Mortician and Haemorrhage albums ranked in order from best to worst
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- Опубликовано: 21 авг 2024
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shop-hellshead...
If you don't like Deicide you don't like Deathmetal
shop-hellshead...
Ive forgotten more metal than you know
shop-hellshead...
Make metal offensive again
shop-hellshead...
Real Men listen to Cannibal Corpse
shop-hellshead...
Vulgar Display To Posers
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Whats heavier than Pantera
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yo brah brah would you consider yourself to be a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴
What if instead of J-Dawg he was named Freaky dawg and instead of talking about metal he talked about twerking.
My toilet is broken so I'm squatting over a bucket while watching this video.
what's ploppin'?
Mmm hmmm.......so what's your toilet paper situation like or is the TP "broken" as well? 💩🧻 #Intrigued!
@@lopolik what's crap-a-lappin'?
Careful brah brah, distributor might bust in his pants and ask you for pictures if you talk about your bowel movements here.
@@Pagan_Fears LOL! Dropped a 15-incher yesterday afternoon, followed by another 12 inches of chunks.👌🏻
Installment #535 to my list. Knew you'd be envious!😁
everyone knows hacked up for barbecue is #1, i’ll fight any bozo on that
You’re wrong Jimmy the best is house by the cemetery
My favorite is Chainsaw Dismemberment because it was my first one. Everything from Wolfen to Funeral Feast. Excellent stuff! Hacked up for Barbecue and House by the Cemetery comes next.
I've heard of Jenny from the Block what is Jimmy from the block brahbrah
@@assasinator1980 A white boy knockoff.
@@Poser_Metal_Recordshe's Italian actually, I used to follow him on the Facebook years ago and he admitted it on there
Dumbo loves talkin bout the Big Willy aint he, man shiet bruh bruh 🏳️🌈👌🏾😁
At least Will is down with the Dawg, I’m glad we don’t have to hear about Deicide and GB as much anymore lmao
@@PlutoTheGod Has Dawg did the GB interview yet? I can't rest until it happens.
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 it’ll never happen brahbrah
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481not yet
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481gotta agree with pluto mate
I didn’t see it… I walked IN on it.
That metal, movies, and more is an absolute treasure trove of obscure metal bands. I love that channel. Highly recommended.
That guy is awesome, found a ton of stuff I didn't know about through him!
Thank you for the compliment; you're my new favourite person! Hopefully I'll have the "USA Goregrind" video up next week 🤞
I guess I gotta snag a Benton or KD interview to get the Dawg to watch my channel though...that's a tall order 😬
Darkest Day of horror was always in the dollar bin at my local record store amoeba SF and now it's actually worth something... I hate how people can just make up a wild price on a record or CD...
😂 like and share the video Devils
Ain't nothing heavier than DA TISH ☝️🤨
Dawgski could you rank every album by the mighty (and I said Mighty goddamnit) LOSTPROPHETS?
The dawg saying Varg is an intellectual 😂 about to get Hells canceled a second time
Fax are not attax!
Oh no what will he do 😂
Varg the epitome of an out of the loop geezer
@@TimmyTurner421 I only saw a couple videos before he got his RUclips banned just of him talking about when he was still a kid and still actually making BM & then a couple memes of him here and there from old videos. Idek how or where people find archives of him ranting in the woods about God knows what. He’s the black metal George Takei still obsessed with Euronymous Shatner decades later
Yo Sponge, when you hear the expression “2 in the pink” do you think if those wild times with you starfish ex, brah brah?
you're back and were greatly missed
@@themadmattster9647 I appreciate it brah brah ❤️
Witches Coven is a god-tier track.
Yo sponge, does French intolerant black metal represent being 619 down with the mysterio brah brah?
Definitely fits the bill brotown
@@TimmyTurner421 mmmmhmm 🤘 especially the almighty yes that’s right I said almighty goddammit peste noire
Wonder what JDawgz go to mosh move is ? I could see him hitting the canoe flatbrim spin kick while getting down on some internal bleeding ☝🏻☝🏻
#thingsthatwillneverhappen
I can see him standing in the shadows with his arms crossed trying to look tough in his wife beater and doing absolutely nothing. He's the equivalent of soft ice cream.
Hard to name a fave TISH album. Chainsaw Dismemberment is definitely one of them. I have an OG press of that one on CD, also have an OG press of Zombie Apocalypse with the Slaughter cover track Fuck Of Death. And the other cover track Horrified from Repulsion. The RELAPSE reissue didn't have those 2 tracks.
Hells headbangers should put out a cd of Mortician "rarities". All rhe rehearsal tracks, skinpeeler, piece by piece, traces of death. Also theyve recorded all kinds of stuff thats unreleased.
I’d buy a box set of their unreleased material.
I loved Metal Maniacs
I was already in my 20’s in the late 90’s early 2k’s so that’s mostly how I found out about bands
Metal Maniacs
Terrorizer
Kerrang, Rip magazine , circus , hit parader before that…
I still subscribe to Decibel lol
9:10 dawg doesn't like da bob 😂
DUMBO can't figure out why nobody puts questions in the comments. 😂
How to get through MDF ? ... blow
Same way we get through the workweek brahbrah
What’s heavier than the TISH
Epicardiectomy, brahbrah
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 That's trve Hall, BUT, only IF the ORIGINAL VOCALIST has the mic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@Leave_The_Hall_69yeah honestly there’s plenty of heavier bands than the tish idk what he’s on about even in just the death metal category you have shit like Tetragrammacide & Bidirna Dhamani from India but because they’re not 25+ years old I guess they don’t count
Ain't nothing heavier than DA TISH ☝️🤨
Literally every doom band ever.
Musclehead still thinks about Mortician all the time, but probably hasn't gotten into Stabbing, a brutal band with a female vocalist! 🗡🗡💀🗡🗡
A female vocalist!? Well that's great, you know I often complain that Metal isn't diverse enough, nor inclusive enough.
I demand more Ovaries in my Metal, fvkin' ASAP!
Seen em play twice they rip no doubt but can’t even touch the tish yo
How can he find time to listen to something else when the sound of his slurping on the dicks of "the tish" is overpowering the sound of music? (Which is also his favorite movie)
Haemorrhage flag rules!!! Sick add on to the Wallski!!! 😂💀 😎 👍☕ 🐱
100% agree, that's why I don't listen or read reviews on things. Its a personal experience.
You know Imakaiya, but you don't know CaityCore, brotown?? No bueno, brochacho!
I wanna trip out with Jdawg
to be able to enjoy that boring finnish death metal? xD
@@lopolikI just sit down and listen to it with my headphones to enjoy that stuff. Like everything else I listen to XD.
Put some LSD in his gatorade and subject him to the music of Tool. Instant hatorade
The last time I ate mushrooms was like 7 or 8 years ago. I walked through the park and watched the music video for this rap song called Black Beatles like 10 times in a row because this kid had been playing it at work and got the song stuck in my head 😂😂
@goat666db 😆 🤣 sweet. Cool story man. I love trip tales. I haven't ate in like 4 years
Always a good day when a package from hells arrives !!!!
Question: Which one would you prefer, Mortician or Morticia?
If we're talking Carolyn Jones' Morticia, then that all day, every day, and twice on the Sabbath
Hard to do a top 10 favorite Venom songs. Considering Venom are my second favorite band, I gotta think about it but my number 1 would either be the title track from At War With Satan or Genocide.
I wonder what Dawg thinks of the Clitoraldectomy EP from Regurgitation
He probably likes it. I just hope Hells Headbangers re-released Conceived Through vomit
I gotta give it to Chainsaw Dismemberment for favorite Mortician album!
mmmmmmmhmmm!
Definitely not, brotown! Darkest Day, Hacked and House are the top. House is really just a 7" though... The Dumbo must not know the difference between an Lp and an Ep. Send him a paidski about it
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 I listened to House at the cemetery and it was unlistenable for me, just like tomb of the mutilated.
Dang. And here I thought Leave The Homeboy was actually being civil today, until I read the last sentence. Just HAD to sneak in a little Jab 1 2 straight right hand down the middle lol 😂🥊
Tish and Haemorrhage simping again 🥱🥱😴 ya know they're more bands to talk bout which also are wayyyy more heavy, like Asking Alexandria, Whitechapel, Mastodon sending dawg's whole squad Home in a bodybag brah brah
I didn't even watch it, the title was an instant turn-off (but if caught word that Jason Statham, the star of Meg 2 might I add, liked those bands than that would force me to reconsider my whole outlook).
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 S.T.O.P "it's time to STOP" !!! 🙈😩 Do you know that meme? xD
@@sinisterking6009 I knew you'd love another Meg 2 name-drop. lol Yeah, by this point I'm tired of it too. #CancelStatham
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 THIS !!👏🏾👏🏾👑👏🏾👏🏾 My kinda homeboy
@@sinisterking6009🦈👀
i was late to the hemorrhage game too brah brah… band rips though! recently scored a 2002 hem shirt. 2XL on ultra cotton a REEEEAAAL man’s shirt god dammits!!!!!
House by the cemetery the heaviest? You must have a very different definition on what heavy is, I’d say chainsaw dismemberment is their heaviest, you know with that really thick, loud, booming guitar tone, that’s what heavy is.
Darkest day of horror 🤘🏽🤘🏽😤
21 years ago
No way Dawg. It's all about Chainsaw. Even Will said that's the best one.
Yeah but Ken from the metal crypt said SBG is a hella thrash record, whatever a record is, I just be streamin shit ⚾ 🧢 🛶
I want a Pantera muscle tee, Pantera long sleeve tee, and Pantera-Vulgar Display of Power tee. And a Pantera tattoo too! I'm making J-Dawg pay for all that good shit! And just for not selling Pantera merchandise on Hell's Headbangers, I'm making you pay for my fucking fancy-shmancy bullshit Frappuccino!
I don't get why the Dawg doesn't like WAR METAL. Outside of maybe a few bands. The music, artwork/imagery all fit the damn bill 100%. Badass to the core. I don't see any canoe bullshit in that. Idk maybe it all just blends together to the Dawg.
The uncle grandawg is an out of the loop geezer and war metal is too rough and tough for him
I saw an actual war metal flat brim once.
I think you do know bruh....and the last part of your post answered it pretty effectively, plus Dawg's hardly the only one who holds that opinion.
Seriously though, I never really understood how some war metalists can rag on grindcore, goregrind or power violence. It's pretty much the same vibe minus the bestial wardrobe and album cover aesthetics.
I get why the sponge doesn't like war metal- it sucks. Look at Blasphemy, for example. No riffs to be found. I enjoy Antichrist Siege Machine, that's about it.
What's heavier than JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE?
That post-Jessica Biel load or that hefty dui fine!
Lana DelRey
Opinions are like canoes.,.just let em sink
Opinions are like assholes, at the end of the day they usually stink!
GxBx & Roger B ducking the Dawg \m/
Top 5 Mortician songs (in no particular order):
Chainsaw Dismemberment
Rabid
The Hatchet Murders
Witches' Coven
Zombie Apocalypse
Add Drowned in your own blood and cremated and you got a perfect list.
Shrooms and some jammin' tunes, makes for an interesting day.
You might even get your face stolen. 💀⚡
One time I found an old half quarter from God knows when so I chowed them down before going to Walmart and buying socks had me so paranoid that I was probably in there for two hours, and I just set down my 20 pack of store-brand crew socks and left
@@icankillbugs204 sounds like an interesting day! 😅
weird post Cory, but I like it👌🏻
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 yeah, Dawg mentioned hallucinogenics, so there ya go. 😅
I wanna wish everyone a happy pride month in honor of Gay black metal. Rainbow leather & spikes for the boys! Grab your fake axes & swords & pose! You look fabulous! Work that evil! Vets get a day, pride gets a month. Fn nauseating
Judas Priest is the hometalists King Diamond
What, no mention of "cock rock" the gayest so-called Metal genre of them all, with Mr. Halford as it's the spokesman-deluxe.🌈
May is veterans month but whatever you say broski
Shout out to HornThrowers and Beaver Mosh!! 🤘
@@accursedwomb8830 Yeah and it’s not honored at all publicly. But the rainbow is everywhere
Chainsaw Dismemberment all the way brah
Best slamming brutal death metal
💿 ALBUM BATTLE: Death - Scream Bloody Gore (1987) Vs. Massacre - From Beyond (1991)
Scream Bloody Gore. . . From Beyond is a masterpiece, but shoot I think the Aggressive Tyrant Demo is the best Massacre release
From Beyond
Massacre's debut trumps Death's debut with the utmost ease and confidence bruh bruh.👍🏻
Scream Bloody Gore, but I like Massacre From.Beypnd almost as much.
Scream bloody goreeeeee 🤘🏿🤘🏿 both dope records though
I'm sorry, mortician.You do not use a drum machine Nothing but muffled noise
If you don't like Anialator you don't like Thrash Metal
Texas anialator ?
Analator? What?
@@troytromwellyep, that's how Mark Olivio named the band. Unfortunately bc its this guy saying it you can't help but see the gehy undertones
Who gives a shit. Thrash is a halfway house between heavy metal and death metal anyway.
LOL! Evidently you LOVE them so damn much that you can't even spell their name right!
Oh I get it, you're blinded by your love for them!😍
🎥 FILM BATTLE: Terminator: Genisys (2015) Vs. Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)
haven't seen Dark Fate, Genisys was mid.
Haven’t seen dark fate. Heard it was very bad. I guess by default I’m going with Genisys…not that it was good either.
Now isn't this a depressing Film Battle, these two so-called Terminator movies are even worse than the two you posted yesterday, the real question is, which is WORSE, my answer is Dark Fate (never saw it) because it's a feminist agenda-driven abomination that shouldn't exist and does nothing but further sully a once regal and vaunted action film franchise. Sad.
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 well good news these are the final two
@@Riky_Jones Let's just hope Hollywood doesn't insert an AI Arnie into yet another horrifically terrible so-called Terminator flick, one that sports an all-vegan cast and the "evil" Terminator is a Transfomer/Geo Metro that has hippy flower stickers and a peace fish pasted on the rear bumper.
8:25 ---》roidrage, devils 😈
13:57 --》 what the hell did he say here, devils?
it's funny that the Dawg complains ''is that even English, or that the Haemorrhage didn't have good English'' yet what he said there wasn't even English, I mean no one can decipher that.
@@lopoliktayyyy-galee homey
@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Are you able to translate that sentence, buuuuud?
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 His comment is hidden again, I don't see that comment of Dorkstributorski.
Oh wow, I had to listen a looooot of times. I think after much deciphering using ancient egyptian language books as help, he's trying and I emphazise TRYING to say he did "the biggest god damn streak of interviews of all time god dammit", but I guess he was in such a hurry to get done with his sentence he forgot how to pronounce the words that go along with it.
Any grown man, or woman, for that matter, who calls Mortician "the tish" is not only a whimp poser, but also sounds like a gen z girl. If there is such a thing these days.
Dumbo skipped brainday yet again. 🧠 🏋️♂️
mmhmm he skips it every day, of course.
@@lopolikthe Dumbo has been skipping it for YEEEEAARS 😂
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 the bag of sand between the ears? Dawg owns it of course.
Hall, did you see that!!!!!? Red Alert! Red Alert!
Your next door neighbor _"MofosOfMetal"_ has a broken toilet and is taking a dump in a bucket (while he watches J-Dawg's terrible new video about two shitty bands that I care less nothing about) kinda dehumanizing don't you think. Therefore, why not do the neighborly thing let him shit at your house until his toilet problem is solved? I'd let you take a shit at my house. 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩🧻
@Necromass-xs1np solid react 👍