The Apple Store in a Nutshell
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- Опубликовано: 20 янв 2022
- From the newest iPhones to iPads, Air Pods and Apple Watches, we take a look at the Apple store, in a nutshell.
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When I worked at Verizon, I literally was working next to an apple store. Everyday, for almost a year, I would do air drop pranks at random times. I would periodically change my device name as to never get found out. I sent so many memes, the store put up a poster on their door warning people to turn off the air drop function before heading in.
Noice bro
chad shenanigans
You're a legend mate.
Bro if I'm seeing a sign like that I'm making sure my airdrop is enabled. that'd be hilarious
Now we have your confession. Authorities are in pursuit
The Apple store is like the game section at Walmart used to be. You know exactly what's there. You've seen it a millions times, but you have to check again anyway.
Damn I used to go to Walmart and buy Skylander shit
I miss when stores would put demo consoles, me and my older brother used to run around and play all the N64s they had
or like the fridge in your house
@@cooldude1565 they still do, but only for nintendo now
That right there is a perfect example of mass societal brainwashing trough constant bombardment of a psyche trough advertisments that tie your sense of worth to a device and sell you an illusion of a status symbol.
As an ex store employee I’m gonna have to reveal the secrets of the magic circle here, the forbidden knowledge.
The photos that you put on the phone/take are usually wiped every night.
Also dunno why anyone would tell you to stop playing on the iPads with the pencils, that is literally what we wanted people to do
I'll come in every day and play with it, never buying one just playing with it and leaving it
@@zachariusd6473 us bro ! why would anyone buy
Now I really want to go to an Apple Store. I need a new iPhone soon because mine is getting old and not working as well but I have to go online (Apple store app) to buy one…Worst part is I have to save up for it and I don’t know how long my iPhone will continue working
@@alastairoldaccount6611 there are better and cheaper options
@@patrikarnic I don’t trust android phones anymore. All my androids got viruses way too easily and android (especially Samsung) phones have been a hide security risk for me. Especially Samsung pay. Only place my debit card was saved and it somehow was used for crypto currency (which I never use). Apple is the only company that’s never done any bad to me. Also there’s an iPhone for only $429. That’s cheaper than many Samsungs available
I was a part time cleaner at an Apple Store in a mall once. It gets surprisingly dirty at the end of the day, wasn’t a bad job though. They had some offices, changing rooms, a repair room, lounge area and a locker area in the back. Apple puts a lot of money into the store, the front display alone I heard is 4.5 million USD.
Having a staff come to you and tell you to stop playing on the apple devices is terrifying, it's like getting caught by a teacher while using the phone in class
...while using "iPhone" in class.
Yu
@@em4six348 Apple™ iPhone 13 Pro Max (best iPhone yet!!!!)
obviously :/
@@RUclipsTookMyNickname.WhyNot What
I’ve never in my life seen anyone buy anything from the Apple store. However, I have seen plenty of people play for 2 hours on the free games on the phones
Same
an iphone running a game for two hours? surely you jest
I never went there but everytime I see an apple device in a store I just stare at the little colorful loop that plays on the screens like a baby
@@futsk01 have you seen the new gameplay trailer for gta 5? that's look awesome! i cant wait to buy a ps3 just for it
same
Any photos taken or changes done to demo devices reset after the device is rebooted. Essentially it restores to the original demo state.
Nice
I wasn't expecting you here
Got him there..
I read something similar 6 years ago (god knows where), but they said it resets itself every night, not after a restart
1984
My dad would occasionally bring me to the Apple store at the mall when he would get his computer fixed and I can confidently say that this video is 100% accurate down to every last detail
i remember pre quarantine going into an apple store, finding a cool device, and playing a game on said device for hours until i'd get kicked out only to come back to the same store two days later
Post means after? Did you mean pre?
*poyo*
yes i did mean pre-quarantine
@@kuramisaga why don't you edit your comment and correct it
i don't really think of editing comments because i assume it'd sound good enough
ah whatever
The Apple Store doesn’t even look like a store, it looks like a high tech solitary confinement cell.
It’s actually a torture chamber
@@kiloton1920 For the employees
Ngl just went to one a month ago. It was so sterile and everything was white. It made me feel like I'm inside that containment cell Loki was on in the Avengers.
more like the church of a cult
Gotta enforce Stockholm syndrome on the go-yim one way or another
I once connected all speakers in the store to a mac and proceeded to play "one hour of silence ocasionally interrupted by vine boom sound effect". it was a good day.
4:22 THIS IS SO FUCKING TRUE WHEN I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL I DID THIS IN THE BUS AND ESPECIALLY THE BACK WOULD GET PISSED LOL
I wish I had that idea when I was in high school, that would’ve been funny as hell hearing everyone be confused about the image I sent
You people are the reason I have an android phone now 😂
I literally did the same thing last year too! The boys at the back were so confused and annoyed, and they never traced it back to me. I even changed my phone name on every airdrop, and I was sat the row in front of them too
The Apple Store is the equivalent of their products. Shiny, empty, branded, and clean. It's literally a non-euclidean room in real life. I'll make no changes just so the Apple fanboys stay mad.
Let's also not forget that everything is extremely overpriced
apple kinda bad :(
my pfp is better
Apple stand: $999
Exactly
I always feel like a kid at an apple store. Probably because of the fact I grew up during the rise of smart phone tech as well. It's like the equivalent of looking at all the fancy toys only the coolest kids owned
That’s the goal of their interior design, lol
Same
poor you
My equivalent was gameboy/PSP and playstation games mixed with lots of dirt biking and skating that's my fancy stuff right there as a sigma male I don't like Apple I like Plum and carrots
I remember window shopping alot for the psp lol. My first was the gameboy. Then I saved up pennies (literally like a whole box full of 1,2 5 pence, etc) to buy my first psp. Then we went to Paris to visit my Family and my mum told me to give the psp away to my cousin ‘as a gift’, even though I was blackmailed lol. But I got another one soon after. I had the Nokie brick phone, then Samsung, then Sony, then Huawei then iphone, I found iphone to be the best (for me). I love all the other product they make that go with it, except for Macs. I hate the Mac, never buying that again.
Man your videos are brilliant, you take a simple concept and stretch it out for much longer then anyone would think you could.
When I was a kid I went to this three day “summer camp” at the Apple Store where they taught us to use iMovie and garage band and then we had to make a short film and present it at a “film festival” that would be played AT the Apple Store for customers to see the next week.
Apple Stores have never been the same, especially after Covid. There was always a looming fear of having to make up a general "purpose" when confronted by employees who see you browsing, but now you're FORCED to look an employee directly in the eye and tell them why you're there just to STEP FOOT in the store! There's something so soul-crushing about having to wait in line to enter a store you don't intend to spend any money in that day.
Literally 1984 /j
@@universe1879 literally nothing like 1984, I can tell you didn't actually read it 😂
@@hillary96renteria82 "/j" means that they're joking.
@@myowncomputerstuff haha, thanks for clarifying I feel really old now 😅.
On a real note I hate the new Apple Store system too. We were sent away because the "purpose" we put on our appointment was wrong, even though we live an hour away from the nearest apple store. I honestly avoid the place if I can help it
@@hillary96renteria82 Wow, that's pretty messed up that they couldn't even just put you on some standby queue, just flat-out rejection. How long into the pandemic was this?
Don’t forget about the best thing about the apple store: That weird smell that the shop emanates in every corner. I don’t know how to describe it.
Don't worry, those are just bodies of previous employees
yea
call tim cook timmy
It’s apple air. They suck it out of the iPad air’s to make regular iPads.
It's all the cocaine the employees take to stay awake doing overtime
4:00 I have found a brand new Rickroll Strategy
This is fascinating because I recently went to an Apple Store. The fact is that the staff are scarily friendly, too friendly. Like they are just blasted off their minds of a friendly drug. Who the hell uses proper “sir” and “miss” in a retail location?
"“an apple a year makes your money disappear” - Beff Jezos
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Joesppi not using his iconic outro:
I'm disappointed
Yeah i realised too🥲
His outro got copyright claimed
@@PfeffergrubenNick top 10 saddest moments in history
What the fuck, was this supposed to be funny in some way?
4:14 I do this in international airports, too. There are so many people around and they keep moving, so you can get a constant flow of 10-15 people/minute to send your pet pictures to.
1:19 thx intro playing
It will be this long until someone edits an entire video on the app store display computers
They literally have final cut pro installed
And is the only way to try final cut pro if you don't have a mac
Or you can... you know... use a virtual machine...
@@Syuvinya WAAAAY easier said than done. I have one, and I would never recommend the process, and the results are pretty poor because MacOS doesn't have graphical acceleration support.
Yooooooo
@@jrcowboy1099 it does if you have a 700 series Nvidia GPU or AMD Vega, 400, or 500 series GPU
@@Syuvinya we don't like paying 300 dollars for a video editor
Let’s have a moment of silence for the people who forgot to sign out of their facebook accounts at the apple store and got epically trolled by an 8 year old posting on their timeline.
@@MooseInASuit good to know i guess
@@MooseInASuit So that's where the apple store went
@@MooseInASuit RUclips has your up address logged and the fbi is gonna supenoea your account
@@MooseInASuit mine is too
@@MooseInASuit :)
Being in an apple store feels absolutely unreal. Like I’ve been to fancy venues. I’ve been to modern venues. But the apple stores are simply put uncannily perfect
First time seeing your channel and I absolutely love your editing style and comedy. Great work!
Ngl, that part when u would pull up ur own social media page on a device and leave it open in the Apple Store in hopes of some random strangers were to follow you is pretty fucking genius
It's actually how Pinterest started off; the founders would go to Apple Stores, open Safari and navigate to Pinterest on every device there, get kicked out, come back later, rinse and repeat
That's because He probably visited Genius Bar before to become the genius of all geniuses 😂
Epic, just one thing to add: when airdropping random images to strangers remember to first rename your apple device to something like “spodermen” or “darth Vader” unless you want to own your prank like a gigachad.
Who in the Apple store is going to know my name?
@@ToomanyFrancis on the bus or something to school bc people will know you
4:08 I have no clue why I lost it and started to laugh my ass off when I see the chimp selfie 😂
Just found your channel today and watched most of your videos already aha
Loving all of them so thanks
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@@almightysamwhich4203 what
I mean. He kinda is.
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Joeseppi is probably the most underrated RUclipsr alive
ikr
500k views in less than a week? i'd say there are faaaar more under appriciated youtubers out there
Rarely have I seen a video that made me laugh so much! Love your humor! And I'm coincidentally heading to the Apple Store in my city now, trying out that airdrop prank
Just found your vids from the crocs one and now I'm on a super binge. Great content dude!!!
The products taste good but I still prefer an actual apple.
I prefer Linux. Mmm... Penguin...
Lol
Loved the bendy texture back in 2014. Why did they remove it? :(
@@ButWhyMe... I prefer windows... crunchity munchity
Here's something that many don't know. Apple has special offices dedicated to creating Apple Store experiences. Inside the building they re-create an Apple Store down to the last detail just to test their ideas and stuff(and no its not open to the public.) They even go as far as having the Apple Store wifi network and having all real active displays. I don't know how those people work there without the temptation to play with all the displays.
They’d get used to it I imagine
2:02 nor are there any geniuses
Oh my god that part with the airdrop is the funniest shit ever. I know because I’ve done it before but not in an Apple store but at a school. It’s always so funny airdropping someone a meme or the most cursed artwork you’ve found on the internet to a random stranger and then silently laughing as you sneak away after your trolling escapades
I've had conversations with friends on how the apple store has an almost futuristic feeling with how white and pristine it looks. Mines actually even more so than the ones you shown, as there are no wooden tables, or there are but they all have a white, shiny plastic surface, like the rest of the store. EVERYTHING is shiny and white.
Bless you
Jossepi could literally talk about any random ass concept for hours and I'd be entertained every step of the way.
love yr videos dude, the editing is so well done
3:40 it actually does that now lol
"Finding an item of clothing that I like, seeing the price, and leaving immediately"
I'm dead XD
That brief FNAF 2 sound clip at 5:18 is so fitting. In fact I sometimes hear it in my head whenever I am in an somewhat awkward situation.
Your videos never cease to have me giggling like a toddler the whole way through, good shit
3:33 I once played Bad Apple on a Mac while at Fnac(general tech/book store, not really an Apple store).
Proud of myself.
Joeseppi uploading is the best thing that’s happened all day
Same
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You know when i see unrelated comments like these on literally any video it just makes me feel that its not real people typing these comments and actually just some bots (not hating or anything its just kinda makes me feel weird)
Though I know what you mean
1:12 average private school
00:51 That's the Apple store at Union Square at Aberdeen! Thanks, and greetings from Aberdeen too.
I love going into Apple Stores and fooling around. This has been the most relatable thing I've ever watched in my entire life, though I've never been told to leave before
Apple just denied me my warranty rights after taking my ipad and now they won't reply to my emails, so this video came in very nicely.
Please send help I want my ipad back.
In second they already scammed you when you bought it.... sooo nothing changed
I dont know what to do but cant you make a police report since this is techically thefr
Oof
Just print one
@@BluRay_4 bruh congrats sherlock lmao
Joeseppi deserves more subs, he has the best content
Your video thumbnails sold me 😂 love your content!
I just discovered this channel and Im so happy.
I love the lego set he picked out
And the Gojo body pillow is 100% a necessity
I had to pause on that cause I was like "hold a sec did I just see Gojo?!" XDD
@@kyndabeckett1176 Turbo virgin moment
So a useless pillow is not cooler than a Lego set?
I've been in an Apple Store once
I was looking to buy an iPad that I ended up ordering from the Best Buy site from my dorm room
The store was super...what I'd describe as sleek. Everything on tables, music in the background, all pretty. But the illusion broke as soon as I was told my order was cancelled because they were out of stock. Nothing has been the same.
only once
Fourth reason to go into an Apple Store; to make fun of the apple geniuses.
re-watching this for the like 3rd time, each month. Loving this
2:17 You are totally right
Yüng thüg (ツ)
I always drop everything to watch your videos, they're absolutely class.
Its fascinating to see how old all that footage is but how new the upload date is...
Great video had in giggles for minutes, nice one bro
I went in to the Apple Store this last Christmas to buy my Dad some new AirPods, but it was very busy with many people mucking about & the employees just stood around ignoring everyone, even when I approached them trying to make a purchase. I just left & bought them at a T-Mobile instead.
Yes it's very bizarre. You can't just pick up an item and take it to the check-out counter, because there isn't one. I suppose the employees are supposed to check up on customers, but very few of them have any real intentions of even buying anything.
You scan a QR code sign on the shelf dude or bother 1 of the like 30 employees on the floor.
Once I was shopping and the newly opened Apple store caught my eye. Went in there and I was one of the first customers, so the employees were following me like someone had programmed them to do so. But after they got loose, I managed to go to every devise on display and set an alarm on all of them for the same time. Left after that, but stayed around just to see everyone's amazed faces after they all rang at the same time.
I also left some beautiful pictures on every phone I touched.
Great experience, left a review, better done than any school project or essay I've ever written.(they had a place for leaving reviews on the front desk, honestly I've never seen something like that before)
I wonder how I've never thought of doing that
That was a really awesome video! Subbed in the first 2 mins of it! 🥂
4:55 the song being played briefly is “Lucifer’s Hymn”
1:39
I've waited for a new joeseppi video for so long
Great content as always
2:50 just wow i'm litterly laughing so hard
The editing is amazing
I was just used to play games on the phones in the store
I love how he still has the headphones on as he leaves the store 😂
cuz he paid for it
I seen those stores and they creep me out. I refuse to enter a single one.
It looks like you could go in... And then never come out.
Like as soon as you step foot in the store the employees cloaked in all white, emerge from the floor and drag you under.
I agree. I don't even have apple stuff so why go in?
That’s actually what led me to actually drawing digitally full-time. I was actually had a Staples, they had an iPad Pro on display. Been hooked ever cents
Once i started drawing loads of random stuff with the Apple Pencil for about half an hour until a worker asked if I wanted to buy one, I of course replied with the “I’ve already got one at home” quote before swiftly exiting the shop leaving the worker stumped. Absolute classic, works every time
I’ve been messing about with sony vegas recently and jesus christ it makes me realise how long these videos must take 😂😂
Well to be honest it looks longer to you because you are just messing with program now. If you knew it well then everything than now takes you a long time could be done much faster.
Always a great day when joseppi uploads
Jesus Christ. I just found out about this channel and I am in awe. This dude is a treasure.
This editing is amazing
I remember I tried drawing with an apple pen and as soon as I touched it the alarm went off, scariest thing that has ever happened to me
4:32 yoooooooooo that’s my birthday
HELP putting the cash in the DVD player actually literally sent me to LOLing.
As an apple connoisseur. I can ensure you that this is exactly what's going on!
i remember while at a apple store i set my face as the wallpaper for 3 of the iphones, 3 days later a classmate of mine sent me a snap of the iphones, my face was still there, i felt like a king
Absolutely love your content you always make me laugh
Ur content and video editing is one of funniest I’ve ever seen, I’m lmao!! Keep it up, mate.
Set all the devices to a specific alarm time. Now that's hilarious 😂
Your editing is fantastic, very eye catching, fast paced, it's just great work, kudos to the editor.
This guy is literally the definition of entertainment
I saw one video on your channel and now I'm addicted
Please do more stores in a nutshell. I love these!
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee new joseppi vid les go
Weirdest part is that its even fun to play on a device you already have like i have a iphone 11 but using one in the apple store is still a wonderful experience even when knowing i have that product in my pocket
The part where he says "And how often they play Angry Brids" really got me
This is one of the funniest videos I've watched in a a while !!! He is spot on with everything :)
2:10 None taken :)
God bless you ❤️
Always a good day when he posts
Until it's his video saying he's quitting
@@GMJ7320 good point
I have never stepped foot in an Apple Store as there aren’t any in Ireland for some reason, but the photos I’ve seen of them always look so blinding and bright!
Mad respect for this dude, he referenced my favorite game of all time: AC 4 Black flag. Thanks joessepi