If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Episode 20: You're green with it!
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- And thus, with another 10 episodes finished, Season 2 of TTS draws to a close. I'd like to thank everyone who's been watching and supporting me, you are all beautiful people and I love you!
Thanks to Gods-and-Kings for art of Vulkan, Azrael and the Watcher in the Dark
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ComradeCrimson as Vulkan
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Kochiha Ichihara as the Forgefather He'Stan and Cato Sicarius
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"They destroyed a city"
Compared to the collateral damage that usually happens in Warhammer 40K, the destruction of only one city is actually really good!
99.99% casualty rate: VICTORY
Acceptable losses.
Time Well Spent BROTHER!
**INHALES**
I WILL RESPAWN!
@@coreypatton6290 BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE
@@AdeptKing acceptable if it meant decisively halting a chaos/xenos incursion.
Rogal Dorn is so manly he doesn't need hands to remove his helmet... he just needs to flex his neck muscles.
It probably the same with the low part of his armor...
*PILLAR* *MEN* *THEME* *PLAY*
@@valentinsapateiro7017 Insert meme about Rogal's massive throbbing chainsword here
He flexed his eyebrow.
@@whereswaldo5560 No
Who needs to abide by the laws of physics when you have massive post-human shoulder muscles?
How did the Ultramarines find all of the artifacts? It's simple: they went and asked Blood Ravens if they have stolen them and after some suspiciously specific denials and talks of "gifts" and "exchanges", the Ultramarines broke into the Blood Raven vault and took the stuff.
However, during the heist, some of Ultramarines valuable relics were somehow lost. "No one" knows where they went.
Ah yes, even if the Magpies are getting robbed. They're still gonna find a way to get your relics.
Nubby?
Canon.
So thats how the Bloody Magpies ended up with the Banner of Macragge.
But no one can penetrate the walls of mighty BOREALUM!
Plot twist:
The Emperor actually knew what Kitten was talking about, he just wanted an excuse to remove the armour.
I hate the implications behind this
yep
The Emperor probably was a bisexual in his prime.
@@tristanband4003
Is a fact that the Emperor is both male and female (Soul like i mean) so maybe he didnt stop being bisexual just decided to put his lust aside and focus on growing humanity
Hey, I don't blame him.
"is this a space marine chapter, or a death metal band?"
Harith Azmi I would ask that to the Black Templars or the Black Dragons! xD
Nah. The Slaanesh patrol is actually a disco band!
"BDMS, it's good to skullf*ck in the BDMS."
+Archon95 naw quite simply they play dubstep amped up to 11
CorvusCorone68 I'd like to see what would happen if the Dark Eldars watched the Slaaneshmass!
Maybe, MAYBE, they could like it! XD
but they're xenos, they probably wouldn't enjoy the bit about killing all xeno races
The main difference between Salamanders and Malevolent is that while both will burn a city, the Salamanders will evacuate it first.
Lord Inquisitor sounds fun
Vulkan: "I will not use [some nasty weapons]. Some things should stay in the dark age, for they are too inhumane."
Ferrus: "And so burning people alive is better?"
Vulkan: "What's that? Sorry, I cannot hear you, brother."
That was phosphex. @@johnfraire6931
@@chaoko99 What was so horrible about that stuff? The only thing I can find mentioned about it was that it was so horrible a techpreist destroyed all the STC's of the stuff and all but one of the actual weapons.
@@barbatosmcmurderton4209 it could not be put out,it even continued tu burn the vacuum of space and under water. Think of it as a combination of napalm and acid
God, the Dark Angels are fucking *perfect*.
+MetalSlimeHunt I know, right? Especially that "REPENT, MOTHERFUCKER!" at the end.
Music to my ears.
Im reminded of Panty and Stocking.
It's official, Asmodai says that line to anyone that needs to repent.
+MetalSlimeHunt dark angels themed scarf is being made for me and now with them added to tts i look forward to having it even more :D
+LordVader1094 the exact reason why I'm fucking Raven guard.
Those fuckers creep me out doe.
Ultramarines are so boring that while trying to explain why they are so perfect they started talking about a different chapter.
And thats when you actually start paying attention
Boring or not they get sh!t done and explaining why they are so great is unecessary considering they are as of this episode, 2 for 2 on accomplishing impossible tasks.
@@MLGHazrad yet they constantly explain why they are so great… hmmm
@@Zyrdalf well all but the chapter master
You should read know no fear
I can't believe Shadowsun gave up on all of that.
NOT FUCKING CANON YOU GODDAMN TAU LOVING HERETIC! (BLAM)
Jordan Smith You can't stop it! This is happening, we are already in talks with sexual-yeti for more images!
It will be a fanfiction to surpass LCB!
+wilson ribeiro filho FUKKEN HERETIC!!! *Planet explodes*
+Jordan Smith The emperor made it canon, because....he's the motherfucking Emperor
+wilson ribeiro filho Yeah
DID you hear that +ThunderPsyker you lost the best Tsundere Booty and Rack that the TAU had in centuries
I just love how at 5:21 the music just dies off. Like the whole orchestral section just kind of backed slowly away from Kitten.
The Imperial equivalent of [jazz music stops]
Sorry if no one wants to hear this but.....ILL GIVE MY LIFE SAVINGS TO OIL KITTINS RIPPED BODY LIKE GOD DAME THAT BEEF
“...what?”
lol the emperor's anger at the implication that racism is still going ten thousand years after his quasi-death is pretty cool
@@gustavoritter7321and then he's like "brown-is? I dunno, it's just a standard skin color" like
It's great
Did anyone notice that the soft chanting in the background stops when Kitten says "because they're all black" at 5:21?
*holy music stops*
Duh the emperor mood reflects the ambience why *CAUSE HE'S THE MOTH FUCKING EMPEROR*
Lol didn't notice this the first 10 times
@@rat161 What does that mean if the Stripper-Custodes show up? They arrived when he had no idea of their practices.
@@Dragonspirit223 idk how to explain it but when the emperor is idk disappointed or mad the ambience changes to fit the situation
Believe what you want, Salamanders and Lamenters are the best guys in the damn Imperium.
Shinzon Damn right!
Shinzon ah ah ah you forgot the Raptors! aka guardsmans best friend.
Their doctrine when fighting alongside imperial guard forces is to insert themselves into the guard formations to bolster their ranks and minimise guard casualties.
I'm just happy not everyone in the imperium are asses or psychotic or psychotic asses.
Maybe with Emps back the lamenters can stop getting fucked over as much.
Shinzon and the Blood Ravens!
Gabe was concerned about civilians... YES THEY ARE CANON!!!
I'd pay real money for "VULCAN LIVES" to be a ring tone.
+Bad Ork Miniatures Here you go bruv now give me all your life savings please and thank you
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Bruva Alfabusa .
LOL, DUDE. This is my favorite thing.
Bruva Alfabusa as a salamander I thank you
Set it as my ringtone and now my cat is looking at my phone suspiciously. Must be that Vulkan is too friendly for her with her being a grumpy cat.
"I, once again, cato sicarius..." No, please, not again this guy! *he walk away* Pew.
ColonelZoren yes kill it with fire!!!
*raises powerfist* imma ultra fist tht fucker
“I CAST FIST” fisting intensify
"Creepy but nice guys with a thing for helping people...and fire"-- That just sums the Salamander mentality up perfectly. Furthermore, it is nice to see Vulkan, Magnus, and Rogal Dorn active again. I wonder how some of the other Primarchs are doing? I never hear about Mortarion or Angron anymore. Surely Magnus knows what they are doing?
I want to know more about Fulgrim. All I know is that him and Abbodon are probably planning another black crusade
+Rusty Shackleford I would love to hear about him too. Perhaps he's still trying to obtain more fabulous hair than the Emperor despite being a snake-like demon creature now.
+EmptyMan000 i want to see angron and lemon-russ arm wrestle
+EmptyMan000 Actually, you just so happened to bring up the 2 most active daemon primarchs! Both of them orchestrate massive crusades against the Imperium every time they've recuperated in the warp long enough to return to reality. Their crusades usually don't last too long before the Grey Knights kill them. If you want to read about that happening, the book in which Daemon Angron is most recently killed is called Emperor's Gift by Aaron Dembski-Bowden, and Mortarion gets killed in a short audio drama called Mortarion's Heart.
So to answer your question, they're both currently banished to the warp.
+EmptyMan000 Shoving demon cocks up the least enjoyable hole, obviously.
I still wonder how the emperor will react when he will discover the way his throne is fueled. XD
Emperor: "I'm pretty sure I gave all my children natural human skin pigment"
Magnus: "Am I a joke to y... nvm don't answer that.?"
08:59 Kitten did bring that up
Well, I guess Magnus is way too red for being a native American or smth. Besides, he doesn't have facial features of one.
Warp fucked him over there
I mean, aren’t Native Americans usually referred to as… ahem… “red skins”.
And Corax being pale isn’t that unusual. Can happen due to a skin condition.
God emperor of mankind"yes"
when the emperor said "by terra's tits" I got reminded of the fact someone made a holy terra-chan.
(Loads bolter with imperial compliance intent) do you want to reword that
@@natecondy4125 well the emperor is neither man or female as a sorta warp construct that can shapeshift so why not
May I see it
@@nuclearstuff9442No.
you cursed me with this information
Welp, the Primarchs are returning.
To be fair, I saw Rogal Dorn without his helmet as I was walking through the Imperial Palace after getting away from... whatever the fuck those things were. I still dont know what happened to them, but I assume the Custodians got them. Anyway, I saw Lord Rogal gushing over how the Emperor was being so very nice to him and how he got to spend time with him now. He was acting like a high school girl, it was very creepy, he was even doing the voice. They were going to feed me to the Emperor today, but then the guys who came to get me got hit by chunks of Custodes armor for some reason, oh well.
+Jordan Smith He just didnt want to hear the teen angst coming from his sons. That would be the biggest psychic headache of all time if they all argued.
Ive heard of a certain group of Guardsman under the command of an Inquisitor. The Woadian 104th I believe. They stand out as there is a Guardswoman who is named Yang Xiao Long and is apparantly such a badass and blessed by the Emperor that she took on 5 Traitor Marines, one of which being a Chaos Sorceror, with nothing but a Power Sword and the blessings of the Emperor.
Whoa! I just noticed something. During the music intro the subtitle for the line The Death of the sun, sun gets replaced by son.
No, just some 4th Degree Interdimensional Warp Fuckery referencing A World of Bloody Evolution.
I can't help but notice that Kitten is highly lubricated under his armor.
wat
That phase of his back then...but still how in the name of the Emperor is he still greasy?
Gotta keep from chafing, my dude
@@rando23232 That oil was premium
Its like a butterfly bursting from a cacoon
SORRY if no one wants to hear this but ILL PAY MY SOUL TO TOUCH AND LUB HIS MUCELS LIKE GOD DAME THOUS ABS WOULD BREAK THUNDERHAMMERS
5:20 made me laugh so damn hard. The music cutting out only adds to the comedy for me.
7:09 with the Emporah's voice.
“Then what in the fuck are you trying to say” is such a great line and also I would sell my soul to oil kittens ripped body
@@gamingrookie7424 I find it hilarious because the Emperor was using Ebonics in this episode.
"it is better to burn out than fade away"
This hits so much harder now.
Anyone else feel like Vulkan's story is basically dragonball/dragonball Z. gather all the artifacts to summon a green lizard...also ghost Nappa.
I think i just heard Vagetas screams...
...Hhhhhoooooly shiiiiit...
Christopher Commerford basically hut instead of a green mystic lizard you get a ten foot tall happy giant that’ll crush you with a hug....and fire
YOU ARE WEAK VULKAN!
Kitten: “they are a coal black with glowing red eyes as if they bathe in burning promethium every day”
Me: that’s because they DO bathing in burning promethium every day!
Jose Colon Promethium: for that healthy coal-colored luxurious skin
Promethium, because I’m worth it
Maybe he's born with it.
*_Maybe it's geneseeeeed!_*
@@Sammie1053 Underrated
Also sorry if no one wants to hear this but kitten is fucking BEEF LIKE YOU CAN SLAP A SWORD ON DEM ABS AND THE SWORD WOULD BREAK
Everyone, thank you for everything. I love you. I shall now ascend into the stars and prepare for Season 3 immensely together with my -slaveworkers- dear friends who are helping me because they are very nice people.
Also, don't read the comments before watching, there may be spoilers abound! That is all.
Bruva: allways there to help you if you're new to youtube
+Bruva Alfabusa I had to pause at 1:29 just to type this. You are fantastic and never let anyone tell you otherwise, not even 'brainghost Ferrus'. He's a dick anyway.
+Bruva Alfabusa
That was like... teh best.
I actually got the notification on my phone, saw that it was TTS, and I was like: "MUUUUUUUUUUST WAAAATCH!"
Awesome work Alfa, keep it up; and big thanks to the rest of the team for their hard work as well!
Awesumm video super fan love your stuff blablabla...
Keep up the good work. :]
Holy fuck, this was brilliant!!!111oneoneeleven
Gotta love how Emps subconciously really loves his children.
I CALLED IT! I FUCKING CALLED IT! VULKAN!
+Field Marshal Fry Beeeeeh?
+Field Marshal Fry Would expect anything else from the Ultramarines? They got Magnus out of the bloody Eye of Terror.
+Orcaman15 WITH SHIELD OFF
Wernt you one of those Chaos thingies before or am I thinking of the wrong person?
Jordan Smith
why would I be one of thingsthatmustnotenamed?
More hyped for this than that Star Wars movie, this is way more Fascinating!
+Mirkel Leliveld Aw shit, Fascinating Guy changed his avatar!!
Indeed, I quite like this new one. I suppose you could say that it is very Fascinating.
+Bruva Alfabusa It's kinda hard to ignore this cliff hanger plot twist of the fucking century.
7:47 love how Kitten didn’t even deny it.
I don't know how you did it but Cato Sicarius has gone full circle from insufferable to adorable and I now want to hug his beaky face
+Shas'O Swoll He squeaks because Calgar powerfisted his geneseed containers.
Hyper But he is cute!
Hyper also it seems you misread what I said, I said BEAKY not squeaky, as in he has the helmet with a beak! Theres a whole steam group about it...
+Shas'O Swoll No, I'm pretty sure he isn't a beaky here.
Either way I think someone should refer him to steamcommunity.com/groups/cheekibeeki
The return of Vulcan trigered a massive BBQ party of Nocturne which accidentially burned half the planed down. I guarantee it.
+GhostDreamer Considering that already happens every 15? years I don't think most of the populace would notice.
+Блажо Ђуровић This time they seriously burned down everything, including vulcanic glass, magma and fire.
Jan Suchomel
It is not grimdark, it is one of Vulcan's special secret BBQ methods. Among others exist double pure capsaicin sauce, stacking the meat up and seting the bottom-most row on fire to get entire rainbow of meat, from charcoal to well done to rare to raw, and cooking over active volcanos.
+GhostDreamer On the next exciting episode of Cooking with the Imperium!
+Jan Suchomel You've obviously never seen One Piece.
"These Sisters Of Battle you speak of strike me as not being full of muscle bound battle-buddies with exclusively floppy reproductive organs" cracked me up like an antique chinese vase.
you was expecting cute chubby centurion, *but it was I, ROGAL DORN*
zeta kan That's some Alpha Legion level deception there son...
Nani?!
is this a jojo's strange quest reference
@@talkingbtr-82a76 Well the one who made this serie is a member of the Alfa Legion, the drunk kleptomaniac xenophile and loyalist version of the Alpha Legion.
*KONO DORN DA*
Bruva Alfabusa Has games workshop ever get a hold of you?
That's a story we could all use
+Jeffrey Husk Nope, GW has never contacted me about anything!
U lucked out 😄
+Bruva Alfabusa It is clear then, as a true loyalists (don't mind my avatar) we have to buy all GW shares and make the canon by ourselves.
+Jeffrey Husk GW would never hire writers that actually pay attention to the lore of their own franchise. Let alone make it anything other than Grimderp.
I was more at the idea that they would threaten him. I'm not giving GW that much cred.
Have Matt Ward take over, make the emp and the gods work togeter, make us pay to watch more. That's more what I'm thinking GW would like.
the entire WH40K would be over if you just order Cato Sicaro to end the 4 chaos gods and purge the entire galaxy that isn't human
Fuck it. Purge the humans too.
Can someone make a perfect loop of the "VULKAN LIVES!!!" ?
Not gonna post it here but I just uploaded a loop of it. Its far form perfect but its a start :D
Brutal Outlaws yessssss
You forgot the STOMP STOMP.
1:38 This was sufficient for me.
I stumbled across this as something that RUclips suggested. I don't know anything 40K (I've always loved the art I've seen of it though) so I find these both entertaining and enlightening. I'm off to start at the beginning so I can be all caught up for season 3!
I would highly recommend looking into it more
+AzzaKTM the 40K fluff is fascinating! if you like humorous romp you might want to check the Ciaphas Cain books, after all, he's the HERO OF THE IMPERIUM! The Gaunt's Ghosts book is also a good gateway for the 40K universe..
+Jonathan Lukito I'll definitely track them down at some point. I'm always on the hunt for good books to read!
This is one of the best thing in youtube.
+AzzaKTM check Arch Warhammer on youtube he does lore videos on Warhammer and W40K
Imagine how proud all civil rights activists would be hearing The Emperor discourage judging someone by the “hue of their epidermis.”
Brings a tear to the eye.
Always remeber kids, all humans are equally better then xenoskind.
THE EMPEROR COMMANDS IT SO
You say that, but we all know Emps would be first in line on the Gold Supremacist movement.
@@aprinnyonbreak1290 I think he has already won. We use gold looking metals to show the number 1. So yeah. Gold is the supreme colour.
"Prepare for my civil rights beam"
I'll play the Salamander's national anthem: GIVE ME FUEL, GIVE FIRE , GIVE THAT WHICH I DESIRE, OOH
Fuel, fuel is pumping Marines. Fast, hot and lean.
Oh ya
LIGHT EM UP, UP, UP, I'M ON FIRE!
Take your god-damned Terminator armor.
Or the second theme when they find a traitor: BURN! BURN! BURN! THE LIAR!
Vulkan Lives
+wilson ribeiro filho *STOMP* *STOMP*
+wilson ribeiro filho VulkanLivesMatter?
Hyper #SalamandersLivesMatter
+GES280 Oh fucking plug that hole. I hate those things.
***** NO. No vuvufucking ass fuck noiseholes. I live in South Africa. It's not a national pride. It's disgraceful. But of course that's, like, only my opinion, man.
"It is better to burn out than to fade away"
Damn guys, this series is even starting to hit our feels !
Rogal Dorn, so bad ass all he as to do is flex to remove his helmet.
I wanna see how he removes the "lower" area of his armor *insert lenny*
@@adorablecenturion8436 i call upon the ban hammer
@@alvarodebarrio7718 *Prohibition hammer*
@@alvarodebarrio7718 restraint is not in my vocabulary
Kitten: *makes the emperor think that racism between humans is back*
The emperor: please say sike right now
“Screw this quandary with a fricking jackhammer.”
“Father. It is I. Roga-“ BRRRRRRVVVVVVVVVVPPPPP
Bruva, I've been struggling with finals for the past week and half, and it's been shit. I couldn't even sleep last night because I have my last one today and I'm too stressed because I feel unprepared.
You have no idea how much it cheered me up to quickly check my sub box and find this here after waiting weeks. Youz da boss, boss.
EDIT: That ending with Emps and Kitten literally had my jaw drop. No way. Absolutely no way.
+Drew McCarron Stay strong, Bruva - You'll fly through those exams!
Aight, China.
Drew McCarron Thatta boy! You got this, Gov!
+Drew M YOU WERE NOT PREPARED !!!
What the hell? Who are you? What is this heresy?! Why are you ME?!
Just imagine going in to kiss your High school sweetheart after an amazing prom night and suddenly 16:57
I see this as a absurd win
When the centurion is revealed to be dorn the emperor’s tts device just dies with the last words being AAAAAAAAAAAAA
god damn best comment here
I would probably nut and run.
VULCAN LIVES!!!
Vulkan lives ! .... ;-(
STOMP STOMP
*VULCAN LIVES* **STOMP STOMP**
*STOMP STOMP*
VULKAN LIVES!
Also
Salamanders: Friendship is Vulkan
Magic is heresy >:(
@@adorablecenturion8436
I understood this reference
@@pancytryna9378 *yey*
"Your sweetheart was i, Rogal Dorn." This line had a fantastic delivery!
I died at the TOASTY part!
Tribunal Custodian FINISH HIM!
16:55 this is the manliest way of revealing yourself.
"Your sweetheart was I, Rogal Dorne!" OMG this is the funniest thing ever.
I must admit I was fucking confused by Dark Angels (because I'm not really deep in the lore, but kinda curious about it), but after reading some info about them... HOLY SHIT! This guys are the most funniest thing to parody!
During the Horus Heresy, a large portion of the Dark Angels were corrupted by Chaos. The resulting conflict between the loyalists and the heretics, called the Fallen, led to the destruction of the Dark Angels homeworld of Caliban, with many of the defeated Fallen scattering across the galaxy. The history of the Fallen and their treachery is known only to the Inner Circles of the Dark Angels and their Successor Chapters, who collectively call themselves the Unforgiven. The Unforgiven see it as their duty to hunt down the Fallen and make them repent through torture and death, sometimes abandoning their allies in battle to pursue any lead on the Fallen.
It should also be mentioned that the Dark Angels who fell to Chaos were stationed on Caliban, the world their primarch Lion El'Johnson landed on. The leader of the now "Fallen" Angels was none other than Luther, the man who first found the Lion on Caliban and trained him in the ways of battle.
After the Siege of Terra and the Emperor's internment in the Golden Throne the Lion and his battered and tired forces returned to Caliban to recover and rearm, only to have their brothers on Caliban open fire on them. The betrayal and confusion cut the Dark Angels deep. During the battle with the traitors the Lion battled his former mentor and called down an Exterminatus on his home.
When the dust cleared Caliban was in pieces, the Fallen were vanished into the warp, and Lion El'Johnson was no where to be found. The surviving Dark Angels converted the largest piece of Caliban into a ship of sorts (The Rock) and tried to rebuild. A few years later they learned that the Fallen were being dumped in random places and times by a warp storm. The leaders of the Dark Angels and their successors swore that they would capture all of their way ward kin so that the rest of the Imperium would never learn the shameful truth of how the First Legion had so many traitors among its members.
Atleast Dorn learned to stop wearing armor with odd pokey bits
Fantastic episode as always! Especially the ending scene and the getting to see under the power gilt.
EPISODE SPOILERS BELOW!
You thought you had a little centuribear... BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY I! ROGAL DORN!
Also, how did Rogal Dorn not try and punch Magnus in the face? I mean, he knows what Magnus did right?
+Vallorn Well presumably he's been just out of shot in all the previous episodes and has seen how Magnus has been turned around since then. Still, a lot of fucking restraint on Dorn's part regardless.
+kingkong381 as far as I've seen he's either not been around at the same time as Magnus(discounting the fan mail) or has simply been around long enough to see that Magnus has change and is getting treated like a little bitch enough to start making up for that whole gripe.
Still rather interesting to see the primarchs all slowly returning, now to get them all in a room together and see some warp storm spanking when the emperor gets sick of the squabbling.
justin canu If Guilliman returns I want to see Sicarius bitch-slapped into Macragge's orbit.
+Anzu Wyliei think it was the other way around - diddent rogal dorn bomb his planet to shreds.
and he generally hated his psi-fetish
+Killaim that was leman russ and his puppies
Waitasecond; When Vulcan first appears, that was the opening few lines for Manowar’s Crown and the Ring.
YES. YEEEES.
"Because their black."
Omg I was drinking my drink and feel out laughing! Had my head phones so everyone just looked at me 😂 I couldn't explain it because everyone would think I'm a fucking need lol
"Hello my lord!"
"Good my sentient news paper has arrived "
Fucking hell, we all have that sentient newspaper friend
the power of friendship? Was Vulcan in Equestria the whole time he left?
+Roeg I am going to assume, yes. :P
And at the end of every episode he'd write a letter. "Dear God-Emperor..."
Wellll it is not what you asked for but Iron Hearts ( www.fimfiction.net/story/147183/iron-hearts-book-1---planetfall ) has some Iron Warriors landing on Equestria (because fucking TAU) and stuff happens..great stuff. (the grim darkness is toned down just enough for it to work but it still is WH40k as hell)
Somehow...this logics
warhammer mlp crossover confirmed well actually there is already one look it up lol
Can I just say how awesome the sound design on the "VULCAN LIIIVES!" cheering and the *STOMP STOMP* is?
"But you're black, and you're shit talking other blacks..."
That is literally modern day Africa in a nutshell xD
To be fair, Europeans killed themselves by the tens of millions for hundreds of years
@@gustavoritter7321 humans kill their neighbours
@@gustavoritter7321 that’s just a human thing
Humanity at all times every day lmao
Repent motherfuckers!
Truly Bruva, you know how to take Warhammer's lore and retell it in an amusing way. Just a touch of the GRIMDURPNESS that is so entrenched in the setting, but with enough tongue in cheek humor to make it worth a laugh or twenty.
"is this an Astartes chapter or a metal band" -Emperor, M41
Hello grandfather
#RogalDorn2016
The president we need. As capable as Horus, as benevolent as Vulkan, and a stone cold badass.
Warricane you cannot objectively judge the posterior of a person.
Warricane he'd be better then trump
Leostar a choas champion would be better at this point.
if the choice is Hillary or Trump again, Trump 2020... actually hes maintained most of his promises so fuck it TRUMP 2020
Goddamn this series is so *GOOD*. I'm so excited at the possibilities, seeing the brothers interact with one another and working things out with their father, and seeing the Empra's plan fall in place! Damn good work Bruva!
This is my second time viewing the series and I can never get enough it’s absolute gold I wish Alfa the best
You have no idea how hard it was to keep myself from screaming at the bit before the Dark Angels. My roommates are still asleep!
The salamanders as a deathmetal band? I'd pay to see that.
Until they light you on fire
WHY TODAY
I HAVE FINALS TODAY
NOW INSTEAD OF ANSWERING CORRECTLY
IM JUST GOING TO ANSWER
FOR THE EMPEROR
FOR EVERYTHING
+Steve Jackson Just set your name to "The Emperor of Mankind" and answer what the fuck ever you want. Since the Emperor is never wrong, you'll ace those finals, no matter what you answer.
If your professor doesn't give you credit he IS A HERETIC! KILL THE HERETIC!!
+Steve Jackson Thank God my finals were yesterday and tomorrow so that I can batshit about this today.
+Steve Jackson mind if I ask where you got that sprite marine?, I want one
+apocaly21 Emperor's Images
5:16 this joke has aged gloriously xd
Vulkan, what is all of this "Peace" and "Friendship" words you keep throwing around?
Where have you been all this time? Have you been hanging out with Mutant Psyker Horses? You know you can't get rid of them once you let them form a bond. They'll pester you forever now.
Salamanders being a death metal band is accurate in how their both absolutely sick and also surprisingly nice
"Shut up and explain." - The Emperor of mankind
I love how they play with subtitles in this show
Finally Primarch Numer two to arrive :D Giggles And Dorn? DAMN BOY
oh what a double wammy
+Horacio Saucedo AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
+Horacio Saucedo Wouldn't he be three after Magnus and Vulkan?
Well, I counted two with Vulkan. Donr surprised. As much as I know he's dead XD
i like that vulkan is jamaican
Sounds more like Uganda knuckles
Every time a new episode of TTS shows up, I yell from a joy overload.
I love this series :v
16:46 top ten anime plot twists.
ok guys. I want you to watch the word sun at 1:52 the word sun, turns to son a second before it moves onto the rest of the lyrics. I can't be the only one who has noticed this
"REPENT MOTHERFUCKER!!"
I lost it at that part
*ThenWhatInTheFuckAreYouTryingToSay?*
Fiend Matador Slayer of a Thousand Noobs
7:09
Damn, Kitten is *ripped*.
MovingTarget85 all custodes are ripped,how else would they oil themselves up without abs?
The lil' Cato at the beginning made me laugh and Dorn at the end made me go 'oh snap'. I liked the Dark Angels bit at the end but I would give the hysteric personality to Azrael, not Asmodai.
+SinnerBeta to Asmodai, not Azrael*
Great job as always.
+SinnerBeta You realize you can edit youtube comments, right? The arrow on the top right of your comment when you mouse over it.
"All salamanders craftsmanship is of the highest quality"
Vulkan Lives!! STOMP STOMP Vulkan Lives!! STOMP STOMP
I love how the salamanders don't suddenly combust like they normally do
If someone's baby blue, it's Space Wolves...
Ultramarines are, well, ultramarine.
At 8:58 i was kindof expecting Magnus to chime in with "Oh FUCK YOU!", then the emperor responds with something along the lines of "shut the fuck up and go back to doing your homework lobsterboy" or something like that
0:31 Vulcans artifacts consisting of a tank, a smart coupe, a tiny little plaque (I'm guessing with "BEST HUGGER -Emps") and a gigantic 3d printer is incredibly on brand
You thought this was a Centurion!
But it was I, ROGAL DORN!
I so hope that the blood ravens will have a little screen time in season three.
I cant get enough of how badass the intro is...
You could argue all these torturous traditions the Salamanders have teach them empathy so that they would never wish this kind of pain on fellow man.
That was a fucking adventure from start to finish holy fucking shit
You just NEED to do more of these videos with US ... We are soooo bored outside of thursdays you know .... so much oil and soo much tissues are wasted everyday because of a waiting for our next role beside our glorious overlord... and little kitten *short chuckle* ... We'll be waiting with our bodies oiled-up and ready oh great one.
Fabulous Custode back back!
if only you were as strong as the vampires who's looks you stole
Can we all appicate how ripped an beautiful kitten is under his armor. I could oil him up for dayys.
I am totally NOT going to borrow the Vulcan Lives part into a book I might write.
It honestly just sounds badass!!!😁
I swear on the man emperor, the entire into is a manifestation of all those times we as kids never found [insert lost item] and our mothers/fathers points and says "you mean this?"
omg when the Dark Angels were all whispering I nearly pissed myself, so good!
Whenever I watch one of Bruva's videos, I end up reading 40k lore for the next half of my day. Thanks!