ABSOLUTELY! 💯 I don't want them to EVER go back to having in-studio audiences!!! We HAVE to let them know that THIS is SO MUCH BETTER!!! It's so much more personal and you feel like part of the show. You're just hanging with some hilarious buddies cracking jokes. The other way felt like they were pandering to the in-house crowd. This is MUST-SEE TV for me now! Before, ehhh...even though I adore Colbert! So we've gotta tell them: #NoMoreLateShowStudioAudiences !!!
The whole "I'm her husband" thing is a long running thing Biden says instead of "she's my wife" and I think its hilarious because you know it sends Republicans crazy.
It just so happens that Robert "KOOL" Bell & Ronald "KHALIS" Bell (Founding Members) are my two oldest brothers. Sadly Khalis passed away last September. He would have thought that photo was as funny as I did. Thanks for the chuckle. -Wahid Bell/Bayyan. ;-)
Same here, until the realization hit me that we now equate a room full of people who are all wearing masks as "normal." Past me from 2019 would have considered that to be completely insane. We've all been through so much in these last few years, haven't we?
@@JamesHarris- you apparently have been living under a rock and you should go back. You are why this country is failing now. The fact that you blame Trump for the fake ass impeachment trials when it’s been proven that he didn’t do any of it is more despicable. The Ukraine deal was Biden’s fault because he admitted he bribed them to stop investigating his son. Trump is the only president that has ever followed his promises up with actions. These lies Biden is telling are made just for you. The democrats are lying to you and you are the lamb going to slaughter.
@@JamesHarris- See where you are by next year and what your electric bill and gas prices have climbed to. I'm sure Joe will come up with the usual excuse " The Russians did it". LOL
My heart goes out to your people. If USA had any balls or any real sense of morality we would help your people and the countless others in other countries in need. For what it's worth, I am sorry and I love you. Please be safe. 💔
I think he should be "disguised" as someone else, but he's just wearing an obviously fake mustache. And then be broadcasting from some remote location, but turns out it's just a gardening place near a strip club.
@@vforwombat9915 oh man, imagine if someone had the foresight during the blackouts to go "HE'S IN CANCUN, QUICK TURN ON ALL HIS LIGHTS AND APPLIANCES!" (To be clear, that would be breaking and entering and trespassing, don't do it, it's a theoretical prank.)
@@ScarceCastle2 "(To be clear, that would be breaking and entering" not if it was the person watching his dog. 'oh, no. i ACCIDENTALLY left the lights on when i fed your dog while you were in cancun. sorry your electric bill costs as much as 4 months donations to your campaign.'
*Trump's about to release a statement any minute saying "I don't know Rudy, we've met once or twice, I'm sure he's a great man but I don't know him."* 😉
@@Azaghal1988 Same here, as a Norwegian (Scandinavian). In our cold, yet stunningly beautiful land, Bernie wouldn't even be considered progressive! 😂😂😂 He would surely not be considered right wing, but more moderate liberal/progressive. It's funny, yet extremely depressing how he's considered extremely progressive in the US, even considered extremist in the eyes of many conservatives. Even our most conservative politicians would agree with (most of what) Bernie stands for! It's truly depressingly funny.
"I'm happy to be the first female President .... in the year 3025. I didn't expect it to take all the men dying out first for it to happen, but here we are."
Oh. This was spot on today! Laughs, loud and belly deep laughs! Stephen and crew do not leave us for the studio please. This is what I look forward to when I get off work. Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
@@jharrington08able what has Biden actually accomplished? Seriously? Trump may have sucked but at least he actually got a few things done. Biden is utterly useless. Even detrimental
@@alext3811 we literally have the vaccine BECAUSE of President Trump. Project Warp Speed (as ridiculous as that name is) is the reason why so many people are getting vaccinated. The Democratic Party has done nothing but escalate racial tensions. Heck the former Vice President has done literally NOTHING in regards to fixing racism. He’s all talk, no progress. Our country is already one of the most climate-conscious superpowers on earth. Russia and China are the ones killing the ozone layer, and we can’t afford to save the world if they’re not willing to cooperate. Also getting rid of those pipelines was an insanely stupid idea. Killing that many jobs and having to use fossil fuels to import more fossil fuels is probably killing the environment. President Trump was ten times the man former Vice President Biden ever was.
@@MrVivaloslegos So...getting an infrastructure bill passed into law is useless? What about moving the most consequential piece of legislation since the New Deal through Congress? Is that nothing? Also, on the environment: Trump rolled back regulations and pulled out of the Paris Accord. Biden got us back in, rolled back the rollback, and is working on legislation to start fixing the problem (part of the legislation I mentioned earlier). That's far more than Trump did; he just called the whole thing a hoax.
The graphics team actually used the right characters for Biden's tramp stamp... making them more accurate than 90% of people who get Chinese characters tattooed on their bodies.
Haha yep. Whenever someone reads mine they get disappointed that it says what I know it says. 😂 By the way it's just my zodiac sign and I work with dogs so it says dog as the zodiac symbol. Okay so I'm advertising my age on the rare occasions people can see it but whatever. lol
@@ThePinkBinks 广州市 is the funniest thing I have seen on the ribs of a guy surfing in Australia. No idea if he meant to get Guangzhou City tattooed on him, but is was small enough that he could have been making a list of all the places in China he visited.
Aaron Webb Hmm... Maybe he was. A part of my culture (that was made taboo centuries ago because of Christianity) is to tattoo yourself with your life's journey so... you never know. It's not a part of my culture people think of or do much but it's there. Some people do the same thing with belts or walking staffs - add a design that shows where they've been in life. Was he a white guy? I know skin colour isn't much of a clue but I'm wondering if he has Viking roots. I've literally had the entire staff in a Cantonese takeaway lean over the counter and jump for a good position to read my tat only for them to all go "awww". They said it's usually miss-spellings, swear words and insults that the person thinks is a translation of their name. 😂 My tat is usually covered and I get it'd be tacky if it was always on display but I like it. The weirdest one that I could read, because I can't really read Chinese characters to be honest, was "soup". A group of mates plucked a random word out of a dictionary so they all had "soup" written on their arms.
@@Mikibear222 too much diversity in the laughs. Why don’t you just accept that people are allowed to find stuff funny instead of wasting your breath on cynical (and likely incorrect) comments?
President Biden nailed that speech with confidence and compassion. He talked a lot about Americans and helping Americans, not himself. Not red or blue, not Democrat or Republican. To Biden, it’s the United States. THAT is putting America first. Also so poignant to see two women sitting behind the president.
Actually, for those who care, the Chinese characters for crisis are “危機”, with the character “機” being used together with the character “會” to form “機會”, which equates to ‘opportunity’.
機 has a ton of meanings, one of which is "chance" (danger+chance = crisis = 危機), and another one is "machine" (fly+machine = airplane = 飛機). As with many (most?) characters in Chinese, its meaning changes depending what word comes before or next.
OHH, how DARE you imply that the single greatest visionary ever to walk the planet earth was in any way a narcissist! Next you'll be saying that Elon Musk has his head up his own backside, looking for those lost Thai children.
The Colbert News Report The Best place to hear and see all the news with proper context and clarity of mind. As long as your morning wine is not to warm.
To who ever that dude is laughing in the background: you're a beautiful angel
Chris Licht
Ikr!
It's a great laugh.
It's the fuel I need these days. Lmao 🤣
I think they get him stoned before the show for maximum "laugh track!"
Those gut laughs from the crew are a thousand times better than the live audience.
Definitely yea. :D
It is so perfect
ABSOLUTELY! 💯 I don't want them to EVER go back to having in-studio audiences!!! We HAVE to let them know that THIS is SO MUCH BETTER!!! It's so much more personal and you feel like part of the show. You're just hanging with some hilarious buddies cracking jokes. The other way felt like they were pandering to the in-house crowd. This is MUST-SEE TV for me now! Before, ehhh...even though I adore Colbert!
So we've gotta tell them: #NoMoreLateShowStudioAudiences !!!
Fully agree!!
They are still scripted dip.
Seriously, this show doesn't need any audience. This is soo much funnier..!! Bravo, great work!!
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The producer laughing it off in the background is a key feature of the show now!! Once you get an audience back, make sure you still mic him!!
x1,000
Thats Evvie his wife and his two sons.
I enjoy this version more than the live audience
@@patricksanders858 they’re there, but that’s not the voice
No they'll just mic Jon Batiste again so we can hear every one of his mumbles and idle comments.
The whole "I'm her husband" thing is a long running thing Biden says instead of "she's my wife" and I think its hilarious because you know it sends Republicans crazy.
No we love seeing Democrat men being fitted with chastity cages by their wives.
@@Kotor5000 sad and pathetic
@@Kotor5000 what does that mean?
@@Kotor5000 😂😂😂 poor you
Yep
This is where I get my news. Ty Stephen
Same. Thank you, Stephen indeed.
I still can't believe the Four Seasons Total Landscaping episode actually happened, it was straight out of Arrested Development
Hahaha that was what I thought too
LOL!
If you wrote that into a TV series, people would think it was too ridiculous.
I've made huuuuge mistake......
Him?
*Fantastic* monologue and seeing Bernie at the end just capped it off beautifully. 😎✌👍
I don't know why, but just seeing him wave is soothing.
As a Chinese person, I really like that "Crisis and opportunity" tattoo joke. You guys are awesome!
The producer's lone laugh is just great
10:36
12:20
We need someone to do this for every Colbert RUclips video.
“Hot cup of breakfast wine!”
Got to love Colbert,.. 🥰
Whenever his wife is there and Stephen makes her laugh a puppy sees a double rainbow.
And a Kitten is born in a field of Daises !
Having a wife that thinks you are funny is the best way a comedian can keep from destroying themselves.
@@davidcanoy8579 that got dark real quick
His wife's boyfriend is even more elated 🤗🤗🤗🤗
@@MatthewPettyST1300 lllllllll
I don't want the format to change, the little and big out bursts from the crew and wife are endearing.😄
Omg. The crew laughter is better than any audience laughter any day. 😂
"If you were watching on Fox News; first off: what are you doing here?"
Ha!
What about Ted Snooze ? Dreaming about Cancun 🏝
I wanted to yell "Sleepy Ted, eh?" at the screen. Actually, I did.
@@ValerieJNorse LOL you’re a hero
@@ValerieJNorse remember, it’s “lying Ted” with the “ugly wife” -T....
and his leg was twitching and tail wagging
Fishbump 🐠👊🏻🤣
Ok but the "I'm her husband" was cute
Agreed. He could’ve said “she’s my wife” but what he said made it about her and not him.
I laughed so hard when he said it though i did understand what he meant to say.
You can tell they have a really loving relationship. He’s proud to be her husband.
It sounded like a brag to me.
@@beth8775 if you're proud of your spouse why not brag
That was the first time in 5 years that I heard a presidential address that didnt piss me off.
Alright alright alright.
Do you sign the front or back of paychecks?
@@f.f.s.d.o.a.7294 wtf is wrong with you? Go find a fight somewhere else.
@@darrylcarnell9095 You sign the back.
@@f.f.s.d.o.a.7294 in a way you may comprehend: S.T.F.U. & F.O.A.D.
It's alright- zoo station.
The crew laughing behind Stephen is my favorite thing.
The guy always laughing during the monologues cracks me up
It's nice to hear a president making a speech who is coherent, no blaming, no lies ,no yelling ,no bullying.
He blamed the GOP for policies not passing in his first 100 days. You just don’t know lies at all, do you?
Coherent? Like when he called Doug Ermhoff The “First Lady’s husband”? You don’t know coherent at all, do you?
@@kevinsanders3630 where is the lie?
@Proper Ironic name, since you apparently don’t like proper facts.
@@kevinsanders3630 Why don't you provide facts and we'll see?
Stephen you hit all the marks tonight! I haven't laughed this hard in a good while thank you! XD
My heart flutters every time Stephen says "an historic"...
Why Steven? It's not an hospital or an helicopter.
Nice to hear the words “No president has ever...” over something that actually has historical significance
...over something that's not an embarrassment.
there's no laugh _quite_ like a Cameraman's after-Cartoon-Rudy-Fart laugh
... glorious 😄
😂 the eyes wide shut joke choked me.
This entire segment was so well written! Thanks Colbert team!
Colbert is usually pretty good but sometimes ....he's REALLY good! 🤣
I eagerly await the posting of these as I have no TV and love me some Colbert.
Me too!
Yea, I wait each morning (I am from Europe)
“White power ball” took me out within the first minute! 🤣🤣🤣
Whoever is on the laugh track today, please keep them around. Their laugh is extremely contagious.
Echo that...but not just today. My chuckles turn into guffaws everytime I hear the cameraman/producer laugh. And Evie.
OMG the man in the background laughing is killing me! 😂😂😂
Camera operator i think
No it doesn't sound like the camera operator. Maybe he had a friend visiting?
GQP'ers clapped ONCE when JB talked about cancer. But only because they thought they were clapping FOR cancer.
I bet they think its gods wish for those who get cancer to have it
When did he become "JB"?
MUAHAHA
Lauren Boebert shakes her head, Ted Cruz fell asleep, and Mitch McConnell REFUSED to clap
Love your show ... loved Joe Biden's speech ! 🤗👍🎖⛪🇦🇺💙🇱🇷
Haven’t heard him this happy in a while. 🥰🥰🥰
Especially after a SOTU address!
*Thank you Mr. Colbert! This monologue was pure comedic gold!!* 😂😂😂
"Founding Fathers Kool & the Gang" had me nearly choke on my cheetos. XD
10/10, absolutely unexpectedly hysterical.
There's nothing like a good fishbump.
In shallow shoals, English soles do it
Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it
6 second rule
Evvy’s laugh is like my inner voice, I freaking love her
Stephen is a lucky guy. That's for sure!
2:32 That laughing in the background is so contagious.
The guy in the back laughing makes the jokes so much better 😂
Who is laughing so hard in the background holy shit I’m dying
It just so happens that Robert "KOOL" Bell & Ronald "KHALIS" Bell (Founding Members) are my two oldest brothers. Sadly Khalis passed away last September. He would have thought that photo was as funny as I did. Thanks for the chuckle. -Wahid Bell/Bayyan. ;-)
Much love man
@@Tonyhouse1168 Thank you Bruh.
I didn't know. Tragic how folks making beautiful music in my life are moving on. Sleep in peace
🙏🙏❤RIP
I loved your brothers music. RIP 🤲🏾
"It felt normal for the first time in five years" almost made my eyes water a little bit.
Same here, until the realization hit me that we now equate a room full of people who are all wearing masks as "normal." Past me from 2019 would have considered that to be completely insane.
We've all been through so much in these last few years, haven't we?
@@JamesHarris- you apparently have been living under a rock and you should go back. You are why this country is failing now. The fact that you blame Trump for the fake ass impeachment trials when it’s been proven that he didn’t do any of it is more despicable. The Ukraine deal was Biden’s fault because he admitted he bribed them to stop investigating his son. Trump is the only president that has ever followed his promises up with actions. These lies Biden is telling are made just for you. The democrats are lying to you and you are the lamb going to slaughter.
@@JamesHarris- See where you are by next year and what your electric bill and gas prices have climbed to. I'm sure Joe will come up with the usual excuse " The Russians did it". LOL
@@JamesHarris- Hmmm -- Kim P and Jeff S both "joined" 8 years ago & both have 3 "subscribers". Coincidence?
Yeah, it felt great!
Stay safe America 🌺 Hope everything will be better🌷🌹🌷 (there's not so much hope for us Iranians, considering....well.... everything).
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❤❤❤
✌️🤞🏻👊👌🤗🙏🤝🖖
My heart goes out to your people. If USA had any balls or any real sense of morality we would help your people and the countless others in other countries in need. For what it's worth, I am sorry and I love you. Please be safe. 💔
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I just love him for saying “fish bumps”.🌻
Absolutely brilliant Stephen - as usual 🤣😄👍
We need John Lithgow for the next segment of "Rudy, Rudy, Fresh & Screwed-y".
YES! I was thinking that too!
That would be hilarious.
I think he should be "disguised" as someone else, but he's just wearing an obviously fake mustache. And then be broadcasting from some remote location, but turns out it's just a gardening place near a strip club.
@@strangewayfaringstranger his head draining...
OMG YES!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The guy laughing in the background always kills me LOL
Ted Cruz was clearly plugged into the Texas grid during Biden's speech. 😂
i wish. because then he'd have a 20,000$ bill.
Yeah and I live here so I know that for a fact. Unfortunately, my parents think differently.
@@vforwombat9915 oh man, imagine if someone had the foresight during the blackouts to go "HE'S IN CANCUN, QUICK TURN ON ALL HIS LIGHTS AND APPLIANCES!"
(To be clear, that would be breaking and entering and trespassing, don't do it, it's a theoretical prank.)
@@ScarceCastle2 "(To be clear, that would be breaking and entering"
not if it was the person watching his dog.
'oh, no. i ACCIDENTALLY left the lights on when i fed your dog while you were in cancun.
sorry your electric bill costs as much as 4 months donations to your campaign.'
That explain why we suffered a power blip in Texas last night , thank you
The guy laughing off camera always gets me if Stephen doesn't 🤣🤣
The crews laughter behind the camera is contagious.
*Trump's about to release a statement any minute saying "I don't know Rudy, we've met once or twice, I'm sure he's a great man but I don't know him."* 😉
True! I can picture this!
🤣😂 yessa😢🤓
He would say that about one of his children if they got indicted.. LMAO
How would we know? Oh yeah, his "office". 😄
?
Bernie's 2 second wave & smile at 13:20 has meme potential.
He's a great guy and as a European I agree with most things he said, but nearly everything Bernie dies has meme potential.
"And later, memewhile..."
Everybody loves Bernie. Except when it matters.
@@Azaghal1988 Same here, as a Norwegian (Scandinavian). In our cold, yet stunningly beautiful land, Bernie wouldn't even be considered progressive! 😂😂😂 He would surely not be considered right wing, but more moderate liberal/progressive. It's funny, yet extremely depressing how he's considered extremely progressive in the US, even considered extremist in the eyes of many conservatives.
Even our most conservative politicians would agree with (most of what) Bernie stands for!
It's truly depressingly funny.
@@idalarsen2540 But I thank God we Americans at least have Bernie's voice in government!
Listening to his crew crack up, is gold.
They are certainly in a funny mood tonight.
🎶Ru-ru-rudy and the Feds🎶
Also whoever was laughing in the background made me replay that part cause it was hilarious 😂
I've said it before and I'll say it again: *Stephen Colbert is a National Treasure.*
I am still so happy for Kamala Harris☺️ it makes me smile when I think that we have a woman Vice President
the LAUGHS in this segment oh lord please stephen never go back to a live audience
Naw he has to! I miss the excitement of the live crowd.
I have thought that so many times. He's the only late night comedian who can really carry the show off well without an audience or a laugh tra k.
@@jenvicinity9143 theres just something so much more genuine about only hearing laughter from his wife and the people who work for the show lol
How cool it would be to hear Madam Speaker, Madam Vice President and they thanking Madam President.
Way cooler than hearing Nancy Pelosi say "Thank you George Floyd for sacrificing your life for justice"
"I'm happy to be the first female President .... in the year 3025. I didn't expect it to take all the men dying out first for it to happen, but here we are."
QTBIPOC x3
Oh. This was spot on today! Laughs, loud and belly deep laughs! Stephen and crew do not leave us for the studio please. This is what I look forward to when I get off work. Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
I like Biden even more than when I voted for him. He's doing a GREAT job.
You’re insane
Whatever.
@@jharrington08able what has Biden actually accomplished? Seriously? Trump may have sucked but at least he actually got a few things done. Biden is utterly useless. Even detrimental
@@alext3811 we literally have the vaccine BECAUSE of President Trump. Project Warp Speed (as ridiculous as that name is) is the reason why so many people are getting vaccinated.
The Democratic Party has done nothing but escalate racial tensions. Heck the former Vice President has done literally NOTHING in regards to fixing racism. He’s all talk, no progress.
Our country is already one of the most climate-conscious superpowers on earth. Russia and China are the ones killing the ozone layer, and we can’t afford to save the world if they’re not willing to cooperate.
Also getting rid of those pipelines was an insanely stupid idea. Killing that many jobs and having to use fossil fuels to import more fossil fuels is probably killing the environment.
President Trump was ten times the man former Vice President Biden ever was.
@@MrVivaloslegos So...getting an infrastructure bill passed into law is useless? What about moving the most consequential piece of legislation since the New Deal through Congress? Is that nothing?
Also, on the environment: Trump rolled back regulations and pulled out of the Paris Accord. Biden got us back in, rolled back the rollback, and is working on legislation to start fixing the problem (part of the legislation I mentioned earlier). That's far more than Trump did; he just called the whole thing a hoax.
The graphics team actually used the right characters for Biden's tramp stamp... making them more accurate than 90% of people who get Chinese characters tattooed on their bodies.
Haha yep. Whenever someone reads mine they get disappointed that it says what I know it says. 😂
By the way it's just my zodiac sign and I work with dogs so it says dog as the zodiac symbol. Okay so I'm advertising my age on the rare occasions people can see it but whatever. lol
What's the funniest wrong word you've seen and did you tell them?
@@ThePinkBinks 广州市 is the funniest thing I have seen on the ribs of a guy surfing in Australia. No idea if he meant to get Guangzhou City tattooed on him, but is was small enough that he could have been making a list of all the places in China he visited.
Aaron Webb Hmm... Maybe he was. A part of my culture (that was made taboo centuries ago because of Christianity) is to tattoo yourself with your life's journey so... you never know.
It's not a part of my culture people think of or do much but it's there. Some people do the same thing with belts or walking staffs - add a design that shows where they've been in life.
Was he a white guy? I know skin colour isn't much of a clue but I'm wondering if he has Viking roots.
I've literally had the entire staff in a Cantonese takeaway lean over the counter and jump for a good position to read my tat only for them to all go "awww". They said it's usually miss-spellings, swear words and insults that the person thinks is a translation of their name. 😂
My tat is usually covered and I get it'd be tacky if it was always on display but I like it.
The weirdest one that I could read, because I can't really read Chinese characters to be honest, was "soup". A group of mates plucked a random word out of a dictionary so they all had "soup" written on their arms.
@@ThePinkBinks so it's a lady and the tramp stamp!
“Okay that’s exciting, but if Apple comes up with a new charger that doesn’t fit my old phone...” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 omgee I felt this
Rumor is their plan is to get rid of the charging port and do wireless only...
I lost it when the Rudy cartoon farted 😂😂
Yup and the laughter from the crew made it even more hilarious
.... you didn't lose it.. it's in your pants. 😂
🐖💨💩@@zaaz1471 💩 ☢ 🥺 🤢🤮
Rudy TOOTS
The cameraman laughing is the best part.
That guy laughing in the background is awesome
Who is the guy who's always bursting out with laughter? Stephen's producer? 😂 Because I laugh everytime he does.
I love his 😂 laugh.. He cracks me up too.
I'm pretty sure it's Jim, and if you go back to the old monologues, at the theatre, you can hear him laugh through most of those, too. Legend!
Whoever he is I hope he knows that his laugh makes life okay, nothing is wrong and all is well whenever that man chuckles.
I thought it was his son.
Yes, executive producer Chris Licht, Jim is on the monitors, in the separate booth.
The guys laugh in the background makes me giggle!!!
Laugh track of one lol
@@Mikibear222 too much diversity in the laughs. Why don’t you just accept that people are allowed to find stuff funny instead of wasting your breath on cynical (and likely incorrect) comments?
@@jordinagel1184 what
It's one of his sons, right!! So great!!!
@@jordinagel1184 why don’t you keep your nasty comments to yourself?
That tinfoil joke made my night. Just.. made my night.
It sounded so close to the truth. 😜
Been waiting for this Stephen!
That man laughing behind the scenes is a whole mood! 😂
Seeing the two accomplished women behind Biden was a personal by high light in tonight's address.
Pelosi looks so relieved to be up there with some sane people
@@Mikibear222 . So true. Watching her during a couple of 45s State of the Union speeches , her look personified WTF. Have a good night.
A bright and progressive future....for the time being...
@@allankhad1030 . As far as women's future accomplishments, that future became inevitable and unlimited from the moment they won the right to vote.
hahahaha
It was so nice hearing a presidential address made using complete, coherent sentences.
So true! Just common sense speaking...
And not whining
Doesnt feel real
@@TotalDrganMania actions speak
And he wasn't calling anyone childish names or patting himself on the back.
President Biden nailed that speech with confidence and compassion. He talked a lot about Americans and helping Americans, not himself. Not red or blue, not Democrat or Republican. To Biden, it’s the United States. THAT is putting America first. Also so poignant to see two women sitting behind the president.
yeah the only way I could see the last fella trying to nail compassion would be if compassion was the name of a stripper
I felt that. "Growing the economy from the bottom and middle out" Makes sense when you think visually of its future projection...Infrastructuring...
hahaha
The laughing in the background, be it Chris or Evie or whoever, and the reactions Stephen gets from them, bring true joy to my heart!
9:35 "No handshakes, just _fish_ bumping"
Yes! It's getting Monty Python in the White House!
It feels amazing not to have to be afraid when the president speaks💕
The radicals- on the Right, that is- are inundating RUclips, Facebook, Twitter, etc. with claims that Biden less every time he opens his mouth.
Or nauseous.
That producer in the background has me cracking up.
I don’t know who the bloke is laughing in the background but he makes my day!!
Can we see who that is laughing! He was the highlight of the monologue! Lol
I think Rudy's neighbour had several glasses of her breakfast wine
Love your show Mr. Colbert.
Keep on keeping it real.
Actually, for those who care, the Chinese characters for crisis are “危機”, with the character “機” being used together with the character “會” to form “機會”, which equates to ‘opportunity’.
You mean for crisis. With 危 for danger. Crisis is “danger” and “opportunity”
@@beaubolieu exactly, thanks.
Thx for explaining!
機 has a ton of meanings, one of which is "chance" (danger+chance = crisis = 危機), and another one is "machine" (fly+machine = airplane = 飛機). As with many (most?) characters in Chinese, its meaning changes depending what word comes before or next.
I’m here especially for the gentlemen offscreen, whose amazing laugh keeps peppering these episodes.
Bless this nation and Our President
No hand shakes. Just fish bumping. Fish bumping? Slapped with a salmon! Assaulted with an Albacore! Hit with a halibut! Beatings using a bass! 😂
the way they laughed in the background at the fart, just goes to tell you no matter what your age, farts are always funny
It's goes to show how well they set expectations of sophistication, so that fart jokes are earned lol
@@dancingsocrates9491, Especially living on your own so nobody hears it.
Not if you're Eating Lunch. 😕
@@tradeladder146 Lunch? A simple fart would ruin that?
It was hilarious watching Kamala slightly move in the background of that jobs thing hahahaha
@Xavier Xavier 😂😂😂😂
"Oh, you mean prescription drugs !" The funniest line in months. GOLD
I remember a dime bag was just $10.00 and enough to last a few days. Providing you don’t share with those who never share
I needed those laughs today. Thank you Stephen!!!
Omg I hope they play the Rudy cartoony farting bit again 😂😂😂😂😂
This whole monologue is comedy gold
I love u and ur wife ! Y’all give me life
Who in the background is laughing their ass off? It's like a 1 man studio audience 🤣
Someone in the crew 🤷 You know you're funny when the gang are laughing!
I think it's actually his son.
I much prefer this to the audience - he's got a great laugh and Evelyn has a great giggle too.
its you
Can't get enough of the laughter
Best Late Show Ever, I am still loling
Priceless !
Funny, that montage of Joe repeating the word "Jobs" was probably VERY much like every dream Steve Jobs ever had.
Jeffrey Baer More like epileptic fits for everybody.
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OHH, how DARE you imply that the single greatest visionary ever to walk the planet earth was in any way a narcissist! Next you'll be saying that Elon Musk has his head up his own backside, looking for those lost Thai children.
@@lanceash Considering how notoriously badly Jobs treated employees in close proximity one has to wonder how well Musk treats his.
He was obviously trying to resurrect Steve Jobs
It's a relief to finally see a human being at that podium after the past 4 years.
A human being who can speak rationally.
Agreed
Gotta say; I'm REALLY enjoying having absolutely no idea what ego-fluffing morning show the President is watching any given day.
@@miriambucholtz9315 you mean Biden speaking rationally? Lmfao
Omg I thought my husband was the only person that texted me to come help find his remote😂.
Just make him buy a cell phone with infrared built in then he can use his phone as the remote.
Why don't you tell the lazy fart to open his eyes and look for it
@@Stevros999 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 literally me to my dad when I was a kid and we all had to look for the remote, car keys, his glasses etc etc 😂😂😂😂
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LOL, Stephen, you said “fish bumping”.
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