Josh Makes Gordon Ramsay's Beef Wellington With 7-Eleven Ingredients

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  • Опубликовано: 3 мар 2021
  • Today, Josh is making Gordon Ramsay's famous Beef Wellington with only ingredients found at 7-Eleven. MK # 057
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    Time Codes
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    Demiglace & Duxelle - 0:57
    Hot Dog Log - 7:19
    Wrap and Fry - 10:40
    Recipe
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    Step 1: Make Demiglace & Duxelle
    Ingredients
    * 2 hot dogs
    * 1 Large Coke slurpee
    * 2 Large bags Jack Link’s Original
    * 3 Small bags Jack Links Teriyaki
    * 1 can Hormel Chili in bowl
    * 2 cans water
    * Butter
    Duxelles
    * ¼ cup Pickled Jalapenos
    * 1 cup Pico De Gallo
    * Handful of veggie straws
    * Handful of ranch Corn nuts
    1) Put sausage, beef jerky, coke slurpee, chili and water into instant pot and pressure cook
    2) Strain
    3) Reduce down until it is a demiglace
    4) While that is cooking/reducing, add pico, jalapeno, veggie straws, and corn nuts to a food processor and blend. Add mixture to a pot and cook until paste has been reached.
    Equipment
    * Instant Pot
    * Food processor
    Step 2: Hot Dog Log
    Ingredients
    * 8 hot dogs + 3 additional hot dogs
    * 3 egg whites
    * ¼ cup flour
    1) Add 8 hot dogs to a food processor with egg white and flour. Blend until a smooth paste. Add smooth paste onto a sheet of plastic wrap then place three hot dogs inside, making sure the paste is in the middle of each hot dog.
    2) Wrap in more layers of plastic wrap to create an even cylinder. Poach in boiling water then chill in ice bath. Let cool in fridge overnight.
    Step 3: Wrap and Fry
    Ingredients
    * Finished duxelle
    * 3 Hot dogs
    * Lunchmeat ham
    * Mustard
    * Nacho cheese
    * Flamin hot cheetos
    1) Preheat deep fryer to 350 degrees
    2) Scrape sauce and cheese off of pizza and roll out leftover dough. Spread duxelles over the pizza then layer on lunchmeat ham.
    3) Mix together mustard and nacho cheese and brush onto the hot dog log
    4) Add the hot dog log to the middle of the pizza, then roll, tie off with twine, and deep fry until golden brown.
    5) Serve with demi glace and crushed Flamin Hot Cheetos.
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  • @boneclawwalker3778
    @boneclawwalker3778 3 года назад +6614

    Gordon really should be proud of Josh because Josh actually does have all of the skills of a well trained chef he just chooses to use his powers for evil

    • @THEUrinalCake
      @THEUrinalCake 3 года назад +248

      He's an agent of chaos. Classically trained chaos.

    • @patheticseal
      @patheticseal 3 года назад +4

      @cody sonnet no, you are weird

    • @bjsmith6682
      @bjsmith6682 3 года назад +4

      I do the same

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 3 года назад +2

      lmao

    • @Alpha-bl7hv
      @Alpha-bl7hv 3 года назад +4

      gordon would not be proud of that fake crap.

  • @harveyholmes9533
    @harveyholmes9533 3 года назад +2731

    It’s more upsetting because he clearly knows what he’s talking about and yet still chooses this horrifying journey

    • @xunder3
      @xunder3 3 года назад +16

      Underrated.
      Not to mention that this vid goes a long way to explain why human beings will be one of the two likeliest species to proliferate during a nuclear winter. The roaches, otoh, wouldn't be able to find enough untrammeled nutrition in this "food", and would be better off waiting for the humans who survive this "cooking" to die of its "natural causes".

    • @maryjoyspohrer256
      @maryjoyspohrer256 3 года назад +30

      He chooses to be adventurous and he's happy and successful! What more can a man ask for in his profession?

    • @idontknowwhoiam3769
      @idontknowwhoiam3769 3 года назад +29

      He has fun with food. He knows the rules, but he'd rather just play and have a good time

    • @jodifoster9820
      @jodifoster9820 2 года назад +4

      Dad?

    • @narius_jaden215
      @narius_jaden215 2 года назад +7

      I prefer it this way, he's shitting on the irritating behavior of top tier chefs and their awful attitudes xD.

  • @RockinCuber
    @RockinCuber 2 года назад +1868

    Josh is the human embodiment of "Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist"

  • @JoeCastro
    @JoeCastro 2 года назад +659

    As a former chef, I must say this is very refreshing haha. You actually know culinary techniques and have a solid understanding of flavor profiles, but you don’t take yourself too serious. Fun is a lost art in the kitchen. Kudos

    • @lakidavis790
      @lakidavis790 Год назад +8

      "Fun is a lost art in the kitchen" Holy mother of--

  • @paigederhammer6723
    @paigederhammer6723 3 года назад +6285

    Josh’s dedication on waking up every day and choosing violence is so admirable.

    • @TheBillJohnsonVarietyHour
      @TheBillJohnsonVarietyHour 3 года назад +115

      There's choosing violence and then there's the nuclear warfare that this is. Mutually assured destruction, and I for one am HERE FOR IT

    • @GuireGod
      @GuireGod 3 года назад +24

      Yep he’s right, a guy got botulism from the golden liquid (nacho cheese). Doctors didn’t know what was going on until he started to have organ failure and couldn’t breathe on his own. Eventually did make a recovery only after 6 months of rehabilitation.

    • @kevinhanson6965
      @kevinhanson6965 3 года назад +20

      Theres choosing violence and theres choosing war crimes.

    • @guowang6524
      @guowang6524 3 года назад +24

      “Some men just want to watch the world burn”

    • @ginichimaru001
      @ginichimaru001 3 года назад +6

      @@GuireGod yeah cuz you shouldn't eat anything from a dented can, it's a guarenteed way to get botulism

  • @SigmAnalog
    @SigmAnalog 3 года назад +3231

    I feel like this is what would happen if a raccoon spent two years doing nothing but watching Food Network.

  • @kellidockery7972
    @kellidockery7972 3 года назад +389

    I love seeing what Josh considers to be a good substitute because no one else would ever think "I can't find any parsley but flamin hot cheetos are practically the same thing"

    • @Claubuza
      @Claubuza 2 года назад +9

      Right, the Veggie Straws were right there.

  • @BBG06301
    @BBG06301 3 года назад +261

    When Josh explains what every cheap ingredient is gonna do in the dish, for the life of me, I cannot tell if he's trolling or not. The mystery has kept me here.

  • @EmmiJade
    @EmmiJade 3 года назад +1852

    my favorite part of this is how Josh makes it clear he does in fact know what he's doing, he 's just doing this to spite one specific person lol

    • @kieran.grant_
      @kieran.grant_ 3 года назад +87

      Josh is a God amongst men, specifically one of the trickster God's like Loki or Anansi.

    • @mmori673
      @mmori673 3 года назад +25

      he's one of my cooking heroes and this episode is just cementing it

    • @garretmangio9756
      @garretmangio9756 3 года назад +28

      I wonder how many times Ramsay had to hold back from hiring ninjas on this guy just realizing whacking him just makes Josh win?

    • @xunder3
      @xunder3 3 года назад +1

      @@mmori673 "Cement" with "cooking" with "this episode". Yes, this. Thank you.

    • @brahtrumpwonbigly7309
      @brahtrumpwonbigly7309 3 года назад +1

      Kinda cringe actually. Never saw that he knew what he was doing, just that he was upset at Gordon Ramsey I guess.

  • @kutekaimunster
    @kutekaimunster 3 года назад +715

    You can hear Trevor’s soul leave his body when he says “yes chef” 😂

    • @tankedwarthog6424
      @tankedwarthog6424 3 года назад +16

      It did look like Trevor was going to throw up when he took that first bite

    • @Smorans
      @Smorans 3 года назад +11

      I imagined he was crying lol 😂

    • @robertborland5083
      @robertborland5083 3 года назад +6

      @@Smorans No doubt tears of joy.

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye 3 года назад

      I hear suppressed laughter.

  • @izzyiscreating4358
    @izzyiscreating4358 2 года назад +109

    Coming as someone who was formerly on EBT and shopped at the dollar store for my groceries--this is honestly awesome. Ways to transform cheap food into something nicer would've been so helpful during that period, so I actually appreciate what you're doing here

    • @babsbylow6869
      @babsbylow6869 2 года назад +2

      Check out Larry at The Wolfe Pitt channel. His eating on a budget videos may strike your fancy.

  • @AR-ln7ip
    @AR-ln7ip 3 года назад +205

    I respect that every day, Josh wakes up with the talent, skill, and opportunity to do great things with his life, but instead chooses evil.

  • @marihagemeyer8166
    @marihagemeyer8166 3 года назад +2254

    josh knows he's never getting fired because he's the only trained chef that will do any food crime rhett and link ask him to

    • @beckywithgoodhair19
      @beckywithgoodhair19 3 года назад +72

      He cooked his bosses' pee! I don't think even Gordon Ramsey can do that!

    • @Kazem_AlGhaiz
      @Kazem_AlGhaiz 3 года назад +7

      @@beckywithgoodhair19 what episode was that?

    • @cultblue9619
      @cultblue9619 3 года назад +12

      @@Kazem_AlGhaiz I think it was Will it Cupcake

    • @uhohhotdog151
      @uhohhotdog151 3 года назад +42

      I don't think josh was professionally trained. Or maybe he said he never went to culinary school.

    • @jamer2010
      @jamer2010 3 года назад +102

      He is never getting fired because he is actually the love child of Rhett and Link. Extreme chaos and zero aversion to food like Rhett (also see hair) and just unintended sweetness and innocence like Link.

  • @Peaceisalie
    @Peaceisalie 3 года назад +2182

    Everyone's talking about a Josh and Gordon collab, but, may I submit a slight alternative: Josh as a contestant on Hell's Kitchen.

    • @pmaac1564
      @pmaac1564 3 года назад +75

      gordon takes josh’s job now it’s Gordon Ramsey’s Mythical Kitchen

    • @ReinTenebres
      @ReinTenebres 3 года назад +78

      I kinda actually want Rhett and Link to try and slip Josh into that.

    • @xboxonestileshome2821
      @xboxonestileshome2821 3 года назад +2

      YESS

    • @amd098
      @amd098 3 года назад +33

      Shatter the glass, Josh comes and critiques one of Gordon's restaurants.

    • @beeboi0097
      @beeboi0097 3 года назад +4

      Yes omg we need that

  • @Subxenox15
    @Subxenox15 2 года назад +52

    The best part is how confident Josh is through this whole process, knowing full well it's an abomination like no other.

  • @maerski5171
    @maerski5171 3 года назад +59

    youve heard of "Is Hotdog a Sandwich?" podcast but have you heard of "Is Beef Wellington a Corndog?"

  • @DenethorDurrandir
    @DenethorDurrandir 3 года назад +1858

    This is the best culinary shitpost I've seen since the Filthy frank era, I'm proud

    • @Trytocookthis
      @Trytocookthis 3 года назад +20

      omg. now im thinking of hair cake.

    • @thorstefansson7393
      @thorstefansson7393 3 года назад +6

      ur dads name is Beer?

    • @bigsmoke6675
      @bigsmoke6675 2 года назад +17

      Ever heard of kilian's famous "crab a la Pep maximum"? It's a wonderful recipe, in his words: " i wanted rain, and i figured the best way to get it was to make god cry"

    • @gotmelk4280
      @gotmelk4280 2 года назад +3

      Long live hair cake

    • @angelodewitt6336
      @angelodewitt6336 2 года назад

      @@Trytocookthis delicious

  • @wcrb15
    @wcrb15 3 года назад +501

    There is something poetic about taking the trashiest of ingredients and applying classical cooking techniques to make something beautiful. I love this channel

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 3 года назад +8

      "Jamon de Seven Eleven" 🤣

    • @Thatkimm
      @Thatkimm 3 года назад +1

      Lol what classical techniques are you referring to??

    • @michellebowen1194
      @michellebowen1194 3 года назад

      @@Thatkimm With the exception of deep frying instead of baking this process is very similar to the process used to make a classic beef wellington.

    • @Thatkimm
      @Thatkimm 3 года назад +1

      @@michellebowen1194 right, the process is similar as in you take meat and wrap it with pastry and ham, but it’s a stretch to say any classical technique is involved.

    • @jotoolethrower
      @jotoolethrower 3 года назад

      @@recoil53 really wanted him to go full fancy and plumb for Jamon de sept onze

  • @goner.9989
    @goner.9989 2 года назад +22

    Josh is the culinary equivalent of a free jazz musician. Twisting the rules which he understands well for a new creative possibility. Amazing.

  • @scottjost2167
    @scottjost2167 3 года назад +44

    this is peak angry, passive-aggressive, witty josh and i'm here for it

  • @Techn0Fox
    @Techn0Fox 3 года назад +340

    The reaction is gonna go either of two ways:
    1. He will praise him for being unconventional but creative.
    2. He will call him a donkey.

    • @zathtanks
      @zathtanks 3 года назад +18

      or he just entirely ignores it assuming he's hallucinating

    • @kimraudenbush427
      @kimraudenbush427 3 года назад +10

      3. He does both #1 & #2. "Very nice. It's not raw. But why didn't you use FRESH ingredients, you DONKEY!"

    • @GokuBlack-tn6yn
      @GokuBlack-tn6yn 3 года назад +5

      neither he is gonna stab him in his sleep :)

    • @Svol09
      @Svol09 3 года назад

      Actually there is three. He will kill him.

    • @zanerkindardis8978
      @zanerkindardis8978 3 года назад +1

      Why not both?

  • @Bobbnoxious
    @Bobbnoxious 3 года назад +3111

    I dream of the day when Josh gets Gordon Ramsay on "Food Fears"

    • @marxsono4236
      @marxsono4236 3 года назад +16

      Ouhhh I wish

    • @nicd10541
      @nicd10541 3 года назад +19

      bring this comment to the top for them to do it!

    • @MarcJaxon
      @MarcJaxon 3 года назад +109

      And it would literally be anything Josh has made on this show.
      Gordon fears all that is Josh.

    • @jochemsturkenboom643
      @jochemsturkenboom643 3 года назад +36

      I'm not sure who would be more afraid: Gordon or the food

    • @woolypuffin392
      @woolypuffin392 3 года назад +19

      @Gordon Ramsey Please collab with Josh for Food Fears!

  • @Randomninja47
    @Randomninja47 2 года назад +56

    I just love that Josh wakes up every day and chooses Chaos.

  • @rmisionero
    @rmisionero 2 года назад +64

    Josh is the Joker of Culinary Arts. He's absolutely mad.

  • @youhyun27
    @youhyun27 3 года назад +573

    I'm so proud that Josh can finally close the food processor lid with confidence

  • @jillmiranda07
    @jillmiranda07 3 года назад +409

    He was so caught up on thinking whether or not he could, he didn't stop to think if he should...

    • @stevethebeal
      @stevethebeal 3 года назад +31

      I think Josh knows he shouldn't, which is probably why he did.

    • @NineAtoms1
      @NineAtoms1 3 года назад +12

      And now he's patented it, packaged it, and, uh, thrown it in a lunchbox. And, uh, there you have it. Chefs find a way.

    • @simonwilliams3105
      @simonwilliams3105 3 года назад +5

      You got it backwards

  • @marcuspi999
    @marcuspi999 3 года назад +96

    "Since they don't have any soup bones at 7-Eleven, I'm gonna be starting it off with a medium Coke Slurpy." Ha!

  • @luka9416
    @luka9416 2 года назад +14

    The fact that people eat with their eyes first is the first thing they teach you in culinary school. The way he added the cheetos to the dish really made it into a 10/10 meal.

  • @vspence2
    @vspence2 3 года назад +2548

    I’m convinced Josh is a masochist if he wants Gordon to be on the show. Just 20 minutes of yelling and insults. Josh would probably be in ecstasy

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +14

      Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear vs

    • @trenchiano
      @trenchiano 3 года назад +3

      Oh you know he is xD

    • @al-aurum2457
      @al-aurum2457 3 года назад +47

      Josh: step on me gordon sama

    • @elvi5_40theparakeet_gaming9
      @elvi5_40theparakeet_gaming9 3 года назад +18

      @@ciciwoods4556 No, Josh is a masochistic, sadistic psychopath, or a sociopath at least. That is for certain. Basically he is Darkness, but a buff and terrifying dude instead.

    • @dickhammerbush172
      @dickhammerbush172 3 года назад +2

      He's my spirit animal. A human.

  • @galvendorondo
    @galvendorondo 3 года назад +719

    I think at this point a Collab between Josh and Gordon is mandatory.

    • @baden4462
      @baden4462 3 года назад +5

      is mythical kitchen renowned enough to get Gordon's attention and want to do this?? I dont know but I'd love to see a collab

    • @connordavis6060
      @connordavis6060 3 года назад +8

      @@baden4462 they already have before

    • @brubblegums
      @brubblegums 3 года назад +2

      Look, I never would have put Ramsay and Steve-O in the kitchen together and that happened. A collaboration between them would be so great!

    • @idontknowwhoiam3769
      @idontknowwhoiam3769 3 года назад

      Or just forcing Gordon to try this

  • @nopenope1018
    @nopenope1018 2 года назад +12

    "Now that we have De-cheesed our pizza"
    This is just one of so many of the things in this video that no one should ever say. For any reason. Ever.

  • @lashedsuns4529
    @lashedsuns4529 2 года назад +2

    When home boy starts flinging the hot dogs around at 8:40... I lost it.

  • @joythefrankenfluffy1635
    @joythefrankenfluffy1635 3 года назад +1047

    This feels like a troll comment written on fine stationery.

    • @user-xs3lc4ky4h
      @user-xs3lc4ky4h 3 года назад +18

      Absurdly wonderful, a modern marvel.

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 3 года назад +27

      Let me add to the trolling then - Pig in Blanket is essentially a simplified Wellington.

    • @grumblefkitty
      @grumblefkitty 3 года назад +2

      @@user-xs3lc4ky4h possibly even post modern...

    • @00camttam
      @00camttam 3 года назад

      More like Heaven's Kitchen (serving more than manna and matza)

    • @xunder3
      @xunder3 3 года назад +7

      @@recoil53 Let me troll your troll... The beef in a Wellington is entirely covered, whereas the meat is exposed in a "pig in a blanket". A better analog is a corndog. You're welcome.

  • @iplayrushinrolet
    @iplayrushinrolet 3 года назад +2375

    This is like if a prisoner got his own cooking show, I love it.

    • @grottorabbit
      @grottorabbit 3 года назад +15

      We're having a spread.....

    • @Nomidfarms
      @Nomidfarms 3 года назад +32

      They have that. It’s called the prison cooking show lmfao. The dudes been out of jail for years and he started a cooking show about life inside

    • @fmbida
      @fmbida 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @frohn9461
      @frohn9461 3 года назад +13

      He is a prisoner he can't leave the kitchen or rhett will beat him

    • @idontknowwhoiam3769
      @idontknowwhoiam3769 3 года назад +7

      I can see that. Like how my boyfriend makes "Chinese food" by crushing hot cheetos into his ramen noodles. I wish he'd eat salad.

  • @whymorrow3152
    @whymorrow3152 3 года назад +12

    6:57 'La bûche de chien chaud'' bruh that made me laugh so hard, cuz in french we just say hot dog, ''chien chaud'' means a litteral *hot dog*. In french, there are certain words that are litteraly from the english language and there are no traductions to it, for example: hot dog, burger, and more.

  • @lilsgub
    @lilsgub 3 года назад +12

    Aside from the tomfoolery, Josh is like the most down to earth unpretentious chef and makes food/cooking so accessible to people

  • @aveleziii
    @aveleziii 3 года назад +130

    Every episode is a chaotic rant from Josh while he prepares some sort of Lovecraftian horror that he calls food. It really is a descent into madness with the rest of the crew along for the ride

    • @011nsd
      @011nsd 3 года назад +2

      Best comment ever!

    • @sjbchipmunk
      @sjbchipmunk 3 года назад +2

      and I love it!

  • @manic_misfit9722
    @manic_misfit9722 3 года назад +1649

    I'm equal parts disgusted, horrified, and impressed at this monstrosity

    • @XarasFox
      @XarasFox 3 года назад +28

      Same... it's like some kind of fringe experimental ghetto cuisine... When society collapses, these will be the new culinary artists.

    • @moneygrab610
      @moneygrab610 3 года назад +5

      That is about as apt a summary as it gets.

    • @bnashee
      @bnashee 3 года назад +2

      I feel like that can describe a lot of the things on this channel

    • @frohn9461
      @frohn9461 3 года назад

      You forgot scared

    • @rayzincrothravenwood1510
      @rayzincrothravenwood1510 3 года назад +4

      This is what I imagine as "fine dining" from the movie 'Idiocracy'.

  • @cloud7095
    @cloud7095 2 года назад +21

    “Our hot dog paste is nice and smooth.”
    I will be haunted for decades by this terrifying utterance.

  • @MeaganAshley
    @MeaganAshley 2 года назад +7

    I'm in tears at how serious he appeared! Well done, love. Someone get this man an Oscar.

  • @derryXDINES
    @derryXDINES 3 года назад +707

    The only way to solve this is to drop Gordon Ramsay in a 7-Eleven and see if he can come up with something better.

    • @peterkazmir
      @peterkazmir 3 года назад +42

      I would pay to see that.

    • @chrisphobia
      @chrisphobia 3 года назад +9

      Agreed!

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye 3 года назад +5

      That would be fun.

    • @ericbay70
      @ericbay70 3 года назад +2

      My money is on the professional chef

    • @Supertaldo916
      @Supertaldo916 3 года назад +6

      @@ericbay70 Josh is a professional chef

  • @cilantrolime
    @cilantrolime 3 года назад +377

    "I'm going to simply brush down Meat Log with our nacho cheese mustard."
    I have never heard a more cursed sentence in my life.

    • @milow8805
      @milow8805 3 года назад +1

      as i read this he said it o-o

    • @danmeldon8609
      @danmeldon8609 3 года назад +1

      cUrSeD!!1!1!!

    • @kimraudenbush427
      @kimraudenbush427 3 года назад +2

      Gordon Ramsay just woke up: he felt a disturbance in the Culinary Force....

    • @millenniumf1138
      @millenniumf1138 3 года назад +2

      That... is *not* the only cursed thing about this video.

  • @brinamay8354
    @brinamay8354 2 года назад +3

    I’ve watched this video enough times to recall the phrase “you’ve heard of thin lizzy now here’s thick glizzy“ when my sister was talking about thin lizzy, but not enough times that I could immediately remember where I heard said phrase. It was EXTREMELY satisfying to hear josh say it and have the memory coming back.

  • @anton2417
    @anton2417 2 года назад +4

    1:35 positively surprised that he mentioned thin lizzy, criminally underrated band worth a listen 10/10.

  • @mrkingsudo
    @mrkingsudo 3 года назад +312

    I want Gordon to comment on this recipe more than I've wanted anything else in my entire life.

    • @cstumpy51
      @cstumpy51 3 года назад +9

      World peace is always a good option but I suppose this works too

    • @Alymyster
      @Alymyster 3 года назад +1

      Right! Lol

    • @krimsonkarma8412
      @krimsonkarma8412 3 года назад +4

      He'd have an aneurysm

    • @DanielTubeHQ-DTHQ
      @DanielTubeHQ-DTHQ 3 года назад +1

      We all do

    • @thereprehensible435
      @thereprehensible435 3 года назад +2

      I'd love to just force Gordon to watch and react to this entire video.

  • @EwokPanda
    @EwokPanda 3 года назад +383

    Josh grabbed a metal pot with his bare hands, from a pressure cooker that literally said, "burn." This man is unreal.

    • @Spirosaur
      @Spirosaur 3 года назад +3

      Definitely a professional chef

    • @TheODkilla
      @TheODkilla 3 года назад +5

      And he only used 1% of his power to actively regenerate all the skin cells that were dying as he was holding it

  • @peterjarvis7334
    @peterjarvis7334 3 года назад +26

    Josh is actually a really good at what he does. That video about Gordons grilled cheese was awesome nice to see even him getting something wrong lol

  • @danielleking262
    @danielleking262 3 года назад +17

    Josh is truly a mad scientist in the kitchen. I really am not sure if I am terrified or impressed.

  • @casuallilolme2485
    @casuallilolme2485 3 года назад +749

    “Man angers world class chef by trying to make a dish from stuff that could be found in a dumpster but was actually sold for the intention of eating”

    • @vortigan7362
      @vortigan7362 3 года назад +1

      Yeah that's pretty much sum's it up

    • @alexipestov7002
      @alexipestov7002 3 года назад +5

      @@vortigan7362 So Cutthroat Kitchen: Convenience Store Edition

    • @thewerebear1
      @thewerebear1 3 года назад +3

      I feel like this is revenge for the grilled cheese

    • @gavriloradosavljevic8508
      @gavriloradosavljevic8508 3 года назад

      the fact you didn't say "for the intention of human consumption" so sell it off as a world class sentence angers me

  • @angelabernhardt6761
    @angelabernhardt6761 3 года назад +150

    I love how Trevor's voice broke as he cried "Yes, Chef!" as if it was physically painful for him to imply that he agreed with Josh on this culinary abomination. lol

  • @SonOfWat
    @SonOfWat 2 года назад +4

    As an Irishman and a rocker Josh’s referencing Thin Lizzy brought a tear to my eye and a fist pump to the air!

  • @RedGrimGrumble
    @RedGrimGrumble 2 года назад +5

    Maybe a series where Josh makes "fancy" dishes using only ingredients from a fast-food restaurant / convenience store or sorts.
    Would love to see a traditional Surf & Turf with Filet Of Fish

  • @runebacca
    @runebacca 3 года назад +471

    This is basically the prison version of beef wellington.

    • @hppd1699
      @hppd1699 3 года назад +4

      Basically.

    • @Hankbhomeless
      @Hankbhomeless 3 года назад +16

      Nah its like the college kid or low income version

    • @jacobbarisa4899
      @jacobbarisa4899 3 года назад +6

      Everything he makes is the prison version of whatever tf he’s making

    • @adreiiaii510
      @adreiiaii510 3 года назад +1

      @@Hankbhomeless except that this was like, almost 50$ in stuff from a 7-11 lol.

  • @totallykrazzy
    @totallykrazzy 3 года назад +280

    Trevor looks like he aged a good 5 years between the last time we saw him and now

    • @vicjr.1813
      @vicjr.1813 3 года назад +19

      Result of working long hours and more days than usual, the crew is incredibly busy because they also contribute a lot to content creation and just the amount of channels GMM has

    • @SpencerLee97
      @SpencerLee97 3 года назад +10

      They grow up so fast 😢

    • @AnakinSkyobiliviator
      @AnakinSkyobiliviator 3 года назад +6

      He will always be the boy that pewped his pants in our hearts.

    • @sundaymonday2331
      @sundaymonday2331 3 года назад

      Yes

  • @rham5817
    @rham5817 2 года назад

    What a video to start my mythical kitchen journey on. lol time to check out the rest this was hilarious!

  • @RedRoxRc
    @RedRoxRc 2 года назад

    By far the most entertaining cooking video I’ve ever seen. Bravo! I have to wonder if Gordon has seen this!

  • @theaberrantdon
    @theaberrantdon 3 года назад +114

    I tweeted this to Gordon Ramsay. I told him his beef wellington has been challenged. I would really like it if this turned into a reaction video.

    • @the-outsider
      @the-outsider 3 года назад +9

      You're doing the world a favor man, I need to see him react to this! I just hope Gordon doesn't have an actual heart attack from just the idea alone.

  • @TheKcKatastrophie
    @TheKcKatastrophie 3 года назад +440

    I want Josh to take this to Masterchef and watch the light die from Ramsey's eyes slowly

    • @mitchellthompson3025
      @mitchellthompson3025 3 года назад +10

      That legitimately made me laugh out loud!

    • @bobbyamore3283
      @bobbyamore3283 3 года назад +2

      This comment made me laugh way more than I should have. 😂

    • @Grichecth
      @Grichecth 3 года назад +2

      I can count on one hand the amount of times i've actually lol'd from a comment, I think this tops the list.

    • @raphaelsolo
      @raphaelsolo 3 года назад +2

      Sunuva, I'm gonna get yelled at for being too loud I'm laughing so hard.

    • @DanielTubeHQ-DTHQ
      @DanielTubeHQ-DTHQ 3 года назад +1

      Hahaha now this would be hilarious.....

  • @KuariThunderclaw
    @KuariThunderclaw 2 года назад +6

    This is how you create super villains... you're going to drive Gordon Ramsey to madness and make him start a chef purge XD
    That being said, this IS hilarious.
    The question is what to call it.... the 7-We11ington?

  • @CueVueTV
    @CueVueTV 3 года назад +4

    16:07 I was skeptical about this whole thing until you substituted with Flamin' Hot

  • @silvrbackstyle6410
    @silvrbackstyle6410 3 года назад +234

    Josh cooks like he’s been to prison...he would be the Gordon Ramsay of the yard

  • @Rico_71
    @Rico_71 3 года назад +303

    Gordon is going to have a double stroke when he sees this. And I'm all about it lol

  • @lunamarie1637
    @lunamarie1637 2 года назад +1

    8:45 his Beavis and Butthead laugh was gold

  • @CueVueTV
    @CueVueTV 3 года назад +4

    8:29 PTSD Flashbacks to McDonald's PINK SLIME MCNUGGETS........

  • @NatalieJTheatre
    @NatalieJTheatre 3 года назад +110

    Appreciation for:
    1.) The name “7-Elevington.”
    2.) The Thin Lizzy reference.
    3.) The fancy plate!
    4.) Josh’s unwavering commitment to the ‘concept.’
    5.) The very idea of this episode.
    😂

  • @tedpabst5997
    @tedpabst5997 3 года назад +144

    Watching josh make the demiglace is one of the most horrifying things I've ever seen. I loved every second of it

    • @alexanderkirkley6280
      @alexanderkirkley6280 3 года назад +3

      The demi-glace was great, but watching him spread that hot dog paste had to fast forward my stomach couldn't handle that what color is that?

  • @Silvanas85
    @Silvanas85 2 года назад

    Lol!!! Trevor's whining was priceless. "I don't wanna."

  • @gabe101science
    @gabe101science 2 года назад +11

    I like how the mythical kitchen feels like broke college students trying to make food on a budget half the time

  • @VoiceSnacks
    @VoiceSnacks 3 года назад +993

    Alternate Video Title: “Josh Pokes the Bear for 18 Minutes”

    • @wildmoose3979
      @wildmoose3979 3 года назад +10

      @@oopsInc777 josh bombs the bear for 18 minutes

    • @BeanOnYoutube
      @BeanOnYoutube 3 года назад +6

      josh unleashes a nuclear warhead on the bear for 18 minutes

    • @dinnerboons1504
      @dinnerboons1504 3 года назад +5

      @@oopsInc777 josh bear 18 minutes

    • @johnw594
      @johnw594 3 года назад +1

      @@dinnerboons1504 this is the one

    • @kimraudenbush427
      @kimraudenbush427 3 года назад +4

      Just wait: the next video will involve lamb chops, and Josh will say "I found it, Chef!" Then he'll hold up The Lamb Sauce, and slowly dump it on the floor with an "Oops!"

  • @brakistroier
    @brakistroier 3 года назад +164

    "Death. Death is near."
    Off to a good start.

  • @ashleysteinhaus9447
    @ashleysteinhaus9447 2 года назад +3

    This should be a new series of yours Josh. You could make fancy dishes out of cheap ingredients call something like trash made into treasure. Kind of the opposite of fancy fast food

  • @Mason-lr5dz
    @Mason-lr5dz 2 года назад

    I've never hit subscribe so fast. Absolutely wonderful.

  • @RickRami
    @RickRami 3 года назад +258

    Can we get a series where Josh goes full serious mode and shows off all his cooking knowledge and skills

    • @maximus1593
      @maximus1593 3 года назад +8

      tell me when that happen. i need that

    • @maverickmckee9198
      @maverickmckee9198 3 года назад +21

      The Cook Food Good series?

    • @Isla824
      @Isla824 3 года назад +1

      the chopped style ep they did was kinda like this just with added chaos

    • @littlehollow7196
      @littlehollow7196 3 года назад +17

      Should be an April Fool's episode.

    • @jelyl
      @jelyl 3 года назад +6

      @@maverickmckee9198 shhhh we dont talk about that series because nobody watched it but we're still proud of the work they did

  • @ginger_nosoul
    @ginger_nosoul 3 года назад +163

    The most disturbing thing about this episode is how he opens the bags of corn nuts/ veggie straws.

    • @jenniferdinkel2609
      @jenniferdinkel2609 3 года назад +8

      Bless, I never read comments and only did to make sure I wasn't the only one baffled by how he opened chip bags.

    • @KennyKakes1
      @KennyKakes1 3 года назад +1

      I can't unsee this

  • @666meowmixx
    @666meowmixx 2 года назад

    this is the most cooking show-esque episode of mythical kitchen and i really appreciate it

  • @jesshigginbottom3866
    @jesshigginbottom3866 3 года назад +3

    Josh proves yet again how secure he is bc he fears no food and no man 😂 he is what he is and we are here for it

  • @prizzy1189
    @prizzy1189 3 года назад +135

    There's a fine line between crazy and genius Josh snorted that line

  • @D25Bev
    @D25Bev 3 года назад +1053

    Josh's tactic to piss of Gordon Ramsay by calling it 'french cuisine' 100 times whilst making a very British dish wasn't exactly subtle

    • @poop696969poop
      @poop696969poop 3 года назад +38

      Or, in the phrasing of Chris Morocco - "Old school stodgy French cuisine repurposed by the Brits"

    • @0zNIE
      @0zNIE 3 года назад +9

      also Gordon is Scottish and not British and that pisses him off lol

    • @D25Bev
      @D25Bev 3 года назад +36

      @@0zNIE Scottish people are British as they're part of Great Britain. Calling a Scottish person 'English' though is a sure-fire way to end up in hospital

    • @luke_fabis
      @luke_fabis 3 года назад +5

      Beef Wellington is basically just boeuf en croute with extra ingredients, all of which are basically French. It may have even been a French dish originally.

    • @JusNoBS420
      @JusNoBS420 3 года назад +1

      USA USA USA 😂

  • @NadarCosainAmber
    @NadarCosainAmber Год назад +1

    I hurt myself wheeze-laughing the whole way through - this is horrifyingly amazing :D Kudos Mythical team, kudos!

  • @uncannyvoid81
    @uncannyvoid81 2 года назад

    I just came around to the mythical kitchen and it's insane! I lov it

  • @linkmanJ
    @linkmanJ 3 года назад +453

    You can tell this is Josh’s most sarcastic video because he’s never acted this serious for a whole video

  • @natashasutton4260
    @natashasutton4260 3 года назад +103

    I just love how no matter what he's doing he always talks in like "real chef" terms. About the beauty and the color of things and using the correct terminology for things. Love it.

  • @tinuflint393
    @tinuflint393 2 года назад

    So so amusing and creative !!! Instant subscribe!!!

  • @MonkeBrain07
    @MonkeBrain07 2 года назад +6

    This video describes Josh perfectly. He's a well trained chef who uses his power for evil.

  • @indica_nail_artist_6363
    @indica_nail_artist_6363 3 года назад +84

    I love how him explaining the whole recipe makes sense sounds like a professional recipe, but then the meal itself makes ZERO sense lmfao he's very convincing🤷🏻‍♀️😂

  • @powerofanime1
    @powerofanime1 3 года назад +168

    "This is refined French cookery, so I'm gonna slop down this hotdog paste."
    -Josh, 2021

  • @GatorWrastler88
    @GatorWrastler88 2 года назад +1

    This dude got so caught up in asking if he could make a 7-11ington, but he forgot to ask if he SHOULD make a 7-11ington.

  • @willbrundish3749
    @willbrundish3749 3 года назад +434

    As a Brit, the existence of a mechanical 'chilli' dispensing tube in a convenience shop fascinates me

    • @holly6102
      @holly6102 3 года назад +3

      Haha same

    • @radrob1193
      @radrob1193 3 года назад +93

      You owe it to yourself to come visit this bastard child of a country, where meat and machine have formed an unholy alliance.

    • @dew7555
      @dew7555 3 года назад +16

      Imagine a coffee vending machine that doesn't have a filter so you get the grounds too

    • @3xfaster
      @3xfaster 3 года назад +8

      It’s large plastic box with a hot plate on the bottom. The chili is in a foil bag, and a mechanical pump kneads the bag to push the chili to dispense upon your meal. Sometimes it has a flat metal plate on top so there aren’t any gaps in the bag when it runs low.

    • @essermatt
      @essermatt 3 года назад +2

      @@dew7555 i have a cheap Kurig I don't have to imagine

  • @CMB505
    @CMB505 3 года назад +62

    Listen, real talk? The fact that you’re able to do this stuff with such unconventual items proves your own right as a chef.
    You get even more marks if it tastes good.

  • @chloe5688
    @chloe5688 2 года назад +2

    I love how at 14:55 whoever was captioning just gave up

  • @elizabethhowland5706
    @elizabethhowland5706 3 года назад +1

    josh's family meal line is so under-appreciated I was basically transported to el bulli 😂😂😂😂

  • @24555brent
    @24555brent 3 года назад +324

    Gordon Ramsay: **Exists**
    Josh: And I took that personally.

  • @JonKonLGL
    @JonKonLGL 3 года назад +1085

    Gordon actually responded to this on TikTok, his terror and disgust was glorious

  • @thomas123smith
    @thomas123smith 4 месяца назад

    "....all the juices from that cheese mustard absord into the hot dog log..."LMAO 15:04

  • @robertekis2450
    @robertekis2450 2 года назад

    Great video! You cracked me up for almost 19 minutes :)

  • @brubblegums
    @brubblegums 3 года назад +217

    Why do I feel like this isn't the first time Josh has de-cheesed a frozen pizza before?

    • @Brasc
      @Brasc 3 года назад +20

      It did seem to be a practiced motion.

  • @SlocumJoe7740
    @SlocumJoe7740 3 года назад +496

    The weird part is, the Algorithm decided this is the FIRST Mythical Kitchen video they show me...

    • @chrislarson9504
      @chrislarson9504 3 года назад +18

      welcome to the circus then where nothing is off limits where the lowest end of food is made to be some of the highest end food

    • @katusakirocks5630
      @katusakirocks5630 3 года назад +3

      Wait, Thats illegal. This video came from this year and this month…you can’t have a recent video in your recommended!!

    • @TyinAlaska
      @TyinAlaska 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @zksaint
      @zksaint 3 года назад

      Same

    • @davidKeever
      @davidKeever 3 года назад

      Same

  • @allywil5937
    @allywil5937 2 года назад

    Genius and funny as heck! You're a food genius!

  • @wolfetteplays8894
    @wolfetteplays8894 2 года назад

    0:12 lmao that was the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time 😂 😂

  • @MarcJaxon
    @MarcJaxon 3 года назад +19

    I am in awe of the absurdity that is Josh's work ethic and dedication to the bit. Gordon is gonna lose his mind, but it's absolutely brilliant.
    And, as a man near 40, I appreciate the Thin Lizzy reference.