CNN Previews The First Biden-Trump Debate
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- Опубликовано: 15 май 2024
- It’s the showdown between the men a breeze can blow down.
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My money is on Trump "no showing" with some totally BS excuse!!! 😂😂😂
Sucker's bet. His court of Cult Fools are already making up excuses.
He'll say its because it's not exciting without a crowd.
@@roof1975 or because they're gonna shut off his mike! 😂😂😂
I challenged people to bet me on Twitter and no one accepted. They know he's going to make some excuse.
Bone spurs
The escalator bit is excellent!
Now you got me all thinking about Trevor Noah's escalator song...
@@SayAhh I didn't see that scene. I need to try & find it.
@@QUICKBOOKS1 ruclips.net/video/L3SIdXPtB0M/видео.htmlfeature=shared
@@QUICKBOOKS1 my comment with the link got deleted/removed. Just search for Trevor Noah Escalator and you will find it. It's the one where he told the story about his Zambia trip.
@@QUICKBOOKS1 my reply got deleted. just look up trevor noah escalator
I’ll say it again, President Biden debates like a REAL President!! 💙
Trump debates like a toddler!!
& Again, I’m SO Sorry to the toddlers I offended comparing tantrum throwing toddler trump to them!! 🫣
Because he speaks more gentle doesn't make him a better president. Please get out of your emotions and make a logical choice. The inflation on gas on cost of living on insurance on everything is too high with this man. Wake up yall
@@AlbertoReyes-qd9wr, A maga is the last person who needs to give advice!!
biden can't even finish a fucking sentence. I get you don't like Trump but you're just an asshat if you think biden has a chance in hell of beating Trump in a debate 😂
I am sure my niece and nephew would not take offence.
Toddler Trump Throwing Tantrums.
Make it a song.
TanTrump
Throwing
Tantrums
“Let’s get ready for me to raaaaaamble!” - Trump
While his gut rumbles.
@@bilateralrope8643, and he craps his diaper.
The ending had me!😂😂😂
SAME!
Ditto!!!🤣🤣
Trump agreed to all the conditions so fast that he didn't bother to read the small print. Apparently he has to show up to the debate in a prison uniform. It's right there on page 312, line three
LMAO!
😂🤣😂🖖
You forgot...dude can't read. 😅
Small print?! I don’t read no big print!
~One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
You wish. What will you do when your wet dream does not come true. lol
You made me shoot coffee out of my nose with that old man rumble. “Now Blitzer is down!” 😂🤣😂
I have learned to put my coffee out of reach.
I think we should forget the debates, and go for a Senior's Triathlon:
Take a cognitive test live on air, then a drug test, and end with a bike ride around the block. 😎
I doubt Trump knows how a bike works!
omg!! now I can't rid of the vision of Trump on a bike!!! Both entertaining and horrifying. Now think of the Wizard of Oz,....dududududaaah, "and your little dog too!" Him and all his flying monkeys!!!
Trump will definetly win
That would be Hilarious AND the most watched program in the History of Television I think !! 🤣🤣
biden literally fell off of his bike on video@@paulford9120
I would love to see a debate between Trump, RFK Jr., and a cardboard cutout of Joe Biden. Trump would still finish third.
Trumps toupee vs RFKs brainworm vs Dark Brandon cardboard cutout! 🤣🤣🤣
We all would enjoy the blustering threatening Biden getting led on stage and seeing him trip all over the place.
Never once letting truth and decency get in his way.
Bidens war cry...
SHOW ME THE 💰 🤑
What's the point in a debate? Trump will just lie about everything, as usual.
So that America can watch Biden talking slowly but concisely while Trump rambles, slurs his words, and then gets cut off every time as he goes over time. Also so we can watch Trump remind everyone that he helped end Roe.
@@adamzajdel478 I hear they are gonna have the debate at one of the historic Revolutionary war airports! And Frederick Douglass is going to be the moderator 😄
Well the rules have changed to what biden wants. There won't be a audience to edge trump or favor either opponent. Trump can use his time to ramble but once his time is up, his mic will be turned off. So that is the two big differences compared to previous debates.
@@anthonygordon9483 Amen 🙏 And hopefully the moderator will call out his really blatant lies? You can't fact check everything he says because it's non stop lies - but at least they can call him on the whoppers! LOL
@anthonygordon9483 Well Trump did Biden permission to set terms
RFK coming in Hot 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That’s hilarious!!!!
Its not really fair because RFKs brain worm will be the one actually answering the questions! 🤣🤣🤣
Biden/Harris 2024 💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲💙
If we’re jumping straight into the debates, can we bypass the convention boondoggles??
Please, please, pleae host the debate at The Four Seasons!
Total Landscaping, thank you.
It's too breezy for those old men out in the parking lot. Also, the nearby porn shop would distract Trump too much.
The real joke here is I can't disagree with their depiction of all those old men duking it out!😂😂😂
The escalator says, "I'm taking you to the top whether you like it or not."
Gravity says, "Oh yea!?"
😆too absurd to be real so it HAS to be funny!!!
I'd like to see a debate between RFK and that worm they found in his brain.
The worm already won.
Someone said the brain was too toxic - the worm died.
@@SuperLeica1 Imagine having thoughts so wrong that they make your brain poisonous.
😂🤣‼️
I think we're watching it every time he speaks.
RFK is actually very fit... of course its a lot easier to work out when you dont work
Yeah rich privileged white man.
Right...fit from the neck down. He's a bit wormy up top.
I hope your as fit as him when you're 70 👍
bigly lies= bigly problems! vote blue 💙😊
I still remember when the MAGA idiots were all saying "no he didn't say "bigly"! He said big league!" and then acted like that was a common phrase people used since even they knew how stupid he sounded when he said "bigly".
Fvck blue...never
Welcome to another round of Playing Chess with a Pigeon. As usual, one opponent will try to play the game while the other will take a dump on the board and strut around like he won.
Because we just haven't heard enough from these two. Can't wait for the revelations.
What caused the 2019 recession?
Trump tariffs against China
Trump's tariffs caused significant damage to the economy of countries around the world. In the United States, it brought struggles for farmers and manufacturers and higher prices for consumers, which resulted in the U.S. manufacturing industry entering into a "mild recession" during 2019.
Trump will be a no show, keep your eyes open and see.
Why would he be a no show. Bot
@@TruthOnly24 What do you gain with that. He probably won’t be in jail. If he is that’s too bad but I really won’t care. I’ll vote for rfk. Just take a look at the disrespect of Biden acting like people are doing just fine when we are all struggling because of his incompetence. He’s in denial of how bad he’s done.
@@TruthOnly24lmao if he is tagt won’t look good for u guys locking up opponents 😂
Who can old harder? Tune in and find out!
Why are our candidates retirement seniors while other countries get to have rising young leaders?!
cause all chambers of our government are mostly filled with boomer geriatrics lol
@@TheRyanbossxxbut why?
@@4reel332 Because our congress and courts have allowed money to dictate who can even run for office. Know a lot of millennials who can raise a billion to run for President? Even the house costs millions.
International Central Banking System is who picks who gets on most ballots...but we actually have many candidates but unless they receive 3-5% of the popular vote no state will let them get a ballot line. The fake "Commission on Presidential Debate" is a corporation and looks like every Demopublican Party candidate is saying they want to make the rules...in June neither party half will have picked its candidate yet
Real magic
I want to see:
Bobby Kennedy Jr. vs The Worm! 🐛
True 😂 True😅🎉❤🎉. 💯 % FACTS.😮😢😂
Did you EVER think you'd witness Shit like this ? I'm only 66 and I NEVER did. 😢
I am, only, 48. This is the first I have seen.
You Colbert's crew are too funny!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👋👋👋👍👍💯💯💯
Is 45 wearing gloves to make his baby hands look bigger? 😅
To hide his herpes sores on his hands.... remember he was wearing Band-Aids on his sores a month ago.
The fact this wasnt live tells u you all that you need to know
Donnie needs to do it quickly before the Aspartame and Aderall damage goes even deeper.
Like it was quoted in Gettysburg Wow:
Don’t debate uphill me Donnie Boy
Don’t debate uphill me Donnie Boy
We need to come up with a drinking game.. we are allllll gonna need it! 🍻
Add popcorn, pizza, and White Castles. We're going to need some food to go with the booze.
I think Stinky's bonespurs will suddenly reappear.
Or any excuse.
Tonight our debate panelists will be changing this indoor led light panel.
F a debate, put the gloves on. I've seen Bidens jab 👊
PUT THEM IN THE RING! I would PAY to see them duke it out, mano a mano 😂😂
No audience?? CNN is the perfect venue for that.
Donald Gump can't debate his way out of a wet paper bag h😊
It will be like Biden’s town halls….. no audience 😂😂😂
Invite the ONLY true PEACE & AIPAC FREE candidate -- Jill Stein!
Thx for the playlist so early. And big respect to all the people behind the overpaid clown. Cause all the people in the background are the personifized stephen colbert we know and love
Sleepy Vs Stinky debate. This is American politics' at its finest.😄😄
I gotta know….. how long did it take to find those videos?
That was very special. Historic.
Chuckle.
How can everyone in the nation know that these two guys are old, except these two guys?
And why is America okay with having geriatric folk run the Country?
Is it gonna be live? Cuz none of us trust CNN to not edit tf out of it
If there's a minimum age to be president, what the hell can't we make laws for a maximum age??
Donnie is gonna need some of Jr's stash to stay awake
The Thrilla In Vanilla...The Grumble In The Jungle... Two old men enter the ring, two old men stumble around wondering why they're in a ring! 🥊🔔
Will need to get a zoom meeting set up so Rump can debate from his prison cell.
Good. I am not the only one thinking that.
old men fighting XD
We should NOT accept this debate forum! Zero transparency and sets future precedents. Wake up sheeple. The candidates work for us!!!
Biden on the escalator at the end was funny!😅
Sarcasm or dimwitted?
@@marct9942 an amusing joke. Biden needs to go. He is clearly not well both physically and mentally. The fact that he is being propped up as a puppet and being told to say everything is very concerning. Nothing trumps that concern. Who is ruling the US? Its not Biden, we know thst much.
In his defence, I can't handle Escalators, with my vision impairment, either. I always go for an elevator, if there is ine available.
DOTARD will just be the bully!! He has NO substance…nor do any of his rants…I mean rallies!!! Every one of his rallies he just complains, swears(and they, his crazy followers) froth at the mouth & gives nicknames to people but never really says HOW he’s guna do what he rants about!!
Has anyone just read transcripts from one of his rallies?!? They make absolutely NO SENSE AT ALL!!!! 🙄😳😵💫🫣😬🤯🤯🤯🤯
The rumble n the tumble
I wish all the candidates were in the debate. Cornell West would wipe the floor with all of them.
Trump, Biden and his ventriloquist and CNN.
OMG kick ass TRUMP !!
The Joker vs Pennywise. This is what American democracy has become.
Wow, how drunk was RFK Jr on that escalator? Or do brain worms hate those?.....................elsullo
Who is making the bingo cards for the event? For the card to play the no-show excuses, I call dibs for the center with Dingo Ate My Baby.
Trump agreed to a debate WITHOUT AN AUDIENCE. Guaranteed a no show
We might as well laugh while we die of stupidity and shame.
NOW ...That's funny..😂😅.
“ Fk No I ain’t voting for Genocide Joe in the fall”.
Rapper Macklemore, Hind’s Hall.
You have it backwards. Trump demanded a debate (anywhere anytime) and Biden accepted with his rules.
Trump and U.S. President Biden should have a bicycle race!
Where one may fall in his efforts, the other is not even capable of using the pedals.
It could be broadcast on Comedy Central, with background music by Queen.
Make my day pal, wow, super tough guy and I never saw it coming... neatto!
50 cuts later (the video joe posted was cut around 50 times)
Stop the stupidity
Trump For Prison 2024
Biden for treason
I am waiting for it!
Little donnie will find a way to be creepy, if he shows at all
This coverage of the debate (preview) was more fair and balanced than anything *~ ANY ~* cable news puts out there, lol
Poor Wolf Blitzer though… not because of what happened to him in the preview, but what he’s going to end up having to deal with in June and Oct…
Does Trump realize how much he set himself up with the word, "Rumble"? Way too many words rhyme with the word. Mumble, Crumble, Stumble, Tumble.......
Trump meant “WATCH ME AS I FUMBLE”. 🤣
We already know that the bar is set so low for Dictator Don.
Can't get any lower than that of bafoon briben biden 😂
Two grandpas go head to head making for a great hypnotic.
let's get ready to ramble
Will there be a moderator, to point out trump's lies, every time he opens his mouth?
James Austin Johnson of SNL could sit in for a no show Donnie...😅
Trump will probably host a rally at another venue.
ROTFLOL
Make drug test mandatory for both candidates. All public employees are drug tested, right?
Biden should not debate Trump. We all know their differences.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can we agree that a change in age is due on both sides! Let's get some actual leaders who understand our changing reality.
😂😂😂😂😂
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😂😂😂
Biden should take the position, "Let's see if Trump is even allowed to run for President again before I start wasting my time debating him..."
That would chap some asses.
Weird how people too old to safely operate a car are the only ones in the race to run a country.
Wow
2 to 1 tRump loads his diaper within first 20 mins.
20 Seconds! I'll take that bet!
Former. Former president Trump
Oh gee, gosh darn it all, but I won't be able to watch the debate. I have a proctology appointment. 😮
What were those senior citizens fighting over and who got in the middle?
And, who got that video?
What options y'all have given us....
Jurassic Park
when Biden said go ahead make day pal
what he really said is make my day punk
like dirty Harry.
Hope there aren't too many steps up to the stage for Biden to negotiate. Debate might be over before it begins.
Biden is more fit then the orange jaba the Hut
Oh happy birthday to me. Trump will not show. He’s already making excuses PAB