Annoying bozos that say their a fan but you can tell in 2 minutes they don't even listen to you
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shop-hellshead...
If you don't like Deicide you don't like Deathmetal
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Ive forgotten more metal than you know
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Make metal offensive again
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Real Men listen to Cannibal Corpse
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Vulgar Display To Posers
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Whats heavier than Pantera
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everything from here until the next background scenery change will be known as the Haemorrhage flag era
An era marked by war, famine, and economic depression...
😂
@@Mudjuggernog as well as increased tampon sales
The spongeless era
Metal weeaboos in the far future will be poring over these videos. There will be conferences debating the chronology and evolution of Dawgienomics.
2:09 “what are ya, Joe Biden?” 😂
That was good.
cut the malarkey
That shit sent me 😂
Dying laughing
Dude with a 12inch rod can definitely give some tip BRAH BRAH !!!!
This confirms it, Chase Horval doesn't exist!
Chaseybaby
I've been running with that theory for a while now.
The way J Dawg reacted to my paid order question just further confirms to me that I’m right! Denial Of Dawg! The cat is out of the bag!
@robertg305 its out there now. Either Chase comes out of hiding, or he doesn't exist. 🤣🤣🤣
Reaper’s alter ego lol!
Mike Levy was Skinless original vocalist. On Demo '94
Sherwood and Ryan Wade split vocals and drums on Swollen Heaps demo '95
Sherwood took over vox permanently after that demo.
Noah Carpenter is the only day one original member. 👍
Thanks brotown
I didn’t see it… I walked IN on it.
Dawg definitely skipped geography class. Who doesn’t know what DFW is?
What about MDI? Hint, there's a National Park there.
Honestly, I didn't know that Texas abbreviation either.
dallas)fort worth
He could have searched it up before the video if he wanted to lol, it’s not like he’s reading these questions for the first time on camera
''Annoying bozos that say their a fan'' I was hoping the Dawg would learn the difference ''they're'' and ''their'' but I overestimated the Dawg.
Dawglish brah
@@destinybennett666 mmhmm yep yep yep.
The DumboDawg was a "D" student for sure.
Dawglish dictionary has it's own rules brah brah
I know, ach.
J Dawg was fired up this video
Babe wake up the dawg put a new flag on his wall
Not only are the paidskis piling up the orders are piling up I put in an order in 2 weeks ago "still no reply"in my mailbox 😆
The dawg is ducking you brah
.. did it contain a PRE-ORDER?
@@TimmyTurner421 no it didn't I don't listen to new stuff really but I was just joking around with him
🤣🤣🤣 Dawg, you rule! What's your real name again?🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dawg. Where were you during the 1996 Ohio Balloon Disaster?
He was skinny and probably listening to Metallica's black album
“DFW… the fuck that means….“. He didn’t put the town in…” C’mon Dawg, how do you not know DFW?!
I could have sworn he mentioned being at fests in Texas before. To be fair, I too am from ohio and didn't know what dfw stood for until I moved to Austin.
Sponge aint the sharpest tool in the shed
1:36 LOL starting with some awesomeness right here ''what tha FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK''
Sick of the Dawg ripping on all the bands I like. 😔
What a work ethic...
All those no replies no shows and ducking the Dawg, but hey, we got Pat Ranieri from Hellwitch! Bobo Gump Shrimp's faveeeeee came through! Exciter, Midnight, and Hellwitch tour coming up. Cleveland, Ohio date. Pat Ranier PART 2 !?
We need Maynard from Tool interview, so that the Dawg would bust his balls and drink his wine with him.
🍤 🦐 🍤 🦐 🍤 🦐
@@lopolik Why was this comment hidden? The Tube doesn't like ya lol
@@robertg305 yeah like 80% of all my comments on here get hidden.
@@robertg305 I said the Dawg should make an interview with Maynard and I guess ''bust his balls'' is a no no for youtube? it's ridiculous the hiding of comments.
When's the last time Dawg called out a "Dum-Dum of the Day"??? It's been too long!
That segmented, like the ‘Order of the Day’ segment, went out the window after 2 videos. I quite liked the Order of Day idea as well..
Shit, the comment section has too many to single out
Or at least enter the comment section more often and play the role of Moe... 3 Stooges style 😎
@@corystafford4958 I haven’t been commenting as often as I used to. I should probably step up my comment game again
@@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal I noticed. Figured you're busy with your tunes and other channels.
Welcome back!
12:05 ----> The button for Dumbo's crypt keeper mask is scarier than a 🤡 mask
D-jawg hes our man he knows what he knows. Hes at least 85 or 51 years old
Goated username but I digress
Charles Wittman
Duckin the dog, duckin the dog!👮🏼♂️⚖️⚒️
Picture Beavis and Butt-Head singin' that, with their fists in the air. A comedy gold classick! "Duckin the dog, duckin the dog!"🎵🎵
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 I can't take credit for "duckin' the dawg" but I wouldn't be surprised if we started seeing new and creative ways to Spam the comments with 🦆 and 🐕🦺 emojis
@@AMPHETASAUR I certainly look forward to that, we need to keep the pressure on Dawg and keep asking every day if he's landed the GB interview, yet. It's quickly turned into my all-time favorite running joke of the Dawghouse \m/
Slaughter To Prevail is the second coming of Slipknot, J-Dawg. But, yeah, it would have been interesting to have seen you interview Alex Terrible and try to grill him in person! 😸 Viiieeews throooough the rooooof! And Sinister 2 was good!
Alex Terrible has a funny growl.
The slipknot comparison is spot on
What’s heavier than Carrie Underwood?
Tammy Wynette
Beyoncé
Chistina A. and that's prego AND post-prego phase.
😆 I only mentioned her, because she recently put out a country album.
Christina Hendricks
☕🚬 morning Justin and devils this is my morning ritual 🔪
16:23 Maldivera needs to open a Paypal dispute for that negligent paid review by the Dumbo.
What do you mean Hall? What I mean, bubbles is that this was as perfect review as it can get.
@@lopolikwhat do you think about Dumbo covering up his Mortal throne poster and crookedly placed picLP for that cartoon ass Snoopy looking Laemorrhage surgeon flag?
@@Leave_The_Hall_69Out of all the bands Dumbo glorifies, Haemorrhage is by far the gayest.
@@Pagan_Fears sheeiit, it's tough to pick with all the washed-up uncool bands he likes. Deceased is a tough and rough one too. Nothing can out 🌈 Dark Funeral and Jerking Corpses tho.
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 deicide has to be the most washed-up of all the dawg bands. no?
JB-BOB
back with another goddamn video
Free JB
The laaaaaaaaaaand
Damn the skinless interview with Sherwood would have been awesome to see, that sucks they didn’t come through!
always a banger with twinkcore rants 😤
12:20 Love the Joe Aufricht reference. SOMEONE PLEASE tell me that Justin has some crazy stories about Joe Aufricht. Justin mentioned that Joe's bandmate Ray Greaves was a true canoe.
Rob and I have known about Chase. He doesn't exist. A bunch of us have met everyone but Chase. 😂😂😂
Chase is Bigfoot.
The elusive Bigfoot. 🦍
J Dawg’s body language and denial whilst reading my paidski further confirms it, Chase Horval DOES NOT exist!
@@Poser_Metal_Records exactly.
@@robertg305 Great post bruh, nice to know those amateur sparring matches with tha brothas' hasn't blunted yer vocab or yer love for Metal.😁👌🏻 Now all we need is for Hall to show up and start some controversy, keepin' my fingies crossed for that.
Don’t distract yourself from the big picture. We must focus on confirmation of whether or not Chase Horval is a real person or just an imaginary figurehead!
Borderline auctioneer chanting in the beginning there. 🤘
Primordial rules! Just saw them in LA. Doubt the dog would be a fan though lol
they suck 😂
GRIND'S WATCHIN'!!!
FUZZY’S WATCHING
I'm currently listening to a prog metal band just to piss off the Dawg. 😎
Haha RobG getting called out!
He didn't even read it 'til the end, he had enough lol! The cat's out of the bag!!
If you stop loving something, then did you ever really love it? That's why I'm still here.
I thought you were her for the free parking.
@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal of course but that's just the bonus.
I’m here to clout chase for Instagirl 😂
Always love to catch your podcast bro... Fuck Anger management , 😂. You Rock man..... really dug the live set you recorded.
I haven’t heard Primordal in such a long time. From my memory it would not be the dawg’s cup of tea.
They are a great band. Emotional music but manly emotional about stuff like history and such. Don't think the dawg comes calibrated for that.
@@jefflawson3574 I see. I might revisit them.
Ludichrist, last train to Clarksville
💿 ALBUM BATTLE: Marduk - Opus Nocturne (1994) Vs. Heaven Shall Burn… When We are Gathered (1996)
Heaven Shall Burn…bruh bruh
never heard them brotown. Saw the cover🙄, read the song titles😒, forgot more metal than you know, would metal you under the taaaaaaaaaaaaaaable
Opus for me
Gotta be Opus, but HSB is fantastic too
Opus Nocturne easily
Damn I would have loved to see a 1349 interview
I saw that tour when it came to Los Angeles, as soon as Archgoat finished, i went home. Primordial and bloodbath are not my thing
12:05 showed that to a buddy of mine, he has a clownphobia 😆😆
Is his name Cosmo Kramer?
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 sometimes i think so lol
@@sinisterking6009 Best sitcom ever and I typically hate sitcoms.....
Yo Sponge, do you think that the new Ifernach album cover was inspired by Witchking by the almightyyyyyyy Goatmoon, brah brah?
Steeldawg is back!
@@robertg305mmmhmmm a trve fanatical!
The dawg doesn’t know black metal
I saw primordial at the Bloodbath/Archgoat/ Ascended Dead show in Los Angeles 2 weeks ago and I thought they played too long and sucked dicks for quarters. Almost fell asleep to them. So yes, hippie black metal is not really that far off.
That was an awesome show, they should have put Primordial before Archgoat
🎥 FILM BATTLE: Creepshow (1982) Vs. Creepshow 2 (1987)
The first one!
Both awesome.
Bring back the JB-Bob, brah brah!
imma miss JB Bob all times read they comment here... bring back da JB Bobs NOW!!!
@@FroggyKrueger8969the community is suffering😢
@@off6848 🐸yeaaa all da times when no JB Bobs!!!
Hollywood J was too cool to come up to me at MDF so I didn't talk to him, even though my shirt was much cooler than his (mine was a Ross Bay Damnation NWN shirt, he had on some juvenile, gore, cartoon shirt). The first step on the path to wisdom is submission. The door to knowledge is always open.
Sick haemage banner brah brah
Your fuckin sharp dude. A noboby, but, damn sharp and ruthless as fuck tellin it how you see it.
😂 like and share the video Devils
🎥 FILM BATTLE: The Terminator (1984) Vs. Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Terminator 2!
@@robertg305 one of the best actions films ever
I'm a T1 guy
T2 for sure, even with the Edward Furlong-handicap working against it virtually 100% of it's play length.
Both awesome, but T2 super extended cut. Have to put a cheat code in to watch it on my blu ray.
Morning brother!!! 💀☕👍😂
Your hero GB doesn't even want to chat to you......😂
He only does interviews where he gets paid.
Ain't that the trvth, I expect this matter will eventually make J-Dawg lose his marbles. Glen Benton is forever duckin' the Dawg.
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Do you think the Dawg would actually submit a paidskie in order to interview Glen?
Chase Horval has played and recorded with Nunslaughter and is the leader of Crucified Mortals, how can anyone doubt he exists? Thats an utter absurdity.
To the guy talking about protein marketed food.. I’d rather eat a bag of 140 cal chips with 19g protein twice a day with a meal than do a 40g shake every day even once a day. So much easier to not feel bloated and put variety back in your diet
Dawgtown please do another Paul Snorefiend interview about how he collects t-shirts brah brah so cool later god damnit
deceased blows and is not under rated and drawn and quartered arent doing anything incantation hasnt done already
I thought I seen a little post on here that said “it happened” and you were trying to find a good time to post it? Literally been holding out to see that interaction between u and the GB.
Is HHR gonna have a booth at the Mass Destruction Metal Fest in Atlanta, GA again this year?
I didn't think that the very early Slaughter To Prevail stuff was bad, but then came the singing. Ugh!
Everything was good up until they wanted to release Iowa 2.0
@hamachancutter yeah, once they fully embraced being Slipknot jr, it was pretty much over for me.
Time for me to tell the truth about listening to Slaughter To Prevail. Dinkins and I set up our webcams. So we could see each other’s reactions. We turned it on while covering ourselves in our favorite fat ball blankies. We both sipped our cocoa. Then decided we needed to turn off Slaughter To Prevail. Then listen to Murray Head
@@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You should do a crypt kicker interview show Ohio some love haha
I am a somebody
11:30 bro....
THE DAWGS BEEN DUCKED AGAIN!!!! Ham and egger Belgian jasper has a GxBx interview. \m/
Belgian Jasper just got into Metal 5 years ago and is artificially promoted by RUclips algorithm. 😂😂😂😂
@@CorporalSteiner1945 he definitely bits the bill. The flat bill 😆 🤣 😂
Just days ago there was yet another tiny YT channel (sense music media) who interviewed GB. Has any one seen that yet? That channel has less than 700 subs. I should start emailing Dawg the links to these interviews and sit back and just watch his jealousy and frustration build and BUILD! LOL! \m/
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 I didn't see it. But I walked in on it.
Damn I missed these rants and that haem flag fits the bill brah brah
Damn a 1349 interview would have been interesting but I guess there loss for not showing up
Dawg.... DFW=Dallas/Ft. Worth
i want to see j dawg kevin frasard and j dawg in the same room
Soothsayer, buzz fly 🤘🤘
How could you watch this channel and think the dawg likes Primordial 😅
Hippie black metal...??? Lol!!! 😂
Did you do the Glen Benton interview?
Everybody but him has... I see at least knew one interview a week buy someone that paid GB to do it but doesn't even listen to metal.. and I'm not even talking shit it's like people with Slipknot and nine inch nails patches
GB ducked the dawg. He and 1349 gave him the swerve
Coven, 6669🤘🤘
Yo sponge, is playing video games considered a work out brah brah? It can be quite the grind
bungle Dawg seems like one of those shady people in your neighborhood youre always dreading you never run into. And when you do you end up exchanging numbers anyway pretending to be interested and say sht like - alright bruh catch ya later ..only to never see their as again. Again correct me if I'm wrong but I'm assuming thats how GB duckd the derrb. I am right 85% of the time god dammit
💿 ALBUM BATTLE: Midnight - Hellish Expectations (2024) Vs. Attic - Return of the Witchfinder (2024)
DFW = Dallas -Fort Worth brah brah!
Interview Father Violate. He'll show up!
Bless you my child, 😆 🤣 \m/
@@mikeviolate666 The high priest Father Violate never ducks the Dawg, G.B. should learn a couple of three things from him.
@lopolik another child of the congregation, speaks on my behalf. 🙇♂️ \m/
Mike. Violate also shows up with a package. He even brings fresh baked desserts
@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal fucking right! If he doesn't have baked goods, he'll always have his package on him.
These videos need subtitles 🤘💿🤘
Next to be added to the wall is 3 lengths of TP, with skid marks, to represent Dawg's 3 dumps-a-day-habit!
The pattern is clear👉🏻 💩🧻💩🧻💩🧻
dude he said he takes 5-6 dumps-a-day, though.
@@lopolik He said 3 dumps, minimum, during the final minutes of the fluids/midget wrestling video.
I thought you said in the past that 6 dumps was your average? Hmmm, you know on the dump-front it sounds like your living vicariously through the Dawg lol! _Inspired!_
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 I must have misremembered I Thought he said 5 dumps. lol
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481aight then let's support this *shit*
@@sinisterking6009 Dawg should put a bottle of his favorite beer directly underneath the TP, so that it's draping over it the top of the bottle. Any guesses as to what Dawg's favorite beer is? My bet is it's Landshark.
Circle of Dead Children- most underrated 6-album band.
There’s only been one good twinkcore band (Lamb of God). Mainstream metal needs to move on from that shit.
Nice Haem flag brah brah!
I like a lot of what Justin likes, but can someone explain the 200sw hate?
He doesn’t really hate the band. He just likes to make fun of their fan base of kids that think these new dm bands are the greatest thing ever, but don’t know the classics. Same goes for Sanguisugabogg and Tomb Mold etc
You listerally have a video titled " Glen Benton the biggest Poser in metal scene?" and you wonder why people don't say hi lmao. you just went full weetahd brah brah.
Спасибо маэстро за глаток свежего воздуха 🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🙋🙋🙋🙋☢️☢️☢️
Parabellum invented black metal idk why kids think it was bathory the whole sound the guitar playing on that EP and blast beats is completely black metal
Acts 3:6
6 Then Peter said, “Silver or gold I do not have, but what I do have I give you. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, walk.”
The question was asked, "Who is the shortest person in the Bible?"
Some say knee-high-miah, some say Bildad the Shoe-hite. But really it is Peter who says, Silver and gold have I none. You don't come up shorter than that..
Legit never thought I'd have the occasion to drop that one in a format such as this.
@@FaerieGoatmother Og the king of Bashan was actually the tallest person in the bible, he may have been between 9 and 13 feet.
Bible's the tallest tale of em all.
I can school you in nutrition, get at me
If you don't like Drawn & Quartered you are a major poser
19:20 at least Dumbo knows his only role is as an "elaborate packer" ... as in fudge.
Now wait a minute Hallsy, as the visionary creator & owner of Hall's Homoverse Inc., aren't you also an elaborate fudge packer?
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 takes one to know one, right? You're Next
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 You never did get back to me on this one from yesterday, I and Craven Idol await the word.
"You're saying you like to play Craven Idol in the overhead speakers while working a 12-hour shift at the glory holes of Hall's Homoverse? Did I interpret your post correctly???? If so I don't think I can remain a Craven Idol fan...sad..."
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 tragic band bro. Another buncha doinks cloggins the bins
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 you really got ratio'd on that volley, poser. Should have kept your flap shut