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Funny how Jack did exactly what he said he does all the time: He posted this video and 3 hours later it already has a new title and thumbnail. Guess the algorithm favors horoscope over Mario Maker
@@ewangoodwin1127 the thumbnail was him holding his switch at 6:25 and the title was "Old man rants about Mario Maker 2" edit: thanks jack for the heads up
The reason why Jack wants “Bad Reputation” to play as his killing song is because he wants to reenact the scene from Shrek where they beat up all the guards with the same song playing.
“I have a history of following rules... that said, one time I bit a kid in the face, and another time I threw a rock at another little kid who laughed at me”
Hey Jack, Idk if you know this, but almost every instance of the word "comedy" in your Wikipedia article is in quotes. What are your thoughts on the matter?
@@theblackspider8155 The question said if they remove a month, every event in that month would be erased from history. Jack and Erin got married in April, so if they removed April, it would "undo" their "I do's"
I agree Jack, horoscopes are a joke, like today my horoscope said that the title of this video will be "Old man talks about Mario Maker" but oh well it was just a lie.
Hey Jack! Big fan. You’ve been a huge inspiration for me over the years. I’ve really been enjoying the content recently. It’s nice to see how much you’re enjoying the new blind format and making videos again in general. Keep up the good work! I’ll see you in January for your tour. Hope you get to reveal your secret project soon! For any other fans reading, we need to get Jack back on track for 5 million subs! It breaks my heart to see that he’s lost hope that he’s gonna reach it. He deserves it for all the hard work he’s put in over the years! Let’s all band together, tell your friends, scream it to the world, GET JACKSFILMS TO 5 MILLION SUBS! Make him honor his promise 😈
The best part about this video, is that jack talks about changing the thumbnail for more views, and shows the one he used originally, and then changes it for this video
HOLY SHIT He brought up The Masked Magician. In the Philippines, we had a Filipino DUBBED version of that exact show. Except in between the actual Masked Magician sections, they padded the program out with skits featuring original characters introduced as "Apprentices of 'Master M'" played by comedy actors, and the "Apprentices" would be featured in the dubbed voice overs of the actual Masked Magician clips to contextualize the educational aspect of the show. It was weird.
but if jack does spread the message telepathically, a lot of people would probably sub to jack and he'd reach 5 million subs and we all know what happens at 5mil subs 🤤
your videos have really become a comfort to me. I'm so happy you're uploading more and is having fun with it. You and Erin are really holding my head above water right now with both this and the podcast! You both are the best! Thank you
Jack, do you remember when you were the voice of the nudist apple character from the Annoying Orange? What was that like, and do you regret your decision?
Fuck, I religiously pick the tophat when regularly playing monopoly with 5 annoyed friends. You deeply insulted me and all that I believe in. Subscribed.
my parents owned the first four seasons of ALF on DVD and we watched them as a family so many times while i was growing up that i could recite some of the episodes entirely by heart
Funny that he mentions the Green Knight, I just saw that on Theaters, it was way better than I thought it was be. Cinematography in that movie was stunning.
jack being into magic as a kid makes...so much sense, actually. like i feel like i understand now, why he is the way he is, especially as i was also a kid very into magic
Wait. Was Erin's retelling of Spider-Man: Homecoming where she married Tom Holland all a lie??? Or is it not a free pass if they're already movie married.
12:38 “Do you like Huey Lewis and the news? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consimante professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour. In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself!”
For the saying something everyone can hear in their head I once heard someone say “I am God this is the proof you were looking for” and then watching the world crumble
12:11 at the only college party I attended this year, i was dozing off around 5 a.m. surrounded by wretchedly drunk theatre students who had booted up monopoly for the Nintendo switch at full volume. Now, I'm not usually a vivid dreamer, but the genre of monopoly nightmare I had will haunt me until my dying breath
''that's something a sagittarius would say' I hate them, I hate that personal immediately' Idk man, that's definitely something a sagittarius would say
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Awesome
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Best part about recent Jacksfilms lore is finding out that Jack isn’t holding Erin hostage, it’s actually the other way around
“Newer Jacksfilms lore”
New Age Erin drives Jack literally insane but he has Stockholm syndrome and loves her anyway
#JustGirlbossThings
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#AVeryGirlbossChristmas
#ComingToTheatres
#November29
Oh my god I remember when we all said that
Funny how Jack did exactly what he said he does all the time: He posted this video and 3 hours later it already has a new title and thumbnail. Guess the algorithm favors horoscope over Mario Maker
The algorithm favors the vaccine request at the end... Lol
He changed his thumbnail back to the original.
Sad
Yeah i got confused ngl😹
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the self fulfilling prophecy of changing the title and thumbnail on this video
One of the most meta jokes he possibly could’ve done
what was the old thumbnail and title
@@ewangoodwin1127 the thumbnail was him holding his switch at 6:25 and the title was "Old man rants about Mario Maker 2"
edit: thanks jack for the heads up
@@shunalicekazami the thumbnail was the one in the vid, where he was holding the switch
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Learning that Jack was really into magic as a kid was the least surprising information of all time.
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@Lightning Mcqueen Gaming g.
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It’s more surprising he isn’t still into it.
John: Take your shoes off this isn't a barn
Me not wearing pants: already ahead of you my man
im literally on the toylit
You can still have shoes without having pants. I would know.
@@vincepersson1337 sandals in a bathrobe is technically shoes without pants
The reason why Jack wants “Bad Reputation” to play as his killing song is because he wants to reenact the scene from Shrek where they beat up all the guards with the same song playing.
and also because Joan Jett is badass
@J Dude I respect the grind Josh hope you go platinum one day
@@labrador_dali ok josh
@@jeremystobingham2362 if I was his alt my channel wouldn't be over a decade old, I just like his stuff!
Why does Shrek have so many licensed songs
The dogs must be so rich with all the sponsorships they’ve been getting lately
John most likely embezzles the money knowing how much of a greedy hyper capitalist he is 🤑
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This comment is really funny
ruclips.net/video/WwmxHKMiKcc/видео.html
Nice pfp
His secret project better be a movie, so he can actually honor his name, Jacksfilms
It’s probably a very girlboss christmas
Cvvv: CD the
Jonathan Movies
Jack's Film
Hoping he's a voice in Shrek 5, or more likely Emoji Movie 2 - You 2 fit in.
You don't have to worry about my shoes being off. I'm completely naked.
I bet Jack's "passion project" is that he has finally written a film.
Finally he can die in peace
he has written a jack film
I'm guessing "video game"
@@dsblocksit's not a guess when you know the answer
The fact that Klondike went through the x ray machine explains a lot
“That being said, I bit a kid’s face.”
John “Jacksfilms” Douglass 2021
So I guess he’s got some things in common with Agatha
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I require the backstory behind this biting of a kid's face
Jack having been a biter as a kid makes way too much sense
That game is horrible
imagine someone having a career revolving around such a bad game
@@blxght7094 Wh-Who asked??
Wait a minute.. Isn't this the guy with the world record on bowsers big bean burrito
@@blxght7094 he's literally in the video
ikr
Love how Jack is telling us how he was into magic as a kid as if we all didn'tt already assume that
Jack's favorite birthday gift being a calculator watch he got as a kid is honestly kinda sweet
Wholesome moment 😊
“I have a history of following rules... that said, one time I bit a kid in the face, and another time I threw a rock at another little kid who laughed at me”
(9:04) Dude literally just unlocked 10+-year-old memories for me. Never thought I'd ever see anyone on RUclips talk about this show again.
Honestly same
(1:09) Dude literally just unlocked 10+-year-old memories for me. Never thought I'd ever see anyone on RUclips talk about this show again.
Hi daniel
Ayyy, youre that decapitated robot arms guy!
God, I loved that show so much.
Erin is such a joy! I cannot express how much I love when she makes her snide comments in these videos.
Love your pfp. I hope Joel is doing ok.
@@MissLilyputt Thank you and ditto.
Hey Jack, Idk if you know this, but almost every instance of the word "comedy" in your Wikipedia article is in quotes. What are your thoughts on the matter?
Lmao that's hilarious
@ i think you meant "Hilarious"
That Twin Peaks reference warmed my heart like nothing else could
TWIN PEEEAKS
I was wondering if someone was going to say something about that
I've been gearing up for another viewing. This is a sign its time.
"undo's the i do's" he just completely ignored that good-ass line.
My name: AxxL
My job: Superstar
I like: Handsome girls
I have: 2 handsome girlfriends
My dream: Have more subs than my 2 girlfriends
Your name: laz
I still don't get it 😔
@@theblackspider8155 The question said if they remove a month, every event in that month would be erased from history. Jack and Erin got married in April, so if they removed April, it would "undo" their "I do's"
@@theblackspider8155 divorce but rhyming
@@IceMetalPunk ohhhh thanks
Hearing jack say he's accepted that he'll never hit 5 million was both a slap in the face of realization and a wave of sadness
Sort of like the sub to pewdiepie movement
That would be amazing
The problem was it was pewdiepie vs t series, pewdiepie had a rival
@@macaarrooon true
We need pewdiepie to shout him out then or somethinf
Like how dream started that hashtag to get captain sparklez to 11mill
I remember when we had that meme that he would never get to 2 million
That has to be the best sponsored intro in RUclips history.
@Instagram User i’m is sucks, jacksfilms is better
Hey guys, very excited about this video.
He's no Internet Historian tho
It’s pretty great
@comment_ettiquete
Erin in the background shitting on him is one of my favorite things about these videos
I agree Jack, horoscopes are a joke, like today my horoscope said that the title of this video will be "Old man talks about Mario Maker" but oh well it was just a lie.
Okay, but, why is imagining little Jack with a speech impediment gushing over his brand new calculator watch so damn adorable?
@ kb you are loved and are wonderful!!! we could never hate you
@ kb i love you! 😊❤️
I need a whole 10 minute video that's just Erin reacting to gen-z memes.
There's the podcast
Man I really want Jack to just have a submit a mario maker level event and he just tries to beat em on stream and show the highlights here
yes please
Sounds like CarlSagan42.
gamer god segment, reborn
@@kotik5762 this. Gamergod88 segments are the only ones that haven't come back in a "blind" format yet
Hey Jack! Big fan. You’ve been a huge inspiration for me over the years. I’ve really been enjoying the content recently. It’s nice to see how much you’re enjoying the new blind format and making videos again in general. Keep up the good work! I’ll see you in January for your tour. Hope you get to reveal your secret project soon!
For any other fans reading, we need to get Jack back on track for 5 million subs! It breaks my heart to see that he’s lost hope that he’s gonna reach it. He deserves it for all the hard work he’s put in over the years! Let’s all band together, tell your friends, scream it to the world, GET JACKSFILMS TO 5 MILLION SUBS!
Make him honor his promise 😈
2:23 I love how Jack starts to fake indignation, but drops it immediately because he just likes doing the voice xD
Erin and him interacting together is one of the most wholesome things and I'm so happy for them
"I have a history of following authority... so anyway, I bit this kid on the face."
Big chad gamer move
i love these methods of sponsorships. i actually end up watching the sponsorships because they’re so funny
The best part about this video, is that jack talks about changing the thumbnail for more views, and shows the one he used originally, and then changes it for this video
less than 50k subs left jack you're definitely gonna eat those words man 7:04
I've just noticed how much Jack's voice sounds like his dogs'. Maybe they've already killed him and taken over the channel under our noses.
Jack only being able to pretend he has dignity for like two seconds before he gives in to Kermit voice. That got me.
It’s an old gag from one of the first episodes
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Thanks!
you're welcome
HOLY SHIT He brought up The Masked Magician. In the Philippines, we had a Filipino DUBBED version of that exact show.
Except in between the actual Masked Magician sections, they padded the program out with skits featuring original characters introduced as "Apprentices of 'Master M'" played by comedy actors, and the "Apprentices" would be featured in the dubbed voice overs of the actual Masked Magician clips to contextualize the educational aspect of the show.
It was weird.
"i have a history of obeying authority" is a pretty good tinder bio
Little subby boy Jack
@@rahul327 AYO?
This is one of those rare episodes where we actually hear Jack say the introductory "jackask", without it being cut off.
I KNEW SOMETHING FELT OFF
That balloon gift from Erin is the purest thing ever. We stan a queen.
but if jack does spread the message telepathically, a lot of people would probably sub to jack and he'd reach 5 million subs and we all know what happens at 5mil subs 🤤
I DONT?
@@diamondcladskies5446 it's alright, more for the rest of us
your videos have really become a comfort to me. I'm so happy you're uploading more and is having fun with it. You and Erin are really holding my head above water right now with both this and the podcast! You both are the best! Thank you
Jack, do you remember when you were the voice of the nudist apple character from the Annoying Orange? What was that like, and do you regret your decision?
Why did you make me remember that?
Fuck, I religiously pick the tophat when regularly playing monopoly with 5 annoyed friends. You deeply insulted me and all that I believe in. Subscribed.
Yeah, Monopoly is fun. Strategy, capitalism, persuasion
Mine is the dog
Jacks dogs be like “Hey Apple, hey Apple”
o fuck
@ hey look it the "Give me hate" guy
Surprised they haven't said knife yet
GIVE ME HATE GIVE ME HATE MY GOAL IS TO BE THE MOST HATED TOU TO BER ... Thank you, commentars
you have to be old af or cultured to understand this
7:21 is this what the whole glitchy stuff is for?
Jack’s passion project is finally getting the go ahead to sleep in the same bed as Erin
Not surprised Jack’s serial killer song is the same song that the first Shrek uses when Shrek absolutely destroys some knights in Farquad’s tournament
Yeah, that's very in-character of him.
Oh shit, Jack remembers his promise about 5 million
Today I realized Domhnall Gleeson is practically a red-headed Jack and I'll never unsee it
Coming back here when Jack is almost at 5 million subs is a feeling
"I went through a deep magic phase for a long time. I still do a card trick every now and then." Jack re-living his Magic: The Gathering days.
Doesn’t believe in horoscopes? Big Cancer move, Jack.
Thats a very Caprisun thing to say
Metastasis is a big cancer move, actually.
Don’t say that. I’m a cancer and I constantly shit on horoscopes 😭
Nah thats a saggy tits move
I think it's a bit of a Leonardo DiCaprio maneuver, my friend.
Love the twin peaks reference in the beginning, maybe John does have some culture after his years of being a Dave matthews fan
I need a “How’s Erin?” reference soon
Real fans call him Dave
Guarantee 99% of his audience didn't get it but I'm just happy he enjoys Twin Peaks!!
3:33 actually seeing some wholesome Jack and Erin content and not just their simp bit
ok so not only did i get featured, the episode was named and thumbnailed after my question, love it
Jack: "I'm glad I know that 5 mil will never happen! So no nudes for you pervs!"
Also Jack: *At 4.97 mil*
Jack could have been the next Mike Tyson if he kept biting people's faces
Or the next Luis Suarez
Or the next Miami bath salts guy
@@SamMito28 Maryland man viciously bites homeless mans face
@@MikeApollo1 He cant help it being a sagittarius tho
Could I fight Jack in a Nintendo game?
Real ones will remember when this was titled after Jack ranting about Mario Maker 2.
I love that Jack opened with a Twin Peaks reference
9:07
my mom and I LOVED watching that show
my parents owned the first four seasons of ALF on DVD and we watched them as a family so many times while i was growing up that i could recite some of the episodes entirely by heart
I really like jackasks now. I love how sometimes he actually answers the questions but it’s still fwiggn hiwawious
Erin having a crush on Dev Patel makes an alarming amount of sense. She has a type. Idk what it is but, it’s a type
Suave
You think monopoly is bad? Try playing monopoly with elementary school kids for minimum wage. It’s hell.
Holy shit I feel so bad for you, good luck keeping your sanity
what is your job??
@@Ryan-fo6bi i’m guessing they’re a day care worker or teacher assistant at an elementary school
@@reginarodriguez1477 Exactly.
All jokes aside, seeing Erin laughs at everything John does is very wholesome
You’re going to eat your words soon Jack. 4.7 million.
4.96M... we're so close
Jack, we all know your passion project is a royalty free Christmas album
Just saw the thumbnail change from mariomaker to horoscopes lol now we know
real ones remember when jack talked about throwing the rock at a kids face in his draw my life
Imagine that kid seeing that
The only thing I can remember about that video is the John Cena edit.
According to Social Blade, Jack might reach 5 mil by July 2025.
Screw you for calling me out like that at 12:33, I literally have done that multiple times. I literally have that monopoly board.
The dogs look the same when Jack's mouth is over their faces.
the dogs look the same all the time
That's racist
Chipwich has bigger ears though
Funny that he mentions the Green Knight, I just saw that on Theaters, it was way better than I thought it was be. Cinematography in that movie was stunning.
“Bring back Dunkaroo’s”
My man Jack hasn’t been to a 7-11 in a while huh?
They sell them in my grocery store, in the cereal isle. But i am in Ontario.
jack being into magic as a kid makes...so much sense, actually. like i feel like i understand now, why he is the way he is, especially as i was also a kid very into magic
Such a fun episode. Genuinely. you seem so genuine and it was so fun and informative. Keep it up jack!
i love the sponsors being introduced by the dogs
It's amazing how your dogs sound exactly like you. What a weird coincidence.
The 3 dogs are so cute when you voice them over omg
@TommyInnit 🅥 lmao nice try
@UCGkoqNtFnTVMB3OS75r4Qww another bot? We on a roll today
That’s fuckin weird it’s just characters
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The coward deleted his comment
I'm glad no one's forgotten the Masked Magician.
Okay, *now* we actually have to get John to 5 million.
Wait. Was Erin's retelling of Spider-Man: Homecoming where she married Tom Holland all a lie??? Or is it not a free pass if they're already movie married.
"lol removing a month isnt political funny joke"
Jack: "we should remove taxes"
based libertarian
Uhhh, based?!
12:38 “Do you like Huey Lewis and the news? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consimante professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour. In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself!”
7:20 HOLY SHIT JACK TO THR FUTURE 2 BAYBEE
"Got sent to to principal's office both times for that."
I feel like this joke isn't getting the attention it deserves. Well done Jack.
That twin peaks intro was glorious
Mario maker philosophy "if it's under 2 it'll do, if it's over one nuh uh son (must include finger wagging)"
For the saying something everyone can hear in their head I once heard someone say “I am God this is the proof you were looking for” and then watching the world crumble
12:11 at the only college party I attended this year, i was dozing off around 5 a.m. surrounded by wretchedly drunk theatre students who had booted up monopoly for the Nintendo switch at full volume. Now, I'm not usually a vivid dreamer, but the genre of monopoly nightmare I had will haunt me until my dying breath
I’ve never seen an ad that legitimately makes me want to get the product until today
Dunkaroos still exist Jack...
And there's Penn & Teller's Fool Us for magic shows.
He's previously stated he watches Fool Us a lot
@@hairyson94 Really? I'm surprised I missed that. I watch basically everything he does except the "Fix your _____" stuff.
''that's something a sagittarius would say' I hate them, I hate that personal immediately'
Idk man, that's definitely something a sagittarius would say
- Says he will never get to 5m subs.
- Is currently at 4.64m subs.
Love the newest videos! Best videos in the past 5 years. Only getting better
Ok, we definitely have to get Jack to 5 million subs now