Weekend Update: Trump vs. Biden Debate, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Jasmine Crockett Trade Insults
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- Опубликовано: 17 май 2024
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The Boeing joke at the end was hilarious! Kinda wish these two would continue through the summer in their own private show.
They do make it so good that it could be a show independent of SNL.
The problem is that this is the funniest party of SNL, so of it spun off, SNL viewers would plummet
“Bleach blonde, bad built butch body” is not only 10X more accurate and savage than “fake eyelashes”, but also one hell of a tongue twister. Mad respect for even being able to say that without stumbling.
i would have DEF stuttered trying to say that! lolololol
And there was an obvious *B-word* left out that would also be appropriate for MTG. 🐕🦺
Plus to be fair, Crockett never called Green that tongue-twister
I love it. B6
They missed the whole opportunity with the lame Waffle House line boo
Im so disappointed that they didnt do a whole skit on the MTG VS Jasmine event.
Some sort of cage match would have been funny.
Right? They should have had Lisa from Temecula on to comment.
That was exactly what I was looking for.
Fake eye lashes
Unpopular opinion: Their writting staff is woefully not funny this season. Where was the cold open with Baron Trump and his dad last week? Nowhere.
"Waffle House of representatives" caught me completely off guard 🤣 magnificent
Do you think it was appropriate for Joe Biden to shower with his teenage daughter? In her diary, she spoke of showering late at night only after her father had gone to sleep so he wouldn't join her! Pg 11
😂😂😂EXCELLENT!
Racist
I’m dead 😂🤣😭😂😂🤣
@@imthebadguy3225 unruly people of all races frequent waffle house..
"face of gout" 😂
Putin❤❤❤
Yep, that was a good one.
I think they also could have gone with "Bannon is the _big toe_ of gout", with a picture of him next to a big toe (possibly with googly eyes) that looks surprisingly similar to his photo. It's both funny, and educational, as the big toe joint(s) is where gout usually starts in most people
As someone with gout, that joke was fucking cold, man lmfao
That yeah fucking killed me! 😂
Me too 😂😂😂
Do you think it was appropriate for Joe Biden to shower with his teenage daughter? In her diary, she spoke of showering late at night only after her father had gone to sleep so he wouldn't join her! Pg 11
It was everything 😂😂😂
It was like the "good!" he did a few months ago :)
So true but also true for everything that politicians say. Blacks say they aren't listening but everyone else feels the same
“Yeah.” 😂
Didn't get it
@@Wordalwaysboth parties want black people to vote for them and neither party ends up helping black people in any meaningful way. The joke is that it’s so fucking obvious that they can’t make a joke out of it. That’s just what it is.
@@Oceanatornowk If they don’t understand that joke, there’s no way you’re gonna be able to explain it to them.
Jasmine is quick witted, a fabulous attorney and represents District 30 in Texas. We love her. 💙
She acted out of line. She should be removed from office along with Greene and AOC
She, Greene, AOC and many other fools (men and women) should be removed from Congress. I don't need quick witted politicians, this is not stand up comedy. I need people that legislate and make changes and fight for the betterment of this country. Not bozos discussing false eye lashes or butch bodies. Not even appropriate for a discussion in a cafeteria of a middle school, let alone in the Congress. Embarrassing, really. But, unfortunately it will continue until we cease to be fanatics and start making these clowns accountable. Better yet, until we remove them for public office... These are legislators in Congress, in what is supposed to be the most powerful country in the world, for crying out loud!!!
@@Luke-cu7bf Bish, please.
@@Luke-cu7bfif y’all cared about decorum how the hell has MTG been allowed to stay more than a week
@@Oceanatornowk because unfortunately she’s an elected official with a term. Hopefully she’s voted out soon
Crockett: Brava! Best use of alliteration EVER!
How about processed perm, pushed-up parts, pastel pouted and prissy. It's not that hard to make personal attacks. Both women should have been evicted.
Jasmine Crockett is my hero !!!
An immature child is your hero? You should be embarrassed that she’s one of the people running this country
shes a woke loser
I love her!
We were robbed of Ego as Jasmine Crockett
I'm sure there's dress rehearsal footage of that somewhere.
@@canaisyoung3601 with john goodman as MTG
1:56 Jamie Raskins facial expression 😂. “Bad built Butch body” is accurate.
"bleach blonde bad built butch body" was also amazing as an alliteration!
...just like "also amazing as an alliteration"!
Ginger root shaped body
Isn’t that considered body shaming? I thought the left was against body shaming and was more inclusive
Putin❤❤❤
Can’t body shame the shameless.
Butch body got me weak 😭😂
Fake eye lashes.
😂 figs
@@JustLikeHeaven77 cry about it. Then donate to your orange messiah SHOESALESMAN
Blondie started it, then claims the other is outta control. Typical.
@KNR6292
When your homeless and eating out of trashcans, be sure to vote democratic and thank them.
@@JustLikeHeaven77yet all the red states are literally welfare states. The blue states make the money in this country. Youve been fact checked
"Good thing Trump flies in a Boeing" is the best line today, haha!!
BW have the best clap backs on the planet! MTG was clearly out of her league! She wasn’t ready!
Yup DEI at its best !
@@keegancassidy83How is it DEI if she was elected, you dummy?
@@keegancassidy83 she has class and serves her constituents.
maga marge just stinks the place up.
😂🤣😅
Jasmine is the ish. She really is what we need. She is brilliant snarky and absolutely brilliant
That was an excellent use of alliteration from her.
The thing is that this spectacle that they both enacted might be used as fuel for republican men, to say that "women are highly emotional".
But then again, how about that time Sen. Mullin tried to start a fight in the congress room before Bernie Sanders pointed at him to sit down?? We know they'll never bring that up.
She embarrassed herself along with Greene and AOC. All 3 of them acted completely out of line and unprofessional. I’m embarrassed that these people are running our country. They should be removed from office immediately. Act like adults not children
Stop voting. Thanks
@chrisrj9871 there's no way Republicans can use that argument after they supported Donald Trump for all these years
Biden/Trump Debate: Let’s Get Ready to Mumble.
😂
Sponsored by Metamucil and Dulcolax
Depends vs. Dependent
Trump's rape charge: Assault with a dead weapon.
@@hudsonja Huggies vs. Pampers
Damn. One of the funniest Weekend Updates in a while 😂
Waffle House of Representatives. Hilarious
even 10 years old behave better than these house clowns…MTG is a joke 🤦🏻
🧇🇺🇸🤠🤪
That might be the best joke of this season. Quick, clean and brutal. 😂
I’m English and don’t get it, could you please explain
@@ninja-ginger1973 Waffle House is a chain of 24/7 restaurants that, in recent years, has taken on a Jerry Springer/Jeremy Kyle/Trainspotting vibe. On the one hand, it's a glorious cross-section of humanity gathering for food and fellowship. On the other hand, search for "Waffle House SNL" and let the pros illustrate.
Everytime MTG opens her mouth is a Jerry Springer moment
Do you think it was appropriate for Joe Biden to shower with his teenage daughter? In her diary, she spoke of showering late at night only after her father had gone to sleep so he wouldn't join her! Pg 11
To be fair , you probably only seen sound bites from the media . They want to capture those moments .
@@AverageJoe483 That *doesn't explain* Marge's moronic messages and speeches...presumably *she's* 'in charge' of those. 🤔
@@CynAnne1 its congress - 95% are morons
@@AverageJoe483 It's "have seen" and it's not just her sound bites. She's tweeting her own nonsense. Whoever voted for her is a moron.
Every unsavory event in the House involves Butch-body Gargoyle Greene.
Gargoyle Greene! Hahahahhaa. That’s a good one I hadn’t heard before.
@@cindi7228 It is pure genius. Magnificent. Just like Weekend Update.
Fake eye lashes!
😂😂😂
"The good news is Trump flies around in a Boeing."
Took the audience far too long to get that one.
Not a very funny “joke”
I still don't get it.
@@danielgehring7437 A reference to recent Boeing jet crashes.
I noticed that, too. For a minute, it looked like the joke had crashed and burned.
@@cesarvazquez92right, a hilarious joke
Cohen’s cologne was self defense against farts.
Bravo Rep. Crockett!!!
💙🌊
"Jerry Jerry, Jerry!"
"Waffle House of Representatives."
The accuracy!
Hammer, meet nail.
"Waffle House of Representatives" was gold.
I wish “Weekend Update” was going all summer long. We are going to need the laughs…..
It gets hard to muddle through without SNL, or when late night hosts go on hiatus.
@@MadAboutBrows Right
I love the 10:00 time slot they added on Saturday night! Hope that stays, as it always includes "Weekend Update!"
We are going to need the laughs but I don't think Weekend Update is going to give them to us.
Maybe they could just do shorts, IG, or tiktok to keep us all going... one can still have hope!
Mad Marjorie was just lashing out because she wasn’t invited to the courthouse. It’s always the people closest to you who hurt you the most. Need to starve her of attention so she’ll turn on her own.
That "Yeah." was delivered with the same tiredness that every black person in the US has everytime the monthy racism comes back to town.
That sucks for Black women: two unwanted monthly visitors.
Nah, it's more like, "You should have known that already. Why is it such a surprise to you now?"
@@canaisyoung3601it’s not even some kind of conspiracy or secret, it’s just the dictionary definition of what a political campaign is. It’s up to the voter to decide which candidates will best serve their interests/values.
Weekend update is always my favorite part of SNL michael and colin are awesome and "waffle house of representives" took me all the way out LMAO 🤣🤣
"Standing is a feat of strength. We can get more out of watching them get out of a bean bag chair!"
Lol " Face of Gout", the next Dr. Who villian.
The way I just HOLLERED!!!! In public!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 I love this!!! Thank you!!!!!
best bannon joke of all time was seth meyers when he was talking about all the advertisers pulling out of fox news: "the only advertisers left are ivanka's clothing line, and steve bannon's skin worsener"
Trump flies in a Boeing, priceless 😂😂😂
But doesn't President Biden also fly in one?
We need Weekend Update summer edition. This will be a hoot.😂😅😂😁
Something tells me they might have it because it's an election year and it'd be foolish not to bring it back. But you also have to realize that the Olympics also run during the summer and they might not have it at all. If they do, then it's probably going to be two episodes before the season premiere for season 50 (that's right. SNL is at its 50th season).
The cologne line has me rolling! 🤣
The Gaetz line was great, too.
I was hoping for a full cast play on Taylor Greene and Jasmine Crockett and Ocssio Cortez, and the Chairman.
Me too, but then. Hard for snl to even top that
I nominate john goodman to play MTG
Could Che and Jost do a summer podcast just quick quips for 10 minutes. It would be the number one rated podcast for sure.
All the jokes were 🔥🔥😂😂
I was NOT ready to see Steve Bannon's face while I was eating my morning yogurt.
Steve Bannon's face is the only thing that can make curdled cream curdle more
MTG is the new BBBBBB!!!!
First thing I thought of after watching the fight in the oversight committee was "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry"
And, all those "B" words add up to the one "B" word that rhymes with "itch". 😉
6B MTG
ruclips.net/video/jwCcHxbAakw/видео.htmlsi=4_Agb8U_B0wPCW9S
WAFFLE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES LOOOOL😂
These two should really have their own show ........
MTG trying to win a dis' off has about as much chance as her winning a rap battle.
Marjorie Taylor Greene trying to win a diss off has about as much of a chance as MTG passing an IQ test if all she had to do was spell IQ and you gave her the "I"and the "Q" in the correct order
@@arln1966 her last two brain cells are fighting to the death, and somehow they're both losing
@@benselander1482 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude, you earned these:
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Jasmine can take her...
I don't about you guys, but I think I love Jasmin Crockett.
Weekend Update ending this season with a bang, bravo! Wow, so many good laughs. Che was on fire this week!
In Donnie's defense, Court taught him that he doesn't like to sit with a full diaper.
The diaper thing is real I can't believe people don't know about it.
REAL MEN WEAR DIAPERS ! 🎃🎃🎃
Do you think it was appropriate for Joe Biden to shower with his teenage daughter? In her diary, she spoke of showering late at night only after her father had gone to sleep so he wouldn't join her! Pg 11
@@BaconTomatoCheese
Is this satire or do you need some help?!
Also funny that 'Donnie Glitch' did his Mitch McConnell impression for 30 seconds @ the NRA. 😅
“Donald Trump flies ✈️ around in a Boeing 🔥 “ 🤣🤣🤣
can someone explain that joke I didn't get it
@@stevensedlak
SNL writers are insinuating that President Trump has invested in one of Boeing's many troubled aircraft, lately, and two of their whistleblowers are, recently, off the planet
however,
Trump's Boeing, is custom-made:
The crown jewel in the Trump Fleet is the custom Boeing 757, one of the most famous private jets in the world.
The aircraft is powered by Rolls Royce Engines, and can fly up to 8 hours uninterrupted, within a 3,000-mile range.
The Trump 757 has been entirely customized, and features Italian leather seats embroidered with the Trump Family crest, 24-karat gold plated accents, two private guestrooms, three bathrooms, dining and, conference areas, and an extensive entertainment system.
He also has a fleet of Sikorsky S76 Helicopters, and a Citation Cessna.
@@stevensedlak Boeing has had lets say an interesting last couple of months, a door flew off mid flight, and one just caught fire from being plugged in apparently
Biden flies everywhere but only I. His mind 🤣
@@jasonj3752
Pres. Trump's is a custom-made Boeing, therefore, likely constructed with care:
In the Trump Fleet, is the custom-Boeing 757.
The aircraft is powered by Rolls Royce Engines, and can fly up to 8 hours uninterrupted within a 3,000-mile range.
The Trump 757 has been entirely customized, and features Italian-leather seats, embroidered with the Trump Family crest, 24-karat gold-plated accents, two private guestrooms, three bathrooms, dining, and conference areas, and an extensive entertainment system.
Gotta stop drinking coffee when watching Weekend Update 😂😂😂😂 Waffle House of Representatives 😂😂😂 the face of gout 😂😂😂
If you haven't learned that lesson by now, you never will, LOL
@@arln1966😂😂😂🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
'Why'd you take an overdose of Ambien and Adderall?" "Because the dude on Saturday Night Live told me it would be cool!!" LMAO
Eiffel Tower wheelchair ramp was the best joke, writers. Good job making me soil myself.
Better get some Trump brand Diapers!
@@lynemac2539 Biden is the only one wearing diapers, and everyone in the world knows it.
@@lynemac2539your a lame
the best part of SNL..you guys do great work....
I find this particularly funny at the beginning, because I take both Ambien and Adderall myself! 🤣 (not at the same time, obviously).
In the interest of research, you should try it once, lol
"... RUMBLE....". Damn this autocorrect.... Trump meant 'rAmble'!!😂😂
I didn't even know what gout was but that joke was funny because of that one word.😂
Speaker of the house: Jerry Springer
From the grave😊
Unfortunately, I don't think Boeing makes doors that large.
Whoever voted for MTG should have their citizenship revoked.
The United States should build a wall around MTG’s District.
@@lauraturner7048 - Our fam voted for Marcus Flowers, the military veteran...please don't judge us all here by the moronic Marge.
That Mario Kart joke _slaughtered_ me.
I wonder if they will do a follow up skit about the debate.....I DOUBT IT!
"He wants both candidates to stand" - So, maybe I missed one or two, but I can't think of a single debate in the last 30 years where any candidates were sitting. That almost feels like saying 'were going to race cars - and they must have 4 wheels not counting the steering wheel'.
Also - at this point, I'm wondering if it wouldn't be better to just let the house and Senate devolve the last remaining amount in to episodes of Jerry Springer - they already aren't doing much and at least seeing them brawl would make it worth watching and provide entertainment.
Oh man, I'd love to see Bernie just straight up clothesline Mitch McConnell.
I think you missed six, counting VP appearances.
There have been three seated presidential debates, with both candidates and a moderator at the same table: Bush-Gore 2000, Obama-McCain 2008, and Obama-Romney in 2012, in each case for one of the three debates each year.
There have also been three seated VP debates: Cheney-Edwards 2004, Biden-Ryan 2012, and Pence-Kaine 2016.
With three presidential and one VP debate each year, there was usually one seated, one "town hall," and two standing at lecterns, but in 2012 there were two seated.
@@Spearca Wasn't counting VP appearances - but that's yeah, apparently 3 I did miss or got knocked out of my head.
@@Spearca weren't there also chairs during Hillary vs Trump? i remember they kept getting up out of them dramatically
@@benselander1482 Yes, when they have chairs and no shared table, that's the "town hall" format. The questions are supposed to be from undecided voters, and the candidates are expected to walk around when it's their turn to talk. (Trump was weird because he was walking around during her turn as well.) The conference table format where they _stay_ seated is what I was calling "seated."
Face of Gout......🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Che on FIRE. Always underrated. Keep pushing
That Cohen Donald Trump joke was amazing 😂😂 I laughed way louder than the audience did
Honestly, Waffle House Of Representatives is the name they should have used in _Idiocracy_ instead of House Of Representin'
It's a brand name. Maybe it wasn't available for use.
Great movie.
Lmao pretty funny weekend update tonight A+
Last joke was fucking brilliant
"Cologne i can smell through the photo" Drakkar Noir Guy FO SHO
Now why do you have to pick on a good cologne like Drakkar Noir
I like to stay body positive but if you're going to make fun of someone's appearance don't be shocked when you get truth back
Biden should have said "watch me cook"
To be honest: I'd rather see them use older phrases instead of using the same vocabulary as young people
The one liner hits are magnificent!
Don't they always stand during debates?
We can get a lot more out of watching them both get out of a bean bag chair.
@@HRTsAFyre joe could. i doubt drumpf could.
Biden and Trump should wear two microphones when they debate. America deserves to hear every fart. In fact, a light should also turn on.
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!!!! 😂 RIP Jerry Springer 😢
“…yeah!”
Waffle House serves hashbrowns, tho, plus, they actually get things done....so....
...better
dems could get stuff done if maga weren't in the way.
Rep Crockett put the “Lit” in alliteration! 😂
Boeing was burnt the worst. 🥴
No gooliani getting served at his 80th birthday party after taunting that they wouldn't get him?!?! Come on, guys!
Adderall XR comes in CAPSULES, not the tablets that are shown. Oh wait, this is SNL, not Seth
Im not exactly rooting for lazy maintinance checks on only one boeing, but now that boeng unalived 2 of the whistleblowers, it seems like it could be widespread enough to actually make the chances more than zero for the beefy boi😂
Michael got some laughs this week! 😂
lol Yeah, he was off his game for a couple weeks.
The former guy Boeing joke was savage! 🤣🤣
WOOOO HOOOOO!!! I'm howling!!!
"Waffle House of Representatives"!!!!
🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂
I have gout in both my big toes for 3 years now and I've never been embarrassed by it till now.
Thanks, Che😒
Two things:
1. I've had gout for the last 12 years, so to me that joke was hilarious.
2. Tell your doctor to prescribe you two tablets of allopurinol
Waffle house of representative is such a great description.
SNL is mildly amusing, but Weekend Update always excels.
They could never make me hate Weekend Update.
Waffle House was great but have been hoping for a full skit on that whole thing.
Yeah I was hoping it was going to be the cold opening.
@@breapond6926
That was my expectation that it would be the cold opening.
THE ROYAL MUMBLE
Haha good name for Sleepy creeeeepy joe ! Lmao
"The good news is donald flies around in a Boeing." Please oh please oh please. 🙏😅
Stay classy, SNL.
The best joke was the one that was never told! Brilliant!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's driving me crazy...
Who else has noticed that the RUclips ad just below the video is WAAAY too sensitive to touch and just goes in involuntarily?
That's f*ing scam btw
It started in the last few weeks and it sucks.
I hate this corrupted world.
Its not great but its the only one we got. Shouldn't we be doing something to make it better ?
Chuckling at the mal mots thrown between lawmakers is a start. It keeps our spirits amused.
thanks for your contribution, Eeyore
😂😂😂😂😂😂 flys around in a boeing! Thats messed up-but hilarious!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bannon and Gout… perfect pairing~