3:28 "$400,000 to fire that gun, huh? yeah money well spent, them $200 bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are they?" jesus scout you didnt need to kill him twice
I remember exiting the spawn on 2fort as the Pyro one day to find three or four scouts flying around the room. Hearing a bunch of those scout screams was awesome. Mowing scouts down as a brass beast Heavy is also hilarious.
Nice hustle tons of fun! Next time eat a salad! ..... Nice hustle tons of fun! Next time eat a salad! ..... Nice hustle tons of fun! Next time eat a salad!
Overwatch may be a good game (only because Tracer's a cutie), but TF2 will always have one thing it doesn't: crude humor. xD lol Scout's voice lines are the best.
I love how meta scout gets, he refers to his teammates as "classes", he mentions rage quitting and talks about the price of heavy's bullets, indicating that he watched meet the heavy edit: he also says "the map" another edit: he points out soldier's crits
I know this comment is a bit old. But I think Random Crits are a legitimate, canonical thing, that exist in TF2’s universe. Like, Random Crits actually do exist for the characters. So he probably knows what Crits are because he’s seen them before.
original line if he didn't mess it up: i'm owning you, you fat bald bastard you piece of subhuman trash, 2000 years of human evolution to create a hairless fuck!
I love the domiation lines. 3:43 "Nice hustle, tons of fun! Next time eat a salad." 4:10 "Repeat after me! **gibberish** I'm dead." 4:47 "There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!" 4:55 "He-hey, you shapeshifted into a dead guy!"
As a ftp, I can testify to how annoying it is... And because I ftp, people assume I'm a bot immediately because of the stupid lack of voice commands... I get that it's temporary, but... It takes me weeks to even gain a level because I keep getting kicked for being a bot. Like... UGH! I literally just enter the server AS ENGIE!!!! AND I GET KICKED FOR BEING A BOT!!!! I AVOID SNIPER ALL TOGETHER BECAUSE APPARENTLY FTP SNIPER ALSO IMMEDIATELY MEANS BOT!!!! I CAN'T PLAY A SINGLE FREAKING GAME WITHOUT BEING KICKED FOR CHEATING WHEN I'M NOT OR GET KICKED IMMEDIATELY FOR BEING A BOT!!!!! AND BECAUSE I CAN'T SPEAK, I CAN'T TELL THEM I'M NOT A BOT!!!!
So... Apparently you need to buy something that's at least 5 usd, but it seems inconsistent as well. First it was only 1 usd but I've heard that there are people who've played over 5 usd and STILL can't use voice commands or chat.
TF2 takes place in the 70's. Super Mario 64 came out in the late 90's. I concluded that scout can run so fast he time travelled to the future and back.
3:43 "Nice hustle, tons of fun! Next time eat a salad." 4:10 "Repeat after me! *gibberish* I'm dead." 4:47 "There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!" 4:55 "He-hey, you shapeshifted into a dead guy!"
*Schadenfreude intensifies* Fun fact: Schadenfreude roughly translates into "malicious joy", (or a person that laughs at others misfortune) from german. Do with that as you will.
Ok but why is Scout actually simultaneously so wholesome and also mean "Hey look you shapeshifted into a dead guy!" "Got you you fat, bald bastard!" "Doctor, doctor, doctor..." to "Hey, look at me Ma!" "Found my ball!" "Alright, yeah, that's- naw, that's a pretty good job."
"Drop dead and give me 20." and "Pop quiz, how long does it take to beat a moron to death?" is by far my most favorite domination voice line by Scout, ever.
My favorites are “Diagnosis? YOU SUCK” “Oh you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?” “Here’s a schematic for ya: MY ASS!” “Here’s somethin’ you should’ve bought: A not dyin’ machine!”
Wheatley: I’M NOT A MORON! GLaDOS: YES YOU ARE! YOU’RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT! Wheatley: HOW ABOUT NOW?! NOW WHO’S A MORON?! COULD A MORON (SMASH) PUNCH (SMASH) YOU (SMASH) INTO (SMASH) THIS (SMASH) PIT? HUH?!? COULD A MORON DO THAT?!?!? Uh-oh.
4:35 "You're never gonna hit me! I got such a tiny head, you'll never hit my tiny head its so tiny! You'll never hit my tiny freakin head, its a tiny lil head!"
"Hey look, he shapeshifted into a dead guy!" "I'm not even wearing a helmet, what is your major malfunction BROTHA?" "Hey repeat after me, mmph mmbb mmph I'M DEAD!" *Scout is killing people without touching his gun*
"repeat after me MMMPH MMPH MPH IM DEAD" "DIIIS-MISSED!" "*sigh* doctor doctor doctor" "hey who`s on fire now?!" "snipe that you freakin coward!" "DOMINATED you shape-shifting rat!" are my favorite ones
His domination lines are literally exactly how the voice actor talks over voice chat. Look up some videos of him playing, it's literally like they just recorded him playing the game in beta or sumthn and used the best clips for it.
2:40 I don't _usually_ kill morons this fast 3:40 I, eat, your, SANDWICHES, I EAT 'EM ALL 3:43 Nice hustle tons-o-fun, next time eat a SALAD 3:57 where's your precious hippo-crates now? 4:55 He-hay look, ya shape-shifted into a *dead guy* 5:41 wununununuh 5:42 I'm a freaking blur here 6:18 hahaha, hahahaha, yea yea 8:10 _no_ 9:33 THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS 11:58 IM RUNNIN' CIRCLES AROUND YA
4:10 "repeat after me...
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM- I'm ded"
Mmmm i'm dead :v
Best line ever.
Why he gotta make fun of someone with a D I S A B I L I T Y * *SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR INTENSIFIES* *
Repeat after me sexy
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM- I'm ded
5:40 my favourite part
*WUNUNUNUNUNU*
Nobody:
*_HONDA CIVIC_* : 5:40
5:41
IM CRYINF OMG
*WUNUNUNUnununu*
5:42
Scout said freakin 21 times, yes. I counted.
*24
Something he’ll never pass as 😔
I dont know what is more shoking.
The FACT that he have such a poor speech or the fact that your prof pic is like perfect for this coment
Ya missed 3
@@rocky_therealnigga3850 25....
Heavy: exists
Scout: F A T
I am not FAT
@@Blade_wolf729 next time eat a salad
@@Blade_wolf729 hey nice one tons of fun, next time eat a salad
@@Blade_wolf729 dont worry, as long as you fight in my side, they're not gonna insult you, fellow American!
@@Cyrogenesis. HE IS RUSSIAN
Love how he breaks the 4th wall with "Yeah i dare ya , rage quit , come on make us both happy! " domination voice line
Also: "No other class can do that"
I know right
Self aware
I remember getting a domination as a scoot, i was just like "What? Was that a domination? Woah.. I'm so good." *Tne I get killed by shpee
Also 2x: oh what, you're gonna cry now? YOU'RE GONNA CRY NOW!?
3:28 "$400,000 to fire that gun, huh? yeah money well spent, them $200 bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are they?" jesus scout you didnt need to kill him twice
Of course he did, the heavy respawned
hm, scout can count?
The Scout isn't that smart proved in the lore, but he remembered the Heavy talking about how it takes 400,000$ to fire his gun for 12 seconds.
To be fair, I think those are two separate clips
Also “I think I’ll take Sasha (Heavy’s gun) out for steak dinner tonight.”
The most satisfying sounds a Sniper main can hear...
8:12
I remember exiting the spawn on 2fort as the Pyro one day to find three or four scouts flying around the room.
Hearing a bunch of those scout screams was awesome.
Mowing scouts down as a brass beast Heavy is also hilarious.
Indeed
yep
But for the mains scouts not
it's like a cup of sweet iced tea on a hot summer day: refreshing
4:34 - I like how much Scout embraces his physicality, and accepts its advantages.
_"You'll never hit my tiny head!"_
👀
CHICKEN.
Its good to love yourself
Eminem
zyo@@somedudefromapharmacy
Anybody else find it cute that he mentions his mom a lot? "Hi, Mom!" "Hey look, Mom!"
Rach Frisella you definitely won’t see him like that with his ‘dad’
ikr! but how about his dad??? :( TOM JONES
Hi,Ma!
Rach Frisella where is that moment
unipuppy
What if his dad js RED spy?
cuz in Meet The Spy?
(BLU Scout)
You know, I just realized how painful scout sounds when he screams in pain
A Very Disappointed Red Engineer it's kinda freaky ain't it?!
Valve tortures their voice actors for realistic death/pain voice lines.
You should hear junkrat's from overwatch
A Very Disappointed Red Engineer I love your RUclips name
He needs to be protected
Is nobody gonna talk about how good his insults are
they're god tier ngl
he just spits them so smoothly, if you hear "what is you're major malfunction brother" without the scout's slang it would sound shit
"Take that ya dumb bib wearin' dope"
Fat bald fatty fat... FAT fat
ah yes when he says "you suck" like 20 times
Can we acknowledge how calm and sincere he is at 7:13 ?
Yes he sounds so serene, I think about that line alot lol.
He sound calm
Love it
and how kind he sounds at 9:50
Take a shot when the scout says " freakin' "
I became Demoman.
I am dead
I became an drunk scottish cyclop which charges at people with an german grenade, arabian boots and an shield ._.
You'd die at the spy lines
The entire Blu team goes spy...
Fun fact: lagging scouts have no hitbox...
That is a fact everybody gets wrong, they do! It’s in their spawn though....
Theo TV flashbacks of the old Baby face Blaster
Dear god...
They have hitboxes?
So thats why I dont die on my old pc with scout...
fun fact: that's fixed
I'm disappointed that the characters don't say "That spy is a spy"
*ａｌｌ ｓｐｉｅｓ ａｒｅ s p i e s*
Same
'think sniper does
I think Heavy sometimes says, "Spy is Spy!"
David W. Smiecinski Nah He says “that spy is not our spy!”
3:43 is confirmed to be scouts favorite voice line
Nice hustle tons of fun! Next time eat a salad!
.....
Nice hustle tons of fun! Next time eat a salad!
.....
Nice hustle tons of fun! Next time eat a salad!
"This map ain't big enough for the two of us."
Kind of ironic isn't it? Especially when your team has like 5 scouts.
more like 5 spies/snipers
I once entered an Brazilian casual server with 5 or 6 Soldiers ._.
Overwatch may be a good game (only because Tracer's a cutie), but TF2 will always have one thing it doesn't: crude humor. xD lol Scout's voice lines are the best.
Yea the voice lines sounds like what RUclips 2017 would approve (no swearing, cussing, totally family friendly content)
Theo TV-
:/
* sounds of me rubbing my temples because of your sarcasam *
He's still funny.
And Tracer's still cute.
3:17 Here's a schematic for ya! *M Y A S S!* I love that voice line so much
Certainly fits for his robotic counterparts in MvM.
Fat bald fatty fat fat fat
Alrighty then...
E R E C T I N ‘ A N A S S
Kup TERAZ! It shoots poop
@@atotallyrealhuman8780 no
8:12 “The enemy has dropped our intelligence”
True
YATATATATATAYATATATATATATA DADJDYDBCCREEBDHCYGC KABOOM KABOOM
Real smooth Heavy TF2
Before intelligence was stolen: "Go go go!"
After intelligence was stolen: OU HG AQ
Capping scouts
Overwatch: Banned for insulting the enemy.
Tf2: 2:40 , 2:54 , 3:24 , 4:00 , 4:12
And im not even gonna talk about spy’s domination lines lol
Holy crap. Scout is truly my video game persona. I'm not racist. just, I feel him sometimes. I am him sometimes
@@giovanniritchieputra8981 Demo also have arabics cosmetics
Meanwhile spy:” here lies scout, he ran fast and died a virgin”
@@eliptical7033 na, it bands you from playing at all XD
"GOT YA YOU MENTAL DEFECTIVE"
Scout’s voice actor poured so much life into him and I love it
ChiliofDestiny/Nat did really well lol
Im 666 like
He actually streams tf2. He mains heavy
4:24
*"Snipe that YA FREAKIN COWARD."*
@@thememehead he does??
"Here's something you should've built: a not dying machine!"
uhh... dispenser?
Glad I’m not the only one that thought of that!
The machine Engie made for the two brothers?
... medic has such a machine.
Dead ringah
A dispener gives you health overtime and more ammo so it's a double win
I love how meta scout gets, he refers to his teammates as "classes", he mentions rage quitting and talks about the price of heavy's bullets, indicating that he watched meet the heavy
edit: he also says "the map"
another edit: he points out soldier's crits
I know this comment is a bit old. But I think Random Crits are a legitimate, canonical thing, that exist in TF2’s universe. Like, Random Crits actually do exist for the characters. So he probably knows what Crits are because he’s seen them before.
If I remember correctly the Director did film all of the meet the team videos so they would theoretically exist in their universe.
6:23 gives me PTSD
scunts, right?
@@thousandyardduel who else, huh
If u have PTSD will u be pillow willow?
Lenny + Schadenfreude bind the national Scunt combo
scunts will get ya
I L O V E M Y B A L L
ryan vargas +S
+S?
"hey i found my ball!"
wholesome boy
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It kinda sucks if you have just one xD
12:05
I'm gonna headbutt ya! I'M GONNA HEADBUTT YA!! *I'M GONNA HEADBUTT YA!*
Still haven't gotten headbutted
8:13
I got headbutted MEDIC!!!!!
12:06
6:03 his laughs are everything to me
they made my heart skip 🧍🏻♀️
It will get ruined by that lime scout with a pocket medic up his ass
I hear something purring😍
@@conner3419😟
@@conner3419REAL
8:08
Scout 1: Way to go, slugger!
Scout 2: Uh, no.
Scout 3: No!
Scout 4: No way.
Scout 1: *dies*
D E A T H
lol I cant rn- 🤣
It's similar to engi. Where engie 1 said gotta move that gear up and the other said no
@@usuallyawkward I was just goin to say that
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH* - Scout
4:52
hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your frickin' head in, 𝑯𝒖𝒉?
as a guy who sometimes plays spy
yea :(
@@screamsinrussian5773 yeah :(
Damg i gotta write thos down
Overwatch: *has a function to compliment other players*
Tf2: *"YOU. ARE. TERRIBLE."*
@unrevenanthypercam 12 tf2 has both insults and compliments so its better
"Say goodbye to your kneecaps!"
@@mememan2404 "DOMINATED! But you are still my best mate."
@@georgeliquor1236 DOMINATED! *we're still friends right?*
@@Tyranitar. "You just got dominated knucklehead, alright let's do this."
9:03 I fuckin love this line
"Repeat after me - mmpmh I'm dead." Perhaps one of the best lines ever spoken in TF2.
Mine too
My favorite is "nice hustle tonsafun next time eat a salad!! "
savage roast
Genzo mine is HEY HEY U JUST SHAPE SHIFTED INTO A DEAD GUY
along with: "This is gonna be a real piece ah piss!! You bloody fruit shop owners!!!"
6:22 The legendary Lime Scunt's mating call
ʸᵉᵃʰ
🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🔥🔥🔥🦃🦃🦃🦃👳👳♀️👳♂️👳👳♂️👳♂️👳👳👳💩🐢💩💩↪️↪️↪️↪️🐢↪️↪️🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇨🇹🇨🇹🇷👦🚐🍦🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥦⛽⛽
scunt pride
Yeah
ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵃᵗ ᵇᵃˡᵈ ᶠᵃᵗᵗʸ ᶠᵃᵗ ᶠᵃᵗ ᶠᵃᵗ
8:22 ASMR: You are a Scout helping your Medic build Ubercharge.
V o c o d e d
Competitive in a nutshell
@Nate the pyro No tag you ###########
*P A I N*
@@lisamarie4653 shut up
7:34 this line and many others are the reason scout is my favorite class
3:48 I'm 97% sure this was a flub, but I'm impressed how well he rolled with it.
Damn Scout was ahead of his time.
"I am owning you, you fat, bald, fatty-fat.. fat-fat!"
original line if he didn't mess it up: i'm owning you, you fat bald bastard you piece of subhuman trash, 2000 years of human evolution to create a hairless fuck!
I think "freaking" in multiple variations is about 50% of Boston dictionaries at this point
From the Boston area, can 100% confirm this fact, along with "fackin" "MothaFackin" and "Wicked"
Yes I can guarantee you people say that.
0:53 He became Mario for a sec there
Scout learned BLJ
5:40 but it's remixed into the starman theme
Liu kang
@@yunarukami14 IDK
@Retrothedragon bruh f in the chat for scout
8:12 the death sounds are just so good
In his "invincible" lines, just imagine him playing with action figures.
oh my god that looks really adorable now that i think of it
@@barrysteakfriessimp_real uncle?
wanananananana
Honestly, that's something Nathan would do
@@alguienvivo5438 Dane
I love the domiation lines.
3:43 "Nice hustle, tons of fun! Next time eat a salad."
4:10 "Repeat after me! **gibberish** I'm dead."
4:47 "There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!"
4:55 "He-hey, you shapeshifted into a dead guy!"
Other games: bullying will result in a ban
Tf2:
I Am Owning You Fat Bald Fatty Fat Fat-Fat
"I don't usually kill morons this fast."
"400 dollars to fire that gun, uh? Yeah, money well spent"
"It was a mercy killing you live in a.... Camper van"
Fun Fact: 3:43 is the VA's favorite Scout line.
4:49
I thought he said “disguised dad”
I was like *HOLDUP*
*S H O O K*
wait hes not
omg my life is a lie
technically, in meet the spy. spy had pictures of spy getting with scout’s mom so maybe spy is scout’s dad...?
@@vsoultvn in the comic hes scouts dad so to me its canon lol
12:12 say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead
1:55 best scout voice line ever
1:54
3:19
DATS WHAT I SAID
4:55
1:01
I was skipping around the video and heard: "Snipe dat, ya freakin'- *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGH*
No.
yes.
G'eZz(Gaston) He meant he was skipping in the video and went from a Sniper domination to a death voiceline
Report to m- *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH*
Nice hustle tons o f-AAAAAAAAAGHHHHH
0:38 my graduation quote
Edit: *FELLAS. IM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE; MY SENIOR QUOTE HAS COME.*
IT’S _OFFICIALLY_ MY SENIOR GRADUATION QUOTE NOW.
DO IT
*DO IT*
*D O I T*
*D O I T*
D O I T
I love how he's making the sound effects like in a movie when invincible. Fits so well with the character!
Valve: We fixed bots by removing chat from ftp players, does that help?
Anyone with a functioning brain: 8:09
*luger*
Even worse they can’t use the fucking in game voice commands. What are they gonna do spam MEHDICK? EVERYONE ALREADY DOES!
As a ftp, I can testify to how annoying it is... And because I ftp, people assume I'm a bot immediately because of the stupid lack of voice commands... I get that it's temporary, but... It takes me weeks to even gain a level because I keep getting kicked for being a bot. Like... UGH! I literally just enter the server AS ENGIE!!!! AND I GET KICKED FOR BEING A BOT!!!! I AVOID SNIPER ALL TOGETHER BECAUSE APPARENTLY FTP SNIPER ALSO IMMEDIATELY MEANS BOT!!!! I CAN'T PLAY A SINGLE FREAKING GAME WITHOUT BEING KICKED FOR CHEATING WHEN I'M NOT OR GET KICKED IMMEDIATELY FOR BEING A BOT!!!!! AND BECAUSE I CAN'T SPEAK, I CAN'T TELL THEM I'M NOT A BOT!!!!
So... Apparently you need to buy something that's at least 5 usd, but it seems inconsistent as well. First it was only 1 usd but I've heard that there are people who've played over 5 usd and STILL can't use voice commands or chat.
8:10
4:36 acknowledges he has a tiny head
That's my favourite Scout voice line. Absolutely amazing.
@Upper Text Bottom Text D E A T H
0:00 Scout telling Medic to hit his juul
what's juul
@@potatoes7780 Juul mama
@@Jaiimee. no u
@@potatoes7780 no, u
@@andloc9592 no u
2:23 3:01 demoman 3:10 engineer 3:23 heavy 3:52 medic 4:06 pyro 4:18 scout 4:24 sniper 4:39 soldier 4:49 spy 11:55
Tracer has nothing on this Boston bashing bonking Merc!
BONK
*A R E Y O U S U R E*
ness hailing from onett I
He makes way for many SFM videos with his twitch.
Amen to that
0:53 Scout does a triple jump. (As in the Mario move originating in Super Mario 64)
Now all we need is Scout doing a *backwards long jump*
Aryan Descendant yahooyahooyahoo yayayayuayyayyyyyyyy
TF2 takes place in the 70's.
Super Mario 64 came out in the late 90's.
I concluded that scout can run so fast he time travelled to the future and back.
BLJ
Scout just became Mario
90% of this video contain 'frickin'
Sevichka not on my Christian server
Frick rate had dropped to 0%
FRICKIN
Scout’s love for his mom is honestly the cutest thing ever
5:13 “Alright yeah that’s, nah that’s a pretty good job” if anyone needed it
*"Alright go left"*
that is EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED THANK YOU
@@cassidymiller3224 Left! Left! Left!
@@yourdailydoseofomid3026 Go right!
@@cassidymiller3224 Lets go to the right!
"Hey look, he shapeshifted into a dead guy!"
why is no one talking about this
It's just so amazing
@cheers
your profile picture scares me
I’m scared shitless right now.
@@freddyfazbearofficial9707 Look who's talking.
Why is it a big deal?
3:49 when you forget how you were gonna insult someone
Fat bald fatty fat-fat
ᶠᵃᵗᵈᵛᵈʰˢᵍᵍˢᵛˢᵇᵃᵇᵃˡˡᵈ ᶠᵃᶠᵗʸᶠᵃᵗᶠᵃᵗᶠᵃᵗ
3:23
“Fat bald fatty fat- fat-fat!”
diagnosis? YOU SUCK
8:23 I hear this about 60 times every game and it still makes me feel sad for him
4:55, ha-hay look, you shape-shifed into a dead guy!
dead ringer?
Dead beat ?
Scout: "I hate doctors"
Also Scout: *thanks the Medic*
Also Scout : D O C! C ' M O N M A N!
@@mariuszgondek6567
Charge me Doc!
C'mon do it!!
d o i t
_d o i t_
Beanos
*soft chuckling*
*Slightly harder chuckling*
You got owned!
*Chuckling*
Yeah, yeah!
*Intense laughter*
HAH HAH HAH
Edit for me: 6:00, about
@Daniel von Strangle *YES*
I read it when he said it
M E D I C !
The transition from the yeah, yeah is basically getting over a funny joke then remembering it again
This was in scout laughing at a padded wall
3:43 "Nice hustle, tons of fun! Next time eat a salad."
4:10 "Repeat after me! *gibberish* I'm dead."
4:47 "There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!"
4:55 "He-hey, you shapeshifted into a dead guy!"
3:25 *_F A T B A L D B A S T A R D_*
*_Y O U P I E I C E O F S U B H U M A N T R A S H_*
*2 0 0 0 Y E A R S O F C O N S T A N T H U M A N E V O L U T I O N*
TOO CREAT A HAIRLESS FU-
Fat bald fatty fat, fat fat!
-C K I N G C O C O N U T
6:23 Best thing i've ever heard in my life.
The ptsd from playing spy
it gives me ptsd
*Schadenfreude intensifies*
Fun fact: Schadenfreude roughly translates into "malicious joy", (or a person that laughs at others misfortune) from german. Do with that as you will.
Ok but why is Scout actually simultaneously so wholesome and also mean
"Hey look you shapeshifted into a dead guy!"
"Got you you fat, bald bastard!"
"Doctor, doctor, doctor..."
to
"Hey, look at me Ma!"
"Found my ball!"
"Alright, yeah, that's- naw, that's a pretty good job."
"Drop dead and give me 20." and "Pop quiz, how long does it take to beat a moron to death?" is by far my most favorite domination voice line by Scout, ever.
TheCreepyReader my favourite is spy beats scout: may I borrow your earpiece for a moment "THIS IS SCOUT, RAINBOWS MAKE ME CRY"
You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny little head! I got such a freakin... Such a tiny little head!
Pop quiz, how long does it take to beat a moron to death? Berrr sorry times up you're dead.
That was a mercy-killin', you live in a... camper van!
My favorites are
“Diagnosis? YOU SUCK”
“Oh you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?”
“Here’s a schematic for ya: MY ASS!”
“Here’s somethin’ you should’ve bought: A not dyin’ machine!”
Scout is too cute for this game. I love how much energy he has in his voice lines
2:54 "yeah I dare ya, rage quit, come on make us both happy" so good :')
6:52 my favorite voice line
How long does it take to beat a moron to death? *BEP* sorry, time's up, you're dead.
4:34 is my favourite. Hes just acknowledging how hard he is to hit.
Same
Wheatley: I’M NOT A MORON!
GLaDOS: YES YOU ARE! YOU’RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!
Wheatley: HOW ABOUT NOW?! NOW WHO’S A MORON?! COULD A MORON (SMASH) PUNCH (SMASH) YOU (SMASH) INTO (SMASH) THIS (SMASH) PIT? HUH?!? COULD A MORON DO THAT?!?!?
Uh-oh.
*B E P*
If you listen to the entire video, it just sounds like scout ranting for 12 minutes.
But what is he ranting about? That's a question
Pain voice lines: **moaning sounds**
@@whatever-happened-to-marti *excuse me what-*
🌮
9:14 the sandman lines are so funny lol
0:31 “Hi Ma, LOOK AT ME!!!!”
Ma: Hello Jimothy dear!
@@highlighterjelly Spy:its jeremy
She’s already looking at spy’s cock.
"No other class is going to be able to do that"
hi ma!! :D
*_LOOK AT ME!!!_*
3:59
"Yea, really nice effort *DOICHBAG"*
Avilynn.Glitch The gayest person around technically it’s “Deutschbag”
*I. HATE. DOCTORS.*
@@sussybakaballs *DOICHBAG*
@@n.p.8055 *_Hard to stab somebody in the back when theyre beatin ya head in aint it ya shapes shiftin rat_*
Deutschbag*
I Love how nathans voice changes over the years
You rang?
Nonahedrix Tbh I personally think he sounds less mature in recent videos
5:40
Scout is speaking an unknown language
6:53 truly the best line
*BEH*
BAAAAAM
3:17
3:19
BEEH
4:35
"You're never gonna hit me! I got such a tiny head, you'll never hit my tiny head its so tiny! You'll never hit my tiny freakin head, its a tiny lil head!"
Sounds like Ash from R6
It was a mercy kill, you live in a campers van
I mean, he's not wrong, he does have a tiny head
@@thatonecaryouwant True.
"look at this, just caved in your skull, my bat's still dry; no clumps o hair, nuthin"
what is this an advert?
"if you order now, i'll throw in a second beating, absolutely free!"
basically
It’s a refence to the Vance guy who did the whole sham wow and slap chop
9:48 ive always loved how scout thanks medic its so cute same with heavy
8:30 new roblox oof
thats why oof was deleted
Nah I thin 8:12 is better
it perfectly cut mine so an ad played and it sounded like he was constipated
3:35 if heavy heard that, he. would. rip. scout. a. part. from. limb. to. limb
If he can catch him, that is
I eat your sandviches I EAT EM ALL
The HoovyDundy?
Nice Hustle Tons Of Fun.
Next Time Eat A Salad.
Might as well get sniper to help scout not die
"Hey look, he shapeshifted into a dead guy!"
"I'm not even wearing a helmet, what is your major malfunction BROTHA?"
"Hey repeat after me, mmph mmbb mmph I'M DEAD!"
*Scout is killing people without touching his gun*
"repeat after me MMMPH MMPH MPH IM DEAD" "DIIIS-MISSED!" "*sigh* doctor doctor doctor" "hey who`s on fire now?!" "snipe that you freakin coward!" "DOMINATED you shape-shifting rat!" are my favorite ones
1:50
*talks about stopping the cart*
*three seconds later*
WHAT THE HELL, THE FREAKING CART STOPPED!
6:02 - 6:30 Scout hears a funny story
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
HA ha MEDIC
M Y B U D D Y K E I T H
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His domination lines are literally exactly how the voice actor talks over voice chat. Look up some videos of him playing, it's literally like they just recorded him playing the game in beta or sumthn and used the best clips for it.
Scout was ahead of his time.
7:43 *miraculously revives
_"Death is _*_STUPID_*_ "_
Mecha Spider well it is
AHAHAHAHAHAHAA! I might learn sfm just to animate that.
Screw You Death, I'm To Handsome To Die
10:04 Scout is having fun,now no problem.
scout: kills a spy
scout: this guy is dead
dead ringer noise
elims Alternatively:
Scout: (kills a Spy)
Scout: “This guy is Dad”
Im back dumbell
@Red Spy that spy is a SPY
@@Spy-xq6ob THAT SPY IS A SPY
@Red Spy NO! YOU ARE THE IMPOSTER SPY
6:18 ohmygodohmygodohmyogod
Laughing, but you are in constaint pain.
4:29
Scout: You camped the whole time for this?
Me: Jeez, Nathan Vetterlein, you dont have to break the 4th wall most of the times.
He also dared ya to rage quit
“yeah, c’mon, rage quit! make us both happy!”
I love how most of Scout's thanks voice lines just sound insanely sarcarstic
This made me realize how annoying the scout is…
I still love him no homo
🤜
Can agree 100%
Same xD
that's the point.
Same
5:41 "wanananannananana"
"I'm a fricking blur here!"
Younk too slow somclos
🚀*YOINK!* Too slow!
🚀*YOINK!* Soo close!
Sr pelo
no wununununununu
@@vehicleboi5598 BOOOO PFFFTT
Scout laughing is actually the most adorable thing in this entire world
2:40 I don't _usually_ kill morons this fast
3:40 I, eat, your, SANDWICHES, I EAT 'EM ALL
3:43 Nice hustle tons-o-fun, next time eat a SALAD
3:57 where's your precious hippo-crates now?
4:55 He-hay look, ya shape-shifted into a *dead guy*
5:41 wununununuh
5:42 I'm a freaking blur here
6:18 hahaha, hahahaha, yea yea
8:10 _no_
9:33 THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS
11:58 IM RUNNIN' CIRCLES AROUND YA
"Dude you'd get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary" DANG, SCOUT, CHILL OUT THERE HE'S ALREADY DEAD
"Stop! He's already dead!"
i think my favourite has to be
"i got a bucket of chicken, and im here to kick ass. and i aaaaall outta chicken *so i lied about the chicken-"*
sup bro
@@reallordofmygirl4859 _dad?_
@@barrysteakfriessimp_real uncle?
Ima just keep walking....
Timestamp?
7:13 my scout said this after getting a kill streak bonesaw
LOL
I once killed a demo with a bat and got domination and got the voiceline at 6:51
Your Scout watches ArraySeven
Overwatch: No bullying
Tf2: here’s a schematic for ya, *M Y A S S*