Satire is hard lol (JackAsk

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  • @QmanR
    @QmanR 3 года назад +2226

    At 0:22, John actually says "pizza planet truck". This is a reference to the pizza planet truck from the only movie ever, Toy Story.

    • @QmanR
      @QmanR 3 года назад +13

      @TommyInnit 🅥 ok

    • @JNSStudios
      @JNSStudios 3 года назад +24

      You mean the Pizza Planet movie?

    • @bird7386
      @bird7386 3 года назад +12

      Stoy Tory

    • @Theakritas_
      @Theakritas_ 3 года назад +1

      banger

    • @leoisanerd
      @leoisanerd 3 года назад +2

      @@bird7386 no

  • @HerbLopez
    @HerbLopez 3 года назад +11506

    Can’t wait till Jack is 65 so he can satire from his job

  • @nerdoftheatre
    @nerdoftheatre 3 года назад +3305

    Oh my god, as someone who played french horn 2 years of high school and 2 years of college, I've never related to anything more. There's nothing more humiliating than spinning the instrument around to de-spit the instrument... and then, somehow, getting spit all over you. Despite holding the instrument like, 10 feet from your body.
    I've also never wanted to strangle an instrument before in my life, yet there I was. Spit-covered pants and all. Like a damn toddler.

    • @jacksfilms
      @jacksfilms  3 года назад +1804

      thanks for making me remember spit valves

    • @nerdoftheatre
      @nerdoftheatre 3 года назад +188

      @@jacksfilms God I wish I could forget them tbh

    • @Neymarinet
      @Neymarinet 3 года назад +73

      The virgin spitty instrument vs the chad dry instrument

    • @Tr0llTh3W0rld
      @Tr0llTh3W0rld 3 года назад +41

      @@jacksfilms you guys had spit valves? we just took out a bunch of slides individually and spun it around until what felt like a gallon of spit just landed on the floor and splashed onto whoever was unlucky enough to be sitting near you

    • @marys.9367
      @marys.9367 3 года назад +20

      Ah, the pile of spit in front of the entire line of brass players. Good times, good times. (I played trumpet, I was in the trenches too.)

  • @stormcloudsabound
    @stormcloudsabound 3 года назад +707

    erin barging into the room to insist that jack never dated anyone in high school is the funniest part of this video

  • @cval_brown
    @cval_brown 3 года назад +2267

    I'll "M'lady" again just for you jack.

  • @Natalie-101
    @Natalie-101 3 года назад +1456

    7:11 Erin straight up pulled a kool-aid man to correct Jack on his lack of love life and this is why we love her so much

    • @zohabaig6426
      @zohabaig6426 3 года назад +91

      PLS THE WAY SHE BURST INTO THE ROOM FOR THAT ROAST 😭😭😭

    • @MicahCoolestMan
      @MicahCoolestMan 3 года назад +14

      @@zohabaig6426 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @MitskulpCh36
      @MitskulpCh36 3 года назад +47

      That's our girlboss

    • @allyzapena1001
      @allyzapena1001 3 года назад +36

      The whole
      "-but.." from John was peak malewife

    • @Natalie-101
      @Natalie-101 3 года назад +4

      @@allyzapena1001 absolutely

  • @Qguardian
    @Qguardian 3 года назад +1778

    Ngl I’ve always enjoyed Jack’s passionate nerd answers. It’s nice to se him genuinely excited for things.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +3

      Please stop giving me mean comments. My mother reads the comments I get and she cries a lot because of it. Please be nice, dear q

    • @becauseimbatman1391
      @becauseimbatman1391 3 года назад +25

      @@AxxLAfriku Jokes on you, I sustain myself on your mother's tears

    • @__7578
      @__7578 3 года назад +2

      @@becauseimbatman1391 but why?

    • @becauseimbatman1391
      @becauseimbatman1391 3 года назад +5

      @@__7578 I'm sorry but I just can't bring myself to say it

    • @__7578
      @__7578 3 года назад

      @@becauseimbatman1391 );

  • @breakcoregirlxd
    @breakcoregirlxd 3 года назад +5386

    Dropped out of college just to watch this video, thank you Jack

    • @rittee9842
      @rittee9842 3 года назад +58

      @Sidemen 🅥 shut up lol

    • @cedarfall
      @cedarfall 3 года назад +46

      @Sidemen 🅥 shut up lol

    • @breakcoregirlxd
      @breakcoregirlxd 3 года назад +53

      @Sidemen 🅥 shut up lol

    • @tamalay8567
      @tamalay8567 3 года назад +31

      @Sidemen 🅥 shut up lol

    • @MauiMR
      @MauiMR 3 года назад +2

      #WorthIt

  • @MattisLevy13197
    @MattisLevy13197 3 года назад +568

    I actually really enjoyed the “tech talk” section. Seeing how Jack when off the rails, it seems like a show he would really enjoy making. I would definitely watch it to get a mix of tech news and Jack’s humor

    • @darrenmacqueen9884
      @darrenmacqueen9884 3 года назад +18

      "White boy talks about the Steam Deck for way too long"

    • @cindrmon
      @cindrmon 3 года назад +5

      @@darrenmacqueen9884 i'll definitely watch that unironically, definitely

    • @Jonito_xcx
      @Jonito_xcx 3 года назад +3

      Yea I'm not even interested in tech but Jack made me want to buy everything he talked about

    • @cindrmon
      @cindrmon 3 года назад +1

      @@Jonito_xcx im just happy jack talks about tech at the least

    • @TheBanMan
      @TheBanMan 3 года назад +1

      More like ReviewTechUSGay ha got him

  • @antonrnik
    @antonrnik 3 года назад +236

    Erin: "You didn't go on dates in high school."
    Jack: "I went on this one date, to a movie... *couldn't tell you which one* ..."
    Very suspicious, Johnfilm, very suspicious

  • @TauLupis
    @TauLupis 3 года назад +430

    The lasers getting shot into your eyeballs is the easy part. The hard part is when they scrape off the surface of your cornea to give the lasers zapping access. Fun!

    • @Jonito_xcx
      @Jonito_xcx 3 года назад +3

      No way, I would rather go blind

    • @linleycassidy2469
      @linleycassidy2469 3 года назад +15

      Also the recovery seems to be complete hell, and he's right when he says the night vision is not great. At least from what I've heard.

    • @hughjass8853
      @hughjass8853 3 года назад +9

      @@linleycassidy2469 the recovery process isn’t that bad at all its just wearing eye protection for a week and your eyes might get a little blurry sometimes for a while afterward

    • @PutRandomNameHere
      @PutRandomNameHere 3 года назад +7

      There's also the ICL option, which is basically where they roll up a contact lens and insert it into your eye. Night vision isn't fantastic but it's not bad, and there aren't as many complaints of dry eyes. It's about double the cost, though. My eyes were too bad for Lasik ("They'd have to shave off too much of your cornea...") so I went with ICL myself.

    • @lolerie
      @lolerie 3 года назад

      That is not why they do it. They need to remove part of eye inside. Lasers though can work without removing anything. Nowadays they do a small hole only and remove a part destroyed by laser that way.

  • @BrokenKey
    @BrokenKey 3 года назад +421

    "You bring the weed and I'll bring the wine, we'll have a good time. We'll just go on our separate journeys." I agree 100%

    • @4nubisjdb562
      @4nubisjdb562 3 года назад +5

      I support this meetup.

    • @snickerdoodle8776
      @snickerdoodle8776 3 года назад +7

      I like this quote! I hope it picks up traction and have it go down as one of the cool modern quotes in modern times!

    • @gaycoffeeaddict
      @gaycoffeeaddict 3 года назад +12

      I'm just excited that I'm not the only one to have had this reaction to weed, I had a full on panic attack lmao. Never again

    • @CeeJay____
      @CeeJay____ 3 года назад +6

      @@gaycoffeeaddict Could've also been the strain used. Sativa is better for being productive and can cause anxiety in some people, while Indica makes you more sleepy.

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 3 года назад +4

      @@CeeJay____ Body highs and Head highs hit different

  • @TBE69
    @TBE69 3 года назад +786

    Another episode of j- is always nice.

  • @marcospci9008
    @marcospci9008 3 года назад +90

    Kids, if you're about to do drugs, remember what Mario taught you:
    "If you do drugs, you go to hell before you die."

  • @BunLikesChaos
    @BunLikesChaos 3 года назад +137

    The knowledge that Jack smoked a shitload of Indica at one point and genuinely thought that he was going to die is weirdly relatable.

    • @lucaskirby592
      @lucaskirby592 3 года назад +5

      bold to assume it was a shit load

    • @ekyanso4253
      @ekyanso4253 2 года назад +1

      Probably sativa if he got a panic attack lol

    • @NateS917
      @NateS917 9 месяцев назад

      Now hes sponsored by a weed company

  • @perinannkatrak3363
    @perinannkatrak3363 3 года назад +136

    life is good when you have to pause EITFO to watch the new video immediately when it's posted

  • @Rammy_Latin
    @Rammy_Latin 3 года назад +55

    It's weird that Jackask started out as a parody QnA show with joke-y answers then turned into a genuine QnA a show with real answers.

  • @Yolkster828
    @Yolkster828 3 года назад +66

    I’m very disappointed in my self when he said “and then they made four movies” I knew exactly what he was talking about

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 3 года назад +748

    _"Got any questions?.. oh, we got 5 of them"_
    - jack

    • @EmeraldBat67
      @EmeraldBat67 3 года назад +3

      For everyone whos like "why are you everywhere!?!?!?!" and "you just comment for likes11!!!!" 1. if he's everywhere that means you're everywhere too, and 2. i'm pretty sure that's one of the main points of commenting

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 3 года назад

      hahahahaha look at you two, you were so convinced people were gonna flood this chain, aint nobody knows or cares about this dude unfortunately.

    • @EmeraldBat67
      @EmeraldBat67 3 года назад

      @@carlwheezerofsouls3273 he has 203k subscribers is that no one to you

    • @Froggerz
      @Froggerz 3 года назад

      @@EmeraldBat67 yeah

    • @elanrg
      @elanrg 3 года назад

      Bad day?

  • @Nice-ph1qu
    @Nice-ph1qu 3 года назад +69

    The bond that jack has with the word "Lol" is even more greater than that of his wife Erin.

    • @Delta21OnYT
      @Delta21OnYT 3 года назад +2

      Wife? Dont you mean his Girlboss?

  • @Neymarinet
    @Neymarinet 3 года назад +135

    I can just imagine the same college Jack that Daren destroyed in the Christmas jackask freaking out over a small amount of THC in his system

    • @april4524
      @april4524 3 года назад +2

      fr i’m sitting here blazed and hell like yeah i can see him being that kid

  • @bepisyeet
    @bepisyeet 3 года назад +74

    "They made 4 movies and we're all waiting for a 5th"
    Yes Indiana Jones 5!!! Wooo!!!!

  • @sgt.cumsalot4076
    @sgt.cumsalot4076 3 года назад +145

    "The last JackAsk had no jokes!"
    I mean, he was sober, so...

    • @hailmuse
      @hailmuse 3 года назад +6

      Agreed, for jackask he's gotta be drunk, that's tradition

    • @NateS917
      @NateS917 Год назад +1

      It's also reddit, so...do I need to explain

  • @S_on_fire
    @S_on_fire 3 года назад +81

    This video has it all, depression because Erin doesn´t talk anymore, then she talks, it's funny af, I know it wasn´t so natural but Jack really did a great job.

  • @jcmurie
    @jcmurie 3 года назад +255

    What a wild way to discover Jack's religious beliefs

    • @meganm4304
      @meganm4304 3 года назад +42

      i was guessing grew up catholic but doesn’t practice it anymore

    • @ms.believer9005
      @ms.believer9005 3 года назад +2

      nice pfp

    • @latersskaters
      @latersskaters 3 года назад +3

      he mentions it in his draw my life video

  • @freddieowen8831
    @freddieowen8831 3 года назад +43

    The blind format really has made this one of the best channels on RUclips

    • @DomenBremecXCVI
      @DomenBremecXCVI 3 года назад +2

      It's like Reddit reactions everyone does but the people behind the scenes get rid of the trash and only give Jack the best of the best.

  • @patricktervo2013
    @patricktervo2013 3 года назад +115

    The melodramatic intro was a work of art.

    • @cly_
      @cly_ 3 года назад +6

      @Sidemen 🅥 shush

  • @rileybeaman1502
    @rileybeaman1502 3 года назад +58

    I love how I discovered the Steam Deck through Jackask

  • @maximusheaton8375
    @maximusheaton8375 3 года назад +66

    It’s dumb because on tiktok, if anything is annoying and people are commenting about that, the fans just say it’s satire even when there is no obvious self-awareness and no comedic value.

    • @noahmay7708
      @noahmay7708 3 года назад

      But here there is!

    • @KrispyKitty66
      @KrispyKitty66 3 года назад +4

      HOLY FUCK THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS. People will just see “positive reply” and “negative reply” and every fucking negative reply is just hit with “its a joke” “you missed the joke”. Like I literally saw a reply that was correcting grammar (which is can be annoying, but not a hate comment) and someone replied to that with “its a joke” like huh??????? And the comment wasn’t even a joke in the first place lmfao. TikTok is full of braindead kids parroting whatever they see and thats why I don’t use it.

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 3 года назад +1135

    Satire is hard when you can't be funny in the first place, Jack.

    • @thebroman500
      @thebroman500 3 года назад +68

      Your name is misleading, the "sandwich" in your profile picture is infact a piece of toast, I may be mistaken as the picture is viewed from the top down, and because of the angle I can not completely verify whether the photo is showing a sandwich or toast. However I am completely confident in my opinion.

    • @hooper6769
      @hooper6769 3 года назад +5

      @thebroman500 ok

    • @HvrryBZ
      @HvrryBZ 3 года назад +8

      @@thebroman500 this guy have seen some deep shit

    • @WallEWorld
      @WallEWorld 3 года назад +1

      Oh well What do you know!? You're just A SANDWICH!!

    • @81wsk45
      @81wsk45 3 года назад

      Hey disguised toast

  • @ClonedGamer001
    @ClonedGamer001 3 года назад +75

    Erin suddenly barging into the room to call out Jack fucking broke me

  • @turlyblistershits
    @turlyblistershits 3 года назад +161

    Jack, what are your thoughts on the droughts in France and New Zealand affecting Sauvingon Blanc grape yields?

    • @jamesonrouchbach2853
      @jamesonrouchbach2853 3 года назад +26

      @TommyInnit I fucking hate people that link unrelated videos in the comments.

    • @Candlemancer
      @Candlemancer 3 года назад +16

      @@jamesonrouchbach2853 it should be punishable by death

    • @purplewine7362
      @purplewine7362 3 года назад +2

      @@Candlemancer we can at least report for spam

    • @cornonthekobi
      @cornonthekobi 3 года назад

      @@joshroehl6098 meth-induced Luke Skywalker

  • @nathanbcrazy931
    @nathanbcrazy931 3 года назад +19

    I love how you can tell that this was the second video shot in bulk as Jack is very drunk right at the beginning

  • @ElTeeEl
    @ElTeeEl 3 года назад +4

    Just talked to my coworker today about RUclips. I told him how funny and great your videos are. From your YIAY, to your songs and sketches! Told him the awesome content you make. Your ch has such fun, wholesome, sweet vibes. Watching you and Erin throughout the years has been wonderful too - yall are couple goals ^.^ thank you Jacksfilms

  • @petricore_gabby
    @petricore_gabby 3 года назад +4

    The “oops only beets” joke was amazing but probably unintentionally so, which makes it even funnier

  • @Zoe_LaRynn
    @Zoe_LaRynn 3 года назад +14

    8:15 “I have liked 1,743 videos”
    I’ve liked so many that RUclips won’t show me the real number. It’s permanently stuck at 5,000

  • @NPCarlsson
    @NPCarlsson 3 года назад +117

    "Is there a patch you can download?"
    You mean like...
    an eye patch?

    • @garret_thorne
      @garret_thorne 3 года назад

      I want to upvote you. But you're at 69. Just know you have my support.

    • @warp-star1591
      @warp-star1591 3 года назад

      Delete this

  • @RunItsTheCat
    @RunItsTheCat 3 года назад +27

    Answering Jack's satire by satirically calling it not satire and then being called out for not understanding his satire because he didn't understand the commenter being satirical is the most satirical situation I have ever witnessed.

  • @huntercovington7460
    @huntercovington7460 3 года назад +64

    Fun fact: its not uncommon for inexperienced or first time weed users to imagine something is wrong with the heart.
    They go to the emergency room in a panic and the doctor is just like "well good news. Your heart is definitely beating. Pumpin blood just fine. That'll be a bazillion dollars now"

    • @NateS917
      @NateS917 Год назад

      Just drink some water. You'll be fine

  • @-ElysianEcho-
    @-ElysianEcho- 3 года назад +5

    Honestly Jack’s always been such a good sport, even when we make endless jokes about them, he’d play along and just have a good time, he knew we didn’t mean the mean stuff since we keep coming back, it’s honestly strangely wholesome

  • @Gumballcom
    @Gumballcom 3 года назад +51

    At this point Jack should do a YGS on the comments on his TikTok and Shorts videos.

  • @ShlebyC
    @ShlebyC 3 года назад +27

    When I was like 16 I bought a Bumblebee Transformers poster from Walmart, and when the cashier handed it to me he said 'your weapon, m'lady' so I'm personally glad that m'lady died because I'd rather forget that happened

    • @oliverlong8493
      @oliverlong8493 3 года назад +2

      Great comment, m’lady

    • @ConwayFreelanceDetective
      @ConwayFreelanceDetective 3 года назад +2

      Okay, but, like, who doesn't use a poster when it's in that tube form as a sword though?

  • @mattthestormtrooper3239
    @mattthestormtrooper3239 3 года назад +76

    *This Video keeps it so Classy yet so Unclassy at the same time*
    Fun Fact:
    *If you squint your eyes on the sun, you'll see the Pizza Planet Truck.*

    • @Connor_M27
      @Connor_M27 3 года назад +1

      @TommyInnit 🅥 begone fake channel spammer

  • @toodmorales8462
    @toodmorales8462 3 года назад +10

    My brother looked over my shoulder, saw Jack, and said, “Oh, I thought that was Ryan from The Office.”

  • @FaTerokiMenra
    @FaTerokiMenra 3 года назад +5

    It was funny hearing about the french horn and lost phone story since those were on the podcast. Felt like I got a sneak peak for this Jackask.

  • @caceres9461
    @caceres9461 3 года назад +16

    How much do y'all wanna bet that Jack couldn't hear that high pitch sound the lighter made at the beggining?

    • @sookthefabulous
      @sookthefabulous 3 года назад +1

      I was hoping someone else would comment about that. Maybe he could be asked about it in the next JackAsk.

  • @EarthItself
    @EarthItself 3 года назад +16

    "it's canon in my heart"
    - jacksfilms, 2021

  • @JNSStudios
    @JNSStudios 3 года назад +33

    I swear he’s getting more and more tipsy with each episode.

  • @Macasaurus
    @Macasaurus 3 года назад +1

    So glad Jackask is back Jack. It's always been my favorite of your shows. The board was also a great idea.

  • @nathancarter8239
    @nathancarter8239 3 года назад +24

    My dad played clarinet all throughout his high school years, which is a step up from french horn simply because he got to sit with all the girls (his words, not mine).

  • @LlamaComma
    @LlamaComma 3 года назад +7

    This is the most realistic vtuber I’ve seen, congrats man!

  • @alejandrotrevino7974
    @alejandrotrevino7974 3 года назад +6

    5:03 I didn’t understand satire. Thanks for giving me a really good example John

  • @hmc5208
    @hmc5208 3 года назад +60

    As a fellow child of the French horn, nothing makes you feel as alive as turning around so the instrument actually points in the right direction

  • @j.j.hector735
    @j.j.hector735 3 года назад +6

    6:22 Remember that one time when Atari and Sega both made colored screen handhelds and managed to lose against the Gameboy

  • @gaurdian0digger
    @gaurdian0digger 3 года назад +4

    The thought of Jacks friends describing him as "good at sex" sent me into another realm

  • @sator_project
    @sator_project 3 года назад +145

    I don't think the steamdeck is any real threat to Nintendo. Nintendo never really competes on hardware power. Also, as you mentioned, the steamdeck is basically a PC, which means the people that will get the most use out of it are more invested than typical 'Switch-only' gamers. The real threat is probably to the big consoles. If this whole preorder thing does a better job at distributing hardware than the PS5-nightmare, Sony and Microsoft could be in a bit of hot water, at least on the PR front.

    • @mrmoi9838
      @mrmoi9838 3 года назад +28

      Agreed. The reason why people buy nintendo consoles isn't because they're the most technologically advanced, but because they have one of the best game lineups. Mario, zelda, pokemon etc. People who are interested in a steam deck probably already have a pc. The stream deck is going to do a dent to nintendo's sales for sure but it's not going to be the switch killer

    • @teehundeart
      @teehundeart 3 года назад +8

      I think Playstation and Xbox being significantly more powerful home consoles kinda lessens the blow.
      The Steam Deck is a handheld designed to run games like Control at 720p30fps.
      The PS5/Xbox are designed to run games like Control on a 4K TV with Raytracing and all of those shenanigans

    • @irritatedengineer9654
      @irritatedengineer9654 3 года назад +8

      im mostly shocked that they’re getting so much marketing on the idea of a portable pc? like? did nobody tell them about laptops

    • @ZeAllMighty1
      @ZeAllMighty1 3 года назад +3

      The Steam deck is going to be a niche product for certain PC enthusiasts and it’s hilarious seeing people think it’ll affect Nintendo at all, let alone be a “Switch killer”.

    • @LolBot720
      @LolBot720 3 года назад +1

      You're right that it won't be the largest threat, but I do think there's a not-insignificant number of people who bought the Switch without any regard to the line-up but just to have a portable console that plays full-sized games, with more power than a 3DS and without the hassle of playing on a smartphone. Not big enough a group to challenge Nintondle's entire business strategy, but enough to take away a few sales that up to that point were guaranteed for them.

  • @alexdiaz9755
    @alexdiaz9755 3 года назад +4

    bro the lil edit on the smoke at 5:55 when he moves his hands tho

  • @Natalie-101
    @Natalie-101 3 года назад +4

    That intro was such a vibe, keep doing it!

  • @AychSkwaird
    @AychSkwaird 3 года назад +2

    I want to hear more about your band experiences. As a fellow band kid myself, I want to hear about certain things you liked and disliked about band. Were you any good, were there any strange kids in your class, did you like the music that you played, stuff like that.

  • @eat_some_gravel8113
    @eat_some_gravel8113 3 года назад

    the comedic timing on the editing was better than usual, this pleases me

  • @duck9065
    @duck9065 3 года назад +4

    I can confirm that this episode is an improvement! Very funny! Laughed numerous times!

  • @CHNOPS1000
    @CHNOPS1000 3 года назад +4

    Thanks for posting Jack I enjoy your videos today I had to drop out of college and these always make my day

  • @NoNTr1v1aL
    @NoNTr1v1aL 3 года назад +37

    Anybody remember the Sonic Shorts series? They made me cry laugh when I was young.

    • @Starlightnova111
      @Starlightnova111 3 года назад

      We all do

    • @ettel8358
      @ettel8358 3 года назад

      Anyone remember Sonichu? I use to love reading those fanfic comics, wonder how that guy's doing these days

    • @Pekoe.
      @Pekoe. 3 года назад +1

      @@ettel8358 oh god oh fuck

    • @fhinpus
      @fhinpus 3 года назад +1

      @@ettel8358 oh no

  • @joejasat
    @joejasat 3 года назад

    Ngl the new blind format has really revived your channel, I remember when I used to get really excited to see one of your videos and it feels like that again.

  • @scardon1940
    @scardon1940 3 года назад

    I’ve never been more excited being a jacksfilms subscriber since you started doing things blind! Your improv is so much fun to watch even if it’s not “funny” it’s looks like your more comfortable and just energetic!

  • @zackcolosky9908
    @zackcolosky9908 3 года назад +17

    on one hand, i feel like the Steam Deck could break Nintendo's monopoly on handhelds, but on the other, that's also what was said about the Game Gear, SEGA Nomad, Atari Lynx, PSP, and PS Vita, so i feel like i can't bet against Nintendo anymore

  • @Josh_Daniels
    @Josh_Daniels 3 года назад +41

    Ngl, I would *love* to see Jack start a series called TechTalk where he nerds out and talks about tech

  • @eugescarab
    @eugescarab 3 года назад +6

    "thinks he is funny"
    *Laughs at his own joke*

  • @TrishaRyan
    @TrishaRyan 3 года назад

    Jack explaining his experience with pot is me. You are not alone.

  • @krele997
    @krele997 3 года назад

    Erin's comments make these videos so much better

  • @robinnhosk
    @robinnhosk 3 года назад +8

    The intros are getting better each time

  • @gamertagdude1239
    @gamertagdude1239 3 года назад +8

    6:47 what do you mean “resting on their yannys”?

  • @illymation
    @illymation 3 года назад +21

    What’s on your bucket list of things to do before you die?

    • @bjo1624
      @bjo1624 3 года назад +6

      wow, i didn't know you watched johnmovies

    • @decent_random
      @decent_random 2 года назад

      Immylation?

  • @brosam_
    @brosam_ 3 года назад

    Jack you should do more techtalk-esc jackasks because hearing you be passionate and interested in a topic is really nice to listen to

  • @acadia5898
    @acadia5898 3 года назад

    you are one of the only one that keeps bamboozling your own audience and fans. that is next level genius

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude2099 3 года назад +28

    I posted a response that was like "wait till someone explains to him what an easter egg is in film"
    But...like...I thought people would understand it was said sarcastically just like how jack made the joke sarcastically. I guess there were too many responses that were actually serious, so everyone thought I was too

  • @AMH1988
    @AMH1988 3 года назад +23

    Does Jack know that his t-shirt is the perfect shade of blue to be chroma keyed out....?

    • @asterlyons8564
      @asterlyons8564 3 года назад +3

      Choma

    • @jacksonlarson6099
      @jacksonlarson6099 3 года назад +4

      It almost seems unnaturally blue, like the saturation was adjusted or something.

  • @guiAstorDunc
    @guiAstorDunc 3 года назад +6

    Irony has finally stopped being a fine line and is now an imaginary line over a fire fuelled by way too many Redbox DVD Rentals

  • @benisblunt7
    @benisblunt7 3 года назад

    Thanks

  • @astralalligamer
    @astralalligamer 3 года назад +1

    Wow, mad respect for the chill af response to the sativa / indica question. Gonna go smoke one just for you man ✌️

  • @johnsmovies287
    @johnsmovies287 3 года назад +20

    My main issue with the steam deck is that it's probably gonna run like shit, I may be corrected, but when it comes to speed I'm not sure that certain games will run properly. Speaking of other games, I'm sure some games are gonna be awkward to play on it as well. With how convenient it is it's going to be nifty for a bit but you would always just want to play games on your PC itself.

    • @Zark-Muckerberg
      @Zark-Muckerberg 3 года назад +1

      It's also over priced, 300$ for the base model is a bit expensive. 200$ woulda been fine.

    • @Faramik2000
      @Faramik2000 3 года назад +1

      I would totally buy it in a heartbeat if I had the money but the whole presentation of the steam deck seems like its targeted for a very niche crowd. I mean of course they want everyone to buy it but I just dont see this as a present a family member would give their cousin or niece. It looks more like an engineers tool than a gaming tool at a glance

    • @LalitoTV
      @LalitoTV 3 года назад

      Here's the thing though
      Since it's a PC you can lower the graphics as much as you need, and get mods that do the trick if the games don't support Amy sort of native modification, which would be dumb but hey just in case

    • @johnsmovies287
      @johnsmovies287 3 года назад

      ​@@LalitoTV I guess so? But it's still redundant.

  • @laylover7621
    @laylover7621 3 года назад +32

    "The subreddit tends to be more critical". Yeah those Reddit guys think they're all Roger Eberts or something.

  • @caseykociolek6961
    @caseykociolek6961 3 года назад +6

    So, I’m Magic the Gathering, there is a land called “Temple of Malady” but EVERYONE calls it “Temple of M’lady” because we are all unoriginal and think we are all hilarious.

    • @rhaeven
      @rhaeven 3 года назад +3

      Hi Magic the Gathering, I'm Dad

  • @snail4253
    @snail4253 3 года назад

    I love love love the new format of jackask keep up the great work Jack

  • @CalTheHogNosedBat
    @CalTheHogNosedBat 3 года назад +13

    Btw, I’m sorry that people were assholes to Erin, you’re a great husband to her

  • @corbinpeacock8722
    @corbinpeacock8722 3 года назад +5

    7:17 "but... But... Noo..”

  • @doofusboy7054
    @doofusboy7054 3 года назад +11

    I feel like satire as a genuine form of comedy is slowly rotting away on the Internet because people’s brains are also rotting away on it. And that’s not a good thing lol

  • @jaygatsby2070
    @jaygatsby2070 3 года назад +2

    Thanks!

  • @nitehawk86
    @nitehawk86 3 года назад +1

    Don't worry, the lasers part of Lasik is no problem at all. Its when they gotta stick a knife in your eyes to cut the cornea open to let the laser in. They gave me a valium for it and it was fine. :)

  • @c.smidgeon2847
    @c.smidgeon2847 3 года назад +4

    happy that "Tony Hawk's Pro Skater" is technically now a viable answer for favorite olympic sport

  • @frogfan449
    @frogfan449 3 года назад +5

    WHY DID YOU KEEP THE EAR DESTROYING 20000 HZ NOISE AT 0:03

  • @maestrofeli4259
    @maestrofeli4259 3 года назад +4

    oh wow
    instead of saying "It was a sex joke" he said "it was a shrek joke"
    I can't believe it
    I really can't
    I cannot

  • @jameshansel2755
    @jameshansel2755 3 года назад

    I love the pacing of the video! Great job editing

  • @thirstfast1025
    @thirstfast1025 3 года назад

    I love how when you say "If you wanna get on the board", you're just pointin at yer nuts. Subtle.

  • @banjaxed8334
    @banjaxed8334 3 года назад +12

    holy shit Jack fears god, there's gotta be something we can do with this.

    • @tyleet99
      @tyleet99 3 года назад +2

      Specifically only after smoking weed though so….

  • @electinae
    @electinae 3 года назад +15

    "I'd have to hire my wife and I can't afford her" Yeah cause women be shopping 😎

  • @jasonpugliano
    @jasonpugliano 3 года назад +57

    I wonder how you and Erin are still together even after you started putting "lol" at the end of your sentences

    • @helpmeplx1739
      @helpmeplx1739 3 года назад +2

      I cant find whats wrong with putting lol at the end of a sentence
      Mind explaining?
      l o l

    • @jasonpugliano
      @jasonpugliano 3 года назад

      @@helpmeplx1739 I guess you haven't watched the video yet

    • @helpmeplx1739
      @helpmeplx1739 3 года назад

      @@jasonpugliano really havent lol

    • @helpmeplx1739
      @helpmeplx1739 3 года назад

      Why am i putting LOL at end? No idea

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 3 года назад +1

    "Thinks he's funny" is a rough one

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 3 года назад +2

    7:07 Jack: I went on a date one time in high sc-
    Erin: No.
    Jack: But-
    Erin: _No._

  • @tOSdude
    @tOSdude 3 года назад +25

    So if Jack troubleshoots his weed, does he do a "diagnostic"?
    I'll see myself out.