

      😂

    • @OrchidAlloy
      @OrchidAlloy 4 месяца назад +8

      ​@@Tywnodamn

    • @fire_fux
      @fire_fux 4 месяца назад +74

      @@Tywno the smell of victory

  • @FuGyz
    @FuGyz 5 месяцев назад +589

    "This video feels illegal" came up to my head to many times.

  • @duck-in-space-engineers
    @duck-in-space-engineers 5 месяцев назад +2905

    Having a mannequin in the car is a genius idea.
    That knife scene at the end had me rolling

    • @clanrobertson7200
      @clanrobertson7200 5 месяцев назад +34

      As a kid in the 60’s I lived in a small town and I worked for my father in his Gulf Oil Service Station in Central Florida. And there was an old man who I never knew except by sight. He drove an early 1950s black Buick fast back 4 door sedan with the fake Crome exhaust ports on the fenders and about a 16” metal black sun visor over his windshield. The car was unique enough for the day (around a decade old at the time and that was a huge transition in car designs), but the gentleman wore a blue blazer with a white turtleneck sweater and a yachtsman’s captain’s white hat and he always had a blond female store mannequin with a red scarf 🧣 and a white captain’s hat as well with her arm in the open window by forward holding the ‘A’ pillar. Now this was his typical dress for both of them oh Florida heat before cars had AC as an option!! I never knew where he went in downtown, but he could have been a mannequin salesman or repairman for all I knew. But, we were warned to steer clear of him, unlike today where schools, libraries and now the Olympics allow male cross dressers dance in front of elementary school age and even kindergarten children in near nudity (like they do San Flaagcisco). We were watched for by everyone in town and no child was ever attacked throughout my entire time there until I left for college. It was a Thornton Wilder small town America 🇺🇸 in reality and unknowingly we ended up doing his play “Our Town” and I was never a thespian, but I had a great English teacher who convinced me to go out for a part, and that and a beautiful young woman who transferred in during my senior year getting the female lead caused me to undertake things that I would never have done otherwise! Unfortunately, I didn’t get George, the male boyfriend lead, I got the Stage Manager who was sort of a Dr Who that controlled the timeline of the lives of the high school graduation class and their lives and fates based on their decisions made leading up to and immediately after graduation.
      Another tangential memory in this case based on the use of a mannequin triggering the flashback of a 76 year old person who believes that he still has his cognitive skills and abilities, true or not? It remains to be determined!
      The old professor
      Live free or die!!!
      Death ☠️ to all tyrants, all tyrants foreign and domestic!!!
      Pedophiles too, no matter who!!!
      No Shit………….

    • @Tigerglider
      @Tigerglider 5 месяцев назад +20

      @@clanrobertson7200the random rant caught me off guard

    • @s0me_Weirdo
      @s0me_Weirdo 4 месяца назад +7

      @@clanrobertson7200interesting story, but not sure what it has to do with the comment

    • @avxy3632
      @avxy3632 4 месяца назад +10

      ​@@clanrobertson7200 old people talk a lot out of left field

    • @vortexsux
      @vortexsux 4 месяца назад +1

      @@clanrobertson7200clanrobertson is a beautiful name

  • @owenllewellyn1428
    @owenllewellyn1428 5 месяцев назад +5924

    Jesus Christ that killed me. I thought the drill actuated the knife up but then I realized it rotated the knife! That was horrifying!!!

    • @systemsrenegade9888
      @systemsrenegade9888 5 месяцев назад +388

      Yes it's time to stop the soft approach on thieves .

    • @clanrobertson7200
      @clanrobertson7200 5 месяцев назад +23

      Only because you didn’t think 🤔 of it!!!

    • @otallono
      @otallono 5 месяцев назад +51

      yes drills do tend to rotate..

    • @atlas8414
      @atlas8414 5 месяцев назад +45

      ​​@@otallono i mean... all motors do. A gear on the end of the drill locked into a gear lifting the slide would easily let it work as a motor pushing it up and down. It's not an unrealistic first thought.

    • @fabian3265
      @fabian3265 5 месяцев назад +9

      Jesus loves you ❤️

  • @langezek
    @langezek 5 месяцев назад +1462

    Never underestimate the intimidation factor of the 'drilldo'

  • @aka_miso
    @aka_miso 4 месяца назад +309

    Oh you're absolutely an engineer... just an engineer that listens to all the voices that come with the limitless creative ability

    • @starplane1239
      @starplane1239 3 месяца назад +15

      The human embodiment of "Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today!"

  • @MrAmrasElensar
    @MrAmrasElensar 4 месяца назад +171

    If you only have one drill, you can simply use a mirror... 😂
    Pure gold sir

  • @carbonunit6573
    @carbonunit6573 5 месяцев назад +1446

    How do you find a women who laughs at your insanity. Truly a keeper.

    • @Anthonybrother
      @Anthonybrother 5 месяцев назад +3

      laughing behind his back too smh

    • @prillewitz
      @prillewitz 5 месяцев назад +20

      The asylum?

    • @1495978707
      @1495978707 5 месяцев назад +28

      This is why it's silly when women list "make me laugh" as a requirement. Everyone has different sense of humor

    • @parkjimin-standkb-62
      @parkjimin-standkb-62 4 месяца назад +13

      Women love funny, silly guys and that is not a new discovery...

    • @lukeherdaii9528
      @lukeherdaii9528 4 месяца назад

      Amen

  • @Jon-to6969
    @Jon-to6969 5 месяцев назад +2893

    I'm not seeing a problem here. Set the drill to speed 1 instead of 2 maybe? You'll get more torque then.

    • @Turnah81
      @Turnah81  5 месяцев назад +420

      Yeah I was going to mention it in the video but can you imagine if I used a modern 18-volt battery drill😯. The one I used is old tech maybe a decade old

    • @Turnah81
      @Turnah81  5 месяцев назад +392

      One day if I get a bit more RUclips budget - 2 speed hammer drill. The watermelon was the most expensive thing in the whole project 😅

    • @Chris_the_Muso
      @Chris_the_Muso 5 месяцев назад +77

      @@Turnah81 Watermelons are out of season at the moment, so that might explain the stupid price. Even in summer when they are not that cheap, something about needing a lot of water in a country like Australia that doesn't have much, you know, water. You can grow your own, but the problem then is stopping them from taking over the back yard. To make it worse, if you let them get overgrown and don't water them enough, they taste like shit. Nature's karma. The taste wouldn't affect their use as disembowelment targets however. Eat your heart out, Rober.

    • @Spudz76
      @Spudz76 5 месяцев назад +26

      @@Turnah81 Missed opportunity to call him "Waltermelon"

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@Chris_the_Musowait. So noted.

  • @EweChewBrrr01
    @EweChewBrrr01 5 месяцев назад +1445

    Nah mate you want the knife to break the glass. That's such a power move. It's basically saying "C'mon thief I DARE you to steal something."

    • @Turnah81
      @Turnah81  5 месяцев назад +207

      😆 like: "Bring it on!"

    • @COSMIC_SECRET
      @COSMIC_SECRET 5 месяцев назад +28

      @@Turnah81pov the thief: oh **** this I ain’t ******* stealing from this ******

    • @cristiangamezzz4765
      @cristiangamezzz4765 5 месяцев назад +5

      hahahaha bruhhhh ts funny asf dawg

    • @kinggee483
      @kinggee483 5 месяцев назад +4

      Oh you again! This is my favorite video of all time on RUclips ❤❤❤
      Question what about the passenger side
      I went to bed laughing through out my sleep
      I think you and your wife should have a tv show

    • @Tigerglider
      @Tigerglider 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@kinggee483i can answer just pray they don’t go for the passenger side

  • @watsonwrote
    @watsonwrote 4 месяца назад +111

    I don't have a car, just wanted to watch an Australian guy comedically build something dangerous. It's a great genre of video

  • @old_timey_prospector
    @old_timey_prospector 5 месяцев назад +79

    Chubes is good sport. Injured during a wildly irresponsible prototype test, but still willing to post up for guard duty.

  • @stonegiant4
    @stonegiant4 5 месяцев назад +322

    Nonchalantly removing a suppressed walther from the door like it's just a usual thing you find cleaning cars. Lol

    • @TheArmedHermit
      @TheArmedHermit 4 месяца назад +23

      I’ve lost track of how many times it’s happened to me.

    • @egarcia1360
      @egarcia1360 4 месяца назад +21

      It could cause rust, after all

    • @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc
      @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc 2 месяца назад +2

      Is that a reproduction, or...? Pistols with suppressors are generally illegal in the U.S., and I know that weapons laws are infinitely more draconian down under (illegal to even carry or wield a pocket knife or pepper spray for self-defense!).

    • @TheAceofFate
      @TheAceofFate 2 месяца назад +10

      @@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc Thats not true... at ALL.... You can buy all the suppressors you want as long as you pay a 200$ tax on each one. (US)

    • @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc
      @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc 2 месяца назад +2

      @@TheAceofFate OK, you're right; when I said "generally illegal", I meant illegal unless you can qualify for an ATF license. I loved watching the guys on _Sons of Guns_ in Louisiana get to use all the fun suppressors and full-auto weapons and such. I've also gotten to fire an Uzi thanks to visiting that Las Vegas firing range. I generally ignore the ATF option because I'm in California, which outlaws everything you'd be able to get an ATF exception for in the more gun-friendly states.
      In any case, thanks for pointing out that I was misspeaking.

  • @doghouse416
    @doghouse416 5 месяцев назад +331

    You two are hilarious....... my 8 year old looked at me in horror......he won't go near the car anymore.

  • @Connorses
    @Connorses 5 месяцев назад +514

    "A dustbin lid for a remote control car" is hilarious.

    • @FXS_NCL
      @FXS_NCL 5 месяцев назад +2

      That goes to space it was on a moon rover

    • @gamingytjeffree
      @gamingytjeffree 5 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@FXS_NCLo no way really😮

    • @TheFrybreadman
      @TheFrybreadman 5 месяцев назад

      Yep

    • @my3dviews
      @my3dviews 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@FXS_NCL 0:53 That's Mars, not the moon.

    • @LetsLaberWithMi
      @LetsLaberWithMi 5 месяцев назад

      And factual 😂

  • @professionaldiscordmoderator
    @professionaldiscordmoderator 4 месяца назад +53

    Omg, im high rn and when the drill span and the knife flew off actually scared me ngl

  • @LaCazaLP
    @LaCazaLP Месяц назад +20

    Bro really let the intrusive thoughts win lmao.

  • @rhouser1280
    @rhouser1280 5 месяцев назад +1068

    Dude this is a cool video on it’s own, but your humor through out makes it top notch! 👍 “If you only have one drill, use a mirror” 😂

    • @Turnah81
      @Turnah81  5 месяцев назад +184

      I went to get a shot to demonstrate but there was already a guy in our bathroom with a drill. I would have borrowed his but he kept talking over me.

    • @christophergasser4280
      @christophergasser4280 5 месяцев назад +20

      Craig earned my sub many years ago when he was talking about punching himself in the face while pulling up the bed sheets, then showed a clip of himself punching himself in the face while pulling up his bed sheets.

    • @PeacelordApropos
      @PeacelordApropos 5 месяцев назад +10

      This comment about the mirror now lives rent free in my head

    • @cputecch
      @cputecch 5 месяцев назад

      Why wouldn’t you have a drill while going up?

    • @hulkslayer626
      @hulkslayer626 5 месяцев назад +1

      I laughed at every joke in this video... but that one made me unable to stop for a while! Had to pause the video lol

  • @floridamanHooning
    @floridamanHooning 5 месяцев назад +698

    I feel like this video needs a "this is 1st degree murder" "this is multiple felonies" disclaimer every few minutes LOL

    • @BundasaurusPecs
      @BundasaurusPecs 5 месяцев назад +49

      Don’t worry, this is Australia so there are no such thing as felonies nor degrees of murder

    • @IGR8691
      @IGR8691 5 месяцев назад +16

      @@BundasaurusPecs But the difference between felonies and misdemeanors in the US seems fairly similar to the difference between indictable and summary crimes in Australia. Using one of these trap devices sure seems like it would fully qualify all the requirements for murder in Australia too.

    • @BundasaurusPecs
      @BundasaurusPecs 5 месяцев назад +19

      @@IGR8691 I’m well aware I’m just being pedantic broski.

    • @hhh2092
      @hhh2092 5 месяцев назад +51

      it shouldn't be though, if someone is breaking into your property you should have all the rights

    • @BundasaurusPecs
      @BundasaurusPecs 5 месяцев назад +40

      @@hhh2092 being stabbed for breaking into a locked unoccupied car is not proportional justice

  • @reyalPRON
    @reyalPRON 5 месяцев назад +180

    now i finally know why my knifes arent working properly! i was missing the knifepowder... cheers for solving that mystery, hundo mate!

    • @Turnah81
      @Turnah81  5 месяцев назад +40

      I think it's a bit like rock climbing chalk for sweaty hands 🤷‍♂️

    • @reyalPRON
      @reyalPRON 5 месяцев назад +17

      @@Turnah81 Yeah nah, yeah.. cant think of a better use for it either. its gotta do with rocks for sure 👀

    • @ennz69
      @ennz69 4 месяца назад +2

      It was obviously cocaine.. for when you need a boost

    • @reyalPRON
      @reyalPRON 4 месяца назад +1

      @@ennz69 sigh.... think you missed the point buddy... heard of humor before?
      do yourself a favor and make an online search for "what is humor"

    • @newman6786
      @newman6786 29 дней назад

      @@ennz69nah man, it’s knife powder. Can’t you read?

  • @ZeallustImmortal
    @ZeallustImmortal 4 месяца назад +36

    20:24 wait, this guy had a flashbang in his car for thiefs? Lmao i gotta see that

  • @SolomonNaraine-jf9vv
    @SolomonNaraine-jf9vv 3 месяца назад +34

    Everybody is skipping over 2:18 lol

  • @Dustin2112
    @Dustin2112 5 месяцев назад +389

    If I were charged with investigating whatever went on.... I would simply write it up as "misadventure." Nothing to note here.

    • @Sableagle
      @Sableagle 5 месяцев назад +13

      "I don't know what he was thinking but his ideas obviously were not good ones."

    • @StolenTheif
      @StolenTheif 4 месяца назад +1

      "Did not take the light-step perk"

    • @gianstb
      @gianstb Месяц назад +1

      You definitely don't want to piss off this guy by investigating whatever he did

  • @Lifeport-z
    @Lifeport-z 5 месяцев назад +76

    He accidently just made the best halloween prop to scare people with at the end XD

  • @joemcnicholas8687
    @joemcnicholas8687 5 месяцев назад +204

    “Taking a core sample from their ball bag” 😂😂

  • @Heavy_Lvy
    @Heavy_Lvy Месяц назад +57

    Wait actually? 0:18

  • @stevenpercy4172
    @stevenpercy4172 Месяц назад +3

    This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on RUclips, mate I want to be your friend 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Hijinf
    @Hijinf 5 месяцев назад +87

    “This design is very human “ the very human guy

    • @RachDarastrix2
      @RachDarastrix2 5 месяцев назад

      Nah, humans don't make tools, they buy them from a simular appearing species.

  • @SuperReaper1999
    @SuperReaper1999 5 месяцев назад +137

    Got me when the power window still worked after he took the power window mechanism out of the door 😂

  • @chaserwilliams1
    @chaserwilliams1 Месяц назад +7

    THIS is what the internet was made for. Thank you.

  • @NotGrimman
    @NotGrimman 4 месяца назад +16

    "because they werent made of metal i figured they werent related to the operation of the engine"

  • @deldridg
    @deldridg 5 месяцев назад +131

    Mate, just do as most of us Aussies do and leave our pet Eastern Brown snake wrapped around our goodies.

    • @MidwestArtist
      @MidwestArtist 5 месяцев назад +10

      I live in the middle of the USA. We prefer stinging ants or wasps

    • @jayschafer1760
      @jayschafer1760 5 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@MidwestArtist Fire ants down south. Gotta be pretty desperate to steal something half buried in a fire ant nest.

    • @KegRaider
      @KegRaider 4 месяца назад +1

      Pretty sure Turnah81 is in Perth. He may need the Western Brown over there. Although, ANY snake will do. I have all vehicle keys kept inside my snake tank. No one wants to reach in for them, hahah! Unfortunately, the insurance companies don't see the added layer of security provided, and still charge a fortune. Still, my snake loves the extra danglies in with him.

    • @Cheeseman-yh6cc
      @Cheeseman-yh6cc Месяц назад +1

      Here in NZ we get very pissed off kiwis to nest on our belongings while they are in the car

  • @blues03
    @blues03 5 месяцев назад +101

    0:13 Love that reload sound.

  • @wendigo-e3m
    @wendigo-e3m 5 месяцев назад +37

    "Taking a core sample of their ballbag" absolutely sent me.

  • @bennetizalien469
    @bennetizalien469 Месяц назад +2

    “To take apart this drill, you’re gonna need another drill. If you don’t have another drill, you can use a mirror” Fuckin sent me 😂💀💀💀

  • @overthrone3494
    @overthrone3494 5 месяцев назад +14

    This is how Roberto from Futurama is born

  • @Manawyrm
    @Manawyrm 5 месяцев назад +124

    "You are now dead. Thank you for using Stop-And-Drop!" 🤣

    • @dr_fish
      @dr_fish 5 месяцев назад +4

      Haha, I was like, where have I seen this drill knife before? 🤖

  • @plaarwnleelrl
    @plaarwnleelrl 5 месяцев назад +59

    This is not a drill. I repeat. This is not a drill.

  • @qc1okay
    @qc1okay 5 месяцев назад +122

    How does this man not have his own TV show? He's way better than the late-night talk-show guys, and he'd give Ellen a run for her money. Seriously, this dude's the best on RUclips.

    • @PossumKing
      @PossumKing 5 месяцев назад +20

      Why do people always find a good youtube channel and immediately want it on cable tv? TV is garbage and they would take all this mans creativity away and it would be all product placement and 8 minutes of commercials.

    • @qc1okay
      @qc1okay 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@PossumKing Dunno, since I've never experienced anything even close to "people always" finding anything, much less finding a RUclips channel. But it would be great if he could be on TV since he'd add his wonderfulness to zillions more people than he can reach on RUclips.

    • @PossumKing
      @PossumKing 5 месяцев назад

      @@qc1okay there are not millions of people watching cable tv. There are probably more people watching RUclips than cable, and RUclips is world wide reach but whatever.

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@qc1okayyoutube is a much bigger platform than TV. Get with the times. Many channels here have much higher viewership.

    • @yicongfang8435
      @yicongfang8435 5 месяцев назад +3

      Ellen is a pretty low bar...

  • @offthehook4u
    @offthehook4u 5 месяцев назад +2

    This was ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!! SO glad I took the time to watch the entire video. Bravo to you and your keen sense of humor!

  • @vindurza
    @vindurza 5 месяцев назад +91

    This is another Australian engineer's level of dangerous and deadly😂

    • @beaneater6923
      @beaneater6923 5 месяцев назад +10

      if i had a nickel for every australian madman that owned an "engineering" youtube channel, id have 2 nickels.

    • @ryanrekz7744
      @ryanrekz7744 5 месяцев назад

      Everything in Australia is dangerous so normal

    • @heavyion
      @heavyion 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@beaneater6923Well, someone has to do things there :D

    • @imaghost6
      @imaghost6 4 месяца назад +1

      which isnt alot but its weird that its happened twice come on finish the joke

    • @beaneater6923
      @beaneater6923 4 месяца назад

      @@imaghost6 no

  • @jeremiahyeo5863
    @jeremiahyeo5863 5 месяцев назад +39

    (4:33) - Critical error, you didn’t bother to pre-drill your hole which will inevitably cause the wood to split. Unless of course you run the screw in reverse as you’re pushing down hard into it then you can possibly get the screw to “chowder out” some of the wood so you can set the screw in without cracking the wood.

  • @Maxwe1I
    @Maxwe1I 5 месяцев назад +39

    Honestly the level of comedy and actually interesting stuff are both pretty high, this video really deserves more views

  • @mrhendrixin4259
    @mrhendrixin4259 24 дня назад +2

    bro's taking "rearanging guts" to a whole new level

  • @landreauferris1215
    @landreauferris1215 4 месяца назад +1

    Thanks my good Sir.Great little gags along the way;love how you just move on without any fanfare after each.

  • @michaelmoore1627
    @michaelmoore1627 5 месяцев назад +192

    I bet this would sell like hotcakes in London.

    • @JaSon-wc4pn
      @JaSon-wc4pn 5 месяцев назад +5

      J-Berg already has blow torch fitted under the car
      Next video idea

    • @bartman9400
      @bartman9400 5 месяцев назад +12

      In an ideal world and the law is on the side of the victims and there property, and not the criminals.

    • @scottneil1187
      @scottneil1187 5 месяцев назад +2

      You'd be in deep trouble selling it nevermind using it.

    • @ennz69
      @ennz69 4 месяца назад +6

      ​@@bartman9400 Just because somebody stole from you doesnt give you the right kill said person, i can understand a fine and probation or jail for repeat offenders. But i guess youre the one person here that never made a bad decision in your life...

    • @KegRaider
      @KegRaider 4 месяца назад

      And Townsville

  • @KITDFOHS
    @KITDFOHS 5 месяцев назад +146

    I'm dying laughing because my son just watched that Mark Rober video about an hour ago.

  • @davedelany2116
    @davedelany2116 5 месяцев назад +21

    The core sample from your ball bag had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

  • @akimbanguehe3454
    @akimbanguehe3454 5 месяцев назад +7

    The design is very human 😂😂😂

  • @FollowingJa
    @FollowingJa 17 дней назад +1

    The chaos this guy brings is unmatched

  • @alexengineering3754
    @alexengineering3754 5 месяцев назад +34

    I realy enjoy your videos. This joke where you pull out the leaves an a gun out of your car door really gets me 😂

  • @8lives873
    @8lives873 5 месяцев назад +90

    A water melon.. $30.. I get 25kg+ watermelons for $3.99 to feed my dogs a summer snack lmao

    • @chilkat_river
      @chilkat_river 5 месяцев назад +23

      A watermelon in Barrow, Alaska is currently more than $30. They are flown in fresh from Mexico.
      I bought a full pound to celebrate the Fourth of July. It was a pure nostalgic treat .

    • @heckin_dinosaw
      @heckin_dinosaw 5 месяцев назад +3

      I was thinking this too, but then I remembered that they're out of season at the moment so prices have gone through the roof

    • @Kool_beans-q7v
      @Kool_beans-q7v 5 месяцев назад +3

      I’m glad their grown right in our town 🤣 $3.00 here

    • @Nbdyspr
      @Nbdyspr 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@heckin_dinosawAh right I forgot It's winter in Australia at the moment so they have to be imported and seeing how isolated they are + 30$ AU is like 18€ or 20$ US. Watermelon are pretty cheap but only in season

    • @heckin_dinosaw
      @heckin_dinosaw 5 месяцев назад

      @@Nbdyspr yeah, in season they're pretty cheap, but not so much out of season

  • @sdtyler40
    @sdtyler40 5 месяцев назад +33

    The ending dude. Thanks for giving me nightmares😂

  • @orionselmanoff994
    @orionselmanoff994 21 день назад +1

    "The powder I found inside the knife was for gripping it"😂❤ good on ya mate!

  • @MiserableLunacy
    @MiserableLunacy 23 дня назад +1

    3:50
    the tip to use the mirror saved me the hassle to go to the store and get a second one
    Thank you so much

  • @sou0taku
    @sou0taku 5 месяцев назад +31

    This is a heavily underrated channel of this platform.

  • @loganlogon3720
    @loganlogon3720 5 месяцев назад +30

    Safe AND humane! You're doing God's work Turnah!😂

  • @MazeFrame
    @MazeFrame 5 месяцев назад +182

    The window rolling up... what if there was a second window (preferably from something that does not just shatter) that rolled up and potentially kept the thief in place until someone came by to pack them up?

    • @2906rick
      @2906rick 5 месяцев назад +11

      I like the way you think!

    • @TQFMTradingStrategies
      @TQFMTradingStrategies 5 месяцев назад +2

      Three Phase Battery?

    • @hansoak3664
      @hansoak3664 5 месяцев назад +17

      I think then the car would have to register as a slaughterhouse.

    • @kittytrail
      @kittytrail 5 месяцев назад +6

      "pack them up"? you mean, like a mortician? 🤤

    • @NigelTolley
      @NigelTolley 5 месяцев назад

      Can't edit my comment to add "None of those are nearly as funny though!"

  • @Gilinoisegoise
    @Gilinoisegoise 4 месяца назад +5

    Thank you for finding your way into my recommended

  • @ericison6032
    @ericison6032 2 месяца назад +1

    How does this guy not have millions and millions of subs, his dry humor is killing me.

  • @Frustratedfool
    @Frustratedfool 5 месяцев назад +101

    17:57 “Shall I try and pull him off?”. No. He tried to steal from you and that will just encourage him to come back again for more.

  • @Randy-q5h
    @Randy-q5h 5 месяцев назад +15

    I like what you found amongst the leaves in the door. (And the knife powder).

  • @firexpro9084
    @firexpro9084 5 месяцев назад +26

    A wise man once said "if you have one drill simply use a mirror"now you have 2😂

  • @Dethmobile
    @Dethmobile 15 дней назад +1

    That was one of the most funny vids I have seen in a long time! Both you and your wife(?) have great senses of humour. Ending was epic

  • @Thepuffingyank
    @Thepuffingyank 4 месяца назад +2

    Although when you described how to take apart the drill and what to use if you don’t have an extra drill, mirror 😂

  • @SP-ny1fk
    @SP-ny1fk 5 месяцев назад +44

    Mark ...Robber?
    The plot thickens!

  • @scottydouglass1892
    @scottydouglass1892 5 месяцев назад +5

    I can't even imagine drinking with you. I had so much fun the few times I went down under in the service. You guys have a level of sarcasm that makes me shoot beer out of my nose. I have to stop your videos occasionally to clean up my shirt.

  • @trevorhaddox6884
    @trevorhaddox6884 5 месяцев назад +57

    Video game crafting be like: "Just hammer the wires and a battery in."

    • @mrman9262
      @mrman9262 4 месяца назад +1

      video games taught me that if you duct tape some jewelry to a flash light you get a lightsaber

    • @ZeallustImmortal
      @ZeallustImmortal 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@mrman9262damn, time for another playthrough...

  • @LukeBrownSM
    @LukeBrownSM 5 месяцев назад +5

    This video is absolutely amazing, but watching y'all precariously lean near that wildly unstable autonomous contraption of rotating blades and flying metal without any eye protection made my palms sweaty

  • @travistee07
    @travistee07 Месяц назад +1

    I don't usually comment but this guy is hilarious! The hammering of the wires and battery broke my composure xD

  • @brandingald177
    @brandingald177 5 месяцев назад +8

    You know it's a good year when we get THREE uploads from Turnah und the year isn't even over yet

  • @jessiejames2155
    @jessiejames2155 5 месяцев назад +12

    "...I am now in Jail for attempted muder.
    But,...I came up with a better way to deter criminals..."

  • @cattameme
    @cattameme 5 месяцев назад +23

    When the king sends you out to get the best engineer in the world but he dies and you get this guy.

  • @semibreve
    @semibreve Месяц назад +2

    I love how your wife supports you through all of this craziness hahahaha

  • @stylif6651
    @stylif6651 3 месяца назад +1

    Just Simply Brilliant 😂 thank you!
    • 'If you only have 1 drill simply use a mirror' 😂🤣

  • @6yjjk
    @6yjjk 5 месяцев назад +20

    Classy lady, dances with him before she tries pulling him off.

  • @ArmaGuyz
    @ArmaGuyz 5 месяцев назад +7

    This is youtube gold. So much room for activities.

  • @JasonBechervaise
    @JasonBechervaise 5 месяцев назад +36

    That's not a knife... THIS is a knife.

  • @joey21wy
    @joey21wy Месяц назад +2

    You walk up to a car with warnings “Warning car practices Self defense”

  • @devist8er117
    @devist8er117 4 месяца назад +8

    3:49 underrated joke 😂

  • @flfl2
    @flfl2 5 месяцев назад +13

    Can't believe no-ones talking about what a good lookin' rooster Chubesie is?

  • @Unapersonaconunmicroscopio
    @Unapersonaconunmicroscopio 5 месяцев назад +13

    The knife powder gives you more grip strength if you breathe it

    • @Sammasambuddha
      @Sammasambuddha 4 месяца назад +1

      Gymnasts use this powder for said purpose!

    • @monkeboi0101
      @monkeboi0101 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Sammasambuddha*snorting sounds intensify*

  • @elirevzen418
    @elirevzen418 5 месяцев назад +20

    This is one massive pneumatic cylinder away from being a Michael Reeves video

  • @joshuaporter1905
    @joshuaporter1905 Месяц назад +2

    Wow, watermelons are $30 in Australia? That's crazy. During the summer months you can get them for like $6 here in California.

  • @ThePCExpertAmateur
    @ThePCExpertAmateur Месяц назад +2

    I love your sense of humor!

  • @GreatSageSunWukong
    @GreatSageSunWukong 5 месяцев назад +12

    they would definitely sell these in south africa, after all they had a flame thrower car alarm thing years ago

  • @marcharrison9847
    @marcharrison9847 5 месяцев назад +11

    Do this full time keep making OP security systems like a bike who's wheels fall off when it gets stolen and goes over a certain speed

    • @xiufan9156
      @xiufan9156 Месяц назад

      You are actually evil..

  • @winstonsmith3696
    @winstonsmith3696 5 месяцев назад +15

    Tommo, will never have a stuffy nose again. Great rhinoplasty

  • @xModernDrummerPs3
    @xModernDrummerPs3 5 месяцев назад

    the fact you did this with an 08 pontiac wave makes me happy, these cars are very susceptible to being stolen from considering the security systems fail alot and are usually removed to save the battery.

  • @qyouwilber5734
    @qyouwilber5734 Месяц назад +3

    Sick, Funny and then Silly. Great vid.

  • @jeremiahyeo5863
    @jeremiahyeo5863 5 месяцев назад +18

    (20:58) The adult version of Chucky

    • @scottneil1187
      @scottneil1187 5 месяцев назад

      So Chucky then?. He's already an adult. You mean the adult version of a good guy doll.

    • @Sergeant_Morf
      @Sergeant_Morf 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @defaultui9625
    @defaultui9625 5 месяцев назад +25

    I know this is meant as a joke, but for people that are unaware, at least in the US, setting booby traps like this is highly illegal.

    • @Jell0zz
      @Jell0zz 4 месяца назад +2

      Until it becomes the only defense left, it does seem slightly excessive.

    • @ExistentialGojora
      @ExistentialGojora 4 месяца назад

      Thank you so much. I haven't laughed this hard in a little bit.

  • @alexp974
    @alexp974 5 месяцев назад +6

    Not only does it stop the thief from stealing, but it holds them for police 😂

  • @squaredanimator
    @squaredanimator 4 месяца назад +4

    this guy is the howtobasic of invention channels

  • @draketheduelist
    @draketheduelist Месяц назад +1

    Jigsaw motive in the movies: "Most people are so ungrateful to be alive."
    Jigsaw motive IRL: "I saw somebody build a thief trap on RUclips, but I thought I could do it better..."

  • @batlover64
    @batlover64 5 месяцев назад +22

    Lmao, this is unhinged. Imagine this guy defending his home in The Purge.